Cow Tf

``` « Même si cet univers n'est vraiment rien de plus qu'une forêt brutale, sanglante, ombragée, nous les Cultivateurs brûlerons tout ce que nous possédons juste pour produire une faible étincelle vacillante dans les ténèbres ! « Peu importe la faiblesse de chaque étincelle, sa brièveté, sa petitesse… Tant que les étincelles affluent sans relâche, alors un jour, l'une d'entre elles allumera un peu d'amadou, et cet amadou enflammera des branches tombées, et ces branches embraseront chaque arbre de la forêt jusqu'au dernier ! « Au final, même les plus petites étincelles finiront par mettre le feu à la forêt ombragée et illumineront le monde entier ! » ------ ** Qidian International et l'ancien traducteur, M. Strivon, ont trouvé un accord pour racheter les chapitres et les héberger sur notre site. Nous continuerons la traduction à partir du dernier chapitre traduit par M. Strivon ** ```

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

Blake is a young man who has had to suffer through devastation over and over again losing more than just an arm. With no power of his own he could barely stand a chance against others or even be deemed useful by the military. All he can do is accept his sister's help bitterly knowing he can't return it to the same effect. After a series of events a meeting with near death shocks him to his very core changing his life forever. Awakening a hidden element buried deep within his genetic code. The Gene System, an advanced complex genetic technology used to expand and improve the overall potential and direction of evolution for the user's genetic code naturally mapping out and directing where the user should go with the growth they obtain. Not much else is known, only that few on every planet are given one through unknown means. The current state of the world is racked with unbridled chaos as the military fruitless attempts to stop the atrocities committed by the organisation known as the Gene hunters. Seeking to steal and splice any genetic data they can get their hands on by whatever psychotic means whether it be dissection, slow harvesting or cloning ethics are not a concern. Hundreds of thousands have been affected by the gene hunters including Blake's family. Some are never seen again, just used as cows for genetic harvesting over and over again until they dried up never to see their families again. Changes have begun to sprout in the background of earth leading to more and more mysterious events occurring, genetic powers becoming stronger, animals becoming mutated and evolving faster than normal generational lines. All the while in the background an unknown force beyond human comprehension lurks just beyond the veil waiting patiently for the time to run out and indulge in his planet level feast devouring all life in sight. Blake will give his all to overcome these brutal circumstances by whatever means. No matter the pain, suffering or loss he will continue to go forward no matter the cost. Failure isn't a devastation but a stepping stone in his larger goal. In his pursuit to build his strength he wont forget where he came from guarding the weak as someone who grew from that. Seeing the lack of care or acknowledgement to the majority viewed as weak in the military disdain makes him step up as the leader needed to change the structure of this world for the better. In the weak there is strength which Blake knows all too well. His reason to go forward is to become the man he wants to be. The only thing that truly terrifies is the idea of letting it all go, giving up and betraying himself and his potential.

Jacob was an ordinary man living in a bustling, modern world, where he worked as a sales associate at a modest retail store. One day, as he was hurrying to work, he was tragically killed in a freak accident involving a runaway cow in a small rural town. In a bizarre twist of fate, Jacob found himself reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, waking up as a young merchant in the city of Isselburg. Initially bewildered, Jacob quickly realized that he had retained all his memories from his past life. With no way of returning home, he decided to make the best of his new reality. His sharp mind and past sales experience gave him an edge in trade negotiations, and soon, Jacob became known as a skilled traveling merchant.

Five years ago, Liu Duoduo took on the role of a caretaker for an injured man without giving it much thought, enticed by the generous pay to pay for her tuition. Little did she know that she would eventually fall in love with her boss, despite his warning: "Never fall in love with me." There relationship had improved till, One cold night, the intoxicated man stumbled into her room, but she didn't mind and welcomed him happily. The next day, he compensated her and asked her to leave. Three months later, Liu Duoduo discovered that she was pregnant with her ex-boss's child,the man she had fallen in love with. However, she decided to raise the child on her own without informing him. Five years later Excerpt "I don’t what a brother or sister..I only want me" "That won’t do..besides it’s not up to you..I want a cute Cotten padded jacket too.”he replied "Why..we’re the perfect triangle not square, no brothers or sister allowed daddy." "Triangle Huh..might as well as make it a football team." Liu Duoduo watch them bicker back and forth, football team? when did she become a breeding cow. Having struggled to raise her son alone, Liu Duoduo returns to give her child a complete family. But things are not as easy as it seems, when she has to deal his troubling mother and her mysterious family background, the situation gets tougher when she’s framed with a murder. Please don’t forget to send your love to my other works. My Darling CEO Is An Insomniac. Thank you for your support!

Regression is something that happened only to the choosen. Clair Basset never wanted such a thing to happen to herself. Imagine ! Going through highschool twice ! Going through college Twice ! Going through that bloody interview for a shitty job twice ! Thus, she decided... in this life, She will not do any thing that resembled her past life. She will live YOLO, taking care of her baby brother, working when her rent is due, slacking when it's not. But what is this ? Her drop rate increased by 1000 % ? She discovered hidden talent that's perfect for dine and dash ? She has more than 24 elemental passives ? She is eligible for the ultimate comfy cash cow job ?

Ding Shan had been a hot topic for seventeen years —from the time she debuted at the age of three with her pure and cute look, all the way until she was twenty years old. She even took home three golden actress awards at her coming-of-age ceremony when she was eighteen years old. Her life seemed so beautiful and filled with applause. However, behind that beautiful scene was a grave filled with lice. Since she was three years old, her family had treated her as their cash cow. Her parents’ wickedness caused her reputation to rapidly plummet when she was eighteen years old. What was more terrifying was that they even imprisoned her. They drugged her, beat her, used her younger sister as a threat against her, and turned her into a plaything for wealthy businessmen. Ding Shan endured the humiliation for her sister’s sake, then finally sent those beasts to prison two years later. Just as she thought she could finally clean up and live a good life with her sister, reality slapped her in the face. “Why?” Ding Shan asked her sister from where she was tied to a familiar iron bed.“No reason, really. I just hate you, so I drugged you two years ago. I’m the one who pushed you into hell. I’m also the one who posted that viral video which exposed you back then,” Ding Yuan said as she happily inspected her red nails.“Oh, by the way, you’re not my real sister either. My parents kidnapped you from some ravine. Your parents chased after you, but my father pushed them off a cliff and they died. I can’t really remember since it happened so long ago. Plus, I only heard about it occasionally, so I can’t remember the details anymore.“Also, you’re tied up here today because your boyfriend, Wen Xiu, sold you for 10 million. You’re still worth a lot of money, so you should perform well tonight. Ding Yuan reached out to pat Ding Shan’s face, then injected her with an aphrodisiac. The fiery burn that coursed through her body made Ding Shan weak, but the hatred in her heart kept her mind clear and awake. Drugged and left unsupervised, she ended her life with a knife she found in the room. As her life came to an end, Ding Shan swore that if she could start over, she would make all those who had wronged her pay all that they owed her. When she opened her eyes, she had gone back in time to two years ago! So, let’s see how she’ll turn the tide in this life!

Minamoto Kazuya is an ordinary 2nd year highschool boy who's always sleepy. He frequently sleep on the rooftop of his school. One day, an incident occured thus interrupting his peaceful moment. He saw a group of bullies were beaten up by a girl. She is his classmate. Who would've thought this occurrence will lead to a love blooming relationship between these two. (Note: I dont have experience in writing novel lmao and why tf am i using Japan setting. Am not even japanese duh. Okay just enjoy my shitty romcom.) (cover image not sponsored, stole it from google)

"Why are you wearing cow head mask? Lilith asks you this question the third time." Amon groaned, tipping his head up. It made the snout of his mask point at the sky, making Lilith giggle as she found the view funny. "It's weird. Lilith thinks you're ugly that's why you're hiding your face." Hearing this, Amon couldn't help but look at her through his mask. If only he wasn't wearing it, Lilith would see how he arched a brow at her statement as he didn't like what she said. "You said it's rude for people to be ignored. Aren't you being rude for making such a remark?" "Oh!" Lilith gasped, making her cuter as she immediately touched her mouth with both of her hands in an attempt to shut herself up. The little girl spoke again, her voice heard even though she talked softly. "Lilith didn't mean to... Lilith is sorry. But Lilith was honest. Doesn't that make Lilith a good girl?" *** Amon, the Grim Reaper, appeared in the mortal realm to fulfill his job in collecting the souls of the dead. However, an unusual event occurred when he was about to collect one dying pregnant woman's soul. She was giving birth right before she died, making Amon panic and worry as her dying wish was for him to save her child! With the Grim Reaper actually a softie and is willing to take care of the infant despite the rule of their job to not interfere in mortal affairs, what lies ahead for Death and his now-growing human, Lilith? *** "Why do you wear that?" "19 years have passed—" Amon started, "—and this is still what you want to ask about?" "Well, yes." Lilith grinned. --- WARNING: Some chapters of this story contain mature R-18 content. FUN FACT: The world here is connected to "The Soul Eater's Possession" story's world, but this can also be a stand-alone book. COVER ARTIST: Haryu WSA ENTRY 2022 Update Schedule: 1 chapter every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday 6PM GMT+8. Want to further show your support? Send me a ko-fi~! ^^ Link: https://ko-fi.com/mysticamy

Zhian Li suffered many circumstances in his life and when everything was going well.. Suddenly fate took a turn and he had to taste betrayal!! His close allies tried kill him for a treasure... But he killed himself. Now when he opens his eyes he founds himself reincarnated 200 years later in a cow boy's body because of his "Venine Flame"!! Now he uses his " Venine Flame", vicious mind, supreme knowledge and techniques to get his revenge and change his fate!!

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove

Author: Cocooned Cow Di dunia para dewa, sekumpulan legenda yang tak terhitung jumlahnya bertempur memperebutkan sebuah kubus misterius. Setelah pertarungan berakhir, kubus tersebut menghilang tanpa jejak. Lin Ming secara tak sengaja menemukan benda misteriuAks ini dan memulai perjalanannya menjadi pendekar paling disegani di dunianya. Note: Terjamahan langsung dari Google

Author: Cocooned Cow Dengan para ahli terkuat dari 33 Langit, Kaisar Manusia, Lin Ming dan lawannya, Raja Iblis Abyssal terlibat dalam pertempuran terakhir. Itu berakhir dengan Kaisar Manusia menghancurkan Dunia Abyssal dan membunuh Raja Iblis Abyssal. Pada saat itu, artefak G.o.dly, kartu ungu misterius yang sebelumnya disegel Raja Iblis Abyssal, telah lama menghilang ke pusaran waktu s.p.a.ce dan menembus melalui waktu s.p.a.ce tak terbatas dengan orang terkasih dari Lin Ming yang menyertainya. Di padang belantara yang luas, di mana seni bela diri masih tumbuh perlahan dalam masa pertumbuhannya, beberapa master yang tiada taranya mencoba menemukan jalan mereka di dunia seni bela diri. Seorang dewasa muda bernama Yi Yun dari Bumi modern tanpa disadari telah tersandung ke dunia seperti itu dan memulai perjalanan itu dengan kartu ungu yang tidak diketahui asalnya. Ini adalah dunia seni bela diri sejati yang megah namun tidak dikenal. Ini adalah kisah tentang seorang dewasa muda normal dan petualangannya !!

[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending] "What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk. "No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!" The Salamander Girl, who's body was made of fire and scales, denied my small request, even though her fiery body was the perfect temperature to cook me up, a good old hotdog. "Okay, fine...I'll let you finger my gills. But do it slowly, since I'm sensitive there." The Shark Girl, who had razor sharp teeth and a long shark tail, agreed to let me have a little fun with her gill slits on her abdomen, that she used to breath when she went underwater. Do you want to know how all these crazy situations came out to be? Then read this damn novel, that transported me into this strange world full of adorable demi-girls, and find out for yourself. [Warning: This is a story made by a Degenerate, to cater towards Degenerates like myself. There will be many intense 18+ scenes, that you never could have imagined to ever exist in any form of media, in this story. So I advice people, who only enjoy the standard erotic scenes you see in every other novel, to ignore this piece of work and move on.] [And also, I highly request you to read the prologue of the story, so that you can understand what you're getting into.]

Husband derailment, marriage breakdown, seven years of itch, and finally arrived at a beautiful girl. This marriage, Qin Li was a complete failure, except for a divorce agreement, nothing. Desperate, she decided to go far away to further her studies. Originally thought, life is so, but unexpectedly met a magical creature → German farmers. Huh, foreigners go on blind dates? With the mentality of a newspaper, Qin Li embarked on a blind date trip. Unexpectedly, this opens the door of the new century. You raise the chickens, I'll raise the cows, You plant, I plant, Qin Li felt that she seemed to find a second spring. Who says blind dates can't be trusted?

Skeletons filled the warehouse with tomatoes and potatoes, death knights milked cows, vampires gnawed on watermelons, succubi were busy in the kitchen, and the Lich King was quietly licking ice cream...

On the first day, Luo Feng went broke and had to go back home. In order to make ends meet, he began to collect trash from house to house. Unexpectedly, he happened to bind the "Treasure Prompter" system. "Ding! There are gallstones in the stomach of the sick cow of the butcher ahead, commonly known as cow treasure, worth 6 million." "Ding! 10 meters ahead, the paper on the wall of the old lady's house is a painting by Tang Bohu, worth 300 million." "Ding! 100 meters ahead, the abandoned whetstone is imperial green jade, worth 1 billion." "Ding! 1000 meters ahead, the woodcutting knife in the woodcutter's hand is a Xizhou's bronze sword, worth 2.5 billion." "Ding! 10,000 meters ahead, the stone that the child hit the water is a Martian meteorite, worth 8.8 billion!" "Since I have this system, who can still see me as a trash collector?" "I am a treasure hunter disguised as a trash collector!" On the first day, Luo Feng passed by the door of a rural quadrangle and saw a child smashing spades with a four-sided object. He went up to pick it up and found that the words "commanded by heaven, both longevity, and eternal prosperity" were engraved on the bottom. "Ding! The child smashing walnuts in front of the house! In his hand is the heirloom jade seal..."

During the summer vacation, sixteen nieces collectively came to Luo Feng's house to play, leaving him in a bit of financial distress. Just when he couldn't handle it and was about to go bankrupt, the magnate system arrived! What should you do when you have no money to support your nieces? Spoiling them can bring you rewards! Shopping with your nieces brings you an extended version of the Rolls-Royce. Taking your nieces to the supermarket brings you a thirty-million-yuan supermarket coupon. Eating out with your nieces brings you a 100% stake in the Emperor Hotel. Teaching your nieces how to write brings you a school district house. Booking a movie theater for your nieces brings you shares of the Yeeda company. Throwing a luxury birthday party for your nieces brings you a design image for the world's strongest aircraft carrier. With this system, Luo Feng's daily task became simply taking the sixteen nieces out to have fun. Without realizing it, he became the richest man in the world...

Jiang Tong was a person who had no tomorrow. She was stuck in an endless loop, repeating the same day, 4th April of the year 2022. From the initial excitement up until despair, Jiang Tong had tried everything to escape. She killed herself countless times, using different methods, but she would always wake up on the day of 4th April 2022. To pass her unlimited time, she learned more than a thousand and three hundred skills. From languages, to shooting skills, culinary skills, performing arts, etc. Jiang Tong learned everything imaginable. She enjoyed the excitement and hotblooded fights brought about by wrestling; she enjoyed the speed and thrill brought about by car racing; the pleasure of seducing and tasting all kinds of handsome men; the therapeutic sensations of playing various instruments. No matter how much trouble she got into, when it got to four in the morning, she would suddenly fall asleep and wake up on the morning of 4th April. Until… After countless trials and errors, she finally managed to bed Z City’s most dignified but also the weakest young master, Ji Lanzhou. Ji Lanzhou was the Ji family’s youngest young master. Due to his frail body, he was the apple of the Ji family’s eye. No one in Z City dared to mess with him. But Jiang Tong didn’t care because she would have to relive this day again tomorrow. Yet… When dawn came, Jiang Tong was shocked to find Ji Lanzhou sleeping on her bed when she opened her eyes. The man even looked pale from having overexerted himself. Jiang Tong was delighted! She looked at her phone, and the date showed 5th April, 2022! After five hundred years, more than a hundred and eighty days, she was finally out of the loop! Ji Lanzhou woke up to see Jiang Tong laughing and crying like a mad woman. He pursed his pale lips and said, “Liar.” Jiang Tong raised an eyebrow. “It was an accident, Sweetie. So now I have to run for my life.” Ji Lanzhou was baffled.

“Even if this universe is truly nothing more than a brutal, bloody, shadowy forest, we Cultivators will burn all that we have just to give off a single weak flickering spark in the darkness! “No matter how weak each spark is, how short-lived, how small… As long as the sparks flow unabated, then one day one of those sparks will light some tinder, and that tinder shall light some fallen branches, and those branches shall set ablaze each and every last tree of the forest! “In the end, even the smallest sparks will eventually set the shadowy forest ablaze and illuminate the whole world!” ------ ** Qidian International and the former translator, Mr. Strivon, have reached an agreement to buy out the chapters and host them on our site. We will be continuing the translation from the last chapter translated by Mr. Strivon **

Hello everyone, this is a small author's note you don't need to read but can. To go to the synopsis, go past the ___. Okay, now the note. While I have written a novel before on another account. I want to try to actually make something out of this novel and hope to do my best. Also, if you have any constructive criticisms, please don't be afraid to mention them. The criticisms also goes for the Synopsis, if you have any idea to make it better. Please tell me because I don't think it is very good right now. And lastly, this is one of my 2 WSA entries, and while I don't think I will win. Like literally, the chance of that happening is zero. I still wish to go as far as I can and wish to see my capabilities. ____________________________________________________________________________ A young man who thought his life would finally become easy after working his ass off for 24 years is killed by a flower pot falling on his head. He is reincarnated in a mosquito's body and almost gets crushed by a cow. Fortunately, he awakens the Evolution System. Now watch him evolve from a bottom-feeding existence to one that can stand above everyone else in this modern world which starts evolving just like him.

Cow go muuu cat go meow What about humans?

yep you know

A young man named Runt has just reached adulthood and is soon to set off from the compound he was raised in, to enter the broader world. Raised by an elderly martial artist Mr. Li known as a Magicae, one who strengthens their bodies and spirit through supernatural powers. He grows up in a place that takes in orphans, the abused, and those who need shelter on the edge of civilization. His fate changes when tragedy takes away all that he holds dear. Driven by the anger for revenge and justice he embarks upon the long and narrow road that is the path to power.

man has to fight things that you would never see in your wildest dreams... things like a fusion of a mutant chicken, zombie, cow, skeleton, horse and pig... idk just go with it... I hope whoever reads this story finds it funny and entertaining cause I had a lot of fun writing this... if you enjoy drop stones and whatever else you want... or not... I just hope you like...

Raven lived a life of luxury ever since he was born. He grew up with a caring father in London, his whole life he didn't have any complaints. His father owned multiple five star hotels around the world along with a fee other businesses. Money wasn't a problem, it never was. They had more than enough. However, what happens when his closest friend convinces him to join a VRMMORPG game, Limitless Online. A game with endless possibilities. You will never run out of things to do playing the same, as the name suggests, and that was the whole point of it. A game where you can do anything as long as you have the time, imagination, and skill. Unfortunately for every other player in the game, Raven was the lucky One Millionth player to join the game after two weeks of being released. That earned him a special class and race no one else in the game as, now he's going to go pillage villages, kill other players, burn cities down, and chill with his friends. "It's your fault that this happened, I hope you know what?" "How is this my fault! You destroyed that city, not me! I was just there, watching from the sidelines." "Didn't you get like a dozen levels from blowing up one of the buildings that killed a lot of players, NPCs, and cows. The poor, poor cows." "We don't talk about that." "If you say so Mister Pyromaniac. You're a damn Elf of crying out loud." "Hey! That's racist." "No, it's the truth my pointy eared pyromaniac friend." ——————————————— •English is my 3rd language so there will be some mistakes here and there, I apologies in advance. {(Cove is not mine. If the creator of it what's it removed then please let me know and it will be done)}

Vampire Eugene -- a sacrificial lamb slaughtered after half a year of running to fulfil the desires of a templar for fame. He was given a second chance at life after concluding his life with regrets. "I will never again die the same way. If I really did return to the past, no matter what it takes... I will never regret again."