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The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

The youngest and most feared admiral in world history—Ravien Duskbane. Renowned for his brilliance as much as his ruthlessness. To him, nothing matters except power, control, and victory. But one night, he falls asleep and never wakes up. At least, not in his own world. --- When I opened my eyes, I was in an unfamiliar room. The first thing I felt was discomfort. Luxurious silk sheets. Gold-embroidered mirrors. Heavy velvet curtains. But that wasn’t what truly unsettled me. There was a large mirror in the corner of the room. And the person staring back at me… wasn’t me. Long, blood-red hair. Eyes of the same hue. This wasn’t my body. At first, I thought it was a dream. There could be no other explanation. But then—pain. A sharp, stabbing agony piercing through my skull. And with it, memories that did not belong to me flooded my mind. The Pendragon family. Noble blood. Yet a child seen as nothing but a stain. Nameless. A half-blood. A forgotten existence. Discarded at birth. Banished to a distant land. Erased from history. By the time the pain subsided, I understood the truth. This was the world of a novel I used to read whenever I was bored. The Dark Lands. And me? I was a mere extra. A nameless shadow never even mentioned in the story. At first, I was calm. But soon, the very existence of this body made me sick. Not from anger. Not from weakness. But from the sheer revulsion of being trapped in a body that wasn’t mine. I reject this. This body does not belong to me. And I will never accept anything that isn’t mine. So I chose to die. Without hesitation, I moved. I drove my hand straight into my heart. But I didn’t die. My breath caught. I tried again. And again. Over and over. But every single time, my wounds healed. It didn’t take long to understand why. In this world, every person is born with a unique, unchanging Fate Ability. And this body's ability? "Flesh, Blood, and Bone." It regenerates endlessly. No matter how much I cut, slash, or tear myself apart—death is impossible. But there must be a way. Someone in this world must be able to kill me. And then, a name came to mind. The protagonist. Perhaps he could end me. Wait. No. I refuse to die like that. To perish at someone else's hands without a fight, without struggle… That is beneath me. I am not someone who sits around waiting for salvation. If I truly wish to die, then first, I must rise to the top. Dying without battling the strongest beings in this world would be a disgrace. So, I will start with power. First, this kingdom. Then the continent. Then the entire world. I will rule, conquer, and seize everything. If I can truly reach the peak—then the strongest will come for me. And only then will I find someone worthy enough to kill me. Could there be a more honorable death than that?

A Dark Crime Thriller Tags: #PsychologicalThriller #RevengeStory #CrimeMystery #DarkDrama #FatherDaughterBond #VigilanteJustice #EmotionalDepth #SlowBurnSuspense After his daughter Akari survives a horrific suicide attempt caused by relentless bullying and abuse, Aditya Mishra is left mourning his wife, protecting his fragile daughter, and losing faith in a justice system that turns a blind eye. But when her tormentors begin turning up dead—each more brutally mutilated than the last—Aditya becomes the prime suspect. Still, the evidence never points directly at him. Someone is killing with purpose, precision, and rage. As Officer Yuta investigates the rising body count, a deeper conspiracy unfolds. Akari’s innocent-looking childhood friend Yumi may not be so innocent after all. In a city drowning in secrets and guilt, one man will cross every line to make things right. Because when justice fails... vengeance takes over.

Short-form: Special organisation(s) building, multiple worlds with each organisation, mostly magic-oriented organisation. Cold, calculated and psychopathic protagonist; has an insane silver tongue. Many sub-characters with large roles. 1. First world (current): Rune World. Medieval, middle-aged settings. Demon Hunter Organisation. Long-form: Our story begins with Doctor Curio Avaline and his greatest invention, the Quantum Super Imposition Assimilator. It was, as a matter of fact, the door to space exploration for mankind and our main character, Dr. Avaline wishes to be ingrained into the history book with it. But an invention so advanced is the cause of much evil. The one who holds the Assimilator is the one who holds the future of humankind. In the midst of the exhibition of the Assimilator, an assassination was organised, aimed at the center point of this series of events, the inventor himself. He was able to prevent the tragedy it brought, in exchange for his own life. But Curio Avaline is no fool to this cunning game. He has prepared his escape route, to another version of Earth. And I welcome you to this story of how he travels the multiverse looking for knowledge he dares not to comprehend.

Sequel to "1000 Ways To Die"!!! There is obviously more than 1000 Ways To Die, and in this story you will hear some of the best/worst ways to head out. Based on the Spike TV series "1000 Ways To Die" created by Thom Beers Rated (PG 17) for strong language, drugs, alcohol, and strong sex content, and of course death and gore.

The Earth was torn apart, reshaped into an endless dungeon—a brutal labyrinth of blood-soaked corridors, twisted monsters, and stages that grow more terrifying with every level. The rules of survival have changed: gather coins, and use them to buy anything you desire. Power, safety, even happiness—everything has a price. For Lex, there’s only one thing he craves: death. But in this world, where coins can buy anything, even that is out of reach. Cursed with the power "Die to Begin," every time Lex dies, he's resurrected at the start, trapped in an endless loop of survival and torment. All he wants is enough coins to finally purchase the one thing that he had been seeking for countless lifetimes—an end. In this nightmare, where money can truly buy anything, Lex will sacrifice everything, even his humanity, just to escape the endless suffering. -------------------------------- If you'd like to support me, here's my patreon :) https://www.patreon.com/c/HYLP

An African conjoined twins who would do anything not to die makes a deal with a soul reaper they are then sent to another world that recently had a zombie outbreak , he starts his journey as a zombie and his end of the deal is to make sure all the humans on that planet become zombies or die.

For over two thousand years, Zehen has been trapped in an endless cycle of life, an immortal man searching for the one thing he can never find......death. In a world where magic lurks in the shadows and the world’s darkest secrets are just beneath the surface, he’s been everywhere, done everything......and nothing works. Until he meets Mai Hashimoto, a girl with her own hidden darkness. Together, they strike a pact, drawn by their deepest desires. But their journey pulls them into a war that has raged since the dawn of time.....a conflict between gods and mortals, where every step forward leads them deeper into chaos. Zehen seeks peace. What he finds might destroy them all.

Emily Bright is a reserved medical laboratory scientist with a peculiar fascination for the microscopic world of body fluids. Her life is a monochrome routine of lab work and lonely evenings spent admiring art she believes she'll never create. Emily is the embodiment of precision, control, and logic, qualities that render her a perpetual wallflower. Dominic Pierreson, known as "The God of Art," is a once-revered artist teetering on the brink of retirement. Praised as the 21st century’s greatest creative genius, Dominic’s glory days seem behind him, with no spark left to fuel his next masterpiece. Disillusioned and desperate, he meets Emily by chance at an art gallery, and in her quiet brilliance, he finds an unexpected muse. Dominic's world bursts into vibrant color as he obsessively captures Emily’s essence in every medium imaginable: photographs, sculptures, paintings, and even a bestselling play. His works featuring Emily become priceless treasures, solidifying his place in history. But as his obsession grows, so does his love for her, a love Emily struggles to comprehend or reciprocate. Caught between the worlds of art and science, Emily begins to question everything she thought she knew about herself. As Dominic’s fame skyrockets and their relationship deepens, the lines blur between inspiration, obsession, and love. In a whirlwind of passion, fame, and self-discovery, Emily must decide: Can she embrace the chaos of Dominic’s world, or will she retreat to the safety of her own? The Art and Science of Mad Attraction is a sweeping tale of ambition, obsession, and the unpredictable nature of love, where logic meets creativity and two contrasting souls find themselves inexplicably drawn together.

Immortal cultivation is extremely cruel. In this World, there are various geniuses. Some who rise, some who fall. In the Eastern Wasteland, there is Xiao Family where Xiao Wei is born with Body Of Luck. Due to his body of Luck, he gets various opportunities in this dangerous World. Let's see how he leads the family in the cruel practice of Immortal World, soaring through the Immortal World. Realm: Qi Refining Period - Foundation Establishment Period - Gold Core Period - Nascent Soul Period - Integrated Union Period -Transcend Tribulation Period- Mahayana Period

A world where constellations were the seven deadly sins, devils lurked in the dark to lure one into their traps, and monsters and spectres ran rampant—that was the definition of Brahmasila—a world where even thoughts and dreams might potentially kill you. Darkness devours you, and brightness burns you. To survive here, people must follow two rules: they must not go outside at night, and they must not dream. However, not everyone is subjected to these rules. Weavers, an elite group of people who form alignment with the Star network and fought in the Star realm against these constellations. They collect star fragments and obtain legacies in them to protect those below the walking world. However, time changed quickly. The protectors, once humanity considered above gods, turned to horrors actual horror would shy away from. Dimitri, an orphan living in Snegovya, works at a mine to make ends meet. He waits for the day he will form an alignment, but when it finally happens, what awaits him is horrors beyond human cognition. [Alignment: Endless death] [Every death of yours will become your power. More unique and gruesome the cause, better the power.] However, he is not a normal human. He is probably more dangerous than all the horrors combined. After all, who could win against someone who never actually dies and returns with the power they kept hidden as their trump card?

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On his way home from work, Aster died on a snowy night in a freak car accident. When he woke up, he was no longer on Earth. Not only that, he realized he was in a body that already had someone there! The other person was named Ellery and he was just as confused as Aster. Aster also found out that Ellery was a Guide! Sentinel and Guide? What's that? What's a quantum beast? Could he have a quantum beast too? Will the introverted Aster be alright with the extroverted Ellery? Aster really didn't know how this was going to work... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who I commissioned for I Transmigrated into the Wrong Body novel cover: https://vgen.co/this_is_ALiCE_draws Some tags I could not include: #interstellar #guideverse #guide #sentinel #guideMCs #sentinelMLs #twoMCs #twoMLs #quantumbeasts

A kid named Shiro Tatsuya, who lives a very sad life stuck in an infinite cycle of despair experiences a near death situation and something resting dormant inside him awakens and everything changes.

On a luxurious private island, Lila Evadne, a world-renowned pianist, attends the wedding of her ex, Nate Hawthorne, who is still obsessively in love with her. Surrounded by old friends—Rafe, the mysterious heir and close friend, secretly in love with her, and Charlie, their free-spirited friend, heir to a media empire, trying to make sure that nothing bad would happen between his friends. As the wedding weekend unfolds, Lila finds herself trapped in a tangled web of desire and rivalry, the island's beauty masking a storm of simmering jealousies, buried secrets and toxic emotions. In the heat of the moment, Lila must confront not only the ghosts of her past but also the dangerous allure of the men who love her, forcing her to choose between loyalty, love and a future free of their obsessions. A gripping tale of power, passion, and betrayal, where paradise becomes a prison of unspoken desires, and one woman’s heart hangs in the balance.

In a city where murder is a message and secrets are currency, journalist Dawn Williams is no stranger to the darkness lurking behind Duncaster’s polished facade. But when bodies start turning up marked with unholy symbols and blood-red flowers, she knows she’s chasing a story that could get her killed. Then she meets him. A whispered name in the underworld. A shadow that leaves no trace—except for the bodies in his wake. The Vida Killer. Dawn should expose him. He should silence her. Instead, they strike a dangerous deal: She keeps his identity a secret, and he helps her hunt the cult behind the killings. But the deeper they go, the more tangled she becomes in a web of betrayal, forbidden desire, and a man whose touch should terrify her—but only leaves her wanting more. And just when she thinks she can control the fire, Detective Ezra Ruthwell arrives in Duncaster—charming, relentless, and far too determined to unravel both the murders and the secrets Dawn is keeping. Now, she’s caught between two dangerous men: One who kills for a living. One who hunts killers. And her own heart—a traitor in its own right. Some truths are meant to stay buried. Some love stories are meant to end in blood.

On the day, Natalia won the Nobel Prize for Mathematics, she realized that her life had became meaningless because of her stupidity. Only then had she realized she had married the wrong person! But it was too late... The person who was waiting for her in his entire life has passed away. She had missed the chance to say a final good bye... After the night she received the award, Natalia Nicholas, the Math genius of the century has disappeared without a trace!!! ..... But God has given her a chance to correct herself... Again a return to be one soul with him. When time reversed the mystery of his death and her disappearance in the previous life has unfolded. Seems like, and him knew each other long before than they thought...

Rap was just a simple roach, sneaking into Zhongnanhai for a late-night snack. Big mistake. One second, I’m vibing under a cabinet. The next, I’m dodging janitors armed with industrial-grade bug spray like I’m in an action movie. But just when I think I’ve survived the most ridiculous night of my life, I stumble into a secret lab—where scientists are watching my escape on live TV. And guess what? They want me. *shines* Turns out, I’m not just any cockroach. I’m The Rap Roach. Legendary. Unkillable. Possibly the key to some insane government experiment. Surviving the daily pesticide death was one thing. Surviving whatever this is? Yeah. This just got way harder.

Viviana a rich heiress, killed by her boyfriend, wakes up as Liora, a girl hiding her true identity from a Mafia leader determined to kill her if she doesn't bring him the information he desires. With her life turned into a living hell, Viviana must live as Liora to extract crucial information from a businessman—a task far more complex than she had anticipated. Join Viviana on her journey as she struggles to reclaim her previous life while three men make her existence a living nightmare.

Theo, the boy who lost his memory, meets William, the mad scientist who gives him a book that causes him a lot of trouble but also offers him many opportunities. And so, his adventure begins in exploring this world full of secrets and madness

Have you ever wonder about a myth of dragons, if you haven't , then this is the best novel of you Kyle was cursed with the vampire thing which is a taboo on the society hence he was bound to hide forever and pretend to be a normal person to gather necessities for his family, but lucky run dry on the day his family was murdered by the earth clan that made him loose every string that was holding him up from giving up hence he become an empty book with annoying cover, a book to be laughed at the sight i wish you a nice moments and all i need is your support....IN CASE you loved IF you don't love it, don't insult me, cause it won't change the fact that i am a new comer on this field so please support me and correct me, i am not perfect

DRAKE'S POV She blinked pushing me away. "Get away from me Drake you're a monster! He was just inviting me and nothing else. She screamed sobbing profusely. "Who made you my boyfriend huh you're choosing for me and that I deeply hate about people. "I'm sorry Heather I can't think straight when you're around me maybe that's my real nature and it's violence. I admitted hugging her tightly before wiping her tears with the back off my palm. "I'm going to leave if you feel that way about me but I won't stop getting violent if anything happens to you.

Namatay sa zombie apocalypse ang lahat ng taong mahalaga kay Thunder kaya naman laking tuwa niya nang bumalik siya sa nakaraan bago magkaroon ng zombie apocalypse. Maililigtas na kaya niya ang mga taong mahal niya bago pa man mahuli ang lahat o mauulit lamang ba ang mga nangyari noon?

Aberaeron has been facing recurring cases of murders and people going missing for the past few months. Witnesses report demonic activities and wraiths attacking travelers at night, the bodies of the unfortunate found mauled, flesh rendered from bones. The Emperor and elites of the upper court have dismissed the issue as merely a propaganda to fuel the religious zealots. Melannia Ashberne, the heir to the House Ashberne, has her own demons to face with unpleasant nightmares destroying her sleep. When her family is attacked on a trip to the city of Ravelon, Melannia finds herself standing in crossroads of deadly truths, harsh betrayals, and questions better left unanswered.