Harry Does Stupid Things

"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved.

Bored of his life, the Great God of universe, Kai, wants to get some stimulation. As he wanders around the cosmos in search of something interesting. He founds a blue ball full of life. As he sees life of the people there, he found it amusing. Follow Kai as he observe life of various people and become a catalyst of either a happy ending or a tragedy.

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

The words that I'm about to say are not in English so please you can translate if you want " Nimic și nimeni nu ne stă în calea de ne-am urma visurile, și chiar și așa Viața ne lovește când te aștepți ce-l mai puțin " by Irine

Following the mysterious death of both of her parents, 14 year old Daisy Anne Serenity seeks out the answers behind this paranormal world with the help of a few friends, and maybe even enemies... ____________________________________________ Yes, I know there will be grammar mistakes and confusing sentences, but I'm new to writing so go easy on me please! Also, this may be constantly changing as I find out what words work better! Thank you!

How easy is it to ask someone you like on a date? Have you ever considered anything before asking someone out? This is a story about two people who fall in love and their lives with the people around them. * X x * x * x * x * x * x * x * x * x X* That's all there is. There's nothing much in this story. There is no solid plot, only cliché stuff for your daily dose of Yuri. A mix of sweet and spicy goodness. Welp, there you have it. You have been warned. Read at your own risk. Thanks for dropping by! Enjoy~ * X x * x * x * x * x * x * x * x * x X* This is a work of fiction. Any names, characters, businesses, places, events, or incidents are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

As a kid, we were told that ghosts do not exist. They are all made up by the adults to scare the naughty children who do not want to sleep early at night. However, little did these grownups know that what they deemed as natural occurrences are made by the so-called entities that lurk within the four corners of their homes. And I, who can see them don't care. As long as get to keep my normal life, because shamanism is not my thing.

In a world shattered by a catastrophic zombie virus outbreak, most of humanity has succumbed, turning into soulless, ravenous creatures. However, Kirishima Seijiro, a seemingly ordinary boy, was transformed into something far more terrifying. The virus granted him, super speed, super strength, high durability, the power to manipulate his body into weapons of destruction, regenerate from any wound, and absorb the abilities and memories of those he consumes. Seijiro’s transformation brought him to the attention of the "Ten Deadly Things," a fearsome group consisting of humans, zombie variants, and evolution beasts who have ascended to unimaginable power due to the virus or their own unnatural origins. Each member is a living catastrophe in their own right. Yet, none are as ruthless or determined as Seijiro. He doesn’t merely seek survival—he aims to eradicate the last remnants of humanity, believing that they are the true infection. As he rises through the ranks of the Ten Deadly Things, his ambitions threaten the entire world. With power-hungry monsters, and humanity’s final defenders all vying for control, Kirishima Seijiro stands at the center of the apocalypse. His journey will either lead to the complete annihilation of the human race or a reckoning for those who dare to play god in a broken world. This is the tale of how a boy became the deadliest of the Deadly Things—and the harbinger of humanity's extinction.

After watching her mother being admitted to the hospital for the third time in one month, Helena is frightened when the doctor says her mother will die without proper medication. She took the job of stealing an artefact from the most wealthy family in the city to get the promised rewards but on the day she stole the artefact, she also stole a note that was hidden by the billionaire heir himself and was addressed to her. Bent on finding who stole the note, The billionaire heir's path clashes with Helena's after two years of searching and a magical bond between them is created.

Have you been inspired before? The bible led has Led me to think differently about the world com on a journey with me, from a lost sheep to a servant of the Lord God

So adam accoding to your karma- hold on who is adam, you are obvio- naah naah noope i am ron oh shit! you stupid goddesses! AN EPIC BATTLE OF A.I VS MAGIC hey why don't you save the world.

With her soul whole again, but with some confused memories, Ara wakes up in her room. Things got kind of weird for her because the current body was from the phoenix family and she was apparently involved in a very annoying situation. Anyway, apparently she has to go to the school of higher beings, the place created by Alocanai in an attempt to create gods. A project that immediately caught her eye. She no longer cared about the so-called family problems and happily went to the newly founded school.

A small group of adventurers who want to find out what really happens in the world they live in.

The fox lady who got banished from her world, Celesial World and she's not allowed to return to the Celestial World until she found love. She's immortal and will never aged or die. She remains a 22 years old girl who often changed her identity so people won't get suspicious of her. She became a Vtuber. One day she got invited to a big event where there will be a lot of celebrities and public figure. There, she meet a famous actor with good reputation and it turns out that he has a dark past.

A guy saves a young girl from truck-kun. then he meets an old God who decides to transmigrate him as Harry frickin Potter. Watch as "Harry" messes up canon and takes matters into his own hands. Strong and smart MC. Please do enjoy my book. I'm new here and I'm inexperienced at this. Criticism is allowed but pls don't make me cry. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the picture. Bye.

When Song Xu transmigrated and became emperor of a small kingdom in a world ruled by sects, he thought he could have a peaceful life but who could have imagined that his repressed sexual fetishes would become his golden fingers. (NTR)

Amy short for Amythest is the number one hater and lover of dating. She loves seeing people inlove but can't imagine the feeling in herself. Weird right?

【Update minimum 1 Chapter or maximum 2 Chapters every day】 ______________________________________ Coey Williams, whose parents died in a car accident and was adopted by a relative, was transferred to LH High School. Since her parents died, Coey Williams' personality began to become taciturn. She seemed to be unsociable and was bullied as soon as she arrived at the new school. At first, it was just verbal bullying, until the bully accidentally discovered her secret and openly laughed at her in class. Coey Williams didn't want to endure it anymore, and went to fight with the bully. All this happened to be seen by Kalle Robert. From then on, Kalle Robert began to pursue Coey Williams blatantly. Will the different personalities of the two make them together? Until one day, Coey Williams discovered that her parents' death in a car accident was not an accident but a man-made one. Can she find out who the murderer is? Can she avenge her parents?

| (WFP) #17 Silver Tier Award Winner | After staying up late reading a novel, I woke up in an unfamiliar body and into an unfamiliar world. Turns out, I've been transmigrated as the villainous daughter of Marquis Herman, the novel I had read! Watch me as I become the best villainess there is, and I'm going to do it with class!

[Hello everyone, I will be on HIATUS. Please don't buy the privilege until I'm back.] “No! I don’t want to die and give you my money!” “I will die with you so you don’t have to worry!” At the last moment of his life, the stingy and stupid Shao Chen still considered his money and felt relieved after knowing that other people won’t use his money. His soul flew away with peace but…. ‘Hm? I’m still alive?!’ --- He was transmigrated into a pretty man’s body name Yao Yusheng. Without knowing why, his new family was murdered by the emperor and he decided to go into the palace as a harem girl to get revenge. But, even though he had managed to go inside the palace…. ‘What is harem?’ ‘What should I do to get my revenge?’ ‘What exactly is revenge about?’ How did Shao Chen get his revenge without any clue about it? --- This is a story about a stupid and stingy man that transmigrated into a pretty man’s body and the emperor of the kingdom Xin who was easily blinded with love. A story full of the MC foolishness while trying to get his revenge against the emperor which giving headaches to everyone around him and some mysteries behind the nobles. This is my first time writing in English and I’m still learning so please give me constructive feedback. -- Check my other stories: - This is Your Baby, Mr. Incubus! [BL] (Indonesian) Follow me on: IG: aoishana8 Discord: AoiShana8#5682

[NOT HAREM] Luxury… How would you describe it? Eating 5 star multi course meals? Extravagant jewels and the finest of clothes? Being chauffeured in most expensive cars and private jets? All of this was the only thing Varya Vance, heiress to a multi-billion dollar company, knew until Earth was attacked by an Alien Invasion. After being targeted by the alien emperor, her plan to escape being captured is foiled when she is knocked unconscious. She wakes up in the bed of an alien prince as the world she once knew ceases to exist. Join her journey as she seeks to return to the security she once knew. For the first time in her life, she's going to have to rely only on herself. Only the tough will survive in this new reality of hers where murderous aliens run free and sanctimony has lost all reason. She had searched for her soulmate on Earth, but it turned out he was in the stars.

Have you ever how the 'unique quest chains' are born, how 'mega-rare super-items' just drop out of thin air, and why every random minor character in the starting village is a hidden expert? I am the reason. I am the silently curshing ghost ofthe machine running cogs of 'secret quests', the plot-driving device of destiny, the shepherd to the millions of players that just KNOW that every stone holds a unique opportunity for loot, lore and skills. I am a sole Admin of the greatest DMMO-RPG, partialy AI and a man who holds the great responsibility overseeing the life of the game... With a slight problem though. The game was destroyed a week before it's start. Completely. So now there is no game. There are players, me and million of cheap tricks I honed in my life for the single goal of proving to all of you, that... This game definitely does exist. --- Just before you start - this is an experimental bait, to see if people are actually interested in this idea and if it is a reliable project that might support me in the future. Currently I posted on my Patreon\rure 3 chapters of it for free and a vote, this one not free, to know, if people would be interested in this idea and if it's reasonable to commit to this big project. If people would be willing to support my endeveours (and it has 3 chapters for free on my Patreon, I remind you) - I think I would continue serializing this series in the style of my fanfics, 18 chapters on my Patreon ahead of releases for free on this site. If not? Well, that this idea would be existing as a stump of a book for quite a while.

”Love is not always True” Shane perez was a beautiful woman who was fell in love with a Famous Volleyball player and A Ceo named Ran Takashi, Ran And Shane fell in love at first sight and got married but years later Ran Change, he always abused Shane and imprisoned Shane, one day Shane got a Good news and Bad news and what is her future??