Snape Has A Dry Sense Of Humor

The fire burned ever brighter, and more and more people were passing the flame. Beneath the land covered in ice and snow, a dragon awoke from the magma, elves danced upon the ears of grain, and mushrooms ran happily. At this moment. Russell Fluorescent Fungus raised the Sword of Burning in his hand and was crowned the Flame King in the name of a Dragon Knight. ... Dragons and elves set sail once more, this time to farm in a frozen land! An arduous work by Bai Yuhann in 2024, please enjoy watching!

When her rich boyfriend abandons her for a heiress, Maddison Lane wants revenge! Unable to follow through with her plans, she drowns her sorrows at the bar only to find herself in the arms of Billionaire Elias King! He gives her an offer she cannot refuse, become his bride and he will help her get revenge on her ex! But as Maddison and Elias grow closer, hidden secrets begin to surface. Will they survive the obstacles ahead of them? Will Maddison ever find out the truth behind her mother's death? Read on and find out! ~ “How do you know my name? And who are you?” The man was looking through a watch case, trying to pick the one that suited him best. He glanced over at Maddison for a second. “Right, we haven’t introduced ourselves to each other, have we? I’m sorry, let’s start from the top,” He said as he fastened the watch to his wrist. “My name is Elias, Elias King. And you are Maddison Lane, am I right?” He asked. He knew her name! Even her surname! But that wasn’t the more shocking part. The name Elias King definitely sounded familiar to her. Where had she heard of it before? No! Maddison could not believe it! She slept with billionaire Elias King?! ~ Hi everyone! This is author ValestriaMoon here! It's been a while since I wrote a new novel, I hope you'll take a look and have a read! Join me on this exciting new journey with Maddison and Elias in a modern world! If you're interested in my other works, please feel free to have a browse! New World New Life (Completed) The Dragon King's Heart (Completed) The King's Mistress (Completed) Alpha Damien's Cursed Mate (Completed) King? Knight? Lord? They are all my husbands! (Completed) Publishing schedule: Daily chapter until further notice~ Will there be smut? Yes, there will be. :)

She was framed by her sister and accidentally had a one-night stand with him. Later, he found various unreasonable excuses to force her to live with him. To seek revenge, she reluctantly agreed. "I...I thought you were gay!" She slowly retreated to the corner of the wall. "I thought you already knew the answer to that question that night," he said, emphasizing the word "that night". Later, to get a celebrity's headline news, she secretly sneaked into a grand engagement banquet. However... "Everyone, this is my fiancée." He said to the guests, holding her waist. Upon hearing this, her stepmother and sister were both stunned. With his help and her own efforts, she thought she was going to live a happy life. However, her company suddenly had a new boss... "You! You eat my food, live in my house, sleep with me, and how dare you deduct my salary!" "What about that night you slept with me and only gave me $50?" He said. She thought to herself: How could a billionaire be so petty about just $50! She would definitely divorce! Six years later... "Mommy! This uncle said he'll be our daddy if we pay him just $50! Should we get him?" "Mommy! I agree with that!"

Gem Atkinson, River State's Number One Gentleman, high-ranking and influential, handsome and unparalleled, known to the world as Young Master Unparalleled. Forsythia Brown lost her parents at a young age and lived in Atkinson Manor, not only did she not suffer the hardships of living under someone else's roof, but instead grew increasingly proud of being Miss Atkinson. Gem Atkinson was the one who had encouraged her insouciance. 【Example One】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss has scratched Miss Spencer's face." "Only the face? Hm, Viola, how I have taught you? If someone pushes you, at least beat them until they can't get out of bed for three months." 【Example Two】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss has broken the Governor's son's leg." "Oh, has Viola been injured?" Subordinate: Value your life, stay away from the Young Miss. 【Example Three】 "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss says she's going to the moon for Mid-Autumn cake this year." "Contact the Space Agency, arrange the time." Subordinates: Kneel and hug the Young Miss's leg, and beg for her presence. 【And Then…】 On the day of Gem Atkinson's wedding, the bride-to-be was tragically kidnapped. The culprit, Forsythia Brown! "Mr. Gem, the Young Miss said: if you marry her, she'll release the bride, otherwise, she tears the ticket." "I'll marry." Forsythia Brown successfully forced marriage and transformed from Miss Atkinson to Young Mrs. Atkinson. Thereafter, the couple had a deep love for each other, which attracted the envy of others. However, just three short years later, the couple's love broke apart. "Forsythia Brown, if you don't suffer imprisonment, who else will?" Gem Atkinson personally sent Forsythia Brown to prison. Five years later, Forsythia Brown was released from prison. From then on, love and resentment grew, and the wind and clouds rose. In the midst of life and death, she realized that he had always been deeply devoted to her and had always protected her under his wings! ★ In one sentence: this is a story about a flapper who transformed into a queen. Another sentence: also a story of a cool, domineering, and super cute baby who is involved with her father's love and hatred. ★ 【Father-daughter confrontation One】 "Handsome brother, I'm four years old, not a one-year-old kid. That was a real attack, how can you say it was just a drill with a clear conscience?" A certain man, eyes flashing with stars: What a cool kid. ★ One-on-one, pure in body and mind, open country, please don't read into it too much. ★ On another note, for those who love ancient novels, please check out my finished works: "My Wife" is a match between a handsome, noble appearance and a cunning, wealthy lady. "Master's Planted" is a clever teacher-student showdown among high-level players! "Master's Return to Overbearing Spoiling" is a love for beauties but not the country! "My Empress, Emperor Zhangsun" is the story of the tyrant favored by the once-in-a-lifetime emperor.

Max, a normal teenager like any other gets transported out of nowhere to another world.follow his story as he tries to figure out his place

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

[ Dirty aahhh.. Content ] : ✓ ---- [ DING ] [ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ] ---- That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down! ****** Cover by AI ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones ----- ***** Release Schedule: - 11:00 PM (GMT+8) *****

Minho was just an ordinary office worker, but one day he died in a accident. He took his last breath, he wished he could live a more exciting life. To his surprise, he woke up in the world of his favorite novel, but not as the protagonist. Instead, he was the young villain, feared by all. (Warning:Rpa, obsessive/possessive, Yandare, abuse, kidnapping

[Achievement System initialization..] "Damn! A System!?" He received the greatest gift of all, the famed System. In a world of cultivation where the strong rules while the weak kneel, Alexander, a young man from earth took the place of Long Tian, the young master of one of the strongest family in the Eastern region. Watch how he rise to the godhood and even beyond it with his insane desires to be the only alpha, the omega, the god of the gods. However, the path of cultivation is long and lonely, and for that reason, his desires for womens soar to an unimaginable degree. But as they say, the price of a free gift is insanely high, will he be able to handle the consequences that comes with the free gift of transmigration and a system? Will he be able to survive in the cruel and cutthroat world of cultivation? Will he be a puppet, a slave to the "Being X" that transmigrated him and even gave him the system? Or.. will he overturn the game and actually make the unknown "Being X" and make him his slave? What will happen to the little earthly boy who got his last wish to be true? ------------------- Additional Tags: MILF - Netori - No NTR, No Yuri - Strong To Stronger - Overpowered - Cultivation - System - R-18 - Slaves - Dark - Multiple Realms - Harem - Gods/Goddesses. ### If you want to buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/GodlyMadara Follow my facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61558532826959 Follow My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mightytwin7/profilecard/?igsh=MW9wNWRiOHAwcnQ0cQ==

Their bond had been forged in the quiet moments within the cafe's walls, but now it was tested in the crucible of Yuuto’s reality. Together, they faced an uncertain future, but one thing was clear: they would face it together. Camilla (Shocked): You... Love me Yuuto? Yuuto (blushes): Yes, I do and very deeply but the thing is, bring you into my life is a big issue and I don’t want you in any predicaments because of me. Camilla (Smiles): I love you too. I am sure we can figure something out and without any risk. And here starts their dangerous love path of Camilla and Yuuto what to become of them and their lives, it was a risk they were both willing to take just to live together and get the life they wanted.

life is a curse. You are suddenly alive, forced to learn many new things, forced to understand, forced to be smart, and also forced to stay alive. but behind all that, life is still something beautiful. if that curse makes me able to enjoy and understand the meaning of life. then I think I will accept that curse gladly.

I apologise for having to repost this but i wanted to make some changes here and there. To my all my loyal readers ill be making sure to post a lot more new chapters to compensate for this. This book has now been reposted in full and i will be making changes along with new chapters dont miss out this will be a rebirth of My Marine System.

Chu Qingzhi, a modern cultivator, went down to earth to experience love. She was forced to transmigrate into the body of a peasant girl in the ancient past. Her family had a total of nine children. She had no choice but to shoulder the burden of supporting the family. She used spells to tame a tiger as her mount, a black bear as her guardian, a wolf as a helper, and a monkey as the pathfinder. They went hunting together. She then sold ice cream, which she made using an ice spell, on the streets. She planted herbs for medicine, offered clinical diagnosis and treatment to patients, and attracted princes and nobles who fought over her. Even the emperor addressed her with a respected title. To become immortal, she supported her family while searching for a husband. *** Ever since the poorest family in the village brought their daughter home, they thought their lives would only get tougher. To their surprise, they started building a house and buying land... They didn't just bring their daughter home, but they brought the God of Fortune home! *** A general, who even the princess refused to marry, returned to the country to rest for some time. Suddenly, he married a peasant girl. Just as everyone waited for them to be ridiculed, dignitaries came to visit one after another. The empress dowager held Chu Qingzhi's hand. "Qingzhi, will you be my younger sister?" The emperor looked Chu Qingzhi up and down. "My lady, are you willing to join my harem?" The crown prince grabbed Chu Qingzhi's sleeve. "Qingzhi, I want ice cream."

Lin Xuanhao, strongest of the Three Great Immortal Emperors, was the most powerful being to ever exist. Having risen up from a lowly mortal to an unspeakable existence regarded as an illusory myth, he ruled the Immortal World from the shadows alongside the other Immortal Emperors. His ambitions didn't stop there, and to breakthrough to an even higher realm, he decided to enter an unprecedented long seclusion of a trillion years. On the verge of breaking through at the end of his seclusion, an invisible restriction blocked him, and he had no choice but to split his cultivation base into Nine Dao Fragments which only he could sense. By combining all the Nine Dao Fragments, he would enter a supreme new realm that no one had touched upon before! However, there seems to be a little problem after he woke up from his seclusion... "What do you mean the Immortal World has fallen!?" ------ Note: English is not my first language and the cover image is not mine.

Lisa Galdr, once a spoiled noble daughter, finds her life upended when her father sacrifices her to a dark church plot on the Day of Gathering. Sent to a brutal sanctuary for women and children, Lisa endures horrific experiments and is sold into slavery. Her suffering culminates when a deranged nobleman attacks her, but a mysterious man named Lugh intervenes. Lugh, a noble with a hidden agenda, rescues Lisa and claims her as his own to thwart a group of Holy Knights seeking to reclaim her. As Lisa begins to understand Lugh's true intentions, she discovers a chance for freedom and revenge, realizing that behind Lugh's cold exterior lies a surprisingly warm heart

Minho, a young member of the notorious Thunder Sky Brotherhood, a band of skilled bandits operating in the remote Jing Mountains, stumbles upon a mysterious black mirror hidden deep within the rugged terrain. What at first appears to be a simple relic soon reveals strange and powerful abilities, granting her knowledge far beyond her understanding. As the Thunder Sky Brotherhood faces unforeseen challenges, Minho finds herself increasingly drawn to the mirror’s power. With its help, she embarks on a dangerous journey to protect her fellow bandits, elevate their status, and unlock the mirror's true potential.

"And why would you do that" Sheba asked her, getting worried about how she was faring. "I did it all because l love you, yes Sheba l love you so much" she said as she locked her lips with hers it a kiss. "Nooooo " a voice screamed as a big blast was made and their bodies got seperated in different sides in the room. "Not in this world Elisha " the voice said in anger. Elisha raised her head to see who it was, lo and behold, it was the devil himself. "Lucifer? " REINCARNATED!! An enchantress from the past with the strong will to defeat her worst enemy *her sister*. In her first life, that didn't go well as her should was trap in an powerful ancient magical object. She craves to be REINCARNATED to continue her will, to destroy her sister and take over the whole Cullen with her darkness. Sheba! That was the name that made the devil himself go nuts. He longed for her to be his but she only craved to dominate and control even. Since they were not compatible, they turned to be worse rivals in the past but mates in present. HOW?!, read and find out. Fantasy. The world of socerecry keeps getting twined with the crave for power, dominion and love!.

After the beautiful and powerful boss has a partner [Quick Wear] 千覓荷 - Author 美強慘大佬有對象後[快穿] - Original Name Status in COO:- 87 [END] Zhixun is a typical big shot, born in a good family, beautiful, and can learn anything quickly. However, she is a bit miserable, trapped in a small world and shuttled endlessly. She thought that one day her soul would be worn out in the small world, until she met a vest maniac. In the first life they met, Zhixun was being abducted and dozed off lazily, but the little vest maniac wanted to take her to escape. In return, she decided to give her property to him. Later, the little vest maniac married her with her property, saying that she should repay him for saving her life with her body. In the second life they met, Zhixun was the ghost king, and the evil Taoist priest wanted to refine her into the leader of a hundred ghosts. The little vest maniac was about to be beaten to death by the evil Taoist priest because he tried to stop this, so she decided to save his life before lying down. As a result, the little vest maniac told her to send the Buddha to the west, and she followed him back. From then on, the ghost king had a Taoist wife. In the third life... the fourth life... ... the nth life, Zhixun was the powerful princess, and the whole dynasty was trying to get rid of her. This time she didn't want to lie down, so she looked for the little vest maniac everywhere, intending to raise her as soon as possible. She found a poor little palace maid who was bullied and crying. She took the little palace maid away and said, "I saved you, you must pledge yourself to me." The little palace maid nodded, and later she could get all kinds of information about the whole dynasty from the little palace maid every day. Zhixun: Poor little palace maid? Little palace maid: Sob... Yes! Note: [Wild imagination, fantasy, do not substitute reality, refuse to verify, a lot of personal settings.] Content tags: love with a special liking, the proud son of heaven, sweet story, quick travel search keywords: Main character: Zhixun, Xianmei ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others

As a highly talented medical university student, his future was completely destroyed due to a single instance of academic paper fraud. After becoming a matrilocal son-in-law, he found himself facing inexplicable imprisonment. However, three years behind bars transformed him into a renowned doctor, and he also formed connections with influential figures. Upon his release, he vowed not to let go of those who had looked down on him, framed him, and harmed his family.

# BLESSING As soon as she opened her eyes, Li Fu’er had not only just been born in a farmhouse in a mountain, but all her luck that she was supposed to have had also been taken away. Her grandmother was a wild savage, and thought of Li Fu’er as an unlucky child. She would beat and scold Li Fu’er every day. Her aunt thought she was an eyesore and added oil to the fire all day long. She treated her as a servant of the family, and was tempted to skin her from time to time. Her cousin was arrogant and was the one who stole her luck away. She even planted evidence to frame Li Fu’er for her near death. Li Fu’er’s father was the only person in the family who wanted to protect her. However, he was incompetent and cowardly, allowing the older three family members to work her to the bone and bully her. A dignified and lucky girl had been treated worse than a dog in that household. *** But now that she was reborn, she would take back everything that belonged to her! With a spatial pocket in her left hand, and medical skills in her right, plus all the luck from Heaven! No one would stop her from doing what she wanted! Those who wanted to hurt her would feel the hurt on themselves! Those who wanted to scheme against her would find it turned against themselves! As for those who were good to her, she would bless them. [The peasant girl who transmigrated into a novel with a lot of luck VS the hidden royalty of the dynasty]

# AGRICULTURE # MOE # COZY # BLESSING # HEROINECUTE The girl who transmigrated threw four-year-old Yu into a snowy mountain in order to change her fate. Fortunately, kind-hearted people took the young girl in. The Wang family was poor, sick, disabled and indebted, But from start to end, they pampered her like a precious jewel. Everyone said that the Wang family picked up a money-losing burden. Sooner or later, they would all end up badly together! Unexpectedly, this little precious doll was a small blessing. Little Yu took out her little pocket and smiled sweetly. Portable spatial pocket, the best spiritual spring, spiritual measurement mouse… Anything they wanted, Yu had it! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. This small blessing was incredible. Not only was she a farming expert, but she was also great at business. She even opened a school, sea trade, established a prestigious kindergarten, and even gained the favor of all the staff! Watch as the small, pampered blessing turns the table around and brings her family to the pinnacle of life! The transmigrated girl and the villains were dumbfounded. It looks like they were the ones who missed out on getting the person with a cheat!

How would you feel about having all your wildest fantasies come to past? in modern tokyo Japan there was a boy named kyle Conner sent here by his parents to school but all he ever wanted was to have sex with different women and his wish came true with many other things. Note: this is a really interesting novel containing r-18 scenes, overpowered, demons, systems, anti-hero...

Dani, an ER nurse dedicated to her demanding job, faces a life-altering night when a mysterious stranger, rescued from a burning building, becomes her patient. She doesn’t recognize him at first, but when she checks his chart, she sees a name that jolts her memory—Colter Jameson. It’s been twenty-five years since their paths last crossed, but the name brings back a flood of memories and a well-kept secret. Back in her nursing school days, Dani had a brief yet unforgettable, sexually charged relationship with Colter. He was a hotshot business student, a year ahead of her, and every girl wanted him. After he graduated and went on with his life, Dani discovered she was pregnant. Determined to finish school and make a life for herself and her child, she kept the pregnancy a secret, never telling Colter he was the father. She named her son Jameson after his father, and he goes by James. Dani raised her child alone, always wondering how different things might have been if Colter had known. Over the years, Colter became a highly successful and wealthy entrepreneur, never settling down, always favoring variety over commitment. Now, Colter is in her ER, but he’s not the same man she remembers. The fire has left him with memory loss, and he doesn’t know who he is. He has no family to help him—never married, no children, and an only child. Dani decides to help him through his amnesia, all while keeping the secret of their shared past and her child's paternity. Grateful for her support, Colter asks Dani to take a leave from the hospital and become his private nurse to help him recover his memory. Dani agrees, torn between professionalism and her secret. As his private nurse, Dani is a constant presence in Colter’s life. Despite his amnesia, Colter is still a ladies' man, noticing Dani’s attractive features and curvy figure, even in her nursing scrubs. He starts to take an interest in her, driven by his innate playboy instincts. Meanwhile, Dani reminisces about their passionate college days and the life they could have had together, but she resists his advances, adhering to the ethical boundaries of her profession. As Colter’s memory slowly begins to return, fragments of their past relationship emerge. In the midst of facing the storm of unresolved emotions, Dani fears the moment when he might remember everything. But how long can she keep this secret that will make or mar them?

Rhea is a tomboy girl who loves what guys like, like food wrestling and skateboarding, but she also loves girls. She will have adventures in her life. There will be tragedy, conquest, revenge, betrayal, and turning straight girls into liking her. What will happen? Click on this story so you can find out. Let’s have fun with this story. She will get girlfriends, future wives with former teachers, best friends, coworkers, family principals, students, college students, and older women as well. 

Mila's life was perfect in every single way—she had a supportive family, wealth, and even a high stage of her career. However, all of this was shattered on a fateful day as her figure fell down from the stairs, died, and left this life behind. Still in a confused state, she wakes up in an unfamiliar place and later finds out she possesses a different body than she was used to. The appearance she now possessed might be that of a goddess compared to her own, but the life they lived had a significant difference: one was living a life of solace while the other was living in hell. Now that Mila possesses the body, she has to experience a life that is completely different from her own. In her previous world, she was wearing high-quality clothes; now she is wearing the rugged clothes of a laundry maid. Living in a world where cruelness is breaming on the majority under a kind facade, will Mila be able to adapt and survive in this harsh reality, or will she be consumed by the darkness that surrounds her? Warning: The cover is not mine. I got it from Pinterest.