Deep Fried Meme Pulp

Julius Marcellus was just an average guy—if you count a near-genius with zero social life and an obsession with hyper-immersive VR games as "average." When he straps into the latest full-dive gaming system to play Eclipse Conquest: Omega, he expects epic battles, loot, and maybe a leaderboard ranking. What he didn’t expect... was to never log out. A freak explosion in the real world fries the system—leaving Julius’s entire consciousness trapped inside the game. But this is no ordinary world. He awakens on Virelda, a planet so massive it dwarfs the Milky Way, located in a galaxy light-years beyond Earth. His mission: conquer the planet and prepare it for human colonization. Equipped with a mysterious injection designed to unlock a random ability based on his psyche, Julius receives a bizarre and unique power: Maiden Gacha—a supernatural roulette that lets him summon powerful, seductive maidens from across dimensions. Each maiden comes with extraordinary abilities, unique personalities, and a deep connection to Julius’s inner self. Now, with an army of otherworldly beauties, evolving kingdoms, and cosmic-level threats ahead, Julius must fight, lead, and outwit god-like entities across Virelda's continents—all while searching for a way back home. But the deeper he delves into this world’s secrets, the more he begins to question: Was this really a glitch… or destiny?

That day, the breath of the great whale dispersed the fog, and a new era arrived. Chen Qi accidentally transmigrated into the steampunk-apocalyptic game world of 'New Sun,' starting with the monstrous talent "Deep Sea Affinity," where ancient deep-sea creatures saw him as one of their own. Although he possessed the talents of a monster, as a transmigrator, he still maintained the original intentions of humanity, striving to level up with the firm resolve to become a world-renowned Monster Hunter. Finally, after his relentless efforts, the popular Dove Times sharply commented: "From the ancient deep sea, a scoundrel with evil bloodlines who threatens witches with tentacles, the arrogant lone Emperor of the Fifth, who aims to conquer the Witch Sea!" False news, blatant false news! Even though he grew tentacles, threatened witches, raised sea dragons, collected tolls, and sang the death chorus with sea monsters. He was truly not of any Deep Sea Ancient God's bloodline but a dedicated and responsible Hunter. Chen Qi cut down the fleet before him and earnestly clarified.

Earth is the human civilization’s cradle, but humans cannot possibly live within its cradle for eternity. In 2264, the first deep-space colonization spaceship of human civilization leaves the solar system and enters the boundless darkness… Zhang Yuan, son of the man behind the spaceship’s main control system, is one of the half a million volunteers to embark on the 20 light-year journey to a new planet. Follow Zhang Yuan on his journey of gaining new knowledge, exploring the unknown, and finding out what's the secret behind the intelligence enhancer his father left him.

Ren has lived his entire life burdened by a mysterious affliction—an insatiable thirst, skin that cracks without water, and emotions as fractured as his body. He never understood why. But when a catastrophic disaster reduces an entire city to ruin, everything changes. Ren discovers the truth: he’s not just sick—he’s a Viran, one of a rare and powerful species born with elemental gifts… and cursed with deadly consequences. Thrown into a hidden world darker and more brutal than he ever imagined, Ren must grow stronger—fast—if he’s going to protect the only family he has left: his silent, fragile little sister. In the shadows of a fractured city, where power twists hearts and survival demands sacrifice, Ren will face enemies who want him dead… and confront the true cost of becoming the Sovereign of the Deep. —————————— —————————— Disclaimer: This is a dark novel with violent and psychological themes. Reader discretion is advised. This version is a revised and expanded take on my earlier work—crafted for a deeper, more immersive experience.

Solo siguiendo las palabras de un conocido, es necesario que cumpla su trabajo en una ciudad tecnológica, un lugar hermoso, pero lleno de criminales, corruptos o bandas criminales que perturban la paz. ¿Cómo un lugar tan hermoso por fuera te acerca tanto al infierno? Imágenes y memes en Instagram con el nombre de "Shadsword".

[P-CORE BIOS VER 7.3.1 INITIALIZING... 10%] [30%] [60%] [90%] [100%] [SUBJECT Jin - GENETIC MARKER: PHOENIX PRIME - CONFIRMED] [CRYO-STASIS SEQUENCE: ...100%] [NEURAL PATHWAY: STABLE] [VITAL SIGNS: DETECTED - SUBOPTIMAL] [LOADING PHOENIX CORE AI - DESIGNATION: ASHA] [ASHA ONLINE - AWAITING SUBJECT CONSCIOUSNESS] [Humanity's Last Hope: Subject Jin. Current Status: Confused, but trying his best.] [Objective: Survive. Protect the 14 Girls. Maybe figure out what 'Affinity' means before someone hits him with a pipe.] The sun basically fried the whole planet, and there were mutant monsters everywhere. In the middle of all this mess, a kid named Jin wakes up totally alone in this freezing underground Vault that's falling apart. And suddenly there's this voice in his head. It's sarcastic as hell and definitely not happy about the situation.

In countless worlds, mysterious doors appear, leading to an ordinary-looking convenience store. That is, until you see who’s inside. An immortal cultivator ponders over instant noodles flavor, an ancient demon sips a cola, and a primordial beast carefully holds a bag of potato chips. Beings who could shake the heavens stand quietly in line, waiting their turn. At the counter, a young man scans their purchases. No one knows where he came from, but all understand one thing. In this store, rules must be followed. Welcome to the Dimensional Convenience Store, where even the greatest existences must check the price before they buy. — Releasing: Mon to Fri 2-3 chapters. Sat and Sun 2-4 chapters.

This is the story of Deepika and Manish, who first met in school. What started as a simple friendship slowly turned into something special. They spent a lot of time together—sharing laughs, helping each other with studies, and enjoying school life side by side. As the years passed, their bond grew stronger. Their families eventually met and got along really well. With time, friendship turned into love, and love turned into a lifelong promise. Deepika and Manish’s journey from school friends to life partners is a beautiful story of connection, trust, and togetherness.

Pursued by killers, she barged into a man's private room and became his antidote. After a night of abandon, she coolly plunged a dagger into his chest and vanished. Little did she expect, the man became addicted and chased her to Graham City, tempting her by any means necessary to drown with him. "Erik, what do you like about me?" The man pinned the sulking girl against him and fiercely silenced her with a kiss. "Unless I die, otherwise, you'll spend your next life...

Milk is returned with poison, sweetness is used up, and the pulp is thrown away. Such was the fate of Bellios, who dedicated his life to exterminating demons with six companions, ultimately decapitating the demon king and bringing peace to the imperial lands. After the demon king's destruction, the Emperor and the nobles' concerns shifted to the hero squad. Their absolute power was deemed a threat to the stability of the empire, and became the reason for their annihilation. Six heroes had fallen in the nobles' vile conspiracy, leaving Bellios to flee. A chase ensued between the Assassins' Guild, tasked with assassinating Bellios, and the hero. For over eight years, until finally...

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

My girlfriend despised Lin Yun's poverty and broke up with him. She saw through the secular world and vowed to rebel and become the king! Now you look down on me, and in the future I will make it difficult for you to climb up!

Kashton Berry never believed the world when they called his father insane. Everyone, including his own mother, mocked Dr. Alan Berry's claims that merpeople were real. But Kash always knew his father had been chasing something bigger than myth. Determined to uncover the truth, Kash travels to the isolated island where his father spent his final years, only to discover a hidden underground lab, a 12-foot glass tank, and a trunk filled with notes on a species humanity refused to acknowledge. But nothing prepares him for what he finds next. A living, breathing merman, nothing like the creatures Kash had imagined. Not a monster. Not a myth. Something far more human, far more dangerous... and far more impossible to resist. As mystery unravels and undeniable tension simmers between captive and captor, Kash must face the truth: Some legends aren't meant to be studied. Some are meant to fall for. Get ready to dive deep into a world of dangerous secrets, unique mating rituals, and a merman with a unique c**k. A fantasy alien romance that will sweep you off your feet and leave you gasping for more.

Jian Li just wanted to grab a soda and scroll memes. But when lightning strikes his phone, he accidentally downloads a very grumpy, very ancient alchemist grandpa — Elder Sheng Tai — who claims to be the last Sage of Heavenly Pill Dao… and now lives in Jian’s cracked Android. One’s a laid-back, sleep-deprived high schooler. The other’s a ghost who thinks rice cookers are furnaces and Douyi is a cursed mind trap. Together? They’re about to turn noodles, earbuds, and smartphone apps into the next great path to immortality. Cultivation now includes: Bluetooth transmission of Qi, rice cooker pill explosions, spiritual tea on a budget, aura-vision filters, and emotionally bonding over instant noodles. Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, mild diarrhea, or spectral nagging.

Follow the wild journey of a man reincarnated as a powerful werewolf in a fantasy world where MILFs can’t seem to resist him. Packed with humor, action, shapeshifting chaos, and plenty of adult fun, this story blends storytelling with steamy scenes. All 18+ chapters will be clearly marked with (18+) in the chapter title. Read at your own risk—and pleasure. Main Story ------- Gray Soliski wasn’t a hero. He wasn’t a villain. He wasn’t even particularly interesting. He was just your average filthy-rich, video-game-bingeing, midnight-snack-devouring college slacker. Until one night, a delivery girl showed up at his door... with fries, a milkshake, and a Desert Eagle. Bang. Dead. End of story? Not quite. Gray wakes up covered in slime, paw-deep in confusion, and surrounded by furballs. Congratulations! He’s been reborn... as a wolf pup. No system. No magical stats. No helpful tutorial. Just snow, raw meat, and a bunch of siblings who think tails are chew toys. Now he’s stuck in a freezing world with zero thumbs, a questionable “gift” for understanding howls, and an Alpha dad who thinks bonding time means hunting eight-foot rabbits. Can Gray survive the wilderness, avoid becoming monster chow, and maybe, just maybe, figure out why he got shot in the face to begin with? One thing’s for sure—being a wolf is a lot harder (and fluffier) than it looks. This is a SMUT novel with an actual plot. Tags: SMUT • Werewolf • Reincarnation • MILFs • Fantasy • 18+ • Comedy • Action

Through a family-arranged marriage, Susan Yates and the fourth son of the Quin family, Brad Quin, got married to each other. After their marriage, the low-key Brad changed his introverted style and flaunted their love from time to time. The assistant reported, "Mr. Quin, Ms. Yates' ex-boyfriend just posted on Facebook asking for a reconciliation. Thirty million fans are going wild online!" The man's gaze was sharp and his tone was low. "Hack his Facebook account!" The assistant reported again. "Mr. Quin, there are media reports that Ms. Yates' clothes are from an imitation brand." The man held a cigarette between his fingers and blew out smoke. "Contact the brand and hold a press conference with their spokesperson!" The assistant reported, "Mr. Quin, Ms. Yates… wants a divorce!" The man put down the document in his hand and glanced at the child beside him. "Your mom wants a divorce!" The child took a bite of ice cream and said in a childish voice, "Dad, Mom has been working so hard to raise me. Give me more money, thank you!"

The family gathering turned into a nightmare! How will the two siblings even survive in a bunker? Especially when the younger, and also smarter one, is mute (or so Seung has always been told when she has asked why she doesn't talk). Rich grandma's secrets may lead somewhere, or perhaps destroy everything. Easy to read: ✅ Warnings ⚠: This book may contain some violence and exploration of trauma. New chapter 9PM EEST every other sunday ❤

May mga sikreto tayong kayang itago...pero kapag sekyung barako na ang humaplos sa'yo, pati libog mo, sumusuko. Ako si Leo. Sa bawat gwardyang barako, ako'y naging alipin ng sariling libido.

In a world rebuilt from alien war, power is measured in Characters – potent abilities drawn from slain Unus monsters. Harmonics bond with many, growing stronger with each acquisition. But Wes Callahan bears a unique curse: an unprecedented synchronization rate locks him to a single Character, Aroth. Once hailed as a prodigy, now disowned and relegated to the dangerous fringes, Wes survives as a low-rank gun-for-hire. In a system built on accumulating power, can a man limited to one truly forge his own path, or is he destined to be crushed beneath the weight of mediocrity and monstrous threats?

Born into captivity, Ariys has spent her life bound by an enigmatic internal alarm that punishes any attempt to escape. When she crosses paths with Fri, a wandering traveler haunted by his past, her world shatters. Drawn to be freedom, she joins him on a journey through the Mystique World—a land of war, hidden truths, and unforgiving dangers. As they battle monstrous foes and uncover long-buried secrets, Ariys and Fri are forced to confront the darkest sides of humanity—both around them and within themselves. But the deeper they go, the clearer it becomes: Ariys's chains are more than just physical, and the truth behind them may reshape the fate of the world itself. In a place where justice and revenge blur, where war is endless, and where identity is both a weapon and a curse—can Ariys break free, or will she become the very thing she fears?

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

The nascent Chaos had just been carved out, and the barren void welcomed the souls from the Otherworld. As the first soul in the Chaos World, Laine automatically became the God of Spirituality. However, divine power stems from Divine Power, and the existence of spirituality was insignificant; thus, the newly born Laine was extremely weak. With no other choice, to avoid being overturned by the torrents of fate, Laine had to rely on himself. He carved out realms, and birthed lives belonging solely to spirituality. He created sequences, scattering the steps to deification. He wove the Magic Net, enveloping the sky, the oceans, and the land. When the bell of dusk sounded, I raised my divine seat and proclaimed to all beings from the pinnacle of the Spirit Realm: There are two facets to the world, the material and the spiritual. The material belongs to the gods, and the spiritual belongs to me, such is the ultimate truth of all things.