Draco And Hermione Stuck In A Closet

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

This is a story of a scoundrel's rebirth. There are sleazy and sinister elements here, as well as boiling blood; There are beautiful women chasing after here, and there are those who persistently pursue; Everything you can think of and everything you can't imagine

Here is Felen. In this world, myriad intelligent races nurture the tree of life, with humans merely on the ascent. Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Demi-Humans, Sea Elves, Merfolk—all inhabit their secluded island cities, while the wilderness teems with settlements of Goblins, Hobgoblins, Orcs, Jackalweres, Gnolls, and diverse Monster Tribes. Each intelligent race meticulously tends to their affairs for survival and the perpetuation of their kind. From the Fairy Wilderness to the Shadow Plane, the Ether Plane, and the Starry Realm—countless planes entwine with the Material Plane, blending seamlessly. In their God Kingdoms, the Gods scheme and vie for worship, manipulating all beings as pawns in their cosmic game. Within the depths of the Hell Abyss, devils and demons whisper, lusting after mortal souls. An ancient evil lies dormant, awaiting the world's descent into another cycle of chaos. The echoes of the Giant Empire still resonate across this ancient land. The colossal shadows of Giant Dragons still darken the skies of this realm. Gaven, the Legendary Warrior reborn, assumes the mantle of Fate Reshaper, threading through the fissures of destiny. With his prophetic foresight, he charts a careful and strategic path, shaping a future of his own making and averting impending tragedy. Gaven embarks on an unorthodox journey of magic farming—Gnolls mine for him, Fairies tend his fields, and Giants lead his charges. For indeed, Magic Farming is the true road to supremacy. ... In this Lord's tale of Magic Farming, the narrative may unfold slowly, so please extend a measure of patience and support. Preparation is extensive, with a swift writing pace, ample drafts in reserve, and an unwavering commitment to integrity.

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/13n60zXQcynNo8GmucdeyRPXcbJE5lZsO 

Synopsis: Noa Aizawa as a frustrated junior crew member at a TV station, she spends her days with a sketchbook where she pours out all her longing to draw her dream guy, Ren Kurosawa Until one day, A ray of light from her sketchbook emerges from a scribbled pencil line and suddenly a man crawls out of the page. This man calls himself Reno, wears a half-buttoned shirt, speaks like an anime reject and insists that he is here to "help her find true love." What happens next is a messy romance

Z was a deadly assassin, feared in the underworld. On what was supposed to be a routine mission with his best friend, he was betrayed and killed. But death wasn't the end. He woke up in a new body—that of Axel, a delicate, fame-showered member of a popular boy band. And to make matters worse, Axel was what most would call a twink. Just when Z thought things couldn’t get stranger, he discovered that the leader of the boy band, Jayvaughn, was none other than the infamous soldier even the most ruthless criminals feared. Z tried to keep his distance, planning to quietly live out this bizarre new life. But there was one problem: Axel’s overwhelming feelings for Jayvaughn. Every time Z tried to ignore him, the emotional pull nearly knocked his soul out of alignment. Jayvaughn had never paid Axel much attention—until now. After Axel’s sudden personality shift, Jayvaughn found himself curious… then intrigued… then dangerously close to falling. Now Z finds himself caught between surviving in this new life and resisting the pull toward the one man he’s supposed to avoid at all costs.

I was bitter when I wrote my first novel. It became a bestseller in its genre, not because readers loved it but because they hated it. The story was about a guy who had every advantage known to man, but would still lose no matter what. I don't know why someone would read crap like that but many did, perhaps in hopes that it'll have a happy ending. Spoiler alert: It didn't. And someone killed me for it. I, who didn't know any better, thought that was it, and now I would go to the afterlife, most likely hell. Instead, I found myself in the body of my story's hero: A hero doomed to all hell. —————— Hey, DrAGOn here! Just wanted to say thank you for reading so far. I will be uploading daily; the chapter length is approximately 1.3k words, and it will grow in size over time. The first chapters, the first 10 or so, are somewhat of an information dump. Sorry about that, but I am not very experienced. It gets better after I swear!

All Xenia wanted was a diploma, a perfect cap-and-gown photo, and maybe a few tears from her professors. But just after the shutter clicked—splat—blood on her face, and the dean turned into a zombie. So much for becoming a teacher. Now, instead of lesson plans, she’s dodging corpses and getting side-eyed by a team of grizzled survivors who think she’s useless. She can’t fight, she cries under pressure, and her idea of combat training was walking fast through campus when the lights flickered. But Xenia refuses to be a liability. Armed with nothing but textbooks, sarcasm, and a survival streak powered by sheer spite, she reinvents her role: the strategist, the planner, the brainiac behind the brawn. She’ll decode the outbreak, fortify hideouts, and maybe—just maybe—make apocalypse life slightly less awful. She didn’t train for this. She didn’t want this. But if knowledge is power? Then Xenia’s about to turn her GPA into a weaponized survival plan.

The year is 5244, and humanity has been on pause. Despite centuries of technological advancements, society has stagnated, glued to their phones. Knowledge, ambition, and human connection have crumbled. SOB442 a 12 year old.Is different. A self-proclaimed genius in a sea of mindless phone addicts, he feels like the last person alive who craves something more—knowledge, purpose, meaning. In a world where even his family barely looks up from their devices, SOB442’s only friend is TFR100, a friend so absorbed in tech he barely knows how to speak.But everything changes the day they stumble upon a mysterious object in TFR’s basement: a “slab” unlike anything they’ve ever seen. Made of leather and filled with strange, thin sheets—paper—it carries a title: The Adventures of Shawn and Tucker. To SOB442, it’s not just a curiosity; it’s a relic from a forgotten era, a key to uncovering humanity’s lost history. Determined to uncover the truth behind the slab, SOB442 embarks on a quest to learn what the book holds and why it was buried in a world that’s forgotten how to read. Along the way, he’ll face resistance from a society that sees no value in the past, a government that thrives on ignorance, and his own doubts about whether one kid can reignite the spark of human curiosity. In a world where everyone is online, can one boy reconnect humanity to the stories that made it human?

Ryusei Okkotsu, a shy and overthinking 16-year-old girl, wakes up to a startling reality: she's been reincarnated into the world of Highschool DxD. Armed with a system, Ryusei is thrust into a world of devils, fallen angels, angels-one where death can lurk around every corner.

Carmela was reborn and sent back to 18 years ago. Getting a second chance at life, she works hard to turn things around, turn the tide and make her regrets becomes part of history. What will her life be like the second time around? What will she have to overcome? Will she succeed in turning her failures into success and become the person she wants to be?

Draco, Harry, Lupin… incluso Voldemort, todos caen rendidos ante la hija de Snape, una Slytherin tan fría como encantadora. Astoria arde de celos, mientras el deseo, la rivalidad y el peligro se apoderan de Hogwarts. ¿Quién conquistará su corazón? Solo uno logrará tocar su alma... pero el precio podría ser demasiado alto.

> Mature content. Contains intense scenes not suitable for readers under 18. The world ended. His wife betrayed him. Now he’s stuck on a tropical island... with twelve beautiful women—and a deadly secret beneath the sand. Jude thought escaping the zombie apocalypse on a cruise ship was salvation. He was wrong. After a cruel twist of fate leaves him stranded and betrayed, he wakes up on an island that seems like paradise—but the truth is far more dangerous. He’s not alone. Twelve mysterious women. No way out. And the undead? They're not the only threat hunting him. Will Jude survive the secrets of the island… or become part of them?

[Mature and Taboo Contents!] James Trevills, a man who rose to global prominence by seducing and ultimately ruining countless women, found his carefully constructed empire of wealth and notoriety undone by the same women. Yet, his end was merely a new beginning. Reborn as an infant named Harold in a vibrant world brimming with magic, he starts really well! A hot caring mother! A lovely overprotective big sister! A new life! This unexpected second chance won't temper his ruthless ambition. Though now a mere babe, Harold intends to ascend to the pinnacle of this new world, determined to forge his own Harem Empire. His greatest asset? The unlimited Assimilation Skill, enabling him to perfectly master any talent or ability simply by observing and practicing it. James Trevills had fallen but Harold Eindoral woke up.

Notice: This story contains R18+ themes, including violence, sensual and sexual content, blood-related addiction, and dark psychological elements. Reader discretion advised. I died in a library, crushed under centuries of forgotten knowledge. Fitting. Now I’ve woken up in a coffin, starving, undead, and very much not human. They call me a Fledgling—a bottom-feeder vampire barely above a ghoul. I’m weak, hunted, and tethered to a world straight out of a cursed tabletop campaign. It’s a classic fantasy realm—elves, knights, guilds, and dungeons—but twisted by a dark, rotting magic. The moon shines red, the gods are silent, and every town smells like fear. To make matters worse, I’ve been bound to a LitRPG system called the Blood Codex. Level up by draining blood. Unlock skills by embracing your monstrous nature. Resist Corruption... or don’t. There's no prophecy. No chosen one nonsense. No noble title. Just fangs, rot, and whatever I can steal, trick, or kill to survive. But the deeper I sink into this world’s underbelly, the more I realize something is watching me through the system. The rules are breaking. Dungeon bosses are going mad. Entire towns are disappearing. And I think I’m supposed to fix it… or maybe finish the job.

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Once a peasant, now a princess, Visna should be living a dream—but she’s trapped in a nightmare. Every day ends with her murder at the hands of nobles or even her own in-laws. Every morning, she wakes up to live it again. Caught in a time loop she can't escape, Visna must uncover the truth behind her curse before the day resets for the last time. Survival isn’t enough. She has to break the cycle—no matter the cost.

In a world where kingdoms rise and fall on loyalty and power, A princess always stands carried tje weight of her kingdom with pride-fierce, determined and selfless, and unshakably devoted by her people. When her homeland faces the rising thread of a powerful Koch Dynasty, she sets out to seek help from an unlikely ally-Prince arnold, a newly crowned ruler of a powerful neighboring kingdom. Though Arnold offers her his aid without conditions- a letter left behind by his late father suggest a union between them: a proposal of marriage between their children. Caught in a strom of politics, war and growing emotions, Ariana must navigate her kingdom or will it cost her heart? With was looming and loyalties tested, she faces the greatest decision of her life. A princess, a deal and a promise is a tale of love legacy and the powerful bonds between hearts and nations. Though romance, battle, and unbreakable friendship and understandings, this story provesthat sometimes, the greatest strength lies in promise made-and kept.

Jiseo is a Blasian, half Nigerian and half Korean moves to Korea and get into the most prestigious school in Seoul that only the rich can afford, the only way you can get in is if you passed the scholarship exam which is very difficult or you get in on honor. Ji Seo gets into the school on scholarship but unluckily for her, the students in that school looks down on the students who got in by scholarship or by honor. She decided to keep her head low in order for her secret to be intact but it's very difficult keeping her head low when she's the only black girl in the whole school, and she keeps getting in trouble with the big three in the school; Kim Min Ho, Min Taemin, and Kim Min Ho's fiancé, Jeon Arin. *****Original work******* This novel is only available here and not in any other novel app or site.

tells the tale of Khalid, a young man born with one arm and one leg in a small desert village. Despite his physical limitations, Khalid strives to support his mother and help his fellow villagers. When their peaceful existence is shattered by a group of traders and their ruthless guards, Khalid finds himself in the midst of chaos and violence. Forced to leave his home, Khalid embarks on a journey where he must confront his limitations and face challenges head-on.

Synopsis: In a city trying to solve a housing crisis in the most questionable way possible, a new government policy offers subsidized apartments to young "couples"—with one bizarre catch: they must live together for at least three months. Noa Aizawa and Ren Kurosawa? They signed up as a joke. Not dating. Not even close. But somehow, they get approved... and now they’re sharing a one-bedroom apartment with one queen-sized bed, a stack of awkward rules, and absolutely no plan for how to survive the chaos.

Kite normal hardworking college student who take care of his family become friends with Hinaya and Joshua who are rich whom which he cannot imagine being friends now they had feelings for him what he gonnna do now ? will he reject both of them? will choose one of them? or something else will happen..............

Description: Love. Lies. And a shadow that watches her every move. When Ahaan Shaikh, an elite undercover spy, is wounded on a secret mission, he lands in the hospital of Dr. Mahi Shaikh — the woman he once loved and abandoned, using a false identity. She doesn't know who he truly is. He doesn't know that she's the next target. And neither of them know... that someone else is watching. Someone who loves Mahi with a dark obsession. Someone who believes she belongs to him, not Ahaan. Someone who will do anything to claim her. As Ahaan fights to protect Mahi from a faceless enemy, he's given an impossible order: Kill the woman he loves… or be killed. He refuses. So they send someone else. Mishri — a deadly operative with her own secret: She’s been in love with Ahaan for years… and she’ll destroy Mahi to have him. Caught between a lover who lies to protect her, a woman who wants her dead, and a man in the shadows who’s falling deeper into madness — Mahi must survive a game she never agreed to play. "A Spy and a Scalpel" is a romantic thriller packed with obsession, betrayal, and secrets sharp enough to cut. He fell first. She fell harder. But someone else… is willing to bleed for her.

Dragon ball fan dies…but he gets a second chance and tries not to die a second time

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss. "Where am I?" [Spawning Dungeon Champion] "Huh?" With only a single notice, he now housed an unfamiliar body in a dark broody dungeon being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter? Or will he perhaps... do something else entirely? Warning and potential spoiler Due to the nature of the novel the MC will be switching between bodies. That's why the status window was made the way it was. If that's not your thing you might want to skip this one. The progress is not reset though. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vrwdkurhaA

“She was born to rule empires. He was born to burn them down—especially hers.” Valeria De Luca is a walking sin in stilettos—heiress to the most feared mafia dynasty in Europe. With a tongue sharper than her stilettos and a body men would kill to worship, she plays by her own rules. No man commands her. No one dares try. Until Cassian Blackwell—a ruthless billionaire CEO with a sexy complex and a taste for dangerous women. When fate shoves them into a blood-bound marriage contract, the battlefield turns into a bedroom. He wants to tame her. She wants to destroy him. But obsession is a cruel game—and one kiss might just cost them their crowns. Power. Lust. Betrayal. In this war of seduction, the loser begs to be claimed. ---

[ Book is on hold, the author lost the draft and planning because of a car accident ] Young and talented witch Xiao wants to kill herself to escape a future arranged marriage, so she offers herself as a sacrifice to a demon. The charming demon gives her a counter offer: release him from his prison, and he'll make all her dreams come true. Any sane person would not make a deal with a demon, but Xiao is not sane, and the Demon Trix is in this for the long run. As the years went by, Xiao grew to be the strongest magic user in the kingdom, and she started to see the demon as more than just a mentor. Meanwhile, time traveller Prince Alexander is trying to save the love of his life from death and his best friend Xiao from falling into the hands of a demon. Said love of his love is also stuck in a time loop.

Here i was thinking i could pay off my rent and live peacefully this summer, but no, nope, never. Even Gods are not wanting that.

After the fallen angel Lucifer gives an order to one of his generals Astrea to gather up her troops in order to prepare for war with heaven; She was suddenly transported out of hell by her friend and to the realm where humankind to save her from an angel who was ordered by God to take out all of Lucifer's generals. Now stuck in the human realm, she must now try her best to defend herself from all of the angels that attempt to hunt her down as she tries to find a way back home.