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"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep.

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

Gue ga nyangka kalau di tahun ajaran baru ini gue bakal sekelas sama cowok yang bener-bener gue benci, Si Pete! Gue yang cewek baik-baik ini harus sekelas sama cowok yang bandel, suka bolos, dan paling nyebelin sedunia! Bisa dibilang Si Pete ini bad boy. Camkan sekali lagi, BAD BOY!! Penderitaan gue nambah ketika gue sama Pete duduk semeja alias sebangku. Hari gue bener-bener hancur sama tuh anak! Sampai akhirnya gue tau rahasia besar dalam hidup Si Pete. Rahasia yang mengubah banyak hal, termasuk mengubah rasa benci gue.. (tonton TRAILERnya di IG @cerita.elin)

The war in the kingdom intensified, and the orcs from the North were ready to take action. They traveled through time and became the ninth son of a Count. He was not qualified to inherit the title, but accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to build a territory and obtain a title. [Daily information has been updated] [1: Renn was wandering around the Lucerne town market today and accidentally bought a life fruit from Mijie’s pulp shop. After taking it, he officially condensed the life seeds] [2: In the northern part of your territory, there is an extremely rich iron mine among the Golimbo tribe] [3: In ten days, your territory will be attacked by tauren] [4. After seven days, there will be a group of unicorns looking for food in the west of your territory] 【5：…………】 [6: Engel Dressrosa seems to have some troubles, coming from the limitations of his own strength] 【7:……】 This is a translation, All credit goes to the original author: If life is just like a dream

Summary HI. Everyone This story is about a journey to the top by an arrogant and pervert boy named Trevor who met a prideful system after he died from an infamous truck- kun. Along the way, where he faces powerful immortals, gods many other creatures and beats them to pulp and there are no things he can't do but there is one thing he can't avoid is to getting trolled by his system which treats him as a slave System: [Slave have pride in what you do. The moment you lose your pride, then it's a one-way ticket to hell].

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life.

The strongest man in the world has grown bored of the world. After becoming the strongest, the world was supposed to entertain him! But no, the world felt so bland, so soft, so boring. “Let’s shake things up a bit”. Orchestrating the battle of the millennium, the strongest man beat the 10 strongest astral warriors in the world to a pulp, doing his best to make it a showpiece before going with a bang. Yes, the strongest man killed himself. ‘This is the only way to reset this boring world’. He killed himself after leaving the only inheritance that he could think of to make the world exciting. Fast-forward 45 years and a boy was born, Ramon Brenden. He inherited the will of the once strongest man in the world. “Hehe, I shall become the strongest”. “I shall create the best crew of astral travelers in the world”. “The best cook?” “They’re mine”. “What’s life without music? The best musician is mine”. “The best warriors are mine”. “I shall become the new King of astral travelers!” ... NOTE: I'll be updating 2 chapters per day, I'll drop milestones for mass release with time if I'm satisfied with the engagement. Thanks in advance for reading. For those who saw the previous one, I reuploaded it for WSA.

Addux Kaname goes back in history after almost losing a fight with a demon.His life repeats without him knowing it. He becomes one helpless guy. He is beaten to a pulp but he is saved by a cute girl who invites him to her school. It gets More crazy when the girl discloses that she was just after the amulet he was wearing inorder to revive a powerful demon known as Berxly who has the power to free her and other demons from the reign of Destroyer. Addux gets caught up in the mix and becomes a vessel for demon Berxly

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me.  But it was worth trying to make this my new life. ____________________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is not my work nor translation! Original: Chungeoram Translation: https://eatapplepies.com/trash-of-the-counts-family/

What happens when a crappy author is sent into his own crappy book? *** Hori Willaims is an unemployed author working on his masterpiece to submit in the editor’s panel with the hopes of publishing his book. One of the editors identify his work as thrash and in a fit of rage, he beat the editor to a pulp. Little did he know, he just made the decision that would turn his life around. After a blissful sleep, he wakes up to realize that he transmigrated into the book that he wrote, what’s worst is that he transmigrated into one of the thrash talents that is completely beaten up by the MC. Using his knowledge as the author, Hori navigates the world and gets stronger.

A handsome half-orc with a hulking body filled with perfect muscles stands carrying a great axe over one shoulder. His neon blue eyes watching the void, waiting for those that would threaten his world. Huge creatures with monstrous figures, beasts of the abyss, here to kill the orc. Their angered shrieks and pained screams filled the air. The corpses of these monsters surround his body, forming his throne of dread. His long tail smashed down, turning them into pulp while using his brutal axe with powerful chops, cleaving them into pieces. "This world shall become ours; you cannot stop our legion! Orc!" a distorted and evil voice sounded. "WATCH ME!" Shouted the orc, filled with confidence and pride. In defiance, a purple mist shrouded him as he transformed into a monster himself, with long gryphon wings and sharp horns from his head—a hulking muscular body and legs filled with thick scales and black hooves. Bang! The orc stepped forward, his heart burning with passion and desire as he bellowed with a demonic and distorted voice. "I am the Sovereign of Dread, foul Daemons. This is MY world! Return to your wasteland to rot, or DIE!" He was a manticore, the only male manticore ever to exist. He fights not for power. Not for glory! Alistair "Raven" Granbell fights only for his beloved women and because he LOVES to fight the strong and crush them under his axe Mor'vaal and prove he deserves his Dread Sovereign title. Dread Sovereign is exclusively published on Webnovel.com.

Author : Koushun Takami Koushun Takami's notorious high-octane thriller is based on an irresistible premise: a class of junior high school students is taken to a deserted island where, as part of a ruthless authoritarian program, they are provided arms and forced to kill one another until only one survivor is left standing. Criticized as violent exploitation when first published in Japan - where it then proceeded to become a runaway bestseller - Battle Royale is a Lord of the Flies for the 21st century, a potent allegory of what it means to be young and (barely) alive in a dog-eat-dog world. Made into a controversial hit movie of the same name, Battle Royale is already a contemporary Japanese pulp classic, now available for the first time in the English language.

" Zach please take care of my child while am still in the hospital" Evie told her big brother. " don't worry sis we shall be awaiting for your return home. " Zach assured his little sis mom ... don't leave me mom... the young girl's voice echoed through the walls "my darling you must promise me to never back out and keep your head held high, never repeat the same mistake as I have done. Promise to prove yourself right and not the world. Emma a young girl who lost her mom(Evei) coz of being falsely accused of a crime and beaten to pulp which landed her into a coma in hospital where she later dies, suddenly realizes that the world is not as comfy and peaceful as her mom used to tell her. People were worse than monsters, but she kept to her word and became the most powerful woman in the country. What will happen to those who led to the death of her mom, And about her dad will she be able to discover who he really was and why he left her??? stay with me as we discover her journey of being the most powerful and feared Lady

[18+] Terdapat part yang mengandung adegan dewasa. Lanjutkan membaca, karena bahasa yang digunakan cukup sopan untuk dinikmati. Prisyadila Aranasha. Siswi SMA Medika Kencana yang punya sifat yang susah ditebak, kebiasaan bolos yang melekat, tomboy, serta sulit menerima cowok. Namun, siapa sangka gadis yang terbilang badgirl itu malah menjadi incaran para Most Wanted SMA-nya. Keluarga yang berantakan sebab hadirnya orang ketiga membuat dirinya dendam pada kedua orang tua tirinya, sehingga ia ingin menghancurkan keluarga mereka dengan harapan keluarganya bisa kembali utuh seperti semula. Namun, perjalannya tidak mulus sebab dia malah suka pada saudara tirinya. Kembali dihantui dengan sebuah kejadian di mana dia ditinggalkan oleh orang yang sangat dia sayangi membuat daftar dendam dalam dirinya bertambah, ia ingin mengusut tuntas kasus kematian itu. “Nyawa harus dibyar dengan nyawa!” Fakta mengejutkan ia ketahui. Orang yang selama ini dia cari berada tepat di hadapannya, bahkan merupakan orang yang sedang dia sayangi. Memanfaatkan cinta yang sedang dia jalani untuk membalaskan sebuah dendamnya malah menjadi boomerang untuk dirinya. Cinta yang penuh dendam malah berubah menjadi cinta yang diselimuti oleh sebuah nafsu yang mendalam serta gairah yang membakar membuat rencana yang sudah tersusun rapi menjadi berantakan, ia harus menerima laki-laki yang seharusnya menjadi titik akhir dendamnya malah menyandang status sebagai suaminya. “Ternyata rencanaku begitu jauh dengan Takdir-Mu.” “Suamimu adalah buah dari dendam yang kau tanam.” Siapa laki-laki yang menjadi suami Prisya? Bagaimana Prisya membalaskan dendamnya dan kenapa dendam yang dia miliki berbuah suami? Semua pertanyaan itu akan terjawab di dalam cerita ini 'Suami Buah Dendam'.

Sebuah perjalanan cinta seorang Anak Remaja di bangku sekolah, tentu banyak pengalaman yang di laluinya. suka duka dan Roman roman yang selalu menghiasi perjalanan cerita cinta Seorang Remaja. Maka tidak salah dan sangat Akurat jika syair dalam sebuah lagu mengatakan. " Kisah kasih di sekolah. tiada kisah paling indah kisah kasih di sekolah. Ilham adalah seorang cowok yang termasuk kategori, mempunyai bentuk tubuh ideal, berkulit putih berambut hitam tebal agak gondrong, berbadan tegap, serta mempunyai karakter yang krab dalam berkomunikasi dan berteman. vira adalah seorang cewek cantik dan manis, berkulit mulus, berambut lurus dan berponi tipis, berlesung pipi sebelah kiri, di seluruh tubuhnya berbulu tipis dan juga termasuk dalam kategori siswa yang berprestasi di sekolah. Doni adalah seorang cowok humoris teman dekat ilham, bahkan teman sejak kecil dulu, yang selalu bersama dalam senang ataupun susah. namun sering gagal dalam bercinta hehe. Robert adalah seorang anak konglongmerat yang menjadi salah satu Donatur tetap di sekolah, Berpenampilan sesuka hatinya, sering bolos sekolah di jam pelajaran, suka membuat masalah dengan siapa pun yang tidak mau mengikuti permintaanya, suka gonta ganti cewek dengan dalih anak seorang yang berpengaruh di sekolah. Gilang adaah seorang siswa yang berprestasi di sekolah, Rajin dan disiplin, agak pendiam dan suka membantu teman temanya terutama dalam hal pelajaran sekolah. Dalam perjalanan cinta dan kisah kasih di sekolah mereka, kira kira siapakah nantinya yang akan menjadi pemenang untuk memiliki hatinya vira dan menjadi kekasihnya. yuk kita ikuti ceritanya di novel yang berjudul " HARTA TAHTA VIRA " ini sampai selesai.... !

*Excerpt* "I am thinking of taking out a loan," I rolled my eyes, and thought to myself secretly, 'what an idiot but I can help this idiot!' I began with my lecture, educating a dedicated 'servant' is the duty of the 'master'. "A loan from a bank takes around 30 years to pay off, but if you rob a bank you are out in 10," "Ah...erm...Di'ordi what's with your head?" I felt puzzled by this, I mean my logic is sound! you don't have to worry about food and shelter in prison. I mean my 'servant' is decent enough to become a big boss while in prison. "Nothing, I robbed a bank a while back but my accomplice got caught the fool spent 10 years in prison but now she's out and living well." Ah, my last life but she will never know. "f*ck!" "No need to spout such filthy words, I haven't beaten you to a pulp or anything," -- Di'ordi had lived a fulfilling life and died beside the man she loved and surrounded by the men who secretly loved her. Of course, those men had been repeatedly suppressed for the past hundred years but because they are in fact his shattered soul made flesh weakening him, he had granted them a boon to stay by her side as her friends. Upon her death, his fracture souls were then bonded to her wandering soul and followed her to the thousands of light-years away planet to be reborn and join her once again. The issue is, it became a bit complicated due to her siblings and other circumstances. --- *Disclaimer notice: the cover is not mines, credit to the original owner* original novel~ please vote, thank you~ WPC February event~

In a futuristic power struggle between three races, Humans, Shifters, and Alchemists a teenage boy is unknowingly born with the power to stop it all. " I'm... 200 years in the future? Can a loser like me... really start over?" Lars the loser, was the smallest and weakest kid in his high school. Everyday he was shoved into lockers and beaten to a pulp. When his high school bully beats him into a coma, Lars draws his last breath thinking. "Am I going to die a loser?" When He awakes from his coma, he finds himself reincarnated to the year 2230 , inside of an academy. And that he is no longer a human, but he is now a Shifter, a being with supernatural powers. Lars, now on the body of a Shifter named Axel, sets out to become the strongest Shifter in his academy. Learning from the bullying he experienced in his first life, he sets off on an adventure to become the strongest. However, as he navigates through the academy he has premonitions of a great tragedy that he realized he had dreamed about in his previous life.

A men born and raised in a peaceful world,suddenly transmigrated in a world of swords and magic.He should be celebrating as the dream of being isekied has become reality, Celebrating as he no longer have to hear tv channels everyday saying that world is about to end, world super powers are about to launch a war,government policy sucks, people protesting against forced vaccination, pollution killing planet and its animals, celebrity scandal etc.....all full of negatives. And when all of worlds people where suffering, you got lucky and gone to a great world, leaving this hellhole known as Earth!!!!!!!!!! You should be celebrating, right???? But the very moment you open your eyes in this new journey you were welcomed with a loud slap. out of nowhere,boys started to kick you to pulp,teachers disdains you for your low aptitude.there is no concept of industrialisation revolution, so if you born poor you are destined to die poor if not have a good aptitude. A world were humans yet to gain supremacy over other inhabitants unlike your previous one. A world where countries constantly fought each other unlike your where countries just show off there nuks but Don't use them. A world where there is no tv,smartphone,computer like your previous one. A world where there is no science but magic and occults. A world where human life has no value if not born with a golden spoon. Are you sure you are the luckiest one! ........... For grammar mistake, please bear with it for now. It will improve slowly but surely in near future. ............ book cover is collected not mine. .......... This is a pure imagination work, If you find any similarities with real world,novels,comics etc please show leniency.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life.

Arya Chayton, seorang remaja yang sangat menyukai olahraga. Cintanya pada olahraga tak setengah hati. Hampir semua permainan olahraga ia kuasai. Arya terkenal cukup nakal di sekolahnya karena sering bolos pelajaran. Ketika mengikuti pelajaran sekalipun, ia lebih memilih tidur atau berbicara dengan temannya sendiri. Namun saat mengikuti ekstrakulikuler, justru ia paling semangat. Sebaliknya, Arya memiliki teman bernama Amelia Regna. Ia gadis seumuran dengan Arya, dan mereka berteman akrab sejak kecil. Amelia sangat suka belajar dan sering mendapat nilai sempurna di semua mata pelajaran. Tak ada pelajaran yang ia benci, kecuali olahraga. Ia selalu mendapat nilai merah ketika menerima hasil ujian olahraga. Suatu ketika orang tua Amelia mendapat kesempatan untuk bekerja di Denmark. Mau tak mau mereka harus pindah rumah dan berganti kewarganegaraan. Arya terus menunggu hingga bertahun-tahun, mengharap kembalinya Amelia. Sejak itu, rasa cinta Arya pada Amelia mulai tumbuh hingga akhirnya mereka bertemu kembali di universitas yang sama.

Nari the girl, whose punches every other guy of her age in her school had tasted. Park Ye Jun, the guy who excessively seemed interested in this tomboy who had entered his life first when she beat the pulp out of his friend. Nari hated Ye Jun but Park Ye Jun never missed a chance of showing his feelings to her. But then why suddenly he left the city and cut ties with everyone, even Nari. Why did he leave Nari alone when she wanted him finally? And what will happen when he finally comes back and Nari hates him again? Join them on the wistful, humourous, and sometimes unpredictable journey of them, The Page Where We Left... The total number of chapters (targeted): 150. Updates: Two chapters daily. The Privileged readers can get access to a sneak peek of further two to four chapters. It's a slow burn so buckle yourself up for A long journey!!!! Catch me on insta: _aislinn_jasper_ or talk to me on discord: Aislinn_Jasper #2125

Batty adalah wanita yang tidak terlalu cantik dan sering dicampakkan oleh para lelaki. Namun, berkat otaknya yang cemerlang, ia berhasil menjadi seorang sekertaris di sebuah perusahaan besar. Suatu hari, setelah dicampakkan untuk ke sekian kalinya, Batty a pergi ke pub. Di sana ia bertemu dengan William, seorang pria tampan, tetapi tidak terlalu pintar. Batty mabuk berat dan William terpaksa membawanya ke apartemennya. Batty tidak mengingat apa yang terjadi padanya, ketika ia bangun tubuhnya dalam keadaan setengah telanjang. Keadaan Batty bertambah buruk, direktur baru yang sudah lama dinantikan, akhirnya datang pada waktunya yang sangat tidak tepat. Sebagai sekertaris, sudah seharusnya Batty hadir lebih awal dari pada atasan, tetapi ia malah bolos kerja karena mabuk berat. Akan tetapi siapa sangka bahwa Batty dan William adalah bawahan dan atas yang memiliki sikap saling bertolak belakang. Pertemuan pertama mereka bahkan diwarnai dengan pertengkaran yang hebat. "Aku tidak menginginkan sekertaris yang tidak pandai menjaga diri seperti dirimu. Mulai dari sekarang kau di pecat," kata William pada Batty. "Aku juga tidak sudi menjadi bawahan bos cabul seperti dirimu. Kau lelaki menjijikkan, lebih hina dari pada sampah," kata Batty lebih pedas dari pada semangkuk cabai. Bagaimana kisah mereka, akankah mereka bekerja sama dan saling memaafkan? ataukah kisah mereka berakhir seperti hujan di bulan kemarau?

Ane and Gil are the bestest of best friends. They always do things together. They eat together, laugh together and cry together like normal friends would but.. They sleep together, bathe together and f*ck together like rabbits would ______________________________________________ Excerpt: A certain 8-year-old cries to her mom "Mom! when i woke up.. *sob* my peens stood up.. *sob*and.. and.. it turned red! *sob* Am I going to die?" A certain doctor mother with a stoic face camly explained to her son " It is called nocturnal penile tumescence. It is normal for boys like you because your testosterone is at its peak during morning. You will not die from it. And it is penis not peens." A certain husband looks at his wife "Um.. Honey.. isn't too advance for our Gilly?" A certain wife looks at her husband as if he's an idiot "I have an IQ of 175, and most likely he inherited it from me. He could understand it clearly." A certain bullied husband could only sigh in exasperation. His wife is too smart to argue with. "Dad, do you also have nocturnal penile tumescence?" "Um.. Yes" "Then how could my penis go down?" "Um.. I.." A certain father looks uncomfortable because of his child awkward question "I normally do this to your dad" A certain wife grabs a banana and grips it "and I massage it up and down" She slides her hand up and down on the banana. A certain husband suddenly loosen his necktie "Um.. Honey.. isn't too explicit?" The child looks at his mom in amazement and suddenly forms an idea. 'So I have to look for someone to help my penis to go down. Maybe Ane could help me' he thought. Then he suddenly runs towards his bedroom where his best friend stayed for a night. "Ane! wake up! You have to help my penis go down!" A certain cute doll-like girl woke up and said while rubbing her big almond eyes. "What's a penis?" *Cover is not mine*

Ketika Cinta mempertemukan dua manusia berbeda generasi dan menyatukan dua hati yang saling bertolak belakang dengan konflik pada fase yang berbeda Keyal Bryana Aeidel, Gadis berusia 21 tahun seorang pramuniaga di salah satu Mall ternama di kota bahkan negaranya. Dengan paras yang cantik, anggun, jiwa keibuan, body bak gitar spanyol tak lupa rambut hitam lebat miliknya dan bibir yang sexy membuat (Eyal) menjadi incaran manusia berjenis kelamin laki-laki, tapi sayang tak ada yang bisa meluluhkan Eyal.. Namun semua berubah saat Eyal harus di pertemukan bahkan berususan hingga kejenjang pernikahan dengan, Edrick Arvin  Darroll (Ed) seorang remaja berusia 17 tahun yang memiliki sifat seperti remaja pada umumnya urak-urakan, sering berkelahi, pembuat onar, suka bolos bahkan buruknya salah satu incaran guru BK di sekolahnya namun  Ed memiliki paras yang menawan, body superhot dan tak lupa otak berIQ di atas rata rata, sehingga  menjadi incaran semua gadis yang bertemu dengannya tapi sayang Ed tidak bisa hidup hanya berpatokan dengan 1 gadis sehingga di juluki BadBoy spesies lelaki brengsek namun dapat meluluhkan banyak hati. Pertemuan kedua manusia berbeda generasi ini membuat keduanya berada di dalam sebuah mainan takdir yang entah harus dikatakan keberuntungan atau kesialan. Tentu saja kesialan bagi Eyal yang harus pasrah berada di dalam satu kamar dengan bocah urak urakan an seperti Ed, yang sayangnya berparas bak dewa yunani dengan tambahan body hotnya dan Keberuntungan bagi Ed bertemu dengan Eyal gadis berperilaku dewasa dengan paras yang menawan dan tentunya body gitar spanyol yang dimiliki Eyal menjadi poin utama keberuntungan seorang Ed .... ...... ........ "Bocah ingusan kayak kamu bisa jadi pendamping saya? jangan mimpi!" -Keyal "Kaka... bocah ingusan ini yang nyebol gawang kaka pertama kali. So mau gak mau kaka harus jadi istri dede Edrick yang tampan mempesona ini" -Edrick Bagaimanakah kisah sepasang manusia beda generasi ini?  temukan jawabannya dengan memantau setiap part cerita ini, walaupun mungkin cerita seperti ini sudah pasaran wkwkwk Tapi percayalah ini real imajinas serta ada beberapa yang memang terjadi di dalam kisah nyata gw secara tidak langsung... JAN LUPA BINTANG DAN KOMENNYA SAY!!! WARNING ADA KATA² KASAR DAN ADEGAN 18+... bijaklah memahami dan membayangkan alur cerita ini.

Siapa yang gak kenal gue? yuk kenalan! Peringatan! "banyak contoh yang menyesatkan sekaligus mengharukan," --- Hasutan teman bisa mempengaruhi bagaimana diri kita kedepannya. Ace anak kelas 11 yang sudah bertahan selama satu tahun dengan kejamnya guru kesiswaan di STM 1 SPA, bolos, pergi dan pulang seenaknya sudah menjadi kebiasaan Ace. Menerima tawaran Bang Rian, ia adalah kakak kelas yang ingin mengadakan lagi geng motor yang sempat vakum karena kesalahpahaman, dengan menginginkan Ace menjadi ketua. Farah sebagai cewek satu-satunya disekolah yang mayoritasnya cowok semua, menjadi partner Ace untuk menyelesaikan kesalahpahaman tersebut, dengan dua bodyguard dan satu panglima tempur dan beberapa anggota geng. Geng motor yang diberi nama Stexcaw-79 ini bisa bertahan sampai mereka lulus sekolah sebelum semua bubar karena ikut geng motor yang lebih besar, sampai tinggal nama dan kenangan yang menyisakan Ace dan Oos dengan drakor favorit mereka. --- Image Cover : Pinterest

Gue Andrea Kellisha Winanta, cewek petakilan dan ga bisa diam. Senakal - nakalnya gue, gue ga suka sama yang namanya alkohol dan rokok. Kalau sampai gue liat cowok nge-rokok atau minum, sifat preman gue keluar. Hari pertama gue jadi siswi di SMA Jingga, gue lihat segerombolan cowok di kantin dan itu pun masih jam pertama. Sebenarnya waktu itu gue di hukum gara - gara terlambat sekolah. Tapi bodo amatlah, dan yah... sekarang gue di kantin lihat segerombolan cowok itu di meja pojokan, dan salah satu dari mereka nge-rokok. Gue sih ga masalah mereka bolos toh biasanya dulu pas SMP gue bolos, tapi ini salah satunya ada yang nge-rokok. Karena gue benci banget, mulai saat itu gue mulai ngibarin bendera perang. Dan saat itu hidup gue yang awalnya biasa aja, sekararang jadi luar biasa. maksud gue er... LUAR BINASA. Cover : Pinterest (Avatar Fan art)

Kenalkan,aku Nayara anak SMP,dulu aku adalah salah satu anak nakal di sekolahku,aku sering bolos pelajaran,sering malak orang,jailin temen,dll, aku juga kpopers yang halunya tingkat legendd,tapi sejak aku mengenal Ryan aku berubah,aku jadi pendiam,dan jadi pengagum nya.... . . Siapa aku? Siapa Ryan?

He never nags on me anymore. He never point out my necktie anymore. He never call me every hour just for the sake of commitment. He no longer kiss my cheek in every hello and 'see you soon'. But, he hugs me tenderly and warmly. He says 'I Love You' and 'Good Bye' now. And he gives me his most beautiful smile, as if tomorrow will never comes.