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"Breaking News! A 28-year-old IT worker beats three university kids to death with a spiked bat over a dog!" Abandoned at birth, and named John Wicked, he suffered a life of solitude and harshness. His only companion was a dog named Alfred who was with him since he was 8 years old. Alas, on his 28th birthday when he was returning home from the company with a gift for Alfred, what awaited him was three university students beating his dog senseless--the reason being that Alfred barked at them. They escaped after beating him, too, but John Wicked lost his only family there as the sky broke into tears as if weeping alongside John, holding his dear companion's lifeless body. After getting revenge and being put on death row, John Wicked felt no regret for his actions, and the public also didn't support him. If the world didn't understand him, he didn't need to understand the world. He took his own life because he didn't want to die by the so-called justice of this world. But that wasn't the end. That was the beginning of John's new life after making a deal with an Eldritch God. Join John and Alfred's journey in the fantasy world where humans tame monsters and live an intricately connected life.

"I simply asked one thing of you Sarah, to stay away from Connie! And what did you do?" his voice was rough, low, intimidating. I could feel the little courage I had slowly slip away and be replaced by pure terror and fear. "I did stay away__" before I even finish my statement, he punched me hard in the stomach, and I landed on the cold tiled floor. I dragged myself away from him... Or at least made a pathetic attempt to. "Simple instructions Sarah!" he landed a kick to my stomach, it felt a hundred times more painful than the punch. "We even signed a treaty," another kick. "And you broke it... So now, I'm going to break you too!" Why do I have to be so unlucky, and why does Casey have to treat me like I'm inferior to him, like don't belong here, like I don't deserve to breathe the same air he does? I'm simply a pest in his life, a thorn in his side, some kind of leprosy he wants to get rid of. My life has never really been easy. And everyday, I simply ask myself if it's all worth it... If all this pain and suffering is worth it. Will the pain ever end? Or should I take it upon my hands to end it myself. Cause everyone has a breaking point... And I think I've extended mine for way too long! A fire accident changes the lives of all the students of Crown and Berry High... And it reveals a lot of secrets that would best be kept in the dark... Secrets that could ruin the lives and futures of everyone involved... Even of those not involved... Will the truth ever come to light? Or will someone get hurt digging in too deep?* * **WARNING!!! BOOK CONTAINS VIOLENT SCENES!

【Explosive Fantasy, Exhilarating Fiction】He had been beaten by his father into a cripple and kicked out of his home, yet he was the most badass genius in history. The Empress of the Divine World? She's my woman! The Great Lord of the Demon World? He's my disciple! The Dragon God of the Demon Realm? He's my mount! Those who mess with Xu Nian will die! Those who touch Xu Nian's Forbidden Lamella will wish they were dead!

[Explosive and thrilling, read by thousands] He was the Magic Shadow Assassin, he was the King of Soldiers! The favored son of a mysterious special forces unit, he lay low in the metropolis for a mission that could not be disclosed. With a pair of iron fists, he fought through the Demons and Ghosts lurking in every dark corner. With a Military Spike in his hand, he shattered the survival laws of the urban jungle. I am the Warrior King of the jungle; in the city, I, too, am King. The stunning landlady said, "Yang Fei, you scoundrel, pay up the eight hundred you owe me for the rent before you come here bragging!"

This is the tale of an average nobody, who after his death got transmigrated in a new world. The memories of his average life flashed before his eyes, as he found nothing that was noteworthy about him. So in this new world should he try to change that, should he wish to be supreme, rise to the peak or to rule the heavens, but he's too lazy for that. "And how come all the names are so familiar. Don't tell me, am I in that novel?" Soon after waking up he realised this world was based upon the very first novel he read years ago. At first he felt happy that finally something unexpected happened in his life. But that happiness was short lived as he remembered the plot of the book and the crisis that was coming for the world. If that wasn't enough he was living in the body of Rio Raven Blake - avatar of Nyx. Known by his other names like The last dark spawn, The first fallen or The infamous Devil. In a world brimming with dungeons, towers, Gods, Demons, monsters and magic - our MC finds himself trapped in the body of the last villain. "I don't care about the novel plot, I'll just ignore it, and live my life peacefully." At least that was his plan, until he heard a voice in his head , that he's been waiting for all this time. [DING] [TING] [TIDING] [DID YOU MISS ME??? ] 'The great villain system, what a funny name.' You can earn points by ruining the plotlines, and can get whatever you want. Let me see, I'm a master at messing things up. [What, someone is going to do a prophecy that I will become the villain after growing up - kill him while he's still a kid.] [what, this potion was made for the protagonist and the alchemist heroine - I'll take it with me.] [ohh you're the one who saves the protagonist when he was about to die - go to prison, you traitor.] [wait, you have a sister. but she is sick and needs help - here take this potion and work for me.] Got a money making slave for life. [What, my parents are fixing my engagement with the princess, who's also a main heroine, but will betray me later and help everyone kill me - Humph...just you wait...] Once the plot started many years later, at the academy entrance exam. Protagonist was shining brightly, breaking all records, taking first rank, but no one was talking about him. As the news came out that the genius of humanity Rio Blake, will be joining the academy too. Not only mortals, even Gods and Demons were surprised at this sudden development too. {Nyx nods at her believers achievements} {Odin says you've grown a lot} {Gauri/Kali challenges you to fight her believer} {Jesus prays for your souls redemption} {Anubis awaits your enemies doom} {Lucifer writes down your lines, as you take on the Devil persona} The protagonist just stared at the guy who took all the limelight from him, but his surprise turned to shock, when his sister ran and hugged the man, while crying her eyes out, saying she missed him and she was sorry. "What is happening? Who is he? {Apollo curses...} ## -- A/N - 1) NO HAREM. (I believe in soulmate love 2) MC doesn't care about right, wrong, good, evil - as long as he gets what he want, he'll do it. 3) He hates the so called righteous hypocrites, so don't think he'll be friends with protagonist. 4) MC is serious when it comes to relationships, so don't expect any kind of pokemon collection harem. 5) MC hates the plot, so he'll ruin it. Do not expect him to follow it or him trying to keep it same as written. 6) I don't like hiding my strength tropes, so not happening. He will be OP, and a badass. ## -- Join my discord for character arts and discussions https://discord.gg/zFTJsYP7kM DevilDarkness#0506

Neva and Rhett, the two youths have their heart strings attached in love. Interfering their peaceful life circumstances unfolds scattering blades in their romance. Ishmael, with a heart of spikes, he looks to mend the wound, searching and failing for his Neva separated from him. Rays of love and joy filtering through clouds of horror in the world, Neva before him once more. The twisted fate entangling them, reveals the game of sphere as misery burns their soul. Concealed life beyond turning pages—one after another. The tale gathers: sin and virtue, tragedy and fortune, strength and weakness, destruction and creation, love and hate. Illusion is where we live; in the Garden of Eden before the fall of man. Illusive is serenity; an evermore sanguine of love. Visionary of paradise in the new earth; sows hope deep in the soul. Delusory pleasure of the world; shall bring us burns in the ocean of fire. Illusive Eden is rapture. Illusive Eden is tragedy. The fall of the man, even now bleeding red. The whisper whirls with the dawn of a man. He, who pretends to be the Hero. (The girl who promised to always be together, Forbids him to ever appear, Refusing to recognise him, She disregards all he ever had. Vowing to protect her, He's the terrifying truth she hopes rules lie. Tripping and ripping her, He's the living tragedy looming in on her life. He once was her Elayne, now her hiraeth; He's the villain pretending to be a Hero.)

So, what happens when a bullied teenager gives up on life, dies… and then wakes up in a fantasy world? Meet Hayato—just your average (okay, severely traumatized) high schooler who takes the express train to the afterlife… only to respawn as Kibo Satoru, the son of a powerful noble family. White hair? Cool. Blue eyes? Meh. A body that can use mana? Cliche. Sounds like an upgrade—except life still refuses to be easy. Kibo is smart, a quick learner, and genuinely lovable. He treasures his family, makes dumb mistakes, and somehow stumbles his way into becoming stronger. But when it comes to fighting? This dude is straight-up insane—bleeding, bruised, smiling like he just found a cheat code. Losing? Sometimes. He might not be the strongest at first, but he’s got two things going for him: pure stubbornness and an annoying voice in his head named Ignis. But hey, life isn’t all epic battles and badass moments. Kibo is still human, still figuring things out, and still scared of losing the people who actually care about him. And yeah, sometimes the weight of it all almost breaks him. Almost. But Kibo isn’t going down without a fight. If fate wants to mess with him, it better be ready for the fight of his entire life. A story about love, loss, and one reincarnated lunatic who refuses to stay down.

"In order to survive the future great war, we must take drastic measures. We need to summon warriors and train them before time runs out." Thus, millions of earthlings were reincarnated in an alien, medieval world governed by swords and magic to save its prophesied doom. Among those individuals, one's situation inexplicably deviated from the others. Thrust into a rotting house in a ghostly body, Adam found himself bound to a wailing baby. With a heavily damaged soul and the snarky remarks of a system, he began his years-long quest to recover his body. Armed with his mind, he'll educate the baby and slowly watch him turn into a good youth. However, he would have to make a choice: suffer as a ghost until he finds an alternative that might not exist, or possess his body and reincarnate. He was far from imagining how dangerous this world full of possibilities could be, prompting him to question everything he knew... Including himself and this world's intentionally blurred history. ********************************************** Discord server: https://discord.gg/ubzzKM5wfp Note: The MC is not a supporting character or hidden master. It's his story, motivated by his choices and battles, not the baby's. Please don't fall for prejudices like 'I know where this is going,' because spoiler: you definitely don't. ********************************************** What you can expect: -A living world with its own lore. -Each character has their own motivations and desires. -Moral grey story. -An MC who grows and learns little by little. -A long but epic quest. -Badass female chars later in the story. -Cultivation and magic that makes sense.

Ava Summers is the perfect daughter — business mogul, top of her class, future queen of spreadsheets, and the only Summers twin with functioning brain cells. She's survived nineteen years sharing a womb, a mansion, and half of her DNA with Eva Summers — the human embodiment of bad decisions who once tried to roast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the entire estate on fire. So when their parents arranged one of them to marry Zeke Ford — the kingdom's most notorious heartbreaker — Ava took one for the team. She didn't flinch. She didn't panic. She blinked once... probably because she was three glasses of margaritas deep after Eva spiked her drink and slid a suspicious contract under her nose — a contract that would transfer all of Ava's businesses and birthright to Eva if she refused to marry Zeke. It was the first plan Eva ever pulled off successfully — and she regretted it the moment the Fords switched the grooms at the last minute. Instead of waking up legally bound to Zeke — the charming, half-witted flirt who collects women like decorative throw pillows — Ava finds herself married to Zach Ford — the cold, brooding, emotionally constipated twin brother who hasn't smiled since the dinosaurs went extinct. The Ford family hoped Eva's lively personality would drag Zach out of his miserable cave of grief and bad attitude after his fiancée's death. Too bad they accidentally married him to the kingdom's most neurotic control freak instead. Now Ava has a whole lifetime to survive a forced marriage to a man who communicates in glances, grunts, and the occasional eyebrow twitch, convince everyone she's madly in love with her new husband... And figure out how to legally murder her sister without ruining the family name. The plan was supposed to save the Summers' reputation. Not burn the whole kingdom to the ground. "With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do." A laugh-out-loud enemies-to-lovers rom-com about one grumpy recluse, one reluctant perfectionist, and one contractual catastrophe that will either end in true love... Or arson with tax deductions.

Divya wakes up in a cliché cultivation novel—only she’s not the badass heroine. Nope, she’s Xiaopang, the doomed side character meant to die for plot development. With zero cultivation skills, a killer headache, and a demon leopard on her heels, Divya’s got one goal: survive. Who needs divine talent when you’ve got sarcasm, sheer stubbornness, and a deep grudge against translated novels? Time to rewrite fate—because dying to make someone else look good? Yeah, not happening.

In a world where magic isn’t just a tool but the very fabric of existence, young Poll Nightvale is about to flip the script—and maybe the universe—on its head. Don’t let his unassuming name fool you. Poll is no background character. Behind that innocent, wide-eyed look lies a sneaky bastard with manipulation skills sharp enough to sell ice to a frost giant. Combine that with badass scientific know-how, and you’ve got someone who can outwit a council of wizards and build a mana-powered doomsday device before breakfast. When Poll awakens to his dormant mana powers, he quickly learns that magic isn’t all sparkles and fun. It’s unruly, chaotic, and dangerously addictive—kind of like him. But instead of sticking to the traditional methods, Poll decides to chart his own course, blending arcane arts with cutting-edge science to create something entirely new. Of course, this path is littered with explosive experiments, accidental genius, and more than a few plans that sound insane… until they work. Things take a dark turn when Poll stumbles upon mana corruption, a sinister force that twists and warps everything it touches. This isn’t just a challenge—it’s a world-ending catastrophe in the making. But does Poll panic? Nope. He smirks, rolls up his sleeves, and gets to work. Armed with his sharp mind, dubious charm, and a team of loyal (and occasionally exasperated) companions, he sets out to tackle the impossible. As Poll grapples with the forces of mana and his own chaotic ambitions, he learns that being a hero isn’t about playing by the rules. It’s about bending them, breaking them, and occasionally rewriting them entirely. Because when the stakes are this high, and the odds this slim, you need someone who can think outside the box—and maybe set it on fire for good measure. Join Poll Nightvale on a journey of explosive discovery, cunning schemes, and chaotic brilliance as he forges his destiny, one sneaky move at a time. In a world teetering on the edge of destruction, he’s not just a beacon of hope—he’s the unpredictable spark that sets everything into motion. "Can’t wait for the next chapter? Unlock early access and read new chapters before everyone else! Plus, join exclusive polls to shape the future of the story and enjoy behind-the-scenes content. Your support keeps this story alive and growing—be part of the journey! --> coming soon"

Who doesn't want to have Escanor powers?!! The power to be the OP character and defeat all your enemies in a cool and badass way. Follow our Hero Aiden as he travels to another world and creates his own legend. Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/pCmYRbK ********************* Author note: This story is a rewrite to the previous one where Eros is the MC. Note that there will be changes especially in the first arc. Thank you and I hope that you follow the story just like the first one. Aiden note: I am now the Holder of the greatest power and you will make sure to follow this story

Imagine stepping through a door and finding yourself in a parallel world where magic is real, demons roam the streets, and your sister is a badass demon slayer who doesn't recognize you. That's exactly what happens to Cole, a 19-year-old kendo enthusiast who suddenly finds himself in a world where cars fly, cats talk, and houses have strong opinions about interior design. Now, armed with incredible powers he doesn't understand and a talking sword that's eager to test its blade, Cole must navigate this bizarre new reality while trying to figure out who he is, where he came from, and how to get back to his own world. Along the way, he'll join forces with his demon-slaying sister (who may or may not try to kill him), face off against grumpy appliances, explore hidden pocket dimensions, and discover that even in a world of magic, the post office is still a soul-crushing experience. Get ready for a hilarious and action-packed adventure filled with quirky characters, mischievous magic, and enough anime and gaming references to make your head spin. Welcome to the world of "Now I'm a Demon Slayer... (in a Parallel World)"

I know this will catch your eyes. "I will have my revenge, they will feel exactly what i felt." Ruby has always believed in kindness, yet life has repaid her with betrayal. Framed by her sister and her rival, she’s cast aside by her fiancé her career destroyed, and her own family disowns her. Broken and desperate, Ruby attempts to drown her sorrows, only to face even more danger—until a mysterious stranger intervenes. He offers her a way out, a contract marriage with no strings attached. For him, a wife with no family connections; for her, a chance to reclaim her life and seek revenge. With a new name, identity, and face, Ruby reenters the world, determined to rise again and make those who wronged her pay. But questions linger. Why did he choose her? What hidden motives lie beneath his calm exterior? As Ruby’s life takes unexpected turns, she finds herself caught between her past wounds and the dangerous allure of a future with him. Falling in love was never part of the deal, both they both did. But their live forbids them to be together. Will she reclaim her life—and her heart—without losing herself in the process? Read this book and you won't regret it..who wants to see Isabelle slowly turning into a badass that Logan will be chasing her back?

Tropes: - Rëvërsë Häräm - R18 - LGBT+ - Badass Morally-Grey MC - BD$M - System - Revenge - Rebirth - Rich Family Members - Hot Ex-in-laws - Those Green Tea and White Lotus Bitchës - Crazy Best Friend - Gangs/Organised Crime - Superpowered - Forced Proximity - Face-Slapping In her first life, Daria idolised her boyfriend, Rain, and ignored the flying red flags flashed in her face, the dubious friendship between her best friend Molly and Rain shoved to the back of her mind because she wasn't going home and couldn't afford to leave. At least, that is what she likes to tell herself. Until she returned from work early, a string of strange news alerts of people attacking each other worldwide forced her sweet boss to send everyone home for the day. Fighting the crowds of others running home, narrowly avoiding what she knew was a Zombie only to find out that Molly had accidentally fallen on top of Rain, repeatedly for months in her bed. Had they so quickly forgotten that this bed was brought with her clean money in her house? Apparently not, and in Daria's grief, she had awoken the power to control lightning and found herself seconds away from "accidentally" killing her snake of a partner. The other end of the snake had snuck up behind her and knocked her out. Now they had her house, locking her in the safe room and removing all the food, water, and exit buttons. When they tried to sell her to a research lab, she managed to blow up her safe room and force the door to open. But when she ran the several long streets towards her mom's hotel, she was turned away at the door by her stepdad, and he watched her get dragged away kicking and screaming, never to be seen again. She survived another year in the research institute, closer to looking like a mental asylum, being injected and subjected to strange tests before it was overrun, and they were left to die. In her second life, she won't be so short-sighted, and her boyfriend, best friend, stepdad and the entire institute will die and become a part of her system horde and her twisted relationship with a fellow patient from her first life will set them on the path of revenge and victory.

Sequel to "1000 Ways To Die"!!! There is obviously more than 1000 Ways To Die, and in this story you will hear some of the best/worst ways to head out. Based on the Spike TV series "1000 Ways To Die" created by Thom Beers Rated (PG 17) for strong language, drugs, alcohol, and strong sex content, and of course death and gore.

I just want to be useful... It all begins in a society very similar to ours, if one were to view it through a broken mirror of course. This society is fractured with several isolated countries scattered throughout the world, seeking only war or solitude. Among them, only one country reigns supreme. This country is known as the Commonwealth . A country littered with superhumans and strange devices being an everyday occurrence. This world isn't just home to humans, but also beings of great power destined to save the world . They are known as supers. Some of these beings inherited strange abilities from no one knows where. These are the mumans. However this story isn't about these supers or mumans. Not yet. This is the story of Jake Scott. A convenience store clerk who had just come to a horrifying realization. He had wasted his life. Well there was nothing he could do about it now since he was stuck in a dead end job making minimum wage and living in a cruddy and cramped apartment with an annoyingly nerdy roommate. Or was there? Scott is given the chance to become a super after performing a heroic deed for an old friend. However he's about to get way more than he bargained for ... And a new evil emerges to reclaim what was rightfully hers.

Japan – National News Broadcast The polished news anchor sat upright, her gaze sharp as she adjusted the stack of papers before her. The newsroom behind her hummed with quiet urgency, the weight of the moment settling over the broadcast. "Authorities are baffled by a sudden and unexplained surge in sleep-related deaths across Japan," she began, her voice steady yet tense. "More and more citizens are passing away in their sleep without any prior health concerns. Experts are working tirelessly to determine the cause, but no clear explanation has emerged. Authorities urge the public to remain vigilant and report any unusual symptoms before bedtime." A graphic appeared, displaying the spike in fatalities over the past month. Behind her, unsettling photographs flickered across the screen—blurred images of individuals found in their beds, their faces frozen in expressions of terror. The anchor’s tone shifted. "Health officials recommend citizens avoid excessive fatigue and maintain healthy sleep habits. More updates will follow as investigations continue." --- United States – Paranormal Podcast In a dimly lit podcast studio, the host leaned forward, his eyes wide with curiosity. Across from him, a rugged man in a worn flannel shirt, gripping a faded photograph in one hand and a beer can in the other, leaned back in his chair. "So, you're telling me you saw this creature firsthand?" the host asked, clearly intrigued. The man scoffed, shaking his head. "Damn right, I did. Ugly thing had wings bigger than my body—slow but sneaky. Thought it could steal my pigs again, but I was ready this time—camera in one hand, shotgun in the other." He slammed the table for emphasis, then shoved the blurry image toward the host. The photograph depicted a small, red-skinned humanoid figure with large, bat-like wings, its eyes glowing faintly in the darkness. "Spit, the thing didn’t know what hit it when I fired!" the man chuckled, his voice full of excitement. The host held up the picture to the live chat. "Alright, what do you think? Mothman? Demon? Or is our friend here just seeing things?" The chat exploded with theories—some skeptical, others eager for the investigation to continue. --- China – Liangyuan Street Market Surveillance footage from a bustling night market in China captured a chilling scene. A woman in a red qipao walked gracefully through the crowd, her figure striking in the soft glow of lanterns. Suddenly, she paused. Her body flickered—like a glitch in a video—before vanishing completely, as though she had never existed. The footage zoomed in, replaying in slow motion. In the final frame before she disappeared, her face distorted unnaturally, her eyes hollow and empty. The screen cut abruptly to black.

"3, 2, 1… FIGHT!" the referee shouted. Both of the fighters threw punches at each other, and the crowd cheered. Benjo got hit, Chad got punched, and they just kept striking each other. In the video's of their previous fights they made me watch, they just wrestled and pinned each other, and it was boring. Chad got knocked to the ground and got up once more, then Benjo did the same. Mark and I watched in silence, closely. A lot of minutes later, both of the fighters ran out of breath and just stood meters away from each other, each taking a moment to catch their breath. Both of them really gave their all in the fight, they really showed how much they hate each other. The crowd grew silent, and I looked at Mark, "Damn, that was badass!" "Yeah, I agre-" "WHAT IS THAT!" someone shouted while Mark was talking. I look at the fighters, something glowing caught my eye. Their forearm to their fist, is glowing, glowing and blazing with yellow aura, yellow particles are coming out of the aura like a kindling fire. The crowd are in amazement, and I take a closer look. I saw a lion beside each of the fighters. Two lions, one lion beside Chad, and one lion beside Benjo. Both of the lion are growling at each other. Wait, a lion? When did it get there? There shouldn't be supposed to be lions around here.

Her wedding becomes a murder scene. All fingers pointed at her, the whole town was ready to hang her head on a spike. Iris Thorvald, the daughter of the Duke, raised in castle walls like a princess became a fugitive in her own home. “Run! As far as your leg's can take you! don't turn back,” Her grandmother had said to her. Off she goes, the unsuspecting blonde princess, falling into the clutches of the bloodthirsty Crown Prince. “The King of Wrath” They called him. The demon of Wrath suited better. He's out searching and plucking the eyes of his enemies out. Little bird Iris happens to fall on his bad side.

If you had to chose a power among all the powers of anime what would you choose OF COURSE YOU WOULD CHOOSE ESCANOR SUNSHINE i mean who wouldn't want to be as badass as escanor with his great pride ans awesomeness follow our MC as he uses his powerful grace to rule another world and to prove that he is the strongest man in the world ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× author note : so this is my first novel and i wish for you to criticize me and show where are the faults and i promise to not drop this novel

Life is really sad when all you wish for is just the ordinary, basic stuff.  Born with a golden spoon yet cursed with an insatiable bloodlust, all President Renjith Kumar ever wanted was to be like everyone else. An ordinary human being. And not as an abomination that should not have been allowed to come into being. As the next CEO, will his clan and country accept a bloodthirsty President? And will he die without ever knowing what real love feels like? ********* If the 22-year-old Selvan knew that searching for his birth mother would land him in bed with his stepdad, then maybe he wouldn't have gone and looked for her in the first place. As a last resort to seduce her wealthy friend, Selvan's mother spiked his drink. But she had to leave in the middle of attending to him due to an emergency. Unfortunately, her son, who has no idea what was going on, was the one to face the lascivious 36-year-old man. But what both mother and son do not know is that in their world of only humans, there was a bloodsucking beast in their midst. Or that their involvement will shake up a thirty-year-old pact. ***** Note: This author will not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please be open-minded and also make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading. Thank you, and sorry in advance. Now, please enjoy your day with this story.

CAUTION: TABOO Previous Title: Crippled Hier Wake up with a MILF system Zhang Fei was a degenerate looser back on Earth. He was crowned the Coomer King after jerking his way to victory in a twisted online test, only to get sucked into a void and thrown into a xianxia world of qi, sects, and hmm.....pussies. Reborn as a crippled heir, his body’s fucked—useless limbs, cock barely twitching—he’s stuck drooling over jade beauties he can’t touch, until........a window lights up in his life. “Welcome to the Crippled Heir MILF System." "Host! Ready to fuck your way to the top?” Hell yeah, he is. Task one? Get a hand job. His first conquest? A thick-ass MILF who calls herself “Mother,” her massive tits spilling qi-nourished milk into his mouth while she strokes his cock till he cums hard, fixing his broken ass with every sticky spurt. Now, fully healed, Zhang Fei’s out to steal every jade beauty, fuck rival sect bitches senseless and claim the fat legacy that he is supposed to have. The system dings with every thrust: “Mission: Bang your way to the top. Rewards: Qi Potion, badass moves, and more pussy.” Will he ascend to fuck the heavens or just fuck everything in his path? Spoiler: he’s doing both. Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Loli | Milf | Gilf | Young & Mature | Choking | Outdoors | Humiliation | Nymph | Bdsm | Fetish | Dual Cultivation | Action| Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero | Comedy | Taboo|

What happen if you reincarnate a dying Male astronaut as Earth-Chan? Well in this story, This particular astronaut will experiencing it first hand! Alien had come to challenge the Earths Will? Planet System activated when she felt helpless? Indeed, in this story alien want to enslave Humanity's but the galactic council stopped them as it wasn't a fair fight, and so they challenge their Home Planets Will or Consciousness on a one-on-one battle with their own Home Planets Will or Consciousness. Basically, two planets avatar are fighting against each other in some sort of arena or something. Make sense right? If it doesn't then it will make sense once you read the story. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [Warning to all readers] The so called explanation, and scientific stuff are Bullshit, and Nonsense, don't listen to it at all, if you see an explanation of the Earths Core or something else like the Earths Will, then don't listen to it, cause its all bullshit! A/N: I saw Earth-Chan holding a Recycle sign on Pinterest, and my mind was like. 'Badass Earth-Chan VS Every Single, Alien Planet in existence' A/N: I don't know if I was drunk or what, because who the hell would come up with this stupid ideas? when they saw Earth-Chan holding a Recycle sign??? A/N: Yeah, I was definitely drunk at the time.. A/N: English is my second language, please don't mind the grammar mistake, and the book cover is not mine if your the owner and want me to take it down, then sure I replace it with something else instead.

On his way to deliver food, Lu Chengwen was hit by a car. He thought his life had come to an end, but instead, his consciousness was pulled into a mysterious system and thrown into a web novel world—as the ultimate villain destined to be crushed by the protagonist. The system’s task was simple: Survive until the end. If he could make it without being killed by the protagonist, he would receive a reward to bring back to the real world. For Lu Chengwen, this was not just a game—it was a matter of life and death. His mother’s illness couldn’t wait any longer. He had to survive and return with the reward. But after six failed attempts, he realized one brutal truth—the protagonist was a complete monster! These web novel protagonists were ridiculously overpowered. Martial arts, medicine, gambling, supernatural abilities, X-ray vision—whatever you could imagine, they had it. Worse yet, their luck was downright unfair! No matter how hard Lu Chengwen tried to scheme, escape, or resist, he would always end up getting slapped to death in the most humiliating way possible. Every single time, the protagonist would drop a badass one-liner, grab a beautiful woman, and walk away like nothing happened. But this time—his seventh reincarnation—Lu Chengwen refused to die. He was done being the cannon fodder villain. This time, he would survive. The protagonist is too strong? Avoid direct confrontation—survive. The plot is full of deadly traps? Dodge them—survive. A beautiful heroine smells like trouble? Stay away—just survive. A villain’s fate doesn’t have to end in death. As long as he lives long enough, even the protagonist will eventually mess up the plot! This time, Lu Chengwen is going to break the cycle and change his destiny!

#SPORTS #FAN-FICTION Siwoo, seorang siswa di Daeji High, memiliki bakat voli luar biasa, namun ia menyembunyikannya agar bisa bermain tanpa tekanan. Tim voli sekolahnya selalu kalah, dan Siwo merasa frustrasi, tapi enggan menunjukkan kemampuannya. Ketika Daeji High menghadapi tim kuat, Siwoo akhirnya tampil dengan kemampuan luar biasanya dan membantu tim meraih kemenangan mengejutkan. Setelah kemenangan itu, Siwoo menjadi pusat perhatian dan harapan tim voli, membawa tekanan baru yang harus ia tangani. Ia berusaha menjaga persahabatan dengan teman-temannya sambil beradaptasi dengan ekspektasi yang semakin tinggi. Meskipun kini dikenal sebagai bintang muda, Siwoo tetap berjuang mengatasi keraguan diri dan tekanan untuk selalu tampil sempurna. Dengan bakatnya yang terus berkembang, Siwoo mulai bermimpi untuk menjadi spiker kelas dunia, tetapi apakah ia bisa mengatasi semua rintangan—baik dari dalam dirinya sendiri maupun dari luar—untuk mencapai tujuannya? Perjalanannya penuh tantangan, tetapi Siwoo bertekad untuk membuktikan bahwa dengan kerja keras dan persahabatan, impian besar pun bisa tercapai.

ROYALTY, CHAOS & A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! Bai Xianyu is a badass general, the empire’s fiercest warrior. She’s fought countless battles, crushed rebellions, and faced death without flinching. But nothing....NOTHING could prepare her for her most ridiculous mission yet babysitting the empire’s dumbest prince. Her new job? Keep Prince Zhao Renshu alive. Easy, right? WRONG. Every single day is a new nightmare. What happens when a badass female general meets the most clueless, lazy prince in the empire? DISASTER. And maybe... a little bit of love? A Royal Mess: Love and Intrigue is the perfect mix of hilarious palace drama, sword fights, deadly assassins, and unexpected romance all wrapped up in a historical setting! If you love strong heroines, ridiculous royal antics, and heart-fluttering moments, this book is a must-read! **Tag your book bestie & share your thoughts!** #RoyalMess #HistoricalRomance #RomCom #StrongFemaleLead #PalaceDrama #MustRead

The game has become reality, with monsters, demon beasts, and dungeons everywhere. Su Mo awakened absolute defense at the beginning, but he wanted to be a DPS. Because when he awakened absolute defense, he also awakened a growth ability: Heart of Slaughter: You gain free attribute points for every enemy you kill. The stronger the enemy, the more attributes you get, and the stacking has no upper limit! Classmate: "How is it reasonable for you, a DPS, to stand and tank the boss?" Su Mo: "How can you be a DPS if you can't even stand your ground? A real DPS should withstand the enemy's damage!" Classmate: "But you don't get damage when the boss hits you!!" Su Mo: "That's because its DPS is not enough!" ----------- The MC is not a transmigrator, so don't blame him when he takes his badassery very seriously.

WSA 2025 In every story, there exists the hero and the villain, the protagonist and the antagonist. And like every story, the hero always wins, and always gets the girl. But what happens now that I died and became a villain in the last book I read? Not even a proper villain, but one that the protagonist kills in the early chapters. I don't want to die again, and I don't want that simp of a protagonist to walk all over me. Maybe I should just become a better villain. I've always admired the smart badass villains that took on the protagonist. Maybe I can be one of them, maybe I can win—the first villain to win against the hero. I'll rewrite this story into one where I become the greatest villain. Call me sick or evil, but it's my time to shine.