Vernacular

"This is a spur of the moment comeback story, I hope people like it." - Prime example of a ThePrsn in the wild being wrong. THIS IS A COMPENDIUM OF SHORT STORIES! (PLEASE READ BELOW TO UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS) BACKGROUND WARNING NOTE: For any type of short story that I write; I prefer to keep the background of the chapters vague and slightly open to interpretation as I think that makes the shorter stories more interesting and overall more enjoyable to read. I may explain some background if people genuinely get confused, as that is an issue on my part. EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: *EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND THEMES ABOUND, THOSE WHO ARE AFFECTED SHOULD TURN AROUND!* Any chapters consisting of comedy may be of a satirical nature, that means that a lot of the comedy chapters I will write will often focus on contrast and breaking established tropes. Another comedic tool that I employ is trying to frame with an overtly sophisticated vernacular, while strewing across just about any explicit language you can think of, which is a bit of an homage to Rowan Atkinson (Just a bit of inspiration is taken from him, I love the guy, so please don't @ me fellow Bean or Blackadder fanatics!) . I'm not going to try and explain my comedy further, as I believe that would be antithetical to writing comedy. I'm only explaining this bit so that people don't get too angered or triggered by the use of explicit language and themes (which is understandable, this just isn't for you if that is the case), I hope you enjoy my content if you can get past that. Explanatory Note: Right, I should probably explain how this works. Most if not all the chapters will be (mostly) self-contained stories, I might continue a series if I like it enough, or I might have a multi-part story if I deem it necessary for a given story. This will be series of short stories released infrequently to refine my writing abilities. I hope everyone who comes across this novel enjoys the stories. At its heart, this is a variety of genres, and I can only hope that you will enjoy it. If you like the chaotic writing style of The Kingdom Of The Saiyans, this'll be right up your ally. I'm going to put stuff up on here whenever I have an hour or two to spare, and an idea I'm excited about. So I hope everyone can enjoy this. Thank you so much for giving me a chance! Yours Truly, ThePrsn.