Jacking Off To Hermione

# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

To you, who taught me what it feels to be loved…

Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. Furan Shi, the (dramatic) princess wannabe, agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] I do apologize in advance. I can only offer a small, squishy Furan Shi with ears and tail(/s). Or at least we'll wait for him to grow up (ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ) before I can write the papapa (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠). Also, I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... ehe.. —————————— I have the sad [not the GREAT sad that would be sad :( ] So, I proposed a solution to myself. Me: O-ohh… myself? P-p-proposing? *Bats eyelashes at the murky puddle of water on the sidewalk* Myself: *wiggles brows handsomely* Yes, my darling sugar pap~ I propose we write a story together~ Me: *swoons cutely* OhhHh~ Myself: *nipples sweating* so is that a yes? *Nervous, nonexistent tits bouncing* Me: YES!!!1! *proceeds to bend down to kiss suspicious puddle of water* Thus, this book was born from the selfcest passion between me and myself. I combined two things I love the most (transmigration and demihumans) and squeezed my already drained (and unstable) brain into making this book. Now, I struggle with everything (money, socializing, money again, college, comprehension, basic problem solving, any 21st century skills… money-) and even my writing skills don't do as well as they used to in the past. No shit my drafts on my phone are even in the Comic Sans font [bc I don't have Joker or Wingdings :(( ] just to keep me happy.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

In the vast and breathtaking empire of Robelian, a land renowned for its wealth, beauty, and prosperity, none are more feared than its ruler, Ludwig De Robelian. Known for his relentless ambition and ruthless approach to warfare, Ludwig strikes terror into the hearts of all who oppose him. Once a fair and strategic leader, he has become a conqueror of kingdoms, one who will not hesitate to destroy any who dare to stand in his path. His enemies whisper tales of his cruelty, of villages burned to ash and royal families brought to their knees, all to satisfy his insatiable hunger for power. Even his allies tread carefully, aware that his allegiance is as sharp and unforgiving as the blade he wields. They say that when Ludwig rides to battle, a shroud of darkness falls over the land, as though the very air quakes in fear of his wrath. The woman screamed, clutching the bed sheets as another wave of pain swept over her. Her face glistened with sweat, and her breaths came in desperate gasps. Outside the small house, a cloaked figure approached, hood shadowing his face. He paused at the door, listening to the cries within, then slowly raised his hand to knock. Inside, an elderly midwife, worn by years of hardship, rushed between the woman in labor and a boiling pot of water. Her voice was gentle yet firm. "Hold on, my dear, it won’t be long now. Just one more push." The woman bit her lip, focusing her strength on the final surge. Her child’s first cry filled the air, mingling with her relieved sigh. The midwife wrapped the newborn in a coarse but warm blanket and held the child close. She whispered, "A fine, strong baby. I wonder what fate awaits you." Just then, the door creaked open, and the cloaked man stepped in. His voice was cold yet commanding. "Is it done?" The midwife turned, her face paling. She bowed slightly, clutching the baby protectively. "Yes, my lord. The child is born." The man pulled back his hood, revealing the chiseled features of a soldier scarred from battle. His eyes glinted with ambition. "So, Ludwig de Robelian has an heir." Elizabeth was shocked , when she hears those words, the man that she love the most Just said those sharp words that broke her the most ... Will Elizabeth find a way to find her happiness or she will continue to endure the cold treatment and the abusive husband that she love for five years

Suddenly, humans are transported to a space disconnected from earth, and are told by an angel to survive monthly trials, they are given skills of course... but Kalin gets no skills only one mysterious title [Jack of Nothing]

"I do not accept this pregnancy! I don't know what you're going to do but it is not my problem, and if anyone ever comes to know, you will regret it, Valerie." That was how her life crumbled. After a one-night stand with the alpha's son, she gets pregnant but Rohan is not ready to accept the pregnancy, she leaves the pack and gives birth to her babies, struggling to take care of them by herself. One night she comes back home and her kids are missing, and she is forced to return to Rohan to ask him for help and he agrees on condition. But conditions are not enough to stop them from falling in love with each other and making the same mistake they made years ago. But will he accept her? And is he willing to ruin his marriage to be with her? Or would Valerie find love elsewhere? And with whom?

Katarina Do is the only survivor of the brutal murder of her entire family. Although she tried, it seemed impossible that she would ever find out about the people who were behind the killing. Until she met Riley Martins again, whom she was head over heels for years back, and announced that he was the reason why she is still alive. There is one thing she could never bring herself to believe, though: Riley said that he was not from her world but from the future.

Amber Everly has liked Jack for 3 years, she continuously chased after him even with his constant rejection. Coming from a wealthy family, she gets what she wants but Jack was the only exception. The man didn't seem to like her at all, considering her appearance and family background she thought she was suitable for him. What should she do to make this cold hearted man fall for her? Jack Lopez's world is the opposite of Amber's. He had no parents as he grew up and he also had to work to support himself. At a young age he saw how cruel the world is, 3 meals a day is considered luxury for him. He has nothing. So why would a girl born with a silver spoon chase after him? What should he do if she stops liking him when he's already deeply in love with her?

Among the rich folks of Hua Nation, everyone knew that Qu Xiaowan, the rich daughter of the Qu family, had been in love with Yi Han for many years. Their families were on the same level, and the two of them grew up together. On the day of the wedding, the groom ran off! People either felt sorry for her or laughed at her. Qu Xiaowan, on the other hand, was elated! As long as she completed this wedding, she would no longer be forced to get married. It would be enough to answer to her grandfather. As for the groom who ran off? She could find another one! In less than one minute, Qu Xiaowan found another man after taking a turn around the corner. This man was extremely handsome. He had soft, fluffy ears, a large, fluffy tail, and big, sparkly eyes. He had a pitiful look in his eyes when he looked at Qu Xiaowan, who decided instantly that he was the one! After that, she convinced him to marry her and they went through with the wedding. It was all done! Just as Qu Xiaowan thought she could skip the wedding night, this person transformed. Upon waking up, Qu Xiaowan realized that the man who wouldn't leave her alone and kept hugging her and kissing her was actually the Prime Commander of Hua Nation! "It's time to flee!" Qu Xiaowan exclaimed. One month later, during the opening ceremony of the College of Hua Nation, Qu Xiaowan watched while a stern-looking commander dressed in a navy-blue military uniform was cordially invited onto the stage. She fell silent. "There's a story that someone convinced me to get married when I was feeling sad. She even said comforting words to me," Jing Yu said. "No idea. I've never heard it. It has to be a false rumor!" Qu Xiaowan uttered. A mini version of Jing Yu hopped forward. "Mommy, have you really not heard that story?" Qu Xiaowan was speechless.

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- After transmigrating into a world infested with mana, one word echoed in his mind: 'abnormal.' The realm was a twisted landscape of rampaging direbeasts, superpowers, and chaos. But the most jarring abnormality was the person he now inhabited - Adam Jackson, known as the infamous killer, Jack the Ripper.

To exact revenge on her fiance who cheated on her, Xing Shu plotted against her fiance's uncle, Cheng Lang. "Was my nephew unable to please you?" On a large, messy bed, Cheng Lang pinched Xing Shu's chin. The black Buddhist bracelet around his wrist swayed from side to side. Everyone said Cheng Lang was a religious man who stayed away from women. However, after sleeping with him for a night, Xing Shu expressed how it was actually easy to manipulate him. She only needed to say sweet things to him in a soft, gentle voice, and he'd give her anything she wanted. "Mr. Cheng is only putting on a show with Xing Shu. He'll dump her very soon!" "Xing Shu is a shameless woman. Mr. Cheng would never fall for someone with ulterior motives like her!" Everyone in Jing City waited for her to make a fool of herself, but nobody knew how Cheng Lang pinned her against the bed at night. "Xing Shu, mention getting a divorce again if you dare." Ever since then, Cheng Lang, a man who once belonged on the altar, was brought down by Xing Shu. He experienced what it felt like to be in a relationship like a normal person, and he found joy in it.

"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party's cultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!" "Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additional rewards." "Enjoy your cultivation!" … "You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire the Purple Aura from the East! "You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain the Demon Sovereign's Indestructible Body!" "You fought a decisive battle with the Fiend Son of the fiend race in the South Ocean and gained the Godfiend Hell-Crushing Force!" … A hundred years later, you have bound yourself to all the elites of the infinite worlds. Turning around, you realize something. You are invincible.

【Rebirth + Cool Story + Daily Life + Cunning + Lighthearted + Subverting Tropes + Single Female Lead + Pure Love】 "This is a paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak." Overworked employee Su Huai wakes up to find himself transported to a perilous immortal realm where the strong prey on the weak. After stumbling through seven lifetimes of tragic deaths and rebirths, and without the favor of any system, he finally relies on his past experiences to cautiously rise to the sixth place in the world. One moonless and windy night, a drunken Su Huai chases an assassin and accidentally enters the secluded bamboo forest of an empress-level cultivator, with whom he had a past argument, and accidentally sets her house on fire. Consequently, the legend of the invincible empress who slays any challenger in one strike begins to spread. Upon sobering up, Su Huai finds himself staring at the familiar yet strange ceiling of his family home, looking at his seventeen-year-old self, still a failure, in the mirror. His heart suddenly aches. "Am I... reborn againnnnnnnnn!?" --------------------------------------- trust me ,you will love this novel.

This version of the book is a continuation of the other book. The legend of Jack the Ripper.

The door to the shop opened with a a ding. The raven haired man who was peacefully reading could only sigh. This was twelve time this week and his patience were running thin. Begrudgingly he made an effort to stand up and walk towards the counter. And sure enough, the same exact face that's bothering him nonstop was going to bother him again. "Welcome To Faraway Bookstore. Is there anything that you like to buy traveler?" "I want to buy your heart." "..." "..." "Sorryto say but 'your heart' isn't on the shop's inventory. Perhaps can I interest you in something simliar like 'Please Log Off and Never Come Back Again'?"

Jillian Don was in a hot pursuit that wet, Stormy night with the bad guys on her tail. She had a gunshot wound and was gasping for air, trying hard to keep running. She was about to give up when a car stop beside her. " Hey jill , let me help you " The man said urgently with a shaky voice. " Who are you? " Jill asked wanting to be sure he's not one of THEM. " I'm Jack mayor " She heard him say before passing out on him

Zack, who's fed up with his boring life, bought a novel book with a title 'reincarnation' from a shady vendor. To his surprise, the book wasn't a novel but instead it was a guide on how to reincarnate. Zack, who's desire is absurd eagerly follows the instructions despite the ridiculousness, only to be let down when nothing happens. The very following day, a car accident sent him into a foggy forest, with a shattered carriage nearby and lifeless bodies surrounding it. In this strange new land, he must now survive in order to achieve his desire to have an adventure filled with magic, swords, and mysteries. Join him as he embark's on his journey to this mysterious world.

Follow along Jack Hollow, the immortal traveler, as he ventures across worlds, dimensions, realms, and even time, fighting gods, demons, monsters, and even chickens to resolve one unfinished story at a time.

(Rebirth + Business warfare + Pampering spouse + Dog food) Investing today? I've got more important things to handle. Financial crisis? Not my problem; anyhow, I won't be losing money. Huh? This stone of yours is pretty nice, wait for a call at home! Xiao Ming closed the door, turned around, and took out a fist-sized diamond: "Honey, let's grind this into a ball for the kids to play with!"

Magic, supernatural beings, and everything that's lurking in the shadows. Everything, including celestial creatures and horrors, is a mystery.shadows that beguile your very nature and push your worries to the surface. Divination, spells, and artifacts that were sung and utilized left an indelible mark on the human mind. This mystery has wandered into this world, yet only a few are aware of its existence. Everything remains untold, or perhaps it is preferable to keep the truth secret and continue to live in the lies that the great entities from who we seek rescue provide a sense of control over reality. Humans like something unknown, but when knowing is terrifying, ignorance is bliss. This is a fascinating piece of fiction, I will take you on the voyage into the depths of your imagination, telling you of the mysteries of faith. Characters, Places, and things, mentioned in the novel are all made up.

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Eighteen-year-old Jake Carter has just graduated high school in a small town in Ohio. His parents have always envisioned a clear path for him: go to college, get a degree, and secure a stable job. But deep down, Jake yearns for something more—freedom and the adventure of exploring the world. One summer evening, after much contemplation, Jake decides to follow his heart. Armed with a backpack, a camera, and a sense of wonder, he sets out on a cross-country road trip across the United States. From the vast, rugged beauty of the Grand Canyon to the serene forests of the Pacific Northwest, Jake immerses himself in the natural wonders of his home country. Along the way, he meets a diverse array of people, each with their own unique stories and perspectives that challenge and inspire him. As Jake's journey unfolds, he ventures beyond American borders, traveling to distant countries with rich cultures and breathtaking landscapes. From the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu to the bustling streets of Tokyo, Jake's travels open his eyes to the vastness and diversity of the world. He encounters fellow travelers, locals, and new friends who share their wisdom, joys, and struggles, leaving lasting impressions on his heart. Throughout his adventures, Jake learns valuable life lessons about independence, resilience, and the beauty of human connection. He documents his experiences through photographs and journals, capturing the essence of each place and moment. With every new destination, Jake grows more confident and aware of his own capabilities and dreams. "Journey to Freedom" is a tale of self-discovery, the pursuit of passion, and the transformative power of travel. It celebrates the courage to break free from societal expectations and embrace the unknown, finding freedom and fulfillment in the journey itself.

......... "Please Mr. Cruz, spare us. We made a terrible mistake, we are sorry............"Mrs Fisher said while on her knees " Spare you?!, Is this some kind of joke?"The tall man replied "We made a mistake!. Please we have no where to go" Mr. Fisher joined in the plea "Well, I'm sorry but not sorry, this District has been set aside for government construction. You won't want to get sued for obstruction of Government work right?!" He replied with a smirk "Take anything else, but please spare our house, please Commissioner Cruz" Mr. Fisher begged "You are a bunch of nuisance, what can you possibly offer huh!, Obstruction of Government Work and Trespassing!, You might have to pay a fine of 12million dollars!. Do you have that huge amount of money?" He said and Mr. Fisher's shoulder dropped in defeat I stared at my family for a while and felt useless. Even if I'll sacrifice alot just to see them in this situation, I couldn't neglect the fact that our house was about to be demolished because of my parents foolish mistake. I just came back from work and was in an hurry because the mere thought of the punishment for coming back late was nerve wrecking. Well, I felt a little bit of a relieve, atleast now, no one will notice I got home late. I was still contemplating on what to do, I had to save our house either way because I know I'll always be the one to suffer for the loss. No home means I have to earn extra cash and work extra hour. I stood up with wobbling legs and finally mustered the courage to talk "Excuse me sir, I don't think that's enough reasons to demolish our house......... I mean vot-voting is a choice we make and-and I think my family....... my family and the people of this district made that choice be-bec-because they............. " I stopped for a while when I realised the commissioner was moving closer to me and staring at me "Go on........" He said and kept on moving closer "I mean absolutely no disrespect sir but-but I think you should consider pardoning us" I said with pain written all over my face. I kept on praying he'll pardon us and........... but then it felt like a wasted wish "What the heck do you think you're doing you witch?!......." My mom said and pulled me down and I ended up hurting my knee "So now you go against me then take turns in lecturing me on what you think is right and what is wrong............... " He said with a smirk "No that's not......... " I couldn't complete my sentence because he suddenly smiled coldly and I felt my heart jump out, We were already in for it, I just complicated the whole issue and there was no way he would forgive us............ "That's intruiging and quite bold........ " He turned to my parents and finally said........... ............. "I'll take her, in exchange for this District and your title as my inlaw................. "