Harry And Edward Are Mates

Set in an alternate wizarding world shaped by a matriarchal society, this story reimagines the familiar backdrop of Hogwarts and its surrounding conflicts. Power is inherited through the female line, and pureblood families fiercely guard their legacy amidst growing tensions with Muggleborns. The imbalance in the number of witches and wizards has made pureblood males valuable but objectified commodities, intensifying the social and political struggles within the magical world. At the heart of the story is Arcturus Regulus Black, the reincarnated son of Regulus Black. Carrying memories of a past life, Arcturus refuses to follow in the footsteps of Holly Potter, the female equivalent of the Boy Who Lived. Instead, his ambition is to break free from the constraints of his birthright, gaining power to rewrite his destiny in a society where he is marginalized by virtue of his gender. Arcturus is not alone in his reincarnation. Ronda Weasley, the female reincarnation of Ron, and Serena Prince, the female reincarnation of Severus Snape, navigate their own struggles as they reconcile their former lives with the constraints and expectations of this matriarchal world. The group faces questions of identity, legacy, and loyalty, balancing their memories of the past with the possibilities of the present. Their journey unfolds against a backdrop of political turmoil. Holly Potter, destined to fight Voldemort, plays the central role in a fight that echoes the original timeline but is subtly altered by the presence of the reincarnated souls. Simultaneously, the enigmatic Aurora Malfoy—Draco's older sister and another reincarnated soul—must contend with her family's legacy in this transformed world. Meanwhile, Hogwarts, led by Alba Dumbledore, becomes a battleground of ideologies. Dumbledore, though a figure of wisdom, unconsciously upholds the traditions of the matriarchy, while Gellert Grindelwald rises as a voice for men’s rights, creating an additional layer of conflict. The struggle between these ideologies mirrors the broader fight against Voldemort, adding complexity to the characters’ decisions. In a story that mixes politics, societal critique, and the power of memory, the young protagonists confront questions of whether to preserve the world they now inhabit or risk everything to reshape it. Their choices will define the fate of the wizarding world, testing the limits of friendship, power, and identity in a society where nothing is as it once was. Note, this story will NOT have R18 scenes at least for the first volume, if it then does, there will be a tag and you can pass. To summarize this world, it's a matriarchal version of the Harry Potter world while the muggle world remains the same. With all this shit, there are half a dozen reincarnated people of all age (mostly Hogwarts's students) who will make butterfly effects while trying to adapt to this world, including the MC. I decided to write this book as a study, I wanted to see what would happen if I decided to create parameters according to the book and then I would try adding variables to see the changes. The result is that the world is a matriarchy which thus led me to add parameters to explain the reason as to why it's a matriarchy and then to add seven reincarnated persons who will each add butterfly effects.

Eirlys, trapped in a series of misfortunes, endures sickness and is abandoned, facing abuse at the hands of her father and stepbrother. After a devastating encounter with a man she had feelings for, she vows never to love again. Forced into an arranged marriage by her father, who sells her off for his own selfish gain, she finds herself married to her greatest enemy. But her life takes a surprising twist when she discovers that the man she married isn’t who she thought he was. She had mistaken him for his twin, and her identity was a lie. Theron, a young and daring Alpha of the Starlight Pack, has been soured on love after learning that the woman he loved had betrayed him with his best friend. Reluctantly married to the woman he despises most, Theron is bent on making her life unbearable, waging a battle between his emotions and his determination for revenge. Kael, a man who has been away for years, returns home to find that his mate, the woman he loved but who rejected him, has bonded with his twin brother. Determined to seek her forgiveness and win her heart, Kael is stunned to discover that she doesn’t even remember him, and she’s been reduced to his brother’s servant. As these three struggle against their fates, they must confront the truth about their misunderstandings and the tangled web of their destinies. Will they overcome the obstacles between them, or will their choices lead them down a path of no return? Discover what happens in Saved by My Twin Mates.

"Let me take a look." The handsome professor, with his broad shoulders and powerful muscles, lifted me effortlessly and placed me on the desk. His strong hands gently lowered the strap of my uniform to examine the bruise from training. "Helanie! Why do you always end up hurt?" His voice grew husky, sending a shiver down my spine as I struggled to catch my breath. I had to remind myself that he’s my professor... and my stepbrother. I shouldn’t be seduced by his touch. "If anyone bullies you again, come to my office and I will deal with them," he murmured, his beautiful eyes locking onto mine. Despite knowing he’s forbidden, I couldn’t help but wonder—should I tell him about the mate bond I felt the night he was drunk? .. When her parents rejected each other, Helanie went from being her daddy's angel to a neglected and forgotten child. But on her eighteenth birthday, things took a dark turn. When her body went into heat, she attracted a group of alphas. Instead of rescuing her, her secret alpha boyfriend ran away. That night changed Helanie’s life forever. Accused of consenting to the attack, she was sentenced to execution by her own pack. Desperate, she fled, determined to find her mother. What she didn’t expect was to find her mother preparing to marry a rogue king with four dangerously handsome and beastly sons. Things turn even darker when she felt a mate bond with her bully stepbrothers, will she be able to escape their claws or their seduction will ruin her life to next extremes? .. Facebook - Alexis Dee

Sunny just wanted to go into God hood but he was stressed out! he decided to take a vacation! and where did he take that vacation? he's not sure he randomly chose a planet.. and that's how..he ended up in a damn world of horny beastmen!

What happens when you are a werewolf and you are mated to another from a race known to be your natural-born enemy, a vampire? This was what happened between Auriana, a Werewolf Princess and Lyrus, the Vampire King. They never thought that fate would play such a game on them after centuries of their races being rivals, yet here they were, mated and none could reject the other despite knowing the odds against them. Despite knowing that the likeliness of their bond being accepted by either side was less than slim, they indulged themselves in this forbidden love. Will their bond be strong enough to rival the opinions of their people and win? Or will their duties and responsibilities as leaders keep them apart? ***** Meet the human Princess, Astrid. A young woman set on defying the norm of her race and kingdom and creating a path for herself and others like her. Rejecting an arranged marriage and deciding to join the court, these two reasons were already seen as insults to the kingdom but she was determined. In a kingdom were women were only meant to be married off and bear children to increase the population, Astrid's decision was looked down upon by all, men and women alike. life had never been easy but it became worse after she met Roman Blackburn. A shamelessly persistent vampire. Or in her words, an annoying vampire, who was set on winning her heart. What will happen to these couple? Read more to find out!!

After she was betrayed by her own husband how she unlocked the rank alpha and see if see find her true love. (and this book is going to have 200 chapters)

Harry Potter and the slytherin price is a novel based in a story that start with harry Potter like a normal and chill guy but what he dont know is that he would sumerge in a chapter of adventure and very amazing things And also metting the slytherin Prince.

Alicia an orphan that was found in the woods when she was 3 years old is bullied by her pack and treated like an omega.When she turned 16 years old she was suppose to get her wolf like everyone but she didn't. That resulted to her getting bullied every time by her pack. What happens when she meets her mate. Will he accept her? As I try to get off his grip he pulls me to him harder."Damon, please let me go you are hurting me!" said Alicia in a squealing voice as she was scared of Damon who suddenly pinned her as his eyes turned more and more darker.Damon,"Stop moving otherwise I won't hesitate to break your bones in a split second!". After I heard those words I stopped moving as I felt the butterflies running down my spine.It can't be that Damon the future Alpha of the Blackwood pack is my mate.He then looked at me straight in my eyes and said "What is your full name?", I was so happy that finally I found my mate that will accept me for who I am, so I told him my name even though I don't have the last name since I don't know my parents.Alicia,"I'm Alicia".Damon stared at me for a split second then he said ,"I Damon Sébastien King reject Alicia as my mate" I felt like my world is falling apart. How could he do something like this to me? Is it because I'm wolfless? Is it because I'm not that pretty? As I felt my cheeks heating up and I felt the tears roll down my cheek. As I had all these question on my mind I then said,"Why are you rejecting me? I'm your mate!" He just looked at me and started smirking at me. He said," Out of all people I would mate with you, you think I will accept you as my mate?You don't have a wolf you are not even compatible to be the Luna of this pack.You will never ever be my mate!". As I felt the last words echo on my eyes I knew it then that I will never be good enough for him.I then stopped crying I vowed that I will never shed a tear for any person in my life. I then sternly said,"I Alicia accepts Damon Sébastien Kings rejection and I will make you regret rejecting me. That's promise I'm not only making to myself but to the Moon Goddess". I didn't give him a chance to respond I then pushed him away from me. He was shocked on how I accepted it so easily. I walked away until I got out of school. I started feeling sharp pain in my heart as I ran to the Orphanage House. My mate betrayed me out of all people my mate rejected me. I left a letter for my friend written,' Dear Emily I'm sorry for leaving you so early I just couldn't take it anymore so I decided to go out of the border. I want to die in peace I can't do this anymore'. I then placed the letter under her pillow since we shared the room.The first thing to do is to fake my death. I want them to think I'm dead then I packed everything I will need to survive as I run to the border.When i reached the boarder then I cutted my hand as I let my blood spill making it look like the Rouges attacked me. When I was done I then turned and looked back and I vowed that, "I will soon return for my revenge Damon Sébastien King you will regret the day the Moon Goddess paired you with me as a mate!!"

[Mature Content] "For the next ritual, you will suck all of us off one by one. You are going to milk us out and drink it all."

The year is 2544, through advances in bio-tech research humans have managed to combine human and animal DNA. As a result, humans now walk the planet with specific animal traits. Some have increased senses, speed or strength. Tails, scales, claws, fangs, ears ect. Most few these bio engineered humans as a way of advancing human evolution. Picking the best traits and moving on. Others view it as a heresy against God and faith. But one boy, 18 year old Gavin doesn't agree. He grew up with Erza as a baby sitter. And she was anything but ordinary.

Young Tom had finally been chosen in Hogwarts as he anticipated to find the mystery of his parents with his friends; Bric Raily, Henry Potter and Sofia Weasley. Join Tom in his adventure in the Harry Potter world and unravel mysteries.

"Ariel's wedding day turns into a nightmare when she discovers her adopted mother's dead body and is framed for the crime. But that's only the beginning. Betrayed by her best friend and mate, Ariel loses everything, including her unborn child. Consumed by a thirst for revenge, she makes a pact with Alpha Derek, the ruthless prince of the Shadow Pack. As she navigates the treacherous world of werewolf politics, Ariel must confront the darkness within herself and the prophecy that threatens to destroy her. Will she claim her true powers and exact revenge, or will she become the Alpha King's next victim?"

Kyra, a mysterious young girl, suddenly finds herself transported to a strange and unfamiliar world. Lost and alone, she is saved by a silly yet adorable silver wolf. Little does she know that this is just the beginning of an extraordinary journey. Soon, she encounters a fierce feral king - snake, willing to carry her three thousand steps just to claim her as his mate. But he's not the only one drawn to her. A powerful, Mysterious dragon falls deeply in love with Kyra, sacrificing his wings to protect her. Then there's the siren—a dangerous, ruthless healer who seems indifferent to everything, yet has his own role to play in Kyra’s story. And through it all, a mysterious stalker hides in the shadows, leaving roses at her door and protecting her from afar. What does he want, and what are his true intentions? In a world filled with wild and unpredictable beasts, Kyra's journey is more than just a survival story—it's one filled with love, danger, and the unknown. Her adventure is only beginning, and with every step, she is drawn deeper into a world of Beasts, uncovering shocking secrets along the way. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ - Reverse Harem - Beast World - Mature Content (18+ Only) Ending date: 12 October 2024

Penelope Stowell, daughter of the powerful Lord Alfred, has always felt like an outsider. Born with the rare and mysterious gift and also a wolf, she stands apart from the other young women in her world. Unlike her peers, who trust in the Moon Goddess to choose their fates, Penelope is determined to chart her own path—especially when it comes to love. But her defiance runs deeper than just matters of the heart. Haunted by the absence of her mother, who disappeared when Penelope was only an infant, she embarks on a journey to uncover the truth of her past. As Penelope struggles to reconcile her untamed spirit with the expectations of her noble heritage, she begins to question where she truly belongs. Is she destined to follow the rules of the world she knows, or does her fate lie somewhere far beyond it, in a place where she can finally understand the power within her? An extraordinary young woman, a forbidden love, and a quest to reclaim a stolen past—*Penelope’s story is one of self-discovery, rebellion, and the pursuit of a destiny no one else can choose for her.*

"Being mated to the dreadful alpha was something I could’ve never imagined," Diva thought with a heavy sigh. "Ugh! Ahh!" she screamed, throwing a pillow across the room. "I’m so frustrated with everything right now," she muttered to herself. Her voice wavered with anger as she continued, "I never liked this man! And yet, that stupid soothsayer declared I’m mated to this unmerciful brute who kills over the slightest mistake." Her words were venomous, her frustration spilling into every corner of her room. She began tearing through her belongings, scattering clothes and breaking anything in her path. A loud bang came from the door, making her pause. "Diva!" Mikael’s firm voice cut through the silence. "You have to stop this nonsense and come back to your senses. Destiny doesn’t change just because you want it to." "Go away, Mikael!" Diva snapped, her voice cracking with desperation. "I hear you, loud and clear," Mikael replied with an edge of sarcasm. "But when you’re ready to stop acting like a child, don’t forget to call me. I’ll always be there, whether you like it or not." His tone softened slightly, but the sound of his footsteps walking away came swiftly after. Diva leaned her back against the door, sliding down to the floor as tears streamed down her cheeks. It felt like her whole world had been flipped upside down. She wiped at her face but couldn’t stop the sobs from breaking free. "Why him?" she whispered into the empty room. "Of all the people in the world, why did it have to be Derek?" Her mind raced with memories of Derek—the cold, piercing eyes that seemed to see through everyone, the air of authority that silenced even the boldest warriors, and the bloodstained rumors of his merciless reign. A knock came at the door again, softer this time. "Diva," Mikael’s voice was gentler now. "I know this isn’t easy for you. But running from it won’t change the truth. You need to face him. Talk to him. Maybe he’s not as bad as you think." She clenched her fists, her nails digging into her palms. "Not as bad as I think? You don’t know him, Mikael. You don’t know what he’s capable of." "And neither do you," Mikael replied. "Maybe it’s time you found out." The silence that followed was deafening. Diva closed her eyes, her head dropping to her knees. She wanted to scream, to protest, to demand a different fate. But deep down, she knew Mikael was right. "Why does it feel like my life has been sold off to the devil himself?" she murmured. Her thoughts were interrupted by a chilling gust of wind that swept through the open window. She froze, her eyes darting to the curtains billowing in the night air. For a moment, she felt as if she was being watched. "Destiny, huh?" she whispered bitterly, glancing at the reflection of her tear-streaked face in the shattered mirror across the room. "If this is my destiny, then fate has made a terrible mistake."

The Predator stands alone, without a pack, territory, or any ties, and has the power to devastate several werewolf clans simultaneously. Even the Alphas tremble at the mention of this ruthless, heartless entity. A Predator is burdened with a curse—forever destined to be without a mate. Seconds before her pack is destroyed, Lilian learns that she is mated to the last living Predator, Daemon Pierre—the only man capable of igniting a storm of emotions within her. Lilian now faces a decisive choice: either embrace a mating with Darren and sacrifice the protection of her pack, leaving herself vulnerable to constant attacks from his enemies, or reject him and remain within the confines of pack safety, while hoping that the moon goddess will give her a second-chance mate. The power to choose her fate lies in her hands.

Dunia mengalami kehancuran yang tidak seorangpun tahu apa penyebabnya. Makhluk yang menjadi dalang terciptanya kekacauan berkeliaran. Mereka yang hidup harus terpaksa mempertahankan kehidupannya. Seorang anak yang keluar dari ruang bawah tanah menatap kekacauan dunia dengan kebingungan. Dia telah dijanjikan ayahnya akan kembali setelah semua urusannya selesai tapi entah berapa lama dia sudah menunggu dan ayahnya tidak kunjung datang hingga akhirnya dia memutuskan untuk pergi mencarinya. (Takdir begitu hebat dalam pekerjaannya. Waktu sungguh tidak sabar menunggu. Dan Kisah tertulis dengan sangat cantik.)

Ever seen rogues in a civilization better than packs , system better than royal family? Ever seen rogues with discipline? Well Aurora Silverlight dominant alpha, queen of Rogues made it possible What happens if she discovers she has a child after her 4 year memory gap? What happens if two alphas cross her paths claiming to be her mates, dote on her and fight with her against the hidden forces? What happens if her original identity is recovered?

Triplets Alphas: My Destined Mates. My mother recently fell into a hasty love with the werewolf Alpha King, which means the change in our lives was certain. We were normal wolf individuals at the Werewolf Capital, and I love my simple life so much I never quite settled with the change; I only accepted it. Just when I began adapting, the triplet Alpha Princes came back from the city where they went to study. Not only were they all my fated mates, but they all were interested in me and I’m weirdly fascinated by them all too. However, I can’t possibly court them all, I have to pick one to forever keeps my heart wobbling even if they all happened to mess with the heart. Bryce made me happy more than any of them, Brent gave me a weird feeling I loved feeling, and Bryan was like the perfection I always needed. However, they’re my stepbrothers. What game was fate playing pairing me up with them? Was it dangerous? Or just full of secrets? Because I found out this might be more than a game, this was something more!

Anne's life takes an unexpected twist when she meets her mate, the Alpha wolf prince Damien. Her world shatters when he rejects her, casting her out of the pack and into exile. To escape certain death, Anne flees to the human world, hiding her true nature and the secret she carries. Five years later, Anne has built a new life among humans, raising her son in peace. When Damien unexpectedly stumbles upon Anne and discovers their child, the heir to his pack, old wounds are reopened, and forgotten bonds are reignited. Damien is determined to reclaim what he lost, but Anne is no longer the same broken wolf who once loved him. She is stronger, fiercely protective, and unwilling to be hurt again. As Damien battles to win back her trust and integrate their son into his legacy, they must navigate a path of betrayal, redemption, and unknown enemies. Can Anne forgive the past and accept a future with the man who once shattered her heart? And can Damien prove he’s worthy of the mate and child he abandoned?

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

In the city that never sleeps, a billionaire heir and CEO, Tyson, finds himself trapped in a desperate bid to save his dying girlfriend, Lila. Driven by love and fear, he makes a shocking decision - marrying Skylar, a medical doctor who saves Lila's life with a selfless organ donation. But here's the twist: Tyson feels nothing for Skylar, and his bitter attitude towards her hides a dark secret. Unbeknownst to the world, Tyson is the Alpha of a feared Werewolf pack, a truth known only to a select few. But there's another secret, one that even Tyson himself can't recall - his childhood friendship with Skylar, the woman he once loved. Skylar, determined to rekindle their lost connection, vows to make Tyson remember her, no matter the cost. As Lila grows increasingly unhinged, she'll stop at nothing to destroy the marriage, weaving a web of deceit to fuel Tyson's hatred towards Skylar. But Lila has secrets of her own - secrets that could destroy them all. Behind her fragile beauty lies a hidden truth, a truth that threatens to upend everything. As the battle for Tyson's heart intensifies, secrets begin to unravel. What sparked Tyson's memory loss? Who is Skylar, really? And what lies beneath Lila's perfect exterior? Is she the damsel in distress she seems, or a master manipulator hiding in plain sight? In this gripping tale of love, lies, and supernatural secrets, Tyson must confront his true identity and the darkness within. But will he survive the truth about the women in his life? Dive into a world of secrets, lies, and forbidden love, where the lines between truth and deception blur. Will Tyson uncover the mysteries of his past and his heart, or will the darkness consume him? The fate of their love hangs in the balance - find out what happens next.

Luke wasn't a ball of joy rather he was a listener.He would stand in the way of harm just to protect others.He was a rogue adopted by two kindhearted people that could never fulfill his ache of having a real family with his mate.He had a secret that no-one knew not even his best friend knew.Dive into the story to find out what it is. Aaron Lockwood was the alpha of the pack and bad boy of highschool , with tattoos that filled his arms and the look that said he had seen it all.What would happen when Aaron finds out about the little secret that his little mate is hiding? This story is purely from my head ,I have read so many stories about werewolves , mates and alpha omega and had continuous imaginative ideas.So I thought why not I pop all of those thoughts here?Let me know how it goes for you!!! DO NOT REPOST ,DO NOT WRITE BAD COMMENTS.IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ THE STORY. And let's all be calm

Simon the future alpha of The Moonlight Pack is raised by strict parents who teach their children how to keep to time and do household tasks in order to help their mom. Evelyn the omega was abandoned on the border of moonlight pack in a basket. she was rapped in a cloth with the name Evelyn. She is the alpha's first mate.she is abused without the knowledge of the Alpha family. Joanne the submissive alpha, she was a strong alpha outside but a submissive to her mates. She is a mermaid from the Atlantic ocean. she is a well mannered and calm alpha. She is a great leader to her school since she took over at the age of 17 as per tradition. Peace is a strong and sassy alpha dragon. She does not take rubbish from people and her clan. If she wants to tell you the truth about you, she will tell it to you straight away. People think that she is rude most of the time.

Sophia is heartbroken when her mate, Alpha Blake, chooses her stepsister over her. Devastated, Sophia decides to start a new life in a different country, where she finds a job working for her pack's biggest enemy, Alpha Derick Mondragon. Although Sophia knows the risk of working for her pack's enemy, she needs the job to begin her new life. Derick has been silently searching for his mate for a long time, but he has not been able to find her. Despite meeting many female werewolves, none of them are his mate. Sophia endures the mistreatment from Derick and his werewolf employees, but her resilience and hard work do not go unnoticed by Derick. One night, under the full moon, Sophia and Derick accidentally touch each other, and they both feel a mate bond that has not been felt for centuries. Sophia and Derick are fated mates, and they both feel an instant connection. Derick realizes his mistakes and apologizes to Sophia, but will Sophia forgive Derick?

In a world where Magical Blessings fell upon the world, Heroes and Villains both emerged to defend and destroy the world to their liking. But what happens when the polar opposites of the power system are friends before enemies? If you've ever seen a good old Hero-Villain friendship, you know that they would work together to make the world a way that satisfies both. Unfortunately for the two, they're as oblivious as can be and instead will fight for eternity; Or will they? Find out the daily life of two best friend roommates with polar ideals, jobs, and lifestyles, and see how long it'll take before the cat's out of the bag...

Moon's heart is shattered when her former mate, Aiden rejects her and makes her believe she is unlovable until she comes across Liam, a powerful and mysterious Alpha Werewolf. She becomes drawn to his strength and kindness. To Moon, Liam is unlike every other werewolf she has ever met, his strength and power are matched by his piercing gaze.  Liam and Moon slowly bond over their shared experiences and she finds herself falling deeply in love. However, their happiness does not last because Aiden reappears in their little love story and Moon begins to suspect that he might be working with a rogue pack led by a ruthless Alpha who is after Liam and his pack. Moon chooses to stick with Liam and form an alliance but just as they think they have found a way to solve the problem, a shocking truth is revealed Liam is Victor's long-lost son, and his destiny is tied to this rogue pack.  Moon is left with only an alternative and that is to choose between her heart or her duty. Will Liam and Moon's love be strong enough to overcome the forces against them or will they have to bow to the darkness surrounding them?

In an attempt to surprise her mate, she didn't know she would be walking in on him cheating on her with her best friend! Heart broken and filled with despair, she rejected him and decided one night of bad decision was the revenge move she needed! However Fiona had no idea that the one night of bad decision would result in waking up next to her ex mate father!

"Have some fun, love. The apocalypse has just begun," her mate chuckled as she let go of his hand and he fell down in the abyss of hell where the lifeless hands jerked him down, ripped his clothes, ruptured his frame, masticated his skin and drank his blood like a famished wild untamed beasts. "Sorry. But I need to survive this." Those reasoning barely escaped from her mouth as she toss over the scone of scorching fire on her mate's and his predator's dead bodies, completing the cremation ceremony and fulfilling the last task to survive the apocalypse and the hunt for limited breathes. A COASTAL TOWN UNKOWN SPECIES A VIRUS AN EPEDIMIC ONE SOLUTION BURN YOUR MATE -------------------- Liliane Lune Clyde works as a part-time security guard at the Northpass's archeology museum with her mate as the guide, Newt August Hawke. After the fall festival, the proposal for binding their souls by marriage was given before the satanic dead corpses rose from their graves at the strike of 12. Even though the citizens are descendants of werewolves but the dead can't be burn easily without a sacrifice. It's not a zombie hunt, rather it's a mate hunt. [TICK-TOCK-TICK] Kill yourself or your mate. Which you will choose, love? Certainly yourself...