living to the max: who cares if my crush doesn't like me back?
Listen. When you have the fattest crush ever on a friend you've been on and off with since middle school, you pretty much know that it's not going to end well. But seriously, what's stopping me from at least putting in my whole USSY to at least try and seduce him? Like, seriously. What could go wrong?
Or in which Cressie pours her heart out to a man she KNOWS doesn't like her back
