Dad Joke Fantasy

"One Truth was what we once had, broken by the prism of lies—now only a sliver of it remained with us." – Diary of Saint Drewin, 436 NE The Saints are long gone. The silence they left behind was meant to bring peace. But something stirs beneath the surface—an echo, a flicker, a wound that never healed. In a world built on fragments of forgotten light, one presence bears the mark like all others, but walks with a will not born of this age. And with him, comes the unraveling.

Claudia Quinn Ornella is a freelancer writer who is good at speaking and stringing words very well. She even received a big project in creating informational writing content on social media from a big company. She fell in love with a man named Yohan Morgan Davidson, the son of the owner of the Aiha company engaged in the manufacture of medical device technology. However, the sincere love and support both mentally and financially for her lover was not really sincere Yohan received. He only used Claudia for three years, making her lose many things, even her own life. At the end of her life, Claudia realized that all this time there was a middle-aged man who continued to give her the support and attention that had been a fake from her own lover. He was Davion Randolph Davidson, Yohan's father. "If God wills, please allow me another chance to make up for everything I deserve." As soon as she opened her eyes, Claudia found herself back to three years ago before she fell for Yohan's terrible trickery. "This time I won't let you go and I will become your father's spouse. The new Mrs. Davidson."

"When fantasy becomes reality; does it promise freedom—or more pain than the harshest truth?" Trapped in a suffocating world, Kizu Kiyoshi finally encounters the impossible: reality transforming into a fantasy. Desperate to escape the weight of his "truth," he dives into this new world seeking liberation. Yet, his journey unveils more than an escape—it forces him to confront deeper truths and challenges him to find meaning in a realm where illusion and reality intertwine.

{Warning: Mature Content} Porno is just a click away on any phone. The God of perversion (Eros) is now the strongest God in the heavens. Even the king of the gods is scared, and so the gods plan and betray him for his power. But just before he fades out of existence. His favorite concubine risks her life to save his soul and hides it in another realm. Around the same time another person also experiences reincarnation. However, the only compatible body is that of an old noble man with lots of problems and no Rizz. But now the pervert God is in the scene. He needs to get his revenge in the heavens but first he must build his strength and power the only way he knows how. By cultivating with beautiful women.... disclaimer: Not my book cover. Just love the art. If it's yours, all credit to you. Pls say so in the comments. Yes people: This book as what you are thinking about...

Zeo Arasil, a young shepherd from the village of Kurua, lived a simple life with the woman he loved. But everything changed one night, in a remote cave, when he received a divine mission from a radiant being he had never seen before. In the world of Blue Star, where the human realm and Azzaleth (the world of the Jinn) intersect, Zeo is thrown into a whirlwind of fate that was never meant to be his. Branded a heretic, abandoned by his people, and even losing his wife, Zeo is exiled from his own village. With a wounded heart and a mysterious glyph burned into his back, he begins his journey as an adventurer, traversing lands teeming with Beast Monsters, Jinn, and humans who cannot be trusted. But survival is not his only mission—he must protect the spiritual balance of the world, before the cracks between dimensions tear everything apart.

sort of romance

What happens when reality starts to bug out and your life as you know it is flipped upside down? Anomalies that couldn't possibly exist start to pop out of nowhere. This was the exact situation Magnus found himself in after a bizarre glitch yanked him from his own universe and tossed him into another. In this new, fantastical world brimming with magic and supernatural phenomena, Magnus's unexpected arrival landed him in possession of the Command Console, a tool that seems to be able to edit almost anything. With it, Magnus creates a variety of supernatural abilities that defy all common sense, even in a world of fantasy. Whether it was one that granted him truly endless strength or the ability to create detailed simulations of reality within his own mind, anything was possible. But Magnus isn't the only instance of such logic-defying abilities. All over the world, glitches are starting to manifest in weird ways: a brick that could knock anything unconscious with a single touch, a child whose perception of the world could affect reality, or even a woman who was, inexplicably, everyone's mother—there seemed to be no rhyme or reason behind any of them. When faced with all of these chaotic elements, Magnus comes to a decision. "Alright, if these are all glitches, then I'll simply have to be the one to fix them." Release Schedule: Monday, Wednesday & Friday. (Around 7:11 PM Eastern Standard Time) - This novel is also being posted on Royalroad, and can be read here; https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/84118/when-fantasy-glitches The Royalroad version is 10 Chapters ahead and has the original format.

A former dungeon boss, once feared across the land, seeks a peaceful life after centuries of managing minions, traps, and treasure. Now living in a remote town disguised as an ordinary human, he dedicates himself to raising his adopted human daughter, Lila. However, her adventurous spirit and determination to become a hero keep pulling him back into the dangerous world he left behind. To protect her, he secretly uses his dungeon-master skills to manipulate their quests and ensure her safety, all while trying to keep his true identity hidden.

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/zcbyBHU7 Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

Fionn mac Cumhaill pemuda dari desa pinggiran yang memiliki takdir luar biasa di tangannya, ia menemukan buku yang merekam semua kejadian di masa depan, namun akhir yang ia lihat tidaklah menyenangkan. "Hanya aku yang mengetahui akhir dunia yang mengerikan ini, aku cuman punya satu kesempatan dan aku tidak boleh gagal" Berbekal pengetahuan masa depan dari buku yang ia dapatkan, kemampuan sihirnya, dan teman-teman yang percaya. Fionn berusaha mengubah nasib dunia yang mengerikan ini, berharap manusia masih bisa tersenyum menunggu hari esok.

Disclaimer – The image used for the new book cover is not mine, nor are the new concept designs for the characters. [The RETURNER FANTASY system has been granted to you in response to your dying wish] [Initiating regression in 3... 2... 1...] That was the voice Jeff heard in the final moments of his life—just before death claimed him. Or at least, that's how he remembers it, now that he's woken up twelve years in the past. Back to the moment when he still had a chance to change everything he thought had gone wrong. Forget the incurable disease. Forget the mystery of how he regressed. Forget even the holographic screen flashing in the corner of his vision. What matters now is the quest he's on—and the girl he's running toward. She had stayed by his side even when he had nothing. She forgave him for the foolishness that had torn them apart. She was there in his final moments, when regret overwhelmed him for never telling her how he truly felt. This time, he wouldn't make the same mistake. This time, he'd protect her—no matter what. Even if it cost him his life… or someone else's. [Warning: Contains Mature, Sexual, and Violence content.] This book will have a lot of mature and sexual content. But those will not be the main focus of story. This book will show characters trying their best to redeem themselves from their failures and regrets.

Max, a man who has chosen a different, slower path. Most active players who haven't given up on completing the game go to higher floors soon after they get unlocked, if not immediately. However, the main character thinks that there must be a reason each world is so large and detailed. There must be a reward for exploring a world thoroughly, even if it has been cleared after defeating the main boss monster. And so, he decides to stay and do what he has always loved to do in video games, explore and discover. To embark on an epic adventure. Or maybe he was simply scared in the early stages of the game. This is a deadly game after all, one in which millions are trapped.

In the planet earth their was ten choosen guardians that will protect mankind,one day the ten choosen guardians had born each of them had special ability could the guardian system ones they activate that skill their were going to transform in god looking creature, Justine was one of them he choose to be alone but one a unexpected thing happen on him a meteor suddenly hit he's whole body many pulis officer had gathered to check the area meanwhile Justine open he's eyes and check his body if their was some injuries but he saw nothing except for he's clothing that was been burn cause by the impact.

This is the story of Rus Wilson, a transmigrator, and his experiences as he served in the United Humanity's army to earn his citizenship in the City of Libertalia, as well as his affairs after obtaining his citizenship.

MY BOOK IS BASED ON MY PERSONAL CREATION AND THE FANTASY STORIES THAT I OFTEN DREAM OF . IT MAY BE BORING TO OTHERS . BUT FOR ME , ITS MY FANTASY WORLD.

[History written in Spanish] Un estudiante de secundaria deprimido se queda dormido en una banca del parque pero cuando despierta, lo hace dentro de una armadura y sin recuerdos de su vida. Pasan días hasta que una hermosa chica lo encuentra y lo salva pero ella le revela que él esta infectado por un virus que lo volverá caníbal...

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

The thought of being betrayed by the one person she trusted the most made Lina flee her hometown in Arkansas, with no intention of returning anytime soon. For years, she lived a solitary life, shutting herself off from love and connections. But when a devastating phone call forces Lina to return back home, she's confronted with pains of her memories and relationships she has desperately tried to escape. As she's drawn back into her family's orbit, Lina is faced with the possibility of reigniting a lost love. But can she ever forgive those who wronged her and open herself up to the risk of getting hurt again? Dive into Lina's poignant journey of healing, forgiveness, self discovery and redemption.

Three hundred years ago, monstrous beings of unimaginable power and terrifying forms appeared, throwing the world into chaos. No one knew their origins or the reason for their arrival, but their rampage pushed humanity to the brink of extinction. Just as all hope seemed lost, three legendary heroes emerged from the light, blessed by the goddess Cecilia. Armed with divine power, they waged war against the creatures, ultimately defeating the Demon King and restoring peace. Thanks to their efforts, humanity gained the strength to defend itself, forging a world where people could stand against the darkness. But as history fades into legend, new threats begin to stir—threats that may once again test the resolve of humankind.

Imagine: A stone-cold Russian billionaire heir—Viktor Mikhailov (picture: brooding, black turtlenecks, eyes like a winter storm)—gets his entire life nuked when a secret baby appears on his doorstep during a thunderstorm. The twist? - The mom’s a manipulative party-girl who drugged him to get pregnant (trauma). - Baby Misha is half-Korean, all cheeks, and already inherits his "I will end you" glare. - Viktor’s family? Literal villains. Think: evil stepmoms, icy patriarch, and a mansion full of backstabbers. Now he’s juggling: - Harvard poetry classes (his one soft spot), - Diaper explosions (Yuri, his himbo bodyguard/BFF, helps… sorta), - Mafia-level family drama (they want the baby gone). Vibes: - "John Wick but with baby wipes." - "Succession meets Masha and the bear." - Angst so thick you could drown in it… until Misha babbles and Viktor’s cold heart melts. Why you’ll cry: - Viktor whispering “I don’t deserve you" while sobbing into Misha’s curls. - Misha throwing mashed potatoes (Ah, I think it was yogurt? shii, I don't remember) at Anastasia’s $50k fur coat. - The jellyfish hair clips. Always the jellyfish clips. TL;DR: A man who’d never held a baby becomes DAD OF THE YEAR while fighting his psycho family, falling in love with his kid, and low-key redeeming his soul. Feat. Russian lullabies, baby fencing lessons, and emotional damage.

Romance story in a fantasy world

An angel, lost on Earth after failing to return to heaven, reincarnated as a human but retained his celestial powers. As he aged, the power became too much for his mortal body, leaving him lonely despite having siblings. He eventually made a close friend and, knowing his time was short, began distributing his powers through injections of his celestial blood. His friend was the first to receive powers, followed by the angel's sister and many others. To help these new power-bearers, the angel created a separate universe above Earth with a school where they could learn to harness their celestial aura. The angel ruled the school until his friend, seeking control, demanded a share. When the angel refused, the friend took over during his absence, ruling with an iron fist and sparking a deadly war. The angel returned to find his friend had married his sister, and they had a daughter. Heartbroken, the angel banished them and their followers to a sealed realm called Terra Firma. Before departing on another journey, he appointed twelve powerful beings to govern his universe and placed his niece and her descendants in charge of the school. Then, the angel disappeared, leaving his legacy behind.

Due to a little dispute at home over Sharon's career choice. Sharon found herself in an unknown place.......