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Mario Bros Pulp

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]
Shade_Arjuun · 2.1M Views

Lord Summoner's Freedom Philosophy: Grimoire of Love

Summoning. One of the rarest type of magician exist in the world. Who would able to underestimate summoning and ordering a mighty pheonix, or summoning an invincible dragon? Of course, none. To master the path of summoning, only those born with an innate talent and strive to learn the path of summoning magic might be capable of achieving and master the powerful magic. But not for Lyan Arcanium Evocatore. After succeeding defeating his lifetime quest of saving the human world by offering his life, the great incubus's wish of living freely got granted and he wakes up at a parallel world with 8 powerful spirits contracted with him and a summoning grimoire. [The gods have granted you the Grimoire of Summoning: Creatures of Love] [You're capable of obtaining the summonable monsters by having affectionate intercourse with your romantic interests] [The Grimoire is chosen in consideration of the host's former occupation as an incubus] "Intercourse!?" But not only the grimoire, The other problem is... -You are? -Whoa... What with this weakling? -It seems that you're my master, nice to meet you -So you're the forementioned servant, huh!? -B-Big bro! Y-You're the summoner! -........ -Boy, you look delicious -Um... Where exactly are we? "How should I know!? And why the hell should I sleep with women in order to get my summonable monsters!?!?" Follow the summoner Lyan as he collect monsters, get dragged into different kinds of war, became the greatest feudal lord, battling the goblin king, facing the dragon tribe, and opposing the evil god followers! One of the King of Kings Series ______________________________________ Join the discord server for discussions, announcements, and characters illustrations ---> https://discord.gg/v872fq3s5h
Arkalphaze · 1.3M Views

Young Master's PoV: Woke Up As A Villain In A Game One Day

"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep.
The_One_Who_Was · 203.9K Views

Deathless humanity (bl, qt)

When Snow, a system, gets an update out of nowhere, Shu XinYi who has been trapped as a connon fodder was finally free. Well he still had to play cannon fodder but this time he could actually do what he wanted. Slap some faces? Sure. Become better then the protagonist? Sure? Make love to that CEO? SURE. Bring salvation to all humans trapped inside these virtual worlds? Well he can try. Shu XinYi was not alone on his journey, a being that was "Unidentifiable" accompanied him in all these worlds trying to combat multiple bosses together. Why these worlds existed? Who was that unidentifiable being? What were the circumstances of his existences? Shu XinYi could only figure out through time. This novel is a work of fiction. Warnings are given at all necessary points. Support me on: patreon.com/Snowblade_08 World or Level 1 Deathless humanity 1. Basketball career is all about sponsorship, love and jealousy. 2. Women can be dangerous, business women can be even more dangerous. 3. A painter can't murder they can only love their camera guy, trust me twin bro. Level 2 Interstellar ruins 4. Pheonix eyes are properties of not just the pheonix, well that too. 5. Being killed by a rabbit is not that bad, will they step on me too? Or they can be my wife. 6. Twin brother again? I won't give you my lab's professional bunny. Level 3 Power ascension 7. Master only uses the sword of his 2nd disciple, maybe Master really has favorites. 8. A university student can become the most wanted man, Oh, what have the young generation come to. 9. Hello, I am God. Hello, Mister God, I am hacker. Level 4 Mythic doom 10. Today the stars read, a mine manager will become a mine owner, nepotism. 11. The dancing prince becomes a waterwide sensation. 12. Being a mage doesn't nearly pay enough Memory stones: the past of ruins 1.Humans are pathetic 2.I must get along with humans 3.I don't like involving with humans 4.I like this human 5. Humans deserve peace 6. Humanity remains deathless
Snowblade_08 · 365.2K Views

ALL MY WIVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ELVES

*WARNING!!!* EXTREME LEVELS OF CULTURE!! *Lemons? - In excess!!!* *V's? - Of course yes!!* *Plot? - Divine!! [Stop right here cultured bros and sis. Hope you are skillful with holding your phone in one hand? Because I bet ya, you'll need to, lol]... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Put some pants on, your d**k is staring at me" the lady in white heavenly transparent attire said to Alex. Alex looked around trying to figure out if truly this was heaven and if he had died. He wasn't all too sad about it because at the end, if heaven had naked women walking around, then it did live up to the hype. "You are dead but it's a bit complicated. You see, I know a way you can go back, but I can't guarantee you'd get what you want. Do you want to go through with being reborn?" The lady with the alluring body said to Alex. With every word escaping her kissable lips, Alex listened with keen attention. Of course he would, for all he knew, he was basically staring at a god's pussy. That alone had beat all the accomplishments of his life time. "Yes, I'll do it," Alex agreed to being a subject of the lady's experiment knowing fully well it could be the end of him. ****** Alex Riley, a man in his late thirties whose life changed into a nightmare when he caught his wife cheating with his boss. Frustrated, Alex left his apartment but little did he know he was living his life behind as a terrible accident occurred that lead to his boss and wife dying. Alex is pinned down for the death of the two. Alex now having spent about a lifetime in prison finally decides to give into the charms of his prison Warden, Brenda. Brenda had chased Alex for years but finally, she got hold of him. Now engaged in the act with Brenda or as he was about to, Alex discovered Brenda might be too much for him. Alex died a pitiful and ridiculous death. His whole life ended in a flash as he found himself drifting away from Brenda's unrestrained bouncing on him. But second chance awaits Alex and he looks to make good use of it. Now reborn in a new world, Alex finds himself starting over. A new start..a very very different world from the one he knew before. However, Alex runs into the impossible; Alex finds himself in a squabble with a god, the lust god. And of course Alex was defeated but not just that. The lust got made Alex his herald. Now blessed with a system by the lust god, Alex is tasked with the heavy burden of collecting wives. #No Yuri #No NTR *WARNING!!!* THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN R18 SCENES, VULGAR WORLDS, SOME INSTANCES OF ABUSE AND A WHOLE LOT. IF THIS IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU AVOID IT. OTHERWISE, ENJOY!!!... Join the discord ... https://discord.gg/HK2h8R9skE Ig profile and link : @darkknight4266. https://instagram.com/darkknight4266?igshid=YWYwM2I1ZDdmOQ== NOTE :Not my cover...will.gladly take it down if owner wants
Dark_knight234 · 1.6M Views

God of Horrors

Amidst the raging storm outside - bang, crack, rumble - a young boy named Kurt was sound asleep under the sturdy roof of the local school. Despite the chaos outside, the raindrops tapping against the window panes created a soothing atmosphere, and Kurt snuggled deeper into his warm blankets. Little did Kurt know, the storm outside was just the beginning of an extraordinary adventure that would take him on a remarkable journey. Meanwhile, two beings were flying through the storm at the speed of light, in pursuit of a shard that held immense power - power so immense that it could destroy the multiverse. They had been searching for the shard for centuries and would stop at nothing to retrieve it. Suddenly, the shard entered Kurt's body, giving him the shock of his life. He felt a jolt of energy surge through him, and he sat up on the chair, gasping for air. His heart was pounding in his chest, and he couldn't believe what had just happened. The sudden movement caught the attention of the class, causing everyone to look in his direction. The teacher, Mrs. Allen, asked him to stop distracting the class. Kurt apologized and tried to compose himself, but his best friend Mark noticed that something was wrong. "Bro, what was that? You sounded as if you had a heart attack," said Mark, concerned. "It's nothing, Mark. I just had a nightmare," said Kurt, hoping to brush off the strange sensation he had just experienced. "At least don't fall asleep before Mrs. Allen catches you," said Mark with a serious face, reminding Kurt of the strict rules in the classroom. "Okay Mom", said Kurt with a funny face Deep in his thoughts, he feels a strange energy moving through its vein, Focusing that energy surprising him again a game-like system [Congratulations host on obtaining the Nightmare creation system] [Accessing host bio] [Statue] [Name: Kurt Jackson] [Race:Human] [Age: 16] [Health: 10/10- lifespan for 70 years] [Mana:null] [Body(strength, agility, dexterity etc.): 5 ] average human [Intelligent: 6] [Wisdom:3] [Nightmare point:0] Huh!!!!!!
Nightmare_deity · 1.1K Views

The crescents moon

Vampire world .............in a very dark planet with no trace of light, in an outskirt of the planet there stood no structure except a highly guarded cave and seen sneaking into the cave while mumbling to himself was a young vampire who has an apperance of a teen. "Weak ptff, I will show them who is weak you know bro no one ever called me weak when we were a duo" ellan said Now inside the cave he used his nail to give himself a cut on the palm of his hands allowing his blood to drop on the spherical shaped platform and took several steps back Moments later his father came running in, "Stop I wont allow you to do this" his father said pushing him away from the pillar and pinning him to the wall with his hands on his throat. You have no idea what you are unleashing!!!! His father yelled tighten his grip Struggling to speak ellan said "actually I do,a brother" "Correction adopted besides releasing him now he will be mentally unstable" his father said "Then take him to her...."ellan said but his father knowing what he was about to say tighted his grip on her "She died!!! and even if she has reincarnated she will be a human on earth and it against the law to leave the vampire settlement without permission there will be consequences" his father said. "Unluckily for them neither Dylan nor I abide by the law" he said smiling.then his father heard a noise loosening his grip on his son throat and turning around to take a look at the location of the noise he saw an empty open coffin. but ellan took the opportunity to run after Dylan. "The alarm went off then I came here as quickly as I could what happened here?" the prison guard said bringing him back to reality "Oh no what have you done" he muttered silently ...............
Reed_Chiemelie · 5.3K Views

Bastard prince chronicles

A fat otaku got transmigrated to his favorite novel. But, I shall deny this being a novel where protagonist transmigrates. Why? Well, maybe cause he was killed again. This time though, by Azrath Bloodfallen, who found a book beside his dead body once he killed him. To his surprise, he later finds that this book wasn't a normal book, but a book that tells the future. However, the very next day, the book disappeared. Good news? He read some of it. Bad news? Bro didn't read all of it. He knew, something from reading how much he did though, he was a bastard prince born from the queen's affair. And, like many other bastard princes in history, he was about to be killed when the king found out he was not his child. Now, it was upto him to save himself from his upcoming death. So, how can one 10 year old boy save himself from death that was coming for him in less than a decade and eventually become the man that stands at the top of the world? Will anything he do be able to save himself from his death? Well, I don't want to spoil the story for you. So, that's for him and me to know and you to find out. .... So, I'm a simple man. No netorare. No Rape. No incest, at least with his mother. With sisters or not, that shall be left to the reader's demand. Harem with the members each getting enough attention and personality. Maybe, netori. Again, reader's demand. ....... So, what are you waiting for? Start reading. No, wait. don't waste your time. This is dropped.
slightly_psychotic · 16.1K Views
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