Snape Has A Dry Sense Of Humor

The fire burned ever brighter, and more and more people were passing the flame. Beneath the land covered in ice and snow, a dragon awoke from the magma, elves danced upon the ears of grain, and mushrooms ran happily. At this moment. Russell Fluorescent Fungus raised the Sword of Burning in his hand and was crowned the Flame King in the name of a Dragon Knight. ... Dragons and elves set sail once more, this time to farm in a frozen land! An arduous work by Bai Yuhann in 2024, please enjoy watching!

She was framed by her sister and accidentally had a one-night stand with him. Later, he found various unreasonable excuses to force her to live with him. To seek revenge, she reluctantly agreed. "I...I thought you were gay!" She slowly retreated to the corner of the wall. "I thought you already knew the answer to that question that night," he said, emphasizing the word "that night". Later, to get a celebrity's headline news, she secretly sneaked into a grand engagement banquet. However... "Everyone, this is my fiancée." He said to the guests, holding her waist. Upon hearing this, her stepmother and sister were both stunned. With his help and her own efforts, she thought she was going to live a happy life. However, her company suddenly had a new boss... "You! You eat my food, live in my house, sleep with me, and how dare you deduct my salary!" "What about that night you slept with me and only gave me $50?" He said. She thought to herself: How could a billionaire be so petty about just $50! She would definitely divorce! Six years later... "Mommy! This uncle said he'll be our daddy if we pay him just $50! Should we get him?" "Mommy! I agree with that!"

Kaoru Kagami, known to his fans as the mysterious Erebus Kyrielight, is one of the manga world's rising stars, crafting epic tales of heroism and despair under the veil of anonymity. But behind his pen name lies a chuunibyo artist who spends more time summoning his "Abyssal Flame Technique" than meeting deadlines. Aya Takahashi, a cold and emotionless manga editor tasked with refining Kaoru's work. Her sharp critiques and no-nonsense attitude clash hilariously with Kaoru's overly dramatic and eccentric personality. Yet beneath her icy exterior lies a secret soft spot for the stories she helps cultivate. As the duo navigate the chaotic world of manga creation complete with tight deadlines, fan expectations, and Kaoru's constant anime-inspired antics they begin to realize that the most compelling stories aren't always found in panels and ink. Sometimes, they're written in the moments shared between an artist and the person who believes in their vision, even when it's hard to say out loud.

[ DING ] [ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ] ---- That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down! ****** Cover by AI ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

In her previous life, Su Jin was conspired by her family. Her baby was born through Caesarean birth, she had her eyes gouged out, and died tragically. When she was reborn, she suppressed the invincible Master Xiao. Her red lips lifted slightly as she said, "Handsome man, I see your yin tang has turned black. There will be a disaster in three days. If you want to resolve this calamity, marry me. I guarantee you will have safety, security, many children, and many blessings for the rest of your life.” Xi Chenxiao replied, “Get lost.” Three days later, he was rushed to the hospital. Su Jin said, “Handsome man, I reckon your heart may soon get pierced by an arrow.” Xi Chenxiao answered, “Get away from me!” Two days later, Xi Chenxiao was once again rushed to the hospital. Su Jin started, “Handsome man, I…” Xi Chenxiao interrupted her, “Stop! Let’s get married right now!” News of the overwhelmingly wealthy and powerful Xiaoye marrying the Su Family’s older daughter, a nobody, spread like wildfire. His brothers were puzzled but Master Xiao explained, “A wife to bless us with safety.” However, later… A fan asked, “Master Xiao, I heard that your wife is the world-famous voice actor.” Xi Chenxiao was confused. A reader asked, “Master Xiao, I heard that your wife is a greater writer.” Xi Chenxiao was confused. A little boy asked, “Master Xiao, I heard that your wife is a top hacker.” Xi Chenxiao was confused. “What are you guys talking about? My wife is a fortune teller!” [A little theatre] One day in a small, black house. Xi Chenxiao sat on a chair, his face a look of solemnity. “Tell me, then. How many more things are you hiding from me?” Su Jin shook her fingers and answered, “There aren’t many left, only that I’m a Qiuming Mountain racer, a certain boss in gaming, a certain talented right, and a special researcher of the International Research institute…” Xi Chenxiao was speechless. His wife was the real deal!

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

novel has been republished! here's new link: [https://www.webnovel.com/book/xxx-system_28991915008555405] "ah! i can't stop thinking about that girl, her tits were just soo... big!" "i hope we meet again soon...." How would you feel about having all your wildest fantasies come to past? Kyle Conner was just your average 16 year old boy with average looks and a perverted nature. sent by his parents to school with his aunt life took a wild turn for him encountering the demon of lust Lilith, his future wife. "am a demon?" "yes my love. you're now officially a demon and my little toy." Lilith smirked proudly puffing out her two cannons making Kyle drool. Kyle being an average teenager encountered Lilith the demon of lust second strongest demon whom granted him a contract bonding them for eternity. [bonding initiated 5%] [bonding 20%] [bonding 50%] [bonding 75%] [bonding 100%] [activating xxx system] along with the contract came a mysterious system as old as time granting him the opportunity of a lifetime. adventure pain laughter awaits Kyle as he navigates his way as a demon exploring other imaginable planets growing stronger to become something more than a demonic being. Note: this is a really interesting novel containing r-18 scenes, weaktostrong, overpowered, demons, systems, anti-hero...

This is a story about me. Where we begin the story, I have no name. There is nothing in my memories of love. There has only ever been fear. Alpha. Omega. Beta. The three sub genders after the standard Male and Female. The world I live in there was also a hierarchy between each sub gender except for Betas. Betas would be the normal, everyday, average human. The majority of the gender society. They are not affected by pheromones, and their own are not strong enough to affect others. Betas, like the other two sub genders, can be male or female. When you get to Alphas, you have dominant Alphas and Alphas that are closer to Beta in behavior, called submissive Alphas. Dominant Alphas are more possessive, stronger, and a tad faster than a submissive one. That does not mean that the submissive Alphas are a push over. They just tend to be more on the quieter side. However, no matter the hierarchy, get two Alphas together that are fighting over dominance and the submissive can be just as dangerous as the dominate. Alphas in general are the ruling class now. They are the CEOs, lawyers, world leaders, even the most of the sport professionals and actors. This brings us to Omegas. The lowest class. Though times have changed, the old ways of looking down towards Omegas, is still very much everywhere you look. Omegas who were once only caged and leashed by their respective Alpha as an item and nothing more; are now allowed to work and go to school. The schools still tend to keep Omegas separate from the Alphas to prevent accidents from happening and most places of employment would rather hire an Alpha or Beta. Omegas tend to not usually have a dominant gene in their body, making them easy targets for the illegal trade. The world slangs them as Breeders. Oh, did I mention that the males, who are very rare, can also get pregnant? *Please note I may have uploaded this on my old account under a different name here but no longer have access to that account. I am rewriting this story and more. *

[Warning: Mature Content. Non-Human Reverse Harem. No Doormat FL] #shapeshifter #beasts #baby #ghost #supernatural #transmigration #r18+ (I will formally start updating in June because of the summer heat. Keep it on your library if you like and you can also follow me :D) Blurb: Elves? Fairies? Merfolks? Oh, come on~ Princess? Office worker, actress and teenager, who turned heroines? Hmm, then what would you say about a ghost? Aiya, let's go for something more peculiar and wilder for a change! Enter Dan Shi, a ghost who had seemingly grown tree roots and old thick branches after wandering the world for a thousand—oh, scratch that—since primitive period! Dan Shi: Why am I that old?!!! Well, it's a story of an ancient ghost and oh-la-la men~ Need I say more? Small fishes! Big fishes! So, what if she's a ghost? Her fish tank is brimming with luscious men! **** Image used for the book cover AI generated with few tweaks. This includes a system but won't be the usual. It's the first time I'll be writing one it won't be the needy and complicated system type or depends, it's by my standards anyway. Author's Ongoing Book/s: Enter Beast World: Starting Anew Without a Protagonist Halo Chapter Word Count: 1000-1500 Any Super Gift = 2 Bonus Chapters

Lisa Galdr, once a spoiled noble daughter, finds her life upended when her father sacrifices her to a dark church plot on the Day of Gathering. Sent to a brutal sanctuary for women and children, Lisa endures horrific experiments and is sold into slavery. Her suffering culminates when a deranged nobleman attacks her, but a mysterious man named Lugh intervenes. Lugh, a noble with a hidden agenda, rescues Lisa and claims her as his own to thwart a group of Holy Knights seeking to reclaim her. As Lisa begins to understand Lugh's true intentions, she discovers a chance for freedom and revenge, realizing that behind Lugh's cold exterior lies a surprisingly warm heart

Karl, a young man stuck in a rough patch after losing his job and burning through almost all his savings, wandered through the cold, dark streets of Eldoria. On the damp, silent sidewalks, he stumbled upon something bizarre: an old gacha machine mysteriously appearing at every corner he turned, almost as if it was following him. Driven by a mix of curiosity and the overwhelming weirdness of the situation, Karl finally gave in and used his last bit of money on the machine. From the gacha ball, he pulled out a card with a barcode. Back in his cramped apartment, curiosity finally won over caution, and Karl scanned the barcode. To his shock, an app called "Common Sense Manipulation App" installed itself on his phone, claiming it could alter people's "common sense." ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

Their bond had been forged in the quiet moments within the cafe's walls, but now it was tested in the crucible of Yuuto’s reality. Together, they faced an uncertain future, but one thing was clear: they would face it together. Camilla (Shocked): You... Love me Yuuto? Yuuto (blushes): Yes, I do and very deeply but the thing is, bring you into my life is a big issue and I don’t want you in any predicaments because of me. Camilla (Smiles): I love you too. I am sure we can figure something out and without any risk. And here starts their dangerous love path of Camilla and Yuuto what to become of them and their lives, it was a risk they were both willing to take just to live together and get the life they wanted.

Max, a normal teenager like any other gets transported out of nowhere to another world.follow his story as he tries to figure out his place

As the twelve nations of Velandor grow stronger, so too does their hunger for power. The once-unshakable unity fostered by the Velandor Constitution begins to crumble, and the Ancestral Palace, led by Lord Gideon Leondell, struggles to maintain control. Tensions rise as the balance of power and peace that has long defined the empire teeters on the edge of collapse. In the midst of this turmoil, the legendary ancestor of the Leondell family mysteriously returns, wielding the ancient authority of the Constitution to restore order. Yet, not all welcome this resurgence of power. Coalitions of defiance and resistance form, threatening to shatter the fragile peace. With alliances unraveling and nations on the brink of war, the return of the ancestor may either be Velandor's salvation—or the spark that ignites its downfall. "The Ancestor Has Returned" is a tale of political intrigue, ancient legacies, and the fierce battle to preserve peace in a world on the verge of chaos.

My name is Adrian Reinhard Azazel, the legendary Demon King reincarnated as a descendant of the hero who once defeated me. Now, I just want a chill life like sleeping, eating good food, and staying out of trouble. But yeah, life doesn’t seem that easy. Because of a prophecy about my return, everyone’s in a panic. And here I am, stuck in a hero academy, surrounded by kids being trained to defeat demons like me. Trouble keeps coming my way, even though all I want is to lie down and relax. This is the story of a Demon King who just wants to take it easy, but the world refuses to give him a break.

"The Company Commander is definitely crazy." "Yeah, the Company Commander's nickname is Mad Dog." THIS IS A FAN TRANSLATION

Kaitlin Hasley has been in love with Samuel St. James. She was 16 when her brother Nathan brought Samuel to their home for the first time. Samuel was 23 at the time. By miracle or just plain faith seven years later, Kaitlin ended up getting married to Samuel. Kaitlin thought that she would get her happy ending unfortunately it was not meant to be. Samuel had already let someone into his heart and was reluctant to let her in. After four years of marriage, Kaitlin was mistreated and unloved. Kaitlin has to choose between staying with Samuel and keep living the way she has been for the past four years of leave and making a new life for herself.

Suzu, a talented disciple of the Cloud Sword School, was killed by her fellow master. However, Suzu's soul drifted into the body of a young child with the same name. She gave up her grudge from her original dimension and became the young Suzu, who has a mission to find her family in a new dimension.

After a long time being taken to a different world I've finally returned to lead the country as a king again. But who could know if everyone still remember me or if I still remember them. Did they even love me? Did they even respect me and will they respect me as before? And were they grateful that they didn't see my face for over 20 years. And yeah, we don't age as the normally or it's just a mith someone told to their parents. I'd love to see the faces of people I once laughed, and fought together for the better tomorrow. I have a weird tingling sensation that is telling me that it will not go that smoothly as I want it to be. What is the future awaiting for me? Will my return take a turn to worse?

What if you are transmigrated as an outright Villain? A character hated by everyone, and seemingly the world itself. How would you fare? To me, not that hard, really. I have a system that gives me rewards whenever I fight. Duels, Monster-Hunting, and even war all could make me stronger. That is the Martial System. It makes fighting much easier, however, how I wish, it could change my past. I'm Abraham, now named Aphelios. The Bastard Son of the Baron Lyndon.

(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.

Liang Sheng transmigrated into the alternate world, starting off with the talent "Dull Cultivator". A "Dull Cultivator" referred to someone with a sincere heart, unyielding perseverance, and extremely slow cultivation speed. There was no bottleneck in his cultivation. But what did it matter if there was no bottleneck in his cultivation? Having an extremely slow cultivation speed made everything difficult. However, when he reached the ninth realm of Profound Eternity and broke through to the tenth realm, extending his lifespan by twenty years, he suddenly realized that this was the true meaning of "no bottleneck in cultivation". Any cultivation method could be pushed to its limits and be continuously cultivated. Since that was the case, if one method of cultivating longevity was not enough, then he would practice ten methods! If ten methods were not enough, then he would practice twenty! In short, he wanted to achieve immortality!

Zeek wakes up to find himself severely convulsing. After some time somebody comes picks him up and he feels being carried away. He passes out from all the convulsions. Almost a month later he realizes he has been reincarnated. The place is earth. But everything is not it seems at first. He is not the same here. He is sick. But is he? Join Zeeks journey to find out!!

life is a curse. You are suddenly alive, forced to learn many new things, forced to understand, forced to be smart, and also forced to stay alive. but behind all that, life is still something beautiful. if that curse makes me able to enjoy and understand the meaning of life. then I think I will accept that curse gladly.

On the edge of a cliff, a lone figure sits, her feet dangling above over the abyss, the remnants of a once-thriving clan now reduced to ruins. As the night sky stretches endlessly above her, she wrestles with the haunting question: Was this tragedy her failure, or an unchangeable destiny? Beneath the stars, she must confront the past to find a way forward-or risk being consumed by it. Disclaimer: I am not a native fellow civilian of china so anything that might seem inaccurate please correct me as I am only just a beginner and this is my first novel including chinese culture