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“Who is the football GOAT?” A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade. Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi? To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other. This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game. As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not only become as great as them, but even greater than any legend that ever graced the game. He wanted to become the Greatest Of All Legends… the GOAL. Unfortunately, fate has never cared about people’s hopes and dreams, and just like every other unfortunate human, she hit him hard across the face with a broken reality and sent him flying in another direction from his goal, yet he didn’t give up and continually persevered but, in the end, he didn’t ever make it. He wasn’t even halfway near his goal. He thought it was over… but it wasn’t. He got another chance at his dreams, and this time he was going to do more than his best to achieve his dream. *disclaimer* There is no system or cheats, just plain hard work and a past life of experience.. Also, despite the use of real-life characters, places and things, this is an artistic creation in which things wouldn't be as they are in real life so don't be surprised at some things that are unrealistic and out of place e.g. exact details, attitude of characters etc. This is a slow-paced novel. Join my discord channel and let's have fun together... link below, https://discord.com/invite/QpbCdNZW

Park Jinwoo died in horrific car accident,got reincarnated in the world of book named "THE FATE OF TWINS AND FIRST PRIESTESS". The story is set place in early stages of action adventure genre.Which is an spinoff book of unpopular gacha MMORPG Game " DUNGEON RAIDERS". But park jinwoo who got reincarnated as Fourth child of Duke Helstein Named "HUNTER LAWSON HELSTEIN", recovered his memory of his past life at the age of 15, But he is facing a problem as he is standing before his fiance during a Family annual ball party,which is non other than Marquis Jaden's Fifth child AARIA ELIZABETH JADEN, who is mother of both hero and villain of the book and lived her life of misery till her death. And Hunter was one of many reasons for her terrible life as he was a minor villain in the backstory. Now Hunter have to safe both Aaria and himself from not only their terrible family but civil wars in kingdom, invasion of neighboring kingdoms and arrival of demon prince using his knowledge of both the book and the game.

Relationships are complicated, and human nature in a world with some variation of magic becomes unnecessarily complex. How are we to traverse a world filled with violence which is only accelerated by the existence of magic? Do we shun evil, and attempt to label a specific few as the cause behind all of our suffering? Perhaps we denounce violence altogether and choose to abandon the gifts given to us in pursuit of some peaceful life. Unfortunately, you can not find someone who has not been consumed in their power and has the time to contemplate this, so everyone will continue trying to get by.  Magic Academy coming after prologue (stick with it you need the context) What to expect: Anything What to not expect: Everything

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Yu Holea was a genius ghost exorcist. Cursed for being a loner she embraced the path of exorcism. At the age of 26, she died. Opening her eyes she realized that she has transmigrated to a character who has the same name as her. Yu Holea was the newly found young miss of the Yu Family. Though everyone disliked her since for them Yu Mei is the true young miss. Everyone looks down on her even her biological brothers. Her Eldest Brother, "Don't even try to get close to me. I hate gold diggers like you. Yu Mei come I will bring you to shopping." Her Gentle Second Brother," The door to get out of here is on the left. Remember not to bully Yu Mei" Her Third Brother, "Uh, don't let me see your disgusting face. Let me see my cute Yu Mei's Face" However, Yu Holea ignored them. She was used to all of this. She focused on her career and earning money instead of love. She was penniless? Huh, she has a long queue of bigshots begging to give her money. Her business empire expands from City S to Capital. She was untalented? She can even summon thunders!! At a high-end party, one of the relatives of the Yu Family saw Yu Holea surrounded by the bigshot of different fields and was shocked to the core. Just as everyone was confused her three brothers arrived and started pampering her. "Lea'er do you want to eat strawberry cake? Call me Big Brother I will feed you the cake." "Lea them, here drink this juice, by the way, why don't you call me Second Brother?" "Little Sister don't listen to them I will protect you from everyone, you just have to call me Third brother." A certain Handsome, Ceo of a top 10 company, "Lea Baby, when are you going to say yes to my proposal?" Yu Holea: Why is everyone looking at her with a doting glance? Follow Yu Holea in her adventure filled with thriller, suspense, and pampering.

Reborn into something new and in a new world, Morgana found herself with no memories about her past. She lost them when a powerful entity took pity on her and offered her the chance to be reborn in her own primitive world. A letter left by her past self told her about... well, nothing really. The old Morgana was glad when she learned that she would lose her memory due to being reborn as part of this deal. She accepted without hesitation, especially after the powerful entity explained everything in detail. “WHAT!” Morgana exclaimed, reading the letter. “We’re both BIG perverts! And what do you mean by spreading my legs and pushing out many babies?” “EXPLAIN!” Reborn with stunning silver hair, crimson eyes, and a Futa, Morgana now belonged to a new race called Breeder. Follow the journey of Morgana as she tries to survive in this primitive world, with a LOT of Breeding. … [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, Incest, breeding, and more. Read at your own risk.] Support: patreon.com/Midnight_Paradox Discord: https://discord.gg/NBqGDtmxnp

Dive into a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman. Follow Zachary Bemba on his journey to become the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) in the soccer world. He travels back to a time in his past where opportunity abounds. Access to a system capable of propelling him to greater heights is just the icing on the cake. From a nobody born in one of the poorest and most remote places on the planet, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen. **** ---- G.O.A.T SYSTEM INITIALIZING ---- ACTIVATION SUCCESSFUL **** My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Mujunel_the_Mystic Book Discord Link: https://discord.gg/NK4Uaw8GRN

Family, relations , dating, living a normal life . All of these words exist like a stranger in Jaxon's life then How on the earth is a strange women able to meddle these words into his life? What's more strange is that she insists on calling herself as "mother". What is going to become of Jaxon after this encounter?

All shades of story is a variety of stories put together, it has many books of different genres and characters and each one will have a favorite BOOK ONE: Love my heart BOOK TWO: love bound

Experiment Z_0:00, a human weapon created for war, was killed by his creator who regrets not giving him the peaceful life he deserves. He finds himself back to the day of his first mission, he already knew how it was going to happen. Things don't go the way he was expecting them to and he is captured by the enemy with his creator giving him a chance to live peacefully. But that proved to be impossible after the first month or so, and his creator decided to enroll him at a military academy. Maybe he'll fit in more there. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.

Daily chapters! Luis Tramontana, your ordinary teenage boy, just wants to live a normal life. But Luis’ plans are interrupted when a demon attacks his family, and Luis is roped into becoming a professional demon slayer in order to protect the ones he loves.

2215 5 Years has passed since the Honzodie Empire fell to the might of The People’s Communist Republic. Now the P.C.R. stands as one of only three world powers alongside the United North America and the European Federation. As the P.C.R. continues it’s expansion the Federation and U.N.A. search for way to reestablish a power balance in the world. Ichigo Iwatani is a 25 year old Salaryman living in the Tokyo the former capital of the Empire. His coworkers find him odd from the fact that he wares an eye patch to the fact he never takes his gloves figuring he was probably a veteran of the Millennium War and as result usual brush it off. In truth he’s a deserter tired of the army and its way of things wanting a quiet life to himself, but that all changes when he meets the Daughter of his former Commanding Officer while she’s being chased by Military Police. Feeling an obligation to repay a debt to his old C.O. he helps her out how ever he ends up doing the one thing he swore he’d never do again, and thats kill!

— I welcome you, students of this academy, to the entrance ceremony. The echo of his voice reverberates throughout the auditorium and you can clearly hear what he is saying. Will this be the use of “magic”? — Today we mark the beginning of your paths. Before you are the gates that lead to an amazing world. This academy has a legacy written in the blood of those warriors who forged their swords with the fire of the dragons they slayed. Many of you know the stories: stories of heroes who slayed those creatures that soar the skies and walk the earth, stories of how they defended territories so that those who inhabited those lands could see a tomorrow. But what you have not been told is that here, in this compound, you cadets will be molded, trained, study and learn all that is necessary to defeat a dragon. Perhaps a few will forge a name for themselves to start their own legacy. — True power does not come from the beasts they will tame. The power you need is the power of will: the will to keep going, no matter what adversity you face, no matter how bleak the outlook may seem. Some of you will not make it to the end. This path is not for the weak. You will face your fears, fall to your weaknesses and succumb to the darkness. But if you persevere, if you allow the fire of your will to burn in your hearts, you will leave here not as mere warriors, but as guardians and true Arcanists! — Remember, you are not here by chance. Each of you has been blessed and has managed to awaken and manifest the powers of a dragon. — So, cadets, are you ready to embark on this journey, are you ready to be forged by the fire of Ares? Only time will tell. May the flame of Ares protect and illuminate you on your journey. Welcome to the cadet academy, Tracia! With that said, the large auditorium doors open, and a gust of wind enters. Then, the lights come on, illuminating the entire auditorium. Everyone stands up, including Seraphine. Not knowing why, I confusedly stand up as well. — Kalzar! -they all shout in unison.

When a failed quest turned Kaisen's gaming session into a one-way ticket inside the very JRPG world he was playing, his fate took a thrilling and unexpected twist. It's a cold and unforgiving JRPG realm, but there's a silver lining: the girls are drop-dead gorgeous! Yet, this isn't your typical hero's journey. His quest? To cleverly outmaneuver and NTR the people around him, testing his charm and strategy skills. With his eye on the prize and a host of beautiful companions by his side, Kaisen is ready to give it his all and complete the quest. Let the adventure begin! [Main Quest: Save Alice, the Stargazer.] 'Oh, wow! I'm a saviour--' [Quick Time Event: Grab Alice's bubble butt.] 'Never mind.'

“System Activated: Mother of All Systems. All systems within your grasp. The path to limitless possibilities begins.” “System Interface Initialized.” “Welcome, User Dhruv.” “You have gained access to the Mother of All System.” “10*Cashback Business System.” In a multiverse where every reality is governed by unique systems of power, Dhruv, an unassuming wanderer, discovers his connection to the ancient and mysterious Mother of All Systems. This primordial force, woven into the fabric of existence, has shaped the laws of reality since the beginning of time. Dhruv’s journey from a seeker of knowledge to a powerful system bearer begins with a simple question: “What lies beyond the systems we know?” As chaos threatens to unravel the multiverse, Dhruv’s bond with the Mother deepens. Guided by her silent presence, he learns that true power doesn’t come from domination, but from balance. “To wield the systems is to understand their weight,” the Mother whispers through visions, urging him to confront the forces of destruction. Alongside other system bearers, Dhruv must face the Harbinger of Chaos, a malevolent force seeking to shatter the delicate harmony. "System Activated: The Endless Journey" And so, the cycle of discovery continued, echoing through the multiverse, for Dhruv had chosen the path of endless adventure, and he was never alone. ------------------------------------------------------------------ THANKS FOR YOUR TIME

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Who decides how a universe is created acts behaves or what laws govern it? Who decides that one species should be superior to another? Who decides how a world should be run, ruled or controlled? The answer is quite simple for being who have reached the highest plane of existence The creator does decides all of that and who says he hasn't done it to

Shi Qian opened her eyes and looked at the man's gorgeous face. "You're responsible." The two-faced demon smiled half-heartedly. Ever since then, Demon King Mr. Zhan found himself a new demon in the house! He became infatuated with her and pampered her beyond reason. Someone said, "All she has going for her is her looks! Mr. Zhan will leave her sooner or later!" Not long after that... It turned out that the legendary being was actually that demon! Why does the bigshot behind a military hacker look a little like her? The creator of a successful online game also looked like her, and so did the woman who beat everyone in an ancient martial arts competition... She's the bigshot! Everyone, on your knees!

Invasion of all realms. Arthur decided to enter the battlefield of all realms and become a lord. assigned the human camp and become a pioneer lord. Upgrade the city and build a territory. Arthur accidentally awakened his only talent to pray. Pray for blessings at the beginning and obtain the golden legendary item Arcane Heart. "Ding, sacrifice the golden rare object Arcane Heart and recruit the human race's fire forbidden spell archmage." A shower of meteors and fire destroyed millions of monsters. And this was just the beginning. "Ding, consume the rare artifact Holy Light Stone to recruit the Human Race Holy Light Knight." Kill abyss demons with one move of the holy light spell. "Ding, consume the strange object Shadow Cloak and recruit Shadow Huntress." Sneak into the orc tribe and assassinate the great shaman of the orc tribe. ..... When the day of decisive battle comes. Endless alien hoards attacked. The Blue Star Lord was beaten and retreated, and the alien race was about to invade the Blue Star plane. In the north. The war horn sounds. Arthur has acted! ..... if I make any grammatical errors please let me know name lord of all realms: the human race's forbidden curse archmage at the beginning 万界领主，开局人族禁咒大法师

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

Bayezid was just your average man. Average personality , average looks , average intelligence , average job and pretty much average everything. One day he was suddenly summoned to an entirely different world by some mages whose liege was suddenly in a predicament and was at the verge of losing his entire kingdom. The mages wanted him to help... The world was very huge , almost the size of the unobservable universe. No one had explored beyond the skies as the skies themselves were infinite. He was summoned to a petty continent in the world called Aurelius meaning golden. Maybe this part of the world was just a part of the entire unobservable universe which was countless times more expansive than the observable universe? or was it just another universe altogether? Maybe only time would tell all the answers , as it usually does....

I am reborn as a minor character and the mother of the main character, the deposed ruler Leriana Ashford. My husband's younger brother will stage a rebellion against him, and only my young children will manage to escape. And the unfortunate Queen Leriane faces a bleak end. According to the plot, my heroine will sacrifice her life during the rebellion to save her children. Except she won't! Dying at twenty-seven is too soon for me and I'm going to change the tragic plot of this novella. I was lucky enough to be reborn ten years before the events of the novel began. At a time when the future King Philip and his brother Razor had just fallen in love with me at the Royal Academy, and their fight for me led to a feud. To survive - I decided not to become queen and live a quiet life with my father the Duke. And in order to rid myself of these two, I had to go to extreme measures. I decided to start dating the daughter of the cursed Duke, who is feared and hated by the entire academy.

Train all you want, become the stongest of your race, i can still copy your skills and defeat you with it.

In the quaint town of Andal, where the days unfurl like the petals of a lotus at dawn, there lived a man named Subham. His desires were simple, his dreams modest, as he sought nothing more than the gentle hum of life's simple pleasures. Subham's heart was a tranquil lake, undisturbed by the ripples of ambition that stirred the world beyond the horizon. Yet, unbeknownst to him, the threads of his fate were spun from a different cloth, woven by his own hands in a tapestry grander than the skies above. For in the quiet recesses of his unassuming life lay the seeds of a destiny so vast, it stretched beyond the boundaries of his imagination. It was a path that would lead him through the labyrinth of time and chance, to a legacy that would echo through the ages. This is the story of Subham, the man who yearned for peace but was destined for greatness. A tale of the silent forces that shape our ends, whispering to us through the veils of the unknown, guiding us towards a future written in the stars, yet penned by our own hand.

I Am the scourge of the heavens and the nations! Surrender, this world

Mr Sam never knew that he would ever fall for someone that was his employee but he ended up doing so. Well, after taking his father's advice of marrying Given so that people would stop throwing shade at him saying he left his fiance ,the mother of his son to a kid, he just decided to marry him. But it was a contracted marriage meaning he was paying Given monthly for being his husband and just like he thought, people stopped talking about him. It's like the wedding was what they were looking for because they stopped talking but as for him, he began to feel a bit weird when he was around Given. He tried to stop it by sleeping around with anyone that aroused him but his eyes were already fixated on his fake husband. He didn't want to believe it even though his close friend kept on telling him that there was more to the story. In order to see if what he was feeling was real, he ended up making a move on Given which was the beginning of a new journey he never saw himself taking .