Funny Lemon

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

Lemons or lemonade—that’s how Damon Hale saw life. You either got something sweet, or you spent your days squeezing the bitter out, hoping for a taste of something better. Damon, an ordinary construction worker, was ready for life to end, but fate had other plans. Awakening in the fantastical world of Terramar, he’s shocked to find himself reborn as the Crown Prince of Celadrin, the wealthiest kingdom in a land ruled by strength and power. Here, humans command vast kingdoms and tame wild beasts through ancient rituals, transforming them into humanoid servants or fierce fighters. However, Damon’s newfound privilege comes with its own dangers, and his greatest challenge lies in facing the Beast Queen—the oldest and most fearsome of monsters, bent on revenge against the humans who’ve slaughtered and enslaved her kin. Thrust into a world of ruthless elites and deadly creatures, Damon must decide: has he been handed a lifetime supply of lemonade, or been given more lemons to squeeze? ## This is a harem story, and will have a massive harem. The story will focus on slice of life and romance along with the action. Tags include: Action, Fantasy, Weak to Strong, Romance, Massive Harem, Monster girls, MILFs, Mother-daughter pairs, Netori, R18

I appreciate you reading my book "Pokémon: Last Quake". To start, I want to outline a few points and establish some rules that I will adhere to throughout the writing process: System: The main character (MC) will not be provided with any system, ensuring that all achievements are earned through effort rather than given due to external factors. Additionally, there will be no levels, signifying that growth is achieved through experience, not predetermined by numbers. Ships: The narrative will not be heavily centered on romance; however, if it does emerge, there will be just one canonical partner for the main character. Comments: Ideas and critiques are welcome as they help maintain focus. Please feel free to share them, and if they are incorporated, the contributor's name will be acknowledged at the chapter's conclusion. Lemons: There will be no on-screen lemons, I will be only providing brief descriptions before cutting to the next part of the story. Embark on a tale of transformation from weakness to strength, centered around a young man's adventure in the Pokémon universe. Thank you for being part of this journey, and I hope you enjoy the experience. By Mugen Strife

Hey there, yes you... I'm talking to you reading this, this is not a real book. What is it, you ask? Well, it's just where I'm putting out some of the lemons from my other works, not all, just a few I like, I am sure you'll like it too, but if you want more, read my books. I currently have two works: Lust System: Monster Girl Harem and Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

Warning: ~SOUR RAW LEMONS~ Make no mistake, MC is a villain through and through. Story is not sacrificed for eye squinting lemons, cheek slapping lemons are not sacrificed for story. Detailed smut scenes, but I warn in advance, hold on to your pillows and be near a convenient location, only the strong can maintain calm. Your PP will definitely grow if you read this book! ----------------------------------------- It begins with a rough start, but stay with me, it only gets better!! ... Also, its not all about the lemons here, the story is just as important if not more. The lemons are an aspect of the story, not the other way round. Join my discord server:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt You will find character illustrations there and get future updates. -SYNOPSIS- Following countless reincarnations, Aldritch had lived countless lives without any recollection of the one before. He was initially chosen by a god for a specific purpose, and for whatever reason, the god stuck with him, trying time and again to reincarnate him into a particular world, but each time, he enters a different world and loses the memories of before getting there. Just when the god was going to give up and finally search for someone else, Aldritch's reincarnation works... half works, since he still got reincarnated into the wrong world, but at least this time, it was one with a connection to the intended destination. Aldritch initially didn't wish to bother himself about this warworld, as he wanted to live a fun life, doing everything he couldn't in his previous life now that he has and can get anything he wanted, good looks, wealth, fame, and most importantly, beautiful women to carry out and fulfil all his desires and fantasies!! But then, realizing the truth about warworld might just change his mind... And what a weird start? he is starting out in the chamber of the goblin queen? ---------------------------------------------- Coming from the author to you guys, the readers, I ask for your support as I write this book, it will motivate me to write more and better. No support feels like no one is reading and kills morale and creativity. So don't be frugal at all!! Comments, Reviews, Gifts, Powerstones, Golden Tickets -- Anything & Everything. ... Information on bonus chapters: After every week; 100 power stones - 1 bonus chapter 200 power stones - 2 bonus chapters 300 power stones - 3 bonus chapters... And so on. ===== 50 Golden Tickets - 1 bonus chapter 100 Golden Tickets - 3 bonus chapters And so on. All the bonus chapters will be delivered the following week, if possible, all at once

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

The story follows a youth 'Kevan' from Razor town a place for the rich and strong finding it difficult to live because of his poor family he had, with just a mother playing the father part at that very old age, pitifully taking care of his two children, Ester and Kevan whole heartedly. _______ Due to their unbelievably poor family, studies in Razor town seemed impossible due to lack of enough fees and school requirements but not only that, Kevan who was unbelievably wise for any school to run after him had a very serious problem, seriously taking away all the opportunities of learning in one of the schools in Razor. His life was said to be tragic by not only his fellow students who he had his last year in level one with, but also the teachers who gave out brief comments about his tragic abnormal characters on his report warning any school which will dare to take Kevan in as a student. The total denial of town schools towards Kevan forced his mom to send him to Blava town, a town of mysteries, a town full of schools mythically designed mostly for abnormal students, students who failed to socialise with others. ______ Schools in Blava were welcoming any kind of students and gave out discounts on how wise the student was not to mention their talents! see how his tragic life turns mysterious in his journey within Blava. ______

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

warning: R-18 content. (lemons) MILFS, ELVES, DWARF WOMEN, DRAGANOID WOMEN, VAMPIRE, MAIDS, WARRIORS, DEMI- HUMANS, PRINCESS'S, Demon queens, priestess. e.t.c All the imaginable beauties, with huge lemons, soft and small, cute and full of tantrums, yandere. everything in one place. for those who have wild imaginations. No NTR, silent yet ruthless and overpowered MC. system, not really, but still there is something to guide him. a TRANSMIGRATED MC who is in love, initially tries to act hard, but in front of such beauties you know no real man can. has it's fair share of Action, I promise to bring a story, with all your wild imaginations in huge Harem. He really is their Saviour look forward to it. note: it has a genuine story, so there will be a lot of build up. it's not going to be like: oh there she is, now let's get her laid. @EMPERORS_WORDS1416

sometimes,being heartbroken creates a phobia to love. that fear of being hurt by someone you love continue to hunt you down. as result you push away an romantic relationship since its better to be cautious than suffer in the end. that's exactly how Angela collin's mind worked. however most phobias are said to have a cure so what a bout her phobias, is there any cure for it? she did find an answer. the cure exists and it works miraculously that you won't remember ever having a problem. True love it is.. His name is Quen Okefe. he is rich, handsome, outstanding businessman and he has a fame. to almost every woman he is a full package. Nevertheless he doesn't want any woman but a special one. his last relationship was in college and now it would be a world scandal to spot him with a woman. yet his world was soon to change, on first sight his walls fell and his heart succumbed to his special partner.

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Kim Minhyun , 21 years old university student , manifested as an omega and suddenly something made him change his mind fully. he tried to live at his fullest. Jeon so-hyun , 28 years old, working as an surgeon at W hospital. His is cold outside but never misbehave with his patients. There seems to be a line in between them. but then both of them meets and changes are happening in both of lives. .... Minhyun had to go to the W hospital once again for his sister's friend. He went to see this so called friend and only to learn that it was her boyfriend! Minsoo is just 17 years old. She is already having a relationship! She needs to talk with her. When he was scolding her for keeping it a secret, someone from behind pushed Minhyun away from Minsoo. Which made everyone shocked. "Brother! " "Brother! What are you doing!" Minsoo and her boyfriend Both shouted at the same time making everyone stopped except the man who pushed Minhyun. He again approached Minhyun who was on floor. Minhyun looked at the guy who just pushed him with a glare.. "What do you think you are doing!" Minhyun asked with a glare. The guy stopped for a moment and then approached Minhyun slowly and sat down in front of him. "It's really him. I didn't think he would have this type of personality!" The guy mummble as if talking to himself. Which made Minhyun frown. "Hey man, move out of my way while I am asking nicely. If not then I might sue you for harassing you. " Minhyun threatened. And it seemed to get the guy's attention. " You will sue me? It's not unheard of having alphas fighting. Who will listen to you?" The guy replied. Minhyun crossed his hand over his chest and replied " they might listen when I say I am an omega idiot!" This made the guy stop for a second, "W-what! So you are an omega?" " Is that what you get of all the things! Move out of my way!" Minhyun pushed that guy away and take Minsoo's hand and left the room. Jeon So-hyun(top) X Kim Minhyun(bottom)

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.

warning: Not my own work, I just copied it from DragonsFics

Carter was a bookworm who loved reading fantasy novels, one day he found himself reincarnated as the cherished son of a powerful Duchess, as his life changed from ordinary to privileged life. He found himself in the arms of a beautiful and rich woman as Ethan Blackwwod son of the powerful duchess Luica Blackwood. He was born and labelled as creepy child, and is shunned by his peers for his ability and being able to use black magic, who are shunned by the society. Despite him being underestimated and mocked by other family members he held a hidden side A side where his thirst for knowledge and power easily crushes any rivals. And his sadistic desires has no limits. Harem | Mana sharing(Dual cultivation for mages) | Ruthless Mc | Reincarnation | Survival | Kingdom Building | Romance | Lemons | Lemons | Charming Narcisst | Dark | Comedy | Very Action | Much Adventure | New Tropes | Old Tropes |Best tropes| There is a Yandere | Mother, Daughter| Threesome| And much more

************* A light blue screen stops me as I'm about to eat my last meal... A lead bullet. Greetings host, your planet is doomed to enter the final stages of ecological, societal, and biological collapse due to the prolific and unchecked infection and mutation rate of the Terro virus. As such, an experimental system designed by higher dimensional beings has been implemented to assist the host in reconstructing your quickly crumbling world in an effort to prove or disprove several hypothesis' posited by the higher dimensional beings. I wish the host the best of luck. What kind of sick joke is this? I'm already infected and there's no cure! ************** Follow my journey as I attempt to rebuild the world I once knew, even if my system is a little... Broken? Glitchy? A pain in my as*... Definitely... ************** Disclaimer: Any similarities between current or historical events, people, religions, cultures, ethnicities, popular media, etc... Are all purely coincidental. I am creating a story, and will not censor myself. So if you are easily offended or "triggered" I would advise you find a story that suits your sensibilities and thank you for your time and wish you the best. There is a world of content out there and I hope you find what is best for you. I reiterate, this is an 18+ rated adult experience story and will include references and/or graphical descriptions of sex, drugs, violence, r*pe, the LGBTQIA+ community, discrimination, etc...

Ezra Caster, an orphaned detective, attempts to solve the series of mysterious murders in his city. Working with his alien female partner, Lemon, they are violently pulled into the affairs of a world beyond the world they knew. They called it the world of Guardians and Knights, assigned to protect the stability of the Multiversal System. In this world, it is revealed to Ezra that he is one of the Guardians. As the pieces of the puzzle starts coming together and they discover the connection between the Guardians and the murders, Ezra and Lemon are forced into a violent battle with the mastermind organization behind the murder mysteries. In an attempt to protect him from an attack, Lemon sacrifices herself to save Ezra, but disappears in the process. Outraged, Ezra goes berserk and seeks revenge, as well as the whereabouts of Lemon, and therefore forsakes his duties as one of the Guardians. What fate does the fabric of reality and the Multiversal System hold now that Ezra has gone rouge and the balance has been disrupted? And what fate awaits Lemon in the strange world that had abducted her? Please add to your library and leave a comment, power stones and golden tickets. Please leave reviews too.

[Fair Warning: This should not be read by anyone XXX] In a fantasy world of magic and monster, one girl awakens a unique class. A class that promises a future of lewdness and leadership. !!!Warning!!! Heavy R-18 sexual content. This a novel full of so many lemons you can't count them. The novel will have a good story though, or at least I'll try. Writing this so I can expend my stored up lewd creativity.

"The world is a place where both beauty and terror, cause one to tread a path. It's this said path that only the crazy or outright insane may live longer enough to tale their tale of their journey." - Suguru Shinomura "Peace" has finally returned to the world after a devastating war; with most of the gods and higher beings devoured. With most of the world still reeling from the aftermath, the very ones who started this whole fiasco–hiding in a world opposite of our own, are preparing to finish what they started. Warnings: -Harem -Yuri(no lemon scenes but mentioned) -Yaoi(no lemon scenes but mentioned) -Expect massive POV shifts -quite politically heavy -Racism -This may become dark(it's more on one's perspective, but expect hinting to things like Nercophila, BDSM, torture, slavery, genocide, twisted morals, etc) -Dubious Consent -Do expect Omakes(both funny and/or sexual in nature)[Some may be canon]

Crossing over to an independent urban world where martial arts and immortal law coexisted, the only thing Lin Shen could rely on was his clone's golden finger. "Clone cultivation, the host becomes stronger." "Clone [Pure Flame Body]: Flame attribute techniques cultivation speed +300%, Blazing Flame Palm, Melting Hand, Pure Flame Sword Skill... Any flame attribute techniques at your service. You can become a master in a day!" "Clone [Natural Daoist Body]: cultivation speed +500%. All martial arts techniques can be understood at first glance, and will be integrated, crushing all geniuses!" "Clone [Non-self Sword God]: Sword art technique power +200%, sword art technique cultivation speed +200%. No matter how strong you are, I will cut you down with one strike!" ... "You never know how many clones are trying to cultivate behind the person you are talking to in front of you!" "What does it have to do with me if my clone did it?" "Don't try to outnumber me cuz you can't!"

I hope you guys read my newest story titled My Forgotten Childhood friend. I'll be also writing more funny stories like this one

It's a funny and comedy story about 6 girls who want to be a kpop group called DREAMYPINKY GIRLS. They get to meet blackpink, bts, exo, Got7, momoland, twice THANK YOU.

DISCLAIMER : Just a novelization of a Role Play I had with a friend because I think it was funny In a full-dive MMO, armies rise and states are organized. From the East to the West, tens of thousands of players conspire, struggle, and kill each other to expand their territory or to carry their empire's banner to the walls of a city. Empires are built, others fall, sometimes without a battle. In the mountains of Epirus, Vladorius and his army have only one goal: Pyrrhus' Revenge.