Jokes About Science

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

Lynn traveled through to a magical world that resembled medieval Europe but was endowed with magic power. In this world, magic power could influence and control elementary particles. Therefore... scientific theories were actually magic formulas! The wizards, who were actually scientists in the guise of spellcasters, were struggling to explore the truths of the world under the pursuit and obstruction of the Holy See. It wasn't until Lynn's arrival that an otherworldly version of the Renaissance was set off... Have you ever imagined discussing classical mechanics with a group of wizards, arguing heatedly about the wave-particle duality of light, and obtaining something from the theory of relativity... Other types of classic novels.

What happens when a scientific genius lands in a world of magic? Gene-a sharp mind from a world of logic-finds himself reincarnated in a place where spells and mythical creatures are the norm. But he’s not just here to follow the rules. Armed with both science and magic, Gene’s ready to shake things up. With each new discovery, he’s transforming the way people see magic, turning old traditions on their head and revealing possibilities no one ever imagined. Just how much will his knowledge change this world? Only time will tell. Overhaul in progress -->The story will continue, but there will be some major changes: 1. The narration style will be adjusted to have a third-person point of view. 2. Characterization will be improved. 3. The worldbuilding and magic system will be further developed. These "repairs" to the story are necessary for smoother plot progression. It may take some time, but I aim to complete at least one chapter a day so the story can resume as soon as possible. Apologies for the long hiatus; there’s still much to cover plot-wise, and I hope the story will continue soon.

We follow the story of our new protagonist Leonard Storm as he continues his goal to find the cure to humanities sickness the "nuclei" his journey is filled with obstacles with individuals who want to stand is way, fortunately he has gained allies to stand beside him on this journey

"Your boss doesn't deserve you," Clifford revealed. "Why are you telling me all this?" I narrowed my eyes at him. "Because I want you for myself. You're the woman of my dreams." Compared to how he behaved when he came to deliver stuff to me, he was very blunt now. "What if I don't like you back?" "I'll wait, after all, I'm good at that." He didn't look fazed. "Why me? I don't even own a business of my own." I told him. "You don't need to own a business, Arleen. It's just you I need." "What do you need me for?" "I need you to be my woman, that's all." He answered. **** Arleen Theodore is a secretary who is in love with her boss, Damion Clinton, but he doesn't love her back although he's aware but acts ignorant. Whereas, Clifford Edson, Arleen's delivery guy secretly loves her and tries to find any chance he gets to deliver things to her. BUT when the boss comes in contact with the delivery guy, things go haywire…. could it be that the delivery guy brought out mixed feelings from Damion towards Arleen? Or is the delivery guy Damion Clinton's untold truth?

Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

Elleanyka James Smith, seorang gadis biasa yang baik, memiliki pengalaman tentang perhantuan sejak ia habis bermimpi dan terbagun di tengah malam di saat Sekolah Menengahnya. Ia yang sebelumnya nampak segar bugar dan juga selalu energik, belakangan ini berubah menjadi sosok gadis yang terlihat kelelahan. Dan, hal tersebut membuatnya menjadi pertanyaan untuk Maggie Ruth yang notabene sahabat karibnya dan juga Ayahnya Mr. Smith ada apa gerangan dengan gadis itu belakangan ini. Lantas, sementara hantu-hantu tersebut datang dan pergi dan berseliweran setiap hari untuk curhat dengan Ellea, gadis itu harus bertahan agar kedua orang yang memperhatikannya tersebut tiak mengetahui hal tersebut dan Ellea harus segera mengurus hal ini agar tidak mengganggu kehidupan normalnya. Jadi, akankah Ellea berhasil? Ketahui kisahnya dalam Novel How About you Ghost yuk para pembaca yang baik. Cover by: @Madheee_i / Geetanggit

"All Earth's knowledge, a boost to my brain, and to be unbound by magic capacity or affinity, those are my three requests" said Colt preparing for reincarnation. To reincarnate in another world, a wish he held dear, and now, he's heading to a world of monsters, magic, elves, and riches only he knows how to use . Sworn to not repeat the suffering he went through, Colt will use any and all means to ensure his new life is a good one.

Science Meets Magic: The Rise of Leo In the enchanting kingdom of Eldoria, where science and magic intermingle, a visionary named Leo emerges as a beacon of hope. As the leader of the Order of the Arcane Innovators, Leo is committed to blending the wonders of technology and the mystique of magic to forge a brighter future. However, darkness looms on the horizon. The sinister Shadow Cabal, a clandestine group wielding dark magic, seeks to plunge Eldoria into chaos and seize control. Their ruthless machinations threaten to dismantle the delicate balance that Leo and his allies strive to maintain. Armed with cutting-edge inventions and powerful spells, Leo leads his loyal comrades, including the fierce warrior Elara, the brilliant alchemist Adrian, and the strategic genius Lyra, in a perilous fight against the Cabal. From treacherous forests and hidden catacombs to grand fortresses and royal palaces, their journey is fraught with danger, intrigue, and betrayal. As alliances are forged and secrets unveiled, Leo must navigate a labyrinth of political intrigue and shadowy conspiracies. With the support of King Aldric and unexpected allies, Leo’s determination to protect Eldoria is unwavering. Yet, the Cabal’s influence runs deep, and the threat of treachery is ever-present. In this epic tale of heroism, innovation, and the timeless struggle between light and darkness, will Leo and the Order of the Arcane Innovators triumph over the Shadow Cabal? Or will the kingdom succumb to the growing darkness? Join Leo on a journey filled with thrilling adventures, formidable enemies, and the unbreakable bond of friendship in "Science Meets Magic: The Rise of Leo."

Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month. Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds. "Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god" Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Tales of a modern man named Elias Hawke. Due to his desire of power and his crazy research he opens a portal to another world where he discovers 'mana' that is the basis of magic.. As an op character he is determined to be the most powerful person in the universe. He is caught up in a crazy fanatic cult that wants to summon the demon king in the new world thus his adventure of being the most powerful in the universe begins. He is determined not to be a hero nor the villain thus he hides his power in public.

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"We always wanted to make contact with 'extraterrestrials'...we just weren't aware of the consequences…" First, contact. Then, conflict. When a curious Earth sends peacekeeping forces to observe a medieval civilization on a sister-like planet called Roana, their diplomatic mission takes a startling twist with every bizarre revelation. But when they land on Roana to verify the existence of magic and establish relations with the only other intelligent beings in a cold, lonely universe, the UN peacekeepers have no idea they’ve just opened Pandora’s box, ensnaring them in a war that will rattle all worlds. After all, this strange planet’s gods have powers that defy science—on an almighty scale. As secrets and conspiracies abound amongst the peacekeepers and the natives, it’s up to Bravo Company to unravel the mysteries of this world and establish allies—before the situation spirals into chaos. +++++ Above Eden: Of Science, Magic, and Gods is a bold science-fantasy blending first-contact sci-fi and medieval fantasy, featuring an alien planet home to a feudal empire, magic, and unfamiliar deities. With epic battles, military might, and extraordinary powers, join Captain Jonathan Moore on a dangerous journey across the universe to face down the divine.

The rituals are shattered, and the music has fallen silent in a world clouded with chaos. Gu Qingfeng, having crossed time and space, sought only a life of peace and quiet amidst the turmoil. But with the birth of his first son, he soon discovers that his path is far more complex than he had ever imagined... PS - I will update a lot of chapters until i'm completely caught up with the raws. When caught up, I will start translating another store. COMMENT WHAT STORIES YOU GUYS WANT TRANSLATED. NO HAREMS, AND EVIL MC PREFERRED Support me at: https://patre on.com/TheAiTranslator

【Gadis Kampus Desain×Pria Mafia Dewasa+Cinta beda usia+Cinta Manis】Shou bertemu seorang Pria yang ia harapkan datang untuk menyelamatkan nya di supermarket telah datang. Tapi kenapa harus nampak seperti pria gang yang mengerikan. Harus kah Shou memanggilnya. "Ahjussi..." "(Mengandung Seks Description)"

Once, humanity had learned about all the secrets the world had to offer. Phenomena, consciousness, justice, morality, conviction, and the soul were all understood allowing society to reach a pinnacle of mortality. However, the ambition of humanity was too much. When trying to understand their only God, he pushed humanity back into the dark ages, reverting all knowledge and their technology to the ground. However, humanity had retained one thing from their encounter with God, "Jades", gems formed out of understanding and allowed the supernatural into the hands of those who pursued absolute knowledge. *** Science is absolute. Science is the future. All but for Xander, someone who has been pitied his entire life because of his red eyes that shine an ominous light on his future. But he has lived a comfortable life with his sister River in the outskirts of the kingdom. But all it takes is one horrible day to turn everything around. This is the journey to understand the world around him. The only science available to the tragedy will either save what he treasures most, or be the sole witness to his world's fall. *** I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

After Alex's death, he was transferred to one of the evil characters in a Chinese novel who was killed in the first chapters... Alex tried to change his fate and survive, but every attempt failed, which led to his death a second time... But his story did not end here, rather he found himself going back in time to the past with some strength. Which would help him change his fate this time... Can Alex in this life change his fate and survive, or will he suffer the same fate again?

Fang Yuan woke up and found that he had traveled through time and was participating in a creative competition. The contestants need to write scripts based on the topic! When the program team gave the theme: [Struggle] Everyone was racking their brains to write the old-fashioned story of a teenager studying and a middle-aged entrepreneur... Fang Yuan decided to take a different approach and give the audience a little shock! It's you, the failed art student - Adolf Hitler! At first, the audience thought it was a story about an art student who turned into a great painter, but the more they watched, the more they felt something was wrong... "Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs now? 500,000 marks!" "I want to stand at the highest place in the world and say "Stand at attention" to the whole world!" "I have never been to a military school for a day, but I have taken over the whole of Europe!" When they saw the protagonist in Fang Yuan's writing start a world war and the flames of war ignited the whole world, all the audience were stunned! "Starting a world war, you call this struggle?" "I asked you to write about struggle, what the hell is the rise of the devil!!!" Paypal support link: https://paypal.me/Yashams34

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Theo, a middle-aged man dies just when he was planning to resign from his toxic job. He is reincarnated in another world, were strength reigns supreme. He finds himself in a body of a 14 year old young man who has been thrown out of the Skype Family for his mediocre talent. He never had parents and he never had familial love. When he realized his current predicament, he left the Skype Family in order to live a mortal life in the eastern wastelands. When he reached the eastern wastelands, he gets hit by lightning and a mark appears on his hands. He finds out that the mark contains boundless unknown energy. He starts his new life as a mortal cultivator, who farms, hunts and live a lonely life. He uses the unending energy in his mark to cultivate, make plants grow faster and evolves them into terrifying elixirs. He cultivated a stray cat and turns it into a heavenly beast. His tools awaken spirits and become heavenly treasures. Join Theo as he lives a slow life but becomes a unknown terrifying existence.