Eats Shoots And Leaves

We are in this new orphanage but why couldn't we leave? Is this house trying to stop us?

At Yūgen Academy, where prodigies gather, the Math Research Club is a place where complex problems are devoured for breakfast. Newcomer Kanzaki Seiya meets the calm and brilliant prodigy Kisaragi Akari, whose dazzling talent hides a secret no one knows. Under the gentle guidance of Hoshino-sensei, they face mathematical puzzles that are more than just numbers and formulas—they are fragments of pain and hidden truths within their own hearts. The Math Research Club Eats Problems for Breakfast is a story where logic and emotion intertwine, weaving a fractal world of bittersweet struggles and hopeful dreams.

The day Taoist Wang Ye came down the mountain Eldest senior sister: "I’m giving you a billion-dollar hotel, follow me." Second senior sister: "A healer’s heart, Wang Ye, come work as Divine Doctor in my clinic." Third senior sister: "Senior sister wants to take you to conquer the entire entertainment industry." Fifth senior sister: "Wang Ye, from today on, you are the chief appraisal master in my treasure appraisal business." Sixth senior sister: "Fly through the blue skies and travel the world with me." Fourth senior sister: "Follow the fourth senior sister, you can’t go wrong…" Ah... The senior sisters are too formidable, what a dilemma!

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Jidenna stared at the harem villain's unconscious body under his feet and the 13 knocked out beauties scattered around him. He looked at the sky and sighed, "Can't I have a break" **** After being betrayed and killed by the one closest to him Jidenna, an ancient god woke up in a rental apartment with no memory of who he was. His only clue was the acceptance letter on his laptop to a university across the continent and the insight that accompanied him: he could know the use of an object with a touch. But before he could fully adjust to his new reality he was poisoned. Dragging himself from the gate of hades he went on a spree of revenge and afterwards set off to another land for schooling. Thinking to himself that the action was over but he began to notice strange things ever since he entered Pǔshì University His roommate wanted to siphon his luck. His seatmate was a trouble magnet and a harbinger of disaster. The random elderly man wanted to steal his girl and make her his 108th concubine. As if that wasn't enough action already the world ended gods and monsters tore open the sky bringing forth a new era of chaos. Bursting with anger, Jidenna rubbed them all in the sand and stuffed grass in their mouths. ——— Contact me on Instagram @Daoist_Starweaver

Aetherius Emwind reencarnó 350 años en el futuro después de morir en su emocionante y ultima pelea, en esta vida decidirá recorrer su nueva vida placenteramente mientras conoce a gente nueva y descubrirá su meta final pero no todo es felicidad en su vida, para lograr su meta tendría que pasar por terribles escenario y complicaciones en su recorrido. Aetherius Emwind reincarnated 350 years into the future after dying in his thrilling and final battle. In this life, he will decide to journey through his new existence pleasantly while meeting new people and discovering his ultimate goal. However, not everything is happiness in his life; to achieve his goal, he would have to pass through terrible scenarios and complications along his journey.

After a life of hard work, all I received in return was betrayal. So, I decided to eat the Demon and become the mastermind in the shadows. Fantasy | Harem | SMUT | R18 | Demons | MILF | Romance

Working sun up to sun down at odd jobs, this young priest has a huge heart opened to the world, But can he open up his heart to people who aren't from here? clover is a dude out of college with no where to go. he does odd jobs to keep himself afloat, volunteering at the church and orphanage in his free time. how will he react and survive from encountering beings who are from a different plane.

Life... What is life? Who defines it? Who decides it? Who conceives it? The truth is that we all have it. Some of us hate it. Some of us don't want to lose it. To some it's... precious. To others it's a burden, it's misery... it's a threat. Life is too complex for us -no- for mere humans to understand. It isn't our choice. It has never been our choice. It will never be our choice. So basically, the only thing left for us to do is to choose. Choose whether to leave it or live it. Though, it's easier said than done.

Two people who were both in love with each other, but the society's opinion came and started to plant rust in their relationship. He did not trust himself, reason for him not to continue whatever connection they have and did not show up the moment she needed his comfort. Mark did not know what happened back then, but after seeing her again, he decided to cut the wedding his family arranged for him for the sake of money. On the other hand, there's this someone waiting for him to come back, but after knowing who's going to be married, Naomi warned herself that she should stay away from that person so she would not hurt anyone. After so many failures in pursuing someone he had lost for years, she's now walking down the aisle, crying while seeing the determination in his eyes to marry the woman who never judged him.

I woke up in a cold, prison cell injured and with no memories, only the echo of a name I couldn't place and a pair of storm-dark eyes, haunting my dreams. He told me that I am his queen. That I belonged to him. King Vesperian, the enigmatic king with a smile like sin and a gaze that unraveled me. He pulled me from the shadows and draped me in silks and jewels, swearing I was safe, cherished… loved. But if I was his, why did it feel like I was being watched, studied, played? In a palace wrapped in beauty and secrets, I walk the line between fantasy and fear, drawn to a husband who feels like both protector and captor. The court whispers, the walls close in, and with every fleeting memory that returns, I’m forced to wonder: is this a second chance at love—or the beginning of a dangerous game I already lost once?

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Alice, an seemingly ordinary human, finds her life irrevocably changed when she falls deeply in love with Shawn, a captivating being who is half-vampire and half-demon. Their passionate connection leads to a pivotal moment where Alice's hidden powers awaken, revealing her true identity: she is the long-lost Demon Queen, Nyx. This revelation, however, comes with a dark side; her newfound demonic nature amplifies her negative emotions, causing her to lash out and even harm those she cares about. Struggling with her dual nature, Alice is drawn to a mysterious, ancient castle, her maternal home, where she reunites with her mother, Zhou—a powerful witch. Zhou reveals Alice's true lineage as the daughter of a demon king and a witch queen, explaining that her memories were suppressed and her powers sealed to protect her from vengeful witches. The magical ritual performed to save her life after an attack, however, had a significant cost, affecting her father's memories and linking his return to her loss of innocence. Under her mother's guidance, Alice trains to control her witch powers, but mastering her demonic side requires a journey to Hell. There, she fully embraces her role as Queen Nyx, ruling with a firm hand and even encountering her demon king father, Drexel (who is also Lucifer's nephew). As Nyx, she exhibits formidable power and a ruthless streak, leading to a tense confrontation with Shawn, her love, who tries to bring her back to her "Alice" self. Their tumultuous relationship deepens as they navigate her volatile powers and his attempts to keep her grounded. The story delves into Alice's struggle to balance her human heart with her demonic destiny, her relationships with both her birth family and Shawn, and the challenges of her reign in Hell. Ultimately, through their trials and unwavering love, Alice and Shawn succeed in forging an unprecedented peace between the vampire, demon, and witch realms, uniting their disparate worlds.

Experiencing a suffocating marriage with the man whom she was arranged to marry made Joanna want to leave him. But it was a failure as she died as the wife of the man who abandoned her and her son before they divorced. On the verge of her death, she made a wish to not encounter him again if there was a next life. She wished for the end of their fate only in this lifetime. She wanted to forget everything about him. However, when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the room of the mansion of the man she just married. She was awakened by a dream that seemed to be a nightmare of her past life. She didn’t remember completely everything that had occurred in her past life and the dream was fragmented. But deep inside her heart, she only felt one thing. She was adamant about leaving him, to be far away from him. Therefore, she left his mansion just before she met him in person in the present lifetime. However, what she didn’t expect was that the so-called husband pursued her, not allowing her to leave him. Would Joanna be successful in leaving the man in this lifetime? Would fate play the same tragedy as her past life? --- As he pulled his finger away from her soft, warm lips, he said, “It is good you stopped winding up, Joanna. Otherwise, I would have used the other method to make you stop blabbering over the same, boring topic endlessly.” When he noticed the stubborn woman was about to prove herself to be stubborn, the man leaned forward in a swift movement, facing the woman’s stupefied face which was an inch away from his. “Continue to blabbering, don’t blame me if I apply my other method right now,” the man murmured above her breath, trailing his gaze from her quivering eyes to her lips before moving it back to her now widened eyes. --- *Cover doesn’t belong to the author. Credit to the artist/owner.

Since ancient times, there has been a lingering question: is humanity inherently evil, or is it society that corrupts it? In this story, we follow Morgan, a young man known for his kindness and good heart, who deeply loves animals. However, he dies suddenly from an illness. It is then that he encounters a god of death, ready to devour his soul and merge it with the universe. But another god intervenes to offer him help, aiming to prove a point on which the god of death disagrees. The two gods make a wager: whether the young man will retain his pure essence or be consumed by the cruel and merciless world in which he will reincarnate—a world where humanity is on the brink of extinction. However, there’s a small twist: the god of death reincarnates him as an axolotl, while the other god grants him a gift. Will Morgan remain true to his ideals, or will he succumb to a corrupt and decaying society?

Desde siempre ha existido la incógnita de si el humano es malo por naturaleza o es la sociedad que lo corrompe, bueno en esta historia veremos la historia de Morgan un joven que se presenta como un jóven bondadoso y de buen corazón que ama a los animales, sin embargo fallece repentinamente por una enfermedad,es entonces cuando conoce a un dios de la muerte el cual estaba dispuesto a deborar su alma y hacerla una con el universo, es cuando otro dios aparece para brindarle ayuda y así demostrar un punto con el cual el dios de la muerte difiere y tiene una opinión contraria, ambos dioses hacen una apuesta, sobre si el chico mantendrá su escencia intacta o será absorbido por el mundo en el cual reencarnará el cual se presenta totalmente cruel y despiadado, con la especie humana al borde de la extinción, sin embargo hay un pequeño detalle y es el dios de la muerte lo reencarna siendo una ajolote, mientras que el otro dios le da un regalo, Morgan lograra mantenerse fiel a sus ideales o simplemente será víctima de una sociedad putrefacta y corrompida

I was isekai’d into another world and turned into a rotten egg due to a system error. At first, they thought I would hatch, but it turned out I wouldn’t. Instead, I was given absolute defense powers and a foul stench that could repel hungry monsters. I must survive in the deepest dungeon filled with savage monsters by absorbing their powers—by being eaten. The journey becomes more thrilling when I realize not all monsters are the same — I have to cleverly choose which ones I let eat me, so I can absorb their strength and become even more powerful. If God gives me another chance, I promise not to break eggs so easily again. I also won’t be a fried rice seller — I’ll be a chef who cooks without using eggs!

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After so many years of matchmaking, Tian Shi, the angel of love, still failed to find a love match for Hui Long. Frustrated, the young angel resorted to drinking away his sorrows. “I curse you! You… you loveless human!!! Arghhh!!!” Tian Shi shouted at the heavens. “You cold-hearted man!! Turn into a pig!!!! At least then I can eat you.” But little did he know his words came true. Hui Long, who was currently walking home after his dinner meeting, suddenly felt a pain in his gut. The next second, he changed into a small pink piglet. ‘Huh? What? Who?’ the little pig, lost in the middle of the busy city, looked around dazedly. “Ah, a pig…” Tian Shi picked up the little lost creature and held it up to his face. Unceremoniously, he separated the pig's legs and giggled. “Oh, you're a boy.” The pig let out a loud squeal. ‘Where are you looking, you absurd!!!’ Not understanding the pig language, the young angel giggled. “I'll call you Little Gold. Let's go home. After you are all grown up, I'll make you into pig trotters~” That is how our protagonist got cursed into a pig and kidnapped by a lunatic love angel.

A Baekhyun Academy Romance When a national scandal forces Korea’s most elite school to “clean up its image,” a mysterious merit list appears—offering five poor students a golden ticket into Baekhyun International Academy. Seventeen-year-old Song Hae-won, daughter of a struggling noodle vendor, wakes up to find her name on the list. She didn’t apply. She didn’t even want to go. Now she’s surrounded by billionaires’ heirs, fake smiles, and cameras waiting for her to trip. Worse? The school’s hottest, most dangerous boys suddenly know her name. The cold one glares like he wants to ruin her. The charming one flirts like she’s a game. And the princess in heels? She might be the scariest of them all. Everyone says Baekhyun changes people. But no one warned them about Hae-won. All she wanted was a chance. What she got was a war. She may be quiet. But she didn’t come to play.

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Day's after her wedding, she’s hit with a nightmare she never saw coming—her groom, the man she loved and planned a future with, ghosts her completely, vanishing without a word. No explanation, no closure. Just gone. Heartbroken and filled with regret, she spends hours replaying her life’s choices, wondering where she went wrong, what she could have done differently to avoid this fate. But fate, it seems, has an unexpected twist. Back in 2014, with a second chance to rewrite her story. Armed with the painful knowledge of her future heartbreak, she refuses to let fate get the best of her this time. Determined to live life on her terms, she sets out to take control—choosing love, ambition, and joy with purpose. No regrets, no wasted time. This time around, she’s the one calling the shots—and nothing, not even fate itself, will stop her from living her best life.

The planet Earth has finally entered its evolution stage. However, before it can proceed, the world must first be destroyed. Volcanoes erupted, raining magma and meteors across the land. Gigantic storms swept the skies, and massive earthquakes split the ground. One disaster after another struck, wiping out every sign of civilization. Meanwhile, as the world above descended into chaos, Wang Lei was trapped deep inside a mining cave. Will he be able survive in this ruined world—and adapt to the sudden, terrifying changes that awaits him?