Clarke Buys A Snake

Lance Mercer's life is painfully normal. He works IT support in a basement office where printers scream, coworkers cry over Bluetooth, and lunch is a rotating tragedy of lukewarm noodles and existential dread. He's got a dog named Dario, a cursed coffee addiction, and a daily goal of making it to 5:01 PM without committing a felony. Then he buys milk. Now he's being hunted by unmarked helicopters, cultists in cow masks, and possibly the U.S. government. Reality keeps glitching when he sneezes, his dog might be telepathic, and there's a chance he's bonded with an ancient cosmic dairy god. He just wanted cereal. (Inspired by DanDaDan and Parasyte: The Maxim)

[AI Art for Most of the Main Cast will be Uploaded in P@treon and some Preview Pics in Webnovel.] (AI Art for Christine in Cover Picture.[My Creation]) ~~ 6 Times a Day (6TaD) is a story centers around a male high school student named Alan Plummer, who starts off as an awkward young man. Unbeknownst to him, his mother's best friend and neighbor lusts after him and concocts a phony medical diagnosis that requires him to have six orgasms a day, in order to seduce him. Things don't go quite as she plans and a chain of events and circumstances results in an increasing number of gorgeous women finding themselves 'helping' him with his "medical treatments." **Not my Own Novel, but found on SPACER X Website which is down nowadays.. thus i am re-editing and re-posting this novel which i have greatly enjoyed..If the Original Author wants to take down this publication, pls pm me at chufeng.a@gmail.com** Otherwise Have Fun Reading this Novel you Bit$$es. Since i am editing this you expect a good update speed.. ------------ TAGS: HAREM, INCEST, TEACHER, NURSE, SEDUCTION, NTR (The Old Novel had some but I am dedicated to REMOVE them, If you find some which I missed, please mention the CHAPTER NO), SlowBurn ------------ Edit: Small amount of netorare has been mentioned by the readers, which the team is looking into, we haven't crossed that threshold,IF THERE IS NETORARE, THEN Read at your own risk, as it mostly woman seducing her son[ Acording to the readers, and i am not pushing myself to read ahead as it time consuming and not worth it] . If you are not into this categories, THIS IS A FREE NOVEL I AM PUBLISHING DURING MY FREE TIME, NOBODY IS FUCKIN FORCING YOU TO READ THIS NOVEL, SO STOP FUCKING GIVING 1 STAR REVIEWS WHEN I HAVE CLEARLY MENTIONED THE TAGS AND STORYLINE YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS.. P.S Thanks for all the Loyal Readers who have followed this novel from the beginning........Much Love...!! **/////////////////////////////** Please consider Donating however much you can to support me to keep this novel going. Every Little Donation counts. Other Works: Detective Conan: Harem begins with Kisaki Eri One Piece: Conquest of Love and Power ----------------------------- patreon.com/SnakeEmpress paypal.me/SnakeEmpress buymeacoffee.com/snakeempress [Consider becoming a P@treon and enjoy a minimum of 100+ chapters ahead.] **/////////////////////////////**

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When the moon embraces the sun, the child awakens to bear witness and its fangs devour the tail, the age of the Serpent is near. Watch. Question. Bear the weight. Suffer. Arise Eternal Serpent! *** Borous, an aspiring eldritch horror is reborn on a planet filled with magic and adventures. But strangely all of his memories have vanished, leaving him purposeless and confused. After being adopted by the friendly neighbourhood witch Elaine, Borous quickly discovers both his talent and love for magic. Accompanied by his best friend Arthur, the son of the baron governing the territory around his home village, he leaves the village he had learned to call home. Together, they go on an adventure to learn how to channel magic, explore the vast reaches of their world and uncover its secrets, making friends along the way and even discover bits and pieces of Borous' secrets as he slowly begins to remember his past. Join him and his friends on their journey, on which his natural curiosity is bound to cause trouble, often getting them into all sorts of sticky situations. After all, what is better than a whimsical fool? A powerful whimsical fool! *** Witness him. Worship him. Remember him. The Serpent is near.

[Ding!] [Mission: Buy a Beast slave girl.] [Reward: New Skill] --- [Ding!] [Mission Completed!] [Reward : Shield (Lv1)] [Shield: Creates a barrier that can resist any form of attack. Its durability is equal to 100% of the host's max HP.] === Host: Lucian Whiteley HP: 100 Skills: Healing (Lv1), Shield (Lv1) Equipment: None === [Ding!] [Mission: Reach 100 points of favorability with Anna.] [Reward: HP +10,000] Lucian started with the Strongest Support System in the world of Altia, where he continued to buy beautiful girls from different races on his path to...

One jog, one rogue banana peel, and Alex finds his life abruptly… over. But instead of pearly gates, he wakes in a blinding white place to learn he's Soul Unit 742,981 and has been flagged for reassignment. His destination? A vibrant world of cultivation, magic, and very enthusiastic dragons. His new job? A Systems Trader, a cosmic peddler of unique abilities. Now, with a growing catalogue of systems and a burgeoning understanding of his new, bizarre role, Alex realizes his true potential. By giving others systems, he can create a network of powerful individuals. He'll embark on a journey to forge his own sect of system users, not by training them, but by bestowing upon them the very tools they need to become mighty!

‘In the face of death, I have learned not to fear, but to embrace the power it grants me’ — Ethan Ethan, a weary office worker from the modern world, transmigrates into the body of Kai, a failed disciple in a ruthless cultivation world. His second chance is short-lived when the assassin comes after him right after his transmigration. In his final moments, Ethan awakens the Godly Revival System, which gives him the power to revive once every week and even lets him buy his Killer’s Cultivation, Talent, Mastery of Cultivation Techniques, and many more. With this newfound strength, Ethan vows to grow stronger, protect his new family, and make up for the regrets of his past life. But can Ethan truly protect his new parents and rewrite his fate in this dangerous world? Follow him on his journey to find out.

Synopsis: Noa Aizawa as a frustrated junior crew member at a TV station, she spends her days with a sketchbook where she pours out all her longing to draw her dream guy, Ren Kurosawa Until one day, A ray of light from her sketchbook emerges from a scribbled pencil line and suddenly a man crawls out of the page. This man calls himself Reno, wears a half-buttoned shirt, speaks like an anime reject and insists that he is here to "help her find true love." What happens next is a messy romance

Shivam was a kind guy but died by Truck Kun, and later reincarnated as a Snake [HeBi] ~~~~~~~~•• "F.u.c.k I died on my life's special day when I was finally about to lose my virginity, I died as a virgin loser, I work very hard for that day and Finally, my landlady permitted me to have s.e.x with her. I wasted my four precious Years of life courting her and when the fated day of my life finally arrives. but what the hell happened to me, yes I remember" Suddenly few more hazy memories are started appearing in his mind as he thought about his previous life. "You damn truck Kun, I died in the accident while crossing the road in Delhi, I am fucked up by damn truck Kun" Shivam started to curse as he thought about his previous life on earth. He was a nerd who was living a carefree life in India, he dropped from university and doing a part-time job in a hotel as a waiter, he has no girlfriend because he was not popular among girls, but fortunately, he fell in love with his landlord's second wife and started courting her, she pitied him and finally four years later permit him to have s.e.x with her, but alas destiny was very cruel towards him, Truck Kun f.u.c.k.e.d him before he f.u.c.k her. ~~~~~ Ding [You killed tier 1 Fish you gained a beast stone, 100 Tier 1 beast stones needed for advancing next level] "What, who are you, am I become retarded, suddenly I can hear things out of nowhere in my mind," Shivam said in a low voice [I AM RAPHAEL, AND I AM GOING TO ASSIST YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY] "Raphael, what The hell are you," Shivam asked Raphael in a serious voice. [I am system and I am imprinted in your will to guide you on your journey and I will help you to become evolve ] hearing Raphael's words, Shivam was surprised, He laugh and shouted in his mind. "Oh, god you didn't abandon me. I heard many isekai stories when I was on earth, but it becomes a reality" "Hey Raphael, can I become strong with the help of yours, and what do you mean by evolution," He asked to her [Yes you can become awakened as you reached the Tier 5 beast, and you can get the human form] As your will she replied. "Raphael what do you mean by the awakened, "Shivam asked curiously. ~~~~~~ The mc is smart and loves the beautiful women. He is op and merciless at the same time. he is not some kind of mindless killing machine who kills people for no reason. Read few chapters you will like the novel. And Become part of this exciting roller coaster ride with Shivam, who is going to become a Legend. Note: English is not my native language, if you find grammar errors in my novel, please don't mind, I will correct my Grammarly mistaken words or you can point out those mistakes. *********** The first few chapters are rushed and maybe you will find grammar errors, at least read 40 chapters and then decide whether you want to continue or not...

“P-Please... give me a chance. I-I like you, Mr. Kang.” In a world where humans and anthropomorphs coexist, discrimination isn’t just common—it’s an everyday reality. Yueul, a weasel anthropomorph, is drowning in debt after being deceived by his ex-boyfriend into committing illegal acts. Prejudice against anthropomorphs makes stability impossible, as he’s fired from one job after another. Then, an unexpected opportunity arises: if Yueul can work alongside Wooheon, a black mamba anthropomorph, and “fix” his abrasive personality, Wooheon’s older brother promises to pay off all of Yueul’s debts. “Thank you for the offer. I’m not sure if I can meet your standards, but I’ll do my best.” Terrified of black mambas but even more terrified of his crushing debt, Yueul reluctantly accepts. Yet on his very first day, he’s already teetering on the edge of being fired. Desperate to keep the job, Yueul blurts out a reckless lie—that he likes Wooheon and wants to stay by his side. But Wooheon, fully aware of Yueul’s lie, retracts the dismissal with a twist: he suggests they live together, determined to push Yueul into quitting on his own. As if that weren’t bad enough, Yueul soon discovers Wooheon’s unusual way of managing stress: sex. And the room assigned to Yueul? It happens to be Wooheon’s designated “sex-only” space. “S-So if I use that room, does that mean you can’t have sex...?” “Why? Do you want to take their place?” “...If you’re okay with being with a guy... then I’m fine with it.” With Wooheon’s perfectionism driving him to collapse under extreme stress, Yueul wants to help—but definitely not like this! Still, the fear of exposing his lie about liking Wooheon keeps Yueul tangled in his own deception, desperately trying to maintain the facade. Knowing Yueul’s confession is a lie, Wooheon relentlessly pushes him further, testing how long he can endure. What started as a desperate lie to escape his debts has thrown Yueul into a chaotic power struggle. Can he survive life under the same roof with Wooheon and somehow tame his impossible personality? #BL #Fantasy #Modern #Anthropomorph Text copyright ⓒ 2024 by Spicychili All right reserved. The Korean edition was originally written by 매운칠리, Korea Translated and Published by We’ve Lab.

I died, but instead of going to heaven, my second life began forcibly inside a novel. And of all things, to become the fake saint and villain ‘Ordell Kiris’! As if that’s not enough, I have to feed and support the terribly impoverished Grand Temple… 【To achieve 100% divine power, you need 10 billion.】 To prevent the end of the world, I have to restore the Sun God with money? What the heck, give me back my heaven. * * * I worked hard to make money by thoroughly exploiting my surroundings. But did I play the role of a saint too well? “If I had to choose between the Grand Temple and the Lady Saint, I would protect the Lady Saint.” The captain of the Holy Order, unaware that I’m a fake, declares that he will protect me. “After all, there’s no better vault than mine, right?” The original villain of the novel I happened to save insists on being my wallet… “Even if the Lady Saint is a fake, I have no intention whatsoever of letting her go.” Even the high priest who knows I’m a fake saint is holding onto me. Moreover, there is something quite suspicious about this world, to be considered merely a novel… Can’t I just go back to heaven?

Hollywood, the land of dreams, the birthplace of modern cinema, the-. ah, who am I kidding, it's just a big old game of snakes and ladders. You either go up or down, depending on whether you got a ladder, or a snake in your corner. But what happens if you just, flip the board over? Let's see what happens when Richmond 'Ricky' Stirling attempts to do precisely that. Why wouldn't he, when life's just a game for him. Don't forget to add this to your collections for regular updates, and leave a 5 star review will you? It'll be much appreciated. Do share your honest feedback though. As an author, I strive to improve myself and I can't do that without my dear readers' varied opinions. P.S, I have uploaded this fic in the fanfiction section as well for higher viewership. P.P.S, don't forget to join my discord server: https://disc ord.gg/uh2fS Guatb P.P.P.S, here is my p.a.t.r.e.o.n account for additional chapters: https://www.patr eon.com/user?u=42 576719 (remove the spaces after copy pasting the link) or just search 'Archonstine' on patreon... whichever works

In a world where kingdoms rise and fall on loyalty and power, A princess always stands carried tje weight of her kingdom with pride-fierce, determined and selfless, and unshakably devoted by her people. When her homeland faces the rising thread of a powerful Koch Dynasty, she sets out to seek help from an unlikely ally-Prince arnold, a newly crowned ruler of a powerful neighboring kingdom. Though Arnold offers her his aid without conditions- a letter left behind by his late father suggest a union between them: a proposal of marriage between their children. Caught in a strom of politics, war and growing emotions, Ariana must navigate her kingdom or will it cost her heart? With was looming and loyalties tested, she faces the greatest decision of her life. A princess, a deal and a promise is a tale of love legacy and the powerful bonds between hearts and nations. Though romance, battle, and unbreakable friendship and understandings, this story provesthat sometimes, the greatest strength lies in promise made-and kept.

> She shot him to save herself. He lived to ruin her. Now the man Annika once loved is hunting her across a trail of blood and saltwater. Revenge is simple. Love was always the complicated part.

tells the tale of Khalid, a young man born with one arm and one leg in a small desert village. Despite his physical limitations, Khalid strives to support his mother and help his fellow villagers. When their peaceful existence is shattered by a group of traders and their ruthless guards, Khalid finds himself in the midst of chaos and violence. Forced to leave his home, Khalid embarks on a journey where he must confront his limitations and face challenges head-on.

Description: Love. Lies. And a shadow that watches her every move. When Ahaan Shaikh, an elite undercover spy, is wounded on a secret mission, he lands in the hospital of Dr. Mahi Shaikh — the woman he once loved and abandoned, using a false identity. She doesn't know who he truly is. He doesn't know that she's the next target. And neither of them know... that someone else is watching. Someone who loves Mahi with a dark obsession. Someone who believes she belongs to him, not Ahaan. Someone who will do anything to claim her. As Ahaan fights to protect Mahi from a faceless enemy, he's given an impossible order: Kill the woman he loves… or be killed. He refuses. So they send someone else. Mishri — a deadly operative with her own secret: She’s been in love with Ahaan for years… and she’ll destroy Mahi to have him. Caught between a lover who lies to protect her, a woman who wants her dead, and a man in the shadows who’s falling deeper into madness — Mahi must survive a game she never agreed to play. "A Spy and a Scalpel" is a romantic thriller packed with obsession, betrayal, and secrets sharp enough to cut. He fell first. She fell harder. But someone else… is willing to bleed for her.

[ Book is on hold, the author lost the draft and planning because of a car accident ] Young and talented witch Xiao wants to kill herself to escape a future arranged marriage, so she offers herself as a sacrifice to a demon. The charming demon gives her a counter offer: release him from his prison, and he'll make all her dreams come true. Any sane person would not make a deal with a demon, but Xiao is not sane, and the Demon Trix is in this for the long run. As the years went by, Xiao grew to be the strongest magic user in the kingdom, and she started to see the demon as more than just a mentor. Meanwhile, time traveller Prince Alexander is trying to save the love of his life from death and his best friend Xiao from falling into the hands of a demon. Said love of his love is also stuck in a time loop.

Seven years ago, she coolly threw down 100 yuan and ran off with her son. Seven years later, she brings back her genius son who is a lady killer. To her surprise, she was betrayed by her precious son and made to work in MBS International. Her boss is the Mr. 100 Yuan from seven years ago! "…Evil lass, how dare you humiliate me seven years ago. I will definitely make you pay for it this time!" "I will buy your life for a hundred million!" What a bad deal for me? Buy one get one free? When an extremely scheming man meets an extremely scheming woman with a son as scheming as them, a battle of wits and masquerading takes place. Let's see who reigns supreme!

In a distant future where a cataclysmic event has erased every nation but one, the last surviving country rises from the ashes and forms the Council. At least, that’s what its citizens are told. In reality, it’s a regime that hides its tyranny behind promises of peace and freedom. The outside world is gone—and the Council has buried the reason why. Eighteen-year-old Michael "Mikey" Grant, the privileged son of a high-ranking Council official, has lived his life believing in the system. But when a series of events exposes the truth behind the Council’s lies, Mikey is forced to confront a reality built on control, betrayal, and silence. Driven by guilt and a need for justice, Mikey joins a growing resistance to take down the Council. But the fight is harder than he imagined. As the cost of rebellion rises, he must decide how far he's willing to go—and what he's willing to sacrifice.

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Louise escaped from one prison to another. Married off as a political pawn to a duke twenty years her senior, she’s now trapped in a loveless marriage and resigns herself to such. Until… Enter Cassian, a prisoner of war forced to compete in the gladiatorial arena in Louise’s kingdom. Louise and Cassian form a forbidden bond, but her marriage stands in the way of true love. But then, Louise’s husband pulls Cassian out of the arena and into his employ as her personal knight. Does the Duke know Louise’s secret affair? Secrets soon turn darker, and lying, treason and murder cannot be far behind.

# WIFESPOILING # SNAKEHUSBAND [On my wedding night, my husband is a snake!] Ning Qing got lost when she was young, and a black python saved her and said, “I saved you. You will have to be my wife in the future.” The young Ning Qing didn’t know what a “wife” was, only that she needed to give birth to snake babies. Later, Ning Qing was saved and grew up successfully, entered higher education and was about to get an internship. The black python had taken a human form and created its own business empire. When the two met after many years, the man recognized Ning Qing and was very satisfied with the wife that had been sent to him. However, he still acted business-like and said, “Be my assistant. Not only will you handle documents and travel with me, but you’ll also take care of my pet!” She didn’t recognize him, so Ning Qing nodded. “Good!” After officially starting work, the man secretly observed his wife and saw on her phone a random picture of a black python. He asked unhappily, “What are you doing?” “A big snake saved me when I was younger. He said I had to be his wife and give birth to snake babies.” A certain man silently exhaled at that. “But… the biology I learned back in junior high school said there’s a difference between human reproductive systems and animals, so I can’t give birth to snake babies. To fulfill the promise, I found a female snake as a new wife for him. The man’s face darkened. “How would you know it likes female snakes?” Ning Qing was stunned. “Then… I’ll look for a…male one?” The man: “...”

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[ Read my new novel : The Goddess Made A Mistake Again ] What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience? What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted? And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY? This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings. Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world? Will he be used by everyone else around him.... Or... ...will he buy them ALL? _________________________________ The guy in the poster is the future appearance of the Main Character. This is my first novel so expect some bumpy chapters in first few.

Ye Chen was just an ordinary guy, grinding through a boring life, dreaming of a second chance. What if he could go back, armed with future knowledge, and make a fortune? His mundane existence takes a wild turn when a mysterious "Wealth System" activates, granting him 1 yuan every second! But that's just the start. "Ding, the wealth system is officially activated, host, Ye Chen." "Ding, the host's current wealth level LV1, profit per second, 1 yuan." "Damn it!" "Do nothing, you earn one yuan in a second, and you will get 86,400 yuan a day, and you will be well developed..." "Ding, congratulations to the host for opening the big gift package and obtaining the Time Travel Card (Bronze) X1." "Damn it, I was thinking about going back to the past to buy Bitcoin, so I used a time travel card and buy Bitcoin!" "Ding, the host's wealth level has been upgraded to LV2, with a profit of 2 yuan per second." "Ding, the host's wealth level is advanced to LV50, with a profit of 5,000 yuan per second." "Ding, the host's wealth level is advanced to LV100, with a profit of 100,000 yuan per second." With money flowing in and a ticket to the past, Ye Chen has one electrifying goal: buy Bitcoin when it was practically worthless and ride the wave to unimaginable wealth. From a nobody to a potential billionaire, follow Ye Chen as he navigates the past, manipulates the market, and builds an empire, all while his system levels up, making him richer by the second. But will rewriting his destiny be as simple as buying crypto, or will the past have its own surprises in store?