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Completely naked his body pressing in hers. He slowly backed up and soaped up his hands. He turned her around and started with her shoulders he pulled her close she could feel the hard length of his hard length pressing up against her backside it gave her body goosebumps, shivering from its coldness. He steps back and washes her back and then her butt. While washing her butt he's groping it and smack it some making her wince. With each smack she whines a bit. He turned her to face him and then began to wash the front of her. First taking her arms and rubbing them and then moving his hands over and around her neck he goes for her breast. One in each hand he washes them squeezing and shaking them. Gripping them. Violet moans with pleasure. "You like that?" Gabriel said slickly "you like when I touch your breast and flick your nipples?" Violet moans quietly arching her back in response as he pinched her nipples. He moves from her breasts to her stomach and then below. He slides his hand between her legs and pulls her in. She gasps and holds on to him for support as he runs his fingers between her lips and clit. She's trembling from his touch. As he moves his finger around the outside of her. "Time to rinse off" he whispers to her. He uses his body to push her towards the water and he rubs her again he presses the front half of her body to his and washes the soap off her backside. She throws her head back. And begins to let out a scream, but he covers her mouth with his hands and says "shhhhh be quiet now." He spins her around so her back side is pressed against his c*ck. Feeling it's cold contact she throws her head back again gasping. Her then washes the front of her off pressing hard against her he gropes her breast squeezing them tight and pinching her nipples. She was so surprised by how good this felt. How badly she wanted him to bite her. And just as she finished that thought he stuck his hands between her legs again, and then he bit her on the opposite side of Oliver's bite. The bite burned her core undoing her as he played with her clit with his fingers and then sliding them inside her. Holding her body hostage with his fangs and fingers she completely submitted to his whims. He could have what ever he wanted in that moment and she wouldn't complain a bit. Pulling his fingers out of her and sucking her juices off them he says "You really are the best thing I've ever tasted. And now I know why my brothers are struggling not to f*ck you and are fighting over you. I don’t think we can wait until the full moon to start breaking you in." The book starts off without a lot of detail for the characters, but as the story progresses you you’ll notice each character develop and get to know them. Maybe even fall in love. Please enjoy!

In Rainbow Town, 17-years-old Ali Wilson's life takes a wild turn when her secret scrapbook, filled with tales of her and Evan, the boy she secretly loves, falls into the hands of Marcus, the school's notorious bully and a werewolf. Ali finds herself blackmailed by Marcus, who threatens to expose the contents of the scrapbook if she doesn't agree to be his servant at school. To keep her stories from being exposed, Ali reluctantly becomes Marcus's servant, only to discover a softer side to him. As feelings grow, Evan returns, throwing Ali's heart into chaos. Add in Kendra's schemes and Marcus's past love, and Ali's life becomes a supernatural soap opera. But when Ali learns she's a werewolf and her life is in danger from her own father, she must choose: flee to safety or embrace her werewolf heritage and fight for her life—and love.

So, I woke up on the day I was supposed to be executed. You know, normal Tuesday stuff. My head was chilling on a wooden platform, and there was this tiny blade dangling right above my neck. Cute, right? Just waiting to slice through and end my fantastic life. Naturally, I thought, "How do I get out of this mess?" And what genius idea came to mind? Pregnancy! Yep, I faked a pregnancy. And not just any pregnancy — I told the Emperor, the very psycho who ordered my execution, that I was carrying his child. Spoiler alert: I was definitely not. But hey, it worked! I kept my head attached to my body. However, when the universe is determined to mess with you, even a fake baby bump can't save you forever. I kept up the act for a whole month before finally running away. Ah, freedom! No more psycho Emperor, no more looming execution, just me, living my best fake-pregnancy-free life, laughing like I was finally out of a bad soap opera. Or so I thought. Because of course, luck had to have the last laugh. Somehow, I ended up being the mother of the male lead. You heard that right. The male lead. In this ridiculous story, I’m not even his real mother, but here I am, stuck inside the palace with a literal murderer, aka the Emperor, who — plot twist! — killed the male lead’s actual mom and turned her into a freaking energy crystal. And now, I'm supposed to save the day. Me, the villainess who's not even supposed to be here. How? No clue. But one thing’s for sure, luck and I need to have a serious talk. Screw you, luck!

Kintsugi Larkansas is recognized as one of the top motocrossers in the Philippines. At first glance, he seems like an ordinary person, but he hides a terrifying secret. Since childhood, Kintsugi was abused by his father, and to vent his anger, he secretly harmed others. As he grew older, he became even more dangerous. He became famous, yet despite his fame, he still considered his life miserable. One day at a rock festival, he met Jane, or Burgundy, when the girl accidentally stepped on his shoes. Initially, Kintsugi was angry, but later, he became curious about her. He found Burgundy's life fascinating and began to follow her. Kintsugi also met Burgundy's best friend, Rigolos or BoRat, and felt they were blood-related. He became intrigued by BoRat's actions. To Kintsugi, their lives were like a soap opera. As he spied from the window, Kintsugi planned ways to entangle their lives further.

After living in hellish prison for 16 years, you're finally rescued. But what do you do when you soon realize that there is now a thread, a connection to the warden you've escaped from? BLURB: He could clearly see the way the water droplets ran down her back. The brown curls, almost black due to being wet, stuck to it, gave such an alluring contrast to her skin that seemed to glow in the moonlight. She turned, causing her ample breast to come into view. A single droplet hung precariously from a pebbled nipple. Was his eyesight always this sharp? It appeared like a pearl, begging to be licked away. He groaned as he could almost taste the cool freshness on his tongue before it was replaced with the heat of her flushed skin. Unzipping his jeans caused his member spring forth, drenched in the constant precum that flowed. Just the thought of sucking on her breast made him groan in frustrated desperation. He buried his face between the fleshly orbs. Biting and licking, he was pleased to see his marks on her skin. A fierce desire to possess came over him and even his wolf growled at the feeling. How is it that she smells even better that the soap she just used? Other Omegas used the same kind, yet their smell would cause his stomach to feel upset. Inhaling again, he pinning her against a tree. The same tree he was hiding behind before. Lifting her up, he devoured her lips while wrapping her long legs around his waist. Slightly bending his knees, he entered her in one deep thrust. She was hot and tight. So tight that if it wasn't for her juices, he wouldn't be able to move. Gripping himself tighter, his imagination became wild. Just thinking about her breathy moans or her screams of pleasure caused a shudder to pass through him as he came into the tissue he had thoughtfully grabbed. Why, why not just take what he so obviously wants? What's stopping him? If it were anyone else, he would have slacked his lust, had some fun, and moved on. The fact that this question ran through his mind without an answer was the reason for his pain.

Gods make your world to tell a story, they add dungeon breaks and put in every piece of drama to keep it entertaining. Your existence was, and still is for the gods entertainment! Such as a lazy human lounging and watching the television, a god simply binges the sad lives of the tiny insignificant beings that took less than 0.00004ths of a gods total power to make. Like a…soap opera, or so you humans would say. Usually a god such as myself wouldn't speak to you on such a casual manner, in fact I already did you a great service by not making you bow down at my feet and start begging to hear my voice!—er read my story in this case. I'm quite generous, honestly. Ah, before I go on I should probably give you the honor of knowing my name! How else are you going to set up your shrines for me, and sacrifice your little human foods that have no meaning to me?—What's with that though, I can't eat? I get offerings of fruit that are human sized, and useless to me—Despite your many grievances, the recognition is the least I could get. Nepri at your service! Or more like you're at my service, really… ** Note, Author is doing this for fun, and just so happened to end up with a first person story! i know people don’t like those often, me neither, but i hope you enjoy my story!! ALSO, NO HAREM!! unless you want to see me awkwardly write romance, which i doubt it, i dont plan on adding romance!

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Ever since James Barrington the third was a small child, he hated being told what to do. Yes, he was a rebel, a wild child. His mother died when he was in his teens, barely fourteen and his father… Well, suffice to say, he tried his best to tame James, make him into his image. He failed. Miserably. The more he pushed, the more James pulled. Then there was his grandfather. James’ father was his clone. To top it all off, he was the only child. The heir to the Barrington billions. Now his grandfather and father were setting an ultimatum. Give up his philandering and wild ways, get married and take over Barrington Enterprises. Or face being disinherit-ed. Even arranged for him to meet Marcy Davenport, eldest daughter of Richard Davenport, one of the richest and most influential families in Westwood. He loved his freedom he was twenty-six for heaven sakes. So, James being the rebel he was, promised himself to marry the first woman he runs into who didn’t know him from a bar of soap, just to shut the old men up. Destiny Johnson is a girl from the other side of the track. Growing up in a poor neighborhood, Destiny was used to having very little. Now she lives in a trailer park and works at a convenience store. James sets out to turn her into the perfect girl to impress his grandfather and father, the James’s as he calls them. But as he tries to change Destiny to fit his mold, she is slowly changing his universe around. With her different outlook on the world, she slowly reels James in, making him into the man he was meant to be. Call it fate or call it Karma… An accidental meeting changed both their lives in an instant.

Webnovel 'Please Be My Mrs. Drama Queen' — [Winner Of Sep WPC] ~~~~~ [WARNING: USE OF STRONG LANGUAGE] Peony Hart, our female lead, also a novel writer, leads an overdramatic life wherever she goes. Even her marriage is no exception to that. On the day she married her fiancé, she found out that he had been cheating on her during their long distance relationship with her childhood enemy, Shyla. The day of her marriage registry became the day of her divorce signing. She screams, "Till the day I breathe, I will never marry a scumbag like you!" Enter the drama lead, Benedict Auguste , a drama lover who sniffs out dramas around the female lead. Whenever there is a drama, he will be present. His charismatic look is a polar opposite to his taste in soap operas. He is hot, smart, rich, good-looking and the CEO of the best drama production house, "Magnificent Entertainment", everything that you would like in an eligible bachelor but there is only one problem, he loves seeing real-life drama, especially drama related to our dear female lead, Peony. When the two meet again during her marriage/divorce signing, He kneels down to propose , "Will you please be my Mrs Drama Queen? " P.S. - Romance will come later, Revenge comes first. [ An absolute read for Drama Lovers ] Novel Cover Credit : THE_SWEET_SPARROW (Thank you so much ^^) Read my bio to know more about my socials. ^^ If you have read it this far, then I want to thank you (For considering my work, thank you for your endless support. I cherish you guys)

[WARNING : MATURE CONTENT PG18] This is a book by a love junkie, for love junkies. It revolves around a beautiful redhead with piercing blue eyes who finds herself torn between the man she thought she lost and the man she now has. But this is not just an ordinary love triangle, it’s one that involves creatures of old, the nosferatu, the Lycans, the elves and the dwarves. It involves a bloody struggle for liberation, a hard decision between duty to their people, and duties to their hearts, there will be pain, deceit, lust and love, you will experience a roller coaster of emotions as you follow the beautiful redhead’s journey from a simple life to one of life changing decisions. With the burden of being cursed with immortality through rebirth, a beautiful redhead spends her life trying to find how to break the curse so she can finally end her lonely existence, all the while shying away from emotional connections of any sort with others in hopes of protecting her heart from the pain of loss. Until she comes across a sweet, kind and loving man who she can’t help but fall in love with, but alas, he loses his life and the redhead has to forge on ahead without him, baring the pain, even in her next life, of losing the only man she ever allowed herself to love. She continues her lonely existence until she comes across a man who bares the same rebirth curse of immortality as her, a man who convinces her to open up her heart to love one more time. But what happens when her first love comes back into the picture? What happens when she realizes her curse is due to the fact that she is not even human? Journey with me through the exhilarating tale of romance with a twist. P.S : • There are explicit sexual scenes in this book • There is some form of reverse harem but love will prevail in the end. • There is death and blood • The book is set up in a medieval age (yes, soap existed in medieval times) • sexual language and profanity is also included *********************************************** “I’m sick and tired of this miserable existence, I just want to end it all. I just want want to die, and to stay dead,” Melissa muttered. Elric inched closer to Melissa and tilted her chin up. “But if you die, who will I spend the rest of eternity with?” Melissa swatted his hand away and got off the bed, the chamber was cold and dark after the fire had died out. She felt the chilling breeze from the window strike her bare skin, sending a wave of shivers down her spine. It was highly likely that she would catch a cold if she kept this up, but she didn’t care, disease didn’t scare her anymore. “You’re just going to have to make due without me your majesty,” She responded. King Elric got up and walked over to the beautiful red head. He wrapped his arms around her, feeling the warmth from her body heat up his bare skin. “Isn’t such a life worthwhile when you live it with the person you love?” The man asked “Love is pointless if it has no end.” Melissa responded coldly. “Even wedding vows end with ‘till death do us part.’”

Devin and Masha sitting with her ass in his lap as he powers through I don't know how many plates of food and she just keeps hopping up to get more and feed him. Jun and Lilly in quiet planning mode considering they are not going to be at school next year. Ben and Liz are kinda on the outside of the group and have been most of the time. I think things have been tense concerning the big trip but I'll ask about that when we are closer to leaving. Kyle and Hanna are chit chatting with everyone, Kyle being brought in still threw a lot of people outside of the group but we got him healed and while there could have been some sort of explanation I don't feel the need to do so to everyone in the school. Isaac and Allison are my second biggest concern this year as the two of them have been dating like it's a soap opera. They are doing fine then he fucks it up and comes to the group to talk to her then they get back together for a week or two before another blow up. Finally, my biggest concern is Natsuko. After everything that has happened and all we've been through after Kori 'settled the score' with Heather at Johnny's place my little assistant has been less involved and more distant than I've ever seen her. I'm still enjoying the personal time I'm getting with my crew all the while Kori and I have been planning for the trip. I've been working out the trip list. She's been on the more 'important' job of making sure it'll be a fun trip. I'm pretty sure a bunch of teenagers in a couple RV's driven by bikers being tailed by a U-Haul carrying two bikes is gonna be fun for all. The backyard party ends in the late afternoon and while most of the crew heads off to home, I wait till all the guests leave before putting on my coat and grabbing Katy by the hand and dragging her off to my bike. She's wearing a confused look as I hand her the spare helmet but she's not fighting me as we head off to my only true private spot nowadays, the shack at Johnny's. My bike is a regular feature and as soon as I'm off there is someone to walk it to a small garage Johnny had built for the equipment. The place has really changed, it's still got the trailers stacked up like ghetto apartments and teenage outcasts running around but once I get past the 'courtyard' and into the main section it's tools equipment and then the green houses. Still marvel at the work Johnny has put in becoming a 'legitimate businessman' but I've got more important things on my mind as I walk past it all and to my shack. A little expansion on the shack and the bed were done just so I could hold meetings there with my people but other than that it stays untouched by others. I get Katy inside and sit her down on the bed after closing the door. I take notice of my confused 'Bad' girlfriend, tight jeans that are torn up with hard black boots. I know she's got one of her tank tops under her leather jacket. I take my leather jacket and hood off and set it on the chair, then kick my boots off before slowly pulling my t-shirt off. Katy starts to pick up on what's happening and starts to undress taking her own coat and boots off as I get my pants down and kick them to the side. I move up to her and help her with her top revealing her large breasts clasped together in a purple and black bra, her pants come off to show me matching panties before I throw the former to the floor. I pull her up off the bed to sit up and kiss Katy gently on the lips which catch her off guard for only a moment before I have arms wrapped around my neck. Katy leans back, we keep kissing as she takes me with her to the bed, slowly we work our limbs tightly but tenderly around each other as I feel myself getting hard against Katy's covered mound.

"Damn it! I transmigrated! They don't even have bathing soaps here! What kind of shitty Cultivation World is this? Never mind. I will become the richest person to enjoy all the luxuries. What? To become the richest person you need to be the strongest? Okay! I will become the Strongest Businessman of this Cultivation world!" Under Corporate Social Responsibility, I will build Schools and Hospitals! I will uplift the commoners by bringing Democracy to this world! What will I do while my business empire grows? I will be enjoying the best milk tea in the continent while watching the sunset from the tallest skyscraper! Power Stone Goals! 200 PS for 2 extra Chapters. Released on Sunday. Want to make sure I am writing? Join me on discord. https://discord.gg/8dc65cGzmD Cover by Blue Roses. If you want me to take it down, just leave a comment.

Bob was on a ski trip in the mountains. However, after getting caught up in an avalanche, he wakes up underground cave. He soon realises that he did not die and is still on Earth. The only issue? A talking magical cat has decided to bring him along to save the multiverse. Being forced to come along despite barely receiving any explanation as to what is going on, Bob figures out how to use magic and attempts to survive while discovering the truth behind all the nonsense that keeps happening. "Before you get ahead of yourself, you are not a chosen one or anything. You are just some guy I decided to bring along. That is all there is to it. Totally." Be warned this book is stupid.

Chrystal Zhu is a nurse while Stephen Yang is a doctor. They both knew each other since High school Stephen Yang was rejected by Chrystal Zhu when he proposed her. In the end, both were arranged marriage which was bestowed to them by their grandparents. Let's see how their life would be __________ CHAPTER 34 Chrystal Zhu : "Let me give you a taste of how it feels to take bath with your clothes on" Stephen Yang : "Daring~… I really don't feel good taking bath with my clothes on" FL (Chrystal Zhu ): "Wait!!! Is he gonna use my soap, shower gel, and shampoo??? And my tooow… towelllll!!!" Chrystal Zhu rushed into her room with a "BANG!!!" ML (Stephen Yang): "Darling I didn't know that you love peeping while your man takes bath. It's only three minutes since I came inside for a bath, there… you are here" FL (Chrystal Zhu ): "I Made a mistake Your Highness…. I beg you to forgive me and let me go" ML (Stephen Yang): "Darling you have no way out just for the reason you kicked me" __________ LATER CHAPTERS. ML (Stephen Yang): "Chrysie~ my darling come let's do something secretive" FL (Chrystal Zhu ): "STOP calling me like that who is your darling wanna get some shots?" ML: "you want to give me an injection?" keep dreaming who do you think I am? FL: "you think I don't have a syringe?" with that Chrystal started to search around her but where did it go? ML: "are you searching for this? come here..." with a seductive to he called her showing the syringe Not knowing anything Chrystal went near him to get back the syringe but instead of getting it she got two tight spanking on her butt "Ah!!!! it hurts.... you stupid idiotic pervert" Chrystal yelled at Stephen ML: "Oh the compliment you gave me is good. Let me show you what perverts do" __________ Dear readers, VOTE and gift if you love this book. You are welcomed to put your thoughts in the chat and enjoy your journey while reading. ___________ The book cover is taken from Pinterest, I don't own it.

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Princess Ivy was playing with her forbidden beloved Venice on an island far from the castle when they noticed an invasion was heading towards the kingdom. When Venice was left by Ivy, she went to the kingdom and found a new and cumbersome power. SPECIAL THANKS TO: "baby conditioner" - Beatrice "baby powder" - Ces Mica "baby cologne" - Ivy Lorraine "Mother Jade Loren Legarda" - Jed "baby wipes" - Jian Dale "baby shower" - Kaicee "baby shampoo" - Krixia "baby diapers" - Lorin "baby lotion" - Mailee Zea "baby soap" - Staizzy "baby sunscreen" - Rick "baby voots" - Samantha "baby towel" - Steffannee "baby marites" - Venice ~ for demanding this story ~ Cover Photo Credits: https://unsplash.com/photos/BM08uZ_Qu24

I shakily unzip the backpack and withdraw the chocolate, reaching my arm out. My voice is a little louder this time when I say, "I-I'm sorry. You just seem so...I-I don't know, I-I liked how much you were i-into the things you are studying. Your i-interests." When he doesn't take the chocolate, I also withdraw the soap and say, reaching my other arm out, "I-I don't know i-if you're upset because...well..." "Are you really taking a jab at my scent?" Ulric snarks and I swallow the fear that rises. He shakes his head and looks me over, "You are the one offending my senses." My lower lip trembles before I finally cry out, dropping the soap and chocolate on the ground. Tears are trickling down my cheeks as I retort, "This is the last time I ever try and understand a human!" Ulric's eyes widen, his muscles tensing. I turn to run though he catches my upper arm, my head snapping in his direction. He looks at me with confusion, as if I'm joking and I just realized how stupid that sounded yelling at a human and calling them that. "J-Just pretend we never met, I-I'm sorry!" I jerk my arm from his grip, seeing him still stunned with the same amount of confusion I have. "Human?" Ulric asks me, his voice a much different tone, calm, welcoming, and gentle. I brush the tears away from my cheeks as I reply, my voice steadier, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I really was simply curious. I'm sorry, I really am." He tilts his head to the side, slowly releasing my upper arm while he crouches down and picks up my apology. Ulric glances at me and asks, "Soap and chocolate?" "Soap and chocolate," I nod my head gently with sincerity. It's a few minutes before he nods his head and says, "Come on, let's go inside together."

At the end of Dakota's breath, she offhandedly made a wish to be born as a man in her next life. Who would've thought her wish was fulfilled the next second she reopened her eyes? As she embraces her new identity as a man somewhat delightfully, she fell into the nasty "soap opera"-esque internal power struggle of her boss's, Edgar, life. While she muddled through the drama and masculinize herself to be the perfect Adonis in every women's heart, Edgar who has been crushing on her for so long accepted the fact that he would even bend himself for Dakota. *****A little blurp***** Where will you find a woman who would randomly grab a dick as if grabbing an eggplant on the vegetable stand? They might exist, but not much! And I, Dakota, am not that kind of pervert! I feel so conflicted. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. I am Aaron now. This body is mine. It doesn't make me a pervert. The end. I keep chanting those words while pulling the hospital's pants down a little, making sure my supple butt at the back isn't exposed. I took a deep breath and swiftly fish out my Lil Dakota. ..... It's cute. ..... The size ain't bad. ヽ(＊>∇

Extract from SOAPY WATER, section 3, chapter 1. " They do not cry. They do not speak. To ease their pain, they have shut off everything but their wish to exist beyond these boundaries, to feel more than this craving, a hurt which they do not understand, for what is there to know aside from what is right before you? "

Extract from SOAPY WATER, section 1, chapter 3. "All things gutted. The painter flares, his skeletal hand carrying the colours across the canvas, and on, past the reaches."

Extract from SOAPY WATER, section 7, chapter 7. "...the earth and water shades of his strike streaking as efforts to his force which trailed a move of lightning, bright under the arc of crimson which chased its heavenward brother, the head spinning to splay its colours as art interpreted by but one soul as such.

Qin Rong is your regular, every day man. Goes to work, pays his bills and watches soap operas under cover of night. He is also a elite mercenary for hire. (Gotta pay those bills somehow) On one mission, he is shot in the back by an unknown ally and dies only to wake up in the body of a strange, malnourished child. Escaping his captors, he meets an young noble, befriends him and later leaves to get back into the mercenary business. Yet how is it that once cute and innocent child ended up growing up to be such a devious person? *** QR: Don't die~ ML: I won't if you stay with me. QR: Don't use your life as a bargaining chip! ML: Then I guess I'll just go on with- QR: O-okay, okay, I'll stay with you!! ML: It's your words. Don't take them back. QR: ...

After reading the upteenth Chinese cultivation novel, tired of the repetitive cliches, I thought to create a fan-fic of a cultivation world I would prefer. I then realized that would be a great disservice to both you and me because a.) I don't nearly have enough imagination juice to put forth a decent cohesive story. b.) It would be a waste of both your and my time aka life. So apologies to both @KingofEveryone and @whydoineedanamerly, no story from me. Also an apology about the title, it was literally the first thing I saw when I was thinking of a title. You may be thinking, "So.. if this isn't a fan-fic, what is it?" I dunno.

"The new book 'Scolded as the Star of Death, All the Big Shots in the Capital Rush to Spoil Me' is now available!" Also known as "Reborn Era: Getting Rich with the Check-In System." [A physical powerhouse of a female lead vs. a vindictive, sarcastic, and elegant male protagonist] After a laboratory explosion, Lin Tang returns to that impoverished era and is bound to a check-in system. Before she has time to claim the newcomer gift pack, her fiancé, sporting an air of confidence, comes to break off the betrothal. The reason being, he's about to secure a stable job. Lin Tang looks at the ordinary yet self-assured man, parted her red lips slightly and said, "...break it off!" Less than a month later, her ex-fiancé was fired for some reason. Lin Tang took a stroll around the county and became the executive officer of the Broadcasting Station in the Textile Factory. Ex-fiancé's internal OS: Is it too late to reconcile now? - Those times were tough! Despite being treasured by her three big brothers and parents, everything from food to cloth and even soap required coupons... Even living frugally couldn't alleviate the miserable condition. Looking at the black mush in the bowl, Lin Tang fell silent, “......” Thankfully, she had a system! Need anything? Just check in to get it. - Many years later. A handsome man looked at his delicate wife with a fair complexion, managing to keep a straight face as he said, “I heard you could knock out a wild boar with just two punches?” Lin Tang's eyes sparkled, her fingers gently exerting force, and the Enamel Jar in her hand deformed. She responded in a stern manner, “Nonsense! Don't believe those rumors. We're civilized people and can't be that barbaric!”

"In a world where love defies death and soap defies rain, follow two sisters through supernatural trials in a gripping tale of sacrifice, resilience, and unwavering sisterhood."

A door unfolded before him. Evil thrived, and whispers spilled from within. The resentful compound eyes flickered and vanished, the presence longing to burst out was blocked inside, and the alluring murmurs echoed in the ear. The sticky, pink brain mumbled something. A figure cloaked in a yellow robe watched from a distance. A dark green presence, smelling of blood, roared. A string of wondrous soap bubbles released friendliness—and many, many guests. They sincerely invited Lu Li to join this mad party. Lu Li stepped in, his stride resolute and unwavering. He had no reason to refuse.

Prelude to she, Pescha. A collection of short stories.

Extract from SOAPY WATER, section 1, chapter 4: "Surely, the green God said kill everything. Indeed, it is bitter of its inaccuracy, which would let some slip."