I Only Generate Absurdly Ridiculous Skills
Ever since the world merged with parallel dimensions, humanity became aware of the various species they could have evolved into, had their evolutionary path taken a different turn. With countless species now inhabiting the global stage, humans, as we know them, have become just a small faction, with little influence in global affairs. Although peace and security exist, and most species live in mutual cooperation, the same cannot be said for the Devolvians and Malformi—two distinct human variants that failed to evolve properly and now wreak havoc.
Magnus Alpolean Van Tarsus Edward Lawless Kingsley, a 42-year-old man, was born with a unique physical build. This caused him to fail in breaking through the bottleneck required to circulate his mana veins, leaving him unable to use or manipulate synergy. However, his luck changes one day when he discovers an astral stone, an incredibly rare, naturally occurring diamond used to surpass the mana bottleneck and become a Synergist. Overjoyed, Magnus quickly uses the stone. But complications arise—it isn't working as expected.
Horrified, Magnus realizes his grave mistake. Could it be that I took a God fragment instead of an astral stone? Astral stones are formed from God fragments, but because God fragments are chaotic in nature, they are used for dangerous, unstable experiments—never for breaking through mana veins. The consequences are often fatal, leading to the victim’s death.
Yet Magnus, with no other options, cannot stop now. He can only try to control the chaos. To his great fortune, he manages to break through his sephiric walls, gaining the ability to generate synergy. Overwhelmed with joy, Magnus is thrilled to receive his first skill from the world Unit.
"Congratulations, Magnus Alpolean Van Tarsus Edward Lawless Kingsley. You have gained an Aspect: System User.
You have unlocked three new skills:
Frame Skipping
Duplication: Zesty Clone
Procrastination Master
"Ah, this..."