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"They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts." Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and deeply loyal to only one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that gets his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than actual cultivators. But one chaotic event later—a blackout, a laptop glitch, a glowing loading screen—and boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how flashy your technique looks when killing someone. Only now… ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s a fully awakened immortal-grade System, capable of crafting divine weapons, generating roast-based power boosts, and being the most dangerously sarcastic narrator of Yulong’s life. With no clan, no cheats (other than ChatGPT), and no plot armor, Yulong must carve a path to the top using the sharpest tool in his arsenal: his tongue. Cultivation? Check. Enemies? Plenty. Waifus? Eventually. A system that can literally make him OP if he keeps roasting people? You bet.

From a Software Engineer to a Beggar… and Now a Mage! Loading... 10... 20... 50... 99% . Congratulations! Host has become a Mage! Leon was a software engineer from Earth, a man with ordinary dreams and an ordinary life… until death came for him one quiet night. When he opened his eyes again, he was no longer himself, nor was he in the world he knew. Instead, he was a scrawny young beggar, scraping by in a brutal, merciless land. He always fantasized about gaining a System like those in the novels he used to read. A chance to rise from the ashes and rule a new world. Against all odds, one day, that chance came—a mysterious gift from an ancient mage. Ding! Loading... 10... 20... 50... 99% Congratulations! Host has become a Mage! But Leon’s joy was short‑lived. In this world, mages aren’t revered. They’re hunted. Hated. Despised. From the lowest peasant to the highest noble, from commoners to kings, every hand will rise against him. With the whole world as an enemy, Leon has only one choice: to survive. To rise. To thrive. Against every odd. Against every blade. Against the very gods that govern this realm. From a beggar boy to a dreaded mage… this is Leon’s journey. Will he bend to fate, or shatter it?

[Die Nummer eins Liebesroman im Universum—Ohrfeigen, Abschaum-Quälen, Machtpaar!] Isabella Thompson, die in einem Dorf ausgesetzt wurde, wurde plötzlich von ihren reichen Eltern nach Hause gebracht. Ihr Vater: Du bist anders als deine Schwester. Sie hat eine strahlende Zukunft vor sich und ist dazu bestimmt, ein Phönix zu sein, der in den Himmel aufsteigt! Sie würde niemals einen Krüppel heiraten! Du kommst hier noch gut weg! Ihre Mutter: Die Yu-Familie ist reich und mächtig. Für deine Schwester in die Ehe einzutreten ist dein Glück! Wisse, was gut für dich ist! Theodore Yu war einst ein berühmtes Wunderkind, verlor aber nach einem Autounfall seinen Glanz und schaffte nicht einmal den Highschool-Abschluss. Da der eine ein armer Dorftrampel und der andere ein bekannter Nichtsnutz war, passten sie zueinander. Aber während alle darauf warteten, dass sich Miss Thompson zum Narren macht, erschienen sie und dieser Nichtsnutz auf einem Bankett, wo sich die großen Persönlichkeiten versammelten. Isabella Thompson: Ich kam, um als Kellnerin zu arbeiten. Theodore Yu: Was für ein Zufall, ich bin auch hier, um Teilzeit zu arbeiten. So beobachteten alle, wie sie den ganzen Abend Tabletts herumtrugen. *** Am Tag ihrer Hochzeit waren alle wichtigen Persönlichkeiten der Hauptstadt anwesend. Großer Schuss Eins: Ich werde bei den Vorbereitungen für Mr. Yus große Hochzeit helfen! Großer Schuss Zwei: Willkommen zurück in der Hauptstadt, Miss Thompson! Großer Schuss Drei:... Als Grace Thompson diese großen Persönlichkeiten sah, die beharrlich Schlagzeilen machten, war sie von Tränen der Reue erfüllt.

In the world where dungeons are exploited for materials and resources an average hunter stands out amongst the rest as the worlds one and only high class tracker type hunter. HIs job is to conduct search and rescue missions within dungeons which can only be reset after all lifeforms from outside the dungeon are removed. His mostly peaceful life is disrupted when errors start occurring within the dungeons leading him to investigate further.

"They called her a waste of space. She was about to prove them all wrong.” Zoey Carter was once a straight-A student—ambitious, bright, and full of promise. But after a late transfer to an elite prep school, a serious illness, and months of falling behind, she’s nothing more than a shadow of her former self. Now known as the “pretty face with no brains,” Zoey’s on the verge of academic collapse—and emotional burnout. Until the day she falls down a staircase… and wakes up with a mysterious voice in her head. [Check-In Location Assigned: Library – South Wing Table] [Subject Task: Chemistry – Atomic Structure] [Focus Buff Activated] [Rewards Pending] Bound to an intelligent “Check-In System” that gives her daily learning missions, personalized study quests, and real-world rewards, Zoey is given a second chance. A chance to rebuild. A chance to rise. A chance to become the top student of Hillside Preparatory Academy.

Five years of marriage filled with love and devotion, she exhausted herself day and night for him, only to meet a tragic end unwillingly. Upon rebirth, she throws a divorce paper in front of him, "Divorce!" "Fine!" The man, enraged, slams the table and makes a call to the secretary. Five minutes later, Aurelia Shaw receives a message on her phone, "Mason Nightshade, are you crazy! Why did you transfer all your assets to my name?!" The man pretends to be pitiful and loosens his tie, "Wife, I'm now penniless, please take me in." Damn~! Can someone tell her why this guy seems like a completely different person after her rebirth! (This is a dual rebirth story. When the reincarnated female lead encounters the reincarnated male lead, the cold male turns into a warm loyal puppy. In the past life, you ignored my love; in this life, the male lead starts a long journey of tirelessly pursuing, loving, and pampering his wife with no limits.)

Transmigrating only to end up in the body of a notorious and blacklisted dated movie queen? Accused of bribery, plastic surgery, being a mistress and diva, and even having sex for favors? The number one spoiled and domineering queen returns with a vengeance! To kick out the movie kings and queens and to dominate the entertainment industry! Nothing will stand in the way of the empress to get rid of that bastard emperor—not even transmigration! But… F*ck! What the hell? That darn husband of hers is the spitting image of that bastard emperor…

Two years after graduation, Lin Yang had no car, no house, and no savings. Originally planning to slack off for the rest of his life, Lin Yang, after a failed blind date, activated the Golden Finger during a fishing session. Catching different aquatic species not only directly earned him money, but also unlocked special items (buffs, fishing gear, bait...), while also increasing his own experience and points. 【Fishing Level Lv1: Novice】 【Level Experience: 1/100】 【Total Points: 1】(Points can be used to exchange for special items) ..... With the help of the Golden Finger Illustrated Handbook, Lin Yang not only made a fortune but gradually became the top fishing master and the hottest outdoor live streamer! Viewers in the live streaming room, "There's no fish Master Lin can't catch, not even a shark." A certain fishing master, "Master Lin is the true fishing master, and from today onwards, he is my master."

Introduction One: When Jiang Shouzhong finally resolved to help his wife vanquish demons and uphold the righteous path of the human world, he saw nothing but piles of white bones. Standing atop the battlefield of Asuras, the demoness was none other than his former wife. —— Introduction Two: Above the temple halls, beneath the rivers and lakes, where the world of humans and demons divide, along the righteous and evil paths, countless charismatic individuals weave lives full of fireworks, unable to exhaust the tales of snow, moon, wind, and flowers. Kings and generals, peddlers and pawnbrokers, scholars and swordsmen, fiends and phantoms, they are all but pages in a book—each of varying thickness, some with twists and turns, others dull and ordinary, filled with ups and downs, joy and sorrow, or a mix of good and evil, with causes and effects unending. And the book of Jiang Shouzhong's life is undoubtedly the most captivating of all. ——

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Leon Thorne was the disgrace of his house, overweight, softspoken, and dismissed as a failure before he ever picked up a sword. Mocked during the Awakening and branded an F-rank, he was expected to fade quietly from the halls of power. But he didn’t. Because this wasn’t his first life. In another timeline, Leon watched House Thorne fall, shamed, scattered and erased from history. Powerless to stop it then, he’s been given one chance to rewrite it now. Stripped of excuses and reshaped by hardship, Leon claws his way forward—through blood, sweat and silence. Now, leaner and sharper, he enters an academy where only strength speaks and legacy decides your worth. But Leon carries no crest. No backing. Just scars, a sword, and the will to shatter fate itself. He’s not looking to be acknowledged or praised. He’s going to rewrite everything. NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

The VR craze reaches its peak with the release of Glory Through War, the MMORPG that promises to turn the number one player into a real-life tycoon. Four friends, united by ambition and a twisted sense of humor, dive headfirst into the chaos with one goal in mind: reach the top — no matter the cost. As the virtual world becomes a battlefield, they won’t hesitate to trample anyone in their way. Races? Hierarchies? They laugh at them. White, Black, demi-human, or some absurdly rare species with powers that defy logic — no one is safe. The strategy is simple: kill, loot, and laugh while their enemies beg for mercy. —Let’s leave them without underwear. silk, if possible. — Oh, forgot the coffee filter at home, did you? — HAHAHAHAH. — Shut the hell up and get to work, you sons of bitches.

"Hunters", humans skilled in the use of mana and combat devote their lives to hunting the endless magical beasts that roam the vast world of Seron. All with a single goal: To reach the top of the global ranking and become one of the most powerful beings in the world. Kael is a powerful young hunter whose goal is to claim the number one spot. But to achieve that, he'll have to hunt as many beasts as he can to earn the points needed to climb the ranks. However, after a certain event... his life may stop being so simple. --- A story filled with fantasy, action, and dark humor.

In the bustling world of 1990s Hollywood, a man defies all odds to become the ultimate icon of fame and power. Standing tall at 186 cm and boasting unparalleled strength, he is not only a top-tier director but also a global sensation celebrated for his charisma, charm, and wealth. With a staggering net worth placing him among the world’s richest, and a reputation that oscillates between adoration and scandal, he navigates the treacherous waters of the entertainment industry with unmatched skill. This story follows his extraordinary journey—from the struggles behind the camera to the dazzling spotlight on the red carpet. Amidst fierce competition, romantic entanglements, and relentless media scrutiny, he carves out a legendary career while battling personal demons and complex relationships. “Hollywood Director 1992” blends humor, drama, and romance to paint a vivid portrait of ambition, resilience, and the price of stardom in a city where dreams are made—and sometimes shattered.

Starfire: The top assassin feared by all and with a side hobby as an anonymous hacker who no one knew about- not even the organisation she worked for. Who would have thought she was the short, always-smiling, blonde girl that seemed to have no care in life and was always just looking for fun? And yes, if you are wondering "was?" That's because she died. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [So yes, you are dead. I am a system who helped you and now you will be going from world to world to complete quests and-] The system was cut off from its listings as Starfire laughed. "Really?~ That sounds like a lot of fun. I accept!" She said with a grin that took the system aback. [But I didn't even...] "Mhm?" She rose a brow and the system just went silent, deciding to sulk in its mind instead. {She didn't even allow me to tell her the reward she gets after...} If it could, it would have gone to a dark corner in the space to crouch there and sulk. {I couldn't even brag about myself and how powerful I am to bring her from the dead...} ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Starfire as she journeys on... just for fun. Oh right, I almost forgot! The "Head" is also trying to get her to attain something and a mysterious person appeared who might be her friend or foe, amused by her behaviour. Be prepared for a dash of humor, action, world-hopping, mystery, and well... fun! Trigger warning: I shouldn't have to say this but there will be mentions of death and dark humor here as is expected in transmigration/reincarnation stories. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is my original story and should not be copied. The pictures aren't mine. - Tennyliz.

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*I just wanted to run a café... not fight monsters in dungeons...* An office worker quits her job and opens a café, but things take an unexpected turn when there turns out to be a dungeon underneath it! Or when she awakens. Or somehow survives an S-rank dungeon. Despite awakening, she's still set on opening her café and running it peacefully. But why does she keep getting dragged into these tragedies?! And why are the S-rankers suddenly so interested in her?!

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Nick Lewis manages a top business company in his mother's eyes but barely scrapes by on his day-to-day in reality. And even worse, he owes a large debt to a vicious loan shark. The 23-year-old dropout meets a mysterious individual and receives an invitation: [Become the Top Idol, and you shall be granted your deepest desire.] With no other way out from his miserable life, he accepts the invitation, and an app called “Top Idol” appears on his phone. Top Idol gives him random daily tasks that need him to perform acts that range from mild to heinous for ‘V-points’. V-points are the in-app currency primarily used to buy and upgrade individual talents and invest in the SPECIAL attributes. With such an amazing tool, Nick has plans on becoming a worldwide sensation through singing and acting and turning his life around for the better. But, the shadows of his past loom over his career, right from the onset… In this fight for his very life, he has to lie, out-scheme, and out-plan his enemies and crawl his way to the top.

"What’s the point of love when all it does is break you?" I’ve asked myself this a thousand times. I’ve been carved open by betrayal, hollowed out by empty promises, and left to stitch myself back together—only to be torn apart again. Love isn’t beautiful. It’s a wound that never fully heals, a scar that throbs when you least expect it. So I shut the door. Swore I’d never let it in again. No more whispered lies in the dark. I was free. But the universe doesn’t care about declarations. Just when I thought I’d outsmarted the pain, it found me anyway—not in the way I expected, but worse. So much worse. And now, drowning in a grief I never saw coming, I have to ask myself one last time: Was love ever the enemy? Or was it the only thing that could have saved me? —— After a devastating heartbreak and a near-fatal accident, Eleanor’s life takes an unexpected turn when she begins experiencing unnatural abilities—things no ordinary human should be capable of. Then she meets the enigmatic CEOs of Vexxons, a powerful tech empire, and feels an inexplicable pull toward them, followed by soft voice whispering in her mind. When the Vexxon triplets—the tycoons to the most advanced tech firm in the world—cross paths with Eleanor, their inner wolves recognize her. She is their destined mate. But Eleanor is human… or so they thought. Now, torn between her painful past and a dangerous, supernatural future, and a prophecy, Eleanor must navigate a world of power, secrets, and primal instincts. Can she embrace her true nature and heal from the betrayals that once broke her? Or will the shadows of her old life destroy her before the triplets can claim what is theirs? Fate has chosen her. But will she choose them back?

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Klein vio comedias románticas durante toda su vida, hasta que un día, le tocó vivir una. Sin embargo, ni siquiera el humor puede ocultar la verdad tras los chistes.

Clide is a Hollow—part of a feared race of powerful beings hunted by humans and their allies, the Seraphim.

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Ninsun, an adventurer scaling the tower with a noble purpose of saving the world from its destruction. One day, betrayed by her comrades, she is accidentally teleported to the final floor where she meets the Boss, but... he's kind? AI translation Instagram: bambtf

One-line summary: The female lead has a beautiful appearance and seemingly warm personality, but is actually cold-hearted and extremely rational. She has stage-by-stage relationships and won’t two-time, but there will always be someone who secretly likes her. This novel has the following triggers, so if you’re sensitive to these, please don’t read: 1. The female lead has had many relationships, but she treated each one seriously and broke up properly. It’s just that the men unilaterally pestered her incessantly. For the female lead, when she doesn’t like someone anymore, she simply doesn’t like them. (This applies to her relationships with Male Lead 1, 2, 3, and 4 as well, but she’s loyal in each 1-on-1 relationship!) 2. In this novel, Male Lead 2 and the female lead kiss in a car, and Male Lead 1 sees it and beats up Male Lead 2. The female lead calls the police and sends both Male Lead 1 and 2 to the police station! Male Lead 1 begs the female lead not to break up with him. 3. Male Lead 1 has a gentle appearance but an obsessive personality. Male Lead 2 has a delicate and soft appearance, slightly green tea-like (two-faced). Male Lead 3 is a youthful college student and a smart person who has secretly liked the female lead for a long time. Male Lead 4 is the female lead’s father’s special assistant, a business elite with deep, hidden thoughts. 4. At the beginning of this novel, the female lead has already broken up with Male Lead 1 (Chapter 4) and gotten back together with Male Lead 2 (ex-boyfriend). 5. Enter with caution if you have triggers!!!

In a world transformed by dungeon gates and awakened classes, Hunters fight monsters to earn power, fame, and fortune. Frank? He awakened as a Trader. F-Rank. No spells. No sword skills. Just one system window… and 500 dimensional tokens. Everyone laughed. Told him to quit. But Frank didn’t need fireballs—he had something better: 『Dimensional Trading System Online』 Connects to other worlds. One trade per day. Limited inventory. Unlimited potential. He sold candy to bug warriors. Swapped solar chargers for alchemy potions. Bought a sword technique with instant delivery. Then, he opened a booth beside a dungeon gate… and started outselling real vendors. Now, the same Hunters who mocked him line up to buy. Guild-backed merchants want him gone. And Frank? He’s just getting started. He’s not hiding. He’s not cheating. He’s building a business—and a blade arm to match. When monsters strike, Frank fights beside his customers. When dungeon loot drops, he flips it across worlds. From a broke rookie to a cross-realm powerhouse, Frank isn’t just surviving— he’s becoming the most dangerous F-Rank in the business.

AMSB High School a school of dreams, where only the most talented mages can thrive. For newcomers Luck Starborne and Dan, this academy offers more than just prestige; it’s a battleground where strength, intelligence, and cunning are all that matter. Luck prefers to stay in the shadows, hiding immense power behind a calm and quiet demeanour. Dan, ever the cynic, trusts in his adaptability to overcome any obstacle. Both have their secrets, but neither can avoid the web of rivalries, alliances, and dangerous forces stirring within the school’s walls.

With a class that wasn't able to fight or bring in money, Invis' class was considered abnormal, useless and abnormal. What people didn't know though, was that Invis was going to save them, in more ways than one. (A/N: I only update when I can, so don't expect anything like a fixed upload schedule.) (A/N: If you are a character artist, book advertiser, or the like, I won't pay for those things, however, feel free to read anyways!)