Monkey Lemon

The Buddha said all beings are equal, so why then does he sit high on the peak of Mount Meru, issuing commands and directions? Tathagata, you owe me five hundred years! A Monkey King who could recall past and present lives, this time, could he leap out of Tathagata's palm? … [Guaranteed three updates every day, never to fall behind, or may I chop off my own hand.]

Traversing worlds with the Immortal Sword slaying demons, it was not until a monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King appeared before Lu Yu that he realized he had come to the world of Journey to the West. Striving for supremacy along the Human Path, the secrets of Journey to the West unrevealed, cutting off heaven and earth, the Three Realms were isolated.

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple. Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights! From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong! Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism? Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?" The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

【Explosive New Book】 At Thunder Sound Hall, the Great Saint fell! With the Life and Death God Talisman, he reversed time and space; the Monkey King, unyielding, returned against the heavens! All gods and Buddhas lost their colors, my fate is determined by me, not by the heavens! In this life, I, Old Sun, will make all the gods and Buddhas remember this name— I am, the Great Sage Equalling Heaven, Sun Wu Kong

[There's already a grand, high-quality complete series of 6,000 chapters for you to read with confidence.] Choice is greater than effort! Martial masters fight bloodily over terrestrial treasures, yet the deep-water sacred herbs remain unclaimed. Having crossed over into a fisherman, Liang Qu obtained the Water Ze Cauldron, refined the Water Monkey's innate abilities, commanded Water Beasts, reaped benefits all along the way, and stepped onto the peak. [Water Monkey]→[Ze Rong]→[Water King Ape]→[Lord of Huai Whirlpools]! From then on, I ruled over the expansive Ze waves! ............ On the shore, people knelt in prayer, offering sacrifices. "May the Water Deity bless us..." Damn, could you stop sacrificing maidens to me? I'm really not a Water Deity!

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

I appreciate you reading my book "Pokémon: Last Quake". To start, I want to outline a few points and establish some rules that I will adhere to throughout the writing process: System: The main character (MC) will not be provided with any system, ensuring that all achievements are earned through effort rather than given due to external factors. Additionally, there will be no levels, signifying that growth is achieved through experience, not predetermined by numbers. Ships: The narrative will not be heavily centered on romance; however, if it does emerge, there will be just one canonical partner for the main character. Comments: Ideas and critiques are welcome as they help maintain focus. Please feel free to share them, and if they are incorporated, the contributor's name will be acknowledged at the chapter's conclusion. Lemons: There will be no on-screen lemons, I will be only providing brief descriptions before cutting to the next part of the story. Embark on a tale of transformation from weakness to strength, centered around a young man's adventure in the Pokémon universe. Thank you for being part of this journey, and I hope you enjoy the experience. By Mugen Strife

Lemons or lemonade—that’s how Damon Hale saw life. You either got something sweet, or you spent your days squeezing the bitter out, hoping for a taste of something better. Damon, an ordinary construction worker, was ready for life to end, but fate had other plans. Awakening in the fantastical world of Terramar, he’s shocked to find himself reborn as the Crown Prince of Celadrin, the wealthiest kingdom in a land ruled by strength and power. Here, humans command vast kingdoms and tame wild beasts through ancient rituals, transforming them into humanoid servants or fierce fighters. However, Damon’s newfound privilege comes with its own dangers, and his greatest challenge lies in facing the Beast Queen—the oldest and most fearsome of monsters, bent on revenge against the humans who’ve slaughtered and enslaved her kin. Thrust into a world of ruthless elites and deadly creatures, Damon must decide: has he been handed a lifetime supply of lemonade, or been given more lemons to squeeze? ## This is a harem story, and will have a massive harem. The story will focus on slice of life and romance along with the action. Tags include: Action, Fantasy, Weak to Strong, Romance, Massive Harem, MILFs, Mother-daughter pairs, Netori, R18

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

°Embrace the darkness : A three volume of short horror anthology from fifteen chilling tales° Dear Ladies and gent, step into the shadows, where terror regins supreme and where the creatures rule the night. Dive into the darkest recesses of the human psyche, where madness lurks & horror awaits. Vol 1 - The boy next door - Obession - The girl in the woods - The psychopath's prey - I played with a ghost Vol 2 The survival game : four highschool students gets to play a game for survival. - Scary urban myths and legends - The monkey's paw - The spirit in nagia lake - Midnight terrors - The man without a face Vol 3 - Don't pick the call - The devil within - The girl who screamed help

Hey there, yes you... I'm talking to you reading this, this is not a real book. What is it, you ask? Well, it's just where I'm putting out some of the lemons from my other works, not all, just a few I like, I am sure you'll like it too, but if you want more, read my books. I currently have two works: Lust System: Monster Girl Harem and Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World.

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

Warning: ~SOUR RAW LEMONS~ Make no mistake, MC is a villain through and through. Story is not sacrificed for eye squinting lemons, cheek slapping lemons are not sacrificed for story. Detailed smut scenes, but I warn in advance, hold on to your pillows and be near a convenient location, only the strong can maintain calm. Your PP will definitely grow if you read this book! ----------------------------------------- It begins with a rough start, but stay with me, it only gets better!! ... Also, its not all about the lemons here, the story is just as important if not more. The lemons are an aspect of the story, not the other way round. Join my discord server:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt You will find character illustrations there and get future updates. -SYNOPSIS- Following countless reincarnations, Aldritch had lived countless lives without any recollection of the one before. He was initially chosen by a god for a specific purpose, and for whatever reason, the god stuck with him, trying time and again to reincarnate him into a particular world, but each time, he enters a different world and loses the memories of before getting there. Just when the god was going to give up and finally search for someone else, Aldritch's reincarnation works... half works, since he still got reincarnated into the wrong world, but at least this time, it was one with a connection to the intended destination. Aldritch initially didn't wish to bother himself about this warworld, as he wanted to live a fun life, doing everything he couldn't in his previous life now that he has and can get anything he wanted, good looks, wealth, fame, and most importantly, beautiful women to carry out and fulfil all his desires and fantasies!! But then, realizing the truth about warworld might just change his mind... And what a weird start? he is starting out in the chamber of the goblin queen? ---------------------------------------------- Coming from the author to you guys, the readers, I ask for your support as I write this book, it will motivate me to write more and better. No support feels like no one is reading and kills morale and creativity. So don't be frugal at all!! Comments, Reviews, Gifts, Powerstones, Golden Tickets -- Anything & Everything. ... Information on bonus chapters: After every week; 100 power stones - 1 bonus chapter 200 power stones - 2 bonus chapters 300 power stones - 3 bonus chapters... And so on. ===== 50 Golden Tickets - 1 bonus chapter 100 Golden Tickets - 3 bonus chapters And so on. All the bonus chapters will be delivered the following week, if possible, all at once

Michael, an ordinary and average guy, suddenly finds himself in a dangerous fantasy cultivation world after being randomly chosen in a multiversal lottery. Armed with a wish system that may taunt him some times, grants him one wish every week, Michael has to survive in this harsh world of cultivators, monsters, and mysterious powers. However, the system has strict rules—he can’t wish for direct power. However average Michael was, he loved his family on Earth and that's why his main goal is to return to Earth. To do that, he must climb to the highest realm of cultivation, all while avoiding greedy enemies and dangerous beasts. With each wish, Michael gets closer to his goal, but the challenges only grow tougher as the world around him becomes more dangerous.

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

The story follows a youth 'Kevan' from Razor town a place for the rich and strong finding it difficult to live because of his poor family he had, with just a mother playing the father part at that very old age, pitifully taking care of his two children, Ester and Kevan whole heartedly. _______ Due to their unbelievably poor family, studies in Razor town seemed impossible due to lack of enough fees and school requirements but not only that, Kevan who was unbelievably wise for any school to run after him had a very serious problem, seriously taking away all the opportunities of learning in one of the schools in Razor. His life was said to be tragic by not only his fellow students who he had his last year in level one with, but also the teachers who gave out brief comments about his tragic abnormal characters on his report warning any school which will dare to take Kevan in as a student. The total denial of town schools towards Kevan forced his mom to send him to Blava town, a town of mysteries, a town full of schools mythically designed mostly for abnormal students, students who failed to socialise with others. ______ Schools in Blava were welcoming any kind of students and gave out discounts on how wise the student was not to mention their talents! see how his tragic life turns mysterious in his journey within Blava. ______

warning: R-18 content. (lemons) MILFS, ELVES, DWARF WOMEN, DRAGANOID WOMEN, VAMPIRE, MAIDS, WARRIORS, DEMI- HUMANS, PRINCESS'S, Demon queens, priestess. e.t.c All the imaginable beauties, with huge lemons, soft and small, cute and full of tantrums, yandere. everything in one place. for those who have wild imaginations. No NTR, silent yet ruthless and overpowered MC. system, not really, but still there is something to guide him. a TRANSMIGRATED MC who is in love, initially tries to act hard, but in front of such beauties you know no real man can. has it's fair share of Action, I promise to bring a story, with all your wild imaginations in huge Harem. He really is their Saviour look forward to it. note: it has a genuine story, so there will be a lot of build up. it's not going to be like: oh there she is, now let's get her laid. @EMPERORS_WORDS1416

In the new year of 2022, a star of the galaxy exploded, but because the sound and the looks of the explosion looked like fireworks people assumed that the fireworks were ready to start. Unlikely for them the plant life and animals started to change. The plants started to grow rapidly and the animals started evolving rapidly, there were problems and panics on earth... ...until a message appeared on their phones, the message said "Hello Humans, you're universe has been selected to our game" as the message plays out you will choose you're race and class but beware as it all is limited. Now follow the main character Yuro Okasu trying to survive the world that was earth and obtaining new skills as he will become from a human to try becoming...the monkey king

[Matured Content] Alex lived an ordinary life until a sudden tragedy brought it to a devastating end. Expecting to be reincarnated or transmigrated, he instead finds himself summoned, body and all by a demon king into the very fantasy harem world he once adored. But instead of the glory and adventure he dreamed of, Alex awakens to a living nightmare: cursed with trash stats and unable to fully activate his powers, the very reason the demon king chose him. For years, the demon king tortures Alex, draining every ounce of his mana, using him as a tool to strengthen his own power. On the brink of death, when Alex is ready to give up, a mysterious system binds itself to him. [HOST Found] [Binding Clone and Lust system] [System binded successfully] [DING! Congrats to the challenger for awakening the Clone Lust Nexus] [DING! Host will only be able to summon his clones] [Will The Challenger like to proceed with their first summoning?] With the power of the Clone Lust Nexus, Alex can summon clones to aid him in his quest, while he can also level up by having fun with beautiful ladies. This newfound power may be his only chance to survive in this dangerous, female-dominated world. As Alex embarks on his journey, driven by the desire for revenge, he must harness his unique system, outwit powerful enemies, and defeat the demon king who enslaved him. Will Alex navigate the treacherous path before him and claim victory, or will he fall victim once more to the forces that seek to control him? Why don't you read to find out!! ** A/N: Hold your phone with one hand and take one hand down. because you are in for a ride of you life. lemons lot's of lemons You want a wise MC? You got it! You want an MC who will turn out not to merciful? You got it! Clones? You got it! Slow-paced story? You got it! Something a little bit new, and out of the ordinary? You got it! Level up of both the MC and Villain? You got it! Here for not just the lemon scenes but also a great storyline? You got it! [Adventure, Action, R18, Isekai, System, Harem, weak to strong, Handsome ML, Beautiful FL's, Smut, Demons, Monster Girls, Lots Of Lamons: All Check ] 2 chapters/day 100 power stones for 2 bonus Chapters 100 Golden tickets for 4 bouns chapters. 1 magic castle for 10 bouns chapters, Leave a review, I would really appreciate it below I the channel link on discord https://discord.gg/Yh7A6V7e

As it has been sade folks this is a story of a monkey and a banana, no spoilers . WARNING:Take great caution when reading this work, thank-you

sometimes,being heartbroken creates a phobia to love. that fear of being hurt by someone you love continue to hunt you down. as result you push away an romantic relationship since its better to be cautious than suffer in the end. that's exactly how Angela collin's mind worked. however most phobias are said to have a cure so what a bout her phobias, is there any cure for it? she did find an answer. the cure exists and it works miraculously that you won't remember ever having a problem. True love it is.. His name is Quen Okefe. he is rich, handsome, outstanding businessman and he has a fame. to almost every woman he is a full package. Nevertheless he doesn't want any woman but a special one. his last relationship was in college and now it would be a world scandal to spot him with a woman. yet his world was soon to change, on first sight his walls fell and his heart succumbed to his special partner.

Li Qingzhou traveled to a world where beast control was the mainstream. At the same time, the hidden talent of beast control is awakened. Not only can you see the evolution route of your pet beast, but you can also formulate a new evolution route. As a result, pet beasts that did not belong to this world were formulated one after another. The fox with nine tails, the monkey that flies through the clouds and is indestructible, the strange snake-like creature that sees daytime with its eyes open and night with its eyes closed, A huge creature that can transform into a big fish or a big bird... People were shocked. What kind of creatures are these? They have never seen them before! The monsters in the abyss spoke one after another: Come on, come on, you come to be monsters, we are not as perverted as you.

Kim Minhyun , 21 years old university student , manifested as an omega and suddenly something made him change his mind fully. he tried to live at his fullest. Jeon so-hyun , 28 years old, working as an surgeon at W hospital. His is cold outside but never misbehave with his patients. There seems to be a line in between them. but then both of them meets and changes are happening in both of lives. .... Minhyun had to go to the W hospital once again for his sister's friend. He went to see this so called friend and only to learn that it was her boyfriend! Minsoo is just 17 years old. She is already having a relationship! She needs to talk with her. When he was scolding her for keeping it a secret, someone from behind pushed Minhyun away from Minsoo. Which made everyone shocked. "Brother! " "Brother! What are you doing!" Minsoo and her boyfriend Both shouted at the same time making everyone stopped except the man who pushed Minhyun. He again approached Minhyun who was on floor. Minhyun looked at the guy who just pushed him with a glare.. "What do you think you are doing!" Minhyun asked with a glare. The guy stopped for a moment and then approached Minhyun slowly and sat down in front of him. "It's really him. I didn't think he would have this type of personality!" The guy mummble as if talking to himself. Which made Minhyun frown. "Hey man, move out of my way while I am asking nicely. If not then I might sue you for harassing you. " Minhyun threatened. And it seemed to get the guy's attention. " You will sue me? It's not unheard of having alphas fighting. Who will listen to you?" The guy replied. Minhyun crossed his hand over his chest and replied " they might listen when I say I am an omega idiot!" This made the guy stop for a second, "W-what! So you are an omega?" " Is that what you get of all the things! Move out of my way!" Minhyun pushed that guy away and take Minsoo's hand and left the room. Jeon So-hyun(top) X Kim Minhyun(bottom)

KINGDOM(EARTH) HEARTS(WATER) 3(LIGHT) MEMORY(TIME) ARCHIVE(TIME+EARTH) 5(FAMILY) DARKNESS Organization 13's true goal is to divide Xehanort's heart among 13 vessels; 13 Xehanorts, what is? The Real Organization 13; now Master Xehanort has warned of a 3rd attempt to start his War; All of this was decided. My 12 selves would welcome me here on this day when I would return as a complete person. It is the future that lies beyond my sight. Let us finish this at the Fated Place when your Lights and my Darknesses have joined together. Even Time itself cannot contain Xehanort's ambitions. 7 Lights; 13 Darknesses; The End is coming.

How would Humans defend themselves against a sudden Alien Attack? At the same time of the Alien Attack, 300 years ago. humans at the age of 10 awaken a subspace filled with various statues, and by binding to one of the thousands of statues you gain supernatural abilities along with a system. This was placed to help humans defend themselves from the Alien Attacks. Ethan, a 21 year old guy was involved in a accident and is unfortunately killed. But that is not the end of his story, as he is awakened in the world as a newborn, now known as Alaric. Once he reaches the age of ten, on his birthday he awakens in the magical subspace. But as he inspected the statues, he realized some were based on gods and myths. After this revelation, he knew what statue he wanted to bind with... [Sun Wukong System Online!]

warning: Not my own work, I just copied it from DragonsFics

After 500 years trapped inside a mountain, The Monkey King is finally out and is ready to wreak some havoc. Though, the world seems a bit different than the world he used to know. And he heard the Immortals here are a lot more arrogant...

Carter was a bookworm who loved reading fantasy novels, one day he found himself reincarnated as the cherished son of a powerful Duchess, as his life changed from ordinary to privileged life. He found himself in the arms of a beautiful and rich woman as Ethan Blackwwod son of the powerful duchess Luica Blackwood. He was born and labelled as creepy child, and is shunned by his peers for his ability and being able to use black magic, who are shunned by the society. Despite him being underestimated and mocked by other family members he held a hidden side A side where his thirst for knowledge and power easily crushes any rivals. And his sadistic desires has no limits. Harem | Mana sharing(Dual cultivation for mages) | Ruthless Mc | Reincarnation | Survival | Kingdom Building | Romance | Lemons | Lemons | Charming Narcisst | Dark | Comedy | Very Action | Much Adventure | New Tropes | Old Tropes |Best tropes| There is a Yandere | Mother, Daughter| Threesome| And much more

A meteorite destroyed the world, and people all over the world traveled to a wasteland world! Raging floods, ice ages, the advent of strange beasts, plant plagues... In the face of random disasters that occur every seven days, if you want to survive, you must build a higher-level safe house ! Erina awakened the upgradable lucky draw wheel , and from then on she started a completely different style of living . Others: "Isn't the treasure chest surrounding by dangerous beasts ? and there are to little supplies " Erina : "There are too many supplies and there is no room in the inventory. Do I have to upgrade the safe house and build a warehouse? Oh, so annoying." others : " It's to hard to take care of kids " Erina : " Let's tame few monkeys to play with kids . "