Naruto Always Drunk

So-called Taisu pulse is a form of physiognomy, which can discern nobility and lowliness, foresee auspicious and ominous events, predict misfortune and fortune. Good sir, do you dare to let me feel your pulse? One pulse reading is worth a thousand gold! Look, making money is so easy, isn't it? Ah, phooey! Living two lives, Qin Liuxi's ideal is always to get by without striving for advancement, because in the world, there are always those who are willing to be lazy and not seek progress, and she is fit for such worthless tasks! But when a whole family shows up miserably and pitifully in front of her, Qin Liuxi's days as a slacker are over. Faced with the precarious Qin family in a state of distress, a maid beggar with an empty money box asking for business, Qin Liuxi has no choice but to shoulder the duties of the eldest lady, managing the household, supporting elders, and child-rearing! Qin Liuxi: I clearly got the script as a slacker, who switched it up? A cousin who questions her existence after being scolded by the eldest lady: I feel like the big sister looks at us like we're trouble! Qin Fourth Young Master, who was beaten and taught a lesson by the eldest lady: Be bolder, remove the feeling! Qin Fifth Young Master, who was lectured into a state of introversion by the eldest lady, solemnly counts on his fingers to answer questions about what the big sister is useless at: She can exorcise demons and ghosts, read faces and draw charms, heal and save people. Oh, which one did you ask about? Later, someone asked Qin Liuxi, if life could start over, what would her dream be? Qin Liuxi remained silent for a long time: To not strive for progress and to live for a hundred years!

It's story of average boy whose not good in anything even he can't make a single friend Then he decided to change the faith

*Warning: Mc is a massive simp for Hanabi Hyuga* The Mc was an infamous underground fighter, apart from martial arts the only thing in life that the Mc finds joy in is the Naruto anime, more specifically the character Hanabi Hyuga. His fondness of this character quickly grew to obsession.Tragically the Mc dies to a right hook to his liver,only to be transmigrated into the world of Naruto where his journey to get stronger driven solely by his obsession with Hanabi begins. If you guy find my work amusing,please support me by giving my story a rating,thank you a lot!I appreciate all the support i get!

Kosma Ars, a man who lost his memory, he really lost everything, he can't remember how to talk, or walk properly. One thing he always does, he sits on a long wooden bench, always staring at the collapsing sky. The sky looks torn from the sides of the clouds, the man wonders why he always sees the same collapsing sky, however, all that is needed, in order to make the man remember who he is. I sometimes want to write some impressive short stories like this, please read this story as you feel comfortable. (If you can, please read my other works)

I was instructed to not tell him.... I don't understand why he isn't allowed to know. He has every right to know. I unfortunately have to listen to my father and Dumbledore on the matter. My name is Iris Elizabeth Snape and this is how Harry finds out he has a sister.

Ethan Cross was once a passionate TV show director—until his latest series flopped so hard that the internet shredded him apart. Hated, blackmailed, and drowning in regret, he spiraled into self-destruction… until one fateful night, when a truck ended his misery. But instead of disappearing into nothingness, Ethan wakes up five years in the future—in the body of a high school orphan with no memories of his past life. Just as he’s processing the absurdity of his situation, a floating system window appears before him: [Congratulations! You have been assigned the role: “Cosmetic TV Show Director”] Confused yet intrigued, Ethan soon realizes his new job isn’t about making TV for ordinary humans. No—his audience is the multiverse. Gods, demons, aliens, eldritch horrors, and civilizations across different dimensions are tuning in to watch his shows. And the stakes? Sky-high. The better his show performs, the more prizes, supernatural abilities, and insane rewards he earns. The worse it does? Well… let’s just say some universes don’t take disappointment lightly. With a mysterious system, bizarre production tools, and an infinite audience of unpredictable beings, Ethan must create the greatest TV show the multiverse has ever seen—or risk facing cosmic cancellation. Lights, camera… chaos!

All Zee ever imagined was living a thrilling, dangerous love story—a gangster husband, dodging bullets like in her wildest night dreams. But when that fantasy became her reality, it unearthed the dark secrets of her childhood, unraveling her world and leaving her hopeless. Just when she thought she was lost, the mysterious man from her dreams revealed himself, bringing light back into her life. ~~~ His tongue wasn’t just inside me—it was teasing, rubbing against my clit, moving in and out with deliberate precision. I couldn’t control my moans anymore, my body trembling under his touch. I grasped his head, desperate for more, but he only teased me further, keeping me on edge. “You know the rules, babe. Not until I say so,” he murmured, his voice muffled as he buried himself between my thighs. “Lloyd,” I gasped, my voice barely above a whisper. “Tell me you can hold it for daddy.” “I can’t, baby,” I panted, my moans breaking through uncontrollably. “Then tell me you love this,” he demanded, his voice thick with lust—deep, commanding, and utterly intoxicating. “You know it’s amazing, love,” I breathed, my own voice unrecognizable, heavy with pleasure. He rewarded my confession with a long, deep thrust of his tongue that sent a cry ripping from my throat. Every muscle in my body tensed, anticipation coiling inside me like a tight spring. He smirked against my skin, his voice a husky whisper. “I love it when you cum on my tongue. I just can’t get enough of your taste.” Reaching for the pillow beside my head, he slid it beneath my pelvis, lifting me into the perfect arch. He took his time, savoring me, his tongue circling my clit with agonizing slowness. Then, he slid a finger inside me, moving it with expert precision, teasing, building the pressure. Shifting, he moved up my body, his hands parting my legs further as we adjusted to our sides, limbs tangled in a slow, sensual rhythm. His hard length rubbed against me, the friction sending jolts of pleasure through my core. I had always believed pleasure should come with a little pain, but this… this was something else entirely. Warning: This book contains explicit sexual and violent content. Reader discretion is advised.

A man has to face the consequences of endangering the love of his life by marrying her. Zayne, a very rich and powerful Alpha demon who has faced things worse than death, faced betrayal everyday, an eligible bachelor marries the young Rose who moved to Thev with her father due to her mother's death by witches. when they get married, they face lots of problems from Zayne's family, especially his step mother, who has dedicated her whole life to try and make Zayne die painfully "No one can separate us...not even death" This story is rated 18+, not suitable for people under the age of 18.

" You think you will win so easily? You fool. I am a queen and I will be treated like one of them," I told him. He was my slave, nothing more, but one day he thought that we could rule this fucking world. "Every time I touch you, you moan so hard that even your rules can't stand then. You love me mi amore. Just admit that so we could be the queen and king of this world. Together." Feelings are nothing for me because I was raised, learning that love can destroy us. So, I didn't let him change me. Until I made a mistake. It cost me everything. I am Chythia Romanov and I won't let Luciano De Rossi win.

A young protagonist navigates a chaotic day, from rushing to school after getting late, to a brief encounter with classmate Clistoria Reve. Minor frustrations and growing boredom mark their routine, as they reflect on the restlessness of adolescence.

Hello! I am Lucian, or in this life Kenneth Des Velezerk.  I was a normal university-going student in my previous life and I was having the time of my life. I had a beautiful girlfriend, good grades, and an easy side job that made me decent money and I could care for my family. Everything was great. But, I was too much of a party animal. And, I think I probably died from alcohol poisoning, because drinking alcohol with my friends is the last memory of my previous life that I have. But, god gifted me with a second life. That too as the youngest son of the only grand duke of the kingdom. I took over Kenneth's body at the same age when I died, 21.  Being the youngest with 3 elder brothers is a blessing. I get all the fun and no responsibilities. Or so I thought. If I hadn't read the novel, I for sure would have enjoyed my life. But with a crown prince who is a ticking time bomb, I can't help but worry for my family.  My brother, chasing after the female lead, will challenge the crown prince and soon get framed for treason in a well-thought-through plan curated by the crown prince.  If I want to live, I must keep my brother away from the crown prince and the female lead. But... unexpected twists keep catching me off guard.... Why is the crown prince in love with me ?!

A mad mix of British snark and anime insanity, this light novel skewers social media, gaming, and clout culture with quirky, biting humor. Unique. Absurd. Wish I’d found it sooner. Lillian’s your typical girl, craving eBunnee fame. Lost in #HeartLingForest, she meets a dramatic ghost who literally follows her. At Estresey Academy, teens worship followers like gods—eBunnee’s so wild even ghosts and objects chase likes. Follow Lillian through a hilarious, fame-obsessed blur where reality and virtual collide, friendships teeter, and laughs hit hard.

An old man bids his last farewell to his descendants while he was on his deathbed. After closing his eyes to begin his eternal rest, he was surprised to have opened his eyes once again. However this time, his sudden awakening was accompanied by a baby's cries. NOTICE: I will try uploading 2 chapters everyday, but I don't promise that I will be able to upload everyday as I am a student with responsibilities. THERE IS YAOI AND YURI ON THE TAGS BECAUSE THIS STORY WILL HAVE CERTAIN LGBTQIA ELEMENTS AND CHARACTERS, THOUGH IT WONT BE THE FOCUS OF THE STORY

"I am Xavier Eason Parker take you Sofia Estelle White to be my wife to have and take care of each other, from now until forever. In times of hardship and joy, in times of abundance and in shortage, in times of health and sickness, to love and cherish one another, until death do us part, according to God's holy law, and this is my sincere promise of allegiance.", and by that line, me and him were officially a husband and wife

A wealthy duke's wife gave birth to twins, Mika and Mirkon, they were the complete opposite. Mirkon was calm, and stoic, while Mika was playful and mischievous. As both of them grew, they noticed many nobles beating up commoners, or commoners stealing from the nobles. Mirkon thought that it was normal, but Mika thought it was unfair and decided to take things in her own way. During lunch, she suffocated a bully in the Restroom. There, she felt satisfaction she never felt before, and began to murder each bullies day by day. Some time later, she was caught trying to hurt the rude teacher, and was sent to the principle's office.. Long story short, the Duke was mad and didn't listen to a word Mika said. With no mercy, the Duke experimented on Mika as punishment, and accidentally giving her the ability of immortality and dangerous uncovered powers.

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

I remember whispering those words, my voice swallowed by the wind as I gazed at him from afar—the boy who once promised me forever. “I’ll find you when we grow up. I’ll search the world just to be with you again.” He had said it with such certainty, as if the universe itself had written our fate in the stars. I held onto that promise like a lifeline. But time has a cruel way of unraveling even the strongest of vows. I waited. And waited. And waited. But he never came back. When I finally searched for him, desperate to fill the aching void he left behind, I found him—smiling, holding someone else’s hand, walking beside her like she was his world. I became nothing more than a stranger to him, a forgotten chapter in his story. Yet, in that single moment, my heart shattered as if I had been foolish enough to believe love could defy time. “I searched and found you,” he murmured, standing before me once more, his gaze unreadable. But fate is unkind. I had spent years chasing a shadow, drowning in an ocean of longing, only to reach the shore and realize he had already built a home without me. “I loved you… Goodbye.” I turned away, but he caught my wrist, his grip trembling. “Please,” he pleaded, “this time might be ours.” Tears spilled down my cheeks, but I pulled away. I had spent too long waiting for him to return, only to find that love had never truly been mine to keep. “I still love you,” I whispered to the wind. “And I’m glad that, for a moment, you knew.” That night, I lay in bed, feeling both relieved and empty, my heart a battlefield of memories and unfulfilled dreams. Years passed. I grew older. I lived, I breathed, but I remained alone. And one day, as sleep embraced me like an old friend, I wondered—would my heart ever stop searching for him? Or would someone finally find me and lead me toward a destiny where love no longer meant waiting in vain?

I entered the room slowly,the door slamming shut behind me?the room was dark only lightened by a small light on the ceiling which alone wasn't good enough for my eyes to see clearly then I heard it the hiss that sent shivers down my spine I gasped in fear turning around slowly,only to see a snake of a breed I didn't know, black and a hint of gold colors stripped along the body, a size as big as me . Then I moved closer slowly "awwn you are really adorable" I said holding up my arms. Petra is a young bI entered the room slowly,the door slamming shut behind me?the room was dark only lightened by a small light on the ceiling which alone wasn't good enough for my eyes to see clearly then I heard it the hiss that sent shivers down my spine I gasped in fear turning around slowly,only to see a snake of a breed I didn't know, black and a hint of gold colors stripped along the body, a size as big as me . Then I moved closer slowly "awwn you are really adorable" I said holding up my arms. Petra is a young brunnete who due to a huge dept had to be sold to a tyrant prince by her uncle. This was the only que to their survival.

struggling to achieve basic things is not easy for some , which is nothing to other people read to know more

In a world disrupted by loss and driven by vengeance, Dr. Salazar, a brilliant scientist, transforms his grief into a deadly legacy. Devastated by the death of his beloved to cancer, he develops a sinister zombie virus to make the world feel the anguish he endured. As the virus spreads, chaos ensues, plunging humanity into an apocalyptic nightmare. Naira, an avid gamer and dedicated employee at a BPO company, finds herself thrust into this harrowing reality. Her skills in strategy and problem-solving, honed through countless hours of gaming, become invaluable as she navigates the dangers of a world overrun by the undead. Determined to survive and protect her loved ones, Naira uncovers clues about the origin of the virus and Dr. Salazar's motivations. As Naira's journey unfolds, she allies with other survivors, each with unique abilities and stories of their own. Together, they strive to find a way to stop the virus and restore hope to humanity. Naira's resilience and ingenuity are tested as she faces unimaginable horrors, but her resolve remains unbroken. In a battle against time and the undead, Naira emerges as an unlikely hero in a fight to reclaim the world from the clutches of despair.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

I used to think that Love, only existed in the warm pages of books... I used to think that all women were the same. liars, and users... Until I met HER... I couldn't understand why my heart would beat so fast when I was near her... Or why I felt like I was drowning when I wasn't... I promised myself I would never fall in love... But damn.... How my heart betrayed me... And out of all the girls I could have fallen for, I fall for HER...

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