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"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep. ========== Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VjFQtDUaTR

Ghost stories descend, binding national fate. People enhance themselves and their nation's luck by constantly participating in Analog Horror. Mental patient Jiang Xiao is initially selected to enter a nine-star level mental hospital Analog Horror! However, he bizarrely finds out that he seems to be the most seriously ill one... Jiang Xiao: "I sign a pact with the ghost stories, the weirdness is my grandson!" Participating in the seven-star level Analog Horror "Where Did Daddy Die". A peachy-cheeked son with big eyes blinking asks: "Do you want to be my daddy?" The chosen one: "Yes!" Son: "Then I have a tiny request, which is to beat you to death!" One chosen daddy after another is smashed into pulp by the son right from the start. Facing the rebellious son charging forward, Jiang Xiao smiles coldly: "Dad, I'm actually your son!"

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

In the quiet, mysterious town of Caveroop, Terra Tunes, a high school student battling a tumultuous life, is forced to start over at the only school that would accept her: Caveroop High. Reluctantly, she tries to keep a low profile, but that becomes impossible the moment she’s assigned a room with Pink Spencer, the most popular girl on campus. Everything changes when Terra is swept into a world of dark secrets, supernatural beings, and ancient rivalries. After attending a party, she discovers that Jesse, the irresistible basketball star, is a vampire. What’s worse, The return of the school’s old nemesis, Nemus, signals a new threat to Caveroop High, while Jennifer Brown, a vicious werewolf with a relentless ambition to become the alpha, has returned to make everyone pay for past wrongs. As Terra grapples with these escalating dangers, she learns an earth-shattering truth: she is the last dark witch, a powerful being destined to end Nemus’ reign of terror. But with this revelation comes even more chaos, her newfound powers only complicate matters. Jesse, who was once cold and dismissive toward her, now reveals he has feelings for her, creating a storm of jealousy and rivalry with Pink, who will stop at nothing to tear them apart and reclaim Jesse's affection. With a powerful bond forming between enemies and allies alike, Terra must navigate a treacherous path of love, betrayal, and revenge. As secrets unfold, alliances are tested, and the lines between friend and foe blur, Terra must confront her destiny and face the darkest forces of the supernatural before Nemus and the deadly forces at his side can destroy everything she’s come to love. In a world where power, magic, and supernatural creatures rule, can Terra bring peace to Caveroop, or will the darkness consume her first? The fate of the entire school and perhaps the world rests on her shoulders. "Tunes" is a breathtaking supernatural thriller where love, betrayal, and revenge collide in a school full of vampires, werewolves, witches, and secrets waiting to be uncovered.

Selene’s life has always been a struggle. Born to a mistress and rejected by society because of her mixed heritage, she faces rejection after rejection from suitors. With her father threatening to sell her to a neighboring kingdom, Selene feels trapped in a cruel destiny. But when a mysterious and feared prince arrives, everything changes. He is different from the others—dangerous, powerful, and unshaken by her past. Will Selene find freedom and love, or is she bound to a fate darker than she ever imagined? A story of rejection, resilience, and unexpected love.

A shaky breath escaped her lips. "This can't be real," Aurora whispered to herself. Aurora Santos, a 24-year-old writer, was living an ordinary life-until she stumbled upon a mysterious portal that revealed her true identity. Thrust into a realm of darkness, danger, and forbidden desire, Aurora faces a world where fear lurks in every shadow, and self-discovery becomes her only weapon. Lucas Kim, dangerously captivating, with a presence that steals her breath and a gaze that ensnares her heart. Falling for him feels inevitable. But Lucas is no ordinary man-he's a heartless force of nature, feared by all and known as the Devil on Earth. Unraveling his secrets could either save Aurora or doom her forever. Can Aurora survive this perilous journey and uncover the truth about herself? Or will love turn out to be her ultimate undoing?

His gaze was intense and piercing, it was as if he could see through her. As he neared Nicholina felt her heart skip a beat,every step he took towards her had a strange effect on her, which she couldn't decipher. His intense gaze, swept over her seeing through the thin fabric that showed off all her curves. swallowing hard, Rheaphel's hand moved involuntarily to explore every part of her curves. The closer his hand got, Nicho felt the air live her lungs. It was as if the air was caught up by a magical force. Every movement of his hands on her pale skin caused a strange and unyielding need in her that terrified yet triggered an excitement in her. suppressing a moan that threatened to escape her mouth. Nicholina was glad when a knock interrupted

"Stuck..." by Lapis L. Lazuli --Timeframe: 3218 --Stage: Andromeda Galaxy, Planet Alpha Four astronauts—Graham Young, Celeste Wong, Jennifer Cross, and Michael Forrest—blast off to Planet Alpha, a last-ditch shot at saving a bloated, broken Earth choking on 32 billion souls. Tech’s slick, hope’s thin, and Michael’s the odd man out: a quiet, brooding pessimist/realist who’d rather sleep than play hero. They’re hunting a new home, but when their ship vanishes, leaving nothing but a hole in the ground behind, and buzzsaw traps start snapping, Alpha turns into a spatial meat grinder. Graham’s charisma can’t save him, Celeste’s grit hits a wall, and Jennifer’s just trying to keep herself together while Michael’s calm cracks into something... else. "Stuck..." kicks off a sprawling lore asking “What is Humanity?”—not with grand answers, but with a cold, hard look at the wreckage. Is it the evil that festers, the good that fades, or the mess in between? This ain’t a fairy tale; it’s a bloody warning.

In Rainbow Town, 17-years-old Ali Wilson's life takes a wild turn when her secret scrapbook, filled with tales of her and Evan, the boy she secretly loves, falls into the hands of Marcus, the school's notorious bully and a werewolf. Ali finds herself blackmailed by Marcus, who threatens to expose the contents of the scrapbook if she doesn't agree to be his servant at school. To keep her stories from being exposed, Ali reluctantly becomes Marcus's servant, only to discover a softer side to him. As feelings grow, Evan returns, throwing Ali's heart into chaos. Add in Kendra's schemes and Marcus's past love, and Ali's life becomes a supernatural soap opera. But when Ali learns she's a werewolf and her life is in danger from her own father, she must choose: flee to safety or embrace her werewolf heritage and fight for her life—and love.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. DISCLAIMER: I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site. Translation credit: Eatapplepies

Aqua is a young man who works for a secret agency called the DCA. However, he is currently in distress and needs help due to a mysterious situation happening in his city. Young girls between the ages of five and fifteen are constantly going missing, causing parents to keep their daughters indoors. Aqua is frustrated because he is only an assistant at the agency and feels helpless in the situation. His close friend Max left him due to his jealousy and he ended up getting involved in something dangerous. Meanwhile, a man named Hajun is after Aqua and has already killed his girlfriend, Jennifer. The situation is dire, and Aqua desperately needs assistance in solving the mystery and stopping the kidnappings.

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PAG GISING SA NATUTULOG NA KATAUHAN sa panulat ni : Euz Asian writer ⚠️PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME⚠️ DO NOT COPY OR NARRATE WITHOUT AUTHOR'S PERMISSION DECLAIMER: Ang kwentong ito ay hango lamang sa aking imahinasyon at hindi sa totoong buhay ang mga pangyayaring magaganap ay gawa-gawa lamang kung May makikita man kayong pamilyar ito ay aksidente lamang at hindi kinuha sa ibang imahinasyon. ..................................................................................................................................... Ang ating mundo ay maaari nating maitutulad sa isang na tanaman kung saan makikita mo ang napakaganda at nakakaakit nitong pigyura subalit sa likod nito ay ang di mo ma ipapaliwanag na kadiliman. Sa isang mundo kung saan ang mga tao ay may kakayahang makipag-ugnayan sa Mga Encanto, espiritu ,lamang lupa at kalikasan. Isang dakilang babaylan at isang maharlikang nilalang na May lahing Phoenix at May dugong dragon na May mataas na antas sa kanilang lahi, Nang dahil sa pag ibig kinalimutan nila ang kanilang tungkulin bawat isa, at sila'y nagsama at nagkaroon ng isang anak na babae na siyang magiging dahilan ng pagkakaroon ng kapayapaan kasama ang kanyang dalawang kaibigan at ang diwata ng buwan na siyang gumagabay sa kanya mula pagkabata hanggang sa kanyang pagtanda saan man siya naroroon.

When Lyra, a young and determined maid, lands a job at the wealthy Smith family's estate, she sees it as an opportunity to secure a better life for herself and her ailing mother. However, her new role comes with a price. As she becomes embroiled in the family's secrets and scandals, Lyra finds herself torn between her growing feelings for the eldest son, James, and her loyalty to her mother. But when Lyra discovers the truth about the Smith family's ruthless business dealings and the harm they've caused to those around them, she begins to secretly plot her revenge. Marrying James and becoming a part of the family, Lyra hides in plain sight, gathering intel and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. As Lyra navigates the treacherous world of the wealthy elite, she must confront her own morals and values. Will she be able to exact her revenge without losing herself in the process? Or will the secrets and lies she's woven around herself ultimately lead to her downfall? "The Shadow Wife" is a gripping tale of love, deception, and revenge, where the lines between right and wrong are constantly blurred.

Detective and head of chief police Carl is faced with another case, another murder case at this point nothing shakes her until her and her team handles the 'pretty blond case',the brutal murder of 'Jennifer Andersons' the case is not all that it seems as Carl and her team dig much deeper they find themselves shaken for the first time.. Jennifer's friends fall deep into the suspicious list, the girls are kept in a house and a questioned through a game call 'stare at the liar' to say their stay in the house was pure horror.. revealing untold secrets, long-held grudges, hatred, jealousy, broken friendships was an understatement

A half-blood raised by a human to hate her other half, just to be saved by the creatures she is supposed to hate. warning blood, violence and adult language

Ha-eun never thought an ordinary rainy day could change everything. When she stumbles upon a forgotten umbrella at the school entrance, something about it feels eerily familiar—like an echo from a past she can’t quite grasp. But before she can make sense of it, Jiwon, her confident and well-to-do best friend, brushes it off, urging her to hurry home. As the rainy season lingers, strange coincidences begin to unfold. A mysterious figure seems to watch her from afar, old memories surface in pieces, and whispers of a hidden truth surround her. What secrets does the umbrella hold? And why does it feel like someone—or something—is trying to send her a message? In a world where fate and reality intertwine, Ha-eun must uncover the truth before time runs out. But some echoes from the past are meant to remain unheard… or are they?

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

A handsome half-orc with a hulking body filled with perfect muscles stands carrying a great axe over one shoulder. His neon blue eyes watching the void, waiting for those that would threaten his world. Huge creatures with monstrous figures, beasts of the abyss, here to kill the orc. Their angered shrieks and pained screams filled the air. The corpses of these monsters surround his body, forming his throne of dread. His long tail smashed down, turning them into pulp while using his brutal axe with powerful chops, cleaving them into pieces. "This world shall become ours; you cannot stop our legion! Orc!" a distorted and evil voice sounded. "WATCH ME!" Shouted the orc, filled with confidence and pride. In defiance, a purple mist shrouded him as he transformed into a monster himself, with long gryphon wings and sharp horns from his head—a hulking muscular body and legs filled with thick scales and black hooves. Bang! The orc stepped forward, his heart burning with passion and desire as he bellowed with a demonic and distorted voice. "I am the Sovereign of Dread, foul Daemons. This is MY world! Return to your wasteland to rot, or DIE!" He was a manticore, the only male manticore ever to exist. He fights not for power. Not for glory! Alistair "Raven" Granbell fights only for his beloved women and because he LOVES to fight the strong and crush them under his axe Mor'vaal and prove he deserves his Dread Sovereign title. Dread Sovereign is exclusively published on Webnovel.com.

[WARNING!!!!: CONTAINING ADULT CONTENT !!!!!] Selene’s life has always been a struggle. Born to a mistress and rejected by society because of her mixed heritage, she faces rejection after rejection from suitors. With her father threatening to sell her to a neighboring kingdom, Selene feels trapped in a cruel destiny. But when a mysterious and feared prince arrives, everything changes. He is different from the others—dangerous, powerful, and unshaken by her past. Will Selene find freedom and love, or is she bound to a fate darker than she ever imagined

The war in the kingdom intensified, and the orcs from the North were ready to take action. They traveled through time and became the ninth son of a Count. He was not qualified to inherit the title, but accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to build a territory and obtain a title. [Daily information has been updated] [1: Renn was wandering around the Lucerne town market today and accidentally bought a life fruit from Mijie’s pulp shop. After taking it, he officially condensed the life seeds] [2: In the northern part of your territory, there is an extremely rich iron mine among the Golimbo tribe] [3: In ten days, your territory will be attacked by tauren] [4. After seven days, there will be a group of unicorns looking for food in the west of your territory] 【5：…………】 [6: Engel Dressrosa seems to have some troubles, coming from the limitations of his own strength] 【7:……】 This is a translation, All credit goes to the original author: If life is just like a dream

Als der junge Luan bei Vollmond eine erschreckende Veränderung an sich bemerkt, steht seine Welt plötzlich Kopf. Was mit einem unkontrollierten Zornanfall und seltsamen Visionen beginnt, entpuppt sich bald als Fluch oder Erbe: Luan ist ein Werwolf. Zerrissen zwischen der Menschlichkeit, die ihn mit seiner Familie und Freunden verbindet, und dem Tier in ihm, das nach Freiheit und Macht schreit, muss er lernen, beide Seiten zu kontrollieren. Doch als ein geheimnisvolles Rudel auftaucht und von einer Prophezeiung spricht, die Luan als ihr Zentrum sieht, gerät alles außer Kontrolle. Auf seiner Reise entdeckt Luan, dass die Grenzen zwischen Mensch und Tier nicht nur in ihm, sondern auch in der Welt um ihn herum verschwimmen – und dass die größte Bedrohung nicht der Wolf in ihm ist, sondern die, die ihn jagen. Triggerwarnung: Diese Geschichte enthält Themen und Szenen, die für einige Leser:innen verstörend oder belastend sein könnten. Dazu gehören: • Gewalt: Physische und emotionale Konflikte, darunter Kämpfe und Verletzungen. • Verlust: Der Tod oder die Gefährdung wichtiger Figuren. • Dunkle Themen: Machtmissbrauch, Korruption und die Konfrontation mit inneren Dämonen. • Bedrohliche Szenarien: Intensive Spannungsmomente, die Gefühle von Angst und Unsicherheit hervorrufen können. Falls diese Themen schwierig für Sie sind, lesen Sie bitte achtsam oder entscheiden Sie sich für eine Pause. Denken Sie daran, dass es in Ordnung ist, sich selbst zu schützen.

"Sometimes you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time". To feel the love you give to others is the most precious thing in the entire universe.Kevin Richard the hot hunk teenager moved to another city and fell in love with Jennifer a self made charming, radiant and compassionate girl she Began to add colours in his colourless life and their story took so many dramatic, romantic and beautiful turns.

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In a dark alley, obscured from the prying eyes of people, the muffled grunts of a shadowy figure beaten to a pulp were barely visible. Four hooded figures were standing around the bloody figure on the ground as he looked up in hate. Kraign struggled to his feet, his face mangled beyond recognition. "All of you idiots shall pay. THE WORLD WILL BURN!! "Boss, I think he's gone mad, we should leave", one of the hooded figures said on a low voice. "Was thinking the same thing", the shortest hooded figure replied, retreating with his crew, leaving the boy in the ground, barely breathing. As death drew near, things all went wrong.

****COMPLETE***** Moselia, a young woman with a mysterious past(created for the super soldier experiment and the First and only successful super soldier) Finds herself in a precarious situation, experiencing strange and unsettling events. She's accompanied by Zayn and Ross( one soul in two bodies and twins, who were once part of the former experiment called E1 and E2 that was terminated) Two individuals who seem to care for her deeply. As they navigate their circumstances, they're joined by Erebus(the first doctor who made Moselia into a super soldier and experimented on himself) and Dr. Samir( a once former doctor of the super soldier experiment) who possess unique skills and knowledge. The group discovers that Moselia has a tracking device on her neck( implanted from when she was created) hinting at a connection to a sinister facility called umbra. They work together to remove the device and evade capture. Along the way, Moselia's past begins to unravel, revealing fragments of memories and clues about her connection to the facility. As they journey to Japan, the group devises a plan to take down their enemies, using Moselia as bait to draw them out. Moselia's impromptu performance with an idol group sets their plan in motion, capturing the attention of the public and their pursuers. Throughout the story, the group's bond grows stronger, and their determination to uncover the truth about Moselia's past, their abilities, and the facility's intentions becomes more resolute. With each step, they edge closer to a confrontation with their enemies, led by the enigmatic Sophia, and the secrets she holds and also taking down umbra's control.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. ------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This is an unofficial translation of the novel "Lout of Count's Family." Every effort has been made to ensure accuracy, but there may be errors or omissions. The original work holds the sole copyright, and this translation is intended for entertainment purposes only. No commercial use is permitted without the author's consent. Please note that cultural nuances, idioms, and literary devices might be lost or altered in translation. The translator does not claim ownership of the original work or its characters. If you find any errors or have suggestions, please feel free to provide feedback. Thank you for reading! [Author – Yu Ryeo Han] [Proofreader – Rai_Mayank]

In „Herri Töpfer und der Zauberkessel des Zufalls“ erleben wir die ersten Schritte von Herri Töpfer, einem Jungen, der plötzlich erfährt, dass er ein Zauberer ist und dazu bestimmt, die Welt zu retten – auch wenn er eigentlich lieber Tee trinken und ab und zu stolpern würde. Mit einer Welt voller seltsamer Charaktere, magischer Missgeschicke und dem größten Pech, das jemals einen Dunkelmagier getroffen hat, wird diese Geschichte euch garantiert zum Lachen bringen.