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When Isabella is forced to marry New York's ruthless Capo Alexander De Luca in order to settle her drug addicted father's debts, her whole life is turned upside down. Especially when a dark secret and an obsessive stalker threatens their relationship and the mafia ties. Find out if Alex and Isa's love will survive....

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

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Gl Novel

This story follows the Immortals, vampire-like beings whose drug runs beneath Earth's greatest mountains. Calista, unaware of how deeply Immortals surround her, disappeared for years, consumed by grief over her brother's death. When she returns, seeking revenge, she uncovers hidden truths about her bloodline and the lives around her. As her plans spiral out of control, she's forced into an arranged marriage by tradition, complicating everything even further. Renzo, the drug lord who works beneath the mountains of Zhangjiajie Pillars, the best in his job of distributing drugs around the world, a ruthless, heartless, and brilliant man, has found himself starring at a beautiful and cunning woman whose eyes are sore with tears falling. "What did she want from me?" He asked. He stared at her, wondering why he didn't kill her the moment he found out. "She knows what you've done." ___________ The Immortals: Rogue Unfinished 11/16/24

《It's Not Funny》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

In a fantastical realm where interdimensional entities converge, Art emerges as the formidable leader of a mysterious organization. His fate takes a captivating twist when he secures a coveted curse from the God of Chaos, altering the course of his journey and unraveling unforeseen consequences across the diverse tapestry of his world. [warning: some deaths are gruesome and detailed. drug use. murder. cannibalism.] [no r4p3, I'm not comfortable writing that sh1t]

Jan-Hendrik van Aswegen is an aimless twenty-two year old who moves from Cape Town to the big city of Johannesburg in search of a new life. Failing to get a job or a purpose, he decides to sell drugs with high school best friend Joseph. The two start a drug empire and become some of the most wanted criminals in the country, drawing attention from law enforcement and rival drug lords. Follow Jan-Hendrik and Joseph as they climb up the ladders of crime, battling against corrupt police officers and Nigerian gangsters in the process. As well as try to survive in an environment where human life is cheap. A tale of survival, betrayal, revenge, power, greed and heartbreak. "Toe dit wel gebeur en voldoende goudertsreserwes ontdek is, was die voortbestaan van die Goudstad verseker." "That's just how it goes, my brother. It's survival of the fittest out here. Dis 'n leeuwereld hierdie, tjom!" - Joseph "Ek ry al die pad na die goudstad toe, maar ek kom nooit daar uit nie. Vir een of ander rede, is dit okei by my." - Jan-Hendrik

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Lelah hidup dalam kemiskinan, Ray melakukan kesalahan fatal yang meninggalkan jejak tak terhapuskan dalam hidupnya ketika ia memutuskan untuk menceburkan dirinya ke dunia hitam peredaran narkotika. Jejak yang terus menguntit dan menghantui langkahnya, bahkan ketika akhirnya ia berhasil keluar dari dunia itu hidup-hidup. Dan jejak itu kembali padanya setelah hampir depalan tahun sejak ia meninggalkan dunia hitam itu dalam bentuk beragam masalah yang tak kunjung henti menyapa, masalah yang bahkan mungkin melukai dan merenggut orang-orang disekitarnya.

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Beaten to a pulp day by day, exploited, manipulated and forced to live day by day like a slave to the bullies at school. With no hope of revenge, Davis only hoped he could finally shut his eyes forever but even that was not granted to him. Fed up with his life he decides to take a crazy risk "since they don't want to grant me rest then I'll grant them." He finally took revenge at the expense of his life only to be brought back as the abandoned son of the most notorious mafia boss in the entire world. To others being a mafia boss's son may be cool but Davis was the abandoned son of the mafia boss, even bottom tier street gangs had more recognition than him and to top it off he had to take care of his abandoned mother. but fate didn't forget to give him a cheat to get started. After alot of twist and turns, watch as Davis turns from a regular youngster to the ruler of mafia.

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

"I will pay back ten folds what they did to me, I am no longer scared Jane, I am from henceforth, Bold, Strong, and Courageous Fiona," Jane, an orphan is captured after running away from the orphanage, by groups of men who were drug dealers. After staying for five years there, she devised a means to escape from the cellar, which was barely successful. After escaping to the next town, she was saved by a handsome, normal guy alongside his grandma, just then she saw her long-time childhood friend she had been looking for but one of the drug dealers found out about her whereabouts. Instead of taking her back, he promised her freedom. Witness the twist of events, steamy chapters, and interesting cliffhanger in "HER TWISTED FATE"

Laying in a pool of his blood, Bruno's life flashes before his eyes. In those flashes, he remembered how he started his criminal life. It all started with him trying to earn enough for his single mother to not worry financially about him and his younger brother. Wanting more and greed, eventually led Bruno to become one of the biggest drug dealers in the United States. Becoming too big for his own good, Bruno was eventually caught and put in prison. He was not safe in prison because he had many enemies in the criminal world. Bruno lying in the pool of his blood with many shanks stuck inside of him, was dying. As his vision faded to black, Bruno opened his eyes to a new world.

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

The anchor is a fishing guy called Hakuno who traveled to a parallel world and was ridiculed because he often couldn't catch any fish, and was bound to the Lifetime to be Strong System, which led to a super-funny story.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Set in the gritty, crime-riddled streets of 1980s Sydney, Wild Streets, Silent Graves follows Tommy Bannister, a seasoned gangster who has clawed his way to the top of the city's underworld. With a sharp mind and a ruthless demeanor, Tommy controls the city's drug trade, gambling, and protection rackets—until new and terrifying adversaries emerge.

Alisa,An undercover private detective lost her parents at her teen years by inhaling an illegal drug now twenty years later she is enstranded with a mafia boss Dante, who is a prime suspect in her parents case. would she chose love or avange her parents death?

The war in the kingdom intensified, and the orcs from the North were ready to take action. They traveled through time and became the ninth son of a Count. He was not qualified to inherit the title, but accidentally obtained the daily intelligence system. With the help of the daily intelligence system, he began to build a territory and obtain a title. [Daily information has been updated] [1: Renn was wandering around the Lucerne town market today and accidentally bought a life fruit from Mijie’s pulp shop. After taking it, he officially condensed the life seeds] [2: In the northern part of your territory, there is an extremely rich iron mine among the Golimbo tribe] [3: In ten days, your territory will be attacked by tauren] [4. After seven days, there will be a group of unicorns looking for food in the west of your territory] 【5：…………】 [6: Engel Dressrosa seems to have some troubles, coming from the limitations of his own strength] 【7:……】 This is a translation, All credit goes to the original author: If life is just like a dream

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan

Summary HI. Everyone This story is about a journey to the top by an arrogant and pervert boy named Trevor who met a prideful system after he died from an infamous truck- kun. Along the way, where he faces powerful immortals, gods many other creatures and beats them to pulp and there are no things he can't do but there is one thing he can't avoid is to getting trolled by his system which treats him as a slave System: [Slave have pride in what you do. The moment you lose your pride, then it's a one-way ticket to hell].