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"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep. ========== Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VjFQtDUaTR

Ghost stories descend, binding national fate. People enhance themselves and their nation's luck by constantly participating in Analog Horror. Mental patient Jiang Xiao is initially selected to enter a nine-star level mental hospital Analog Horror! However, he bizarrely finds out that he seems to be the most seriously ill one... Jiang Xiao: "I sign a pact with the ghost stories, the weirdness is my grandson!" Participating in the seven-star level Analog Horror "Where Did Daddy Die". A peachy-cheeked son with big eyes blinking asks: "Do you want to be my daddy?" The chosen one: "Yes!" Son: "Then I have a tiny request, which is to beat you to death!" One chosen daddy after another is smashed into pulp by the son right from the start. Facing the rebellious son charging forward, Jiang Xiao smiles coldly: "Dad, I'm actually your son!"

[The female lead in this story is explosive, the male lead is arrogant, there's a mountain of dog food (sweet moments), and it's a story full of slag-abusing and monster-fighting, with a double dose of pampering joy.] Ye Jiuliang was naturally cold and ruthless, with a fierce and wild approach to life. To the Ye Family, she was a calamitous lone star, and to the onlooking crowd, she was "Ninth Master". It was said, no one was more arrogant than Ye Jiuliang; if she was second, no one claimed the first place. Irritatingly, in the eyes of Li Mochan, she was his little wolf cub, the little rascal that he, Li Mochan, intended to pamper to the skies. In the capital, it was widely rumored that the Li Family's Crown Prince could reduce people to ashes with just one look. And yet, this precious and aloof figure was actually teased by Ye Jiuliang, and it seemed even... blushed. ** Upon returning from a business trip, Li Wuye cornered her in a dim stairwell, his fingertips sliding over her porcelain white neck, "How many little brothers are there?" Meeting his dark gaze, Ye Jiuliang arched an eyebrow, "Is Li Wuye in the mood to beat someone up?" "So what if I am?" Li Mochan narrowed his eyes slightly, "Feeling pity?" Ye Jiuliang held back a laugh and nodded, "The little brothers can't take a hit, can you go easy on them?" [In the private room where Xiang Tian and others were singing their hearts out, they inexplicably felt a chill running down their spines.] Li Mochan buried his face in her shoulder and spat out fiercely, "I cannot." Those who dare to flirt with his wolf cub deserved a ruthless beating.

Uhmmmm, I don't really know what to write for the synopsis... I've been writing this book for a couple of years, and it feels super wholesome to write. I'm not reallly sure how it reads from the perspective of the reader. Maybe read it more gently, if you can. It's about a struggling young hero, and his battles with the curse that he endures. It probably follows quite a few tropes for a bit. But if you're realllly patient with it, I think there's extra stuff in there too. Some of it is fairly thoughtful, because I've been using it more as something that I enjoy writing than anything else, so a lot of just y'know, little thoughts pop up, and random day to day ideas get explored. But there's cool stuff too. There's characters I really like, and think are pretty cool, that are like larger than life, and I don't rly think I have any control in the writing over. There's battles that I don't even know how they'll end up. It's fun for me to reread sometimes, as much as it is to write. So I hope you get as much fun out of it as I did!!

This is a story about two best friends. Kazuki and Reiji were living their peaceful lives—until one day, they were suddenly dragged into another world by an old deity dressed in white robes. He looked wise, but in reality, he had a perverted mind. "You will become heroes and save this world from the Demon King!" the deity declared dramatically. Reiji sighed. "Why us?" Kazuki crossed his arms. "Gramps, you're just lazy, aren't you? Why don't you handle it yourself? You freeloading deity!" The old deity smiled—but not just any smile. Angered by Kazuki’s words, the deity cursed him… and turned him into a girl.

Tariq Amir Francois embarks on an inspiring journey of self-discovery and musical enchantment in a world where passion meets destiny. Drawn into a realm of mysterious creatures and captivating meow-lodies, Tariq's life takes a thrilling turn as he uncovers the hidden magic within. With each note, he delves deeper into a world where music transcends time and space, igniting a fire within his soul that propels him toward his ultimate destiny. Embrace the The prowling transformative power of music and join Tariq on a heart-pounding purr-venture that will leave you breathless and inspired to meow for more.

Who doesn't want to have Escanor powers?!! The power to be the OP character and defeat all your enemies in a cool and badass way. Follow our Hero Aiden as he travels to another world and creates his own legend. Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/pCmYRbK ********************* Author note: This story is a rewrite to the previous one where Eros is the MC. Note that there will be changes especially in the first arc. Thank you and I hope that you follow the story just like the first one. Aiden note: I am now the Holder of the greatest power and you will make sure to follow this story

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

He Youran grew up in the countryside. Her father did not love her, her stepmother did not love her, and her grandmother was very annoyed with her. When she was 18, her father gave her away to the handicapped Lu Qingzhuo to cancel out his bad luck. On the first day she moved into the Lu family, she fell to the ground and almost broke Lu Qingzhuo's manhood. On the fifth day after she moved into the Lu family, she ruined Lu Qingzhuo's famous painting worth ten million with a cup of coffee. On the 20th day after she moved into the Lu family, she burned down the kitchen. Lu Qingzhuo, who could not move easily, nearly choked to death from the smoke. He Youran, "I'm really sorry. As compensation, let me treat your leg, okay?" Lu Qingzhuo, "…Is this country bumpkin wife of his dumb?" The Lu family heard the news and happily waited for the Lu family to kick Youran out of the family, only to find out that things did not progress the same way they expected them to be. The best hospital in Imperial Capital, "Professor He is the best surgical professor our hospital ever has." The number one school in the world, "He Youran is the most excellent student our school has ever produced in a century." Hua Country's virology research base, "Professor He is our department's highest executive officer." The most sought-after singer in the entertainment circle, "Allow me to introduce He Youran to everyone. She's my number one composer, Lan Zhao." Everyone who knew He Youran nearly went mad. A certain handicapped man posted on Weibo: [@heyouran, baby, when are we registering our marriage?] He Youran: [Huh? Didn't we agree that our marriage is canceled?] The Lu family, "..." How did the world transform so rapidly suddenly? Setting: Female lead: Seemingly innocent and scatterbrained, but truly possessed impressive powers. She was the creme de la creme in many fields. Male lead: Silent, reticent, loyal, and sincere.

Winne Auston tightened her grip on the glass of bourbon, her nails pressing against the cool surface. The soft hum of jazz music filled the dimly lit lounge, the kind of place where secrets felt safe. She was waiting, as he instructed. Adam Sly was never late. The waiting wasn’t a test of time—it was a test of her patience, her resolve, her willingness to bend when the moment came.

Interstellar travel, body cultivation and special abilities. All these are things Alex finds when he woke up to a new world. Luckily, He gets a goldfinger in the form of the thrill-seeker system. Join him in his journey to seek the excitement that a new world brings. ***** Alex wakes up to find himself in an alternate world. To his excitement, He finds himself in the possession of the thrill-seeker system. In this novel, you will find a cool MC, A fun and daring MC. An MC that knows how to have FUN.

David transmigrated to another world in the body of a young boy called Davies Sylvester, who was completely devoid of magic. David choosed the way of swords since he thought having a sword hanging at the back or around the waist of a person looks cool, not knowing that path he choosed made him to rise along with his teammates while facing dangerous foes that threatened all lives in the world.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. DISCLAIMER: I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site. Translation credit: Eatapplepies

Meghan Adams is a woman with a past. She swears she will never let another man keep her as an investment, until she crosses paths with the business mogul, Neon Petrov, the CEO of Petrov Ltd.  Neon Petrov is mesmerized by the new striper at Dancing Angels. One look at Meghan's dancing curves, has him making a vow to himself. His cool demure crumbles and he finds himself fumbling for words as he offers ridiculous proposals in a shady burger joint. 

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The fated show - down between the cool and gorgeous Eastern vampire and the proud werewolf heir

Jia Hyson finds he has hit the jackpot after he dies. He's got a system! He's a transmigrator! So cool! System: "Please help us fix the plot." Jia Hyson: "Of course!" System: "Firstly there are too many love interests." Jia Hyson: "Okay." System: "The main character is too annoying." Jia Hyson: "Um." System: "Needs more world building." Jia Hyson: "..." Oi, is he fixing the plot or is he rewriting the whole damn thing?! (This is not omegaverse, beta stands for beta reader) (This is bl/yaoi/danmei btw. 1v1, 2v1, 3+v1) Lovely Cover by my fanart empress @noc

My sister started to date my bully. I was cool with that but then came my heat and I found out that he is my destiny partner. If I reject him we die and I don't wanna betray my sister, what am I going to do?

ये कहानी है कनिका खन्ना और रिवांश सिंह की। कहने को तो दोनों ही पड़ोसी है पर दोनों एक दूसरे को बिलकुल भी पसंद नहीं करते। एक दूसरे के पक्के दुश्मन हैं। पर एक दिन जब कनिका को पता चला कि रीवांश की शादी होने जा रही है तो वो सस्ते नशे करके रिवांश की शादी में पहुंच जाती हैं। वहां पर जो कनिका ने किया और जो राज खोले उन्हें जानकर रिवांश के साथ साथ सब के होश उड़ गए। रिवांश की दुल्हन गुस्सा थी। पर कनिका यहीं नहीं रुकी उसने एक ऐसा कदम उठाया जो उन सब की लाइफ को एक नए मोड की ओर ले जाने वाला था। जिसका किसी को अंदाजा तक नहीं था। सभी सवालों के जवाब जानने के लिए पढ़िए " My Danger Wifey " सिर्फ वेब नॉवेल पर।

Meet our main character, Xernum. He’s a fifteen or so year old in a cool fantasy world. He isn’t reincarnated or anything so if you’re looking for that you can leave. He’s extremely talented but he’s not gonna be almighty right away, he still needs to learn. There’s gonna be some LGBTQ+ stuff here, so leave if you don’t like that. It’s a pretty dark novel overall, but it’s not the focus and it’s plenty lighthearted. I will be going into detail with the gore and fight scenes though. The rest is up to you to find out by reading, hope you take a liking to it!

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

This Isn't really a novel or anything, i just made this as a hobby cuz i really like making cool and op power system. it may sound cringe but i like making these power system. So i made this to make different and unique power system, powers or even unique paths of progression/evolution. If any of you reading this like any of the content then feel free to use them. Also you can comment and request for any specific power system you want made or something. Anyways guys thanks for taking your time reading this large synopsis.

What is your worst nightmare? Failing the Chemistry exam on the last week of school before the Summer Holiday? Probably because of the failure, your parents wouldn't allow you to travel with them to a cool place? Or sending you to an unknown relative to learn for your supplementary exam? The Bond twins got all of them. Unfortunate souls. But where the train takes them is beyond their imagination. Genre: Scifi

As a life I never lived covered my vision on a cool winters day I had one thought 'Its going to be Hell of a ride' . The Boy that this story follows is a man that has suffered an illness, as he is integrated into a boy that is heir of a dieing martial arts clan watch as he uses his check-in system in interesting ways, the world is vast and full of danger and rewards inside. . do you want to comment on a flaw or a certain feature that the check-in system is please leave a review

On a cool night; a Huli Jing saved Bei Shang from getting eaten by a tiger. On a cool evening, the Huli Jing brought Bei Shang home to be a fake mom to his son. On a cool evening, The Huli Jing broke Bei Shang ankles and dragged him to the demon realm. Everyone thought it was the Huli Jing that was too overbearing , if Bei Shang hadn't met him , he would have somewhat a peaceful life. Only the gods know how much Bei Shang sacrificed to be with that clingy blackhearted Huli Jing again. #Trans male lead , # reincarnation, #Amnesia , #Demons , #Gods , #Fate , #Past plays a big role , #BL , #GL , #BG.

The war in the kingdom intensified, and the orcs from the North were ready to take action. They traveled through time and became the ninth son of a Count. He was not qualified to inherit the title, but accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to build a territory and obtain a title. [Daily information has been updated] [1: Renn was wandering around the Lucerne town market today and accidentally bought a life fruit from Mijie’s pulp shop. After taking it, he officially condensed the life seeds] [2: In the northern part of your territory, there is an extremely rich iron mine among the Golimbo tribe] [3: In ten days, your territory will be attacked by tauren] [4. After seven days, there will be a group of unicorns looking for food in the west of your territory] 【5：…………】 [6: Engel Dressrosa seems to have some troubles, coming from the limitations of his own strength] 【7:……】 This is a translation, All credit goes to the original author: If life is just like a dream

Magnus Valorion crossed into an ancient empire. As a time traveler, he didn’t accomplish anything too extraordinary. He simply ensured that laborers could drink white rice porridge and eat pickled vegetables every day, and that soldiers could enjoy fried chicken and hamburgers. Along the way, he expanded the territory and even captured the invading Khan of the Altai Tribe. Despite these achievements, Magnus never imagined that his subordinates were secretly planning something big as the autumn winds began to cool...

We all want to be swept away into another world, typical Isekai shit. Class of 31, all so wrapped up in fantasy. They didn't notice that they have been scammed. A forest void of life, except for a giant killer bear. well there are cool powers and magic to fight the monstrosity, right? RIGHT?! not yet, for now they must wade through the forest, search for a friend gone missing and evade a giant grizzly. *** there will be magic and stuff after the first arc

In a dark alley, obscured from the prying eyes of people, the muffled grunts of a shadowy figure beaten to a pulp were barely visible. Four hooded figures were standing around the bloody figure on the ground as he looked up in hate. Kraign struggled to his feet, his face mangled beyond recognition. "All of you idiots shall pay. THE WORLD WILL BURN!! "Boss, I think he's gone mad, we should leave", one of the hooded figures said on a low voice. "Was thinking the same thing", the shortest hooded figure replied, retreating with his crew, leaving the boy in the ground, barely breathing. As death drew near, things all went wrong.