Eats Shoots And Leaves

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'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

There was a time I believed in benevolence and kindness, a time I thought the world cared about sacrifice and pain. But the truth is, it doesn’t. No one does. No matter what you give or how much you endure, the world remains indifferent. I learned that the hard way, betrayed by the ones I held dear, the ones I called friends. And in the end, it was those very people who killed me. But fate wasn’t done with me. Perhaps even God had seen enough of my undeserved kindness because death wasn’t my end. It was my beginning. A second chance. “To hell with being a gentleman,” I declared. “In this life, I’ll be the villain—the greatest villain ever born. I swear to the God who gave me this chance, my enemies won’t know a single moment of peace.” Let's began .... [Original Work baby!!]

Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

raw: 魔女小姐请不要处处留芳 by:酱酱酱油 Travel to another world, become a witch who never ages or dies, and leave your own footprints on the continent of swords and magic Her delicate face, like a porcelain doll, is always filled with sincerity that will never lie. Like the beautiful flowers blooming in the summer, the smile never fades Wherever the witch went, simple and kind people put up a sign to commemorate Miss Witch. - Witches and dogs are not allowed to enter 　　Name: Angelica 　　Height: 166cm 　　Weight: As light as a feather (self-proclaimed) 　　Life span: I can’t remember clearly (self-proclaimed) 　　Ways to become a Forever Extraordinary: Corruption (Nigredo), Purification (Albedo), Gold (Citrinitas), Completion (Rubedo), Life (Viriditas) 　　Self-evaluation: 　　"I am a good witch. Wherever I go, people are as polite to me as the people of Velen are to the witcher for the first time, or the villagers of Riverwood are to the dragonborn who kills chickens." 　　"But I've never heard of Willen and Creekwood. Are the people there very kind?" 　　“The people are simple and honest. Very welcoming!”

It's 2020, and fission cores are all the rage now after dimensional rifts started opening all across the world. The country with the most fission cores will be the strongest country on the planet. But what's that? You want me to eat the fission core?! My system just won't give me break. Well, bottoms up i guess!

In the blink of an eye, Tang Zhixi's world is turned upside down. One moment, she is alive and the next moment, she becomes a ghost. Now, finding herself standing in front of Pei Xingcheng, the man she loves who no longer remembers her, she struggles to understand the purpose of her existence. While she tries to make sense of her new reality, a sudden attempt on Pei Xingcheng's life thrusts her into a deeper mystery concerning the identity of the person trying to harm him. Join Tang Zhixi in her journey to protect Pei Xingcheng, uncover the identity of the person who wants to harm him, and perhaps, even even explore a bit of romance. Will she be able to identify the attacker? Will Pei Xingcheng ever regain his memories of her? And now that she has turned into a ghost, is there any hope for their relationship? ### Pei Xingcheng: "Miss ghost, do you like me?" Miss Ghost: "I am not blind!" Pei Xingcheng: "You are! Otherwise, you wouldn't have said that. I am the most handsome man alive on this planet." Miss Ghost: "No, you are not!" Pei Xingcheng: "Ofcourse, I am!" Miss Ghost: "And, how do you know that?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because all the girls are dying to see just one look at my handsome face. But, ofcourse, you wouldn't know that. Ask me why?" Miss Ghost: "Why?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because you are already dead!" Miss Ghost: "........................" ### The cover art is not mine. All the credit goes to the original owner.

In the world where monsters and demons exist behind,Kim Dohyun is a normal teenager. Wheel going back home worh hos friends,tragedy happened that open his deep secret to himself and the world. Woth the help of System,a cat and the help of hunters Kim Dohyun would become the strongest!...or not?

She gives up her family name just to marry him. To better take care of him, she quits her job and becomes a housewife. And to make sure he's happy, He swallows it all when his family mistreats her. He even stoops so low as to befriend his ex. His happiness is all that she cares about. As long as he is happy, she is willing to die for him. She asks for nothing, but his love. But what does she get in return? A divorce paper thrown on her face, along with a trap to send her to jail as a scapegoat.All these things she does out of love, all the sacrifices she makes...in the end all look 'cheap' in his eyes.1 million, 1 million and he sells her to be a scapegoat, for his true love.How funny.Years of marriage turned out to be the biggest joke ever!1 million to buy her freedom? No way! Even the doormat of her family costs over 1 million!She'll let them know who she truly is. The daughter of the most influential family is back online and about to shine!She'll make them pay, make them cry and make them regret it as hell!

The world's messed up. Monsters started falling from the sky. Flesh-eating creatures that almost wiped out Humanity.But then, people began to awaken strange abilities—Gifts, they called them. Supernatural powers that gave us a fighting chance. With these new abilities, we fought back, and for a while, it seemed like we were winning. Life slowly started to return to something that resembled normal. That is, until the Curses began. No one knows where they came from or why they started, but one thing was clear: they weren’t Gifts. They were something darker, twisted, as if reflecting the worst parts of humanity. People whispered that the Cursed were dangerous, unstable. Some even believed they were monsters in human skin. I used to think having a Gift would be the best thing that could ever happen to me. I dreamed of it, even. Too bad I didn’t get mine until the darkest moment of my life. And it wasn’t a Gift at all. But hey, like I said before, the world’s messed up.

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In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

Akondo’s life was ordinary until the day after his 18th birthday, when everything changed. What first seemed like a heart attack turned into a nightmare when he discovered an overwhelming power: the ability to consume souls by taking over another person’s body. His first victim, tragically, was his own mother. Struggling to understand the terrifying ability that now controls his life, Akondo realizes he must consume a soul every 24 hours to survive. While he initially tries to resist the temptation, each day that passes chips away at his humanity. As he uses his power more and more, Akondo starts to lose himself to the darkness within. What begins as an effort to survive slowly turns into something far more sinister. His compassion fades, and the once kind-hearted young man begins to feel nothing but hunger. The weight of each consumed soul warps his mind, pushing him toward madness. Akondo’s moral compass shatters, and soon, he crosses a line—becoming a remorseless serial killer. This is the story of Akondo’s descent into darkness, as his struggle for survival leads him down a path from which there may be no return and only his death can stop him completely but who will stop him? maybe someone has counter to stop him.

A crew of six members are sent in space for an year to keep safe the riches of the rich as the Earth fell into a nuclear war. Half way in time, they are left without any food. Simon propose to use the space worms from the ship walls -known to speed up the process of healing- for a “harvest”. Alice and Serena are left to provide them.

Elena had always sought adventure, yearning to explore the world and embrace all it had to offer. But that dream seemed impossible due to her very existence. Her birth was a miracle, an anomaly that defied nature. She was something that shouldn't exist, and she had to keep that secret hidden. Until one day, an opportunity arose: the chance to enter the academy. At 18 years old, she finally took that step, and it was there that she met him. He was breathtakingly beautiful, in a way that made Elena question how anyone, especially a man, could possess such beauty. She found herself captivated by him, unable to look away. "Elena, will you be my mate?" he asked, holding her tightly and gazing into her obsidian eyes. "Yes," Elena replied, her heart racing with excitement. She couldn't believe it had taken him so long to ask. But with that single word, "yes," she—a being that shouldn't exist—had fallen into the hands of another. The world had no idea what he was. He wasn't a werewolf, human, or vampire, but he was no less powerful. What could possibly go wrong? What was he? All she knew was his name: Dave Atlas.

[You've Successfully Entered Groupchat For The Troubled!] Salted_Mackerel43 [For the first time in my career, I seem to be having trouble with my target. My wife, 24 (M) wouldn't leave, we've been married for 8 months now and my taunts have always worked on him, but now he doesn't even blink an eye. At this rate, my perfect record will turn into ashes. Please send help!] | |NotAMonsterFucker [Have you tried using violence?] | |Salted_Mackerel43 [Thank you for the advice! I did try to duel him one time, but even with a damaged leg he still managed to send me flying with a sword. After that, he tended to my wounds and he's even teaching me how to properly fight with a sword now.] | |I'llSueEverything [Reminds me of that time I got scammed by a game and was forced to work for the Intergalactic System.] | |Vigilante_Husband [I don't see a connection.] | |I'llSueEverything [Squint harder.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@everyone welcome the new member!!!] | |I'llSueEverything [I already did.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 @Vigilante_Husband @What_Is_Love? give @Salted_Mackerel43 some advice!] | |Vigilante_Husband [Just love your wife, I'm sure it'll all work out.] | |What_Is_Love [I asked my coworkers, one said you should make your wife jealous while the other said you should kiss him stupid..?] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [...those aren't advice...] | |NotAMonsterFucker[Just use violence! VIOLENCE, LISTEN TO ME @Salted_Mackarel43] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [Give some proper–] | ||I'llSueEverything [Shut you—] | |What_Is_Love? [she als–] | | |Vigilante_Husband [I'm putting all of you in timeout.] Cheng Jin watched as the chatroom errupted into chaos. In the end, he couldn't ask any decent advice. "You told me that this was the no.1 chatroom in the mainstream. Why is it only 4 people?" [Correction. 5, you're also a part of it now.] Before Cheng Jin could complain, the door to his room opened and he quickly scrambled to get back on his bed. "I've brought breakfast." Ying Yu entered with a tray of food, seeing this, Cheng Jin's soul almost left his body. Seeing Cheng Jin's odd expression, Ying Yu carefully placed the tray down before striding to the other's side. With his left hand, he grasped Cheng Jin's shoulder, before the other could protest, Ying Yu was already pressing his face closer, their foreheads touching. After a beat, Ying Yu slowly retreated, his eyes never leaving Cheng Jin. "You don't have a fever, but why are you red?" Honestly, Cheng Jin doesn't know. What he does know though, that he preferably wants to be burried 8 feet below the ground right now. 'PLEASE SEND HELP!'

Experiencing a suffocating marriage with the man whom she was arranged to marry made Joanna want to leave him. But it was a failure as she died as the wife of the man who abandoned her and her son before they divorced. On the verge of her death, she made a wish to not encounter him again if there was a next life. She wished for the end of their fate only in this lifetime. She wanted to forget everything about him. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the room of the mansion of the man she just married. She was awakened by a dream that seemed to be a nightmare of her past life. She didn’t remember completely everything that had occurred in her past life and the dream was fragmented. But deep inside her heart, she only felt one thing. She was adamant about leaving him, to be far away from him. Therefore, she left his mansion just before she met him in person in the present lifetime. However, what she didn’t expect was that the so-called husband pursued her, not allowing her to leave him. Would Joanna be successful in leaving the man in this lifetime? Would fate play the same tragedy as her past life? --- As he pulled his finger away from her soft, warm lips, he said, “It is good you stopped winding up, Joanna. Otherwise, I would have used the other method to make you stop blabbering over the same, boring topic endlessly.” When he noticed the stubborn woman was about to prove herself to be stubborn, the man leaned forward in a swift movement, facing the woman’s stupefied face which was an inch away from his. “Continue to blabbering, don’t blame me if I apply my other method right now,” the man murmured above her breath, trailing his gaze from her quivering eyes to her lips before moving it back to her now widened eyes. --- *Cover doesn’t belong to the author. Credit to the artist/owner.

In the year 2045, when humanity stands at the crossroads of civilization, a hidden war is being staged for the fate of species. Luo Lin, who was born as a military doctor in the special forces, met Lin Yue, a biotechnology researcher with the special ability of "seeing life", while tracking down a series of bizarre biological mutation events. The encounter between the two uncovers a shocking secret that is enough to change the fate of mankind: the quantum consciousness technology and mysterious "evolution factor" across the globe are actually the testing ground of civilization laid by alien civilizations. In this world where technology and mutation coexist, human society is divided into "transcendentals" who pursue digital immortality and "primitives" who aspire to genetic evolution. When the evolutionary factor spreads out of control, the quantum consciousness network is invaded by mysterious signals, and human civilization is in an unprecedented crisis. Luo Lin and Lin Yue must find a balance between maintaining humanity and transcending evolution, opening up a third path for humanity beyond the seemingly inevitable trajectory of fate. This is a story of choice, a story of perseverance or change in the face of the unknown, and a story of love and hope that can transcend death and evolution. When the spark of civilization is blown by the wind of fate, where will we go?

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?

Aya and her 4 childhood friends grew up together since they were 5 year old. She was often mistaken as a boy due to her appearance since she was a toddler. But it all stopped until she entered junior high school, and it's all solely because of one reason....

Alexis Sterling has it all—power, wealth, and a perfect marriage. Or so she thought. When she discovers her husband’s affair with his secretary, her world shatters. But Alexis doesn’t crumble. Instead, she fires him from her own company, swears off love, and sets her sights on reclaiming control of her life. Enter Damian Blackwood, her husband’s fiercest business rival and a man with his own agenda. In a moment of reckless passion, Alexis finds herself entangled with Damian, appointing him as the new CEO of her empire. But as corporate sabotage, betrayal, and a dark past threaten to destroy everything she’s built, Alexis must decide if she can trust Damian—or if he’s part of the plan to take her down. In business, trust is everything—but in love, it could cost her everything.

Alice a beauty falls in love with Shawn a very handsome guy.Alice and Shawn have their hidden identities from the dark world but they still managed to be together

The small town of HeathCroft was well-known for its family of mysterious billionaires, the Zuris. Lauriel and James Zuri, the parents, were well-liked philanthropists who would visit an orphanage every few years and adopt a child to welcome into their family. All the children previously adopted by the Zuri's had something special about them-some talent or potential that made them deserving of a new home. The people of HeathCroft believed that the Zuris were doing a noble act by giving these children a chance to exercise their potential and let them be. However, when the newest arrival, Adrianne Zuri, joined the family, it raised a couple eyebrows. Adrianne Zuri went against all the invisible requirements the townspeople believed you needed to complete to become a Zuri. She was illiterate, didn't seem to have any creativity in her blood, and was overall as ordinary as one could be in a family of extraordinary individuals. What the HeathCroftian townspeople didn't know was that Adrianne was by far the most peculiar member of the entire Zuri family. ---- credits to @NoelleAnn397 for the cover

For three years, i was a shadow in his life, a mere silhouette, whilst his 'white moonlight' was the radiant sun that illuminated his world. I was always at the receiving end of his disdaining stare, uncaring nature. Our marriage, just a formality for him, a mere piece of paper. I tolerated everything because my love for him was blind and all-consuming. Until that fateful night, when i was losing my sole reason of happiness, crying in agony, calling for help whilst he hurried to comfort his first love. Finally i accepted that his heart is forever closed for me. So i signed the divorce paper and slipped away, leaving the heartache behind. I've never been happier,than i am now, a year after closing that chapter. But why am i pinned under my scumbag ex-husband, his tone intense. “Quite bold of you to think that you can just up and leave, dear wife!" I smiled indifferently “it's ex-wife” His bloodshot eyes locked into mine, a chilling smile on his “I haven't signed those paper yet!”

After so many years of matchmaking, Tian Shi, the angel of love, still failed to find a love match for Hui Long. Frustrated, the young angel resorted to drinking away his sorrows. “I curse you! You… you loveless human!!! Arghhh!!!” Tian Shi shouted at the heavens. “You cold-hearted man!! Turn into a pig!!!! At least then I can eat you.” But little did he know his words came true. Hui Long, who was currently walking home after his dinner meeting, suddenly felt a pain in his gut. The next second, he changed into a small pink piglet. ‘Huh? What? Who?’ the little pig, lost in the middle of the busy city, looked around dazedly. “Ah, a pig…” Tian Shi picked up the little lost creature and held it up to his face. Unceremoniously, he separated the pig's legs and giggled. “Oh, you're a boy.” The pig let out a loud squeal. ‘Where are you looking, you absurd!!!’ Not understanding the pig language, the young angel giggled. “I'll call you Little Gold. Let's go home. After you are all grown up, I'll make you into pig trotters~” That is how our protagonist got cursed into a pig and kidnapped by a lunatic love angel.