Satire

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AMRahi This is a somewhat satiric xianxia story, mainly focusing on mystery solving, absurd humorous situations, and cultivation politics. [ Synopsis ] The universe gives some of us gifts that we may utilize to achieve our goals, reach the highest peak of our vision, holding an edge over every competitor. The universe also takes away taken-for-granted abilities from some of us, restricting us at every step we take forward, bombarding us with obstacles, and rendering us incapable of touching our aspirations in life. How would YOU lead your life, had you fallen among the latter minority? Across the vast Macrocosms of Man, the world of cultivation continues to demonstrate its brutality, its hazards, and its never-ending cycles of conflicts. One day, we find ourselves becoming conscious of the truth of our world....and that's where our story begins. As someone meant to be a weakling, you need to think of sources of power other than pure cultivation- and that's what our protagonist, Han Xuhan excels in.

The content summary describes the story framework of a network novel. This novel combines elements such as Eastern fantasy, time travel, system flow, villain counterattack and so on, and features a certain degree of humor and unconventionality. The story summary is as follows: - **Protagonist and background**: The protagonist, Qin Feng, travels through time to the ancient and desolate world and becomes the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother is the so-called "chosen one" and possesses a rare Supreme Bone. - **System and choices**: Qin Feng originally expected to reach the peak of his life by relying on his younger brother's strength, but was guided by an improper system to be a villain. The system seems to have rewarded Qin Feng's act of digging out his younger brother's Supreme Bone and gave him the ability of "Invincible Heavy Pupil". - **Morality and truth**: In the story, Qin Feng's actions are spurned by the entire ancient and desolate world, who believe that he is unscrupulous in his pursuit of power. However, when the truth is eventually revealed, people find that behind Qin Feng's actions are unknown hardships, and his actions actually hide profound reasons and sacrifices. - **Theme exploration**: Overall, this story has a certain degree of satire and black humor. At the same time, it also discusses the relationships between morality, kinship and power. It may aim to explore the complexity of human nature and people's choices in extreme situations. This story framework integrates multiple popular elements and aims to provide readers with both thrilling and profound reading experiences.

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

The Newest Testament is a hilarious biblical satire following the adventures of Big G(God's street name). It is a fabulous piece of writing that is not only completely separate from anything people on web novel are used to reading, but has the unique niche of being probably too offensive for actual Christians but containing several jokes that are hard to understand if you are not well informed regarding the religion.

Micah Carrington is convinced that he is cursed. Cursed to escape from a forbidden, ill-advised, badly-thought-out romance, only to end up in another relationship that is every bit as forbidden, ill-advised, and badly-thought-out. His current target? His freshly widowed mother-in-law, the Duchess Elyth Welland of Kellynich. His current goal? To become his own father-in-law. And Micah is nothing if not determined. His sweet little wife Adeline? An easily pacified lamb. Society's judgement and condemnation? The buzzing of flies. Duchess Welland's grief? Well, the undivided attention of a dashing young man can surely make her forget about an old fogey who couldn't get it up for the past twenty years of his life. "Her Grace will soon be mine!" Disclaimer: This book is shaping up to be a satirical fuckfest with various permutations and combinations in terms of gender and orientation. If that's not your thing, click away.

I am a fruit of lies.....satire......Hehe...

Andrew Tate X Solo leveling satire story

Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war! two lunatic presidents. Inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement are dragging the world into a doomed war!!! Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians, and Hollywood Superstars. synopsis two lunatic presidents. two superpowers leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable surreal war. Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe - the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad - the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe's deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well... During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results. https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ story possibilities 92000 Words • A feature film (114 pages-ready and available) • T.V. series (first draft) • A film in three sequels in the style of The Lord of the Rings (first draft) • An animated film/series (first draft) • Graphic Novel/comics (first draft) • Movie/series for the internet • Movie/series for mobile • Computer/mobile game • All kinds of merchandise ATTACHING: SHORT ANIMATION/COMPCS SAMPLES/CHARACTERS SAMPLES/OUTLINE/CHARACTERS DESCRIPTIONS About me Itzhak Begerano - kim72816@gmail.com I am a disabled author and screenwriter from Israel with a penchant for writing psychological thrillers, Drama, Comedy, Fantasy, Science fiction, and Satire. I studied Directing and Screenwriting at the prestigious College of Film and Television. I'm now retired but still, write. ___________

[Moved to my main account under the title My Yandere Harem is a Nightmare under the psudeonym Margrave.] Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones. His luck abruptly changed when he got a system to overcome his curse. 28 days later, he was a handsome superhuman with female-attracting pheromones and cheat codes to become a billionaire with a harem. Did life get easier? Hell no! Once he started attracting women, his hidden yandere stalkers came out of the shadows and resorted to desperate measures to "protect him" from losing his virginity. Now in the open, facing each other for the first time, the yanderes devolved into a battle royale to protect him and win his love. - This is a [comedy]. It's immature and unrealistic and will likely turn you into a human vegetable with a permanent, drooling smile. In other words, it's perfect. The mc is the worst, but that's okay because the yanderes are the best. Each has a cocktail of wild mental health disorders that add a whole new dimension to the character trope. So prepare yourself for a rollercoaster and enjoy the ride. [Warning: Mature Content.] — Entry for the November 16th Fantasy Carnival Writing Contest! Please stone me to death for your ultimate amusement. — Comedy | System | Harem | Romance | Yandere | Tsundere | Softcore Smut | Lol Wut | Read It | High-Level Satire | Immature Dick Jokes | Everything Between | You're Welcome

Keira Hawkins thought that the new library patron, Nate, was disgusted by the birthmark decorating her face. But then, he asked to go on a date with her during their next meeting. The innocence of love at the first sight turned dangerously annoying when Nate refused to leave her side. Thankfully, with a mean slap to the face, done rightly in public by her mighty right hand, had rendered Nate to cease his nonsensical doings. And yet... One unsuspecting morning, she woke up on the most comfortable bed, in an unfamiliar room, cradled in the arms of a gorgeous man she crowned as the most annoying patron of the week. "You're the one who came to me," whispered Nathaniel Wolfe – the mafia lord who reigns over the east side of the country. It wouldn't be easy to shake him off. Moreover when she found a locked door in the library basement - the entrance to where some lost treasures were hidden in the maze, or so Nate said. Intrigued, Keira joined Nate on his quest to find the lost treasures before another mafia family find it first.

[Vol.1 - How I Became a Dragon Knight] The world went into chaos, and the VRMMORPG game I used to play 'Great Genesis' turned into reality. I, Kim Hajun with my girlfriend, Park Yun Hee are in the middle of that chaos. I swear to myself that I will sacrifice everything and anything for our own sake. [Vol.2 - Am I Still Human?] I'm confused about myself having evolved into a half-dragon race, I'm confused about whether my identity as a human still exists or not I behaved strangely due to the influence of my race turning into a half-dragon and I even made a deal with an existence that called itself The Supreme Ruler. Can I get through this situation? [Vol.3 - Looking for a Way Home] After remembering all the things he went through up to the time he was stabbed by Ginselda, Kim Hajun lost his consciousness. Kim Hajun woke up and he was in a place he knew very well, the place where he spent his time, Great Genesis. He's really confused about what happened to him, but he really wants to find his way home so he can meet Yun Hee. However, many obstacles await him. Can he meet Yun Hee again? __________________________________________________ #Disclaimer: 1. Everything in this book is fictional and not intended to be satirical, demeaning, defamatory, etc. 2. The artwork does not belong to me and if anyone knows the artists of this work, please let me know and I will credit them. __________________________________________________ #Note: I expect constructive criticism and suggestions because I want to be a better author.  __________________________________________________ Released on: 09.52 AM (GMT + 07.00) April 12, 2022  __________________________________________________

The Best of Epic Sex Stories by Epic Sex Stories Like most single moms, I would do anything to support my kids. As a Vegas stripper, I have. I put myself on my book covers to remind me what inspired that epic sex story. You wouldn't believe half of the shit that I've seen or done. To find out, read my books and search for my 400 sexy photos on Flickr.com (change search filter to “restricted”). Tell me what you think at Goodreads.com. This 110,000 word book has my five most popular stories. We start with the wildly popular Coveting My Neighbor’s Wife (just read the first few pages and you’ll see why); in the Hypno-Orgasm Seduction, a man desperately in love uses orgasms induced by hypnosis to cure the woman he loves of frigidity; The satire The Perfect Husband takes a humorous look at an unusual man in an unusual marriage; a hot daughter uses sexual scandal to expose her hypocritical father in The Preacher’s Slut; and, in very rare hard-science erotica, you learn what sex in orbit would be like in The First Space Orgy. Check out my other fifteen stories by looking up Epic Sex Stories at your favorite online bookseller. Copyright © 2013 by author Epic Sex Stories Published by author Epic Sex Stories at Smashwords This story is fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is coincidental. All rights are reserved. Except for book reviews, no more than four paragraphs can be reproduced without written permission from the author.

Every year, a group of the weakest cultivators in the planet is offered the chance to compete in the Cultivation Battle Royale, a chance for them to rapidly gain power as they defeat other cultivators and risk their lives for valuable herbs, pills, and techniques. Xing Wenghu, The reincarnation of the Immortal 9 Quadrants Chicken Wing Emperor is chosen to enter. Having failed the Thunder Tribulation of moving out of his parents house, he risks life and limb to overtake the other "Bizarre" cultivators he competes against. A satirical parody of many cultivation tropes, stories and characters.

Sarni Trilili adalah seorang janda muda yang ditinggal mati suaminya yang bernama Jonet Tralala. Ia menjadi gamang ketika ada seorang mucikari yang mendekatinya, yang memasang jerat untuk bisa menjualnya. Untuk menghindari si germo, Sarni Trilili pergi ke Kota Kendil untuk menjadi ahli gudeg karena ia akan membuka warung gudeg untuk menyambug hidupnya. Ia magang di warung Mbah Darmo yang menjadi langganan para mahasiswa Universitas Gela Gelo. Kecantikan Sarni Trilili membuat banyak mahasiswa jatuh cinta, di antaranya: Joko Pekik, Bambang Senggotho, dan Hurip Janaloka. Tetapi, Sarni Trilili belum bisa membuka pintu hatinya karena masih teringat almarhum suaminya. Namun seiring waktu, ada yang masuk dalam hatinya, siapakah dia? Lucu, satir, dan romantis.

A truly average teenager full of expectations gets whisked into another world, only to discover that things aren't as enticing as it seems... My amateur attempt at a deconstruction aimed towards the isekai genre, namely your generic stories with an overpowered main character, their cheats, their strange amount of knowledge regarding modern weaponry, and their harem. This is intended to border between satire and seriousness. Don't take any of the jokes too seriously. There's also a tad bit of descripitive gore, so uh... you've been warned. Disclaimer: This should probably come as a guarantee, but this is, quite obviously, a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author's (in this case, mine's) imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Inspirations: "Diamond in the Rough" by Spaztique, the copious amounts of anime parodies out there, and "Deepwoken", a game by Team Monad.

kisah aku, manusia biasa. semua ini salah aku. jika aku tidak membuka pintu tersebut, semua ini tidak akan berlaku. maafkan aku

The decade is anew. The Kingdom of Alun is still rampaged by monsters of the sea. Gold, fame or power – whatever is desired, the Imperial Academy will grant to its most promised candidates. Defend the lands. Seize the waters. A certain youth is said to be among the gentlest of noblemen. He’s a philanthropist behind the scenes, a bona-fide Samaritan. A blessing to the common folk. “Your Majesty.” The words roll off his tongue saccharinely. His lips curve into a smirk and then he looks up, his lashes lowering in the way that he 'knows' he looks utterly demure – emerald eyes glinting in satire, silver-like flickers of coy. When he speaks again, the mirth is ever-fading. “I will be taking your throne.” --- Update rate: TBD Cover art is not mine. Please contact me for removal.

Kafan is Munshi Premchand's last short story and unarguably one of his best. The story is a satire on the degradation of human beings and talks about a father and son duo who need money to cremate the son's wife after her premature death during childbirth. Summary Of The Book Kafan is a story about a low-caste father and his son who work as labourers in a village in Orissa. The son's wife, Bhudiya, is near the end of her pregnancy and is in need of medical attention, which the family certainly cannot afford. The poor lady writhes in pain as Ghisu and his son Madhav watch helplessly. Bhudiya eventually dies during childbirth, adding to the problems of the father and son. Driven to extreme poverty and despair, they have no money or means to perform the funeral rites for the unfortunate women. They cannot ignore the dead body lying in their hut, and set out to ask the villagers for some monetary assistance. The question is will the villagers reach out to help the unfortunate low-caste family? Kafan which translates to a shroud in English, describes the degradation of human beings to the lowest level possible. It not only talks about privation of the lower caste in the society but also delves into the depravity of the human soul across all castes, creeds .

Go and get ur gaol untill u reace the normal end ur of life at 60

Juliet knew herself more than anyone, she was selfish, greedy, cunning and ruthless. Built on a foundation of anxiety and self image issues, her life had suddenly began to stabilise again, she had a happy family, a perfect friendship and even managed to bury her mental health problems. Unfortunately, because of how calm her life has been she decided to becoming the girl of her ex crush in other to gain satisfaction of claiming the superior goods.

As Angelo ran away from home, he had to stay in a hotel offered by a mysterious man. From there, he had chance encounters with eerie instances, soulmate, magical minutes, and other things he can't explain.

Alan wants to live a normal peaceful life in a martial world of tigers and dragons fighting on mountains.

"Please r-remove this." "shut up, you are being noisy." Senorita Bardot a ballet dancer, her dance was like a butterfly, that caught the eyes of cold CEO William Anderson. Her movements set him on fire, He was so obsessed with her that he hates it when other men seeing her performance and complimenting her, he wants to tie her up and make her his forever. But, this only made her hate him... what will happen when this hatred turns into love?

a satirical love story that has bits of fansty mixed in within it.

PERHATIAN!!! "MENGANDUNG PERSEPSI/KALIMAT KASAR" Sajak lampiasan berbasis bacot, satire sarkas dan ironi.

An unconvincing satire of the American Dream