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In a world where every individual awakens with a class at sixteen, Arlan, an orphan from the grimy alleyways of Duskhaven, dreams of a better life. However, when his awakening reveals the forbidden and feared class of Necromancer, his dreams quickly turn into a carefully guarded secret. Arlan isn't your typical necromancer raising hordes of undead; instead, he finds himself bonded to Bones, a quirky skeletal rat who quickly becomes his unlikely companion. Together, they navigate the perilous life of adventurers, joining a rookie adventuring party while desperately concealing Arlan's dark powers. As they delve into dangerous dungeons teeming with monsters, hidden treasures, and deadly rivals, Arlan must carefully balance his necromantic abilities, all the while convincing his skeptical party members that he's just another summoner with an unusual familiar. The stakes rise when Cedric, a righteous paladin prodigy, joins their group. Ever vigilant against the dark arts, Cedric's suspicions threaten to expose Arlan’s secret at every turn. Amid thrilling battles, humorous mishaps, and heartfelt friendships, Arlan struggles with his growing powers and morality, learning the true meaning of strength, loyalty, and courage. A Slightly Undead Adventure is an exhilarating journey filled with humor, heart, and heroics, perfect for fans of fantasy who enjoy watching an underdog navigate the complexities of friendship, secrecy, and discovering one's true potential—even if that potential happens to involve talking skeletons.

[BOOK 1 Completed!] [BOOK 2- STARTED] Su Chen, who is tired of following the villainous plot, where he is hunted down by the protagonist’s halo finally decided to call it quit. “Okay, this is the final time that I am repeating this damn plot.” “What? All the heroines can hear my inner voice?… “….So what? You all heroines think that I will be your Licking dog? Low-rated Villain? Same Rich scumy-second generation who buys you everything following that damn original script?” “Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken, my dear!” ……… [No NTR][No Yuri] ………. (Real villain story begins after chapter 11-13 when mc decides to become unscrupulous and follow one’s interest.) ***Winner of 2022 yearly Villain book category contest**** …….. Additional tags:(Eavesdropping) ( villain mc) (smart mc) (No beta mc) (no boot-licking mc) ( no pretending to be hidden big-shot) (yandere) (tsundere) ( harem accepting mc) ( brain-wash) (kidnapping) (mindbreak) (Stockholm syndrome) (true love) (obsession) ( regret) ( redemption?) (Strong to stronger). **Cover as well as character images are Ai generated. **Add me to join invite-only author discord server^^ **English used is mostly Uk/British version.

Destiny ties with two people, whenever they are and who they come to be as long as they are destined with each other, the red string can only twist, take many turns or tangle but will never break. On the day of their birth, they are already tied by the Supreme Reader and will leave their story to these individuals as they please. Conflict may arise between them but at the end of the day, such people will pass through with their every encounter holding a meaning. ----------------- Cover is edited and drawn by me First book of the Hana Series DISCLAIMER: Any names. objects, ideas, and characterization written/mentioned in the story are PURELY by fantasy, of the human mind, and does not to harm anyone or anything in the realm of reality. [Includes side stories and other love tropes] [Slightly gore and twisted] [Humor included] [Author updates 5-7 days] [Action and Adventure]

Its genre is mainly a novel that integrates multiple elements such as time travel, history, an alternate history setting, romance, comedy, and fantasy. In terms of the time travel element, the protagonist, Lin Wanrong, accidentally travels through time and arrives in a world similar to ancient times, from which a series of stories unfold. The background of the novel is set in an alternate historical environment, incorporating descriptions of the social landscape of ancient times, officialdom intrigues, wars, and other plots that are typical of historical novels. In terms of romance, the protagonist has complex emotional entanglements with numerous female characters. The story is filled with various hilarious plots and humorous language, giving it a comedic flavor. At the same time, there are also some plots and settings with elements of fantasy, such as some martial arts secret manuals, which make the story more fantastical.

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin. ___________________________________ "Hi, I'm a new author, and this is my first book. I put my heart into it, and I really hope you'll enjoy it. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments—it will help me know where to improve. Once again, I hope you have a great time reading it, and if you do, don't forget to support me with power stones so the book can reach more readers

Wraithbound is a chaotic urban fantasy set in modern-day Japan, blending dark humor, psychological horror, and supernatural elements. The story follows Hikari Sato, a rebellious gyaru high schooler whose life changes after an encounter with a demon, awakening her psychic abilities and disturbing the balance between the mundane and mystical worlds. Thrust into a hidden realm of spirits, demons, and morally ambiguous characters, Hikari must confront external threats and her own inner darkness. As she struggles with her powers, societal prejudice, and complex relationships, she learns that survival and self-acceptance come at a high cost in a world where victory is never guaranteed.

The promising surgery professor 'Sung Joo-hyuk' is reborn as a boy named 'Kim Tae-pyeong' in the 19th-century rural village of Upton, England, with all his past memories intact. There, he once again nurtures his dream of becoming a doctor, but what Tae-pyeong encounters is the harsh reality of London's medical world, where even proper sterilization is not practiced.... Overcoming all kinds of racial discrimination, Tae-pyeong demonstrates his ingenuity as a mysterious doctor from the East. You can support me at patreon.com/wizard_kitten

I am the only son of the Dukes of Connaught and Strathearn, grandson of Queen Victoria of the vast British Empire. My lineage is not just an honor—it is a burden that stretches beyond the borders of Europe, reaching the distant lands of the South. Today, as a member of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, I do not merely accept my fate—I embrace it with unwavering resolve. I solemnly swear to witness and safeguard the dawn of a new era—an era where Australians and New Zealanders, united under a single banner, will forge their own path. The wind carries the whispers of revolution. Cannons thunder in the distance, and the world holds its breath in anticipation of the inevitable. This is not just a fight for independence—it is the birth of an identity that will no longer be silenced. Long live Australasia! Not just a name, but an immortal symbol. A roar of freedom that will shake the foundations of the Empire.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

"Trapped as the System in a fantasy world, I’m forced to guide a Protagonist with MAX LUCK who wins by sheer dumb luck. But when he dies, I take his place—and his broken luck might be the only thing saving me from becoming the villain of my own story." The humor, and the darker twist of the System’s takeover. It leaves readers curious about how the story unfolds! reference ALL HAIL THE SECT LEADER. GREAT ESTATE DEVELOPER.

Mil would paint pretty lines on a blank canvas, for by the time the paint drips down and faids, time would have automatically healed her. Between this time she would ask herself, "Can't a woman love a man platonically? Or a woman love a woman romantically?" Mil's second year of high school with her friend Jabira was boring yet feasible. However, when one day she meets a classmate in a wedding and finds out their parents know each other, things start to take a turn! The only thing that doesn't change is Mil's and Jabira's humor... "If we were a comedic duo, what would our name be?" "Jabira... Mil.... Ja... il...Jail!" Silence mushroomed over the two.

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

so this is a kind of soft love or forbidden love. Their are two boys Rian and Leo who did a sin by loving each other. Rian a son of an officer who works for britishers and Leo the son of a British officer. the story of how Leo and Rian who were never loved by their father find love and warmth in each other's presence starting with friendship and how slowly this friendship turns into an unexpected feeling of love and how they fight to keep their love alive.

This isn't your typical romance novel...unless you consider drowning the love of your life as part of the classic rom-com formula. I let my pride take the wheel and oopsies daisies, silly me! Honestly, it’s kind of funny—if you like dark humor and awkward situations. I thought this river was just your average body of water, but turns out, life loves throwing curveballs. Now, we have to break this curse or we knows how long we'll be stuck here. Weeks? Months? Years? This novel has it all: comedy, mystery, slice of life, revenge (because apparently that’s what happens when you kill someone), and the supernatural (because why not?). The tone can get a bit dark sometimes, but hey, at least the comedy and slice of life stuff will keep you from crying too much.

In a world full of chaos and lies, Everest Sparkspar is just trying to get by. With no big plans for his future, he spends his days taking on missions for a secretive company alongside his bold and fearless partner, J. But when they start digging into the company’s secrets, they find more than they bargained for. As the stakes rise, Everest and J have to decide if they’ll stick to the rules or take a chance on something bigger. Packed with action, humor, and tough choices, their story is about finding your own way in a messy world.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

World-Building & Core Concept: A terrifying new game has taken over the world, and humanity has been forced to play. Mysterious forces have invaded, trapping players in a deadly survival game where they must face terrifying ghosts, unravel twisted rules, and risk death at every turn. One wrong move, and it’s game over. The Protagonist's Special Ability: Luca awakens a unique power called "Temptation of the Dead," which boosts his natural charm with ghosts, making them inexplicably drawn to him. This ability flips the traditional horror game on its head. Instead of feeling hunted, Luca begins to develop bizarre, often absurd interactions with the very creatures meant to kill him. Main Plot & Character Dynamics: As Luca's special ability makes him the center of attention for a host of creepy, otherworldly beings, his journey takes a strange turn: A seductive ghost nurse, eager for his help with an "IV," shows an unexpected vulnerability and creates a weird but endearing dynamic. A bloodthirsty vampire countess becomes fixated on Luca’s blood, turning her thirst into a strange form of flirtation. A skinning ghost relentlessly demands he help her complete the “perfect human skin,” leading to hilariously awkward situations. Other ghosts, like a ghost bride and zombie princess, also form twisted and complex relationships with him. Growth & Conflict: Luca evolves from a simple player into the "Doomed Knight," and his partnerships—and emotional entanglements—with ghosts drive the plot forward. In the early chapters, the ghost Lina risks everything to protect him, building a bond of trust. As the story progresses, deeper conflicts emerge, such as power struggles and mysteries tied to the game world’s origins, hinting at darker, more complex forces at play. Style & Highlights: This novel blends horror with comedy, using a light-hearted, humorous tone to defuse the tension of the typical horror game. Luca’s interactions with ghosts—who find him strangely irresistible—provide countless comedic moments. The vampire countess, with her elegance and bloodlust, offers a perfect example of the novel’s unique blend of humor and horror. The character lineup is diverse, with female ghosts featuring both Eastern and Western fantastical elements. For instance, the "Soul in the Painting" combines Chinese fantasy with Western vampire lore, offering a variety of “non-human romance” scenarios that fans of the genre will love. In Conclusion: Thriller: I Am the Death Knight! is a wild ride, full of dark humor, thrilling adventures, and unexpected twists. It’s perfect for fans of horror, romance, and everything in between, offering a fresh take on the genre that’s bound to keep you hooked!

For three years, Elena Lin devoted herself to her marriage, giving up her thriving legal career to be the perfect wife. But when her husband, Michael Bowen, coldly throws a divorce agreement in front of her—choosing his newly awakened childhood sweetheart over their marriage—Elena finally realizes it’s time to walk away. What Michael doesn’t know is that Elena was never just a housewife. She is Iris, the legendary, undefeated lawyer feared across the legal world. With her freedom regained, she steps back into the courtroom, ready to reclaim her identity and career. But fate has a twisted sense of humor. Her first high-profile case? Representing Julian Ford, a business tycoon… against Michael Bowen himself. As secrets unravel, past wounds resurface, and Elena proves she is far more than the woman Michael abandoned, the battlefield shifts from love to power. Will Michael regret letting her go? And will Elena finally find the strength to fight for herself, both in court and in life?

Students keep disappearing in Lucianne's boarding school as she falls for her enigmatic professor. She investigates, but what happens when all her leads point to him? (This novel is written in British English so some words are spelled differently.)

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

In a world ravaged by a zombie apocalypse, emergency unit doctor Kate is thrust into a nightmare beyond her worst fears. As chaos reigns, she transforms from a timid caregiver into a fierce survivor, navigating the remnants of civilization in search of her missing brother. Along the way, Kate encounters a group of survivor who ignites feelings she never expected But survival is a double-edged sword. Kate must rely on her newfound strength and the bonds she’s forged to find safety. Just when she believes she’s found a sanctuary, kate has to look for more survivor. Along with her new found friends, Kate faces the horrors of the world and the uncertainty In a gripping tale filled with humor, resilience, and unexpected love, Shadows of the Undead explores the depths of human connection in a landscape where every heartbeat could be your last. Will Kate find her way and discover a future worth fighting for, or will the shadows consume her forever?

The poems correlate to personal and world problems that almost everyone can connect with; some poems are humorous and are metaphors toward inanimate objects. A few poems are dark and twisted while others are pure imagery, relating to and bringing light toward objects and ideas. The collection, “Fetch,” intertwines horror and thriller to explain everyday problems and human action while sprinkling fantasy elements on top. (Trigger Warning for poems 1 and 4: Don't read if you've been/ are suicidal and struggle with/ had struggled with an eating disorder.) Written: 2018-2019 Tags: #Humannature, #Goth, and #Romanticism.

(A snow girl's pursuit of knowledge and power.) A young girl wakes up in the middle of a snowfield, surrounded by icy trees as far as she can see. She has no idea how she got here or where “here” even is. But the biggest question on her mind is: Who am I? With no memories to hold onto, she’s left to figure out who she is, what her purpose is, and, most importantly, find something that might bring her joy. *** What to expect - a witty character with sarcastic humor who also seems to enjoy the emotional suffering of others. First-person POV A gate/dungeon type world (solo leveling type thing) Please don't expect much as i am not a good writer; it's just a hobby that I like. A litRPG type world. i usually write crack fics, but i'll try to tone down the weirdness, but the shitty humor stays.

This novel is a journey of balance between creation and destruction, humor, and eternal bonds. It explores the depths of eternal beings and their relationships as they navigate the complexities of different worlds, all while holding onto their playful nature. The introduction of Alita, with her unique blend of innocence and power, adds a fresh dynamic to the existing duo of Zero and Yasmin. The book’s themes revolve around the necessity of destruction in a universe of creation, the unpredictability of existence, and the power of friendship that endures across infinite reincarnations. Through pranks, deep conversations, and cosmic challenges, I hope readers can experience the joy and meaning of eternal connection.

*Title:* "Kokoro no Kanata" (Beyond the Heart) *Protagonist:* Taro Yamada, a successful and handsome billionaire CEO of a large conglomerate in Tokyo. *Love Interest:* Natsumi Nakahara, a kind-hearted and talented pastry chef who works at a small bakery in Tokyo. *Story:* Taro, who has given up on love after a painful past experience, meets Natsumi by chance at her bakery. Despite their vastly different backgrounds and personalities, they find themselves drawn to each other. *Comedic Elements:* Taro's high-society life and Natsumi's quirky, small-town personality lead to humorous misunderstandings and cultural clashes. *Romance:* As Taro and Natsumi spend more time together, they must navigate their feelings for each other and confront their past demons. *Plot Twists:* - Taro's business rival, a ruthless CEO, tries to sabotage his relationship with Natsumi - Natsumi's past comes back to haunt her, threatening to tear the couple apart - Taro's family secrets and expectations add pressure to the relationship *Themes:* Love, family, identity, and finding one's true self. *Mood:* Heartwarming, humorous, and romantic, with a touch of drama.

In the beautiful town of Birchwood, African American Robert Bassey’s life took a drastic turn. His father's gruesome murder at the hands (or paws) of the Easter Bunny changed his life. Now, as a private detective specializing in the supernatural, Rob wields mystical martial arts to battle monsters and unravel paranormal mysteries. With his quick wit and sharp instincts, Rob protects Birchwood and the world from malevolent forces lurking in the shadows. Joined by his loyal dog Shaggy and his friends, Rob goes on many adventures confronting creatures you can only imagine. The Supernatural Private Detective is a heartwarming and exciting story that combines action-packed martial arts, creative abilities and powers, supernatural mystery and suspense, humor, heart, and unexpected alliances to give you the best reading experience of your life. Step into this wonderful world I’ve created. Thank you.