Serpentine Advice

Sun Wukong awoke to the Advice System at Magic Square Mountain, connecting his consciousness to Zhihu. As long as he took suggestions from netizens, he could obtain various rewards. At first, all he sought was immortality, but once a bunch of savvy netizens started offering a myriad of suggestions, his future began to warp. "I'm Sun Wukong, been at Magic Square Mountain for seven years, and the ancestral master still won't teach me the path to immortality—what should I do?" "I’m Qin Shi Huang himself. Hurry up and wire me some money." "Thanks for the invite; I'm in the States, just got off the plane. I suggest you definitely learn all the Heavenly Guards and Earthly Fiends!"

(Genderbender + Yuri + Smut*ch43+) “…Adrei, this old man requests that you to feed me properly.” “Oh? Is it not a request from your daughter to ‘properly’ take care of your…unique needs?” “I get it, but my mouth is up here, you perverted dragon!” “Ah it seems the wind is blowing quite nicely today…” ———— Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ZnjpQ499Kt Author’s note: The first 17 chapters would be a bit heavy to build the Yuri for a climatic chapter 19, as well as establishing themes and me selfishly liking a certain side character too much, but romance is ONLY 1v1 here! No harems! Starting from chapter 18 would be shorter updates, and a light-hearted Romance with Action and Ecchi! Please enjoy without fear! First 24 chapters (70k+ words + the first SMUT scene) is FREE!!! DAILY update at 8am and 7pm (UTC+0) (trial: 1 weeks for test, will switch back to 7pm upon drop in views or collection) AFTER SOME ADVICE, UNLIKE EARLY CHAPTERS: - 1.5k per chapters, double updates daily ———— Update: TRIPLE PREMIUM RELEASE TODAY. 1.5k words for 8:00am (UTC+0) MORE CHAPTERS will be uploaded at 7pm (UTC+0)! NEW PRIVILLEGE SYSTEM tomorrow! (As it reached April 1st) Tier 1 will be 50 coin for 5 advance chapters! Thank @BlueberyTempest for THE COVER and CHARACTER DESCRIPTION! Edit: Feet-licking scene today, because....alleyway smut is for tomorrow. Stay tune. WILL SEPERATE EARLY CHAPTERS AFTER MON

Icariel has only ever known the quiet life of Mjull, a remote mountain village untouched by the chaos of the world beyond. But unlike the other villagers, he does not dream of adventure or power—he dreams of survival. Death terrifies him. Every day, every step, every decision is weighed against the fear of dying. Yet, unknown to him, Iliriania is a world ruled by power. Mages born with vast reserves of mana shape reality itself, swordmasters carve legends with their blades, and superhumans awaken abilities that defy logic. Beyond the mountains, kingdoms wage war, monsters prowl the land, and ancient gates open to horrors unseen. And Icariel? He is just a boy with no powers. No grand destiny. No divine blessing. Only a voice—deep, ancient, and ever-present. A voice only he can hear, offering cryptic advice and whispers of survival. But when the fragile peace of his village shatters, Icariel is forced to make a choice: stay hidden in his fear, or step beyond the mountains into a world where only the strong survive. In a land where death is inevitable, can a boy obsessed with survival truly live?

Coming from a poor background, Kevin suddenly discovered that he had a very rare mental disorder that coerces him to steal things especially money. thereafter, he is been adviced to allow the disorder to flow, lliterally he should steal. he had no choice since the medicines for his drugs costed an arm and leg. then he later finds himself in an illegal business. his grandma dies in the process and he vows to take revenge. he was later adopted and he unravels mysteries in the Adam's and even found out who killed his grandma. join Kevin's journey as he discover and meet people that completely changed his life. people that loved him despite his illness.

An introvert who hardly has friends,wishes to make some friends.His only friend advices him to install a social media app called "Instagram".Does he find new friends in Social media platform?If yes how?Who are they? What are the problems he faced?

(BOYS' LOVE) When Tai Yang, a young, handsome yet introverted scientist gets hauled into one of the alternate Universes (by a dog-eared man claiming that staying on Earth would kill him), four things become especially clear. One: his black belt in karate is useless against the strange, magical, anime-looking spells of the alternate world. Two: he needs to stop getting lured into human birdcages even if there is 4-ply toilet paper in them. Three, Prince Li Jun is an asshole on Earth and in the alternate universe too! Desperately trying to return to his world, Tai Yang manages to escape several times. The problem? He keeps bringing the annoying Prince back to Earth with him where another Li Jun already exists! And after a while, it seems Prince Li Jun has gotten too fond of having him as a personal bird-cage advisor to let him escape to Earth easily, making Tai Yang's life even harder. But his behavior starts to change; why? Is Li Jun really only keeping him around for relationship advice? Or does the late-night sight-seeing, and attempts to make him immortal mean something? What do the close proximities, hand-holding, and stares mean? The fourth thing that becomes clear to Tai Yang is that he has to disappear before he actually falls for that narcissistic Prince who seems to have no intention of catching him. ...Or does he? Join Tai Yang to find out!

Nosy Marian has to share her office space with the quiet Robin. Marian realizes that her coworker has a crush on someone else in the office. She offers to help him get the girl. Robin isn't sure he should follow Marian's advice. Will Marian be able to help a slow-moving Robin get the girl?

How is The cover hehe.... “Love is just a transaction—and Romeo is here to negotiate.” Meet Romeo, a self-proclaimed ladies’ man with the charm of a wet sock and the confidence of a lottery winner. With his best friends—Jack, the scheming hustler, and Noa, the perpetually exasperated voice of reason—Romeo embarks on a series of absurd misadventures, from disastrous dates to chaotic road trips. “A product is only as real as the belief behind it. That’s basic economics.” Enter Von Swipe, the self-proclaimed “love guru” whose questionable advice leads Romeo from one hilarious failure to the next. Whether it’s wearing a ghillie suit on a date or chasing storms with a vacuum cleaner, Romeo’s quest for love is anything but ordinary. “Dreams probably died in this car. And my bank account.” With a beat-up car, a group chat full of bets, and a trio of friends who redefine the word “hopeless,” Romeo with No Juliet is a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of love, life, and friendship. “Will Romeo ever find his Juliet? Probably not. But the ride is worth it.” And am i forgetting about someone ? Yeah that's all .....

In a future, alternate timeline, the Gods have been reawakened with a fury, and with that fury, they take control of the world and reshape it to their collective liking, and reignite the power of magic, changing the way the world functioned as we knew it. With the concept of magic now introduced to humanity, they went wild with it in this new world, creating new things and people that eventually restructured the system of the Gods themselves, changing everything once again. Time has passed since then, and in a remote city in the largest desert two beings encounter one another and create an unlikely spawn, the mother dies shortly after giving birth due to a curse inflicted upon her by mysterious forces. The was then father left to take care of his child on his own and does his best, but is forced to return to his home realm in hell, due to the same reasons he was allowed in the mortal plane in the first place. Left alone with only her friend, the two young serpentines venture off on many adventures together, developing a strong bond for one another that quickly grows into something more. Then on one of these adventures, they find themselves trapped inside a hidden and desolate place. They searched for a way out, but in the end, only one escaped Now alone the little serpent girl has to survive this world without anyone by her side, struggling to cope with all of the losses she's suffered over her life. Will she be able to survive? Or will she fall into an endless spiral of despair and loneliness? __________ Current Upload shedule, whenever it’s ready. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/mHUVRgCdna Cover Art made by devilbeez, you can find them on instagram. WARNING! This novel contains fetish content such as Futanari and Vore, you have been warned. It also contains some descriptive and gory scenes that some may not like, chapters with such content have a note at the beginning of them. Any and all of this text is subject to change whenever I like.

[Advice: Don't read this at night if you have low tolerance for horror.] It all began with a sharp pain in his left eye and an unexpected group chat. That night, Luan unknowingly stepped back into a world he had long abandoned. A gathering of individuals with shadowed pasts, gods and monsters descending upon Earth, and Luan's buried history resurfacing as he delves deeper into his journey of wrecking the divine. This is the tale of a group of soon-to-be legends, drawn together by a mysterious group chat.

His mother died when she gave birth to him, his father a physically abusive alcoholic. Life is not kind to Darius King. Darius would have dreams of being in a world of magic, but alas, his dreams would always end. He hated life, and life hated him, so he ended both his and his father's. When reincarnating into a peasant-like lifestyle as Liam, in the town of Ucladd, Darius realizes he has entered the world of cultivation! With his ambitious, ruthless, and curious nature combining into one, he paves a bloody path to power. Shifting his gaze from the Earth towards the Sky, nothing will stop him on his path for strength. "I will touch the stars... or die trying." ==================== Note: NO R-18, R**e, Romance or pre-marital handholding. I take no pleasure in writing such things. There's a bunch of killing and gruesome descriptions though. The novel is a bit slow in the first chapters, but after that, it picks up and gets significantly better. Also, the power system is similar to BotDS, but I've asked the author for permission to use it. It's also heavily inspired my writing, but the beginning is where its most prevalent. Discord: due to spam bots joining, the server is invite only. My discord tag is: covidcandy I welcome criticism and feedback with open arms, as long as it's actual advice. Note, if your review has any spoilers without the spoiler tag, I will have to delete it. One last note, if you're going to, please don't buy privilege by the end of the month since it'll reset at the starting of every month. Art is not mine - source: no clue. Please comment if you want me to take it down.

"Alright, new plan: avoid death, rewrite fate, and get stupidly rich." Zylith did not sign up for this. One moment, she's minding her own business, reading a perfectly predictable fantasy novel. The next? BAM. She's inside the book-stuck as a noble lady who, if the original plot has anything to say about it, is doomed to die sick and miserable. Absolutely not. If she's going to be trapped here, she has two goals: ✔ Stay alive. ✔ Stack enough wealth to live like a medieval CEO. Unfortunately, the story refuses to cooperate. The crown prince, who should be madly in love with the heroine? Nope. Instead, he flirts with Zylith and bickers with the actual protagonist like a petulant child. The "mysterious" archmage? Yeah, he kidnapped the wrong person (guess who). The fourth male lead-who was supposed to be a master manipulator? Yes, he was absolutely cunning. And the knight, who wasn't even supposed to be in this part of the story yet? Why does he keep asking her for life advice instead of guarding something important? Meanwhile, the heroine? She's her best friend now. Between disrupting the original plot, introducing modern innovations, and making sure Selena doesn't meet her tragic fate, Zylith has her hands full. But if she plays her cards right, she won't just survive-she'll thrive And you know what , if she's going to be trapped here, she might as well get filthy rich doing it.

Chuck Cannon was a living son-inlow who was married to Dr. Allison. One evening, Allison left the house claiming that she was on night duty. on that night, Chuck had a severe headache and decided to seek medical advice, he called his wife Allison. However, the call didn’t go through. Chuck decided to drive his way to the hospital where Allison was working. upon arrival, he got the shock of his life when he was told that Allison wasn’t on duty that night. where was she? find out more about her whereabouts.

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This is a novel about a girl named Akame Vermillion or what government officials call her, Fenrir. Akame is a government super weapon, she is a hybrid of a human, wolf, and the DNA of other things that scientist found within the Earth. She is designed for war and nothing else...or so they thought. Hello everyone! this is my first time writing so please don't say anything hurtful to me but I would love feedback and advice on my writing! please and thank you! .................................................................................. sorry...I had to drop this project because of school and family issues...I'm very sorry..but let's be honest...it was not that good anyways...bye!

21 century Wall Street financial analyst Victoria Clarke travels to the American South in 1861 in a car accident and becomes the infamous widow Eleanor Van der Lyn-a serpentine woman recorded in history as having been “hanged by the neck on the eve of the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln for treason”. Lincoln on the eve of his inauguration for treason”. She looks in the mirror at her original character's flaming lips and waist, and sneers, “A villain? No, I'll make both the North and South kneel and tremble under my skirt!” Clutching the mysterious diary left behind by the original owner in her left hand (which records the dirty dealings between the Southern aristocrats and the Northern politicians), and carrying the three mysterious “adopted sons” in her right hand (which are actually the artificial war machines in the Southern secret laboratories), Eleanor kicked away Alexander Hawthorne, the plantation owner who tries to control her by marriage, and threw the champagne into her hand, and then kicked her out of the room. Hawthorne, who pours champagne on a slave-state legislator's marriage agreement: “I have only two rules for parenting: teach my children to level slave estates with dynamite, and teach them to turn Northern generals with love letters.” --When the New York Times ridiculed her as a “slut stirring up the war through nepotism,” she took her adopted children to burn cotton fields live and force Lincoln to sign the Early Emancipation Proclamation; when Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, which was featured in the Washington Post. When Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, making headlines in the Washington Post: “Thanks to the arms sent by the enemy, I am now the first female arms dealer and interim Secretary of State of the United States of America.

Ryo Kazuki, a 24-year-old psychology graduate, never expected to become an anonymous relationship guru. After accidentally giving a stranger life-changing love advice at a café, his words go viral online, and he’s suddenly flooded with requests for help. To escape the chaos, he takes a job at "Love Lab," a mysterious relationship consultancy that secretly helps people solve their romantic dilemmas. Each chapter follows Ryo tackling a new case—a cheating scandal, a messy breakup, a one-sided crush, or even an arranged marriage—while dealing with his own complicated love life. His childhood friend, Mizuki, secretly harbors feelings for him, while his co-worker, Aria, teases him relentlessly but seems to understand him the most. As Ryo gives advice to others, he slowly realizes his own heart is in turmoil. Along the way, he meets clients from all walks of life, from shy students to ruthless CEOs, and even a mafia boss seeking help in winning over his crush. But as his reputation grows, a mysterious rival consultant emerges, challenging Ryo’s beliefs on love and relationships. Will Ryo be able to balance his own love life while helping others? Or will he become the one in need of advice?

[This story will be posted on Royal Road As Well under the username: fastwan16]For 15 years, a mysterious voice told Ash two things 'Get stronger' and 'Fight.' Not the best advice, but when you're stuck in a monster-infested limbo, you take what you can get. Then, a god shows up, opens a rift, and throws Ash (monsters included) onto Earth. There, he meets his doppelganger, Thorne, who immediately hates him. Why? Thorne thinks Ash wants to steal his hard-earned social status. Yeah, as if Ash cares about high school politics while eldritch horrors are ransacking the mall. Ash’s plan is simple: punch monsters, grab a burger, and enjoy his new life. If Thorne wants a rivalry, he'll have to get in line—right behind the monster tearing up Main Street

Note to Readers: Please bear with me until Chapter 11—trust me, the real chaos (and hilarity) is just about to begin! Synopsis: When I woke up inside Eternal Dominion Online, I expected overpowered skills, legendary loot, and maybe even a harem. Instead, I got a talking System with an attitude problem and a stick as my starting weapon. Meet S.A.S. (Sarcastic Assistance System)—a passive-aggressive, trash-talking AI that’s supposed to help me level up. Except it spends more time roasting my life choices than giving useful advice. Every time I try to act like a hero, it hits me with "Wow, that was embarrassing." Now, I have to navigate this game world, fight monsters, and somehow survive despite my own System constantly bullying me. But with ridiculous side quests like "Slap the King" (no reward, just for fun) and NPCs who actively doubt my existence, even reaching Level 10 might be impossible. Can I rise to power, defeat the Demon Lord, and finally earn my System’s respect? …Probably not. But at least I’ll die laughing.

///Author note this is my first time writing a web novel so I apologize for my writing. However I will do best to improve and I would like to say I not against making small changes to the certain character if necessary. //// This is a story about how a young boy who receives information about, the future from advice called the 'Apuls '.Which helped strengthen his mind, giving him an edge over others, watch him use his future knowledge and devilish good looks to take over the world.As he take the responsibility of taking his family and friends out of the slamps and to a life of wealth and luxury. What as he conquers the film, music, gaming fashion industry and tech industry by strom with the help of his family and friends. This story is similar to novel such as I in Hollywood but, don't focus to much of movies making heavily. But, the entertainment and business world as a whole. #No harem,

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Warning: violence, Gore and matured sexual content depicted. Reader discretion is adviced. Forced into an unwilling transmigrassion due to his unconventional ideas, a 45 years old history professor finds himself reborn in the body of the last emperor of the Han dynasty. Now he is forced to navigate the intrigues and political manipulation of the ancient Han court in order to stop the will of fate and change the hand of history. For if he dose not, then everyone he knows, everyone he loves, everyone he cares about are going to die. Priest "the Han dynasty is doomed to fall your highness. It is the will of heaven and no man can change it." Liu bian "so heaven will condemn my brother and sister to death and me to a life of slavery? (aggressively) If I can not change the will of heaven then I will shake the earth"

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West *** Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished. He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered- Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books. But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans. **** Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world. #Foundfamily #Sliceoflife, #crime, #mystery, #Superheros, #OverpoweredMc, #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #MutualPampering #Powercouple #Superpowers #Cooking #Farming #yaoi #Detectives #Villains [This book is participating in the WSA contest] Disclaimer: The book cover to be taken down at owner's request.

This is the tale of a genuine love and friendship. True friends will stick by you through thick and thin, offering you advice and support. Some people come and go but true friends never leave your side no matter what it takes. Lhaiel San Diego was devastated when his girlfriend married someone else and his marriage proposal went awry. His love for her remained constant despite his belief that his life would be meaningless without her. He started drinking. In the hopes that the bitter taste of the alcohol would wash away all the pain, he drowned himself in it. When he thought everything was over, his friends proved that life was not all about hurt and pain, as he had assumed. Despite his being a jerk, his friends never leave his side. Then there is Alleya Rojas. Alleya, like him, had a broken heart. She was dumped by her boyfriend. She was equally devastated, feeling as though something was lacking. It was as if someone had ripped half of her heart out of her. But then an unexpected thing happened: she met a guy in an unexpected place, and she almost passed away with this guy who had supported her after being publicly humiliated by her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend. She did not think much of it, but this guy kept appearing out of nowhere to help her deal with her ex-boyfriend. Suddenly, a "deal" was made. What will happen when two broken hearts collide? Is it possible for one broken heart to mend another? Or, similar to their history, this will shatter them into tiny fragments once more.

Unspoken Love: The novel explores the tension between what is said and what is left unsaid. The chemistry between Ethan and Lily grows throughout the story, but their fear of confessing keeps them apart. Fear of Rejection: Both characters grapple with the idea of rejection, and how it influences their decisions. Timing and Fate: The story is filled with missed opportunities and the idea that timing plays a huge role in relationships. Friendship Dynamics: The friends play an important role in offering advice and providing support, all while witnessing the growing tension between the two main characters.

Francis Anthony saxe-gotha duke of Edinburgh, is prophesied to be a tyrant, before he was born, and his parents were adviced to have him killed, but his mother intervened, and there is Mary Anne lithurm a music prodigy, touched by the gods, and a sweet lady, daughter of an earl, who is everything Francis wasn't and never wanted, except for her stunning beauty..., when she is bound to him by a sorceress, how would they survive together? when they couldn't Stand each other ...

They say school life is unforgettable... but for Devendra, it’s where everything changed.... Devendra (Devi) never expected his final year of school to be anything special—just the usual mix of classroom chaos, last-minute studying, and getting roasted by teachers with his best friends, Shazeb and Saksham. But then came Divya—the confident new girl in 12-C. One accidental misunderstanding. One unexpected conversation. And suddenly, Devi finds himself noticing every little moment—her laughter, her casual remarks, and the way she unknowingly makes his heart race. As the school year flies by, Devi struggles with unspoken feelings, ridiculous love advice from his mischievous best friend, and the fear of ruining something that was never his to begin with. And when the final days of school approach, he realizes—some stories don’t need a perfect ending. Some moments are beautiful just because they happened. A heartwarming school-life novel about friendship, first love, and the moments that stay with us forever.

After a series of mystical and cataclysmic events scarred the world it took years for the planet to heal and become stronger. Many things changed as people discovered strange plants, altered animals, magical enhanced minerals and most important of all strange doors that from the history books only release dangerous beasts and monsters. Only those with a brave heart, fearlessness or just plan insanity to enter the doors and see what hidden secrets they have in their depths. Join Cyrus Ashford a bronze rank slayer as he rises through the ranks of the global slayer league, support his family, meet interesting people and most importantly explore everything this strange world he lives in has to offer!. A Urban fantasty LitRPG with a detailed progresson of seeing the mc train all his abilities while pushing them to the upmost limit. Please be aware this story contains intense violence and other potentially unsettling content. Tips, Advice & Constructive Criticism is always welcome!

The year is 2600. Supernatural creature and being such as gods, Angel, vampire werewolves and other creatures from mythology exist in the world but only a select few know of their existence. We follow Lazarus an orphan on his journey of self-discovery as he discover his heritage of being the son of the Queen of Vampires Amara Cain Tepes and the Arc Angel of Death Azrael. AUTHORS NOTE: I an new to write, and I'd like all of you to give me some advice and head up on any errors I may make in the novel.