Constipation Enema

Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze. So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast one: she spiked Ava’s margarita, slid a shady contract under her nose, and next thing you know… Ava’s waking up married to the wrong twin. Enter Zach Ford — the kingdom’s coldest man alive, walking gloom cloud, and accidental husband. He hasn’t cracked a smile since his mysterious fiancée, Orihime, died under suspicious circumstances. The Ford family thought Eva’s chaotic sunshine might fix him. Too bad they accidentally married him to Ava: a neurotic perfectionist who schedules emotional breakdowns like business meetings. Now Ava has to: Pretend she's totally in love with her emotionally constipated husband. Survive polite society, royal gossip, and unwanted foot rub offers from Shen Wang — her rich, clingy, disturbingly hot suitor who thinks “No” is short for “Not yet.” Figure out if Orihime is actually dead… or just hiding better than Zach hides his feelings. It was supposed to be a PR move. Instead, it’s a rom-com with fake love, real secrets, one stolen car, and at least two murder mysteries. With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I Do: A chaotic enemies-to-lovers rollercoaster with tax fraud, unresolved trauma, and a love story that may or may not be court-admissible—because honestly, I am still in shambles on how to finish this novel without breaking me own phone screen or my heart. Let's see HAHAHA

A sharp-tongued office worker transmigrates into a tragic apocalyptic novel as “Clarisse,” a minor noblewoman and future adoptive mother of the male lead—Elias. In the original story, Elias sacrifices himself at 19 to save a collapsing world. Determined to rewrite his fate, Clarisse adopts him early and decides to marry into power to protect him. What she didn’t plan on: raising an emotionally constipated genius child, faking an engagement with a suspiciously hot Grand Duke, and accidentally dragging herself to the center of world-changing events. The end of the world is still coming. She just refuses to let him die in it.

"Thank you. Well, now that I've managed to ruin breakfast," Lyra began, attempting a sheepish smile. "Apologies for that, by the way…" She tilted her head slightly, trying to come across as both remorseful and adorable. Elias didn't miss a beat. "Oh, you apologise in your world? I thought it was a foreign concept to you." Lyra raised an eyebrow. "Uh… am I missing something? Am I supposed to owe you any other apology aside from this?" She gestured dramatically at the battlefield formerly known as the breakfast table. "I guess we can consider bumping into a man while stark naked the norm in your world, then?" Lyra's jaw dropped in outrage, and she immediately slapped her palm to the table. "Bumping? You bumped into me! You were in the room without knocking!!! You wanted to see me naked!!!" "Oh, speak a little bit louder," he said in a low, venomously sarcastic tone. "I don't think the entire castle heard you. Please, by all means—broadcast to the staff, the kitchen, the stables—that you, an unmarried lady… yes?... were alone in a room with a bachelor. Oh wait, naked!" He leaned in with a smirk. "That's not the scandal of the century. So go on… speak even louder. Maybe the bards will write a song about it." Lyra narrowed her eyes at him. "You're an asshole," she said.  "You're a constipated… sad… pompous… asshole!!! You know that?" she shot back, rising to her feet. Thaddeus, who had quietly been trying to clean up the spill without being noticed, froze in place. How is it that anyone could speak to the prince this way? And get away with it. Even Lady Lirae, whom he was head over heels in love with wouldn't dare. "I wouldn't know…" Elias said, his lips twitching into a devilish smirk. "I have never peeked into an ass's hole before. Apparently, you have, seeing how you're being quite graphic. Tell me, Miss Lyra… what else did you find in there?" ***** Trapped in another world, where carriages are ridden instead of Ubers, Lily is apparently the doppelgänger of a missing/dead noblewoman. She meets the brooding, annoyingly handsome prince- Elias who is constantly amazed at how improper she is. But when Lyra finds out that Elias was on trial for the disappearance of her doppelganger. She is frightened into desperately finding a way out of the Cursed Terra Lucida. Elias offers her a deal, if she can pretend to be Lirae until he can find out what happened to her, then he would help her find her way back to her world. And so it begins, a fake engagement, a rushed wedding and the unravelling of a plot so evil, it would shake the entire Terra Lucida. WARNING; includes very sexy and steamy detailing.

In the depths of the Abyss, where the screams of the damned wove a twisted symphony, a lone figure knelt in the black sand. His silver chains gleamed under the pale light of a shattered moon. His name was Kael Draven, once a noble warrior of the Radiant Order, now a forsaken exile, branded as a traitor, and cursed by the gods themselves. Betrayed by those he had sworn to protect, Kael had been thrown into the Abyss as a sacrifice, left to perish among the demons. Yet, he had survived. The abyss had not broken him; it had reforged him. And now, he would return—not as a hero, but as something far worse.

Smith obtained the best Building System. Everything he built or renovated would be granted attributes! Excellent-grade hotel: guest flow +30%, exhaustion relief +30%. Since then, the guests of this hotel have showered the hotel with praise and have never stopped coming back. Exquisite-grade toilet: odor elimination +10, laxative +15. Since then, this toilet became gospel for those with constipation and a nightmare for those with diarrhea. Exquisite-grade home renovation: spouse cheating +20, owner career +15. Since then, though the owner of this house was cuckolded, his career did gradually improve. Perfect-grade tree-lined path: safety +30, environment +25. Since then, this path became the safest road in the country…

Venice Randal Mel'v, the most successful youngest woman in the country died on her way for vacation after spending almost her childhood years managing their company, and found herself possessing the body of her most hated character on the novel she was reading when she died. However, when she found out that there are some truth that isn't indicated in the novel... Will she still follow the original line? Of course not, because her personality changed the moment she came to that body, so R.I.P to the successful Venice for becoming the cra- Oh shut up narrator! Reincarnation? Transmigration? Regression? Posession? To hell with that! This isn’t REAL! I, who only liked to read novels for pastime got stucked in the Fairytale-like Novel I last read. How can I get out? Of course I can’t, 'cause I died from a plane crash. How should I live from now on? Of course, I will live as a FREE, WEALTHY, STRONG person EVER! I’ve sacrificed enough all through my life, it’s time for me to live a life without restrain, free of responsibility! I’ll OVERTHROW those undeservable characters! “It’s time for CULLING… HAHAH--!” *dingg!* ----- ⟪WARNING!⟫ Experiencing excessive excitement! Warning! A rise in blood sugar! You’re more hyper than usual. Warning! You look evil than the Devil Kings! Warning! A rise in Dark Aura! When too much excitement are experienced, there is a possibility of losing control of one’s body, recklessness, and constipation. To cool down, think of something annoying. ----- ‘The heck...?’ -ziest character in the novel... or was it in the whole world?

At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156. By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen. However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lurked in the forums knew her name. Known for her unusual takes on life and mostly popularly for her "Human Observation Diary" blog, Scarlet enjoys the nerd life in secret. Human Observation Diary has always kept to a very standard format but one day, a reader pointed out that the blog has recently been differing from its usual format. Intrigued by the trigger, Scarlet investigates her latest human observation - an online NEET by the name of Jedd77. From further interactions, Scarlet finds herself helplessly drawn to him. As their friendship develops into something more, Scarlet has to make a choice. To give up her secrecy and allow Jedd77 to be a part of her life? Or continue the game of cat and mouse even after the face reveal. Note: Slow progress. Talks of some darker topics in life eg: Depression, PTSD, adoption and acceptance. Drama seekers, toxic bitches and overly-sensitive folks who cannot chillax not welcomed. Author also has indemnity to typo, grammar mistakes and English bugs throughout the story. You have been warned. Proceed with caution and enjoy. *** Special chapter release on other milestones, check out my discord and patreon for more details, thank you for the support! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsuji Kofi: Ko-fi.com/destinyaitsuji Discord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn

Di tengah malam, Asep, seorang pemalas yang bermimpi menjadi kaya dan terkenal, bergumam ingin menjadi kaya. Ayahnya kesal dan menasihatinya untuk bekerja. Asep bercita-cita punya pekerjaan dengan gaji besar dan tugas minim. Ayahnya menjawab sinis. Asep bertanya mengapa ayahnya kesal, dan ayahnya tidak percaya akan mimpinya. Asep membuka handphone, kesal melihat orang pamer harta di berita. Ia pergi mengendarai motornya, tapi kehabisan bensin dan terpaksa mendorong motornya ke pom bensin. Dalam renungannya, ia berpikir meminjam uang. Di tempat lain, Arifin, seorang anak miskin, bekerja keras sebagai satpam demi adik dan neneknya. Ia ingin berperan penting dalam perkembangan negara. Meskipun ia sibuk, ia tetap berharap adiknya mandiri dan tidak membencinya. Mereka sama-sama ingin mengubah derajat hidup mereka namun akankah keinginan mereka akan berhasil?

Horror anthology of bizarre and odd tales of fantastical terror, from a farmer whose farming community is increasingly losing its residents, to a clown that grants wishes, this is one book that will scare you till you are no long constipated.

XXX Rated 18+ only Now I know what you’re thinking, this could not be about sex, BDSM, torture, non-consensual, love and above all else money. However, there is so much more but you must read to find out more. (M+-f+, non-consensual, reluctant, bestiality, bondage, drugs, enema, torture). NO children are harmed in this book. This is an all adult base book.

Baliospermum montanum also known as red physic nut, wild croton, wild castor and wild sultan seed belongs to Euphorbiaceae family. It is a stout undershrub having numerous flowers. It is widely distributed throughout sub-Himalayan region from Khasi Hills to Kashmir. It is common in Bihar, Peninsular, West Bengal and Central India. In Ayurveda, roots are used as a cure for leucoderma, jaundice and wounds. Leaves are used for treatment of bronchitis, asthma and abdominal tumor. Seeds act as a purgative and helpful for gastric complaints. Stem decoction is used to provide relief from toothache. It has the majority of bioactive compounds such as carbohydrates, alkaloids, steroids, glycosides, coumarins, flavonoids, fatty acids, saponins, protein, tannins and amino acids, anthroquinones, terpenoids and phenols. Traditional uses Roots are anthelmintic, purgative, diaphoretic, diuretic, febrifuge, rubefacient and tonic. It is used for constipation, dropsy, leprosy, jaundice and skin diseases. Leaves are used for bronchitis and asthma. Oil extracted from seeds is hydragogue cathartic and apply it externally in rheumatism. Seeds are used as an antidote for snake bite and constipation. Leaves are used by tribals of Madhya Pradesh, Andhra Pradesh and Karimnagar district for treating asthma and headache. Stem decoction provides relief from toothache. Seeds, roots, seed oil and roots are used as a treatment for constipation, jaundice, anemia, piles and conjunctivitis. Useful for calculus, abdominal pain, constipation, piles, genera anasarca, scabies, helminthic infestation and skin disorders. Apply the root paste to piles and painful swellings. Leaves provide relief from asthma and seeds are useful to cure snakebites. Use the bark juice to treat malarial fevers and lower swellings due to inflammation. Use it externally to treat burns, eczema, scabies and ringworm. Apply the paste of bark to cure gum swellings and sores. In Nepal, thin twigs are used as toothbrushes for treating toothache, swollen gums and bleeding. Leaves are used to treat medical conditions such as convulsions, coughs, fevers, guinea worm sores, rheumatic pains, sores, wounds and cuts. Apply the root juice to pimples and boils. In India and Thailand, it is used to treat jaundice, dropsy, abdominal complaints, inflammation, wounds, leucoderma and anemia.

Confident, yet delusional Kuno lives his life the way he wants to. The 22 year old NEET feels no need to leave his room to do anything, but he's no match against the call of nature. Having suffered through two and a half weeks of constipation, caused by his idle lifestyle and consumption of Borito chips and soft drinks, Kuno steps out of his room to finally take on the challenge of passing this dump. Succeeding, like the experienced toilet-goer he is, he presses the flush-button, but gets flushed away as well. He wakes up in a new world, apparantly summonded by some sort of High Order, looking for his assistance against a rival empire. This new world contains magic and high level technology Kuno had only ever seen in video games and anime. Initially excited, Kuno is brought to the Class Teller, who reveals that people like him possess powers far different from what he expected. [LitRPG] + [Isekai] + [GameLit] + [Human anatomy] + [Comedy] + [Fantasy] + [Moderate Progression] + [Super Heroes]

She was originally Jin Zhi's Jade Leaf, but her mother was thrown out of the capital in an awkward manner. At the end of the phoenix coronet, she had killed a monarch and killed her husband in order to let her lover ascend to the great treasure. What awaited her was the medicine for an abortion, the enema of her flesh and bones! Swallowing her bone blood and adding the Cremation to her body, she swore to the Heavenly Alliance: Transforming into a malicious ghost, she will take revenge! The rebirth of a person was destined to be filled with unending trials and hardships … Malicious stepmother Buddha's mouth and heart? Break your hypocritical face and send you to the underworld! The direct line of thinking was constantly plotted? Using such a trick to tear off your face in a row! The ruthless "lover" appeared again? See how she can shatter his dreams! However, why would such a figure suddenly appear in the original world? Vicious and merciless. Murderous but also handsome. Her lifeline was tightly gripped. "You saved my life, so naturally, I will repay you." But what about debt? Wasn't this evildoer's method of payment a bit too special? "Qing Huan, if that wasn't the case, why would 8,000 years be the case?" Author Of the Novel is :- Gong Zi Zhuang

Yin Yue was supposed to die peacefully in his sleep. Instead, he wakes up in a "Transmigration Queue" only to learn that due to a cosmic clerical error, his soul has been bound to a reincarnation system that dumps him into random worlds-each with a unique identity, task, and one common variable: a certain man. The twist? That man, always gorgeous and dominant, is his destined soulmate. Too bad he never remembers Yin Yue and has a wildly different personality each time. Even worse? Yin Yue is usually the one with the embarrassing roles-like a fluffy bunny beastman, an omega in heat, a spoiled ancient concubine, or an emotionally constipated space diplomat. But no matter what, they always fall in love again.

—A Reverse Harem Isekai Where the Real Plot Twist is Falling First (And Hard) I got isekai’d. Cool. Ended up with a sword. Even cooler. Then I became the secret noble matchmaker for half the continent’s male leads. And by matchmaker, I mean I faked letters, staged “accidental” meet-cutes, and maybe shoved a few emotionally constipated heirs into actual romantic competence. Now they’re all happy. And me? Still single. Still managing businesses. Still sword-fighting nobles who can’t take no for an answer. Except there’s this one man... Too polite. Too sharp. Too handsome to be real. Also: possibly royalty, definitely mine, and absolutely not safe from my marriage jokes. This wasn’t supposed to be my love story. But hey! if I can ship others into romance, maybe I can finally match myself, too. Hopefully

[DROPPED OR REDIRECTING TO BE EXACT] Welcome to the worst day of his life—which, ironically, turned out to be his big break. After rage-quitting the most emotionally constipated webnovel ever written and leaving behind a 1-star review hotter than dragon piss, our unnamed (but definitely emotionally damaged) protagonist decided to calm down with a vanilla espresso. Too bad it was laced with divine cyanide. Now? He's dead. Very dead. The kind of dead where you're naked in a white void being seduced by a goddess who looks like the final boss of your teenage fantasies. Turns out, said goddess was bored. Bored enough to watch the multiverse like it’s daytime reality TV, and you? You're her next contestant. Congratulations! You’ve just been isekai’d into the very novel you roasted—and you're the protagonist. With a wildcard. Armed with a reality-bending Multiversal Antagonist System, a dangerously sarcastic sense of humor, and trauma from 100 chapters of cringe, our hero is now slicing his way through plotlines like a hot knife through melodrama. Each arc? A new world. Each mission? Survive the cliché, flip the trope, maybe bang a waifu (or two), and get stronger. He’s not here to “grow” or “heal” or “find the power of friendship.” He’s here to dodge drama, humiliate sadboys, and make emotionally stunted MCs cry into their protagonist halos. So sit back, grab popcorn—and maybe a spiritual seatbelt—because the gods are watching, the plots are unraveling, and this man is about to turn the multiverse into his personal comment section. After all, The drama’s scripted. But his middle finger isn’t.