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When Ding Fan opened his eyes again, everything before him had changed. A Cultivator reborn on Earth, he found himself in the despised body of a disgraced heir. Fists striking all who defied him, feet trampling over various second generations, he roamed the city with an air of unrivaled dominance. Saving damsels and fighting injustices, a forceful life needs no explanation.

On the surface, he was striking and dashing, an object of envy and resentment from all men, but in secrecy, he was the formidable figure that made powerful leaders tremble. A marriage contract had brought him back to the city, In the bustling metropolis, a man fierce and enigmatic like a tiger, watch as he forged his own legend!

A regular senior high school student accidentally obtained a Supernatural Ability System from three thousand years in the future. Lin Tian could exchange for all kinds of superpowers within the Supernatural Ability System. Exams? I have a photographic memory! You're amazing? I transform into a Saiyan! An awesome life doesn't need explanations!

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What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

Some people already have their life planned out or they feel like they do. They already have an idea of what and who they are going to become, and how to go about it. But more often than not, life always has an entirely different thing planned. Or sometimes, something better. This was the same for James. As someone who already has his life planned out and has the best, has the safest plan on how to make something out of himself and become somebody, he had his priorities set right. All he just wants is to graduate and become a world renowned mechanical engineer. And this is why he studied hard and worked extremely hard at his part time job. Even with how life kept tossing him around and making it seem like he was the only one not moving forward while others were, he was still focused on his dreams. The truth is that he also wants to be like his peers, he wants to drive the flashy cars he sees the rich drive on the street of LA, he also wants to fly first class, he wants to travel the world and experience the best that life has to offer, but all that comes at a cost—money. Something he barely have even after busting his ass, working for three years. To make things worst, the job market wasn't looking too good either. It was looking like the two years he has already spent in the university and the two more years he's going to spend are going to be a waste. And there was very little he could do about it. Coming back to his apartment one night, after getting fired, James just wanted to give up on everything, but no matter how hard be tried, he couldn't. Frustrated with everything and even more with himself, James went to bed after hoping that next day will be different. But who knew that his dream will come through. Out of nowhere, James got a system and one with a feature that fixed the biggest problem he has. [Ding!] [You spent $280. 10x Rebate has been applied. You have received $2,800. The money has been sent to host's bank account.] "Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" ..... Disclaimer: 'World Domination: My Rise To The Top' is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This book may reference real companies and organizations, but these references are for narrative purposes only and are not intended to depict actual conduct or involvement of these entities. The use of these names and references is not meant to harm, defame, or discredit these companies or organizations.

Who is the Martial World's Top Genius? “It's me... the common man who can dominate in a world where the Immortals hold prestige!” How strong are you? “Well, I acquired one of the six Supreme Treasures of the ancient Star Sovereign Sect, at the age of 13.” Impossible! How could you, a mere child who still smells of his mother's breast milk, have found a treasure that hasn't been seen for 10,000 years?! “I searched for it in the trash?” Eh? “Eh?” ... Enter Song Chen, a martial prodigy whose greatest power is “common sense”. After getting reincarnated into a novel as an extra, which is one of the Greater Dao Layers in Existence, he knows he's at a disadvantage because he's yet to read the novel he was reincarnated into. However, Song Chen doesn't seem to be scared. “All cultivation novels are the same!” Breathe properly, survive the wrath of a Young Master. Collect trash for an entire year, and acquire the supreme treasure of the Star Sovereign Sect. Partake in an irrelevant auction, then steal the artifact on sale and face slap the rival Sect Master. Enjoy your life in a Martial Sect where beauties are the norm.

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

What do you desire? Great riches and wealth? World-class fame and influence? Absolute authority and power? Or that which transcends them all? After a failed suicide attempt, the debt-ridden Nick Lewis receives an invitation: [Become the Top Idol, and you shall be granted your deepest desire]. Nick Lewis, a 23-year-old debt-ridden school dropout, becomes a ‘Pointer’ of Top Idol and can purchase talents and invest in his S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attributes with the elusive V-points. But to earn those V-points, Nick must complete heinous daily tasks, climb the ranks using his fame and influence, and also engage in deadly battles against other pointers to maintain this... gift. All you desire is within reach... only if you are willing to pay the price.

Ahmet's laughter was like a slap in the face. "You think you're in a position to negotiate with me?" he sneered. "I don't think so, Asli. You'll do what I say, or suffer the consequences. Do you want more time to outsmart me? No.” She could play his game. She certainly could do that before she finally killed him. A mischievous grin formed on her lips. "What would you gain from sleeping with me?" she asked, trying to keep her tone neutral. "You're not exactly known for your romantic conquests. And we're rivals, not to mention the fact that our families would kill us if they found out." She paused, her eyes narrowing. "So, what's the real motive here? What could you possibly gain from this?" There was a pause on the other end of the line, and for a moment, Asli wondered if she had caught him off guard. But then, Ahmet's smooth voice came back, dripping with confidence. "I’m glad to know you are well-informed about my romantic conquests. Let's just say, Asli, that I have my reasons. And as for what I'd gain… well, that's for me to know and you to find out." His tone sent a shiver down her spine, and she knew she had to tread carefully. She wasn’t going to win this against him. “Show me what proof you have and I will give in to your demands.” With that, she hung up the call, feeling a small sense of satisfaction at being the one to end the conversation this time. She was the only woman in the male-dominated Mafia world. Did he think he could subdue her so easily?

Ninsun, an adventurer scaling the tower with a noble purpose of saving the world from its destruction. One day, betrayed by her comrades, she is accidentally teleported to the final floor where she meets the Boss, but... he's kind? AI translation Instagram: bambtf

Ninsun uma aventureira que escala a torre com um propósito nobre de salvar o mundo de sua destruição. Um dia traída pelos seus companheiros ela acidentalmente é teleportado para o último andar onde encontra o Boss, mas... ele é gentil? insta: bambtf

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

It's that time of the decade when the business tycoons in America fight for yet who gets to perch at the peak. Being the winner of 'Thee Business Mogul Award' comes with a lot of premium benefits, more of everything like a black card, unmatched luxury, prestige and a tantalizing seat in the government: talk of such power. Only the top 1% - the elites stand a chance. One of them is Michael Gild, the current 'Business Mogul' who has plans to gift it to himself. Then, Loreen Scott, a fierce enemy who is determined to keep the prize permanently out of Gild's reach. These two are inevitably drawn into a path by fate, where the thorns cracking the fragile earth seems to never have an end; and the flowers blooming the trees, too alluring to resist. It's still that time of the decade. Let the best man win.

Lin Xin had loved Zheng Lanwen for five years. Even after marriage, she gave up her career multiple times for her, always putting Zheng Lanwen first. Yet, the moment Zheng Lanwen heard that a certain someone was returning to the country, she immediately filed for divorce. Lin Xin signed the papers with a bitter smile. She thought she would never love anyone again in her life... Until a clumsy fool unexpectedly appeared by her side. This fool handed her a tissue and, with a warm smile, said, “A princess shouldn't cry.” The warmth of a sunny spring day—comforting and soothing. Lin Xin kept that tissue for a long, long time—until Ye Linghua, this foolish yet endearing person, finally proposed to her. [This novel is translated, 2-3 chapters / 2 days, CT: 爱吃甜桔]

Before the world came to ruins, Hirua, a Swordsman was sent back in time by his ally using a regression spell. In order to become stronger he joins the Academy of Ranias once again.

Hi guys am Stella... I was brought up in a society where women are seen only as marriage materials, we were trained to be beautiful so that we can entice great men and get married, women are only seen as machines for making babies... But I don't want to be just a someone made to give birth I want to be more than that, I want to rise to top as a self made lady... I want to get married to a man who's worthy of me not someone am worthy of, I want to decide my own life... I guess it's all my wishful thinking because am from one of the poorest people amidst my community I survive from partime jobs and my dad isn't useful either, but either way I will put in my best efforts because I don't want end up living the kind of life my mum is living.... #Hi guys journey with me and see if I will ever make it to the top despite circumstances....

When Reginald P. Bottomsworth III's prized family heirloom, the Bottomsworth Diamond Necklace, goes missing, he sets out to solve the mystery. As he questions his reluctant employees, Reggie uncovers a web of secrets and lies. But nothing can prepare him for the shocking truth: his nephew, Bertram, is behind the theft. With a lighthearted tone and a twist of humor, this story is a wild and thrilling journey.

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The world of Gaia was a peaceful one well was is the best way to put it. the eruptides a race was laying dormant under the planets crust they have been awakened by the constant war as well as the biological, radiological and thaumaturgical disasters of humanity the dominant race of the planets surface. after the awakening also known by the humans as the first eruption humanity is at the brink of extinction, and only survives from 12 city's on the continent of salmirove. albert Stewart a human from earth finds himself reincarnated as Alexandrove bellkenin a nobody with only a name and the cloths on his back in the slums of one of the city's. this is his story

Rezen suddenly found himself transmigrated in the parallel earth where magic is possible with the help of Mystic Gems. He was excited to reach the top when life slaps him hard and gave him the lowest level of talent Fortunately, Rezen activated his Farm System. So what if he does not have the talent for cultivation? His crops are more than enough to make up for the lack of talent! —- Please check my entry for WSA 2025 titled: Spirit Serpent Art: Journey to Divinity. You might also like it, thank you.

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