Rodney Dangerfield When I Die Body To Science

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

Tales of a modern man named Elias Hawke. Due to his desire of power and his crazy research he opens a portal to another world where he discovers 'mana' that is the basis of magic.. As an op character he is determined to be the most powerful person in the universe. He is caught up in a crazy fanatic cult that wants to summon the demon king in the new world thus his adventure of being the most powerful in the universe begins. He is determined not to be a hero nor the villain thus he hides his power in public.

"The world is full of mystery. I've heard that all my life and it seems to be true. But if I go through something mysterious myself, will I be believed? Maybe I'll think I'm crazy, or everything that happens to me in my everyday life is just something I'm dreaming and soon I'll wake up. Questions without answers..." Everything changes after he returns from a pilgrimage to a miraculous statue of the Holy Virgin Mary, when he becomes the victim of a plane accident in which, with no hope left, he prays alongside the other passengers, gives his final blessing, and then... And then what? He wakes up on a bench. Where exactly? Right in the heart of the most important square in the world, in Rome, caput mundi, as the Latins used to say. What is he doing there? He remembered the airplane accident, but he also had other memories. How did he get here, what year is it? He was at the Vatican, but still... Is it the year 1492?!

On his way home from work, Aster died on a snowy night in a freak car accident. When he woke up, he was no longer on Earth. Not only that, he realized he was in a body that already had someone there! The other person was named Ellery and he was just as confused as Aster. Aster also found out that Ellery was a Guide! Sentinel and Guide? What's that? What's a quantum beast? Could he have a quantum beast too? Will the introverted Aster be alright with the extroverted Ellery? Aster really didn't know how this was going to work... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who I commissioned for I Transmigrated into the Wrong Body novel cover: https://vgen.co/this_is_ALiCE_draws Some tags I could not include: #interstellar #guideverse #guide #sentinel #guideMCs #sentinelMLs #twoMCs #twoMLs #quantumbeasts

After being chased by a killer in the woods, Sasha meets an unfortunate end. The famous singer wakes up only to find herself in trapped in the body of Lorianne, the most loathed woman in an ancient empire, the mistress of the late Emperor. As if navigating her way in this new world wasn't bad enough,the new Emperor, the son of the former Emperor, wants her dead! Can Sasha convince everyone that she's not the woman they think she is? Will she ever find a way to get back home or will she stay to find out the hidden secrets of her dark past? ........................... Emperor Orion fuelled by rage at the loss of his family at the hands of Lorianne, orders for her execution but what happens when she insists she's not what everyone thinks she is. Is he really planning on falling for the same trick that led to his Father's demise or does he plan on ending the charade once and for all?

The Earth was torn apart, reshaped into an endless dungeon—a brutal labyrinth of blood-soaked corridors, twisted monsters, and stages that grow more terrifying with every level. The rules of survival have changed: gather coins, and use them to buy anything you desire. Power, safety, even happiness—everything has a price. For Lex, there’s only one thing he craves: death. But in this world, where coins can buy anything, even that is out of reach. Cursed with the power "Die to Begin," every time Lex dies, he's resurrected at the start, trapped in an endless loop of survival and torment. All he wants is enough coins to finally purchase the one thing that he had been seeking for countless lifetimes—an end. In this nightmare, where money can truly buy anything, Lex will sacrifice everything, even his humanity, just to escape the endless suffering.

After a tragic accident, 31-year-old Kleinn wakes up in his 15-year-old body, back in his childhood bedroom. Confused and disoriented, he must navigate high school life while hiding his true identity from family and friends. With knowledge of future events, Kleinn sees an opportunity to reshape his destiny through savvy investments and personal growth. As he uncovers the reasons behind his second chance, he grapples with the bonds of family and friendship, discovering that the universe might have greater plans for him. Will he find the answers he seeks, or will he become lost in the echoes of his past?

Baek Hyun, a 38 years old Korean man, gets hit by a white van while crossing the street light. He open his eyes in a new environment and in a new body. A young woman's body. Join him through his journey as Kim Soo Young.

"Do you see this? Activate channel 7!" Her phone beeped and she quickly tuned to it, apprehensively. There stood the cafe patron, looking with dread. His lips was moving, but no words were coming out, but Elena could understand him. "i'm sorry we failed once more." The TV signal went off. In the unexpected calm, Elena heard Luna stop pacing. The car alarms halted. Even the breeze died. The arena held its breath. Her phone flashed up one last time. Identical unknown number: "The day after today does not come. However, the day that passed repeated." The floor began to quake and Elena sprung into action, her body moving with the rhythm of past lives... ### In a world spiraling into chaos, the sudden appearance of deadly dungeons and freak natural disasters signal the end of days. Amidst the destruction, one ordinary individual— Elena Crawford—discovers an extraordinary ability: each time she dies, she wakes up again at the start of the apocalypse, trapped in a time loop. Desperate to stop the looming catastrophe, she races against time, trying to survive, gather allies, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious dungeons. As Elena relives the apocalypse over and over, she begins to piece together a disturbing puzzle: a shadowy organization, hidden secrets, and powerful forces that suggest the end of the world may not be an accident. Alongside Zach, Elena must navigate a dangerous web of deceit, alliances, and betrayals.

to all who is shattered by the world, seeking reasons to live and be with someone who will love them equally, someone who would cry when they pass on. I dedicate this story to you all. Hoping for your wish to come true but warning you that not all story... has a happy ending.

An African man who would do anything not to die makes a deal with a soul reaper he is then sent to another world that recently had a zombie outbreak , he starts his journey as a zombie and his end of the deal is to make sure all the humans on that planet become zombies or die.

In the shadowy depths of an ancient forest in Heian Japan, a nameless European knight finds himself inexplicably transported from his homeland to a realm unknown, hundreds of kilometers away from the familiar landscapes of Europe. Lost and bewildered, he stands amidst the towering trees of a foreign land, his armor gleaming like a beacon in this distant time period. As the knight grapples with the enigma of his sudden displacement, he soon discovers that this world is teeming with malevolent forces, demons, and spirits drawn from the rich tapestry of Japanese folklore. They torment him, as if toying with the interloper who has unwittingly stumbled into their domain. Each encounter with these supernatural entities becomes a harrowing battle, his sword clashing against the eerie, otherworldly forms that emerge from the shadows. Yet amidst the chaos and danger, a ray of hope emerges in the form of a mysterious shrine maiden. She becomes his guide in this realm, her gentle presence a lifeline in a sea of unfamiliar customs and an impenetrable language barrier. Together, they embark on a quest, not only to confront the demons that have ensnared him but also to decipher the ancient mysteries of Heian Japan. Their journey takes them through a world of vividly painted landscapes, from the bustling streets of Heian-era Kyoto to the serene tranquility of remote mountain shrines. Along the way, the knight gains a deep appreciation for the life of the common folk in this ancient East Asian society, as he witnesses the delicate interplay between Shinto and Buddhist practices and becomes entwined in the cultural tapestry of the time. As the battles against the malevolent spirits intensify, the knight's quest for a way back to his European homeland becomes deeply personal. The demons have not only transported him across time and space but have also tampered with his very existence. Determined to reclaim his lost identity and return home, he must muster every ounce of courage and determination, forging an unbreakable bond with the shrine maiden.

(Not the official. Consider this as a "rough draft". I'm currently writing the official version, which will be available to read when I finish arc 1) Ford Reski's life is all but normal when he gets transported to another world. In this new world, Ford Reski learns of a power that he possesses. Time resets everytime he dies. He uses this power to his advantage, but is it really what it's played out to be? Is he an all-knowing God in this world? Or is he just a weak and powerless human? Like he was on earth.

Night time, all the pretty lights I enjoy staring at for hours are in full radiance, as I slowly get closer and closer to them. Wait, how long have I been falling. To think stuff like sorcery and curses actually exist, well I didn't until I turned sixteen and stopped aging. Back then,when the towns crazy lady cursed me I took it as a joke. I kinda wish I didn't though, well it's too late for regrets now. Hi my name is Arlington Graham, I'm a happy go lucky guy with a lot positivity and enthusiasm…..well it has kept me going all this while. Might as well list it as a character trait. I'm sixteen years old, wait wasn't I sixteen last year, urrg I gotta get this age stuff together it's beginning to become a hassle. Well I've been sixteen for over a century now you can't really blame me. I've seen generations come and go,just over sixty years ago I got into a relationship with one of my high school crushes descendants. Men it was spicy, unfortunately I had to leave the city before people noticed what I was, and now I'm bored so I'm jumping down this really cool new high rise some billionaire hot shot just built. I hope I'm mentioned in the seven mysteries of this building just like other high rises in Japan. So yeah, my hubby's a bit weird but who doesn't have one. Yeah yeah don't worry it's safe, for me though, I'm a professional. I've got more than five decades of experience in the art of what i call an intense test of courage. Let me lay down my resume for you. I've jumped down mount Fuji, survived the Great Lisbon earth quake even though I ran straight into cracks, I've jumped down several high rises in Japan and Korea, came out of a lion's den without a single scratch after four days, and now I'm jumping off this new high rise. Concecrating it into the city, maybe I'll try jumping into a volcano next. Don't try any of this if you like your life, but if don't you might as well join me in my hubbies, which are not obvious suicide attempts.

A (not) rom-com of a (broken) immortal tutor and his (dying) female students.

COMPLETED! --- "From now on, you will not age, nor will you die. From now on, you will witness how people around you die. From now on, you will be the undying Immortal Zhang Hei." --- More than four hundred years ago, Zhang Hei callously swung his sword to separate souls from their bodies, leaving no soul attached to the body in Jiangshi Palace. The massacre triggered severe punishment from the God of Life, and he was cursed to witness the death of the humans around him while he himself would not be able to die. From that day on, Zhang Hei became an immortal who would live forever. Zhang Hei had lived in this world for over four hundred years, and he had witnessed so many deaths over the years. As he continued losing people around him, he felt more and more emptiness in his heart, and he finally begged the God of Life to lift his punishment. He said that he wanted to die, and the God of Life then asked him to meet the God of Death. The God of Death then asked him to find a person. That person was one of the people he killed heartlessly more than four hundred years ago, and after meeting him again, his life started to change. As his life continued to change, Zhang Hei also began to see strange images in his mind that seemed to be part of the past that were erased from his memory by the God of Life, and some unexpected things began to happen in his life. Would the immortal still want to die after he once again reunited with someone from the past? Would he be able to die in the end?

Three teen boys with unnatural abilities unexpectedly crossed each other's path. Their mansions and wealth which they basked in, is no longer safe for them in Westview after their unnatural abilities went viral. It's either they kept running as quarries or turned against the predators (scientists, government officials, private companies...) who were after them.

"Reason of my existence? I don't know. I don't know, that's why I enjoy it to death... quite literally." Jeremy, a young man is an enigma of nature. Unable to die, he is a true immortal in one sense, while a pitiful mortal in another. After each death, his soul escapes from the clutches of the universe and travels into other worlds, timelines, planets, galaxies, or even the universe, giving him a new chance at life. He has lived many lives such as newborn infants, stone-age ancestors, futuristic kings, and beggars. "I hope I am not a fat, ugly bastard this time..." Jeremy prayed to god, but his thoughts in the next moments were, "How should I commit suicide this time?" Fate being a fickle little sl*t, had transferred Jeremy into a body of ugliest looking existence he has seen. And to top it off, he couldn't commit suicide due to strict laws of planet! "I WANT TO DIE!" *** MC is selfish and a little eccentric. Do not get triggered if he doesn't play by conventional methods. True story starts once the 49th life ends, try to hold to the end! I will try my best to make it as entertaining as possible! This is my first novel so thank you for reading it!!

In his world devoid of life and happiness. Where everything looks beyond gray and dead, came a boy that is set to change his life forever. In a pairing that was unstable, bloomed a love story that will make them feel the anguish they never yearned for. Yvain and France found love that was not set for their happy ending, but to their demise. Their love for each other became the death incarnate as they set their relationship on fire and end themselves with their desire to love one another. But fate seemed to have had mercy as another chance was given. But in sheer cold to where they were before, will the new chance that has been given lead them to a new hope or the same disaster?

A love story between a cold-hearted vampire king and an emotionless girl. Fate brought them together not once but twice. Yun Xinxi, at the age of seventeen finally returns to her real family. Yun Xinxi is a person who doesn't get emotional at anything, that was how she had been since childhood. Ji Xuiran, is an immortal vampire king who has lived for thousands of years but still looks like he's in his early twenties. Ji Xuiran is cold-hearted, ruthless, heartless and extremely powerful throughout the world. He is feared by everyone, both humans and vampires. One as cold as ice and the other as hot as fire. When fate brings this two together, how will love blossom between them?

Jake an adventurer was looking for loot in a cave. when they learn it was a dragon nest his party ditched him. now he gets more chances to live while saving the world! story arcs: birth arc chapter 1-2 Leon’s birthday arc chapter 3-4 August arc chapter 5-9

Once, humanity had learned about all the secrets the world had to offer. Phenomena, consciousness, justice, morality, conviction, and the soul were all understood allowing society to reach a pinnacle of mortality. However, the ambition of humanity was too much. When trying to understand their only God, he pushed humanity back into the dark ages, reverting all knowledge and their technology to the ground. However, humanity had retained one thing from their encounter with God, "Jades", gems formed out of understanding and allowed the supernatural into the hands of those who pursued absolute knowledge. *** Science is absolute. Science is the future. All but for Xander, someone who has been pitied his entire life because of his red eyes that shine an ominous light on his future. But he has lived a comfortable life with his sister River in the outskirts of the kingdom. But all it takes is one horrible day to turn everything around. This is the journey to understand the world around him. The only science available to the tragedy will either save what he treasures most, or be the sole witness to his world's fall. *** I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

MATURE CONTENT

Wrong person in wrong place at wrong timing. Such was the death of Adeena. Losing all hope to live, she decided to kill herself,instead she was killed. But fate changed its course, and she was reborn into a baby in a different world. Why would she be reborn when she just wanted to die??? And what is the secret of the kingdom that she was entrusted with? And the constant rumor about the crown prince, who is he? More importantly, can she meet death with her immortality?

We follow the story of our new protagonist Leonard Storm as he continues his goal to find the cure to humanities sickness the "nuclei" his journey is filled with obstacles with individuals who want to stand is way, fortunately he has gained allies to stand beside him on this journey

Ethan Stuart is a common freshly graduated, working secretary who did overtime to get more bonuses and learn more and more. His boss was the one to take the credit for his hard work instead. His only solace was the eroge games he played at night. He was reaching the top of his career early because of his skills and good knowledge when it came to business earning the jealous stares of many until a new grim reaper made a mistake and his soul transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing illegitimate son of a billionaire. When he realized the true worth of his body, he knew he would be not only rich. But he would achieve a place that no one had ever thought of. Returning to their house, he started to build an empire with the help of his skills and the bunny reaper. And if he had the support of the newly hired grim reapers, he did not need to worry about the goons who come to kill him at night. Right? No! Not only that, he can save many beautiful damsels in distress and win their hearts! But only one was hard to win. And that was his fiance!

Sam was an employee working at a private company where he used to get not so much payment for his work because he had not graduated from a prestigious university. He had to look for some other part-time jobs so that he could afford his living. He was from a middle-class family so he had a lot of responsibility on his shoulder. Aside from these facts, he was a hardworking person who likes to watch anime, read comic books, etc. He respected his loved ones and he was still a virgin despite being a man aged between 27-29. Late in the evening after finishing his part-time job and all when he was walking back to his apartment he got into an accident where a drunken truck driver drove his truck over a footpath and smashed Sam very brutally his conscience faded away. His soul got transmigrated to the body of a big shot who is at the peak of the universe and who had 5 beautiful wives. Where does his new journey begin with a System which is accidentally bound to him where he messes with it and uses it for his liking? He starts a Sect and enters his sect & pretends as an orphan & he starts cultivation and faces all the arrogant masters and maidens and the cruelty of the cultivation world. Enjoy The Life of an ordinary person who got Transmigrated to the body of a big shot and his journey where he pretends to be weak and climbs up the ladder to the peak.

Li Ming, who had transmigrated to a world of cultivation without any talent, discovered that he could actually add descriptors to his body. By merging and fusing their properties, he could improve their level and obtain techniques. [Martial Arts Spiritual Body: Your chances of successfully mastering martial arts are increased by 100%. You have obtained the Martial Arts World Technique.] [Appearance of An Exiled Deity: Your appearance and charm increase by 500%. You have obtained Unaging Beauty.] [Absolute Hands: The damage of any hands-based martial arts is increased by 200%. You have obtained Great Qualification.] [Golden Body Soul Bones: The strength of your body and skeleton is increased by 300%. You have obtained the Indestructible Golden Body.] [Deified Five Organs: The refining efficiency of your five organs is increased by 200%. You have obtained the Immaculate Technique.] The list went on and on. With a multitude of Immortal Paths, Li Ming claimed that it was not difficult to cultivate!