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Lance Mercer's life is painfully normal. He works IT support in a basement office where printers scream, coworkers cry over Bluetooth, and lunch is a rotating tragedy of lukewarm noodles and existential dread. He's got a dog named Dario, a cursed coffee addiction, and a daily goal of making it to 5:01 PM without committing a felony. Then he buys milk. Now he's being hunted by unmarked helicopters, cultists in cow masks, and possibly the U.S. government. Reality keeps glitching when he sneezes, his dog might be telepathic, and there's a chance he's bonded with an ancient cosmic dairy god. He just wanted cereal. (Inspired by DanDaDan and Parasyte: The Maxim)

Lin Yi foi demitido por sua empresa e sua namorada o traiu. Depois de tudo o que aconteceu, ele de repente despertou o sistema de experiência profissional. Ele poderia continuar recebendo prêmios desde que continuasse tentando e experimentando novas profissões? Não há trabalho com o qual Lin Yi não esteja familiarizado! Se houver, isso significa que a recompensa não é atraente o suficiente!

Micheal has had the worst luck ever since he was born. And that bad luck seemed to follow him even till adulthood. What could someone who was in his early 30s hope to accomplish when nothing ever seemed to be going well for him? He hated everyone and everything. He felt betrayed and hated by the universe itself. But even as he sought to end his own miserable life, he still took compassion on the wounded stray dog he found on the roadside and took it home. But who would’ve thought he would find a grown-ass man who was way bigger than him, tanned and so handsome with a good body, on his bed the next morning after waking up, claiming to be the dog he took home and not just that, he was claiming to be an Alpha and a werewolf shapeshifter. The world was suddenly upside down. What more did he need to hear for him to throw this dangerous man out of his house? Only, he couldn’t be so cruel because this man had no memories of who he really was and thus, he had nowhere to go. Stuck in a predicament, Micheal decides to take him in, only for the time being. So long he obediently did everything he asked, it was okay. But it’s not over yet as Micheal gets visited every night by this man who has a peculiar sleepwalking habit where he gets ‘intimate’ with Micheal. Just where will this cohabitation between a regular human, who was fed up with life, and an Alpha, who was desperate to stay safe while he was regaining his memories, lead?

Na década de 1960, os recursos eram extremamente escassos. Felizmente, ela tinha um espaço pessoal cheio de suprimentos, garantindo que nunca lhe faltasse comida e roupa.

Ao se apaixonar pelo toque quente dele, apesar de sua frieza usual, ela o amou apenas para se decepcionar e ser traída no final. Quando o amor se transforma em escuridão, ele se torna venenoso e consome a alma. A ingênua Arabella evoluiu. *** “Obrigado por se tornar minha esposa,” foram as últimas palavras de seu frio marido antes de morrer, acompanhadas de um sorriso que nunca havia surgido em seus lábios. Nem no dia do casamento deles. E nem mesmo no nascimento de seu único filho. O Imperador Ferdinand, alguém que Arabella amava tanto, matou o filho deles. Ela se tornou uma vilã e jurou vingança pelo filho amado. Por uma década, ela usou tudo que podia para fazer Ferdinand pagar. Até que, finalmente… ele caiu em ruína! Com sua vingança completa, a vida de Arabella logo terminou, com o marido morto em seus braços. Mas o destino ainda não havia terminado de brincar com ela. De repente, ela estava de volta duas décadas atrás, logo após o casamento deles. Era uma maldição ou uma bênção? Não importava. Porque havia apenas uma coisa que ela precisava fazer. “Eu vou arruinar você nesta vida também!” Essa foi sua promessa odiosa a si mesma ao perceber que havia renascido. Mas em sua segunda vida, Arabella recebeu inesperadamente um dom para descobrir a verdade. Quem estava errado e quem estava certo? Somente o tempo dirá.

Reencarnada por engano como uma raposa, Tang Li Xue conseguiu um sistema que poderia ajudá-la a evoluir e se tornar uma Divindade como compensação. No vasto Mundo Imortal cheio de poderosos cultivadores, feras demoníacas e espíritos misteriosos, como poderia Tang Li Xue sobreviver como uma raposa? Não havia outra maneira, Tang Li Xue tinha que continuar a subir de nível, aprender e evoluir até se tornar uma Deidade Raposa invencível que reina sobre todos! Vamos acompanhar Tang Li Xue em sua jornada para enfrentar todos os perigos no vasto Mundo Imortal e se fortalecer passo a passo!

Saca a Amélia. Ela é um bug. Mas não um bug de sistema, tipo, tela azul. Um bug na própria realidade. Pensa num "ops, erramos no projeto" cósmico dos pais dela, e boom: nasceu um GPS multiversal com TDAH nível hard. O superpoder dela? Viajar pra qualquer canto do universo só no poder da mente. O problema? A mente dela é um caos. Se ela tá lá, pensando "uau, queria ver uma estrela nascer" e ao mesmo tempo bate aquela vontade de comer batata frita... ela não vai pra uma nebulosa. Óbvio que não. Ela vai parar num planeta feito de batata palito. E, sei lá, acaba ofendendo o Rei Batata e sua corte crocante. Deu ruim. Acontece. Pra aguentar o tranco, seu único parceiro de rolê é o Zig-Zag. Pensa numa IA que é um mix de demônio com coach de vida que faliu, tudo isso socado num Tamagotchi todo ferrado que ela usa de chaveiro. Os conselhos dele são basicamente "CORRE!" ou "EXPLODE AQUILO!". Spoiler: quase nunca funciona. Como se não bastasse, a simples existência dela é o alarme de incêndio do universo berrando sem parar. E quem apareceu pra resolver a "pane no sistema"? Dr. Qwakthulhu. Um pato. Sim, um pato. Mas um pato metafísico, todo-poderoso, de óculos e com a paciência de quem passou o dia carimbando papel. A missão dele é bem simples: achar o bug — oi, Amélia — e dar um Ctrl+Alt+Del na existência dela. Então, agora a nossa Miss Paradoxo tá numa fuga desesperada, não só do pato cósmico, mas principalmente das suas próprias ideias de jerico. Se ela vai achar um propósito maior? Salvar o universo? Olha... provavelmente não. Mas vai ser muito, MUITO divertido ver o estrago que ela faz no caminho.

“Don’t look at me like that,” he murmured, brushing a knuckle over her lower lip. “I’ll forget we’re pretending to be civil and fuck you on this table with your enemies still in the room.” He killed her brother. She married him anyway. Nadya Vasiliev made a deal with the devil—for protection, for power, for her niece’s future. To get close enough to destroy Alexei Romanov—the man who tore her family apart—she created a contract and became his wife. A marriage of revenge, nothing more.  But Alexei is no ordinary enemy. He’s powerful. Controlled. Wickedly seductive. And he knows she’s lying. Nadya is playing the long game—seduction, manipulation, revenge. But the deeper she gets, the more dangerous the game becomes. Her heart wasn’t supposed to be in this. Her body wasn’t supposed to burn for his touch. Everyone knows once you dance with the devil… You either bring him down or fall to your knees. The smut will be smutting. I’m exploring how freaky my brain can get. Gimme ideas and gifts lovelies.

What would you do if the gods abandoned your planet? Demons, monsters, and other supernatural forces have taken over the world. In this case, humans have become a source of nourishment for these supernatural beings. In such a world, the only way to survive is to receive God's blessings. Sam is an ordinary human on this planet who has not received any blessings. However, something unexpected happens: he gains memories from a parallel universe. These memories reveal to him that his life is part of a story. What will he do now? Without a blessing, it is nearly impossible for him to survive in this dangerous environment. Fortunately, Gods haven't completely abandoned him. Will he find a way to survive in this dangerous world and create his own story, or will he remain just an extra character in someone else's tale? ------------------------------------------------ Hey guys, English is not my first language. I hope you all enjoy this and if you have any suggestions, please comment. -------------------------------------------------- [https://discord.gg/C5kUjxVwMC] My discord link. Join guys and if you have any suggestions, tell me.] You can also support me in PayPal - https://www.paypal.me/SmallOtaku ____________________________ # 50 Power stone = 1 extra chapter # 85 Power stone = 2 extra chapter #20 Golden ticket = 1 extra chapter # 50 Golden ticket = 2 extra chapters # 1 Gift = 1 extra chapter # 1 Super Gift = 2 extra chapter

``` Alice é uma desenvolvedora de software de 28 anos. Ela ganha dinheiro, faz doações para caridades e até dá comida para os sem-teto. Mas, na verdade, ela não poderia estar mais triste. Elas não tem amigos e sua família está distante desde que ela saiu do armário para eles. Ela tenta se distrair dos seus problemas, até que subitamente morre. Não é o fim, no entanto. Alice é convidada a fazer 3 desejos, 3 coisas que ela desejaria caso renascesse. Alice deseja tantos amantes quanto possível, um papel no mundo que signifique algo e uma família que a acolha. Assim, Alice desperta em outro mundo como Melisa Chama Negra, a primogênita de uma família de súcubos. Ela decide tentar viver a vida ao máximo aqui, jurando que, acima de tudo, viverá uma vida significativa e, finalmente, FINALMENTE, encontrará o amor! O que ela não sabe, no entanto, é que está prestes a encontrar mais disso do que ela pode lidar. --- Harém GL/Futa! Atualizações diárias às 12h no horário padrão do leste dos EUA. ```

Kanai Akane was a 25 years old employed lady, she had no regrets nor worries, she was loved by many, and lived her life to the fullest making manga as her side job along side her boyfriend. Her life is what you would call to be a perfectly peaceful life. She was contented for all the blessings she had receive. But after an accident her perfect life ended just like that. But as lucky as she can get, she had once more opened her eyes to the world. However, something was strange, short chubby arms and legs? soft and fluffy blond hair? frilly dresses? a child? moreover a princess?! not just any princess but the first princess?!

this is my first e-book, I hope you will like it :), just a warning, there will be no harem. I know the chapters are short ;)

Uma inveja de um homem derrotado muda completamente a vida de Ayame, a protagonista. De uma vida simples para uma nova vida que ela jamais pensou que poderia acontecer, na qual um "Deus" tenha a reencarnado para pedir algo á ela? O quê vai acontecer nesta nova vida e quais situações e dificuldades estão à sua espera...

A fantasy tale of grief, rebirth and the powerful bonds between men- whether through rivalry, brotherhood or something deeper.

Due to the arrogance and barbaric nature of humanity, an advanced species has decided to show no mercy and proceed with their plan to turn Earth into their personal entertainment show. People across the world begin to awaken unique abilities—powers that are exclusive to each individual. No two people can share the same skill, making those with crucial abilities targets not just for monsters, but for other humans as well. In a world where power invites danger, can Devansh protect them—and the world—with his newfound abilities?

The story takes place in a modern small city called Wulong City, which appears calm on the surface but hides bizarre and eerie happenings underneath. The protagonist is an ordinary office worker who, due to a comically unfortunate misunderstanding, gets caught up in a mysterious disappearance case and unexpectedly becomes a key figure in solving it. Through absurd misunderstandings, exaggerated coincidences, and over-the-top interactions, the story gradually unravels the hidden secrets lurking beneath the city's facade.

Têm um demônio no quarto do protagonista! Ren está se mudando para um novo apartamento. Lá ele espera viver uma vida colegial tranquila e segura... Mas, tem uma garota coberta com um lençol imundo que se proclama um demônio e tem poderes esquisitos vivendo no mesmo apartamento. Porém, Ren é ateu, como isso pode dar certo?

When the world breaks, someone must bleed to put it back together.

A boy who lost his family and moved to Japan with his uncle and aunt has just been accepted into Cambridge University in the UK. He was accepted into their prestigious aviation program and dreams of becoming a pilot for Aeroflot. Along his way to the university, he meets a British girl he instantly falls in love with. He gets super anxious just even being in her presence. But every time he tries to strike a conversation with her, she pushes him away. He never even talked to the girl before. What the hell did he do? He tries to talk to friends of his crush to find out more of what she likes and what she doesn’t like. Thinking about her just makes him even more excited. But every time he gives something to her, she rejects it. The boy sees her with other guys and she doesn’t seem like a jerk. She even talked to guys who are orphans and Asian. What the hell is wrong with him that made her avoid him even more?

Nala Murphey craves fame but hides from the spotlight—until one viral video changes everything. When her online takedown of scandalous billionaire Eric Ross explodes, it launches her into stardom… and straight into trouble. Eric doesn’t take humiliation lightly. And when their worlds collide offscreen, what begins as revenge spirals into something neither of them saw coming. But as sparks fly and secrets unravel, Nala and Eric must decide what matters more—pride, power, or a love born from chaos.

One scam package, That's all it took to drag the 17-year-old Cail into the world of the void. ... He thought he had ordered a limited-edition sneakers. But what came was a shady-looking package on his front gate. It smelled like rotten egg and sulfur. Inside the package was a strange box. It's filled with eccentric junk. They looked very intricate and mysterious. He thought, ''I probably got someone else's package, a package from someone that was very interested in mysticism.'' An old coin, a cracked compass, a ring with an ugly center stone, and some other weird looking trinkets. So he did what any broke student would do: He sold it. He figured someone might want them for cosplay or something. Well, except the gold-rimmed glasses that seemed to fit him very well. "Damn, I paid 7,000 nu for that sneaker; I better get something out from this scam package." Then all hell broke loose. Strange people started approaching him. People brought that junk. Very strange people wearing suspicious get up trying to buy those stuff in the sketchiest manner possible. As he kept selling, he realized that the box was refilling, it seemed to have an endless supply of those strange stuff. Those people called it 'artifacts'. Then one day he woke up with a strange tattoo on his arm; inside the tattoo was an independent space containing the box. It is basically inseparable from him. "I didn't ask for any of this to happen. But now, strange people come to me with desperate offers. Money, memories, and even soul." He's just trying to survive high school while earning some money! He had no idea what was going on, but apparently, this thing that he got? It's not just an artifact. It's a contract. As Cail navagates school life, part-time jobs, and otherworldly clients, he starts asking the real question: When did I become an artifact dealer?! By day, he is just an ordinary student, a NPC character. And by night? He is The Dealer. Selling ancient items and dealing with people that he probably shouldn't be talking to. "Since I'm already in this mess, might as well profit off of it."

Veritas "Trust no one. Not even yourself." Born with cursed crimson eyes and hair pale as winter, she was always told she didn’t belong. Haunted by shadows of a past she can't remember, she sets out to master the darkness inside her — to find answers, to take revenge. The empire whispers of an orphan with forbidden powers. The temple sends a saintess to destroy her. And beside her stands a kind, charming duke… too perfect to be real. But nothing is as it seems. Every smile hides a dagger. Every truth has another face. And the deeper she goes, the more she realizes: the biggest lie… might be her own life. “This story is also being posted by me on Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/741264/fictions”

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

I was an orphan. A useless, lonely orphan who had to become a killer to survive. I had no one. No family, no friends, I was always alone. Until I wasn't. In the blink of an eye, I died. Quite literally infact. I was killed in cold blood and even then, I had no one to mourn me. No one to weep for me, no one to miss me. I woke up in another life. A life one could only dream of. I became the long-awaited daughter of the most powerful king, the beautiful and adored sister of the 7 powerful royal princes. The envy of every young maiden in the entire country because I was loved and pampered. The dream of every young masters. Because I wielded the most power, it truly seemed like I wore the crown.

Have you ever heard opposites attract... Cold as ice, and crazy as a hatter, Alex becomes obsessed with Lilith, a flower that is too delicate to withstand the darkness that exists in Alex, but even though they are impossible to separate, she is so angelic and sweet, but who would say that that angel would end up falling? in her clutches and that she would enjoy it

"You of all people should know this — you can NOT play fair in an UNFAIR world!" Winter Ogundele was born a princess of Egwura to a weak mother and an absent father who ruled from a distance so cold it burned. Left to the wolves of the court, she clung to one soul who dared to stand beside her, Zaynah, her best and only friend whom she believed saw her. Her mother’s death broke something within her. Her father’s silence only poured salt in her wound. So she searched. For strength and for power all for the reason to be seen, respected but most importantly loved. She waged wars and won, yet never earned the respect of the court. One day she returned home triumphant, at the gates, Winter expected cheers. But instead, she was draped in chains and charged with treason. Branded a traitor and hunted by the very kingdom she bled for, Winter flees into exile with her enemy, only to discover her father’s heart isn’t cruel... it’s cursed and controlled. With whispers of sea-born magic thick in the air, she makes an unthinkable sacrifice to save the only family she has left. But power always comes with a price. From her ashes rose not a woman. Not a soldier. But something much, much worse: a god with a score to settle. This isn’t a story where true love’s kiss saves the day. This is the story of a girl the world rejected. So what happens when she stops asking to be loved? And instead demands to be remembered? ⸻ ⚠ Content Warning: This book contains strong language, controversial themes, moral ambiguity, graphic sexual content, and scenes of violence and emotional trauma. Reader discretion is strongly advised. ⸻ Trigger Warning: Includes depictions of sex, abuse, blood, grief, and morally gray characters. Not suitable for sensitive readers. ⸻ Note: This story walks the edge of pain and power. It’s raw, explicit, and unfiltered. Read only if you’re ready to bleed with it. Author’s Note: Thank you for choosing to read my book. Voting, Comments, Shares and Ratings would always be encouraged, welcomed and appreciated by your girl xoxo Samantha