Once Upon A Time Humor

In a world where dungeons are a common threat, the demand for those capable of clearing them has never been higher. Those who survive these dungeons and sign contracts to work for the government are known as infiltrators. Infiltrators are revered like idols, with the strongest among them at the top of the hierarchy. Even those who survive their first dungeon gain instant fame, their names whispered with awe and admiration. Xerxes, however, has always felt like an outsider in this world. But when he unexpectedly finds himself trapped in a dungeon, he defies the odds and emerges alive—becoming the leader of the only infiltrator team with a perfect 100% survival rate. Now, Xerxes must navigate the dangerous world of dungeon clearing, where survival isn’t guaranteed, and his newfound powers could either be a blessing—or a curse. ___ [The dungeons are inspired by real life books and occurrences.] [You can guess which book the dungeon is based on I leave a lot of hints out so someone might get it right] [cut open my right hand but will try to publish a chapter a day]

A Love Written in Time When Elena discovers a centuries-old journal hidden in her grandmother’s attic, she is captivated by the heartfelt entries of a man named Julian Montgomery, who lived in 1842. The journal speaks of a timeless love and hints at the existence of a key capable of bending time itself. Though skeptical, Elena begins experiencing vivid dreams of Julian and a life that feels achingly familiar, as if they are fragments of a past she’s never lived. Compelled to uncover the truth, Elena follows the journal’s cryptic instructions to an ancient clock tower. What begins as a curious adventure turns into a life-altering moment when she unlocks the gates of time and is transported to the 19th century. There, she comes face to face with Julian—the man who has haunted her dreams. As Elena and Julian's connection deepens, they realize their love is no coincidence but part of a fate that has tied their souls together across centuries. Yet, the fabric of time is fragile, and every moment they steal together threatens to unravel their worlds. Pursued by forces determined to restore the timeline and haunted by the risk of losing each other forever, they must make a choice: stay together and risk destroying everything, or let time tear them apart. A sweeping tale of passion, sacrifice, and the enduring power of love, A Love Written in Time asks one profound question: how far would you go for the love of your life?

Narrator: The birth of a hero, a savior and a future ruler who will help reunite other nations. Also it would create both a new nation and a new kingdom as well. She will not only be doing that. She will also reunite with her long lost son. She will also be breaking a dark curse. She will reunite with her parents. She will also be doing all of that while she’s pregnant with her second child. But her first child with her husband as well. She will also have her husband other wife helping her as well. Also they will have to protect not only her son Henry. But there son Orhan through her husband’s first wife as well. She will also have the help from her father Prince Charming as well. They have a lot to protect. But they know they have to do everything in their power to not only protect their family. But also save their family as well. Let the journey begin. Once upon a time…..

Once Upon a Nightmare" takes classic fairy tales and turns them into dark fantasies, where childhood innocence meets the shadows of fear. Each story plunges into the hidden horrors beneath the surface of familiar narratives, transforming whimsical adventures into chilling tales of dread.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Once a Villager is a captivating tale of transformation, resilience, and self-discovery. It follows the journey of a young boy, born and raised in a remote, vibrant village, where traditions and community define life. With dreams larger than the horizon, he ventures into the city to seek education and opportunities. As he navigates the challenges of urban life—discrimination, loneliness, and the struggle to adapt—he finds himself caught between two worlds: the simplicity of his roots and the complexity of his newfound reality. Along the way, he discovers the true meaning of identity, success, and belonging. This story is a celebration of culture, a critique of societal divides, and an inspiring reminder that where we come from shapes, but does not limit, who we can become.

Lumaking mabait, masipag at masunuring anak si Anna. Kahit na salat sa buhay ay masaya ang kanyang pamilya pero nag bagong lahat yon nang mamatay ang kanyang ama. Nalubog sila sa utang at naging malamig ang naging pakikitungo sa kanya ng ina. Sa resort sa kanilang lugar ay namasukan si Anna. Nakilala nya rito si Arthur Bryce na unang kita nya pa lamang ay nagustuhan nya na ang binata. Isang secret Agent si Arthur sa isang patagong organisasyon na ang layunin ay sugpuin ang mga masasamang organisasyon. Lingid sa kaalaman ng dalaga na kaya lamang lumalapit sa kanya ang binata ay dahil kumakalap lamang ito ng impormasyon sa kanilang lugar. Unti-unting nahulog ang loob ni Anna rito pero mukhang 'di mutual ang feelings nila sa isat-isa. Lalo na mukhang nagugustuhan nito ang anak ng may-ari ng resort na pinagt-trabahuhan nya. Pero hindi naging dahilan ito para kalimutan nya si Brent kundi mas gagawin nya pa ang lahat para ma gustuhan siya ng Binata. Started: 11-20-23 Completed:

People always say to be careful for what you wish for, cause it might just come true, but have people ever warn to be careful of what you say. What Ariana do when she is rejected by her mate, right after they just complete mating. Hunter rejects Ariana even after she tells him that she is pregnant. Dejected by the rejection, she leaves and on the way is attacked by rogues. What happens next to Ariana...

BOOK 2: FUTURISTIC MAFIA STORY. 105 days to live. Three worlds in one. One underground Mafia base. Violet Griffin is diagnosed with cancer again, and she has 105 days left to live. Violet rules out a bucket list, and her first goal is to tell her crush, Ethan Reed, about her feelings for him, but things don't go as planned when Ethan ignores her efforts to talk to him. She throws away her bucket list, and Ethan sees it. Having lost someone dear to him to cancer, Ethan makes it his priority to make her dreams come true. He offers her a job to be his tutor. As they spend time together, Violet gets interwoven in Ethan's dark underground world.  Then she realizes the people she hated the most were around her all along. NOTE: YOU CAN STILL READ THIS BOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST, BUT FOR BETTER UNDERSTANDING, YOU CAN READ ' DIVORCED IN LOVE FIRST' IT'S WON'T SHOW AS OTHER BOOKS I'VE WRITTEN BUT YOU CAN SEARCH IT UP. THE ONE WITH THE GREEN COVER PHOTO, IS THE UPDATED VERSION.

Ray, a regular citizen living on earth was framed by his girlfriend and then thrown into jail. On his first day there, he was beaten to death which resulted in his reincarnation. But the world he reincarnated to was a novel he had read before. To make matters worse- he became the trashy prince that led to the destruction of his kingdom?!

What do you do if you wake up one morning to a seriously infuriating note from your sister and a dog... no scratch that. Two dogs. ------ "At this rate I'm never going to have peace again, am I?" "I don't know what you want me to do about it" "Get out" "What about Cello?" "You named her? She can stay, you can leave, I don't need a babysitter" 'Especially not one that talks like the world will end if he doesn't.' "No thank you, we grew attached in the time it took for you to open the door for us and now there's no way to separate!" He put a hand to his forehead like a damsel about to collapse and as if on cue, the beagle barked to make her presence known, then he stared at the brunette, deadpan. And the brunette stared right back. 'Seriously irritating...'

A story of an old adventurers recollection of the past. (This story can be found on Scribble Hub as well!)

Amelia Crescent's life changes for the worse after her father, the alpha of the Crescent Moon Pack, is brutally killed by rogue wolves. Struggling to reclaim her rightful place as alpha, she faces betrayal from the closest beta of her pack, and banishment, leaving her heartbroken and alone. But fate has more surprises in store for Amelia as she discovers her connection to the powerful lycan, Alexander. As love blossoms between them, Amelia finds herself entangled in a twist of love triangles, with Liam, her former mate, vying for her affection as well. But it's never going to be easy. The battle for her heart intensifies as secrets unravel and dark forces threaten their world. With danger lurking at every corner, Amelia's journey takes her through battles, heartaches, and the relentless pursuit of truth. She must prove to all that she's not worthless after all. And all who betrayed her must now pay!

In a universe where game and reality collide, an NPC character named Alexis Tilt—known in the virtual world of "Boundless" as the master strategist—finds himself ripped from his familiar, coded world and thrust into the hustle and bustle of modern-day Japan. When a hacker's sabotage wreaks havoc on the Global Game World Server, "Boundless Adventure" is consumed by glitches and fractures that send Alexis and other NPCs into the real world, not to mention the waves of creatures from his game world that threaten to appear every day at noon! As Alexis explores his new surroundings, curiosity overtakes him, and instead of scrambling to return, he finds himself captivated by the real world’s unprogrammed beauty and unpredictable rhythms. Now, he’s not just figuring out how to live; he’s learning how to thrive as a restaurant manager, navigating the daily grind with humor, curiosity, and tactical finesse. But the challenges of his digital past aren’t far behind. As creatures and beasts spawn into his new life during midday “Waves,” Alexis and other displaced NPCs from his world must join forces to protect the real world from Boundless Adventure’s perils, using strategy and bravery in ways he never anticipated. Will Alexis find a new calling in this world? Dive into a thrilling tale where gaming’s fantasy meets real-world challenges, adventure meets discovery, and every day brings new battles and surprises for Alexis in this new fresh, unscripted life that he stumbled upon.

The fight for the throne, continues among the princes. prince William is the elder and the one to succeed the throne, but his brother prince Daniel, wants the throne at all cost. he never liked his family, all he care about was the throne. who will get the throne? read on to find out

Leaving one life for a new start: city girl Maisey finds change in an out of the way town in an unexpected place. Can she find her way back or will she be forever lost?

In a world where magic has supposedly been erased, Don Lee has grown up in an orphanage, pondering on the unknown story of his birth and his strange arrival at the orphanage. Things are soon to change when a mysterious new boy, Zenil, arrives at the orphanage. The two form an unlikely bond and truths about Zenil begins to unfold leading Don Lee to question everything he has ever known. As Don Lee grows with Zenil at his side, navigating this new world of mysteries, self discovery, forming unexpected alliances, falling in love and facing dangerous obstacles; great changes are about to occur. Is Don Lee about to get answers to the story of his birth? Is it related to the one life threatening secret of his that he has always kept even without understanding the source? Is magic truly a thing of the past? And why actually was magic tried to be erased? Find out in this fast-paced story.

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[Check my profile out to read the English version of this book. ^^] Park Chunghee telah menjalin hubungan dengan seorang pria bernama Lee Donghae selama sepuluh tahun. Dia sangat mencintainya, tapi untuk Donghae sendiri ... dia meragukannya. Belakangan ini, Donghae yang dulu sangat mencintainya sekarang menjadi seperti orang lain baginya. Namun, Chunghee tidak ingin menyerah pada kepribadiannya dan terus bertahan, dengan harapan bahwa Donghae akan kembali seperti yang iakenal. Terkadang, ia berpikir, bertanya kepada dirinya sendiri: Inikah murka Tuhan? ia mengetahui bahwa keinginannya adalah hal yang salah, tetapi ia sudah melangkah sejauh ini dan memilih untuk tetap dalam hubungan yang rusak dan selalu mengatakan sesuatu yang bodoh, dengan terus berkata 'baik-baik saja!' Namun, itu semua adalah kebohongan yang ia ungkapkan! Dalam hubungan rumit ini, Chunghee juga bertemu dengan cinta pertamanya yang bernama Kim Daehyun, dan menjadi seseorang yang selalu menjaganya. Ketika kesehatannya memburuk, hanya Daehyun yang bisa membuatnya tersenyum kembali seperti sebelumnya. Itu membuatnya harus memikirkan sesuatu yang sulit lagi. “Apa menurutmu aku marah?” "Aku tidak marah! Aku sakit hati!" "Semua ini tidak lagi membuatku marah, selain merasakan sakit saat ini. Tapi jika kamu mengira aku marah, maka sekarang aku justru marah padamu—" Bagaimana hubungan mereka di masa depan? Akankah Chunghee bertahan? ----------- Belum Bisa Menerjemahkan. Jangan lupa mengkoleksi buku-buku saya yang lain. ^^ Naskah: Mei, 2018 Dipublikasikan: Agustus, 2019 -----------

Reincarnation.  A concept everyone is all too familiar with, at least once in our lives, we've all thought of being able to just let go of all our regrets and the things holding us back and just start over.  This deal is made even sweeter when paired with being allowed to keep your current memories and knowledge of the future.  William was one such boy who had been given this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Like any other modern-day person, the first thing he did after learning about his reincarnation was check if he possessed any memory that was similar to his new world.  Sadly, in the end, he was left disappointed and was forced to go into his new life completely blind and unaware of all the malicious entities, world-ending threats, and divine schemes going on in the shadow.  But then again, who needs knowledge of the future when you are the child of mana itself?  AN: Please check out my second novel: http://wbnv.in/a/94iQwJg 1.No Harem 2.Overpowered MC 3.The World Won't Revolve Around The MC 4.Novel is quite well paced 5.Side characters are developed and world building is well done. 6.MC isn't edgy or evil for no reason despite what the villain tag may suggest 7.If you guys enjoy the novel any and all kind of support is welcome as this novel is competing in WSA 8.2 chapters daily 9.If you have any complaints about the novel please read till the end of volume 1 10.Discord link: https://discord.gg/zQdHTES3Yd 11.If you have read the novel a review about what you liked and disliked would be much appreciated

Did I just get reincarnated to the old self and the old world? What the hell kind of reincarnation is this? And that too no system? Fine. I guess I will do things this time differently. But wait what is these two white bulbs inside my head that I can even internally see. Is that the system? Nope. It's better than I thought.  Follow Aric has he gets access to two different universes, one based on magic and other based on technology. Now he can teleport to two different universes whenever he wishes. Hopping around seems fun! What to expect :  * 1000 words per chapter at least with 4 5 chapters per week  * No harem * Don't expect MC to be a genocidal maniac but he will be ambitious. Discord link - htttps://discord.gg/FpZvvyrHgd

Everything is all about the main character's journey to be the king but how about the life of the king who abdicated his throne.

Fifteen-year-old Puli thought her school trip to the History Museum would be just another ordinary day. That is, until she accidentally knocked over a mysterious ancient artifact. In her rush to fix her mistake, she didn’t notice the strange liquid seeping from it. Suddenly, with a blinding flash of light, Puli was swept into a world unlike anything she’d ever imagined, a place long before humans, deep in the age of dinosaurs! But something was wrong. This wasn’t the prehistoric Earth from her textbooks. Magic pulsed through the air, and a darkness stirred beneath the surface as an ancient evil was waking from its slumber. Now, Puli must summon all of her wits and courage to survive in this strange, dangerous world. And she’s not alone. With an unexpected ally by her side, Puli must navigate through magical landscapes, face nightmarish monsters, and find a way home before it’s too late! Don’t like generic isekai MCs with OP abilities/system? Want an MC who actually interacts with the isekai world and tries to understand it? This might be the fix for you.

Flint, itulah nama anak itu, dia bukanlah anak spesial maupun berbakat, jika seseorang ingin memanggilnya dengan sebutan khusus, maka sebutan yang ia dapatkan adalah Anak yang Malang. Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang kehilangan semua yang berharga darinya, tidak hanya sekali, tapi dua kali? Apakah dia bisa menahan semua rasa putus asa itu dan maju kedepan? Mungkin tidak, tapi Flint tidak hanya benar-benar maju kedepan, tapi ia mendapatkan kekuatan baru yang tidak pernah terdokumentasi sebelumnya! Ia bisa menghentikan Waktu! Note: Awal Chapter Scenario Dunianya adalah Abad Pertengahan atau Medieval Fantasy. Akan Ada Banyak Typo Karna Saya Malas Ngecek Chapter Setelah Nulis. Banyak Yang Saya Maksud Adalah Mungkin 1 atau 2 Typo per chapter.

A love story of a female survivor in a post-apocalyptic world, who struggles against the oppression from her peers and shares a bond of life and death with a sick and twisted male character during the brutal twilight of a dynasty.

a short novel about a loner. A collection of short stories.

Once Upon a Love Story is a captivating tale that unravels the complexities of love and relationships. It follows the journey of twin sisters, deeply bonded yet navigating the turbulent waters of love. When one sister's relationship takes a tumultuous turn, leading to an unexpected break, the other steps in to support her. However, as emotions intertwine, she finds herself falling for her sister's former partner. This forbidden love complicates their lives, testing familial loyalty and the strength of their bond.

As Celeste lost her fiancé attention due to the infamous gossiping of other, with the help of a new friend she vow to change her ways while making those around her regret their words and action.