Rwby Laxative Fart

Un chico sin ningún recuerdo de su anterior vida, es reencarnado en el mundo de Remnant por una diosa desconocida, con una misión. Cogerse a todas las mujeres que pueda...

A teenager is given a choice, be reborn and forget their current life's memories or be reborn with their memories intact and buy a power of their choice but through the use of their karma. The teenager chooses the second option and says the power they want. The teenager, once again, is portaled away. A teen awaken in a hospital bed. He also remembers something he had forgot and says, "I can't believe I was reincarnated in My Hero Academia... At least it's not Marvel or DC." [Ding] [Host's Past Life Memories Detected, Exiting Dormant State] "I didn't ask for a system!" ______________________________________ Authors Notes: You want to know more details of the story. You know what to do. This book contains themes such as suicide, blood, and gore. Those who are not comfortable with these, please do not read this book. RWBY was made by Rooster Teeth, and My Hero Academia was made by Kōhei Horikoshi. P.S. First time writing a story. Creative criticism is appreciated. Sep. 15: This book is now abandoned. After two months of trying to decide on how to continue the story, I made the decision to pull the plug. If anyone wants to use this idea of mine for a story and add their own ideas and twists to it, I don't mind.

First fic, Extremely Op!Mc Evil!Mc. Gamer with the ability Hakai - the power wielded by Gods of Destruction. M for Creativity, Gore, and Profanity. No lemons for the time being but it's a possibility. First world is RWBY.

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

A message suddenly appeared on Li Chen’s phone. “If one day you suddenly woke up, found yourself on a deserted island and could only choose three of the ten items listed below, what would you choose?” [1. A female model with the face of an angel and a hot body] [2. An experienced male bodyguard that obeys your every command] [3. Two loyal Tibetan Mastiffs] [4. A bag of grain seeds] [5. 10 boxes of compressed biscuits] [6. A revolver (loaded with 10 bullets)] [7. A Tang knife] [8. A lifeboat] [9. A set of fishing gear] [10. A standard first-aid kit (with antibiotics, bandages, etc.)] He commented below and said, “If I choose, will you actually give them to me?” He questioned, “Why can’t I choose them all? Are you worried about surveillance on the island?” He joked, “I only need to choose No. 1. 10 years later, I will turn the deserted island into Shanghai.” Initially, Li Chen was humored by the message. That was until his plane crashed the next day. Everyone on the plane ended up together on a deserted island.

As they stood in a void, ready to embark on their interdimensional adventure, Rugaris explained their mission. Y/n's enthusiasm shone through as he connected the dots, recognizing the references to fictional worlds like RWBY and MHA. Naomi, on the other hand, remained grounded, dismissing those worlds as mere fiction. With a final farewell, they were enveloped in a blinding light, whisked away to their first destination. The unknown awaited them, but they faced it together, united by love and a newfound purpose.

In the world of Lax, a speech held more power than a president of the old. There was no limit to the power of a good speech. In a low rank city of Lax called Elid, lived a young man named Steven Cole. Being the last child of five children, it was expected for him to know his future ambison since his siblings already knew theirs. Ever since he was a kid, Steven didn't know what he want to do with his life. When one would ask him what he wanted to be, he would simple reply with, "I don't know." Not knowing what he wanted to do with his life, Steven was kicked out of the family. The Cole Family didn't want anything to do with a clueless idiot. However, they later regret their mistake when Steven learns of a system he was born with which enables him to create outstanding speeches! [ P.S. I intend to edit the synopsis later on. If you're reading it and find it uninteresting, I'm sorry. I'm not so good at writing yet. ]

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Reach had fallen. Noble Team is gone. And Earth is all that's left. Spartan B312 had made his last stand and is mysteriously sent into another world where magic exists. He will have to find a way back to UNSC space. He will meet new friends and new foes. –This is my first story. I will rewrite this when I gain more experience as a writer. –I don't own RWBY or Halo. They belong to their respective companies. –This story will mostly follow the events in RWBY but later it will follow its own storyline with other characters, OCs will be added in this story and original names will be added to some characters that don't have already established first or last names. Original backstories will also be given to the characters that don't or barely have a backstory, and there will be returns to different characters within the halo and possibly the RWBY universes. I do hope you enjoy this.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Aaron is a social outcast. But he will soon relise that having people around only gets them dead or worse. Will he have the coutage to be the hero or succumb to the villain

A past of one Jaune forgotten now seen and remembered. See into the trials he had faced long before. WARNING FIRST STORY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WELCOME

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

It will be here later

Lucius Lopez is the famous writer who goes by the name, "Lax Lily." His works are recognized for heavy and mesmerising poetical statements as seen from objects. On the other note, he is also a simple college student who doesn't like attention. To get on with his schedule as a famous figure, he hired his cousin, Lewis, to be the face of Lax Lily to go on his interviews and book signing events so he won't have to deal with the crowd. Unfortunately, his plan is being tested when Annatalia Jimenez, a fan of his, coincidentally enrolled to his school and met both of him and his cousin. Instead of flowery and metaphorical phrases, his life starts to fill up with anxiety and panic statements such as - "What should I do with her?!"

disclaimer I don't own anything except my OC's, all copyrights reserved to their respective owners You know how it goes guy gets killed then gets reincarnated or transmigrated into another world with op gamer system and then saves the world. But not this Blacksmith, stuck on remnant for 9 years without any help of a gamer system the only skills he know is making weapons, Just how long will our MC survive in that world. [Unknown]:Now this is going to be an interesting story don't you think...theo

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

Synopsis: Lorren was an average guy, with his defining feature being his talent for working IT. When he goes by the store to grab a newly released game, Avar, he gets caught up in an incident involving a gang and is killed by the infamous Truck-kun (that truck that always seems to kill characters in stories). He reincarnates in a new world, with abilities, magical beasts, different worlds, and more. That is, until he realizes that it’s actually Avar! Yes, he reincarnated into the world of the new game! Furthermore, he realizes that he’s only a few years from entering the same school as the main character of the game! However, something seems wrong… A few things from the game seem different here, and… wait, what’s this voice? No way, is it the famed system that gives you special abilities! Follow Lorren on his journey as he discovers his system’s abilities, and how he maybe (probably) gets onto the watchlist of every government in every world ever. By they way, I'm new to this, so I'm open to criticism and new ideas. Currently, I'm just gonna go with the flow, and I don't really have anything planned out. Anyways, be a little lax with me, mk? Also, I'm a he.

Mc will be op, harém will probably only include team rwby. i'm bad at writing so please forgive me if my grammar or quality is bad

This is RWBY fanfiction! Created for fun. RWBY is owned by Roosterteeth. The Other characters are also not mine. A man was given a chance by a Deity to live in a fictitious world of his choosing. The man will have a power of his choice as well. In order for him to survive in the world he chooses to live. The man choose the world of RWBY, it's one of the world's that fascinated him the most. For his power, the man asks the divine being. “I want the power, skills, and experience of Lord Beerus. The God of Destruction of Universe Seven from the Dragon Ball series. Also, I want the power to create. And lastly, the power to summon any character from any Anime, Comics, Games, Movies, and Novels." After that, he was reincarnated as Loyd Overpower.

After an intense battle against the Republic, General Grievous and his army are forced to land onto a planet called Remnant.

I do not own Minecraft nor Rwby, I also do not own the cover and most of the art peices that'll appear within this story Rick is a healthy middle aged man that lives in CANADA. He has a loving family, containing his father, wife, two sons, a daughter, and his beloved cat. His family was a middle class one having no problems with money and enough to buy small unnecessary items. His hobbies include: fishing, picnicking with his family, playing with his cat, practicing taekwondo with his son, conversing and watching with his daughter, and playing games with his other son which is where the minecraft part comes in he died at 37 years of cancer god reincarnated with a minecraft system yada yada yada . . . . . . . . Enter Rick, 15 years old, an Axe in burly arms, hair as dark as black, eyes glowing green in the dark, and his silhouette show’s his growing cape.

The world is normal, and I mean completely run of the mill. People do boring things all the time, like controlling wind, moving at mach speeds and becoming able to demolish a building in one punch after eating. What, that's not normal to you? This is an Earth where the abnormal happens every day, thanks to super powered mutants called "Pathos". Enter: Capital City: An infrastructure with constructed in place of Kyoto, Japan, the basis for a school system of which the goal was to educate the Pathos on controlling their power in a safe place while also protecting those without power from being harmed. If you graduate, you could even rule the City one day! ...Or you could just take advantage of the free student housing and perfect the art of being a shut-in... Join Reito Usodachi, a lax and jaded, but surprisingly strong 15 year old boy who's in way over his head, on his adventures in Capital City... The only problem is, he may falter a bit when he gets a grasp of how weird the people in the City actually are. Even though he's read his fair share of media and the like, no amount of reading Manga or playing games could've prepared him for this. Amateur writer here! Trying my best on my first Original English Light Novel! (Will update frequently!) Also on RoyalRoad, if you prefer that format. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/38168/breakout-what-did-i-get-myself-into

Same as before.

"No..." "No........" "Nooooooooo" Scarlett suddenly got out of her sleep . She was sweating heavily. Because of scream , her mom also got scared. She was there to wake her daughter but when she opened the door she hear her scream and saw her sweating . She directly placed the cooking knife on the table and directly jumped near to her as she said " Scarlett .....what happened ?" Scarlett was still breathing heavily . So firstly her mom cooled her down and clean her forehead from sweat as she again ask the same question . This time Scarlett opened her mouth and replied "I ....I....I just saw an dream " "It was really an scary dream " she replied with scary tone and dark expressions . "What did you saw ?" her mom asked as she was also getting scared. "I ....I saw myself" " I was in the middle of the class as there was my class teacher who was teaching normally and other students who were listening normally " "But then suddenly ..." Scarlett eyes get wide . "Suddenly what ?" "But then suddenly I fart...in the class " ".............." Her mom's mouth remains open for some second after which her expressions changes from fear to anger. She suddenly pushed Scarlett as she shouted "What......just fart .....just an simple fart " Scarlett got pretty shocked from her mom sudden movements as she replied " Mom it was really an scary dream , I had just fart in the middle of the class , it was really an big fart and all the students were laughing at me including my crush too" "yeah....but it was just an fart and you scared me to death like you have saw some ghost". "Ah....it was really an scary dream " " OH...I am going back to sleep , I don't want to go to school" As Scarlett was just going to lift up the blanket over her , her mom suddenly steeped on that blanket and take the cooking knife in her hand. As she pointed that knife towards her , her facial expressions totally changes from an caring woman to an evil woman . She said with an cold smile " .....say it again " "......." Scarlett got shocked as she saw the knife as she switched her sentence . " Ah....I said I am going back to school , I don't want to go to sleep. Her mom nodded silently as she take out the knife . She was just going to leave the room when suddenly her daughter asks " Mom , whats in the breakfast ?" Her mom replied " Sweet potato " Scarlet eyes remains open as she shouted " WHAT......sweet potato , I just fart in my dream because of them only "

Everyone thinks James is crazy. He always does an unclear experiment. Maybe you can imagine it like a scientist with glasses and a very flat face. When he first came to this campus, he made a very laughable job, his farts and his voice. Indeed, after a while it became a sensation and many students wanted it.