Lazy Prison Life

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot.

Yue Xuexia is just an ordinary salted fish that rarely lives in her house, but suddenly one day she woke up, received a sign-in system, and thought she was dreaming. The sign-in system rewarded her with multiple things, including houses, money, cars, and talent scrolls, which led her to the life of the richest lady in the world. She could sign in once a day. One morning, with her eyes groggily and blurry, Xuexia was welcomed by a holographic screen only she could see. Yes, like the ones in the novels and manga. Ding! Xuexia waves her hand in the empty air and mumbles, "Noisy, I told you to turn off the damn alarm, whoever owns it!" When a robotic voice lingered near her ears saying, Signed in successfully. Congratulations to the host, and you've received [1 Million RMB in cash!] Xuexia, who is currently in need of great money, was in disbelief as she looked at the words one million and laughed. "Heh~ even in my dream, I was wishing to receive free money. What nonsense, let's go back to sleep. Yue Xuexia was about to close her eyes back to sleep when the old touch screen phone near her pillow vibrates. Bzzt~ Bzzzzzt~ "Urg~ who the hell is calling now?" complained Yue Xuexia in her half-asleep state. She picked up the phone only to see a message notification saying the following words: [Your bank card account ending with 5567 had received a deposit transfer from XXXX at 6:45 am. You had received a 1 million deposit and your current saving balance is 1,003,000.00 RMB (Autumn Field landbank)] Yue Xuaxia mumbled in disbelief and said, "Fucking hell! This is awesome." Who doesn’t like free things?~' This lady wants it too!!!

[Novela traducida al español] Li Xu aceptó a una discípula. Cuando tenía hambre, ella lo alimentaba; cuando estaba cansado, le daba masajes en los hombros; y cuando dormía, le cubría con una manta. No era que fuera perezoso, sino que su diligente discípula lo hacía parecer perezoso. _____ Título Original: 徒弟太勤奋显得师父有点懒 Autor: 天狗吃月亮

Martin, a man scarred by the misfortunes of recent years, faces his last chance to save his life and his home: a crucial interview that could change everything. But on the journey to his destination, the stormy weather and a strange encounter at a lonely service station plunge him into a surreal dimension, where the past comes to life and the present begins to fade away.

A secret agent teams up with a mafia boss, who rapes her (a Russian mafia man named Fyodor Reksarovich Ivonik). He then teams up with a secret agent named "Jeongseok".

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

After twenty years of hard work, Lin Fan suddenly transmigrated just when the company was about to go public! The original owner was a selfish, lazy woman from the 80s with a handsome husband who became a young captain. However, she was not satisfied and fell for a gold-digging man. She often spent her husband's hard-earned money on him. In a particularly extreme case, she even threatened her husband that she would jump into the river if he didn't let her keep giving things to the gold-digger. One day, the original owner slipped and fell into the river. When she was pulled out, she was already Lin Fan, who shared the same name. Accepting her new reality, Lin Fan quickly adjusted and began planning her future life. The gold-digging man cheated her money while looking down on her? Lin Fan wouldn't tolerate it. She first gave him a beating and then took back everything she had given him. Facing a business threatened by robbers? Lin Fan remained calm and even managed to apprehend the robbers herself, earning a reward in the process. Encountering human traffickers on a train? Lin Fan used her wits and sold the traffickers back to the other traffickers and made a profit. From a lazy and overweight ""Lin Fan,"" she transformed into the CEO of multiple factories in the 80s. She owned clothing, food, and medical equipment companies. Not only did she possess numerous factories, but she also had an extensive network in various industries. Her military husband: "Darling, I have an eight-pack abs. Can I be your sugar baby?"

Cyril Carcer, the heir to Carcer Conglomerate, is on his way to taking his position as the head of the company. He was kidnapped on the road. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in an island prison where everyone’s lives were connected to their systems. You live according to your tasks finished. The more points you earn, the more ‘money’ you have. Cyril looked around and found everything different from any other prison. Using such a simple system where all you have to do is finish tasks and earn points, Cyril’s journey towards leading and then ruling the entire island started. While doing so, he gathers information to escape this weird prison. But how? Read more to find out!

THIS IS A SERIES OF MY THOUGHTS . THE INNER WORKINGS OF A LAZY ARTIST

Kim Sehyoon Is An Average 16 year olds male going to high-school. But there's one thing special about him. He has already succeeded in his life. He had made it rich due to ????. Despite having the things which most people dream of, He is still bored to death. His Father and Mother having died at an Early Age, He was taken in by his Uncle, Gabriel. But one normal school morning, everything was about to change...... He was transported to another world! Being given a misson to clear the Tower, Which Consists of Clearing a 1000 floors of monsters and UNTOLD fairy tales, His Life is about to change drastically! What type of people will he meet? What challenges will he face? What is going to happen now? Can he return to back to Earth? ***************************** * PLEASE READ!! * Chapters Update Schedule and Length: Chapters will be uploaded every single day. So, 7 Chapters per week. If I miss a chapter, I will make up for it by uploading 2 Chapters the next day. Length: 1000-1600 words per chapter. If Circumstances demand it, It can be higher but not lower and I guarantee that it won't be more than 2000 words. ************************ About the Book: Will there be Romance? : There will be NO HAREM. Only Romance between FMC and MC. Is the MC Overpowered? : In the beginning, He will not be overpowered. He will struggle ( not too much) each time he fights a villain. Though in the later Chapters....He may become.......You gotta wait for it. What the MC Personality like? : He is Broken, 14 year old teenager. The reason he's broken is that ?????.????????????????? He is not that kind to strangers and only people who REALLY get close to him are given kindness and Sympathy from him. He has a cold Personality to people who don't know him well. He's kind of an extrovert I guess? He will be an introvert in the beginning though. He wants to be a background character but God has other things planned for him...... What's the setting like? : Story is set in Arcadia, A World of Magic and Swordsmanship. One day, A Magical Tower with a 1000 floors filled with monsters suddenly appears into it. I think you can guess what happens from now onwards. Is the Plot Predictable? : Nope. At least I think it isn't. Still, I got some things you will never expect. You never know...........

Hong Luo was an abused child who died soaking in the rain for days in her first life. Her second life she became known as the well regarded doctor Mozen, a genius above geniuses that no normal person could think of mimicking. A recluse that was hard to find. And a mother of three children, though two of which were not blood related. Now she's returned to her first life, a dream perfectly illustrating how life would have went if she hadn't died. She finally got to witness her best friends rain dance. Her twin cousins came to stay with her, living peacefully with the barbarian tribe as they trained. And above all else, she was able to save him, that silly man who refused to leave her as she laid there dying. Yet, was this truly just a dream? An accident happened, faces that shouldn't be here are showing up, hidden truths are unveiled, and the looming guillotine set to fall is not waiting for anyone to stop it. Ever since Hong Luo woke up, all she wants to do is to peacefully live out her retirement, wasting the day away over a cup of tea, sleep in past noon, and to tend to her garden and carvings. Revenge? She wants no part of it. You have problems? Well, you also have two working hands and legs, she'll leave you to it. You want her to work? Are you dying? You're not? Then please leave. There are other healers just as good as her right around the corner. Luckily her guard is very competent in shooing away trouble. She beckons him over, "Come sit with me." Shamelessly he embraces her and sits back on the chair with her in his lap. Hong Luo "That's not what I meant." "I'm sitting with you, am I not?" Hong Luo "...Well, you aren't wrong." "Mmm." Hong Luo "...ugh, fine. Do as you please." _ [Warning, some chapters will get bloody and gruesome. That r18 is there for a reason.] This is a slow burn fantasy, slice of life story with romance, self healing, mystery, natural disasters, a bit of politics, couple growth, and a lot of world building. I really enjoying world building and history to said world, so there's a lot of that in there. So if you enjoy any of these, you just might enjoy this wee story of mine. The story of Hong Luo and Nuyun. (Currently being rewritten.) - The image above was drawn by me! https://www.instagram.com/mykataren/

He wasn't the one the whimsical god wanted, so he was discarded to the side, with his memories locked up until the world was saved. Who cares about that, though? When his memories finally returned, he was standing in the courtroom, as the judge was sentencing him to a lifetime in prison for a crime he did not commit. And although at first, the Prison Dungeon didn't seem so bad, he was about to learn that the prison, is not just a place...

Don’t read, just me making up stuff.

Daisy's life takes a dark turn when spider man shatters her life by fatally stabbing and killing her. However, destiny intercedes, offering her an unexpected opportunity. When she awoke, she found herself in a strange place with strange people who can turn into beasts and human. This is a story of a woman who wants to work to have an easy life and her husband-s who force her to retire. --------- A/n: This is a work of fiction, unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, places, events and incidents in this story are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Finally, it is my sincerest hope that you find joy and escape within these pages of mine. Happy reading, - Author ps: irregular updates

Mortal Chapter: In pursuit of immortality, I seek to dominate the world! I, Zhongshan, aim to establish an unparalleled celestial dynasty, gather the world's qi, eliminate personal hindrances, and thus confront the might of heaven. I will create a new world and achieve immortality. One's fate, fortune, Feng Shui, accumulation of yin virtue, and fame are the five key elements! For the sake of immortality, those who cultivate fame and fortune will establish a celestial dynasty and gather the world's qi. Those who accumulate yin virtue will create a holy land and accumulate immeasurable merit. Those who cultivate Feng Shui can communicate with the two worlds of yin and yang and harness the power of heaven and earth. As for those who cultivate fate and fortune, and those who cultivate life, they... Immortal Chapter: Ask the world, who can achieve immortality and eternal life~~~!

Kim Sehyoon is a 16 year old boy who has succeeded in life. He had no joys in life and the only thing he liked about it was his sister, Kim Yun Hee. But now everything was about to change.

One day, when Hulaif is bored, scrolling on his computer. He found one website that he should answer the pop quiz. When he just answered all the questions. He nailed all the questions as the answers showed that he got them all right. Suddenly, his computer screen became as if someone was hacking it. Then, when he just realised he was in out of nowhere. He does not know what happened to him. But he realised that he was in a world full of modern civilization. Published minimum one chapter per month. If lucky got more. So, pray to author to make the story faster.

Lu Ze traveled across the parallel world and became a death row prisoner who was about to be executed. Pursuing excitement, he signed a global escape game agreement, signed in from the prison escape, and escaped forcefully. Sign in to Tianmen of the Chinese Federation, reward: eight languages! Sign in to the US Federal Platinum Palace, reward: God-level anti-tracking! Sign in to the French Federal Tower, reward: god-level car skills! The world's number one detective: "Those clues are all fake?!" Chief psychology professor: "I really can't see through him, I can't see through this person!" Young hacker genius: "I am convinced, my computer was hacked by him!" Captain of the law enforcement team: "What! You said that the new agent in the team is Lu Ze pretending to be?" ..... This is a legend of wise men, this is a mysterious epic!

this book would be different than you will expect, but expect some vulger scenes or language and anything apart with that. expect some action scenes, I don't know on how much there will be, but hopefully not enough to overwrite the genre... (tbh; I thought that the commas were periods...)

Five years ago, framed by his stepmother, Ye Feng was thrown into the world's most terrifying prison where he was left for dead by the inmates. Inside this prison were the world's most powerful: the omnipotent prime minister, the billionaire who could rival a country's wealth, the fallen war god, the top hacker, the murderous doctor, the sorcerer who summoned spirits, and the failed cultivator facing his tribulation... Despite the odds, Ye Feng was not harmed by these inmates. Instead, they shared their skills and knowledge with him. Now, as Ye Feng steps out of prison after serving his five-year sentence, the world will tremble at his return!

A boy who has no ambition anymore in his life but a born of Immortals, gained immortality without any struggle and wants a peaceful life, but can he attain this peaceful full life he dreamed of or he will choose the path which will lead to his demise.

¡Hey tú! si tú, ven, te invito a leer las locuras que hago y las cosas que me ocurren en este gran y mágico mundo, lleno de Monstruos, waifus, mas waifus, y muchas aventuras por hacer, vamos, se que quieres hacerlo, puedo verlo en tus ojos y en tu boba sonrisa, que esperas, ¡lee!.

''Sex'' ''money'' ''Pleasure'' 'were my life before getting entagled by 2 men claiming to be my prince charming' ............................................Story of a professional prostitute Luna Juleeh

"I'll always be with you, Cairo. I promise." The echo of her voice was heard. "You're leaving me, Kissa." "I'll find you and be with you." What does fate have in store for them? ------------------------ How about we go back in time for a beautiful love story? To BC? The time when there was war. The time kingdoms fought for possession of lands. The time every king wanted to be a legend. Amongst all kings, one would always be the most powerful. And he is the Pharaoh of Suma, Asim. But of course, he didn't fight his battles alone… Kissa was taken away from her village at a very tender age and despite being little, she caught the attention of the Pharaoh for a reason hidden in the dark past. Kissa was blessed with the power to see the future and the past, and Asim used her powers in becoming victorious. Caged under his domineering wings with no way to escape, she didn't lose hope till she met him, her redemption. He was an outlaw in Suma and was hired to kill the woman behind the dominance of Asim. He was a step away from victory but he was her redemption and without him redeeming her, many will fall and die, putting the future in danger. With his help, she wants to take revenge on Asim and take back what's rightfully hers. Who knows if fate won't be partial? - - Thank you for joining me on this beautiful journey Do enjoy and support my book ಥ‿ಥ Notice: Book cover doesn't belong to me. Credits to the owner

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

[COMPLETED || WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+ // this is the only warning for the book] "I'll see you in the next life, mother," the young boy said, his eyes swollen from crying for several days. ---- Exiled from Udrad after the public stoning of his parents, Alanor Wynter swore on his parents' graves, to bring the lycan kingdom to its knees. So he became the rogue they despised and the devil they all feared. He was a monster, but they had created him, and he was bad. Alanor was the kind of evil that no dictionary even had a description for yet. He had vowed against Udrad's peace until he got his revenge, and no one would stop him, not even the mate the fates had forced on him. After all, he didn't believe in the fated mates. Alanor believed in REVENGE.