Funny Lemon

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

The evil we sow unto the world, has a funny way of coming back to bite us, when that happens we call, call it karma, judgement, we feel that it is only right. I was born as the repayment, of the sins men have committed, as the beast destined to cleanse the world, with blood and, for all life they have taken, I will pay the equivalent with their blood, so fear not ye, death is only a moment away.

[Warning: Rated +18] [Other name: I'll Dominate in this New Filthy World] Ray died when a truck moving at high speed lost control and crashed into his cab. Fortunately, he was given a second chance in a new world, a world of magic, swords, and adventure, along with a golden finger, a system with an SSS Ranked Skill. But something was strange about this new world. Still, Ray was determined to make the most of his second chance. Note: Contains tons of lemon. Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls. 100 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. Check out my other works Lust System: Monster girl Harem. Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World.

After getting hit by the truck, Luke was reincarnated as a target character in a reverse harem game. He was supposed to throw away his fiancée—the Villainess—and mindlessly follow the Protagonist. A side character he was destined to be, however, even if Luke accepts his fate as a side character, he cannot let the Villainess meet with the same dead end. ----------- Additional tags: No yaoi, no yuri, no NTR. Obsessive character, possessive character, solo-romance, no harem, early romance, possible lemons.

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

After her overtime she get too tired so Kireko fall asleep in her living room When she one her eyes ones again to continue her daily life Kireko found her self in 1900s western style room An angry 'little villainess' who will become one issues of her new life.How will she solve her first mission 'You steal her existence?' "What funny named system so straight forward"

Leo was the best sniper of his country, famous for his infallible aim and 100 percent success on execution-missions. But he has only one relationship and this is with Lea (his Rifle), because of his past experience he kept his distance from humans and their discrimination for second genders. Nobody would guess that Leo was an Omega, he had a strong and tall build, an attractive, masculine face, no scent and no typical abilities like the other Omegas, so everyone took him for an regressive Alpha. Until the day Christopher Wollseif, a dominant Alpha, has been relocated to Leo's Unit. From the first day he was the most famous soldier in the barracks, but in reality Christopher was not as polite as the people thought. As soon as he was far enough away from his superiors, he mutated into a constantly cursing a**hole looking down on everyone. Leonard started hating him. But accidentally Leo was trapped in a desperate situation: the RUT of a dominant Alpha he hated deeply. This was the beginning of a twisted relationship: "You smell like..." It felt like he was inhaling him. "...like Lemon Grass, it's not sweet like those from other Omegas, but now I am sure that you are one of them..." - Leo was shocked and wanted to defend himself, but Chrisopher didn't end his sentence:" ...however your smell is better." "Let me go, you f*cking a**hole!"

John was a very quiet person. He made good grades and always did his best in school. Also, he had a talent for reading that surpassed anyone in the world One day on his way back from school after a long tedious exam john wanted to indulge in a nice lemon pastry from the bakery. Across the street from john was his destination before the light could signal for a crossing a small child ran past John knocking him off balance. Before John could think, he reacted almost instantly. Before the oncoming traffic could hit the child John put his body on the line to save her and that would be the last thing, he ever did on that world... But not the last thing he would ever do... Reborn in a fantasy world and with all the memories of his past life what will happen now?

Jane, is a clueless college kid who applied for a mysterious novel revamp project at Montreal State. Somewhere in the book she is trying to rewrite, Duke Lewis Canton is going through one heck of a ride of his lifetime - With his father's death, the disappearance of his half brother and the peace treaty revoked. A battle is about to unwind. Jane hangs on the precipice of insanity. So, when Jane gets murdered... The most unexpected things happen. She wakes up in the body of the obnoxious, mean hybrid bastard Duke. *** >> What to expect? 1. Unique Magic System 2. Shape shifting dragons 3. Funny innuendos 4. A clueless Duke (Main Character) 5. Lots of stabbing 6. A Quest to find the most powerful needle of them all 7. Gender Bender 8. An Incubus With a venedetta (Side Character) 9. An ugly governess who wants to screw nearly everything 10. A beautiful love interest, with a thing for knives 11. There's lemon and spice. But it's not irrelevant unlike some novels. There would be plot. *** >> About the hot, but infamous author. Not really hot. But if you look up 'Shanaya Stephens' on Google you might be really surprised.

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

What a funny story

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

Hello my fellow Cultural Daoists. This One shot Smut or lemon was inspired from the fanfic and the webnovel Against the Gods. Though the MC was OC and was inspired from lots of novels and CYOAs. Well to be frank I wrote/edited this lemon just to kill the time coz I was extremely bored and also for experiment sake. I had "researched" many lemon chapters from different novels in this platform, combined and edited their styles in one big chapter. I sincerely thank the Authors for producing the "research" materials. Also the Dao of BS and Hentai logic is kinda strong here so please kinda bear it.( ╹▽╹ ) Tags : Smut , Sex , Hentai, Yandere Warning : 13k+ word count. Note: The cover belongs to the original artist.

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

Mellow, as in Melloriew was instructed to look after a young boy who was seventeen years younger than him. Although the two aren't blood related, words couldn't describe the bond they shared.

Ichigo Kurosaki is abandoned by everyone after sacrificing his powers and leaves everything behind friends, family, Shinigami. To start a new life but finds out that the afterlife is not the only supernatural in the world... This happens after saving his sister from the hell incident there will be lemon/sex curse words blood and gore and so much more AND THERE WILL BE GENDERBEND

This is the story of a poor college graduate who got a degree in programming which lead to an unfortunate series of events resulting in his untimely demise and transmigration into the game he died trying to fix. In this new world based off of a broken dating sim our protagonist finds themselves in, it is a fusion of modern and fantasy, with a plethora of different races for him to get into a relationship with. However, aside from being a smutty novel, this will delve into a deeper story of growing power and even attempting to conquer the world they are in. ************** Disclaimer: Any similarities between current or historical events, people, religions, cultures, ethnicities, popular media, etc... Are all purely coincidental. I am creating a story, and will not censor myself. So if you are easily offended or "triggered" I would advise you find a story that suits your sensibilities and thank you for your time and wish you the best. There is a world of content out there and I hope you find what is best for you. I reiterate, this is an 18+ rated adult experience story and will include references and/or graphical descriptions of sex, drugs, violence, war, r*pe, the LGBTQIA+ community, discrimination, etc... If you see all of these warning signs and continue anyways... I salute your bravery.

This is just a quick story with a funny ending... hope you enjoy!!! (Synchron has the power of quantum entaglement, the Observer can see and define all quantum states, and the Decoherence has the ability to force quantum systems into a single, defined state... and Lebron is just... well he's just Lebron...

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Shu Osamu is a "delinquent" student, often playing hooky and skipping classes. But he has a secret that he wants nobody to find out. He actually loves romance movies, shows, manga and novels, despite his appearance. When he was skipping one day he finds two people pacing worriedly around what looks like a film set. He gets curious and decided to check it out, only to be dragged into the filming of the Film Club! Yo so i be writing this thang in my past time and shi so expect low quality grammar and plot bruh cus no proofreader ong The lenght on this one might be short too like fr cus this shi is experimental and all AND ALSO ALSO this shi goonna be like a rom com with no lemon!!!!!!11!!11 Just like thos ones in manga or sum shi, this thang gon be pure asf ong ts pmo

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is a poem meaning to have a little chatter with your inner soul.

Jin-Su is a very funny, very cute and very mischevious guy though he doesn't act that way...he looks bored and sad most of the time...he need someone to cheer him up but no one comes so he decides to write a secret diary anonymously of his life and it's not as sadistic as you think...

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun and entertaining reading purposes, cause I'm not funny :P] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

World domination is easy peasy lemon squeezy. Put on your pants, it's so breezy. Pie the pumpkin, make it cheesy. Cakewalk, Fakewalk, very sleazy. Swords? Meh. Bombs? Eh. Nukes? Too basic. My only weapons are my fingernails. I am that op.