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He, Lei Yun, was sent to the Immortal Realm by... *Cough* let's not talk about that. So, Lei Yun arrived in the Immortal Realm, everywhere he looked, cultivators, were fighting fiercely over precious resources. But instead of panicking, Lei Yun dreamed of admiring beautiful scenery, exploring secret realms, and, of course, being surrounded by a harem of beauties. However, to do all of this, he needed to improve his cultivation. Thankfully, his basic traveller rights were not violated, and he received a golden finger. This golden finger granted him the ability to perceive hidden opportunities. With it, he unveiled rare chances concealed within the everyday world. What others saw as an ordinary stone or a common flower revealed themselves to him as the precious Yin-Yang Stone or the rare Mutated Spirit Flower. He fought tooth and nail with evil cultivators and contributed to the sect. He also did not forget to slap those second-generation young masters and eventually rose to become a powerful figure in the world. However, the reaction of the melon-eating crowd was different from what he had imagined. "Hey, did you hear? Lei Yun is having an affair with Senior Sister Lian." "That’s old news! He moved on to Princess Wei now!" "Ugh, why don't I have that kind of luck? Imagine having beauties on both arms!" "Wait, you guys are behind. Lei Yun is the Empress Dowager’s boy-toy now!" "That sneaky bastard!" "Where's my sword? I think he'd be more suitable to become a eunuch!"

I never had any friends. Yes, there were people I called friends, but deep down, I knew they didn’t truly care about me, and I didn’t care much for them either. So, I did what I thought was right—I pushed them all away. I convinced myself that being alone was better, and for a long time, I didn’t hate it. But as much as I loved being alone, I didn't want to lonely. I longed for something more. I also wanted someone and something special—a real bond with someone I could call my Best Friend. I wanted to care, to be cared for in return. Then, against all odds, something I believed to be impossible happened. I found that person. For the first time, I cared for someone. I believed that I had found what I was looking for. But as time passed, I was forced to realize the cruel truth I had been too blind to see. Something I had tried my best to ignore. It was my biggest mistake. I was the only one who cared. I gave it my all only for it to be thrown away. In the end, I was left standing in the same lonely place. But this time, it hurt...

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

so, reincarnation huh? "a lot of good... a lot of bad... balanced karma." "good news you get one boon to bring with you to the next life. unfortunately for you though, you don't get to choose. totally random. ready?" join Apollo in his new life where through sheer luck (good or bad?) is raised by an all hungry, all dominant and all loving hivemind who will burn the galaxy just to see him smile. Hi, I hope you enjoy my novel. It is quite the slow burner so I hope you stick with it.

burn me alive if you didn't like story after reading Don’t Judge My Book by Its Cover or Synopsis Warning: Not for the faint-hearted or those with tender souls. This story is my outlet, my way of pouring out the weight of my depression and heartache. --- This is a story about a boy, someone who was given a second chance at life after dying at the fragile age of 13 in his last world. This boy didn’t dream of wealth, power, or glory. All he wanted was something much simpler and yet infinitely more complicated a happy, fulfilling life. He yearned to love someone truly, completely, more than he loved himself. And he tried. Oh, he tried. He gave everything, even his soul, to make that dream a reality. At five years old, the boy awakened a system some love-giving mechanism that claimed he was living in a novel or plot. It didn’t reveal much, only teasing him with the promise that all would be explained when he turned 18. But he didn’t care about that. He didn’t believe in destiny or fate. “What does it matter if I’m part of some story?” he thought. “I’m not playing by anyone’s rules. I’ll create my own happy life, one where I love and am loved.” How wrong he was. The boy devoted himself to those he cared for, never once living for the system or the rewards it promised. He loved because that’s who he was a person who gave from his heart, not because he expected anything in return. He didn’t need to win prizes for his kindness, didn’t need recognition. What he longed for, the one thing he lacked, was to be loved back. But no matter how much he gave, it was never enough. He sacrificed everything his time, his affection, his happiness and yet, in the end, all he got in return was rejection, indifference, and disappointment. Still, even then, he couldn’t stop loving. His heart, which had been so brutally trampled on, still beat for the one person he cherished the most Avey, the woman he had loved with every fiber of his being. And when the time came, and Avey needed a heart transplant to survive, the boy made his final, most devastating choice. He gave her his heart. Literally. With nothing left to give, he sacrificed his life in the hope that, maybe, in his absence, Avey would find the peace that his love couldn’t give her. As he lay there, his breath fading, he whispered his last words: “I hope my absence brings you the peace my love couldn’t.” Even in his final moments, he might have asked the heavens, “Why didn’t you make our love story complete?” And perhaps, if God were listening, he might have answered, “I could have, but she never asked for you in the first place.” And with that, the boy passed. But his death wasn’t met with quiet mourning or gentle tears. Lucian’s friends those who knew the true weight of his sacrifice, who understood the depth of his love stood by his lifeless body. They cried. They screamed. They raged against the cruelty of it all. One of his closest friends, barely holding back his own devastation, kneeled by Lucian’s side. His hands clenched the cold earth beneath him so tightly that his nails drew blood, and through a stream of tears, he raised his head, staring at his friend’s lifeless face. “You always said you wanted a wedding in Gangsta style, right?” His voice cracked as he forced the words out. His heart was breaking, but even through his grief, a twisted smile tugged at his lips. “Well, you’ll have it, Lucian. But it won’t be for your wedding. It’ll be for your funeral.” And as he stood, tears still streaming down his face, he made a promise to the friend he loved like a brother. “All the world will hear gunshots like firecrackers. The sky will burn with the sound of our grief. And up there, Lucian, you’ll watch what a true Gangsta style is.” And in that moment, as the world prepared to mourn Lucian in the only way they knew how loudly, violently, with a fury that matched the depths of their sorrow lucian opened his eyes finding that he had came back in time...when he was 18

Every thread of adversity weaves a story of resilience, every challenge shapes the fabric of one's strength, and every moment of joy adds color to the masterpiece of one's journey. Zuriel "In the crucible of time, I have borne witness to the echoes of my own existence—chained as a prisoner, forged as a weapon, and reborn in the flames of my celestial heritage. The past is a tapestry of trials, each thread weaving a story of endurance, resilience, and the pursuit of redemption. Through the tempests of memory, I emerge, not defined by the scars, but shaped by the wisdom gained along the journey." Join us in navigating this world and overcoming our past and future hardships, for in our shared journey, we find the strength to transcend the echoes of our history and forge a destiny where unity prevails over the chaos that seeks to divide us.

What motivates you to get out of bed? To eat? To read? What moves the stars of the Universe or the ground beneath your feet? Could it be the same thing? Is there even a point in asking these questions? Well no matter. If you don't ask them, someone else will. Ren Sciron was that someone else. One day he found himself in a new world. A world where superpowered individuals, so called overhumans were fighting to the death for their dreams. A celestial voice called every overhuman to search for them, with the promise that whoever finds them will be granted one wish. Ren found himself in this new world as a subject of interest, as he might be the key to reaching the source of the celestial voice. And while everyone fought amongst each other he had to fight his greatest enemy: himself.

Theos Martin is a young man with a unique charm, both open-minded and socially accomplished. To those around him, he embodies a rare combination of strength, intelligence, and authenticity, qualities he hides beneath more ordinary talents: a surprising mastery of video games and an extensive knowledge of anime. But behind this facade of an ordinary boy lies a soul marked by the extraordinary. His life changes forever the day a goddess appears, revealing a truth beyond understanding: he is the destined hero chosen to confront the Demon King, a malevolent entity whose threat looms over another world. To save this mysterious universe, Theos must leave the comfort of his daily life and plunge into the unknown, leaving behind everything he knows. However, the journey to this new world does not go as planned. Theos finds himself deprived of some of his strength, in a strange and hostile environment, where reality follows none of the orderly rules of a game. He quickly realizes that this quest is about more than defeating an enemy; it will push him to discover himself and make choices that could change not only his own destiny but also that of the world he left behind.

James Clinton gets his heartbroken by his girlfriend and now finds himself in a laboratory,that has discovered ways to combine animal DNA with a humans. Experimented on and is finally free, now has a mission to accomplish and a different world to get used to. Renamed Alec Drake Phenex. Let see how he grows

(Very mature content upcoming.) Merai's misfortune began when his childhood friend and the current emperor died without marrying, leaving his 12-year-old younger sick brother as the next emperor. When Merai's line to the royal court was cut off, the people around him changed. A conspiracy was enacted against him to frame him for a crime he did not commit. And the charge was being led by his ex-fiancé and his step-sister. Once a respected general and the only beta commander of the royal army, he was forced to step down and renounce his right. It all seemed doomed for Merai when a miracle happened, making Merai step into a role he did not expect - The Empress. Now married to a 12-year-old kid who looked and acted eerily like his dead best friend and a court who wanted to use Merai for his new position, he would have to step into his new role as soon as he could if he did not want to die. Thankfully, he was a calm, cold-blooded person who did not let anything phase him, right? Everyone was waiting for the revenge to rain cold on Merai's ex-fiance. ____________ 'Fuck! Why did my fiance betray me? Did he finally figure out that the cool-blooded general is a timid omega? Is that why the 12-year-old kid wanted to wed me? To secure himself an alliance?' Merai thought as he was pushed on his back. The familiar shade of Golden eyes, which once belonged to his best friend and now his husband, looked at him with a heated expression. "Brother Merai, you are finally mine, right? I don't have to hold back since you are going to become mine. My wife." The child emperor looked delighted before he nibbled at Merai's neck to mark him. Unfortunately, his fangs were too immature to leave a permanent mark. ____________ Warning - it is BL, has omegaverse, and has age regression. Ratings will change. Hints of a love triangle and a lot of pinning and misunderstandings. It will have a lot of othersXMC, but the main ending will me MCXML.

Why...........why I turned into a trap, I thought when you're taken to another world you must be handsome and Op , so who was the bastard who sent me to DXD like Astolfo ??? ?? HOW AM I GOING TO CATCH SOMEONE NOW. Read the first chapter to better understand what this is.

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Wanna escape reality? Yeah, I got nothin' of that. Not a fan of romance nor fantasy, just someone who wants to write something depressing— Hey, if I'm miserable, you should too. So here's the story of how I died— yep, major spoiler. Yes, I'm narrating my own story, so what? I'm also gonna talk shit about myself, yeah... Who does that? Me, beyotch. I have a love and hate relationship with myself. My story is like a rollercoaster ride— cliche isn't it? Probably. If you want to cry, and then laugh afterwards like an idiot or someone who spent their whole day scrolling on TikTok with different context, you'll probably like this. I was never abused when I was a kid— you might be asking "Hm, how is this a depressing story if the main character was never abused when she was a kid?"— First of all, that's horrible, (Hulk, 2022). I mean, you guys expecting a literal kid to experience shit. Second, that's not the only thing you should expect. As I grew up, I thought "Damn, what a bummer, I've been looking forward to being an adult... lay around, do nothing, stare at the ceiling, and become a freeloader."— I realized that is the literal definition of someone who's diagnosed with depression or some other mental disorder or just lazy af. I was hit by Reality driving a bulldozer. I lost everything because of a huge mistake. I want it back... I want it all back. I want my life back but there's nothing I can do now. Looking back, I think I should've been nicer to everyone... but maybe it's for the better, since I'm already dead, they're not gonna have a hard time moving on from losing me since I'm a piece of shit. Do you still want to read this? Oh, no, it will not end with me dying. Wanna find out the ending of this? Yeah, me too. Sit back, relax, and read.

Xiao Changtian was a zoo keeper. He did not expect to get transmigrated with his zoo. However, in the new world, he had no power but all his animals had become celestial beasts. One day, the empress was heavily injured and was able to recover after consuming the egg of a tortoise from him. After she had learned that it was actually the egg of the Black Tortoise, she insisted on becoming his servant. “The egg that this man gave me was the egg of the Black Tortoise?” “Wait! Is that the legendary Phoenix resting on the tree?” “What that unique beast that’s black and white? Why have I not seen it before?”

A standard man, died, killed by instant noodle suffocation. He is reincarnated in the body of a woman with a system of sex slave. Will he fight the system where just had a good time? A lot of sex scene in this story so -18 abstain

Ysavel, an aspiring writer, wakes up one day inside the world of her own novel. She thought it's those typical transmigration story she have read. However, she was shock when she discovers that she's been cast as the villainess in her own story. "DON'T TELL ME I BECOME THE VILLAINESS OF MY OWN STORY?!" Shocked and dismayed, she realizes that the only way to return to the real world is to live out her role in the story. Initially, she accepts this fate, but things take an unexpected turn when the characters start deviating from the script. "I don't want another Queen. Youare the only one I want as my Queen, Csille." Prince Fraser whispered. The male lead, who was expected to be annoyed by her constant pestering, instead becomes affectionate and attached to her. "It's inevitable, Lady Lauretré. You will still be the Queen, so I don't see any harm in what I said. Besides, I doubt the King or even the Crown Prince would be willing to change their minds about your engagement." The female lead, who was supposed to separate the male lead from her, begins to play matchmaker between the male lead and the villainess. What should she do? She couldn't get back to the real world if she didn't finished the story as the villainess. But how can she finished it if the two leads are not following the script? Help!!! Still under revision but once done updates will be posted daily at 12pm ( GMT +8 ). Also, please check my other novel, Dimensions Apart. It’s a lighter novel compared to this one. Credits to the rightful owner of the picture I used for the cover.

Ethan Matthews lives a very boring, routine life. His life is spent working at a dead end job as a call center agent, watching shows online or playing Games on his phone. When news of a massive meteor hitting Earth in ten days time that will wipe out all life on the planet, Ethan makes peace with his own fate and decides to spend his final days reading books in the library. It is there that he meets Riley Kramer. The man who broke Ethan's heart many years ago back in college. With the world heading towards its end, Riley hopes to win back the one who got away and redeem himself in the process, while Ethan tries to move past his pain and trauma and find the one thing he's been missing out in life, a connection with someone else. This is adapted from the manga series and Japanese Drama series of the same name. I do not own the rights to either series.

Warning: Mature Audiences only 18+ A tragedy struck the elven race, The demon ambushed all the elven males at the shrine of the Goddess they were worshipping, except one Lawrence who was left to recuperate inside the elven village after being poisoned but died not long after. Now the goddess reincarnated Lawrence who was living 2 thousand years in future as a human and tasked him with the responsibility of populating the elven village. And prevent the future occurrence of the extermination of the elven race. This is about the journey and struggles of the last elven male who wants to turn his village into an empire.

+18 NTR Cuckold On the road, surrounded by woods, were Ben and Gwen Tennyson. They looked towards the ends of the route waiting for the possibility of seeing some transport passing by that would take them out of that place. The cold of the night was beginning to affect them and they worried about being stuck on that sinister road until the sun came up.

In the delivery room, she had a massive hemorrhage and delivered through great difficulty. Her new husband, who used to love her so much, and had married her because she was pregnant, coldly looked at her while she was almost dying, smiled and told the doctor, “I don't want them to live.” Qiao Nian was confused. Her husband used to dote on her, from pursuing her to marrying her, to the point that everyone envied her for having a perfect husband. However, after she had been sent into the delivery room for a few hours, he had changed! Then she saw her rich sister come into the room and take Qin Xiao's hand. She came to know Qin Xiao's love for her had always been fake. Five years later, she made a fabulous return with her child, and found that the baby's father was not Qin Xiao! It turned out that her child’s father was the extremely noble Qin Yang, the head of the Qin family! And it was he who ordered to save her life no matter what happened! Qiao Nian was stunned. When was she pregnant with this man's child??

After a failure that costs the life of hundreds,an 18 years old Ben Tennyson sets out to master the Omnitrix. But when a new foe begins gathering his greatest enemies,Ben must return from his training to stop them before it's too late. With the help of some of his closest allies,plus an old flame,can Ben stop the threat? or will he fail once more?

Every human being is born with a Soul, these are infinitely different from person to person and can range from a Cursed Soul to a Blessed Soul. Blessed Souls can grant people extra-human abilities while a Cursed Soul can be extremely harmful! Follow our protagonist Arthur Bridges, a young man born with a First Class Blessed Soul as he journeys to avenge the ones he loved most, and take down the corrupt pharmaceutical company turned military, MARGAS!

Hannah Green is the beautiful, brilliant and kindhearted youngest daughter's of the most richest business man in the world, she was Loved by her family, and because she have a weak body her parents give they time and love take good care of him, but one day they want to find a good partner for her Hannah didn't want it thats why she runaway from home, and because she run away she have a hard time to live and bad luck keep coming to him

In 1947, brothers Camilo and Ben witness the traumatic event of their missionary parents being brutally slaughtered by a Kenya witch doctor. The young boys return to Senegal , drift apart, and each enters adulthood carrying the memories and scars of that fateful event. By the early 1970s, Dr. Camilo, now an internationally renown scholar of Archaeology, Anthropology, and History, has developed a keen sense of solving ancient mysteries and has established his own company. He runs his company with only two employees, his assistant,and a lovely Christian woman, Miss Joyce and Robert, his Exterior, who finds himself in life threatening situations while searching for lost or stolen artifacts, under the remote direction of Dr. Jonathan who keeps himself tightly secluded inside his mansion.

He Never Did What You Do is about a boy named Justin who just wanted a good life. But, after his husband loses his job, his life becomes a living hell. 5 years later, he sees a waiter that he reconiges the day hs husband proposed to him. They quickly become friends, but when Justin's husb and accuses him of something terrible, Justin and Liam have to somehow make it out of this trouble, alive.