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A catgirl escapes from slavery in her fantasy world to the real world and must learn everything from scratch. Vivian is a catgirl, born in a world in which all beast-kin are considered as nothing more than intelligent animals and are kept as slaves. Her new owner horribly abuses her, but eventually with the help of a friend she manages to escape, and while running for her life she passes through a portal to the real world. There she finds herself trapped in the apartment of young man who must be a powerful mage, considering all the impressive artifacts he possesses, and who kindly teaches her his language and his world. Volume 1 Is about falling into and escaping from abuse. The story gets lighter afterwards. ——————————————— "Please, master, don't do this. I'm your sister!" "Animals and people can't be family! Besides, even if they could, we're not related by blood. Now take off you clothes and get on the bed!" "No!" "Fine, it's you who's asking for punishment." "AAARGH!" ——————————————— "Vivian, even if my world was filled with beautiful cat girls and bunny girls, and every other kind of beast-kin, you'd still be the only one for me. Will you marry me?" "Yes!" ——————————————— "How much for the orange-haired beauty?" "She's not for sale." "How about for rent, then? How much for a night?" "She's not for rent, either." "Come on, you can't expect to walk in here with property like this and not share!" "Vivian, this man is annoying me. Please get rid of him." "Yes master!" "Hey, let go of me! How dare you lay a hand on a human! You can't just throw me out! Ouch!" CRASH.

Do you ever wonder what would happen if a normal man finally had the chance to indulge his deepest, wildest, most taboo desires in the real world? Ren Ling, our protagonist, gets that chance. Growing up with an obsessive attraction to milfs, Ren Ling's long-held wishes come to fruition when fate, in the form of Truck-kun, sends him into the cycle of reincarnation. He is reborn in a parallel world called "Nilhyme." Centuries ago, Heavenly trials ravaged this world, dragging its people into what seemed like heaven but was, in reality, a hellish realm filled with danger and monsters. In this world, Ren Ling awakens the Heavenly Hentai System, a gift from a fallen angel of heaven-an overpowered milf with breathtaking beauty and unmatched power. With her guidance, Ren Ling embarks on an unrestrained journey, fulfilling his wildest fantasies. He embraces roles like a student, village head, principal, masseur, doctor, teacher, and more, each position allowing him to indulge in his forbidden pleasures. But once he has explored every corner of human desire, Ren Ling's cravings extend beyond the human race, reaching out to otherworldly beings-vampires, succubi, zombies, foxes, bunnies, and many more...

Do you ever wonder what would happen if a normal man finally had the chance to indulge his deepest, wildest, most taboo desires in the real world? Ren Ling, our protagonist, gets that chance. Growing up with an obsessive attraction to milfs, Ren Ling's long-held wishes come to fruition when fate, in the form of Truck-kun, sends him into the cycle of reincarnation. He is reborn in a parallel world called "Nilhyme." Centuries ago, Heavenly trials ravaged this world, dragging its people into what seemed like heaven but was, in reality, a hellish realm filled with danger and monsters. In this world, Ren Ling awakens the Heavenly Hentai System, a gift from a fallen angel of heaven-an overpowered milf with breathtaking beauty and unmatched power. With her guidance, Ren Ling embarks on an unrestrained journey, fulfilling his wildest fantasies. He embraces roles like a student, village head, principal, masseur, doctor, teacher, and more, each position allowing him to indulge in his forbidden pleasures. But once he has explored every corner of human desire, Ren Ling's cravings extend beyond the human race, reaching out to otherworldly beings-vampires, succubi, zombies, foxes, bunnies, and many more...

[If you are looking for a slow romance, you can give it a check if not, you'll be disappointed] Aera, a young 28-year-old was about to make her dream debut by opening her own floral shop that could be shipped in and around. Nevertheless, things didn't go as she planned. One would say that transmigrating to a book sound like a fantasy, however to Aera, it became a nightmare when she woke up in an unknown world even when she hasn't died yet. With an unexpected turnout, her life was hanging by a thin thread. Aera was presented with an option-either she goes back to her world with her memory erased or enter the other world, and comes back with the memory intact to have her revenge. Never did she expect of choosing the worst villain of all. A character in a book where she killed the Empress and her unborn child. Worst, the male lead was reborn time after time with his memory intact. His grudge still hung on torturing the villainess. Even more worst, the ML was a split image of her long-time crush. ----- "Do you hate me that much?" As soon as the question was raised, a table lamp flew past through the said person, smashing against the wall behind him. "More than enough to kill you right now." The female figure responded with nothing but hatred and disgust in her tone. Her jewel eyes that glow under the dark never left her gaze on the other male person who was sitting on her opposite. ----- The male lead wasn't the only one Aera had to put a guard on but even other characters when one after the other began to make an appearance. The more the flow gets out of the plot the more twisted it gets. Her only goal was to survive so she could go back home.  P.S:- English is not my first language and I am weak in grammar. I'll be happy to receive either a critics or feedback or comments...^-^ Please do give it a read till chapter 3 or above to get the clear picture.

Weiwei is the first daughter of the Lu family, her mother died after giving birth to her. Her father married her 8 months pregnant stepmother a month after her mother's death. her elder step brother is older than her by 4 years. Neglected and left to fend for herself she became her own mother and father at a young age. Her fiancee left her for her sister, always being her sister's shadow she changed herself and decide to write her own destiny. Bai Ze City Z tyrant, no one dares to slander him. What will happen when the ice start to melt due to a certain innocent bunny.

A dark romance between a big bad wolf and his fluffy deaf Bunny. A very trilling romance with two people from different worlds. Crystal, a beautiful, smallish looking deaf girl, who never wanted anything too special in life, never dreamt too big or too high, never planned on getting married, having children or even dating so she won't be disappointed. She just wanted to run a flower shop and living a quiet life Silver, a very dangerous and handsome mafia boss that cares about nothing, not even his girlfriend. He is too ruthless in handling his business and heartless when it comes to traitors. This same man will unexpectedly fall in love with this beautiful deaf Bunny and become obsessed with her. What will happen when he comes in to destroy these well set plans she had set with the excuse of ‘ He Always Gets What He Want’? Will he eventually get the bunny or will she ignore his advances to walk into her life, bringing chaos along? Will the big bad wolf get his fluffy deaf Bunny?

Bree was a modern girl reborn into the world of shifters, as a bunny. This was obviously a cruel joke since she had died in her previous life by being mauled. In this new world, females were few due to the warlike environment. The different clans would constantly fight over land and resources. Females were considered the most valuable resource. If females refused to find at least two mates by the time they matured, they would be sold. You didn't want to be sold. Sold females were considered property and would get a mark of slavery on them. Because females were so expensive, they were usually bought by whole communities to be shared by unmated males. The mark of slavery prevented them from contracting a mate and therefor accumulating power and territory. You needed to create a strong home by contracting with powerful shifters. After contracting, they would receive your mark and become your champion. They would fight for your honor, use their magic ability for your benefit, and provide for you. In return, you were expected to produce eggs. Males could be the leader of a clan, but a female could take over large territories by contracting the strong clan leaders. After expanding her territory, a female would be considered nobility. The stronger their champions, the better their resources and territory. Larger area's typically had one queen female and her court made up of nobility. Every double full moon, they would fight for the honor to have their female enter the queen's court. At the end of the queen's reign, she could choose a new queen from her court. In the midst of all this, Bree discovered her own magic power, 'Otome Gamer.' While Bree is trying to fulfill her quests, and an ultimate goal that would change everything, a frightening darkness is spreading, and shifters start to dissappear. Along her journey, Bree makes friends and discovers that fated mates actually exist.

Story Background: This is a world where vampires and humans coexist, and the status of vampires and humans has been reversed. Character Settings: The female protagonist is Cynthia, a red-haired vampire girl. She is the offspring of a human and a vampire. As a result, she can enjoy sunbathing in the afternoon and taste delicious human snacks. With her fair skin and eternal youth, she has won numerous suitors. However, every full moon night, a violent aura will appear on her. The male protagonist is a silver-haired man. Although his specific identity and background are not described in detail in the story, he has a great attraction for Cynthia. Story Synopsis: Cynthia has no trouble dealing with the pursuit of numerous vampires and vampire hunters. And she has a love story full of fun and twists and turns with the silver-haired man. From their initial acquaintance, when Cynthia called herself "Little Bunny", to a series of light-hearted, humorous and slightly ambiguous interactions later, such as "Mr. Hu, you have a little bunny to sign for", their feelings gradually grew deeper during the bickering and playing around. Although Cynthia would be chained up by the silver-haired man, the chains were always loose. She would even tie herself up with ropes, pretending to be captured, and the silver-haired man would cooperate with her by untying the chains and setting her free. All these details reflect the unique affection between them.

Feng LiMei was sold to Kuang Fu's Black Sky Organization when her father couldn't pay his outstanding debt. She spent five years hating all of them, hiding behind an obedient facade, diligently following orders while learning how to become a top rated assassin. When she found the right moment to escape she didn't hesitate seizing the opportunity. Since she relocated to Pushong City all LiMei wants to do is lead a quiet life, eat well, work, sit around reading mangas. Her fate in Pushong City becomes entangled with three powerful men and a dangerous man she once called friend from her past. A quiet life? This little bunny will try her best...

Have you ever wondered how fate is a huge joke? - I mean it, like a literal clown trying to make people laugh at cold jokes that not many would understand.  Ivy Hui-Clover was told at a young age that she can live up to 25 years old. And the only way for her to survive is to find her Mr. Right and... - well that's for another time to continue.  "Is it wrong to want to sabotage my own blind date?" Ivy slurped her boba milk tea and focused intensely on chewing the pearls. As she savored the sweet flavor, her fraternal twin, Chloe answered her question. "What do you think?" Compared to her, Chloe had it easier when it came to looking for a partner.  "Then being a savage, it is." Ivy cupped her cheek, clearly in a good mood from having her favorite drink in her hands.  -- "Ivy went where?!" Selina's high pitched voice made her husband, Jason cover his ears. Rereading the note that Ivy had left behind, her left brow twitched unhappily. "Who told her Chloe was going there?! Nuh uh. No way! I need to send someone to get her back." She slammed the note against the table. At the same time, fate played a twist on Ivy.  After roaming around the unfamiliar mall, she finally purchased a new laptop for herself. Her clumsy friend destroyed her old one in the most peculiar way anyone can ever imagine. As she walked out of the store, she bumps into a young man, causing her swirled glasses to fall. The stranger gasped when he saw her face and she quickly took her glasses from his hands before heading off the opposite direction. Not long after, she found herself surrounded by guards in suits with a weapon in their blazer. "Don't move and follow us," the guard said. "Interesting," Ivy smirked at his challenge. -- "How did you get here?" His voice was so deep, causing ripples in her chest. It sent shivers down her spine, making her tighten her legs around his waist. Mark Williams was told that the girl he's been looking for might be found - his friend had run into her in front of the electronic store. However, she ran away like a frightened bunny. It was a game of tag at this point, and he had a time limit - to catch her before she leaves this mall. In the midst of looking for her, he found a girl flying towards his direction - yes, flying. He caught her, and one of her mustache swirled glasses lens fell off, revealing her energetically innocent puppy eyes. 'It's her' His heart beat against his chest rapidly. "I flew here." She replied. And this was the start of their twisted fate. What would happen when she learns about his profession and realizes he wasn't who she thought he was? Yet, it brought her such excitement as it dragged out her crazy fantasies from her private library of Mafia Romance books?

In a world where dungeons, gates, and towers dominate the land, unleashing monsters that threaten humanity, ordinary people awaken as Hunters to combat these horrors. Julie, an orphan struggling to provide for her twin sisters through countless jobs, finds her life forever changed when she awakens as a Hunter. While joy fills her heart at the chance for a better future, frustration soon follows when she discovers the strange and weird system tied to her awakening. Determined to rise above her circumstances, Julie embarks on a relentless Hunter's journey, ready to defy all odds and transform her sisters' lives for the better. [ WARNING:Mature and adult content ] futanari_yuri_harem

In the beautiful town of Birchwood, where myth and reality collide, African/American Robert Bassey’s life took a drastic turn. His father's gruesome murder at the hands (or paws) of the Easter Bunny set him on a perilous path. Now, as a private detective specializing in the supernatural, Rob wields mystical martial arts to battle monsters and unravel paranormal mysteries. With his quick wit, sharp instincts, and ancient wisdom, Rob protects Birchwood and the world from malevolent forces lurking in the shadows. Joined by his loyal friends, Rob navigates treacherous landscapes and alternate dimensions, confronting creatures you can only imagine. As Rob delves deeper into the mysteries of his father's death, he uncovers a world of magic, mythology, and forgotten histories. With each case, he edges closer to the truth about the universe and all of existence. The Supernatural Private Detective is a heartwarming and exciting story that combines: - Action-packed martial arts -Creative abilities and powers - Supernatural mystery and suspense - Humor, heart, and unexpected alliances To give you the best reading experience of your life. Step into this wonderful world I’ve created. Thank you.

Eleo an 8 year old bunny boy determined to become the strongest.As he sets of on a journey through a magical world. Along the way he well encounter strange creatures and unexpected allies

Bun is a experiment, a rabbit with extraordinary abilities~ and this bunny randomly found itself in.. a new world with a system As his guide.. "Little female you smell so sweet.." a big bear Bun just blinked his big eyes "Am a boy" "Little female your so soft~ and small" the big cat said as he hugged him "...ah I know" Bun replied blankly "Little rabbit your new mine" a arrogant bird said as he loomed over the little bunny "....oh" Bunbun blankly replied as he looked up at the bird ________warning mpreg

As a princess who could not wield magic, Princess Daphne’s only value to her kingdom was her arranged marriage. The task was simple, but when Daphne was kidnapped and brought to the cold mountains of Vramid, she realized that she was in over her head. She had heard of these cursed mountains before― rocky terrain, freezing temperatures, and the land was ruled by a man feared by many within the continent. King Atticus Heinvres, the blood-thirsty ruler of the North. Even though she had never met him before, tales were spread of King Atticus’s ruthlessness. Some said he was a monster, others claimed he was the devil himself, but whatever the story was, everyone knew of the man who had powers beyond anyone’s imagination. He could topple armies and crumble nations with just one wave of his hand, aided by what others rumored to be a cursed obsidian ring. No one outside of Vramid had ever met the fearsome king before. Not until Daphne. However, upon meeting the formidable man, Daphne found out that the king might not really be the monster others had claimed him to be. In fact, what was hidden under that obsidian shield could just be a diamond in the rough. ― [Excerpt] “Now… where should I put you both?” he asked casually, not expecting a reply. “It’s regretful that I only have one chandelier.” “Underneath my bed? No, no, too dirty. My dust bunnies don’t deserve this,” Atticus mused to himself. “The mantlepiece? How about the vanity table? I suppose if I lop off one of your heads I could mount it over… Wife, which head do you want to stare at while you do your hair?” “Atticus!” Daphne screamed. “I don’t want any heads! Let them go.” “Fair enough.” Atticus shrugged, and flicked his fingers. There were two identical cracks as both necks snapped at once. Daphne gasped, horrified. This man, her husband, had just killed two men with a flick of his finger, as though he was snuffing out candles. “I told you to let them go!” Daphne cried out. “Yes, I let them go,” Atticus said. Then, his eyes darkened. “To receive divine judgment from the heavens.” ― Discord Server: https://discord.gg/7HAMK2bRYU Spin-off/Prequel: The Hidden King's Stolen Wife (WIP)

Elysia after her family loses everything and she ends up the last of her family. she is on a mission to restore piece reclaim the eight kingdoms once ruled by her family, and get revenge on Jezebelle the witch who killed her family. Though she also ends up in a mix of relationships and faces hardships among the way, she is also not the only one as many royals want to rule and become king or queen of the eight kingdoms.

When my daughter was young she owned many stuffed animals, two of them were her favorites, one named Sunshine Bunny and another named Pink Bunny. This is a collection of stories about Floppy Ears that I started writing for her when she was about 3 years old. The originals had hand drawn pictures as well. Each story is short and simple, hopefully with a positive or fun message. It allowed me to read her one or two before bed in the evening. Many of the ideas came from the things she would do and say with her own stuffed animals. Some of these are the original stories without the pictures which were written over 20 years ago, some are newer that I added just for fun. This collection my not fit in any of the categories but if you have a kid, they might enjoy listening to them. The idea is to get them thinking, whether it is about a word they don't understand or how they would handle the situation. Have fun with it.

A boy by the name of kei who with his classmates were chosen by the gods to save world of the god creation who have been exile by his the first group of hero sent from earth his people and gods for suspect of using his magic to create evil now 300 years later after the first group of hero was chosen now the descendants of them hero's are brought here to help fight against the Lucifer and the demon king one day while traveling through the lair of the god of creation kei is took hostage and threatened to be killed if the most beautiful person in their group don't come with them to be sold through the slave Auction in 6 months Izumi the love of kei life and thus vice versa step up and to be token after they took izumi kei who trieS to go save Izumi is pushed down to 70 floor lair by all his classmates now determined to survive save Izumi and get revenge turns to a killing merciless machine willing to kill anyone without hesitation only love left in his heart for Izumi the story follows kei as he tries to reach his goal to save Izumi and get revenge before going back home along the way he meet Mia 3,000 year old demon girl who sealed away because of her great strength and a masochistic pervert exile angel and a devilish bunny boy who only nice to kei as he go on his to save Izumi and go home

A boy by the name of kei who with his classmates were chosen by the gods to save world of the god creation who have been exile by his the first group of hero sent from earth his people and gods for suspect of using his magic to create evil now 300 years later after the first group of hero was chosen now the descendants of them hero's are brought here to help fight against the Lucifer and the demon king one day while traveling through the lair of the god of creation kei is took hostage and threatened to be killed if the most beautiful person in their group don't come with them to be sold through the slave Auction in 6 months Izumi the love of kei life and thus vice versa step up and to be token after they took izumi kei who trieS to go save Izumi is pushed down to 70 floor lair by all his classmates now determined to survive save Izumi and get revenge turns to a killing merciless machine willing to kill anyone without hesitation only love left in his heart for Izumi the story follows kei as he tries to reach his goal to save Izumi and get revenge before going back home along the way he meet Mia 3,000 year old demon girl who sealed away because of her great strength and a masochistic pervert exile angel and a devilish bunny boy who only nice to kei as he go on his to save Izumi and go home

As she felt rejected and unwanted, The little lady, choose to wander of alone, as her teddy bunny her only companion, traveling a world and filling in her curiosity, about the beauty of the other realms that she will venture to. "I, one day, will find a place that I will feel safe, and accepted"

Separated from the beloved Moon Goddess Chang'er, Tuzi the former-bunny turned divine lady, is violently thrown from the Realm of Gods into the Mortal Realm. Can Moon stay focused long enough to solve the mystery of who stole her beloved Tuzi, with the too-handsome-for-his-own-good, God of Sky distracting her at every clue's reveal? Why did the Sky God’s best soldier Atlas dive into the Mortal Realm after Tuzi? Will Tuzi be able to guard her heart against this dashing soldier? Why are so many alpha gods suddenly so interested in her business? And why are mosquitos the absolute worst…? Solve the mystery of the Moon Goddess’s stolen lady, in this romantic, funny and action-packed spin on the legend of Chang'er and her white bunny. Bet you can't figure out who did it! [Novel images are AI generated] ******************** [Excerpt from Novel] The Goddess remembered that day clearly. As she floated in the sky near the cold doors of death, she shivered. She had lost too much blood. The pain was overtaking her senses. She knew she was dying. She hugged the rabbit in her arms even tighter, not wanting to drop her loyal friend. How the Goddess had wished she could see her loved one, just one last time, she thought sadly. The cold began to invade every part of her body, spreading itself like sharp frost through her bones. She had not thought that she would die feeling so lonely and scared. She choked back a sob. She wasn't sure if her eyes were becoming hazy and blurry from her tears or from her consciousness slipping away... "You're safe now... I will never let anything bad happen to you..." "Thank you..." she whispered gratefully. When the Goddess finally awakened, she was home within her palace in the Realm of Gods. She sat up slowly in her bed assessing her surroundings. Sunlight shone through the grand windows onto freshly cut flowers on the bedside table. She could hear the song birds serenading the world outside. The air smelled like a mix of vanilla and honey. Nothing was out of place here. She was wearing a light nightgown. She lifted the hem of it so she could take a look at her body. Her light skin was smooth and glowing. There were no injuries at all. For a moment, she wondered if her time on Earth as Queen Chang’er was nothing but a dream. She took a deep breath when she felt something moving under the blanket. Curious, she lifted back the covers and gazed into the face of the little rabbit who had been her companion through it all. The Goddess’s eyes became wet with tears as she lifted the rabbit up onto her lap. She couldn’t believe that the little bunny survived the journey to the Realm of Gods. “Was it you who saved me…?” The rabbit rubbed its furry face against her hands, wiggling her little cotton tail, happy that her master had finally awakened from her long slumber. “You silly one…” The Goddess touched her finger against the rabbit’s nose, which caused it to twitch slightly. “For your kindness,” she said gently, “I will repay you, my little Tuzi.” The Goddess worked her magic and changed Tuzi’s form into a human. Forever her companion and friend. The legend of Chang’er goes, that she became the Moon Goddess in the heavens, accompanied by her loyal white rabbit. Sometimes, if one stares long enough at the Moon, they can see the rabbit shift into a human.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Wolfe and Bunny follows the enchanting, often hilarious journey of Wolfe, the stoic planner, and Bunny, the free-spirited dreamer, as they travel the world together. Each chapter whisks them to a new destination where they navigate cultural quirks, unexpected detours, and the ups and downs of their relationship. From bustling Tokyo markets to the haunting beauty of the Scottish Highlands, Wolfe and Bunny’s adventures capture the magic of love, curiosity, and the art of embracing life’s unpredictable moments. Together, they discover that every adventure reveals more about the world—and each other.

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I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

Out of this world stories from a team of no so common team of unexpected characters and their humble ways to change the world; their own way, their own pace. No way they woul hide their face, but for sure; bringing up their humbleness and easy going way of solving everyday problems that this nowadays always never really cared way of life on this world…. And this life…. Check it out- you might find yourself here… Making a better world One Step At A Time….

When fate decides to bring two souls who are worlds apart together, who can stop it? Yoon-hee is a caterer with a 5year old son, and Ji-hoon is a business tycoon with millions of dollars and assets. "I love you, accept my proposal and we will deal with all the scumbags who dare to annoy you" Yoon-hee"........."

Mu Liang traveled to a parallel world of apocalypse, this world has become a wasteland, the cultivation, the rain are sour, and the sky is scattered with dust. Mu Liang was rescued by a mutant rabbit ear i mother, and he was bound to the trainer system at the same time. Tame a tortoise, and evolve infinitely to the sacred beast Xuanwu, with a back width of more than ten thousand miles, with mountains and flowing water, and black and fertile soil… just to build a home on the back. Tame a small tree sapling and evolve into a world tree, block the gale and acid rain, purify the air, and reappear the blue sky and white clouds. Tame a military ant, who dares to provoke me? Marching ants, like a sandstorm, left a pile of dead bones wherever they swept. Tame a bunny ears mother, and then get entangled? ? ? One year later, give a small rabbit ears.

Anika loved her husband for a long time, but he broke her into millions of pieces with his promiscuous lifestyle. Levi would return home late and often sleep out, leaving his wife alone in their vast mansion. He never thought she would divorce him, given how she had always loved him, but unfortunately, she did. She broke her last vow to him and left his life before he knew it. That was when it dawned on Levi, that he had lost a precious jewel. "Please, I want you back, Anika," Levi begged desperately, on his knees. "I'm sorry, Levi, but you've lost me!" Will he be able to win her back? And what happens when the truth Anika has been trying to hide comes out in the open?

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh