Donkey Kong Lemon

Tik tak. Tik tak. Tanging tunog ng orasan ang nangingibabaw sa tahimik na bahay—isang tahimik na nakakabingi, na para bang bumabalot sa bawat sulok ng silid. Parang musika ito ng kawalan, ngunit imbes na paginhawahin, lalo lamang nitong pinapalakas ang kabog ng aking dibdib. Tik tak. Parang pinipiga ang aking puso, bawat segundo, bawat saglit, paulit-ulit, na tila pinapaalala ang bigat na matagal ko nang dinadala. Hindi ko na kayang pigilan pa. Kumawala na ang aking mga luha, kasabay ng hiningang tila mabigat na bato sa aking dibdib. Bumagsak ang mga patak na parang ulan sa pisngi kong hindi na sanay ngumiti. Minsan naiisip ko, paano nga ba ako napunta sa ganitong sitwasyon? Ang sakit—nakakapaso, nakakasakal—hindi ito basta lungkot lang, kundi isang matinding kalungkutan na nagpapahina sa aking mga tuhod. Araw-araw, pilit akong bumabangon, pilit tinatawid ang mga oras, pero habang ginagawa ko ito, lalong lumalalim ang sugat. Nasasaktan ako, hindi lamang dahil sa mga nangyari, kundi dahil sa awa ko sa aking sarili. Sino ba namang hindi maaawa kung araw-araw, pinipilit kong ngumiti kahit wala nang natitirang dahilan para sumaya? Ngunit kahit anong mangyari, kahit anong sakit ang idulot nito, isa lang ang sigurado ko: Ikaw at ikaw lamang ang aking mamahalin. Walang makakapalit sa'yo. Sa kabila ng lahat, sa kabila ng mga gabing binubulabog ng tahimik na pag-iyak, ikaw pa rin ang laman ng puso kong durog na durog na. Hays… Nawa’y dumating ang araw na ang tik tak ng orasan ay maging musika ng pag-asa. Pero sa ngayon, ito muna ang aking mundo—isang tahimik na silid, isang pusong nagdurugo, at isang pagmamahal na kahit kailan ay hindi ko kayang bitawan.

A young man in his 20s was hit by a truck and reincarnated without a system how will he survive in this new world. There will be harem in this story obviously there will be lemon with some romance and possible gender benders for the freaks out there I'm not judging I like it too. There will be time skips and the world will progress from ancient times to modern life and alternate worlds and MCs children will also grow up and his descendants will also be featured but won't have much screen time hope you enjoy.

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

Zhou Youlin, una famosa reina de hielo de las fuerzas especiales. Durante un accidente en una misión, fue traicionada por sus compañeros de escuadrón y recibió dos disparos. Murió en el acto. Cuando despertó de nuevo, se convirtió en la inútil señora de una familia de arroceros y era una esposa resentida que era ignorada por su esposo. Su hijo también fue descuidado. —Si no me equivoco, ya estamos divorciados. Actualmente estás invadiendo mi hogar, querido ex —Zhao Youlin levantó la barbilla y se sentó al final del sofá con las piernas cruzadas. Se veía orgullosa. Mu Tingfeng no mostraba expresión. —Podemos casarnos de nuevo. Zhou Youlin arqueó las cejas. Luego, movió su mano y una gran cantidad de fotos de hombres guapos se esparcieron sobre la mesa. —Cariño, sé un buen chico y elige a alguien que te guste para que sea tu nuevo papito, ¿vale? —La expresión de Mu Tingfeng… se volvió oscura.

Zhou Youlin, une célèbre reine de glace des forces spéciales. Lors d'un accident pendant sa mission, elle fut trahie par ses coéquipiers et fut touchée par deux balles. Elle mourut sur le coup. Lorsqu'elle se réveilla, elle était devenue la madame inutile d'une famille de riziculteurs et une épouse rancunière négligée par son mari. Son fils était également négligé. « Si je ne me trompe pas, nous sommes déjà divorcés. Tu envahis actuellement ma maison, mon cher ex. » Zhao Youlin releva son menton et s'assit au bout du canapé, les jambes croisées. Elle avait l'air fière. Mu Tingfeng était sans expression. « Nous pouvons nous remarier. » Zhou Youlin haussa les sourcils. Puis, elle balança sa main, et un grand nombre de photos d'hommes séduisants se répandirent sur la table. « Chéri, sois sage et choisis quelqu'un que tu aimes pour être ton beau-père, d'accord ? » L'expression de Mu Tingfeng... s'assombrit.

After getting hit by the truck, Luke was reincarnated as a target character in a reverse harem game. He was supposed to throw away his fiancée—the Villainess—and mindlessly follow the Protagonist. A side character he was destined to be, however, even if Luke accepts his fate as a side character, he cannot let the Villainess meet with the same dead end. ----------- Additional tags: No yaoi, no yuri, no NTR. Obsessive character, possessive character, solo-romance, no harem, early romance, possible lemons.

[sexual content and lemons warning] Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem. Possessive MC, Large Harem, Capable Harem members, No Conscience towards men, Mc is a Chill guy until anything happens to his women. ~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~ I GOT CLICHED!!!. When Xu Qianghua opened his eyes, he found out that he was reborn back in time before the game Immortal Odyssey: Paths of Destiny merged with his world. With only a few items left with him, Xu Qianghua is stunned and unhappy because he had a good life and was not like those who either betrayed or died to some really powerful monster. Until he saw the introduction of them: Family Token (Chaos): A small world with Immortal veins and high-level spirit crystal mines…. Key of the Ancients(Chaos): A mini-world with infinite monsters and riches to collect…. While Xu Qianghua also deals with his wives Xu Qianghua: Mother-in-law this is wrong Sister Meiying: This is not wrong, I need to check if my daughter can be satisfied. The jumps on Xu Qianghua After a few hours Liu Anwei: Brother Qiang, what were you talking with my mom about? Xu Qianghua: Nothing, your mother wanted you to have a new sibling, so she asked for my help Liu Anwei: What? Read as Xu Qianghua and his now new try again with a different path from his past life which might lead them to ruin or become the strongest family out there. ….. No NTR ..... PS: This is my first novel so I will have a lot of mistakes, so if you find any please feel free to comment and I will fix it as soon as possible. ....... Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9yEfZx3hEa

I am Donovan, I used to work as a paparazzo in Hong Kong, because I filmed someone who shouldn't be filmed, I was given a jungle hunting order, and I had no choice but to return to the mainland. I can't tell you what I photographed, at least not now, I can only talk about myself. After I came back from Hong Kong, I changed my profession to Nightcrawler, Nightcrawler is a kind of profession - chasing first-hand social events, investigating behind-the-scenes situations, and selling the information to the media to make money. In 2014, my friend Fyren and I were investigating crimes along the southeast coast of China, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan and Southeast Asia.

Once upon a time, there was a person who loved nothing more than their cosy, peaceful life. But fate had other plans for them. After an unfortunate incident involving a runaway donkey and a tub of butter, our hero finds themselves reincarnated as the prince of an empire. Talk about a major upgrade! But being a prince isn't all it's cracked up to be. Instead of enjoying the spoils of royalty, our protagonist is faced with the daunting task of saving a failing empire from certain doom. And to make matters worse, the God that put him there just up and disappeared! As the empire falls apart around them, our reluctant prince must navigate politics, war, and treacherous enemies, all while trying to maintain the peace and serenity they so desperately crave. Will they succeed in restoring the empire to its former glory, perhaps even surpassing it, or will they succumb to the overwhelming pressure and go running back to their butter tub? Only time will tell in this tale of reincarnation and royal responsibility.

"From a botanical perspective, your mom is undeniably a total slut." Jialong shrugged and said nonchalantly. I brought the lemon tea to my lips and took a sip without any expression. If you think my next move was to throw the entire cup of lemon tea in Jialong’s face, you’d be wrong. Because what Jialong said was the unvarnished truth—pure and without a hint of exaggeration. No matter which academic discipline you examine it from, my mother, Meng Xi, 36 years old, is a woman steeped in debauchery to her very core. As Da Jun, who enjoys simultaneously taking her from behind while forcing her to sing "Conquer," once said, "Your mom’s brazenness is downright otherworldly."

Turned into a vampire with no political backing, wealth, or power, Dylan immediately tries to become the strongest there is. Facing numerous dungeon breaks and a coming invasion of unknown origin, Dylan must do everything he can to fight back. In the process, Dylan tries to make the world a better place in his way, by taking control of as much land and women as he can. Watch as Dylan amasses power and influence among monsters and humans and rises to the top in more ways than one. -- This is ultimately an action vampire cultivation story, but there will be harem and lemons, and I'm sure people have questions about that so I'll answer them here. -No netorare. The MC never gets cucked. -No yuri. Two characters discuss past feelings but they never get together and there is no physical or romantic intimacy. -Yes there is one instance of netori. The mc steals a guy's girl because he abandoned her and left her for dead. Literally. -Also, there will be monster girls! Lots and lots of monster girls! -Large harem warning for those who don't like large harems. -- NSFW images on Discord! Literally hundreds of NSFW images! Spend hours lurking while doom scrolling or joy scrolling (idk your style) b00bies and p0rn images. I even have images depicting every lemon scene. Seriously. If you like art to go with your reading, this is the book for you. Discord server link is: https://discord.gg/redmarsh (Yes you will have to type out the link, but I guarantee you it's worth it!)

Rated +18 Ethan (unlike many unlucky protagonists) was doing pretty well, he had just graduated from high school, he isn't a straight A student but he isn't so bad either. He was very popular in his high school days, with short black curly hair, average height and build, and a face any girl would die for, Ethan navigated through high school like a breeze. But before he could leave for college he was diagnosed with a strange illness and was told he had only six months to live. The news was devastating to Ethan but it was true, four months had gone in the blink of an eye and Ethan had only two left, he started trying things he hadn't done before. After getting a recommendation from a friend he bought a virtual reality game called Harem Online. Before he could play the game it glitched and was isekaied into a fantasy world where magic and women reigned supreme. Follow Ethan on his adventure as he navigates through a world dominated by women with his lust system. The early chapters might be a little clumsy but it gets really good, oh and lots of lemon, I mean like a lot of lemons. Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls. 100 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 1 Magic castle for 5 bonus chapters. Check out my other work Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World

Kong es un esclavo, sin derechos, sin futuro. Cultivar y superar su destino es casi imposible, pero inesperadamente encuentra un camino. El sexo es la clave. Un harén es el camino. Visitad patreon.com/lordescritor para más capítulos, y apoyarme para que pueda seguir escribiendo. Pronto también habrá imágenes.

Ichigo Kurosaki is abandoned by everyone after sacrificing his powers and leaves everything behind friends, family, Shinigami. To start a new life but finds out that the afterlife is not the only supernatural in the world... This happens after saving his sister from the hell incident there will be lemon/sex curse words blood and gore and so much more AND THERE WILL BE GENDERBEND

I appreciate you reading my book "Pokémon: Last Quake". To start, I want to outline a few points and establish some rules that I will adhere to throughout the writing process: System: The main character (MC) will not be provided with any system, ensuring that all achievements are earned through effort rather than given due to external factors. Additionally, there will be no levels, signifying that growth is achieved through experience, not predetermined by numbers. Ships: The narrative will not be heavily centered on romance; however, if it does emerge, there will be just one canonical partner for the main character. Comments: Ideas and critiques are welcome as they help maintain focus. Please feel free to share them, and if they are incorporated, the contributor's name will be acknowledged at the chapter's conclusion. Lemons: There will be no on-screen lemons, I will be only providing brief descriptions before cutting to the next part of the story. Embark on a tale of transformation from weakness to strength, centered around a young man's adventure in the Pokémon universe. Thank you for being part of this journey, and I hope you enjoy the experience. By Mugen Strife

A different kind of Portal Fantasy where the struggle lies on the other side. Four years ago, a portal to a world called Earth appeared in the Night Realm. Now, Karl Bloodthrone, the Count of Crimson Vale struggles to maintain hold of his territory. But when an unexpected event binds him to a Dark Girmoire, he might finally have a fighting chance to protect himself and his territory. _______ What to expect: - Rise in both personal and territorial power - A meaningful Harem of under 10 females (not exactly sure how many there will be - Fast power progression (since this is a harem fic, we have to focus on other elements also) - Lemons (R-18 is there for a reason) Acknowledgement: The cover belongs to author.

The story follows a youth 'Kevan' from Razor town a place for the rich and strong finding it difficult to live because of his poor family he had, with just a mother playing the father part at that very old age, pitifully taking care of his two children, Ester and Kevan whole heartedly. _______ Due to their unbelievably poor family, studies in Razor town seemed impossible due to lack of enough fees and school requirements but not only that, Kevan who was unbelievably wise for any school to run after him had a very serious problem, seriously taking away all the opportunities of learning in one of the schools in Razor. His life was said to be tragic by not only his fellow students who he had his last year in level one with, but also the teachers who gave out brief comments about his tragic abnormal characters on his report warning any school which will dare to take Kevan in as a student. The total denial of town schools towards Kevan forced his mom to send him to Blava town, a town of mysteries, a town full of schools mythically designed mostly for abnormal students, students who failed to socialise with others. ______ Schools in Blava were welcoming any kind of students and gave out discounts on how wise the student was not to mention their talents! see how his tragic life turns mysterious in his journey within Blava. ______

Warning: ~SOUR RAW LEMONS~ Make no mistake, MC is a villain through and through. Story is not sacrificed for eye squinting lemons, cheek slapping lemons are not sacrificed for story. Detailed smut scenes, but I warn in advance, hold on to your pillows and be near a convenient location, only the strong can maintain calm. Your PP will definitely grow if you read this book! ----------------------------------------- It begins with a rough start, but stay with me, it only gets better!! ... Also, its not all about the lemons here, the story is just as important if not more. The lemons are an aspect of the story, not the other way round. Join my discord server:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt You will find character illustrations there and get future updates. -SYNOPSIS- Following countless reincarnations, Aldritch had lived countless lives without any recollection of the one before. He was initially chosen by a god for a specific purpose, and for whatever reason, the god stuck with him, trying time and again to reincarnate him into a particular world, but each time, he enters a different world and loses the memories of before getting there. Just when the god was going to give up and finally search for someone else, Aldritch's reincarnation works... half works, since he still got reincarnated into the wrong world, but at least this time, it was one with a connection to the intended destination. Aldritch initially didn't wish to bother himself about this warworld, as he wanted to live a fun life, doing everything he couldn't in his previous life now that he has and can get anything he wanted, good looks, wealth, fame, and most importantly, beautiful women to carry out and fulfil all his desires and fantasies!! But then, realizing the truth about warworld might just change his mind... And what a weird start? he is starting out in the chamber of the goblin queen? ---------------------------------------------- Coming from the author to you guys, the readers, I ask for your support as I write this book, it will motivate me to write more and better. No support feels like no one is reading and kills morale and creativity. So don't be frugal at all!! Comments, Reviews, Gifts, Powerstones, Golden Tickets -- Anything & Everything. ... Information on bonus chapters: After every week; 100 power stones - 1 bonus chapter 200 power stones - 2 bonus chapters 300 power stones - 3 bonus chapters... And so on. ===== 50 Golden Tickets - 1 bonus chapter 100 Golden Tickets - 3 bonus chapters And so on. All the bonus chapters will be delivered the following week, if possible, all at once

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

Lemons or lemonade—that’s how Damon Hale saw life. You either got something sweet, or you spent your days squeezing the bitter out, hoping for a taste of something better. Damon, an ordinary construction worker, was ready for life to end, but fate had other plans. Awakening in the fantastical world of Terramar, he’s shocked to find himself reborn as the Crown Prince of Celadrin, the wealthiest kingdom in a land ruled by strength and power. Here, humans command vast kingdoms and tame wild beasts through ancient rituals, transforming them into humanoid servants or fierce fighters. However, Damon’s newfound privilege comes with its own dangers, and his greatest challenge lies in facing the Beast Queen—the oldest and most fearsome of monsters, bent on revenge against the humans who’ve slaughtered and enslaved her kin. Thrust into a world of ruthless elites and deadly creatures, Damon must decide: has he been handed a lifetime supply of lemonade, or been given more lemons to squeeze? ## This is a harem story, and will have a massive harem. The story has a high content of lewdness. If you want a harem novel which focuses more on the romance and action aspects, check out my other book, The Wandering Cowboy. Tags include: Action, Fantasy, Weak to Strong, Romance, Massive Harem, Monster girls, MILFs, Mother-daughter pairs, Netori, R18

One summer in the 1950s, the Chinese and Soviet joint scientific research team was in distress in the depths of the Badan Jilin Desert in the northwest of China, but the two survived. Strangely, when the two survivors: "Wolf Poison Flower" and "Meat Pasteur" were found to be rescued, they were hundreds of kilometers away from the research team's inspection area. Intelligence agencies in mainland China, the Soviet Union, Taiwan, and the United States have all kept secret files on the matter. ... And then, "wolf poison flower." (Soviet) Joined the KGB, the Soviet intelligence agency; "Meat Pasteur" (Mainland Chinese) Unknown, said to have seen him in San Francisco, USA Half a century later, at an art auction held in Beijing, the finale was a Xixia inlaid jewelry wrapped in lotus grain jade insert screen. However, many buyers were dismissive of the finale lot, only two people, a Hong Kong rich and golden hair girl, crazy bidding. Under the cheating of the auctioneer, the jade screen was finally photographed by the rich people of Hong Kong. After that, the auctioneer committed suicide inexplicably, and Hong Kong's rich man mysteriously died. The protagonist Tang Feng is caught up in a series of mysterious events. .... In the search, Tang Feng successfully cracked the Xixia Death Book and decided to go to the Badan Jilin Desert to find the living grave left by Wang Yuanhao of Xixia.

In the glittering world of Hong Kong's elite, Xu Tao reigns as the arrogant heir to the powerful Xu dynasty. Wealthy, ruthless, and accustomed to getting his way, Xu Tao's life takes an unexpected turn when he crosses paths with Wen Yinlin, a woman from his past. Yinlin, a young widowed mother, is struggling to make ends meet for herself and her daughter, Mei. She has no memory of him, but Xu Tao remembers her vividly from their time together in high school. Obsessed with reclaiming what he sees as his, Xu Tao manipulates and coerces Yinlin into becoming his mistress, using the threat of financial ruin to ensure her compliance and dependence. Caught in a web of lies, blackmail, and manipulation, Yinlin must find a way to break free from Xu Tao's control and protect her daughter, even as the ghosts of her past threaten to consume her once more.

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

Generic Rpg World [✓] Black haired Main Protagonist [✓] Isekai [✓] System [✓] A story that is more to slice-of-life [✓] Lemons and other spices [Only starts at Volume 3] A little action [✓] A plot that almost no one can understand on the first read because the author failed to learn from previous mistakes.[✓] Harem [✓] More Harem [???] Romance [???] Incest [???] Milf [✓] Mobs are stealing girls from the main protagonist [X] Main Protagonist Stealing Girls from Mobs [???] Comedy [Debatable] A good story in the beginning. [Debatable] Alex Hambell became a shop owner in another world. Using his system, he is about to begin his new life! . . . . VGhlIHN0b3J5IGlzIGFib3V0IGEgbW90aGVyJ3MgbG92ZSBhbmQgcmVncmV0IGZvciBhIGxvdmVyLiA= . . . . (All character photos are AI generated, including the cover.)

[No NTR, Netorase, Lot of Lemons] Ryan traveled to another world with 'Blood Slave System'. As long as Ryan obtains the other party's blood by non-violent means, the system can make the other party form a blood covenant with Ryan. After forming a blood covenant, Ryan can gain absolute control over the other party's body, making it live or die with one thought. The ultimate mission of this system is to Recover the Dormant Magic Energy in this world. So, let's see Ryan conquer different women while completing the ultimate mission.

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I’ve been asked to remove this book due to issues with an owner. Money is being thrown around so I must oblige. Sorry for those who have read the book and either enjoyed or hated it. goodbye.

Hey there, yes you... I'm talking to you reading this, this is not a real book. What is it, you ask? Well, it's just where I'm putting out some of the lemons from my other works, not all, just a few I like, I am sure you'll like it too, but if you want more, read my books. I currently have two works: Lust System: Monster Girl Harem and Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World.

Gray with an enthusiastic and daring spirit, has a secret life that contrasts sharply with his sunny personality: he’s obsessed with a game called "Harem Online." Despite his charming demeanor, he hides his gaming addiction from his family. One evening, while unloading his belongings in his new rented room and deep into a game session, something bizarre happens—Gray is abruptly transported into the very world of his favorite game. Now, instead of dealing with real-world unpacking, he’s navigating through fantastical quests and awkward encounters in a virtual paradise. How does a gaming enthusiast handle being the protagonist of his own game? To uncover you’ll need to dive into the story yourself. Warning:This contains lemon vitamins but still has plots. Prepare for a juicy read! Additional tag #Smut "Feel free to unlock the chapters however you'd like, but by using coins, you're giving me the support I need to keep creating more for you. Thank you.

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons