Sakura Haruno Funny

Sakura has lived a life of war time, Her mother is the Surpreme Diety and she is a princess. She was born from the goddess race the race of angels with holy powers, The person she loves named Akuma Is of a different race, he is apart of the Demon race and his father is the Demon King. Because of there backgrounds they are not allowed to be together. Shortly after a war starts called the Holly war, This is Saura's past life, She was killed along with Akuma and was reincarnated and given another chance. This Novel is contained of two stories fitting together to be one, Her past life, And the ending to her previous life. Sakura in her previous life, (Sorry means current.) stops the holy war and ends up with the one she loves. She had to make a very difficult desion. She has to kill her own mother. There is no place for A God on Earth. She she needs to be sent back to Purgatory. Akuma and Sakura take the thrones where they can be happy, Can Sakura finally let go of her past life where she and Akuma were killed because they failed to defeat the two Gods?

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

《It's Not Funny》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+// She Hates Me, But She's Mine in EVERY Way] “No… I won't.” “Oh, petal, I wasn't asking. You WILL marry me.” **** Dr. Kiyomi, a neurosurgeon rogue lycan, lives in & never leaves the human hospital— the safest place for her. That’s until a high-profile mafia surgery goes wrong and she’s blamed for it despite being on leave. Suddenly the limelight is on her, forcing her rare last name back into the memories of people who have long wanted her dead — the Bogdan Lycans. As if that isn't enough, the Ivanov Russian mob is after her with vengeance in their hearts. Scared, Kiyomi leaves the hospital pretending to be a night-shift male nurse — which works, only for her to be kidnapped at the hospital’s entrance, by the cruel lycan queen’s guards who drag her to the queen Sakura’s human home. — — — Sakura Watanabe; the soulless crazy queen known to screw up everyone for fun. She ruins everything she touches and sucks the life out of everyone around her. She is bad, cruel, and a menace who does whatever she wants, however, and whenever she wants it. When she hears of Dr. Kiyomi’s misfortunes, she is curious to see what will make that lycan break, and orders that Kiyomi be brought to her, so she can sign the infamous Sakura contract that always leaves the signee dead, dead and dead. What Sakura doesn't factor in is the fact that the woman who walks through her door is her soulmate. And even worse is the desire she gets to protect Kiyomi. Not one to relent in the hands of fate, Sakura forces Kiyomi to sign the oppressive contract. What happens when Sakura's heart starts beating for Kiyomi, and she goes after everyone who hurt her soulmate? Will she cancel the contract and embrace love, or will she stay the stoic soulless queen with nothing to live for? And even better, how long can Sakura fight fate?

On Tokyo, Japan there’s a cold and serious professional assassin named Kage Ryunosuke. Everyday, he filled his life full of killings and bow towards the “Kage No Shakai” organization, which is an organization filled with many deadly assassins who works in the shadows of the society of Japan. Ryunosuke always been taught that to be an assassin, you have to kill your feelings. He feels that his life has no joy. Then one day, he watches a very famous idol of Japan called Sakura Aihara on TV. As he watches her performance on TV, he falls in love with her and that love becomes an obsession for him and slowly changes his life. He becomes her #1 fan. Since then, he feels that he become much more alive for the first time in his life. But suddenly, the head of the organization called him and assigned him to assassinate Sakura Aihara. He surprised and has no choice, but to accept the assignment. He starts to hesitate. Should he kill his beloved idol that changes his life or otherwise????? And why Sakura Aihara becomes the organization’s target??????????

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Sinopsis: Sakura Haruno, una joven moderna y llena de energía, siempre ha soñado con explorar el mundo más allá de su ciudad natal. Con su espíritu indomable y un profundo deseo de aventura, decide embarcarse en un viaje al Caribe junto a sus mejores amigas, Ino Yamanaka y Hinata Hyuga. Lo que comienza como unas vacaciones de ensueño, repletas de risas y nuevas experiencias, pronto se convierte en una pesadilla. Durante el vuelo, un inesperado accidente aéreo lanza a las chicas al caos total. En medio del pánico y los gritos, un misterioso portal se abre en el cielo, y antes de que puedan comprender lo que está sucediendo, el portal las absorbe, transportándolas a una isla inhóspita, repleta de peligros desconocidos. Al despertar en esta nueva y salvaje tierra, Sakura, Ino y Hinata se encuentran rodeadas de una vegetación exuberante, pero también amenazadas por criaturas prehistóricas que parecen haber salido de un sueño aterrador. Desde el primer momento, se ven obligadas a enfrentar a los temibles dinosaurios rex que merodean por la isla, convirtiéndose en su principal enemigo. La necesidad de sobrevivir se convierte en su prioridad, y las chicas deben unir fuerzas y utilizar su ingenio para superar las adversidades que les presenta esta nueva vida. La isla resulta ser un lugar lleno de desafíos inusuales. Las tres amigas pronto descubren que no solo deben lidiar con las bestias feroces, sino también con la falta de recursos y la necesidad de construir un refugio adecuado para protegerse de las amenazas externas. Deciden crear un campamento improvisado donde pueden dormir y resguardarse, mientras luchan por encontrar alimento y agua potable. A medida que los días se convierten en semanas, su situación se vuelve más peligrosa, pero también más apremiante. Cada día trae nuevas dificultades que deben enfrentar. Con el paso del tiempo, las chicas desarrollan habilidades de supervivencia esenciales. Aprenden a cazar, recolectar alimentos y encontrar agua potable. A través de estas experiencias, se enfrentan a situaciones que ponen a prueba no solo su fuerza física, sino también su vínculo emocional. La presión de la supervivencia fortalece su amistad, y juntas se convierten en un equipo imbatible, apoyándose mutuamente en los momentos de duda y miedo. Durante sus exploraciones por la isla, las amigas descubren cristales mágicos que poseen propiedades únicas, cada uno relacionado con un elemento específico como el fuego, el agua, la tierra y el aire. Estos cristales no solo son hermosos, sino que también les otorgan habilidades especiales que pueden utilizar para su beneficio. Al aprender a utilizarlos, Sakura y sus amigas comienzan a manipular el entorno a su favor, creando defensas mágicas y herramientas que les ayudarán en su lucha diaria por la supervivencia. Sin embargo, el uso de los cristales también conlleva riesgos, ya que la isla tiene su propia magia oscura que puede volverse en su contra si no se tiene cuidado. Además de los cristales, las amigas se topan con runas antiguas que les enseñan a invocar habilidades especiales. A través de rituales y prácticas, descubren cómo estas runas pueden ayudarles a comunicarse con las fuerzas de la naturaleza y a conjurar poderes que las protejan de las bestias que las acechan. Este proceso de aprendizaje no es fácil; cada vez que utilizan las runas, deben afrontar desafíos que ponen a prueba su coraje y determinación. Aprenden a trabajar juntas para combinar sus poderes, creando habilidades conjuntas que las hacen más fuertes. A medida que enfrentan peligros cada vez mayores, las chicas experimentan momentos de tensión, pero también de cercanía emocional. En medio de la adversidad, surgen vínculos más profundos, y exploran su conexión de una manera más intensa, fortaleciendo su relación en un entorno realmente ostil

Da inicio al "falso" romance entre nuestros protagonistas Hiroki y Sakura

Mekarnya Sakura mungkin adalah pertanda kebahagiaan bagi kita berdua. Entah ini mungkin hanya berlaku bagi kita berdua atau memang orang-orang Jepang menganggapnya seperti itu. Bunga ini jugalah yang jadi pertanda kesedihan bagi kita, tapi lagi-lagi Sakura menjadi ujung penantian kebahagiaan kita. Dan disinilah kita, memulai, berjuang dan mengakhiri hubungan dengan sebuah ikatan suci pernikahan.

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Psycho, an ordinary guy who is not great at socializing with people. Or it seemed so! Actually, he is the most wanted assassin in the history, who is caught by no one. An organisation called, 'Anti-psycho organisation' is on the pursuit of this guy. But they don't have any leads on him. Meanwhile, Psycho is waiting for someone who can save from his problems in life. His problems? He is alone. He was told to kill himself. But he couldn't. Because some supernatural powers stopped him from doing it. It was a sign of the arrival of some saviours. Then one day, he met those saviours. He was confused after seeing them. They were the most precious people he of his life, whom he abandoned 7 years ago.

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Sakura felt like she was dying of shame.. Behind the TV he could see the exit door in the distance. What would happen if just that night Sasuke returned? She could almost see it, walking in to find a totally disgusting sight. His best friend's son and his wife, fucking like animals on the dining room table. She scared, but couldn't almost contain how good she felt. "Look at me, Sasuke-kun," she would say, lost in sensation, "this child does what you can't. Look at me, you damn bastard! Because of you, he has control of my desires." /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ |Boruto X Sakura | BoruSara | Light NaruSaku| NOTICE: Sakura is 37 and Boruto is 17. Strong adult content. If you do not agree with the age difference, or with the possible language, do not enter. WARNING: If you don't want to hate characters like Sakura Haruno, Boruto Uzumaki or Sasuke Uchiha, don't read. /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ people I hope you like, I also want to apologize for the possible spelling errors that English is not my first language

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.

The eldest daughter of the Garcia family, Olivia Garcia, was famous in New York City, but she had a bad reputation that everyone looked down upon. She lost her mother at a young age and became a tool in her stepmother's hand. After successfully getting married into the wealthy family after ruining Brian Ford's reputation, she sucked blood like a vampire to feed the Garcia family. After a car accident, she lost her daughter and saw through all the lies and deception. Having been reborn, she took every step to enter the Ford family again. She was not there to pursue a relationship, all she wanted was revenge. But how could the famous Tyrant King of New York City let her get away so easily? "After getting married into the Ford family, can you still run away?" From then on, Olivia became Brian's most beloved, living a pampered life.

21-year old man 'Souta Haruki' was very child-ish even though he is adult and he hidden the fact that he is childish for getting along with people Everything changes when he becomes a sensei in youkai High school and meets 'Ayane Sakura' and He knows that they are next door neighbours.She falls for the sensei's beauty and their relationship grows through hardship and excitement!

I hope you guys read my newest story titled My Forgotten Childhood friend. I'll be also writing more funny stories like this one

It's a funny and comedy story about 6 girls who want to be a kpop group called DREAMYPINKY GIRLS. They get to meet blackpink, bts, exo, Got7, momoland, twice THANK YOU.

Reincarnation is a very funny topic for many people but not when you got reincarnated. Noah is not sure if he died in the car accident or not, whether its transmigration or reincarnation, he is now stuck as the cute counts son in the angel princes facade. 'This is going to be a hard one...'

Sakura "Cherry" Nishida, the picture-perfect cool aunt, harbors a secret past hidden within the dusty pages of her college diary. Discovered by her niece and nephew, the twins Wyatt and Wren, the diary reveals a string of rejections - each accompanied by a flower symbolizing Sakura's unspoken feelings. Determined to see their beloved aunt find happiness, the twins embark on a daring adventure. A twist of fate catapults them back to Sakura's college days, landing them smack dab in the middle of her confusing second year. Armed with the diary's flowery clues, they set out on a mission to identify Sakura's one true love. But here's the catch - Sakura, has unknowingly been involved with the hearts of several boys, each with a connection hinted at by a different flower. As Wyatt and Wren navigate the vibrant college scene, deciphering the language of blooms and navigating the complexities of young love, they face a hilarious and heartwarming challenge. Will they be able to unlock the secret of Sakura's heart before their time travel adventure runs out? Or will their meddling inadvertently rewrite history, leaving their cool aunt forever single? This is the official English version of the book.