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Jack woke up in a body of a 14-year-old boy who was starved to death and his cheat was food summoning? Alright, let's eat! …. The author was very hungry so the author wrote this.

Power, beauty, wealth, the road to becoming an official is full of dangerous and beautiful roses...

Jahr 2056, in einer Stadt in der Region Yuan Jiang Su Jin. Auf dem Dach eines zerstörten, zertrümmerten sechsstöckigen Wohnhauses sitzt ein Teenager, der eine Kampfweste, eine militaristische Hose und legierte Kampfstiefel trägt. Auf dem Rücken trägt er einen sechseckigen Schild und ist mit einem Blutschatten-Kampfmesser ausgerüstet. Er sitzt schweigend am Rande des Daches. Zu dieser Zeit leuchtete der Himmel und ein erfrischender Wind wehte ihm entgegen. Doch in der zerstörten, verlassenen Stadt herrschte nur Stille, mit einem gelegentlichen Heulen, das das Herz höher schlagen ließ.

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!? ... This book is also titled "I Have Cultivated From A Nascent Soul To Become A Mortal", "My Disciples Are All Useless", "A Different Path Of Cultivation", "I Am Really Not A Big Boss", "I Only Groom Useless Disciples".

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

There was a time I believed in benevolence and kindness, a time I thought the world cared about sacrifice and pain. But the truth is, it doesn’t. No one does. No matter what you give or how much you endure, the world remains indifferent. I learned that the hard way, betrayed by the ones I held dear, the ones I called friends. And in the end, it was those very people who killed me. But fate wasn’t done with me. Perhaps even God had seen enough of my undeserved kindness because death wasn’t my end. It was my beginning. A second chance. “To hell with being a gentleman,” I declared. “In this life, I’ll be the villain—the greatest villain ever born. I swear to the God who gave me this chance, my enemies won’t know a single moment of peace.” Let's began .... [Original Work baby!!]

An family of law they ride,eat drink and work together, the westren lands needs them more then ever now. They've not bounce hunters they do not like like them, but they teach the law as well ad give justice

Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

On the first day of Alex's sophomore year in high school, the elusive company of H20 Software Corporation paid a visit. Why? You ask... Oh, it turns out that my class has been invited to playtest their latest game, Untethered. Playtest? Yes, playtest...and not enter the whole-ass game and become the godforsaken Devil Spawn.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. DISCLAIMER: I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site. Translation credit: Eatapplepies

It's 2020, and fission cores are all the rage now after dimensional rifts started opening all across the world. The country with the most fission cores will be the strongest country on the planet. But what's that? You want me to eat the fission core?! My system just won't give me break. Well, bottoms up i guess!

When will the skies stop raining? When will God come? When can I enjoy the feast? I'm hungry. I'm so hungry. Please let me eat. Please leave me be. Please set me free.

In a distant future, humanity has mastered the art of faster-than-light travel, venturing into the cosmos. Yet, the vastness of space is fraught with danger, as colossal monsters emerge from enigmatic rifts—portals to other realms. These titanic creatures wreak havoc across galaxies and obliterate entire worlds, posing a dire threat to human survival. Only the most skilled Beast Tamers possess the ability to tame these formidable beings, forging powerful connections that safeguard their civilizations. Enter Elias Stroud, an unremarkable clerk struggling to navigate a society that idolizes Beast Tamers. One fateful evening, a phenomenon called Heavenly Gate leads him to encounter a captivating woman. This chance meeting alters the trajectory of his life forever. The woman, known as Celestia, is one of the Realm Lords, the humanoid manifestations of the twelve most formidable monster races in the universe. In an unexpected twist, Celestia kisses Elias, unlocking a hidden potential within him that marks him as the destined Beast Lord and the key to the legendary Empyreal Convergence System. ----------- Are you ready to dive into a tale of an unlikely hero who wins the hearts of 12 stunning beauties? If this piques your interest, make sure to include this captivating story in your cherished collection. I assure you, it deserves a spot on your reading list!

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

Three highschool boys go on an adventure. Only, the adventure happened because they were summoned to another world without their consent and the adventure in question is mostly them just getting their asses beaten, but can that change?

Same story as in the original manga but Luffy eats the Mera Mera no mi instead

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

WHAT! I have to level up by eating "I said" YES! THE VOICE SAID YOU EAT WE LEVEL UP can I eat anything "I asked" FOOD,VEGETABLES,HUMANS ANIMALS,ZOMBIES "IT SAID" okay so I can eat Zombies not humans it's weird they are me now I'm gonna eat them.

"Challenger! stop putting weird thoughts into the MC's head!" "Eh, don't worry about it, system. i'm just adding spice into his journey." "Adding spice, my ass! blowing up the academy is straight up manic!" Disclaimer: cover art is not mine

After encountering a tragic heartbreak and on the verge of giving up Axel finds himself in the middle of a dangerous situation. The world has been sealed off and the only chance at freedom is to play the survival games given by a strange administrator. The rules are simple, survive and live, fail and die. Axel will decide on what path he chooses to live, the lines between sanity and madness will be drawn. Only one can survive.

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In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

Akondo’s life was ordinary until the day after his 18th birthday, when everything changed. What first seemed like a heart attack turned into a nightmare when he discovered an overwhelming power: the ability to consume souls by taking over another person’s body. His first victim, tragically, was his own mother. Struggling to understand the terrifying ability that now controls his life, Akondo realizes he must consume a soul every 24 hours to survive. While he initially tries to resist the temptation, each day that passes chips away at his humanity. As he uses his power more and more, Akondo starts to lose himself to the darkness within. What begins as an effort to survive slowly turns into something far more sinister. His compassion fades, and the once kind-hearted young man begins to feel nothing but hunger. The weight of each consumed soul warps his mind, pushing him toward madness. Akondo’s moral compass shatters, and soon, he crosses a line—becoming a remorseless serial killer. This is the story of Akondo’s descent into darkness, as his struggle for survival leads him down a path from which there may be no return and only his death can stop him completely but who will stop him? maybe someone has counter to stop him.

Addux Kaname goes back in history after almost losing a fight with a demon.His life repeats without him knowing it. He becomes one helpless guy. He is beaten to a pulp but he is saved by a cute girl who invites him to her school. It gets More crazy when the girl discloses that she was just after the amulet he was wearing inorder to revive a powerful demon known as Berxly who has the power to free her and other demons from the reign of Destroyer. Addux gets caught up in the mix and becomes a vessel for demon Berxly

Do not cross Lucifer and do not, under any circumstances, fall in love. The only two rules which are supposed to be followed by all species in the Underworld. The fact that a demon’s heart only craves two things should make abiding by these rules very easy. Of course, I’m the unlucky fellow who broke both these rules at the same time. Which is bad, seeing as I’m the prince of said Underworld. *** When Luciano starts developing a peculiar sense of curiosity towards an unknown, suicidal man who lives for the thrill of crime, he does everything in his powers to squash it under his demonic cravings. As the son of Lucifer himself and the future ruler of the Underworld, he’s the last person who’s allowed to break the rules which uphold the burning pits of hell. But only so much destruction can distract him from his ever growing yearning for this mortal. *** Disclaimer: I am a very OCD writer which means that obsessing over perfection is something I constantly do so unfortunately you will notice a lot of things changing. I apologise in advance.

A crew of six members are sent in space for an year to keep safe the riches of the rich as the Earth fell into a nuclear war. Half way in time, they are left without any food. Simon propose to use the space worms from the ship walls -known to speed up the process of healing- for a “harvest”. Alice and Serena are left to provide them.

Bad Ass!!!!.what do these words mean to you.Add lives,wives and strives to sum up an epic tale begging to be told.Meet young Hale Eisten,a woman who had her life changed completely by a man called Firhan the so called King of Crime and Love.He turned her life upside down and made her his Bad Ass Wife.She didn't sign up for polygamy neither did she accept the epic adventure about to unravel before her.Who is her husband really and who are his other Bad Ass Wives

David, an avid Xianxia and Wuxia novel reader wrote his novel. But when he ended the novel in a shitty ass way, he was lambasted by his novel fans. A fan would reveal himself to be the one above all. Tells David, " Fix yo shit, or imma deflower yo ass" Immediately, the big dicked Chad chucked David into a reincarnation wormhole. And David would soon realize he had become the main character of his novel, Gao Feng.