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"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

Jiho’s life is as ordinary as it gets—boring classes, nagging friends, and zero excitement. That is, until a mysterious app called Fate Rewrite appears on his phone one night. The app promises to change his destiny, but Jiho thinks it’s a prank—until it singles out Mirae, the quiet, enigmatic girl in his class, as his first “thread.” Mirae has always been a mystery to everyone, keeping to herself and clutching her ever-present notebook. But when Jiho accidentally gets a glimpse of its contents—or lack thereof—he realizes there’s more to her than meets the eye. As the app nudges him closer to Mirae, Jiho finds himself entangled in a web of secrets he’s not sure he’s ready to uncover. Each step closer to Mirae unlocks a new layer of her guarded life, but it also comes with strange occurrences—cryptic messages, unsettling visions, and whispers of something much bigger at play. Jiho’s once-simple world is flipped upside down as he’s forced to decide: how far is he willing to go to rewrite fate, and is Mirae truly the key to his future—or a threat to it? With a mix of romantic tension, sharp humor, and a dash of thriller, Fate Rewrite explores how one small decision can unravel the threads of destiny and weave something entirely unexpected.

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

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Wandering the rivers and lakes, stopping every now and then Unfolding the memories of youth's drift Having walked through this world today, with countless lingering attachments The wind has started to blow from the past

Ke Mingye accidentally gained the ability to read identities and soon discovered that his family members were an extremely complex mix. Seemingly ordinary family members each had their own secret identities: —— "Superheroes," "magical girls," "ninjas," "aliens," "vampires," "employee of Anomaly Control Bureau ," "dragonkin," "diviners"... Day and night, each family member tried their best to keep their secret identity hidden, so they made their days extraordinarily mysterious, behaving as normal as possible in front of anyone. But the identities they desperately concealed were nothing more than a string of data on the player panel to Ke Mingye. Just when Ke Mingye was lamenting that there wasn't a single normal person in his family, he received a main quest from the game system... —— "Eradicate the Superhumans." "Eradicate... the superhumans?" Sitting at the dining table, Ke Mingye was stunned for a long time, with his chopsticks in his mouth, as he turned his head to survey the room full of superhumans and thought to himself that this was pretty a "happy" surprise！XD

In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

From that day on, secret realms descended upon the world. Bizarre creatures cried out for nourishment, and strange rules lay in wait for the fortunate. These individuals were lured by supernatural abilities and treasures, entering the game for wealth and power. Yet soon, they would go mad with the roles they played, consumed by the savagery. But he was different, always relishing the thrill of fear, savoring the joy of despair. In the razor-sharp twists of fate, "Fantastic, thrilling!" he exclaimed. Then he turned around, smiling and even more expectant— Striding towards hell. [Modern mysteries, rule replicas, heartwarming healing, Sbarazzi.]

Alex, the Unseen Blade, wasn't supposed to steal the spotlight. In the grand tapestry of fate, he was merely a supporting color, a whisper in the shadows against the hero's blazing sun. Gifted with powers that defied logic and shrouded in an aura of enigma, Alex could bend time, dance with death, and erase himself from existence. Yet, he yearned for a life on the sidelines, a quiet escape from the chaos destined for the "chosen ones." But fate, it seemed, had a cruel sense of humor. When an ancient prophecy awakens a slumbering evil, the hero falls short, his light sputtering in the face of darkness. Thrust into the unwilling limelight, Alex must choose: embrace his extraordinary abilities and forge his own path, or watch the world crumble under the weight of a prophecy he never asked for. https://discord.gg/KGDCdNnW

In a world torn apart by magic, war, and ancient history, the lives of three unlikely heroes intertwine in ways they never imagined. Celia, a girl haunted by her resemblance to the Queen of Curses, longs for a place to belong. Despite the hatred she faces, her unyielding compassion drives her to protect the innocent, even at great personal risk. Kaiser, heir to the Asura Kingdom’s throne, has turned his back on his royal lineage. Cunning and emotionally guarded, he hides a heart scarred by betrayal and loss. As the shadow of a cruel cult looms larger, Kaiser's thirst for revenge threatens to consume him. Lucas Reinhardt, the God's chosen sorcerer with a haunted past, is a beacon of humor and courage to his friends. But beneath his carefree demeanor lies a soul deeply wounded by loss, making him fight harder to shield those he holds dear. As their paths converge, the trio must navigate a world of broken kingdoms, unspoken truths, and a rising darkness. With demons lurking in the shadows and a cult bent on destruction, their choices will shape not only their fates but the future of their world. The Last Step is a tale of resilience, revenge, and the fragile bonds of friendship forged in the face of despair. In a land where magic can both destroy and heal, can these three stand against the tide—or will their pasts drag them into the abyss?

Octavius, deceived by his friends, embarks on a perilous quest to prove his father's innocence. Tragedy strikes, and he misses the chance to discover his true essence, rendering him powerless. Spiritual entities offer him reincarnation, but Octavius refuses, saying, "What use is a new life if I keep running from my problems?" The entities are taken aback by his unwavering determination, having never encountered a spirit who refuses to escape their troubled past. They warn him about the great evil that lurks within his body, but Octavius still refuses to change his mind. He believed In the saying - that to defeat a monster, you have to be twice as monstrous. Embracing his fate as The Phantom's Gambit, they traverse a shadowy path of vengeance, eager to tame the other. Their identities blur, secrets unravel, and the line between savior and monster fades. This is a tale of darkness and redemption, where justice is a blade, and revenge is the only way forward.

In a universe where dimensions collide and ancient forces shape reality, Yumi, a clumsy young magician, discovers within herself a power capable of rewriting existence. Without knowing why, she becomes the target of a shadowy organization seeking to release a forbidden spell, sealed for millennia, to throw the cosmos into irreversible chaos. Alongside her friends and Akira, an enigmatic shadow wizard from another dimension, Yumi is drawn into an epic journey filled with battles against colossal monsters, ancient dragons and enemies more dangerous than she could imagine. Between moments of clumsy humor and surprising revelations, Yumi will need to master her powers and face truths about herself and the universe. As the fate of every dimension hangs in the balance, Yumi and her allies discover that the greatest strength lies not just in magic, but in the courage to defy the impossible. The world will never be the same.

"Zero Hour Unit" follows a team of elite agents tasked with uncovering a deadly conspiracy after retrieving a USB containing a hit list and an encrypted message. As they decode its secrets, they face relentless enemies, dangerous missions, and a shocking revelation—a double agent within their ranks. The story delves into themes of trust, betrayal, and sacrifice as the team grapples with internal tensions while working together to uncover the larger conspiracy threatening global security. Packed with action, suspense, and moments of humor, this tale explores the fragile dynamics of a team under pressure, testing their loyalty and resilience at every turn.

"David Raphael's life slipped beneath the waves of a glacial sea, his unfulfilled longing for GTA 6 forever etched in the digital realm. As his soul was torn from its mortal shell, a vortex of otherworldly energies swept him away to a medieval world, where foreboding forests shrouded in mist stretched towards the horizon, and rugged, granite mountains pierced the sky like shards of splintered stone. "In this unforgiving realm, David's journey began, a treacherous path woven from darkness and flickering moonlight. His quest: to claim the legendary Blessed Visor, an ancient relic rumored to grant its wearer mastery over the very fabric of existence. Yet, as David's ambition burned brighter, the weight of his desire settled upon him, a haunting reminder that 'heavy is the head that wears the crown.'"

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

Content: [Matured] “Brother Abubakar.” Soliat’s hardened nipple brought a moan to her lips. “You’re too conscious, it’s driving me insane.” He brushed a thumb to her lips. “Let me ask you a question, what I did at the party, did you like it?” Her heart hitched and she did not know her nipple would harden more than it already had, except it did. “Answer me.” Slowly he trailed a hand from her face down to her neck, then her cleavage to in between her breasts, pushing the towel downward. “I—we—it was in a public place, I—I don’t know.” He eyes left his finger and the assault it was committing to look at her face. “Would you know if I did it again?” He did not wait for her to reply and dragged off her towel, kissing her to the bed. “Brother Abubakar,” she moaned. “It’s Abubakar now.” He broke the kiss to say. He peppered light kisses on her cheek and trailed it to the sweet spot on her neck. “I will touch you, Solia, but I won’t go all the way, is that okay with you?” He covered her breasts with his hand and her reply came in soft moans. “Ahh!” She whimpered when his finger pinched her nipple and a pleasure pain swept through her. “There’s a thin line between pain and pleasure, darling, and if you let me, I’ll show you.” Then he replaced his torturing hand with his mouth. “Abubakar.” She arched her chest so that his warm mouth would completely cover her aching bud. “That’s more like it, moan for me some more.” He gave her hardened bud a torturously slow lick while his hand manifested on the other peach. His hand travelled down her body, twirling on her skin and caressing her waist. “Do you like this, Solia?” “Yes, Brother—“ He bit her nipple. “Shall we try that again, do you like this, Solia?” “Yes, Abubakar.” Super hot, right? why not check out the book! It started with an idea and ended in the loving arms of a Muslim widow. Edegbe’s journey up north took a twisted turn and landed him in a dire situation where he had to choose between his friendship and love. In a frigid northern state, Edegbe finds that death is rife and normalcy is a luxury, but he is adamant and fights against all odds to achieve success. What he achieved instead is a dazzling relationship with a Muslim widow whose twin brother is madly in love with a woman whose interest, for a short while, laid with his friend. Edegbe let the drastic turn of event lead him, until he had to choose between his friend and the woman of his heart. Will Edegbe abandon his love, the woman who made the terrible things about the north bearable, or will he forfeit his friendship of many years? Please support with your gifts and votes.

Synopsis: (Read author's note before you proceed!) Ace, a reckless gambler who lived for the thrill of the bet, finds himself at rock bottom. With debts piling high and enemies closing in, his luck finally runs out. As a gun is pointed at him and the trigger is pulled, Ace is sure his life is over. But fate has other plans. In an instant, Ace awakens in a strange yet vibrant world, breathing fresh air and feeling grass under his hands—a world far removed from the grim reality he left behind. Gifted with a talent perfectly tailored to his gambling instincts, Ace is given a chance to start anew. However, this time, he’s determined to leave his destructive habits behind. With his natural flair for risk-taking now channeled into building a legitimate empire, Ace sets out to redeem himself. He dreams of creating a world where he can take money legally, no longer relying on the destructive thrill of gambling. But as he rises in this new world, temptations and challenges emerge, testing his resolve and forcing him to confront the very nature of his addictive personality. Will Ace break free from his past and build the future he dreams of? Or will the lure of the gamble pull him back into the cycle he thought he escaped?

When two contradicting forces converge, is it chaos or harmony? Is it fate or a flash of the unanticipated? And as the line blur we must ask: Is it real or just a figment of our adventurous minds? *** The world is closing in on Malia Baker. An all-time best selling author. She either writes, or she risks losing the contract that promises the peak of her career. Now just a step away. Plagued by the crushing weight of expectations, Malia falls into a cycle of writer’s block. leaving her drenched by endless emotional avalanche where nothing makes sense and everything feels flat. Desperate to rechristen herself and break free from the torturing paralysis, Malia falls asleep after a creatively draining day. But only to find herself in the mind of a killer, fueled with an insatiable thirst for revenge against his family. Davies Moore, tortured and betrayed by his family, has one clear goal: To watch the family tree go up in flames. but more than anything, to be the one lighting the match. He would stop at nothing to erase the Hernandez name from existence. But soon, A growing thorn keeps him torn between vengeance and desire when he meets Grace walker. A woman whose sudden appearance in his life throws it wildly off balance. *** The line between the author and character goes thin, and within that blur is a question hanging in the air: ‘Who are you really, Davies Moore?’

Emir, a 24-year-old with a mysterious power to get 100x cashback on purchases, embarks on a wild journey of luxury, chaos, and unexpected skills. As he spends millions on extravagant items, he keeps his powers hidden, unlocking unique abilities with every big buy. From eccentric live streams to building an empire, Emir’s life is a hilarious and unpredictable rollercoaster of wealth, quirky viewers, and bizarre adventures.

Tras perder a sus padres en un trágico accidente, Saik queda atrapado entre el dolor, la culpa y su sueño de cumplir la promesa que le hizo a su madre: ser un estudiante ejemplar y llevar una vida normal. Sin embargo, su vida está lejos de ser común, pues posee una habilidad única que le permite ver y tocar fantasmas, lo que lo lleva a convivir con Yuki, una niña fantasma que se convierte en su única familia. A medida que navega por los desafíos de una prestigiosa escuela, el pasado de ambos se entrelaza con secretos oscuros y peligrosas verdades que pondrán a prueba su fuerza y voluntad. Entre el humor, la tragedia y una esperanza que nunca muere, esta historia explora el significado de la familia, la amistad y el sacrificio.

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance #harém QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

A thunderstorm and heavy rain woke up Danny Sage from his final rest in bleak dead of night. Shattered memories assaulted his mind of the final battle he had met his end at the hands of two women but he was alive again reborn with a different name and destiny.

Di sebuah sekolah modern, kehidupan berjalan normal bagi MC, seorang siswa cerdas dengan selera humor yang selalu menyegarkan suasana. Di sekitarnya, ada adik-adik kelas yang sering merepotkan, adik kembar yang menyimpan rahasia, sahabat-sahabat yang unik, dan seorang adik kecil yang ceroboh namun menggemaskan. Suatu hari, sebuah fenomena misterius terjadi—langit berubah, dan lingkaran sihir muncul di tengah halaman sekolah. Ketujuhnya tersedot ke dalam portal yang membawa mereka ke dunia fantasi dengan kerajaan, sihir, dan bahaya di setiap sudut. Saat tersadar dari pingsannya, sang MC sangat terkejut, karena mendapati dirinya yang telah berubah menjadi seorang wanita.

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old drowning in debt and despair, lives only for his struggling family. Every sacrifice he makes is for them—until a selfless act costs him his life. Instead of the end, Nao encounters a Goddess of Benevolence who offers him a miraculous deal: “Live in a new world, and your efforts there will support your family back on Earth.” Reborn into the dead body of Naoki von Blackmore, the so-called "Failed Hero," he finds himself burdened with the daunting task of saving the world by defeating the Demon King—all while supporting the family he cherishes. Armed with formidable powers yet haunted by his past failures, Nao steps into a dangerous realm of swords, magic, and ferocious monsters. Facing relentless enemies, harrowing trials of life and death, and an unyielding fate, he’s forced to confront the ultimate question: how far is he willing to go to protect the people he loves? Filled with emotional struggles, determination, unexpected humor, and even a touch of romance, this thrilling story asks a powerful question: What would you risk for the people you love? PS: You can see these novel illustrations in my Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. Facebook: Author Navirunavi/Reincarnated in Another World for My Family (FB Page) Instagram: @author.navirunaviii TikTok: @author.navirunavi

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

In the bustling town of Norville on the mysterious planet Teshell, Khai is a fearless hunter of magical creatures. When fate leads him to befriend a Night Falcon his life takes an unexpected turn. Tasked with a mission to hunt a sinister Evil, Khai joins forces with an unlikely team of misfits. Together, they journey through a world filled with chaos, comedy, and breathtaking adventure. Norville is a whimsical blend of fantasy and humor, where the line between ally and enemy blurs, and epic beings lurk in every shadow. Prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, laughter, and epic creatures.

Gray Graham was your average high school junior. One day on his way back home, he fell through a portal that led to the Ghost World. Now, forced to work with a group called the Ghost Agents as a punishment for accidentally illegally entering the Ghost World as a human, Gray must fight against ghosts who illegally go to the Human World to cause chaos, and make friends with his new ghostly co-workers.