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``` Je me suis réincarné dans un autre monde, et j'ai emporté le Cube Horadrique de Diablo II avec moi. Être un chevalier c'est sympa et tout, mais être un sorcier c'est plutôt chouette aussi. Alors, que vais-je choisir ? ```

Question: Given that Lin Xiaoqing can lift an 80-jin item, how much arm strength does Xiaoqing have? Answer: Left arm 49 jin, right arm 67 jin. Question: Given that one plus one equals two, what is the result of 491 multiplied by 709? Answer: 348119. Others' logic is deduction; mine is cause and effect. No matter how difficult the problem, the answer is already obvious when it is posed. This synopsis is too short to describe the story. An unorthodox jaw-dropping science fiction of a top-scoring student. Welcome to immerse yourself in it.

David was reborn before the end of the world and obtained an infinite replication system. He only had one copy of all the materials, but he could make infinite copies. He could eat infinite steaks and shoot infinite bullets. He was no longer afraid of zombies.

Akondo’s life was ordinary until the day after his 18th birthday, when everything changed. What first seemed like a heart attack turned into a nightmare when he discovered an overwhelming power: the ability to consume souls by taking over another person’s body. His first victim, tragically, was his own mother. Struggling to understand the terrifying ability that now controls his life, Akondo realizes he must consume a soul every 24 hours to survive. While he initially tries to resist the temptation, each day that passes chips away at his humanity. As he uses his power more and more, Akondo starts to lose himself to the darkness within. What begins as an effort to survive slowly turns into something far more sinister. His compassion fades, and the once kind-hearted young man begins to feel nothing but hunger. The weight of each consumed soul warps his mind, pushing him toward madness. Akondo’s moral compass shatters, and soon, he crosses a line—becoming a remorseless serial killer. This is the story of Akondo’s descent into darkness, as his struggle for survival leads him down a path from which there may be no return and only his death can stop him completely but who will stop him? maybe someone has counter to stop him.

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero].[The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site.

Jidenna stared at the harem villain's unconscious body under his feet and the 13 knocked out beauties scattered around him. He looked at the sky and sighed, "Can't I have a break" **** After being betrayed and killed by the one closest to him Jidenna, an ancient god woke up in a rental apartment with no memory of who he was. His only clue was the acceptance letter on his laptop to a university across the continent and the insight that accompanied him: he could know the use of an object with a touch. But before he could fully adjust to his new reality he was poisoned. Dragging himself from the gate of hades he went on a spree of revenge and afterwards set off to another land for schooling. Thinking to himself that the action was over but he began to notice strange things ever since he entered Pǔshì University His roommate wanted to siphon his luck. His seatmate was a trouble magnet and a harbinger of disaster. The random elderly man wanted to steal his girl and make her his 108th concubine. As if that wasn't enough action already the world ended gods and monsters tore open the sky bringing forth a new era of chaos. Bursting with anger, Jidenna rubbed them all in the sand and stuffed grass in their mouths. ——— Contact me on Instagram @Daoist_Starweaver

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

An family of law they ride,eat drink and work together, the westren lands needs them more then ever now. They've not bounce hunters they do not like like them, but they teach the law as well ad give justice

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Warning: this is wish fulfillment, MC will be shameless enough to copy anime moves since yours truly is the most uncreative being in the whole multiverse Synopsis: Well shit, it seems I died but luckily enough god pitied me and sent my sorry ass to another world with the anime system.

Chen Fei looked at the bewildering number of people in front of him who desperately practiced boxing to become a master, sighing. "Compete? I don't think so. My motto is never to stand when you can sit." So the panel answered his call. "Extreme Mountain Fist Technique simplification in progress... simplification successful... Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique" "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method simplification in progress... simplification successful... Breathing" Chen Fei took a deep breath. "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method experience +1." "...So I can cultivate by breathing alone?"

After so many years of matchmaking, Tian Shi, the angel of love, still failed to find a love match for Hui Long. Frustrated, the young angel resorted to drinking away his sorrows. “I curse you! You… you loveless human!!! Arghhh!!!” Tian Shi shouted at the heavens. “You cold-hearted man!! Turn into a pig!!!! At least then I can eat you.” But little did he know his words came true. Hui Long, who was currently walking home after his dinner meeting, suddenly felt a pain in his gut. The next second, he changed into a small pink piglet. ‘Huh? What? Who?’ the little pig, lost in the middle of the busy city, looked around dazedly. “Ah, a pig…” Tian Shi picked up the little lost creature and held it up to his face. Unceremoniously, he separated the pig's legs and giggled. “Oh, you're a boy.” The pig let out a loud squeal. ‘Where are you looking, you absurd!!!’ Not understanding the pig language, the young angel giggled. “I'll call you Little Gold. Let's go home. After you are all grown up, I'll make you into pig trotters~” That is how our protagonist got cursed into a pig and kidnapped by a lunatic love angel.

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

Do not cross Lucifer and do not, under any circumstances, fall in love. The only two rules which are supposed to be followed by all species in the Underworld. The fact that a demon’s heart only craves two things should make abiding by these rules very easy. Of course, I’m the unlucky fellow who broke both these rules at the same time. Which is bad, seeing as I’m the prince of said Underworld. *** When Luciano starts developing a peculiar sense of curiosity towards an unknown, suicidal man who lives for the thrill of crime, he does everything in his powers to squash it under his demonic cravings. As the son of Lucifer himself and the future ruler of the Underworld, he’s the last person who’s allowed to break the rules which uphold the burning pits of hell. But only so much destruction can distract him from his ever growing yearning for this mortal. *** Disclaimer: I am a very OCD writer which means that obsessing over perfection is something I constantly do so unfortunately you will notice a lot of things changing. I apologise in advance.

Our guy gets killed and finds himself inside a game. I know I know you have already read this kind of novel many times, but your horny asses are going to read it again. Don't worry; the main character doesn't get cuckold. This is an erotic novel, so don't come for the plot

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

[Military Fiction] [Light System] [Slice of Life] Back then, the fire service was still a branch of the military. Countless dreaming youths clutching steel guns were assigned to the firefighting forces that only used water guns and cannons. Fang Huai, a seasoned firefighter, has been reborn? Of course, he's out for money! Returning home, he found that even the camouflage bags from the Armed Forces Department had been brought back. ...... In an interview. Fang Huai points to the myriad of Military Merit Medals on his chest. "Each Military Merit Medal represents a step of my progress." The reporter nods, "I understand the thrill of being rewarded, I was a soldier too!" Fang Huai laughs and shakes his head: "No, you really don't understand." ...... This is a story about a military unit, but also a story about life.

Haunted by his mother’s murder at the hands of his father, David enlists in the army with his brother, Jacob, seeking escape. When their squad is captured, David faces execution but is saved by a godlike being who transports him to a brutal alien planet with many fold times Earth's gravity. In a jungle teeming with danger, David discovers that by consuming the flesh of his prey, he gains their strength. As he learns to navigate this savage world, he must confront the primal instincts awakening within him.

My bucket list in a zombie apocalypse: 1. Stay alive 2. Build a harem 3. Don't trust the government 4. Kick zombie ass (also kick human ass if they violate the NAP)

Since time immemorial, demons and cultivators have engaged in an unending battle in a struggle for power. Demons have wreaked havoc, causing millions of humans to suffer—cannibalism, rape, the killing of children… But there is a particular second young master of the Qin family, Qin Yun, who abhors demons due to his past… Furthermore, he is a sword immortal, an existence that can send his flying swords out to kill enemies thousands of miles away. Enter this world filled with immortality-seeking fox fairies, river gods, water demons, great demons, and cultivators!

The Two Developers Fpholtz Ozbine and Arlo Daneclad The Two Devs Who Made "Apocalypse Unleashed" The Most Popular VR Game Worldwide Were Murdered and Reincarnates in the past and get trapped in their own game when it was just starting to get known and was still not released (the story is fucking ass and has been dropped)

"WHAAAAAAT?! A WOLF?" After living for 29 years without knowing what is love, an office worker Kurokawa Yuuki died by overworking.      Even though she doesn't regret dying from working her ass off for her family, she regretted because she had never experienced love before. Even after chances given. But she is then given a chance to be reborn in an another world, but she got reincarnated as a wolf? How is she going to achieve her goal to experience love while she is a wolf?        After being reincarnated in another world, she struggled to survive in the wild and strived to evolve to be a Werewolf, a beastmen race that's accepted by the humans. But even then after she become humanlike, the humans still despise her kind and then forced herself to get in the human's town. Hungry, she stumbled upon a white haired guy that seems to be a cook of a tavern finding her eating garbage.        How will both of them interact with each other? Is she going to experience falling in love for the first time? How will their relationship grow over time? All answer lies in her efforts to achieve her goal to experience love, something that never she experienced in her past miserable life. ===================================== I maybe writing this novel for the contest just for fun, but I'm trying my best to show myself, you and those around me that I'm not writing half-assed.        So if you like what you're reading and want to support me, vote me to help me win,  or at least got a contract, that's enough for a beginner writer like me. I'm open to any advices and critics, since this is my first time writing female lead story and please support or read my other work if you wish to.

Xiao Ran was awakened by the sound of someone reading in his sleep. He opened his eyes and found himself back in the classroom! He held a note that had been passed to him by the girl in front of him, and suddenly realized that he had really been reborn! History repeated itself, and Ding Suiwan, the campus belle, looked at him helplessly and finally said those words. "I... I think I'm pregnant..." Having been given a second chance to live, Xiao Ran was determined not to repeat the mistakes of his past life. As someone who owned a thirty-year-old soul, Xiao Ran was resolute. "Let's have the baby!" He refused to believe that he had been reborn only to fail again. In fact, Ding Suiwan had not really been pregnant in his past life. They had just accidentally kissed. But the naive girl didn't know that and really thought she was pregnant. Xiao Ran's attempts to explain himself only made him seem like an irresponsible jerk in her eyes! Although the misunderstanding was eventually cleared up, he suffered a lot. Returning to 2000, Xiao Ran would never let history repeat itself. He would change the outcome of his fate!

Soft FL and Shy ML ~ Updates: Everyday  ~ After finally getting her dream job of being a private chef, Chiasa hopes to work earnestly, only to realize that her unrequited love aka Yoshiro was her employer, and to add more salt to the injury, he had a fiancé as well. When Miyuki, his fiancé finds out about their childhood friendship, she takes no time to kick Chiasa out.  In such turmoil, she finds herself getting closer and closer to the closed-off Asahi Ito, who has supported her through her dark times.  Although she might be a villain in someone else's love story, that doesn't mean she shouldn't have a happy ending of her own, right? Dive into the cute, fluffy story of two shy individuals who enjoy food!  ~ Additional Tags: Tooth-rotting fluff, healing, bad boy good girl (spoilers), contemporary fantasy and Smut. 

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.