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[A blood Oath is calling forth and making a pact with the divine. You have invoked this oath, and now, the body shall pay the price] In her foolishness and desire to have her revenge, Concubine Anabella, the fifth wife of King Julius III, ends up making the forbidden pact. In exchange for her life and the lives of 1000 other people, she begged the demon kind to help make her crippled son the next emperor. She wanted to call an angel to help her, but she ended up calling the First Demon Lord instead and died before she could pay the full price. Now stuck in the body of the crippled illegitimate ninth prince, the First Demon Lord had one goal – to regain his power and make this crippled body the next emperor of this continent. And in his goal, nothing shall remain forbidden. There are no boundaries, and human greed is his bridge. He, who the god once damned, shall rise again to regain control of the human race and take his place at the top of the human race once more. The dawn of the Damned race should come soon.

WPC June 2024 Winner ---------------------------- What would you do, if you could transmigrate to the anime you designed? Upon transmigrate to the anime world, Owen found himself standing at the edge of the arena. A tall, coldly beautiful figure held a staff, arrogantly surveying the crowd! At this moment, the system sounded! [Ding, please choose: 1. Challenge on stage to receive a god-tier reward 2. Abandon the challenge and lose 50% HP!] Challenge! [Ding, congratulations to the Host for obtaining a god-tier reward] [God-tier Talent: Order of Merlin, Host's leveling speed increased tenfold!] [God-tier Skill: Mana Void, Host's surroundings become a no-magic zone!] [God-tier Weapon: Godslayer Staff, the strongest weapon! Can transform into any shape!] Nice, let me show you the power of a transmigrator! At this moment, the system's voice sounded again: [Ding, please choose: 1. Host marries the strongest female antagonist and conquers the world together 2. Abandon the challenge and lose 100% HP!] Excuse me??? Is there even a choice here???

Born to be human, Trained to be an Assassin! Fated to be a god! Growing up to become an assassin whose name speaks dread in the hearts of men, cunning, twisted, and smart - that's Rey Castle. A teenager who would dare challenge a nation just for fun. Serving under the man who raised him as an assassin, Rey's goal is to eliminate the five people responsible for the Baylor Slaughter Incident, an incident that made him an orphan and destroyed his true clan. This goal has burned in his heart since he discovered the truth. Standing at the top of the food chain in a world filled with magic and dreadful powers, entities ready to destroy even the world to obtain the power to transcend mortality. Yet, Rey's hunger for greater power becomes unbearable. The infamous Deathmaker shall experience the true meaning of creation itself. Once mortal, he shall transcend into a state where even constellations aren't equal to him! Becoming one with the Endless!

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

Two souls from different worlds met in a weird twist of fate. An antisocial male mechanic walks the path of solitude while aiming to become the top designer of giant robots of mass destruction, Doppels. However, the jealousy of his surroundings caused an unfortunate "accident," leading him to the brink of death. An evil female cultivator sets out on a path of revenge after getting betrayed by the whole world. However, she was given a chance to redo her life once again from the moment she started her journey. Both souls wandered around a pure white space and met a mysterious system before entering their bodies... But the wrong one?! Female cultivator in the mechanic's body: "Where did my cultivation go?!" Male mechanic in the cultivator's body: "Where did these melons come from?!" Follow the unfortunate love (?) story of the two, who were literally worlds apart, as it unfolds!

This is Cadence Monteclaro story. Warning this story was not suitable for kids. Cadence Monteclaro is the most womanizer you'll ever meet. His cousins and brothers uses to brand him as the f**k boy because of his womanizer ways. In Cadence, he only loved two women and that is his Mother and Sister. and He doesn't know the word Karma. Everyone thinks that he and his cousin was just a mere business they thought it wrong.. Behind the happy-go-lucky was a dangerous man who has hiding. and this was their family secret. They are part of an organization, along with Chaos but no one knew who they were.. They were called the most fearsome people but they were like an invisible No one knows their identities nor there were traces of who they are Would this Damned womanizer meet his match or would he be lonely and just going to play around?. This is Cadence Monteclaro story. Warning this story was not suitable for kids. Cadence Monteclaro is the most womanizer you\'ll ever meet. His cousins and brothers uses to brand him as the f**k boy because of his womanizer ways. In Cadence, he only loved two women and that is his Mother and Sister. and He doesn't know the word Karma. Everyone thinks that he and his cousin was just a mere business they thought it wrong.. Behind the happy-go-lucky was a dangerous man who has hiding. and this was their family secret. They are part of an organization, along with Chaos but no one knew who they were.. They were called the most fearsome people but they were like an invisible No one knows their identities nor there were traces of who they are Would this Damned womanizer meet his match or would he be lonely and just going to play around?.

(Trigger warning: Harsh Language, Abuse, Slavery, Excessive Violence, Injustice) The Celestial is a symbol of the divine, a pillar which stretches high into the heavens. It is worshipped for the blessings it brought upon the world; extraordinary power, revolutionary tools, and beings beyond understanding. Bearing its power will not only change your fate, but the fate of the world. Grelt has existed within a struggle for power for over a century. A war between Angels and Demons ravaged the land, but only ended with the alliance between the angels, the hybrids, and the non-unified. The non-unified race did not receive the divine gifts of the celestial, they were not worthy. As beings who were second to the blessing of the Celestial, they have no choice but to bow before the hybrids and angels. It has been a week since the execution of Jacks parents, and he has taken their place as a miner in the small non-unified town of Logos. He is beginning to feel the despair living the rest of his life under the hybrid alliance, and seeks to change the world he was born into.

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Under the blood-streaked moon, Raelyn is trapped in a nightmarish slaughterhouse, surrounded by twisted corpses and relentless killer. As the butcher carves through his victims with sickening precision, Raelyn must escape the carnage before becoming part of his grotesque collection. Echoes of the Damned is a relentless journey of terror, drenched in blood and unimaginable horror.

In the World of Modern Magic humans struggle against the races naturally endowed with magical abilities, Dark arts have been eradicated from the Human practices and it's teachings destroyed. In this time of constant war a young man appears with a average skill in magic but a mind unlike any other. Using his mind as his only footing in the magus world he ascends using any means necessary, no matter the cost. Follow the journey of the one they would call a madman.

Died a Hero, Reborn as a Demon... The strongest Hero in the world killed the Demon King, the most powerful demon ever to appear on Earth. He achieved something which no other hero could ever do. But alas, the Hero never expected his own girlfriend, his own friends, and the organization he trusted to suddenly turn against him and try to kill him. It was the cruelest blow he was ever dealt in his life. He still didn’t give up and tried to stand his ground, but they had come prepared, and he was caught unawares in their trap. He fought to his death only to find himself transmigrated into a demon’s body! But who would have thought that he would be the husband of the Demon Queen! However, life as the royal consort was not easy at all. So read to find out how he is going to overcome those trying to step on him and finally get his revenge. ===== Discord Link https://discord.gg/HjWkd4nB3z =====

Stell was a young man who was suddenly transported in another world, introduced a unique power system, and told that protagonists existed in that world! With his understanding of novels, he decided to ally with every protagonist he finds and reach the peak! A super lucky person? Now we are friends! A reincarnator? Count me in! Regressor? Of course. Cultivation? Sure! Magic? Can't wait! Evolution? Whatever you want. Join Stell on his journey to the peak with his protagonist friends in the world with countless power systems and cheats. *** Read first 50 chapters as the introductory arc ends around that time, and the pacing, and quality really picks up. But it's good even till then. Thank you.

You are the player who chooses their path. Whatever you choose you will become strong in this world. as it is. you can cheat, lie, but one thing you can't do. All that you know is true and all that you remember will fade within time. remember yourself and your choices. because you are the player and this is very simple. Survive.

In a the modern world where a system panel had shocked the world, claiming that Dungeons and monster were going to invade this World. The system asked them to choose a Class and Skill before the monster apppear. At first they were puzzle, then turn to horror as the monster start to slaughter them without a care in the world. Many human died on that day, and one unfortunate girl happen to be killed by the hand of those monster. The Parents hugged her lifeless and warm body, they had failed to protect their only daughter, and instead were Protected by her. Right when the monster were about to Attack. A Strange Blue aura emitted from their daughter's form, Angelic Wings sprouded from Her back, and a burst of shockwaves knocked all the monster away. The Parents Eyes widen at the sight, their back hiting the wall as they were not spared by the shockwaves. It cause them great pain But that didn't matter to them, they were more shock at their daughter. How could their daughter be Alive? Where did the wings come from? Did their daughter come back to protect them again?! Had their daughter become a Fallen Angel!? Their daughter love them so much that she rejected Heaven and had come back to the living world to be with them instead?! Many question haunted their mind, staring at the back of their daughter's wings and the Blue aura she emitted. "Where the heck am I!?" The daughter spoke to herself, Her face filed with disbelief and dismay as she locked eyes at the monster in front of her. *Woods—I mean Woosh* The monster run away with its tail behind its back, as if it saw death itself staring directly at its very own soul. "Eh? it got scared?" The girl exclaim with a puzzled tone. [Ding! Novel Gacha System Is activated] ......... ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| A/N: How was it? Curious are ya? A/N: Well too bad because there's no chapter yet. A/N: This Novel is Inspired by [ I'm a Loli Clone ] Novel and [ I'm a Loli ] Novel, Both Novel are Written by [ The_Imperfect_Idol ]. A/N: Slow Update by the Way...Maybe One Chapter or Two Chapter per month? Idk. A/N: I'm not a professional Writer, in fact! This Is my first time writing~ A/N: English is not! And definitely will Never be my First Languages! As much as I want it to be~ A/N: This Novel is for my own satisfaction—since daydreaming about this novel—Didn't work anymore~ (T^T)

"Challenger! stop putting weird thoughts into the MC's head!" "Eh, don't worry about it, system. i'm just adding spice into his journey." "Adding spice, my ass! blowing up the academy is straight up manic!" Disclaimer: cover art is not mine

In the bustling streets of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos leads a life indifferent to the chaos around him—until one fateful night changes everything. After ordering a mysterious burger from a peculiar establishment known as Hell's Burger, he finds himself caught in an unexpected and darkly humorous twist of fate. As he experiences the intense flavors of his meal, Carlos is thrust into a shocking reality that intertwines his soul with a sinister queen. With a blend of supernatural elements and gritty urban life, this tale explores themes of desire, consequence, and the surreal nature of existence. Will Carlos navigate the challenges of his newfound predicament, or will he succumb to the whims of the underworld? Dive into a story where every bite could lead to unimaginable consequences!

A sudden and unprecedented event occurred and took place on Earth. A fissure instantly appeared in the clear blue sky, revealing a void devoid of any light beyond, instantly covering the whole planet, leaving no Life, no Hell, and no Paradise behind... Hence the start of a new chaos and a great beginning of life devoid of any hope began. In this apocalypse and lawless world without any limits set upon its beings, a silent dark wisp took form. A wisp that was bound to become the Horror of All was born... "Wait… I’ve become a Ghost?!" _______________________________ Bonus Chapter; Power Stones, 200 PS = 1 Chapter 400 PS = 2 Chapters 600 PS = 3 Chapters ... Golden Ticket, 100 GT = 1 Chapter 200 GT = 2 Chapters 300 GT = 3 Chapters.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

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178th Soaric Year. On a planet named Grishno, an alien kingdom known as the Nedtasoaric prosper in the vast plains of the western continent. Their origin is unknown, even to themselves, and the records of the other indigenous nations have no evidence for their creation. It appears that one day approximately 178 years ago a somewhat tall, hairless creature known as a "human" appeared on the coast of Grefaldia. Although then the human was considered nothing noteworthy, soon their ability, no, want of war was known across the world. However, a new enemy is on the rise, and they will have to settle their differences soon. Also published on various websites under the same name (BurgerEnjoyer)

[Completed] After waking up from a coma, Mel discovers she can control machines and computers. With this power, she seeks revenge for her mother's death and aims to build her empire. Yet, her path takes an unforeseen turn as she encounters the CEO of the top company in the country. Their worlds collide, and love suddenly grows in her heart. *** "Do you like me?" Mel asks. She tries to give him a hint to express his feelings right away. This dangerous man is so cautious. Instantly, Andrew looked at her. His mind is a bit chaotic because this little girl tested his patience. From the first time he saw her, he wanted to tell her his feelings. But he held it. He didn't want this little girl to be scared if he immediately asked her out. After all, they had only met a few times. But now... Does she give me a hint? *** Andrew pulled Mel's waist closer to his body, his eyes looking deep into her grey eyes. They stared at each other. Through their eyes, they expressed their deep love. "Mel, let's get married!" Andrew said in a low voice, but it sounded so lovely. At that moment, Mel felt everything stop. She looked deeper into Andrew's hazel eyes, trying to figure out if he was really serious or just playing a prank on her. But after a while, Andrew's eyes remained the same. She could see from his eyes that what he said came from the bottom of his heart. She felt happy Andrew asked her to get married. She couldn't answer him, not because she didn't want to, but because her lips felt stiff from shock. She could only nod and say it through her eyes; 'Yes, Andrew... Let's get married.' * * * ____ Author Novel: 1. DAMN! I FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM (Completed) 2. The Bride Of Immortal Crown Prince (Completed) 3. Rebirth: Dancing In My Destiny (Completed) 4. The Billionaire's Genius Wife (Completed) 5. Rebirth As The Vampire Lord's Wife (Completed) 6. My Billionaire Ex-Husband Chase Me Back _____ How to contact me: >> Instagram account: authorpurplelight >> Join my Discord Server: https://bit.ly/purplelightserver * * * Note: The book cover belongs to the Author; don't re-use it! * * *

Have you heard of the rumor? There's a witch roamin' around on the streets of Gehenna with her henchmen. The two has been causing a riot here and there, and some witness said that the witch ate some guy's eyeballs. Why you ask? That's the worst part, she's blind. ___ TW: This story contains many disturbing scenes that isn't suitable for sensitive readers. You have been warned.

“I’ll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because I want Riley to suffer for hurting me.” “I don’t care what your reasons are my love, just say yes to me and I’ll worship your sweet, curvy body for the rest of my life, I’ll make you the envy of every woman on earth, just say yes to me, my love.” Mia’s wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to low life pauper, but no one knows who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved and wanted by two billionaire brothers. Who would have thought that she is secretly married to the senior master, her bosses elder brother Drake Osborne, who happens to own 80 percent of the Osborne empire.

A história gira em torno de um jovem de dezoito anos chamado Carlos que mora em uma kitnet no Rio de Janeiro. Em uma certa noite ele acaba experimentando um lanche de uma hamburgueria um tanto diferente, a partir daquele momento sua vida jamais será a mesma. ‍ Carlos acaba morrendo e com isso ele consegue um emprego, mas não é um emprego comum, o seu desempenho será fundamental para que ele agrade os seus superiores e consiga o que não mais o pertence. AVISO!!! Essa Light Novel não é para crianças, a linguagem é pesada e não possui filtros. É uma obra politicamente incorreta que abordará certos temas que pode incomodar o leitor. Para saber mais acesse: https://hellsburger-pre-venda.netlify.app/ Vou deixar o canal do telegram aqui, costumo postar os capítulos com antecedência por lá.  https://t.me/+p6bGExq_SjllYWYx

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In the wake of the first wave of shadow creatures, the world was plunged into ruin, a desolate yet enchanted wasteland. Humanity, driven underground, clung to survival while desperately plotting to reclaim their shattered world. But from the abyss of darkness, something miraculous stirred—a mysterious tree, shimmering with ancient power, appeared overnight. It chose only the strongest of heart, those with unbreakable will, gifting them extraordinary abilities. With these powers, humanity rose from the depths, waging war against the shadows. Yet beneath the surface of their heroic deeds lay a hidden rot. Corruption seeped into their ranks, and arrogance clouded their judgment. As their powers grew, so did the whispers of betrayal. The true battle may not be against the creatures lurking in the shadows—but against the darkness festering within their own hearts. A question lingers: When heroes fall, who will rise to take their place?

Join Kaelen, a ruthless conqueror from a broken world, as he embarks on his inevitable rise to power in a new, unforgiving dungeon-infested Earth. Reborn as Noah Alaric, a seemingly ordinary level 1 hunter, he quickly uncovers his legendary **Night Lord** class, tied to his dark vampiric bloodline. With abilities that bend the very fabric of the world's mana, Noah hides his true strength while navigating the treacherous hunter academy, building his power in the shadows. As Noah levels up, mastering his vampire abilities and swordsmanship, his feats start to catch the attention of powerful figures. However, unbeknownst to his foes, the true danger lies in his unwavering ambition—to conquer not just the dungeons, but the world itself. With enemies lurking and his past never far behind, Noah’s path is one of ruthless manipulation, strategic brilliance, and unrelenting dominance. But in this new world, nothing is what it seems, and even a legendary vampire might find his darkest ambitions tested. Will Noah become the king of this world, or will the weight of his past and the enemies he makes along the way bring him to his knees? Join Kaelen on his journey—where power, betrayal, and blood are the ultimate currencies—and witness the rise of a conqueror who will reshape fate itself. P.S. I aim to declare that the MC is at Fang Yuan's level of complexity and competence—but let’s be real, Fang Yuan is a once-in-a-millennium anomaly. Still, I give it my best shot.