Serpentine Advice

He was just a common and unremarkable villager, with his face towards the yellow soil and his back to the sky, bullied and despised by others. However, one day, he suddenly received a heritage of golden advice, and from then on, he embarked on a path of counterattacking his fate.

Sun Wukong awoke to the Advice System at Magic Square Mountain, connecting his consciousness to Zhihu. As long as he took suggestions from netizens, he could obtain various rewards. At first, all he sought was immortality, but once a bunch of savvy netizens started offering a myriad of suggestions, his future began to warp. "I'm Sun Wukong, been at Magic Square Mountain for seven years, and the ancestral master still won't teach me the path to immortality—what should I do?" "I’m Qin Shi Huang himself. Hurry up and wire me some money." "Thanks for the invite; I'm in the States, just got off the plane. I suggest you definitely learn all the Heavenly Guards and Earthly Fiends!"

21 century Wall Street financial analyst Victoria Clarke travels to the American South in 1861 in a car accident and becomes the infamous widow Eleanor Van der Lyn-a serpentine woman recorded in history as having been “hanged by the neck on the eve of the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln for treason”. Lincoln on the eve of his inauguration for treason”. She looks in the mirror at her original character's flaming lips and waist, and sneers, “A villain? No, I'll make both the North and South kneel and tremble under my skirt!” Clutching the mysterious diary left behind by the original owner in her left hand (which records the dirty dealings between the Southern aristocrats and the Northern politicians), and carrying the three mysterious “adopted sons” in her right hand (which are actually the artificial war machines in the Southern secret laboratories), Eleanor kicked away Alexander Hawthorne, the plantation owner who tries to control her by marriage, and threw the champagne into her hand, and then kicked her out of the room. Hawthorne, who pours champagne on a slave-state legislator's marriage agreement: “I have only two rules for parenting: teach my children to level slave estates with dynamite, and teach them to turn Northern generals with love letters.” --When the New York Times ridiculed her as a “slut stirring up the war through nepotism,” she took her adopted children to burn cotton fields live and force Lincoln to sign the Early Emancipation Proclamation; when Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, which was featured in the Washington Post. When Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, making headlines in the Washington Post: “Thanks to the arms sent by the enemy, I am now the first female arms dealer and interim Secretary of State of the United States of America.

In a future, alternate timeline, the Gods have been reawakened with a fury, and with that fury, they take control of the world and reshape it to their collective liking, and reignite the power of magic, changing the way the world functioned as we knew it. With the concept of magic now introduced to humanity, they went wild with it in this new world, creating new things and people that eventually restructured the system of the Gods themselves, changing everything once again. Time has passed since then, and in a remote city in the largest desert two beings encounter one another and create an unlikely spawn, the mother dies shortly after giving birth due to a curse inflicted upon her by mysterious forces. The was then father left to take care of his child on his own and does his best, but is forced to return to his home realm in hell, due to the same reasons he was allowed in the mortal plane in the first place. Left alone with only her friend, the two young serpentines venture off on many adventures together, developing a strong bond for one another that quickly grows into something more. Then on one of these adventures, they find themselves trapped inside a hidden and desolate place. They searched for a way out, but in the end, only one escaped Now alone the little serpent girl has to survive this world without anyone by her side, struggling to cope with all of the losses she's suffered over her life. Will she be able to survive? Or will she fall into an endless spiral of despair and loneliness? __________ Current Upload shedule, whenever it’s ready. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/mHUVRgCdna Cover Art made by devilbeez, you can find them on instagram. WARNING! This novel contains fetish content such as Futanari and Vore, you have been warned. It also contains some descriptive and gory scenes that some may not like, chapters with such content have a note at the beginning of them. Any and all of this text is subject to change whenever I like.

Serena never expected the world to end in fire and screams. She also never expected to die betrayed, starving, and alone. When the virus outbreak turned cities into feeding grounds for the undead, Serena fought to survive. But the people she trusted most—her best friend and the man she loved—stabbed her in the back. They stole her supplies, locked her out in the chaos, and watched as she was ripped apart. But fate had other plans. Serena wakes up three months before the apocalypse begins. This time, she’s not weak, not naive, and definitely not forgiving. Armed with her knowledge of the future, she will stockpile supplies, fortify her safe house, and make sure no one takes advantage of her again. And those traitors? They have no idea the girl they betrayed is coming for them. The world is ending, but Serena is just getting started. and oh l forgot to tell you guys, she gained powers through a potion. stay active, please read and comment, this is my second novel and am new am hoping to get advice from you guys and improve so if you find something I need to improve on just tell me in the comments section and I was gladly improve.

"They say school life is unforgettable... but for Devendra, it’s where everything changed." Devendra (Devi) never expected his final year of school to be anything special—just the usual mix of classroom chaos, last-minute studying, and getting roasted by teachers with his best friends, Shazeb and Saksham. But then came Divya—the confident new girl in 12-C. One accidental misunderstanding. One unexpected conversation. And suddenly, Devi finds himself noticing every little moment—her laughter, her casual remarks, and the way she unknowingly makes his heart race. As the school year flies by, Devi struggles with unspoken feelings, ridiculous love advice from his mischievous best friend, and the fear of ruining something that was never his to begin with. And when the final days of school approach, he realizes—some stories don’t need a perfect ending. Some moments are beautiful just because they happened. A heartwarming school-life novel about friendship, first love, and the moments that stay with us forever.

In the Shadow of a Serpent King: A Dark Fantasy Epic "Hope is a fragile thing in the shadow of a serpent's throne." - Elara, The Whisperer The Kingdom is covered in the Shadows. A Rebellious Successor Will Look for Freedom. Alaric, heir of the tyrant King, is overcome by his inheritance. Rebellion looms as his father's curse ruins the kingdom. Meeting Elara, a mysterious woman with a prophecy, alters everything. They discover a truth that defies Alaric. Love Fires Up the Rebellion. Betrayal Cuts Deep. Alaric, torn between duty and destiny, joins the rebels, starting a deadly struggle against his father. Hidden corridors in the Serpentine Palace reveal Alaric's bloodline's evil past. "The stones whisper of forgotten deeds," he says, "and the blood on our hands stains deeper than time." Rumours of betrayal threaten to split the insurrection. A Climactic Battle. A Bittersweet Victory. In a heart-pounding siege, Alaric and the rebels storm the Serpentine Palace. The fight for freedom is bloody, and victory comes at a high cost. A new dawn breaks for the kingdom, casting off the curse's shackles. But as Alaric embraces his newfound freedom with Elara, a chilling truth emerges. The Shadows Return. A New Threat Rises. The Serpent King's fall unleashes a deeper darkness, a malevolent force from the ancient curse. "Beware the serpent's heart," warns an ancient tome, "for even in defeat, it may yet coil and strike." Alaric must face external enemies and vipers within his ranks. Forged in betrayal, Alaric will rise as a true hero, guided by his love for Elara. Whispers in the Serpentine Palace are enchanted with a thrilling plot, unforgettable characters, and epic world-building. Love and sacrifice in a fight for freedom force a reluctant heir to confront the darkness within and forge a new destiny.

///Author note this is my first time writing a web novel so I apologize for my writing. However I will do best to improve and I would like to say I not against making small changes to the certain character if necessary. //// This is a story about how a young boy who receives information about, the future from advice called the 'Apuls '.Which helped strengthen his mind, giving him an edge over others, watch him use his future knowledge and devilish good looks to take over the world.As he take the responsibility of taking his family and friends out of the slamps and to a life of wealth and luxury. What as he conquers the film, music, gaming fashion industry and tech industry by strom with the help of his family and friends. This story is similar to novel such as I in Hollywood but, don't focus to much of movies making heavily. But, the entertainment and business world as a whole. #No harem,

The apocalypse is here, and it’s so overdone. Monsters? Check. Burning sky? Check. Random system that gives you powers but also wants your firstborn? Double check. In the middle of this mess are two guys who couldn’t be more mismatched if they tried: The Fool: A guy who’s spent his life perfecting the art of doing nothing. His resume includes “professional procrastinator”, “class clown”, “expert nap taker”, etc... Now he’s got to survive an apocalypse that didn’t even give him a heads-up. How rude. The Regressor: A guy who’s lived through the end of the world more times than he can count. Literally. Because he forgot. Now he’s just a brooding mess with a leather jacket and zero useful advice. When the fool realizes his classmate is a regressor, he’s like, “Great. I’m stuck with the guy who’s seen it all but remembers none of it. This’ll go well.” Yet, they will still group up and face trials that test their sanity more than their skills. But as the so-called End demands more blood and the regressor’s memories start to resurface, they realize the real apocalypse might be their inability to agree on where to hide. Fool: "Let’s hide in the basement!" Regressor: "Basements are death traps. We should go to the roof." Fool: "Roofs are for dramatic exits. I’m not dying for aesthetics!" Anyway, can a lazy dreamer and an amnesiac hero save the world? Probably not. But hey, at least they’ll have a good story to tell—if they survive. ________ __ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.

Given superhuman abilities and a reason to fight crime, he will stop at nothing until his town is safe.

Maybe you might say this is boring, but I think not. Most people might think dropping out of school and playing games all day is the best thing ever, is it though? Once a bum living on Earth, he achieved nothing... When he finally wanted to do something it was too late. What? Your perfect Isekai, your perfect life, can this be achieved? Maybe I just want a normal life, maybe it's doesn't have to be perfect. Also a little author's note: Just note that I'm a new writer who would love to get some advice from all of you, I want my novel to be famous, just like any other writer, I'm not saying I'm better than them, but just so you know I have spent quite sometime on the novel and I hope to one day turn it into a manga or anime even. Your support will be appreciated

Ahn Jihun had one simple goal in life: do the bare minimum at work, collect his paycheck, and go home to eat instant ramen in peace. But somehow, the universe has other plans. One moment, he’s a nobody struggling to stay awake at his office desk—next, he’s forced onto a special project with a corporate overachiever who actually enjoys working (sickening). Add in a terrifying boss, a best friend who gives the worst advice, and a series of increasingly ridiculous events, and suddenly, Jihun’s life is looking less like a slice-of-life and more like a poorly written sitcom. Between fake promotions, workplace disasters, and the constant threat of having to try, Jihun is starting to think he’s the main character of a cosmic joke. Whatever happens next, one thing is certain—he absolutely did not sign up for this.

This is a fanfic of the game Honkai Star Rail, all rights are reserved to them, this fanfic i original maded by me. This story is about Iris a successor of the Aegisward religional clan, she emprended her "tabi" a journey all member of this religion have to make for colect seven weapons and complete their own soul, following the path of ᚷᛟᛞ ᚠᛁᛚᛚ, making him proud by completing all the rituals following the code of the religion. I wanted to make a interesting story using all the potencial this game haves, i wanna be proud of my job and i will do my best to ensure that this fanfic will get out the usual being different in all concepts than just the usual isekai. If you wanna read something deep and entretaining with many care in details this is your place, is my first story and im spanish native so im using this for practice my english. I thank you leaving me advice for me to keep improving my job, with no more to say i hope you enjoy.

The year is 2600. Supernatural creature and being such as gods, Angel, vampire werewolves and other creatures from mythology exist in the world but only a select few know of their existence. We follow Lazarus an orphan on his journey of self-discovery as he discover his heritage of being the son of the Queen of Vampires Amara Cain Tepes and the Arc Angel of Death Azrael. AUTHORS NOTE: I an new to write, and I'd like all of you to give me some advice and head up on any errors I may make in the novel.

Theresa was born out of wedlock was taken care of by her mum and grandmother. They moved to the city to find a job she got employed as a waitress in a coffee shop. She had 2 friends in high school, which she spends a lot of time with. She was someone who took studying very seriously and her dream was to be one of the greatest scientists. She got enrolled into one of the top 5 rated schools in the country. She then meets 2 other girls in her dormitory who changed her lifestyle completely to an unacceptable one. This behavior lasted for a long while. She was introduced to a boy by one of her friends. She started spending more time with him than her friends. She was warned by her friends and her mum to be careful with her boyfriend because he might have other plans. She ignored their advice and went on having fun with him. Not knowing he had a bet on her with his friends and she was later raped by her boyfriend when she was drunk. She regretted her actions but couldn’t go back home and to her friend since she abandoned her mum and ignored her friend for a very long time. So, she left home and went to the village to look for job so she can be earning some money. Fortunately, a man offered her a job to work as a vender at one of the markets in the village where she sold fruit and vegetables. There she meets her high school friend who has always loved her. They dated for some time and got married.

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In a world where venom is power and survival is a razor’s edge, a reincarnated teenager must navigate the laws of a merciless forest—not as a hero, but as a snake After being poisoned by a jealous cousin, Huǐ Yuān awakens in a primordial wilderness reborn as a hatchling tree snake. Stripped of his humanity, he discovers a brutal truth: this world operates on a hierarchy of life force, where every creature—from the smallest insect to the shadowed leviathans lurking in forgotten caves—hungers to devour the weak. Guided by a cryptic energy absorbed through his kills, Huǐ Yuān learns to harness venom not just to survive, but to cultivate. His venom heals his wounds, his senses map the pulsating auras of predators, and every consumed life fuels his fragile ascent. Yet each gain comes at a cost—ravenous hunger, fragmented memories of prey, and the haunting realization that the line between hunter and hunted is razor-thin. But the forest hides darker secrets. A cavern he once fled radiates an ancient, malevolent force, its aura warping the land itself. To survive, Huǐ Yuān must tread a dangerous path: avoid predators marked by searing life forces, outwit cunning beasts, and unravel the mystery of his serpentine power—all while clinging to the fading echoes of his human soul, this about a snake that raise from the bottom to rule every dark shadow in this world.

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

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After a series of mystical and cataclysmic events scarred the world it took years for the planet to heal and become stronger. Many things changed as people discovered strange plants, altered animals, magical enhanced minerals and most important of all strange doors that from the history books only release dangerous beasts and monsters. Only those with a brave heart, fearlessness or just plan insanity to enter the doors and see what hidden secrets they have in their depths. Join Cyrus Ashford a bronze rank slayer as he rises through the ranks of the global slayer league, support his family, meet interesting people and most importantly explore everything this strange world he lives in has to offer!. A Urban fantasty LitRPG with a detailed progresson of seeing the mc train all his abilities while pushing them to the upmost limit. Please be aware this story contains intense violence and other potentially unsettling content. Tips, Advice & Constructive Criticism is always welcome!

What will you do if you found out that the woman you love is being curse? Maybe you will just say, it's just a curse anyway it won't affect me. But what if it really targets you. Jessa is a teacher of a mature age. She is the advicer of class 3 section C high school students. Two of his former lover in highschool died by committing suicide. Yet again, another one in college. And another as a teacher. Will her next lover survive or become the next victim? Why does her lovers are commiting suicide? Is she really curse? Read Suicide: Ghost and Lovers and find out.

DON’T READ THIS BOOK! I ALREADY WARNED YOU. LIKE I SAID, THIS BOOK IS TRASH, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE! My grammar’s terrible, my sentences are a mess, and honestly, I don’t even know why you’re still reading this synopsis. If you continue, you’ll probably regret it. Your eyes might burn from the sheer awfulness of this story. You might question why you ever thought picking this up was a good idea. So, take my advice: put this book down and walk away. Or, don’t… if you’re into strange, chaotic, and wildly unpredictable adventures written by someone who absolutely doesn’t know what they’re doing. Either way, don’t say I didn’t warn you! P.S. You’ve already read this far, so maybe you’re as curious as I was clueless when I started writing this…

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

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(BOYS' LOVE) When Tai Yang, a young, handsome yet introverted scientist gets hauled into one of the alternate Universes (by a dog-eared man claiming that staying on Earth would kill him), four things become especially clear. One: his black belt in karate is useless against the strange, magical, anime-looking spells of the alternate world. Two: he needs to stop getting lured into human birdcages even if there is 4-ply toilet paper in them. Three, Prince Li Jun is an asshole on Earth and in the alternate universe too! Desperately trying to return to his world, Tai Yang manages to escape several times. The problem? He keeps bringing the annoying Prince back to Earth with him where another Li Jun already exists! And after a while, it seems Prince Li Jun has gotten too fond of having him as a personal bird-cage advisor to let him escape to Earth easily, making Tai Yang's life even harder. But his behavior starts to change; why? Is Li Jun really only keeping him around for relationship advice? Or does the late-night sight-seeing, and attempts to make him immortal mean something? What do the close proximities, hand-holding, and stares mean? The fourth thing that becomes clear to Tai Yang is that he has to disappear before he actually falls for that narcissistic Prince who seems to have no intention of catching him. ...Or does he? Join Tai Yang to find out!

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West *** Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished. He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered- Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books. But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans. **** Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world. #Foundfamily #Sliceoflife, #crime, #mystery, #Superheros, #OverpoweredMc, #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #MutualPampering #Powercouple #Superpowers #Cooking #Farming #yaoi #Detectives #Villains [This book is participating in the WSA contest] Disclaimer: The book cover to be taken down at owner's request.

Unspoken Love: The novel explores the tension between what is said and what is left unsaid. The chemistry between Ethan and Lily grows throughout the story, but their fear of confessing keeps them apart. Fear of Rejection: Both characters grapple with the idea of rejection, and how it influences their decisions. Timing and Fate: The story is filled with missed opportunities and the idea that timing plays a huge role in relationships. Friendship Dynamics: The friends play an important role in offering advice and providing support, all while witnessing the growing tension between the two main characters.

I think the title explains enough, so I'll use the synopsis to give a warning. This novel has no grand pretensions, I just write for fun in the little time I have available. My English is so bad that I let the translator do all the work, so mistakes will appear frequently. Even though I'm posting this here, remember that I write for fun, don't expect me to change anything because of pressure from readers. As a advice, I'm warning you that I intend to explore sexual themes in the future, so I don't recommend that children read this. And if you read it and don't like it, just put this novel aside, there are thousands of better novels to read, don't waste your time typing furiously, after all I barely have time to write, I'm not going to waste it responding to insults and prejudices.