Adult Humor

Just imagine: you wake up in a hospital after a long coma and find out that you’re surrounded by zombies! You try to escape and finally find the floor plan but it’s all in French! And you are actually in France! You are naked except for a baseball bat and zombies are about to take a bite of your bare ass. But worry not, because you have your own dimensional haven. Its a light if a little chaotic story filled with humor and zero drama. ———————————————————————————————————— This story is a translation of an original novel by author Dmitri Dornichev.

Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

In a bustling city, 18-year-oldAlex Garcia is about to start his firstyear of college. After living a relativelyuneventful life with his single mother,Maria, he finds himself unexpectedlyinheriting his late grandmother's oldhouse-a charming, albeit slightlyrundown, place filled with memories. The house, located in a vibrantneighborhood, becomes a central hub forAlex and a group of young women-allfriends or family-like figures who slowlydrift into his life. Each character bringsunique quirks, challenges, and humor,making for a lively household.

Have you ever thought about how your life would turn out at the age of 18? Well before I could even say that I was an adult to even say I was going to conquer it. The world had seemed to already be determined of what mine and the rest of humanity would be when the first Leviathans was made public to our world.

Kenji Slavai is an A-rank adventurer at just 18 years old . now that he’s finally a legal adult in the kingdom of azzia, he will enter the academy and take on multiple challenges , dark creatures and psychotic people note -R-18 scenes , MC is a chad , lots of sexy female heroines but their interactions with MC actually make sense no transmigration or system . so if u want that . this isn’t for you sorry Ps- images will be uploaded later

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel! 　　A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. ． ． ． ． ． 　　In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

"A rebellious and spoiled teenager, Zhan, lives a life of excess and recklessness, often sneaking into adult clubs and spending nights in hotels with his friends. However, his world is turned upside down when compromising images and videos of him with unknown men surface online. In a desperate attempt to salvage the family's reputation, Zhan's father forces him into an arranged marriage with a stranger, leaving Zhan feeling trapped, desperate, and unsure of his future."

Aku bertransmigrasi menjadi karakter dari game favoritku di kehidupanku sebelumnya. Selain itu, sebagai karakter yang paling aku benci kedua dalam game itu. Novel terjemahan, bukan karya asli. Alternative: 망나니 공자의 메이드가 되었다 Author: 연습용더미 Genre: Action, Adult, Fantasy, Romance, School Life Country: Korea Tag(s): Academy, Clever Protagonist, European Ambience, Fantasy, Fantasy World, Female Protagonist, Game Elements, Gender Bender, Magic, Male Protagonist, Male to Female, Male To Female Protagonist, Nobles, Reincarnated in a Game World, Romance, Sword And Magic, Transmigration, Weak to Strong

Curious about worlds where reincarnation meets dark humor, and cultivation isn’t all about respect? Meet Yue Phaelo—a witty, endlessly ambitious prodigy with unparalleled power and a mischievous streak that keeps his foes guessing. With a family as fearsome as they are hilarious, he's on a journey to dominate realms and discover hidden truths of existence. But for Yue, power is just part of the thrill; it's about bending fate and stirring chaos. Dive into an adventure full of legendary trials, unpredictable allies, and twisted Dao mastery. I'm not the best at creating synopses, but I believe this story speaks for itself. If you’re into a blend of intense cultivation, sharp humor, and a main character who’s equal parts cunning and powerful, you’ll want to dive into Yue Phaelo’s world. It’s a mix of clever twists, complicated relationships, and unpredictable challenges. Give it a read, and you might find yourself drawn into an adventure that redefines what a cultivation novel can be. Would that work?

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

Ryan, a self-proclaimed pervert, joins a university club focused on dating and sex education to explore his fantasies and gain confidence. As he interacts with a diverse group of charismatic women, he navigates a series of steamy adventures and playful challenges that blur the lines between learning and attraction. Amidst humorous misunderstandings and unexpected connections, Ryan discovers the complexities of desire and the true meaning of relationships, all while embracing his newfound confidence in love.

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amends, Dhruv agrees to the terms, unaware that the mysterious man is none other than Lord Vishnu in disguise. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself, he finds himself in an unusual mix of existential crises, dark humor, and supernatural chaos. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose. This story is a refreshing take on mythology, where the mortal and the divine collide in unexpected and often hilarious ways, challenging Dhruv to find his own redemption and bring fulfillment to his life's story...

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

In a realm where magic and mayhem reign, the fearsome Demon Lord Grumblethor finds himself in the human world, utterly transformed into a comically peculiar figure. Tasked with solving a mischievous gnome problem, he stumbles into an unlikely alliance with a bumbling knight, Sir Percival, and an eloquent skeleton, Morty. Together, they unravel a series of absurd adventures filled with laughter, friendship, and surprising camaraderie. As they navigate through the chaos of both human and demon realms, Grumblethor and his newfound companions discover the power of positivity and the unexpected bonds that can form in the most peculiar circumstances. Their journey takes a twist when a disgruntled demon, Zorgon, joins their comical crew, leading to a series of hilarious confrontations and an unforeseen alliance. In the depths of the underworld, they encounter a realm that is in dire need of laughter, as mischievous imps wreak havoc with absurd pranks. The mismatched group of heroes and imps, with their peculiarities and quirks, introduce comedy to the darkest corners of the underworld, proving that humor can brighten even the gloomiest of places. "Demon Lord's Delight" is a comical and heartwarming tale of self-discovery, the unbreakable bonds of friendship, and the transformative power of laughter. With vivid visuals and rich humor, this story invites readers into a world where the unexpected is celebrated, and where even the darkest beings can find delight in the most unlikely of places.

In a world where the art of chess intertwines with cultivation, Juan Chen awakens in a mysterious realm after his soul transmigrates from Earth. Armed with a unique chess-themed power, he navigates the dangerous political landscape of cultivators and mystical creatures. With cunning and a touch of humor, he builds alliances, faces powerful foes, and strives to uncover the secrets of his new life. As he rises through the ranks, Juan learns that every move on the chessboard can change the fate of the world.

In a typical high school, a perverted boy stumbles upon a secret society that promises to fulfill any of his wildest desires. However, to gain their favor, he must complete a series of outrageous and often embarrassing tasks. As he navigates this new world filled with unexpected challenges, he discovers that fulfilling his fantasies may come at a cost, forcing him to confront his deepest insecurities and the true meaning of connection. With each task, he finds himself tangled in a web of humor, desire, and the complexities of teenage relationships.

It is a modern fantasy novel brimming with humor and wit. It follows the journey of Wang Yang , a young man who rises from obscurity to become a formidable king through his unique survival instincts and comedic flair. Set in a world teeming with magic and battles, the story is told with a light-hearted touch that explores themes of power, wisdom, friendship, and personal growth. Wang Yang's cleverness and humor are his weapons against adversity, and his journey is not just an adventure of might and intellect, but also a quest for self-discovery and maturation. The novel's charm lies in its ability to make readers laugh while reflecting on the warmth and hope of life.

Adolfo, a young pianist whose passion was silenced by an accident, finds himself trapped in an aimless adult life. Memories of broken dreams and unrequited loves drown him in alcohol. However, one night, a journey through his memories takes him back to his high school days, where loves and opportunities still seemed possible.

Young adult fiction stories. A break for teenagers distracted minds

"Listen. I have no Ouija to talk with you, I can see you if you come out of that goddamn wall." Lovisa's dark humor and defiant spirit shine through even in the face of danger. Lovisa, a low-grade necromancer, finds her quiet night disrupted when a power outage and a mysterious knock at her door send her spiraling into a tense and eerie encounter. After witnessing her neighbor suspiciously tossing a garbage bag from his window, Lovisa's nerves are stretched thin. The real nightmare begins when a ghostly figure materializes in her room. Before she can act, she’s attacked, blacking out after a brief struggle. Waking up confined in a mafia cell, Lovisa’s only solace is the hope that her hacker friend Adriel—who's as reckless as he is loyal—will come to her rescue. Stuck in this grim situation, she discovers an unusual ally in the form of Quentin, a ghost who casually haunts the cell for fun. Despite his nonchalance, Lovisa seizes the opportunity to manipulate the spirit into helping her. In the surveillance room, hidden eyes watch her every move, intrigued by her peculiar conversation with the ghost. The scene is set for a blend of suspense, dark humor, and unexpected alliances.

“I’m the king now? This is going to be fun.” “Fun? I’m stuck in a dress, surrounded by scheming women.” Two best friends find themselves in a cultivation world—one’s a king, the other’s a concubine. “You charm, I’ll smash.” “Sounds like a plan.” Between court intrigue, catty concubines, and a kingdom falling apart, this duo plans to charm and smash their way to the top. If the world burns along the way? Well, no one’s perfect. (^_^) Warnings: -Dark humor -Manipulation and palace intrigue -LGBTQ+ themes -Scheming concubines -Mild violence and adult themes -Subtle emotional manipulation by an innocent-looking king! This duo isn't playing by the rules, and neither should you.

In "A Whacky Little, Short Story: A Whacky Beau!", we meet Beau, a charmingly clueless protagonist whose name is as puzzling as his life. Faced with the daunting task of buying a cake for his sister's birthday, Beau finds himself in a hilarious predicament involving a hotdog theft and an angry man. With a witty voice that speaks directly to the reader, Beau takes us on a journey through his quirky world filled with unexpected challenges, family love, and a healthy dose of humor.

Two cunning boys trick a bike rider into buying a regular goat, convincing him it has magical powers. The rider is amazed by the "goat's" abilities, unaware it's all a ruse. When the trick is revealed, the boys' prank leaves the rider embarrassed and penniless. Genre: Comedy, Short Story Themes: Deception, Mischief, Humor Length: Short Story

Genre: Slice of Life, Supernatural, Comedy In this lighthearted one-shot a human stumbles upon a quirky vampire, desperately hungry for blood. Their unexpected encounter leads to a series of humorous and awkward moments as they navigate their unusual bond. Get ready for a delightful mix of laughs and charm in this fun.

Discover 'Beyond the Goalpost'-an inspiring tale of Niyog V, a young boy determined to become a football legend. Join him as he navigates challenges with talent, perseverance, and humor, proving that dreams can come true on and off the field.

A young adult after downloading a mobile game is transported into another world.

Trigger Warning: Includes a lot of crude humor and toilet humor. Not recommended for reading during meals. Version 1: Mia transmigrated. Her father, with the face of a scholar, is cunning and deceitful. Her mother, though kind-looking, has a heart of steel. Her older brother appears simple-minded but is sly, and her older sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born to be villains, existing only to highlight the righteousness and virtue of the main hero. They work hard to commit all sorts of evil deeds, sinking deeper into the mire, destined to meet a tragic end. As for Mia—she possesses a mystical spring, but she’s timid and weak. All she can do is prolong her family’s lives just a little bit longer... Version 2: In a past life, Mia’s family died off early. In this life, they’ve formed alliances with the most notorious figures—the infamous lord and the rebel leader. They have no filial piety, no loyalty, no moral integrity, and no backbone. But they’re all alive, together as a family... Version 3 (Reader Summary): Dad’s a Medusa, Mom’s a polar bear, Brother’s a wolf, Sister’s a weasel, and the heroine is a giant panda, strong as an ox but mostly just there to be cute.