Ketchup Joke In Pulp

How would you feel when you died and saw yourself in the future but this future is not one you wished for even your enemy to wake up to. When Captain Aria, a decorated soldier medic, is killed in battle, she is mysteriously transported to a damaged future, where she must navigate through an apocalypse, she must confront her own mortality, and fight to restore hope in a desperate world. In the year 2024, Captain Aria , a highly skilled and fearless soldier medic was part of an elite special forces unit. During this critical mission, she was fatally wounded and left for dead. However, Aria's death is only the beginning as She was thrown through time and space to the year 2178, where a catastrophic apocalypse has transformed the world into a wasteland. Aria awakens in a harsh, unfamiliar landscape that has been scarred by environmental disasters, nuclear devastation, and mutated insects. The once blue skies is now a toxic haze that reeks of ash and smoke. Aria was determined to survive this apocalypse and as she struggles to survive with her marine skills, she discovers some scattered survivors and someone she held dear. *** Released times are every day. I might release from 1_4 chapters a day so expect to read continuously. hehe ******** NOTE: This book is participating in Cupid Quill October so please your vote, gifts and comments is deeply appreciated

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

The first day of school doesn't go as planned. Nikko is late and he's literally running to school. He's so nervous, and the random guy that laughed at him while rushing through a crossroad, didn't add up to his mood.... *I am not an owner of the cover photo*

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

In 31 days, I will have aged another year. In 30 days, I will be killed. In 28 days, I will have fought someone I believed to be my closest ally. In 21 days, I will have lost everyone I held dearest to me. In 14 days, I will be betrayed. In 7 days, I will cause a war. Tonight, I will have gone mad. 

It seemed as if all the reason to live disappeared from my life. My long time lover cheated on me. He was my only way to get out of this shitty house but that disappeared with his cheating on me. I got married to notorious archduke of the empire. Who would have known that he would become the reason to give me hope of life.

Com a invasão dos aethyris e o caos dominando a Terra, dois deuses fazem uma aposta decisiva: um humano escolhido receberá um grande poder. Se ele usar essa habilidade para o bem, a humanidade e os aethyris serão salvos; se falhar, a destruição será inevitável. Agora, o futuro de duas raças depende de Ren, um jovem que já vislumbrou o inferno na Terra.

"Will you be my daughter?" Helena became the fake daughter at the suggestion of Grand Duke. She became the Queen, gave birth to the son of the Crown Prince and established her position. Princess Veronica, who she thought was dead, appeared in front of her. She was just a doll. Eventually she was taken and killed... But, she was back in the past. "I'm going to destroy you all." She would never live as a doll again. Helena decided to take revenge. This is purely angst filled revenge with a smart reincarnated MC with hands full of cards and has schemes that are profitable for her. She is the leader. At points will be disappointed with how obvious the plot is but this novel uses it in very entertaining way. An interesting revenge story where she takes revenge by destroying her powerful enemies of previous life. MC has tragic past life and is back with future event knowledge and admits how some things are changed due to her interferences. MC is smart working rather than hard working cause she uses all the knowledge she has of the future, she has seen, to the fullest. MC is obviously op and is building and leading the new era trend. follow me on Instagram @shal.2383

"Listen carefully, the symphony of death has begun" I closed my eyes after he whispered these words in my ear.Between enthusiasm, fear and anticipation , I focus on what I will hear now.

After Astraea's disappearance, everything changed. Sorin got depressed. Soteria became angry and disappointed in his first son. Zemira cracked. ...and Cassian...well, he was lonely...again. Everyone thought she was dead except Cassian and Sorin. They knew she was out there somewhere, but where? It had been fifteen years. Then one day, Sorin saw a familiar pair of grey eyes and was instantly drawn to who had them. Astra, the granddaughter of the Sarissa of Holeian, an enemy of Thurtian.

One Night. Just One Night. It took just one night to change Zemira's whole life. In one night, she had met the Mad Viscount. In that same night, she had a one-night stand with him. Zemira is plunged out of her crazy and wild lifestyle after she discovered that she was carrying Cassian's baby. She was going to be a mother. Which meant no drinking late at night, no more wild horse racing, no more vaping, no more hanging out with the Duke's son...because she was getting married to the Mad Viscount. Zemira has to deal with the consequences of a one-night stand and learn things about her husband...and maybe fall in love with him

In the year 2150, humanity has spread across the stars, colonizing distant planets and establishing a network of space stations. Among these interstellar pioneers is Captain Aria Valen, a decorated pilot and commander of the starship Elysian. Dedicated to her mission and crew, Aria has little time for romance, having locked away her heart after a past betrayal. On a routine mission to deliver supplies to the remote colony of Zephyr-9, Aria's ship encounters a mysterious distress signal emanating from an uncharted planet. Reluctantly, she diverts course to investigate, discovering a small, crashed vessel and a lone survivor: Dr. Ethan Cross, a brilliant and enigmatic astrophysicist. Ethan, working on a top-secret project, claims to have unlocked secrets about a rare cosmic phenomenon that could revolutionize space travel. Despite his guarded demeanor, Aria is drawn to his intellect and quiet strength. As they work together to repair Ethan's ship and uncover the truth behind his research, their mutual respect blossoms into something deeper. However, their growing connection is tested by external threats. A ruthless space pirate, Captain Lyra Nox, seeks the same knowledge Ethan possesses and will stop at nothing to obtain it. Aria and Ethan must navigate treacherous space battles, decipher hidden codes, and outmaneuver Lyra's relentless pursuit. As danger looms, Aria and Ethan realize that their bond is not just a fleeting romance but a powerful alliance that could alter the fate of humanity. Together, they must make a choice: protect their newfound love or sacrifice it to save countless lives. "WE FELL IN LOVE IN SPACE" is a tale of adventure, trust, and the unbreakable bonds forged among the stars. It's a journey that explores the limits of human courage and the infinite possibilities of love.

Jess has long for a partner by her side to cement a lifelong relationship. Then Mr. Alejandro Sanchez dropped into her life the embodiment of perfection can she resist or will she be engulfed by him? keep reading to find out

Alex a weak but hard working hunter would do anything to make survive in this cruel world but die in the hands of person he loved a most in the end of life he regret but he cannot do anything. Soon everything around his become dark do not know what happened then soon woke up to his hotel room in his first day of apocalypse in a second chance Alex make his girlfriend and friend to pay what they did to his life and become the strongest hunter to control is life and he is the one to control everything and every person life in the universe

**Title:** *Whispers in the Night* **Synopsis:** In the sultry, moonlit town of Rosewood, Emma Bennett leads a seemingly ordinary life as a librarian by day. By night, she escapes into her writing, crafting tales of passion and desire. When she meets Jake Sinclair, a mysterious and magnetic new arrival, her quiet world is turned upside down. Drawn to each other by an irresistible force, their connection ignites a whirlwind romance filled with intense longing and secret encounters. As their relationship deepens, Emma and Jake must navigate the shadows of their pasts and the whispers that threaten to expose their most intimate secrets. *Whispers in the Night* is a tantalizing journey of love, trust, and unbridled desire.

Are you looking for something fresh among reincarnations, isekai and Mary Sue? I offer my short story to rehabilitate your brain) P.S. This is my first story and English is my second language, so recommendations and constructive criticism are welcome.

"I'm a low-level citizen in my village; how could I repay you without providing myself as a maid to you? Don't you need one, my Lord?” she asked in a trembling voice. "I don't a maid precisely, why did you possibly think I'll waste my money to rescue your sister if I only needed you as my maid?" he asked in a sarcastic tone, looking deep into her eyes. "I don't need you as my maid, but as someone close to me, I didn't help you because of what I expected in return. I need you, my Ivore (love), since you are my mate, someone I have been waiting to meet since my three hundred years on earth," “What are you saying, my Lord?" she stutters and takes a step back, terrified. She noticed him flashing his brows at her in distress, and she wonders why. "I am the cursed dragon, and you are my mate. But, because you're a human, you have to surrender your virginity for me to relieve the curse, and I have to mark you as mine," he announced, stunning her to the core, and seeing him move closer to her made her want to scream but couldn't bring herself to. After getting an inch closer to where she stood, he halted on spot, "I won't force you, just say what your heart wants and I would accept it," “Even if it does hurt you, my Lord?” she slutters and he gave out an appealing nod. "I can't offer you what you asked for; in my realm, I'm only a nobody. And I am scared I will be permanently in debt to them. Finally, I'm terrified of your kind; you're bloodsucking beasts!" she yelled angrily, and her comments triggered him emotionally, but he slowly mumbled. "Alright, I'll take you home with your sister in the evening, if that's what you really wanted," he said nothing else, and he walked away from her faster than normal. ---------------------------------- Mackenze, desperate to save her litle kid sister, unknowingly surrendered herself to the powerful Dragon King. However, after she realized she was his mate, things went beyond her expectations. A long-awaited mate for nearly two hundred years—someone capable of alleviating his curse. However, she does not appear prepared due to her disdain for his people. The mighty King, Xzayvier, accepted her decision and now awaits what will happen to him once his mate rejects him. However, Xzayvier was surprised when he spotted his mate at the Dragon mating ceremony night, forced to be someone else's mate!

When I think of the greatest blade I don’t think of one that can cut anything, no I think of one that could cut through the very fate and destiny of the world, one that could cut through the bonds of time. A tower, one that had consumed earth and its inhabitants. Filled with magic and opportunities, one that may just give me the chance to create the greatest blade, the one that I had dreamed of for so long.

Napoleon Bonaparte, who defeated Austria, Prussia, Russia and Great Britain and became the true ruler of Europe. After the revolution, he resigned as president and enjoyed his retirement in Louisiana. One day, he opened his eyes... And he was the Emperor? This is the story of Napoleon, who awoke in a parallel world just before the Russian campaign.

Humans ended their own planet, the one's that used to fear an alien invasion, ended up becoming the invaders. The entire universe became a battle field, in which there is no way of knowing, which side will win.

The amount of magian essence present in the world has increased tenfold over the past decade. Men slaughtered each other to kingdom come as their leaders struggled to grab as much of this power as possible. Entire Nations, continents, monarchies reshaped as a result of this sudden spike in magian energy. It is true what they say, that power corrupts. For wherever there is power, there will always be those who abuse it. Such is the nature of humans. Whomever possesses the means to greed for more will do exactly that, at any cost. Waging war was no longer a significant decision, these bloody battles were as commonplace as children playfighting. Yet in the midst of all this chaos, a phenomenon like nothing else the world has ever seen before arose. The emergence of a class of mages that were more Godlike than man... the birth of Legacies. Every scale of power that existed was shattered, and the exponential growth of power up to this point was completely forgotten. But this would not be the last miracle humanity will witness... no... something more... awesome... or maybe... sinister was in store.

Alaris

Do you think I'm evil...? This story swivels in 4 distinct intervals of time, which co-relate to one another through the repercussions of a single fraud, residing profoundly in the following years: (Year 10, Year 11, Year 21, and the present.) This story follows a non-linear narrative writing pattern; with flashbacks that incorporate discrete and implicit viewpoints. Hope you enjoy it!