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For over two thousand years, Zehen has been trapped in an endless cycle of life, an immortal man searching for the one thing he can never find......death. In a world where magic lurks in the shadows and the world’s darkest secrets are just beneath the surface, he’s been everywhere, done everything......and nothing works. Until he meets Mai Hashimoto, a girl with her own hidden darkness. Together, they strike a pact, drawn by their deepest desires. But their journey pulls them into a war that has raged since the dawn of time.....a conflict between gods and mortals, where every step forward leads them deeper into chaos. Zehen seeks peace. What he finds might destroy them all.

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

The Earth was torn apart, reshaped into an endless dungeon—a brutal labyrinth of blood-soaked corridors, twisted monsters, and stages that grow more terrifying with every level. The rules of survival have changed: gather coins, and use them to buy anything you desire. Power, safety, even happiness—everything has a price. For Lex, there’s only one thing he craves: death. But in this world, where coins can buy anything, even that is out of reach. Cursed with the power "Die to Begin," every time Lex dies, he's resurrected at the start, trapped in an endless loop of survival and torment. All he wants is enough coins to finally purchase the one thing that he had been seeking for countless lifetimes—an end. In this nightmare, where money can truly buy anything, Lex will sacrifice everything, even his humanity, just to escape the endless suffering.

*Slow Burn Historical Fantasy Novel* Elise wollte sich gerade in das Kleid umziehen, das in der Ecke ihres Bettes lag, als sie ein leises Klopfen an ihrer Tür hörte. Neugierig drehte sie den Türknauf und sah einen großen Mann vor sich aufragen. "Meister Ian!" rief sie. Ian lächelte mit dem üblichen schelmischen Grinsen, das er immer benutzte. Seine purpurroten Augen wanderten ein wenig durch ihr Zimmer und entdeckten das schwarze Kleid über ihrem Bett, dann richtete er seinen Blick auf die Frau, die vor ihm stand. Er trat einen Schritt vor und sprach. "Woher haben Sie dieses Kleid?" "Mr. Harland hat es mir geschenkt." antwortete Elise und reckte den Hals, um zu sehen, wie sich Ians Brauen in seiner Eleganz zusammenzogen. "Weißt du, warum ein Mann einer Frau gerne ein Kleid schenkt?" Er gab das Rätsel auf, bei dem sie immer zweimal überlegen musste, bevor sie antwortete. Doch dieses Mal fand sie keine Antwort und schüttelte stattdessen den Kopf. "Ich weiß es nicht." Sein Grinsen wurde betörend, als hätte sich tief in seinen scharlachroten Augen etwas geregt. Langsam ließ er seine Hand über den Kragen ihres Kleides gleiten, was ihr einen kalten Schauer über den Rücken jagte, der sie für einen Moment erschreckte, da es eiskalt war. Nachdem er die ersten beiden Knöpfe ihres Kragens geöffnet hatte, neigte er den Kopf nach unten und flüsterte ihr ins Ohr. "Weil sie derjenige sein wollen, der den Stoff auszieht." Er hielt inne und küsste ihren Hals, wobei sich die blasse Haut rötlich verfärbte, bevor er seine Bewegung zurückzog, sie mit seinen Augen fixierte und gemächlich antwortete. "Leider kannst du das Kleid da drüben damit nicht tragen." Er gluckste und reichte ihr eine Schachtel in die Hand. "Die gute Nachricht ist, dass ich ein Kleid für dich vorbereitet habe." Elise war ein verfluchtes kleines Mädchen, das Geister sehen konnte. Ihre Familie hasste sie und schmiss sie von einer Adoptivfamilie zur nächsten. Doch das Unglück kam nicht allein. Als sie von ihrer Tante aufgezogen wurde, wurde sie als Sklavin verkauft. Als sie dachte, sie würde nur ein Opfer für den Zauberer werden, wurde sie von einem Mann gerettet, dessen Identität ganz anders war als die eines normalen Fabelwesens. *** Dieses Buch ist ORIGINAL und keine Übersetzung Autorendiskord beitreten: https://discord.gg/YPKueb4

Sol IbnuRa is a young African man of thirty who had his own fair share of hardship due to his country's hard economy. He needs to find a way to survive after quitting his under paying job. As a man striving in the world of I.T, he will have to always rely on daily gigs to earn money. Sol later on lands on an opportunity of a life time, that is, to break into the main system of the must terrifying person in the city… Mr. Gabriel. Sol and his ally successfully breaks into the house of Mr. Gabriel, but when Sol came face to face with Mrs. Gabriel the mission becomes a complication. Sol will have to choose between his heart or the mission, a life time opportunity to break away from poverty. This single moment of judgment will change the entire story of Sol IbnuRa. Sol falls in love with the must beautiful woman he ever sets his eyes on. He follows his heart to sabotage a well planned heist. This one decision creates a bond between Sol and Mrs. Gabriel but also a rift between him and his ally who would hunt Sol for the rest of his life. Engaging into an affair with Mrs. Gabriel also captures the attention of the worst man in the City, Mr. Gabriel. The trouble Sol gets himself into of course got him killed. He died a terrible death, but his death also becomes his liberation. Sol becomes a living soul who with time and training gains the power to travel vast dimensions. From the Lucid dream worlds to the the digital worlds of the internet. He gains vast abilities that can help him fight the livings who chased him to death, to protect his city from other powerful adversaries who will show up, protect the woman he inadvertently fell in love with and to also amass wealth like never before. Who is to say wealth is not needed in the world of the spirits. In the end, Sol IbnuRa goes away and leave the world behind. He realizes nothing truly really matters after all. With the super abilities he has, he creates a dimension of his own deep in the corners of the lucid dream world where no one or nothing can find him, but the question remains. With all the enemies Sol creates for himself across dimensions, is he truly ever hidden.

THE UNFORGETTABLE CRUSH THAT SHOOK MY SOUL.       HEATHER'S POV; I'm Heather Morgan Claus the daughter of a middle class family from Brooklyn. I was born a typical brainiac the smartest of all my family members and most definitely the only child of my parents. I was born with what I call average beauty a blue eyes,golden afro hair due to my distant African gene, an average height of 6,4 feet a big boob and buttocks and also a slender curve with big hips that made me feel insecure.  Being lonely was a normal thing for me was a normal thing because I had no friends except my overprotective cousins Kyle and Jules. They made me feel special and loved more than anything in the world and I was thrilled to be with them. Boys never came along to date me basically because it's either I'm too tall for their liking or I'm too robust or too perfect and studious or even much of a nerd who can't match their tastes. Kyle and Jules made sure I was okay and boy did they beat the shit outta those knuckle heads who dared to mock me for my appearance. Soon enough all these fantasies all came to an end because while I was in tenth grade and they were in their twelfth grade they both fell in love with some girls from the neighbouring school and I was soon discarded and left out to fend on my own. I became an object of mockery and taunts from all sides. Years passed but the bullying didn't stop and soon afterwards some stupid bimbo and their boyfriend all came to join what they called fun by bullying me. Jake the leader of the zeals was by far the most handsome and he had an emerald green eyes, lovely red hair, kissable lips and a fine body and he was more of a greek god's personality. He had a commanding presence that sent shivers down my spine. I thought he was an epitome of beauty but like the saying goes beauty comes from within. He was a tyrant and he made my life a living hell with every given chance he got. Belle his girlfriend a blond haired girl with brown eyes and long slender legs always taunted me relentlessly. One day while I was heading to my locker I was bumped into by belle and her friends Chloe and Charis. They gave me a hard time and without mercy they shred my clothe and made me an object of perpetual laughter while they made fun of my SpongeBob underwear, Evans and Michael Jenkins popularly know as MJ tired to cover my naked body but Jake ordered them no to do so. He stared at my body with lust and contempt in his eyes making me wonder what I had ever done to him to deserve all the hate. The shame was too much to bear and when I was went home I scrolled through the school platform and it was all over the media and I fell into a complete depressed stage. Days turned to weeks and weeks to years and then one day after the prom prank I had endured I decided to jump from the third floor of the venue. The pain was too much to bear as crismon liquid surrounded me like a pool. The pain felt like home and after several minutes of comfort I felt like my consciousness was slipping into the abyss surrounded by darkness.

A kid named Shiro Tatsuya, who lives a very sad life stuck in an infinite cycle of despair experiences a near death situation and something resting dormant inside him awakens and everything changes.

[Wsa entry] "If only I could control the dead, then I wouldn't need to be afraid of death." This was the mentality Adonis carried with him throughout his teenage years. Death. The thought of it hunted him. And just as he feared, he found himself succumbing to the very thing he feared. "Am I....dead?" Unlike how he had imagined, Adonis found himself waking up in the body of a slave, one that was thrown into a dungeon filled with monsters to fend for himself. Things were not as hopeless as Ha joon noticed he didn't reincarnate alone, no, he had his Necromancy System with him. [Notice, you have killed a goblin, would you like to extract his soul?] [Soul has met the condition, you can now proceed with the extraction.] [You have extracted a soul.] [Congratulations, you have a new soldier under your command.] [You have gained some skills from the Dark Goblin.] [You can now upgrade your summons via experience points.] With his newly founded power, Ha Joon decide to rule the new world he had stepped into. Surpassing any he came across, and most importantly, surpassing death. ....

[Warnung: r18+/starker reifer Inhalt] Er ist ihre Rettung. Sie, sein Untergang. Dennoch weigert er sich, sie gehen zu lassen... Mineah, die jüngste Prinzessin von Ebodia, wurde bei ihrer Geburt verflucht, unbefleckt zu bleiben und Unglück über die Menschen um sie herum zu bringen. Diese Prophezeiung schwebt wie eine dunkle Wolke über ihr und wird mit jedem Jahr, in dem sie nicht eintrifft, größer. In der Gerüchteküche wird sie als bemitleidenswerte Figur dargestellt - zerbrechlich, sanftmütig, unerwünscht. Unter dieser Maske verbirgt sich eine starke und kämpferische Füchsin, die einer Königin würdig ist. Und diese Möchtegern-Königin hat es sich zum Ziel gesetzt, ihren Fluch zu brechen, selbst wenn das bedeutet, den gerissensten Vampir aller Zeiten auszutricksen. Nikolai, obwohl zurückgezogen und rätselhaft, wird vom Königreich Valcrez als weiser und mächtiger Herrscher verehrt. Was seine treuen Untertanen nicht wissen, ist, dass sein Bild von Perfektion ein Netz von Lügen ist, das, wenn es aufgedeckt wird, ihr Königreich und alles, was ihnen lieb und teuer ist, zum Einsturz bringen kann. Als sich die Wege der beiden in einem Heiratsbündnis kreuzen, beginnt das Spiel um die Verführung der Krone. Aber wer ist eigentlich der Jäger und wer die Beute? ******** Excerpt: "Warum ziehst du dich vor mir nackt aus?", fragte sie stirnrunzelnd und tat wenig, um die Irritation in ihrer Stimme zu verbergen. Ihr Ziel war es, nur sein Herz zu erobern, nicht seinen ganzen Körper! "Darf ich nicht mit meiner Frau baden?", bemerkte er mit kaltem Ton. "Ich habe absichtlich um eine große Wanne gebeten, nur um sicherzugehen, dass wir beide zusammen hineinpassen." Sie seufzte und riss ihren Blick nicht von ihm los, als sie ihre Fassung wiedergewann. Als sie sein Grinsen sah, zwang sie sich, es sich bequem zu machen, während er sprach. "So ist es schon besser. Du hast selbst gesagt, dass dich niemand gezwungen hat, mich zu heiraten. Stattdessen hast du dich freiwillig dazu bereit erklärt, also erwarte ich, dass du selbstbewusst genug bist, um ein Bad mit deinem Mann zu teilen", erklärte Nikolai zuversichtlich. "Schließlich werden wir bald mehr als das tun. Schamlos... Sie verhinderte, mit den Augen zu rollen, und schaffte es, ihm ein Lächeln zu schenken, als sie sagte: "Geben Sie mir nicht die Schuld, wenn Sie mir dann sterben." **** Anmerkung: Band 1: Hauptgeschichte Status - Abgeschlossen (Kapitel 1 bis 403) Band 2: Nebengeschichte Status - Abgeschlossen (Kapitel 404 bis 472) Band 3: Nebengeschichte Status - abgeschlossen **** PS: Das in Auftrag gegebene Buchcover ist Eigentum des Autors! Bitte nicht verwenden!

A normal man got beat to death in a fight, but someone or something saved him.

Aizen Blackthorne, once a powerful and ambitious individual, finds himself reincarnated in a world he created—a world where he is the villain doomed to perish at the hands of the hero. Stripped of his former power and bound by the **Curse of Creation**, Aizen is forced to navigate a web of fate and manipulation, determined to survive against the forces that conspire to bring about his destruction. In this new world, Aizen's only ally is his own intelligence. With his ruthlessness and cunning, he begins to manipulate those around him, using his knowledge of the future to bend fate itself to his will. But as he moves deeper into the political chaos of the kingdom, makes secret deals with dark mages, and learns the truth about the **Loom**—a cosmic force controlling all reality—Aizen discovers that survival is far more complicated than simply outsmarting a hero. The stakes rise as Aizen realizes that to escape his role as the villain, he must confront not only the **hero**—Leoric, whom he secretly manipulates—but also the very fabric of existence itself. As he delves into forbidden magic, battles powerful foes, and faces ancient cosmic entities, Aizen's path to survival becomes a brutal, high-stakes war against fate, morality, and his own soul. With the **Reapers**—agents of the Loom—hunting him, and the cosmic rules of reality beginning to break down, Aizen's choices will reshape the fate of worlds. Will he rise to power and rewrite the very nature of existence, or will his defiance against fate lead to his own undoing? In a world where betrayal is a tool and power is the only truth, Aizen will stop at nothing to ensure that he is the one who survives—no matter the cost. ***The Villain Who Refuses to Die*** is a dark fantasy epic filled with twists, betrayal, high-stakes battles, and a protagonist whose only goal is to survive—by any means necessary.

Jake an adventurer was looking for loot in a cave. when they learn it was a dragon nest his party ditched him. now he gets more chances to live while saving the world! story arcs: birth arc chapter 1-2 Leon’s birthday arc chapter 3-4 August arc chapter 5-9

An unknown musician named Anton trying to find an inspiration for his new project. However, as he looking for it, a memories popping out of nowhere— together with seeing his past love, Mara. Mara is known for managing some great artist under the very known company. She was on her break when a familiar figure caught her attention. As they both meet in a unfamiliar place, they are sharing the same goal for their careers. Will the goal be completed as they'll cross the path together? Or it will be another reason for them to grow apart?

What happens when a girl who had always wanted to die, finally died a then transmigrated into a world were her new power is an inability to die? will she find her will to live within her wacky advatures? will she find something more? and what is she to do with her new husbands?

On his way home from work, Aster died on a snowy night in a freak car accident. When he woke up, he was no longer on Earth. Not only that, he realized he was in a body that already had someone there! The other person was named Ellery and he was just as confused as Aster. Aster also found out that Ellery was a Guide! Sentinel and Guide? What's that? What's a quantum beast? Could he have a quantum beast too? Will the introverted Aster be alright with the extroverted Ellery? Aster really didn't know how this was going to work... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who I commissioned for I Transmigrated into the Wrong Body novel cover: https://vgen.co/this_is_ALiCE_draws Some tags I could not include: #interstellar #guideverse #guide #sentinel #guideMCs #sentinelMLs #twoMCs #twoMLs #quantumbeasts

Berkisah mengenai seorang anak muda yang mencari kebebasan hingga kematiannya. Selama hidupnya, ia selalu terkurung di dalam sangkar yang disebut rumah bawah tanah, dari hari ke hari, ia selalu berdoa dan berharap agar kebebasan dapat menyertai kehidupannya. Saat kehidupan yang begitu ia benci telah berakhir, sebuah kesempatan untuk memulai kebebasan baru dimulai. Kebebasan dan kematian adalah satu kesatuan dimata anak itu, namun kehidupan yang benar-benar bebas akan menjumpainya dalam perjalanannya. Ikuti cerita anak itu dalam menemukan arti baru dari kebebasannya.

[WSA entry] [Female lead] [Endless death: Every death of you becomes your power. The more unique and gruesome the death is, so the power.] Everyone wanted to survive, but Noah wanted to die. Not because she hated to live. It's just she was someone too greedy for power. After all every death of her became her power. Being a slum rat Noah wanted nothing more than to fill her stomach every day. However, she never anticipated herself being dragged by her brother to an Aspect awakening ceremony and becoming a legacy at all! And she never expected her brother to sell her to an adventure guild to become their master guide! Worst of all, every mission she took became Calamity grade!

Shou is a wealthy 16 year old in the country of Japan. He loses his twin sister; Nao, and her death causes nothing but loneliness and pain, but a chance in the form of a bloodied wall presented itself. A message from Nao calling upon Shou to come save her and Shou is immediately steered into the mission of finding his sister. He comes closer to that goal when an exorcist saves him after his search for Nao. Shou is suddenly attacked and the exorcist tells him to stop looking, but he pushes forward, driving himself to lengths his never encountered whether he steals, manipulates and gets injured to get her back.. but when shes finally returned more tragedy and calamity follow them, so how long will take for him to regret the decision of bringing her back.

(More info on Jason’s past life is in the Auxilary chapter) Jason was far from an ordinary man. Being a world renowned researcher at the ripe age of 22, to call him anything less than a genius would have been an understatement! However even geniuses tend to die when they get shot. But in death, he gained many things: A new life, a new family, a new name, and even a new world! Even better, this new world is filled with magic! If only they didn't have the technology of the middle ages... Now, armed with the knowledge of modern day science, Jason aims to not only to become strong enough to protect his new life as Saivas Anthera, but to test the limits of science this new magical environment creates!

Amara's life is torn apart when her family falls victim to assassins whose motives remained shrouded in darkness. Lost and driven by vengeance, she crosses path with Ryles—a man offering her the strength to fight back but harbouring secrets that could unravel her quest for justice. In a world ruled by deception and bloodshed, Amara must navigate fragile alliances and uncover deadly truths before her pursuit of revenge consumes her soul.

Can life ever go back to how it was after losing your only child? How do parents cope with the feelings of guilt and wanting to blame the other? Melissa wonders the answer to these questions as she grows more and more estranged from her husband, David, over the months following a train crash that took the life of their daughter. They had always been a unit, seeing each other through hardship after hardship since the early days of college. But now, no matter how hard she tried to hold everything together and get them both through the tragedy, David looks at her as an enemy. And as fragments of memories, proceeding and following the accident, slowly start to resurface, Melissa realises maybe she hadn't coped as well as she had thought.

Marek, a brilliant yet unstable mob gangster scientist, is betrayed by his own organization, Left for dead, he is reincarnated into the body of Malik, a young boy who bears an uncanny resemblance to his past self. With his scientific genius and combat skills, Marek now Malik goes through a secretive school for killers, all for joining the Sovereign Order, an elite and secretive criminal organization, Malik seeks to rise through their ranks, and uncover the truth behind the organization that destroyed him. But as he delves deeper into this dangerous world, he must confront not only the enemies from his past but also stick with his resolve of becoming the most powerful human in the world.

Jimmy Hilton, a smart astronomer who works in his professor's lab with chemist Thomas Carton, physicist Laila Everson and biologist Ava Carpenter, one day a weird weather anomaly happens until they find out that the storm isn't just in England, it's all over the world and that it blocked all satalite signals connected to any scientific research, and that's just a spark.

An African conjoined twins who would do anything not to die makes a deal with a soul reaper they are then sent to another world that recently had a zombie outbreak , he starts his journey as a zombie and his end of the deal is to make sure all the humans on that planet become zombies or die.

From the yearning of Love to be the God Of Body; A journey Across Worlds.