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Kisah klasik harum-manis, pahit-asam. Bahagia tak selalu soal harta, begitupun kecewa yang tak melulu soal cinta. Sebuah Fiksimini, Dialog hari-hari, Sampai suara hati setengah mati. 50-200+ (per episode)

Kai is an experienced hacker who has taken to cybercrime as a last resort - his younger sister, Asami, is suffering from leukaemia and needs medication the insurance company is not ready to pay for. When Asami becomes resistant to her treatment, Kai starts targeting rich individuals and corporations by hacking their finances to get his sister an expensive gene therapy treatment.   Utilising an ingenious circuit of leaking the funds through cryptocurrencies, offshore accounts and shell companies, Kai manages to steal $ 250,000 from Indira Chopra, CFO at a major tech company. This gives Asami time to get ready for her first therapy sessions. Onward, more efforts are required to pursue her treatment plan. When fate brings them together, Kai and Indira cannot help but fall in love with each other. As they become closer, the lie seems to become unsettling for Kai. Would Indira know the actions of what Kai has done?

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My name is Aika asami, a normal teenage girl who just died from saving an unknown child. assuming that I'm already died, a voice of an old man spoke inside my head giving me another chance to live Then the next thing I knew Is that I got reincarnated into the body of a baby--and that baby was happened to be the villainess of the well known otome game in my previous life which I played when I was in high school, the game didn't talked much about the villainess back story, it mostly focused on the heroine and the capture targets, so it's quite troublesome! And I've read a lot of reincarnated stories where they will travel the world and get their magic to be strong or fight with the heroine who turned out to be another reincarnated person---neh!!! Wrong!!, I'm not like that I will straighten my magic to protect myself and build a life for myself--who cares if the capture targets and the heroine end up together--if you care then I Don't... A father that doesn't even cares for his children?--then wait for my revenge, I'll show you that I can be successful without you A hypocrite stepsister who turned out to be the heroine?--don't mess with me girl, even if your the heroine I can easily kill you if you mess with my life A wooden block prince of the kingdom wanting my hands for marriage?--Rejected! I don't want to tie myself up with the game system, go find another girl who is willing to kiss your shoes in order to be your fiance--but not me! I am aika asami reincarnated as iris natsha Everhart, the ex-villainess of this game, the youngest duchess that ever lived, a prodigy, the queen of ice, great general of the mighty sky army Whatever names you call me, In the end I'm still me, A reincarnated person who just wants to live peacefully.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

Si Trisha Herlaz ay isang modelo at magaling na martial artist at cultivator. Ngunit isang araw habang siya ay pararangalan ng "Noble Excellency Award" isang matagal na niyang inaasam-asam na parangal sa martial arts school, hindi inaasahan ang kaguluhang magaganap kung saan dito masasawi si Trisha... Ngunit hiniling niya na sana manatili pa siyang buhay at maenjoy ang buhay... Kaya nang magmulat siya ng mga mata doon niya nalaman na nasa ibang bansa at panahon siya. Napag-aralan niya ang mga sitwasyon at kailangan niyang ipaghiganti ang may-ari ng katawan na gamit niya. Siya na si Cheng Xiaoran, ang nag-iisang prinsesa ng kahariang Huolan di marunong magcultivate ng inner chakra at chi. At may mahinang katawan kaya naaapi ng mga taong may alam sa martial arts! Ngunit napakaarogante, mainipin,at makulit nito... Nagkagusto rin si Xioran sa isang napakagwapong anak ng pamilyang Fei, isang napakagaling na cultivators na pamilya sa kahariang Huolan,dala sa kanya sa kapahamakan sa nakaraan nito. Gusto nitong maghiganti sa lahat ng tao na nanakit sa kanya kasama na ang lalaking pinakamamahal niya. At itama lahat ng pagkakamali... Pero kailangan nya munang mahanap ang "nakatadhana" para sa kanya upang masira ang sumpa... Ngunit ayaw payagan ng hari't reyna si Xiaoran na lumabas ng kastilyo dahil mapanganib daw para sa kanya. Ngunit buo na ang pasya niya... Para makalabas ng kastilyo, kailangan niyang magbalatkayo bilang isang lalaki upang hindi mahalata ng pamilya niya na sumuway sa kanya Habang nasa sitwasyong iyon nakatagpo siya ng bakla na napakakulit at laging lumalapit sa kanya... Magagawa kaya ni Trisha na ngayon ay si Xiaoran na ang kagustuhan ng may-ari ng katawang gamit niya?... Basahin ang mangyayari sa kwento ni Trisha Herlaz na naging si Cheng Xiaoran sa makalumang panahon... Halika tunghayan mo ang bawat mangyayari sa buhay ni Xiaoran. Basahin mo ang kwento niya....

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

Kategori Dewasa. Untuk Bab 100 kebawah! Volume 2: Apa rasa Cinta? Ketika mendengar itu keluar dari bibir kecil Romeo. Itu seperti rasa manis dan asam buah strawberry, Dicecap pertama tidak terasa, lalu di gigit baru merasa.. Asam tak terkendali, manis menimpali berulang Kali.. Nia suka ketika senyum itu begitu tulus dan lembut. Seperti berada dalam selimut dingin yang berbulu.. "Nia kau tau? Ada Mata Coklat yang menatapku, Mata coklat itu milikmu. jika aku bisa berikrar hari ini, kurasa waktu akan malu dengan kecepatan niatku." Romeo mengambil Bross yang sudah Nia taruh di dalam keranjang, Romeo langsung menempatkan Bros tersebut di ujung kerudung yang terselip di pundak Nia. Ini tentang Cinta, tentang bagaimana sebagian hatiku patah berulang kali, namun aku tetap memasangnya kembali - Romeo *Ini hanya cerita novel yang di buat semenarik mungkin oleh Author, ada beberapa adegan dewasa yang di tambahkan. Bukan untuk menghina apapun, hanya sebagai penambah bumbu dalam cerita.*

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"No..." "No........" "Nooooooooo" Scarlett suddenly got out of her sleep . She was sweating heavily. Because of scream , her mom also got scared. She was there to wake her daughter but when she opened the door she hear her scream and saw her sweating . She directly placed the cooking knife on the table and directly jumped near to her as she said " Scarlett .....what happened ?" Scarlett was still breathing heavily . So firstly her mom cooled her down and clean her forehead from sweat as she again ask the same question . This time Scarlett opened her mouth and replied "I ....I....I just saw an dream " "It was really an scary dream " she replied with scary tone and dark expressions . "What did you saw ?" her mom asked as she was also getting scared. "I ....I saw myself" " I was in the middle of the class as there was my class teacher who was teaching normally and other students who were listening normally " "But then suddenly ..." Scarlett eyes get wide . "Suddenly what ?" "But then suddenly I fart...in the class " ".............." Her mom's mouth remains open for some second after which her expressions changes from fear to anger. She suddenly pushed Scarlett as she shouted "What......just fart .....just an simple fart " Scarlett got pretty shocked from her mom sudden movements as she replied " Mom it was really an scary dream , I had just fart in the middle of the class , it was really an big fart and all the students were laughing at me including my crush too" "yeah....but it was just an fart and you scared me to death like you have saw some ghost". "Ah....it was really an scary dream " " OH...I am going back to sleep , I don't want to go to school" As Scarlett was just going to lift up the blanket over her , her mom suddenly steeped on that blanket and take the cooking knife in her hand. As she pointed that knife towards her , her facial expressions totally changes from an caring woman to an evil woman . She said with an cold smile " .....say it again " "......." Scarlett got shocked as she saw the knife as she switched her sentence . " Ah....I said I am going back to school , I don't want to go to sleep. Her mom nodded silently as she take out the knife . She was just going to leave the room when suddenly her daughter asks " Mom , whats in the breakfast ?" Her mom replied " Sweet potato " Scarlet eyes remains open as she shouted " WHAT......sweet potato , I just fart in my dream because of them only "

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Everyone thinks James is crazy. He always does an unclear experiment. Maybe you can imagine it like a scientist with glasses and a very flat face. When he first came to this campus, he made a very laughable job, his farts and his voice. Indeed, after a while it became a sensation and many students wanted it.

Author's... uh. words: Welp. if you are reading this i would like to say my writing is pretty shit to me but i think it's unique though. I am not really looking for fame. i am more interested in some input and feedback to better my shit work lol. so any feedback is welcome. thanks for reading :) My name is Akiko. Akiko Asami. I am a rank 20 practitioner of magic and a bounty hunter with rank 3 clearance to catch Cult and Mafia members in bounty hunting. I live in the Capital which is under the protection of the High Council, Kensei and the Knights. Staying with me is my adorable little dragon, Ramen Noodles.  I used to stay with my dad, but I moved out of his place a while ago as I thought that I could make a living on my own as a bounty hunter. I am an asshole pretty much yea but people think I am cool so I go along with it

Nasa loob pa lámang ng tiyan ng kaniyang ina si Totoy, gustong-gusto na niya makita ang ganda ng mundo. Ngunit, hindi ito nangyari sapagkat naganap ang kaniyang unang pagkahulog na nagdulot ng katapusan ng lahat. Gayunpaman, nabúhay si Totoy sa pamamagitan ng isang manunulat. Doon niya nakilala ang kaniyang kinakapatid na si Jocelyn. Sa murang edad ay napunô ng masasakit na alaala ang kaniyang maliit na mundo. Mula sa pagkakaroon ng kaibigan na patay na bata, ng pagkuha sa kaniyang puri ni Teacher K, ng panonood ng kakaibang Anime, ng paghalik sa kaniya ng babaeng hindi siya kayang mahalin, ng pag-iwan ng kaniyang ama, ng pagsasamantala sa kaniya ng isang Intsik hanggang sa kahuli-hulihan niyang pagkahulog, hindi naranasan ni Totoy ang inaasam-asam niyang mundo. Ngunit, babalik at babalik pa rin si Totoy sa katapusan upang muling balikan ang simula.

Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates. *Used to be a deleted story

this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again

Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.

Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.

Kisah cinta anak SMA, ini adalah kisah cinta antara Laura dan Alex. Laura adalah seorang gadis gila karena cintanya itu ke Alex, karena tergila gilanya cinta Laura ke Alex dia pun rela melakukan segalanya itu buat mendapatkan Alex.

A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer. Lots of cliffhangers... Updates not stable. Read at your own risk. Cover not mine.

After three lifetimes, two failed romances. Xiao Yao felt like a tragic specimen of failed love. Ten years prior to her rebirth and time travel, everything reset to the starting point. She wouldn't believe in love again. She swore to protect her family well, to grasp every moment to build her influence and wealth. Therefore, she worked hard, very hard, to apply the teachings of her master. From then on, she reviewed the past to see the future, determined life and death with steadfast certainty, never speaking falsely, and thus befriended the elites from all walks of life. With a pair of penetrative eyes, she eliminated all obstacles, earned the name of Divine Doctor, and laid the foundations of a business empire. Afterward, her business empire began to become a myth and legend began. [Mini Theater] A three-year-old cute little boy, batting his round, wide eyes, tugged at a young man's sleeve and curiously asked, "Daddy, daddy, I heard Mommy say that a long, long time ago, you wouldn't even fart, so why are you now nagging like an old granny?" The young man exploded in anger, hoisted the little boy onto the sofa, and a smacking sound immediately followed, "You little rascal, try letting out a fart from your mouth and let's see." The little boy cried woefully, feeling wronged. He just wanted to ask if his daddy really didn't fart in the past, so why was he getting spanked now.

eat beans and stay woke

Makanan yang terkenal dari jaman Dinasti Joseon dan sangat digandrungi muda-mudi Indonesia. Bahkan menjadi jajanan yang paling diminati turis-turis yang berkunjung ke negeri gingseng. Dengan rasa pedas, manis, gurih dan sedikit asam dari pasta cabai yang digunakan dalam pembuatannya. Tak jarang pula menggunakan 5 warna teok atau kue beras yang melambangkan Korea yaitu merah, kuning, putih, hitam dan biru. Penggambaran yang sangat pas untuk menggambarkan perjalanan hidup seorang pengusaha hebat bernama Neana yang hidup di negeri orang setelah rasa pedas, manis, gurih serta asam yang telah ia nikmati sedari kecil dinegerinya sendiri. Bagaimana bisa? Semuanya ada di sini. Selamat Menikmati ~