Jokes About Science

Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month. Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds. "Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god" Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg

"We always wanted to make contact with 'extraterrestrials'...we just weren't aware of the consequences…" First, contact. Then, conflict. When a curious Earth sends peacekeeping forces to observe a medieval civilization on a sister-like planet called Roana, their diplomatic mission takes a startling twist with every bizarre revelation. But when they land on Roana to verify the existence of magic and establish relations with the only other intelligent beings in a cold, lonely universe, the UN peacekeepers have no idea they’ve just opened Pandora’s box, ensnaring them in a war that will rattle all worlds. After all, this strange planet’s gods have powers that defy science—on an almighty scale. As secrets and conspiracies abound amongst the peacekeepers and the natives, it’s up to Bravo Company to unravel the mysteries of this world and establish allies—before the situation spirals into chaos. +++++ Above Eden: Of Science, Magic, and Gods is a bold science-fantasy blending first-contact sci-fi and medieval fantasy, featuring an alien planet home to a feudal empire, magic, and unfamiliar deities. With epic battles, military might, and extraordinary powers, join Captain Jonathan Moore on a dangerous journey across the universe to face down the divine.

The rituals are shattered, and the music has fallen silent in a world clouded with chaos. Gu Qingfeng, having crossed time and space, sought only a life of peace and quiet amidst the turmoil. But with the birth of his first son, he soon discovers that his path is far more complex than he had ever imagined... PS - I will update a lot of chapters until i'm completely caught up with the raws. When caught up, I will start translating another store. COMMENT WHAT STORIES YOU GUYS WANT TRANSLATED. NO HAREMS, AND EVIL MC PREFERRED Support me at: https://patre on.com/TheAiTranslator

【Gadis Kampus Desain×Pria Mafia Dewasa+Cinta beda usia+Cinta Manis】Shou bertemu seorang Pria yang ia harapkan datang untuk menyelamatkan nya di supermarket telah datang. Tapi kenapa harus nampak seperti pria gang yang mengerikan. Harus kah Shou memanggilnya. "Ahjussi..." "(Mengandung Seks Description)"

Once, humanity had learned about all the secrets the world had to offer. Phenomena, consciousness, justice, morality, conviction, and the soul were all understood allowing society to reach a pinnacle of mortality. However, the ambition of humanity was too much. When trying to understand their only God, he pushed humanity back into the dark ages, reverting all knowledge and their technology to the ground. However, humanity had retained one thing from their encounter with God, "Jades", gems formed out of understanding and allowed the supernatural into the hands of those who pursued absolute knowledge. *** Science is absolute. Science is the future. All but for Xander, someone who has been pitied his entire life because of his red eyes that shine an ominous light on his future. But he has lived a comfortable life with his sister River in the outskirts of the kingdom. But all it takes is one horrible day to turn everything around. This is the journey to understand the world around him. The only science available to the tragedy will either save what he treasures most, or be the sole witness to his world's fall. *** I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

We follow the story of our new protagonist Leonard Storm as he continues his goal to find the cure to humanities sickness the "nuclei" his journey is filled with obstacles with individuals who want to stand is way, fortunately he has gained allies to stand beside him on this journey

After Alex's death, he was transferred to one of the evil characters in a Chinese novel who was killed in the first chapters... Alex tried to change his fate and survive, but every attempt failed, which led to his death a second time... But his story did not end here, rather he found himself going back in time to the past with some strength. Which would help him change his fate this time... Can Alex in this life change his fate and survive, or will he suffer the same fate again?

Fang Yuan woke up and found that he had traveled through time and was participating in a creative competition. The contestants need to write scripts based on the topic! When the program team gave the theme: [Struggle] Everyone was racking their brains to write the old-fashioned story of a teenager studying and a middle-aged entrepreneur... Fang Yuan decided to take a different approach and give the audience a little shock! It's you, the failed art student - Adolf Hitler! At first, the audience thought it was a story about an art student who turned into a great painter, but the more they watched, the more they felt something was wrong... "Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs now? 500,000 marks!" "I want to stand at the highest place in the world and say "Stand at attention" to the whole world!" "I have never been to a military school for a day, but I have taken over the whole of Europe!" When they saw the protagonist in Fang Yuan's writing start a world war and the flames of war ignited the whole world, all the audience were stunned! "Starting a world war, you call this struggle?" "I asked you to write about struggle, what the hell is the rise of the devil!!!" Paypal support link: https://paypal.me/Yashams34

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Theo, a middle-aged man dies just when he was planning to resign from his toxic job. He is reincarnated in another world, were strength reigns supreme. He finds himself in a body of a 14 year old young man who has been thrown out of the Skype Family for his mediocre talent. He never had parents and he never had familial love. When he realized his current predicament, he left the Skype Family in order to live a mortal life in the eastern wastelands. When he reached the eastern wastelands, he gets hit by lightning and a mark appears on his hands. He finds out that the mark contains boundless unknown energy. He starts his new life as a mortal cultivator, who farms, hunts and live a lonely life. He uses the unending energy in his mark to cultivate, make plants grow faster and evolves them into terrifying elixirs. He cultivated a stray cat and turns it into a heavenly beast. His tools awaken spirits and become heavenly treasures. Join Theo as he lives a slow life but becomes a unknown terrifying existence.

Years later on in the future, humans are pivoted into a new age era where technological advancement has been made to everything imaginable. So much so that artificial technology has been born and monitored to observe their interactions with humans. Infinite, an artificial intelligence disguised as a police officer believes he is not the only one navigating Sebrion and pretending to be human. His search comes to a conclusion at the discover of the reaper and the secrets that follow it wherever it goes. Juggling what he thought was the beginning of the end of a precious euthopia, Infinite gets more than what he bargains for in a quest to understand his true nature and find his purpose. But that proves difficult with the danger that lurks in the cracks of Sebrion's judicial system and the NA tech board, surrounded by enemies Finn must decide on what's worth protecting.

Billy Vance, a once-promising actor, was fired after he messed up his role in a movie scene. Depressed and desperate, he started drinking and wasting his life. One night, after a drunken binge, he was hit by a car. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young woman, Dana Morgan and a system. But she wasn't just any woman - she was a D-list artist who had just been robbed of her chance to perform on stage. Vance discovered that the only way to return to his life was to help the woman become a top artist. And the system, Hollywood, a game-like feature was to guide him on his mission to help the woman become a top artist. But to do that, Dana would have to go through Dorian Gray, the almighty god of the entertainment world and Vance's former rival. And Dorian is also interested in Dana. Can Vance succeed in his mission, or will he be consumed by the darkness of the entertainment world? What would become of him when the situation presents that he must first get to Dorian Gray before climbing high to reach that goal? (A/N: Support this book and it's a WSA entry too. Might be a slow burn at some point ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙)

Edmund Aldrich, a guy stuck in his past life , didn't think his life will change so fast until he met this one mysterious girl who turned out to be his strength. The one to shaken his static world. Elora Noelle, a mysterious beautiful woman who turns out to be the immortal soulmate of Edmund's. Inspite of having so many ups and downs they managed to set for their future life. But there comes a time where Elora has to choose between love for Edmund and the reason for his death. Forced to confront painful memories, Edmund will discover undeniable truths about the choices Elora made. But can they overcome all these uncertainties and move towards a better future? . . . *A part from story* I kiss her again, then move down her jawline to her neck. I trace my fingers across the thin skin of her collarbone. She closes her eyes, her cheeks are flushed and she bury her fingers in my warm hair. Telling me how much she likes this, likes me, loves me... "I have loved you for a very long time, Edmund", she whispers against my breath. "From even before that farewell. And that's why I insisted Charlie on taking me to the farewell so that I could meet you." Meeting her again was never a coincidence. Her words surprised me. "But I was at the farewell you know." "Yeah I got to know that but not before I met you the day of our introduction and I read your mind." I smile. I don't know why I smile but thinking about all these, how we met and how we fell for each other makes me smile. But it came out bit like a chuckle. She laughs. When she laughed I wanted her again. I love the sound of her laugh. I take both her hands on both of mine. "Pretty dramatic way of founding each other I see." "Surely". "Oh wait! I'm thinking I'll take that as my inspiration for my novel." "OH MY GOD! EDMUND." She laughs even louder this time. . . Cover credit: Author Hesreth

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…

Jawaban merupakan akhir dari sebuah Pencapaian akan hakikat kebenaran yang terus menyebabkan berbagai makhluk hidup di alam semesta saling bersaing dan membunuh hanya demi untuk mendapatkan jawaban fakta akan setiap awal pertanyaan tentang keberadaan maupun fungsi dari eksistensi mereka. sehingga mereka menelusuri jalan berlika-liku tersebut dengan harapan dapat mendapatkan jawaban yang pasti akan pertanyaan didalam benak pikiran alam bawah sadar. Pertanyaan tersebut layaknya sebuah anggur yang mengisi sebuah cawan suci yang terus menyebabkan terjadinya korosi dan kerusakan bentuk akibat ketidakmampuan nya dalam menampung setiap tetesan anggur tersebut. dari setiap tetesan tersebut lahir berbagai macam perubahan yang terjadi pada setiap makhluk sehingga mereka melangsungkan kehidupan hingga beribu-ribu tahun lama sebelum terjadinya sebuah awal dari pencarian jawaban fakta akan arti keberadaan dunia dan diri mereka masing-masing secara sadar dan penuh pencerahan yang sangat fana.

A story where the love between the same gender is forbidden, but what if that forbeddin is commited by the person who forbids it? What will happen if you know in your self that you like the person who has the saame gender as you? But that person doesn't even know you.. What will happen if that person is not what you actually think he is? Will you still continue to love him? Will you continue to pursue him? Will you trash the rules you did?

The roar of a martyr for truth on the pyre. "The order of celestial bodies in the universe cannot be altered by anyone. The world of stars is not a box. People will eventually recognize the truth of Heliocentrism. You are ultimately just a higher being who claims to be God in this world, not an omnipotent creator." Knowledge is power! Respect for teachers and their teachings, passing the torch from generation to generation, scholars in natural science persevere, passing on their knowledge through the ages. One day, even the so-called gods will merely be dissection specimens on the experiment table! --------------------------------------------------------- THIS IS A TRANSLATION! Author: 一行白鹭上青天 Notable Works: A Sorcerer's Journey Status: Completed (1143 Chapters) Total Recommendation (Rating): 430,400 (The cover will be redone)

The rising number of court marriages across the world is an alarming situation and what does Islam say about court marriage?

Join the recently isekai'd protagonist, Iskandor (yes I'm bad with names)... He was a bright man before his death, knew more about the sciences than his peers yet still retained a knack for picking up on fantasy, be it mythology or the occult... He was a man of two worlds, the worlds of Magic and Science...