Kushina Uzumaki Jiraiya Lemon

“IF life gives you lemons, well then, you’re god.” At least that’s what I wrote in my middle school diary, hoping it would be some kind of life mantra. Fast forward 15 years, and apparently, my childish optimism is the least of my worries. I’m now trapped in the novel I wrote as a kid. And no, I didn’t dream this up. There’s no way I imagined the high school drama, the ridiculous fantasy world, and—most importantly—the absurdly cliché plotline of some random teenager becoming a hero by… well, not being an idiot. But here I am. Caught between pages, awkwardly stuck in the world of my imagination where I’m supposed to be a minor character who dies in chapter three. Yeah. Real great, right? And here’s the kicker: It’s not like life (or the "god" of this world, which, let’s be honest, feels a lot like life at this point) is giving me some great power or destiny. No, no, no. Life’s throwing the equivalent of lemons at me, and I have no idea how to make lemonade. I mean, seriously? This world was supposed to be an adventure, full of magic, mythical creatures, and an epic storyline. But instead, I'm stuck here watching the “real” protagonist—who’s probably off saving the world—while I try to figure out how to not get killed by a random monster in the middle of a forest. Is this my punishment for writing a half-baked novel as a kid? Probably. But whatever it is, I’m going to have to deal with it. There’s just one problem—if I want to survive this insane mess, I need to rewrite my own fate. And rewriting this world is a hell of a lot harder than I thought. Can I survive in a story where I’m not supposed to exist? And more importantly—what if I can change the plot entirely?

After Jiraiya's death, Naruto undergoes intense training and awakens a mysterious new power. Thrust into unexpected leadership, his growing strength and resemblance to the Fourth Hokage draw global attention. As tensions rise, Naruto's rise sends shockwaves through the fragile ninja world. [naruto, Mei,Ino]

Description: What would you do if you found a strange book with some rituals? Of course you would, because you don't believe in magic, right? This story will show you that you shouldn't perform strange rituals from the book you just found, because it can have terrible consequences! (Or are they not terrible?)

Hello my fellow Cultural Daoists. This One shot Smut or lemon was inspired from the fanfic and the webnovel Against the Gods. Though the MC was OC and was inspired from lots of novels and CYOAs. Well to be frank I wrote/edited this lemon just to kill the time coz I was extremely bored and also for experiment sake. I had "researched" many lemon chapters from different novels in this platform, combined and edited their styles in one big chapter. I sincerely thank the Authors for producing the "research" materials. Also the Dao of BS and Hentai logic is kinda strong here so please kinda bear it.( ╹▽╹ ) Tags : Smut , Sex , Hentai, Yandere Warning : 13k+ word count. Note: The cover belongs to the original artist.

Born of a celestial bloodline, raised in the heart of Konoha. Sent to Earth as a child to escape the brutal civil war of the Ōtsutsuki Clan, he was taken in by Uzumaki Mito and hidden among the shinobi of Konoha. Mistaken for a half-Hyūga due to his strange chakra and eyes, he embraced the misunderstanding, living in the shadows of his true identity. But as he grew stronger, the weight of his lineage became impossible to ignore. When he develops a unique technique—an evolution of Yamata no Orochi, transforming his obsession with knowledge into a path toward an information-based existence—he takes his first step toward awakening the dormant power within him. With each battle, he inches closer to reclaiming his heritage, refining his chakra into something never seen before: an Ōtsutsuki bloodline of his own creation. Yet the path to ascension is fraught with danger. As his power draws the attention of Madara Uchiha, Danzo, and even the unseen hands of the Ōtsutsuki beyond the stars, he must navigate a world that fears and covets his abilities. With allies like Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Sakumo Hatake at his side, he sets out to unify the ninja world, unravel the mysteries of chakra itself, and prepare for the looming war against the celestial invaders. But power alone will not be enough. To carve a future free from the cycle of destruction, he must become more than a warrior—he must become a leader, a creator, and the first of a new kind of Ōtsutsuki. The question is… will the world be ready?

Mellow, as in Melloriew was instructed to look after a young boy who was seventeen years younger than him. Although the two aren't blood related, words couldn't describe the bond they shared.

An otaku died and reborn as female naruto uzumaki. But later after an incident he/she realised that the world is not fictional. See how she survive in this fictional world as reality. dropped.

Reincarnated prodigy noble into Naruto world as a vampire with system and is half kaguya half uzumaki

Ichigo Kurosaki is abandoned by everyone after sacrificing his powers and leaves everything behind friends, family, Shinigami. To start a new life but finds out that the afterlife is not the only supernatural in the world... This happens after saving his sister from the hell incident there will be lemon/sex curse words blood and gore and so much more AND THERE WILL BE GENDERBEND

This is the story of a poor college graduate who got a degree in programming which lead to an unfortunate series of events resulting in his untimely demise and transmigration into the game he died trying to fix. In this new world based off of a broken dating sim our protagonist finds themselves in, it is a fusion of modern and fantasy, with a plethora of different races for him to get into a relationship with. However, aside from being a smutty novel, this will delve into a deeper story of growing power and even attempting to conquer the world they are in. ************** Disclaimer: Any similarities between current or historical events, people, religions, cultures, ethnicities, popular media, etc... Are all purely coincidental. I am creating a story, and will not censor myself. So if you are easily offended or "triggered" I would advise you find a story that suits your sensibilities and thank you for your time and wish you the best. There is a world of content out there and I hope you find what is best for you. I reiterate, this is an 18+ rated adult experience story and will include references and/or graphical descriptions of sex, drugs, violence, war, r*pe, the LGBTQIA+ community, discrimination, etc... If you see all of these warning signs and continue anyways... I salute your bravery.

Everyone on the planet Orivax received a system from God. This system was given to the entire universe by a person who had stepped into godhood so that living beings could understand their abilities and develop faster. Nyris' situation was a little more interesting. She had limitations. But Nyris did not stop there and developed continuously. This story is the story of a person with powerful abilities becoming god. (Completely fictional.) Mc is a bit of a crazy and fun person. I tried to write by establishing a new cultivation system outside the ordinary. If you like it, do not forget to comment and support. (Your crazy writer)._. Will be updated 2 episodes per week!

This is a poem meaning to have a little chatter with your inner soul.

Guy gets transmigrated as Uzumaki Boruto. Please sit back, relax and enjoy.

MC Transmigrates into the world of Naruto as a child of the Uzumaki Clan before the extermination of his clan. Follow Akashi as he find a way out of his predicament and fight to reach the top of the ninja world, what change will he bring in that dangerous world.

Trying to earn a living everyday kept Hyun-Soo busy. However, one day when he was doing a side job of threading beads, he realized something. -Ding! [Bead threading skill has been created] The truth was that he was the Skill Maker.]

Reira Roge from a political family got sold to the mafia gang... where she got herself trained for a assassin.... not knowing what's there for her in the gangster world...

Ezra Caster, an orphaned detective, attempts to solve the series of mysterious murders in his city. Working with his alien female partner, Lemon, they are violently pulled into the affairs of a world beyond the world they knew. They called it the world of Guardians and Knights, assigned to protect the stability of the Multiversal System. In this world, it is revealed to Ezra that he is one of the Guardians. As the pieces of the puzzle starts coming together and they discover the connection between the Guardians and the murders, Ezra and Lemon are forced into a violent battle with the mastermind organization behind the murder mysteries. In an attempt to protect him from an attack, Lemon sacrifices herself to save Ezra, but disappears in the process. Outraged, Ezra goes berserk and seeks revenge, as well as the whereabouts of Lemon, and therefore forsakes his duties as one of the Guardians. What fate does the fabric of reality and the Multiversal System hold now that Ezra has gone rouge and the balance has been disrupted? And what fate awaits Lemon in the strange world that had abducted her? Please add to your library and leave a comment, power stones and golden tickets. Please leave reviews too.

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

Warning: This is a book with plenty lemons. ******** When a virgin geek named Damian dies and awakens in the body of Dracula’s only son, his life takes a turn he never imagined. Once weak and overlooked, Damian now finds himself in a new town with a strikingly attractive appearance, supernatural powers, and an ominous legacy. But adjusting to his father’s dark world isn’t as easy as it seems—especially when he’s sent to a human school to blend in. Navigating his newfound charm and arrogance, Damian quickly becomes the center of attention. However, he meets his match in Seraphina, a fiercely independent girl who sees right through his facade. As Damian battles his growing feelings for Seraphina, he also makes a powerful enemy in Thorne, a jealous vampire who sees Damian as a threat. When Seraphina is kidnapped, Damian must confront his fears, embrace his heritage, and risk everything to save her. Again, this is a book with plenty of lemons, in fact majority of the book will be lemons.

The story follows a youth 'Kevan' from Razor town a place for the rich and strong finding it difficult to live because of his poor family he had, with just a mother playing the father part at that very old age, pitifully taking care of his two children, Ester and Kevan whole heartedly. _______ Due to their unbelievably poor family, studies in Razor town seemed impossible due to lack of enough fees and school requirements but not only that, Kevan who was unbelievably wise for any school to run after him had a very serious problem, seriously taking away all the opportunities of learning in one of the schools in Razor. His life was said to be tragic by not only his fellow students who he had his last year in level one with, but also the teachers who gave out brief comments about his tragic abnormal characters on his report warning any school which will dare to take Kevan in as a student. The total denial of town schools towards Kevan forced his mom to send him to Blava town, a town of mysteries, a town full of schools mythically designed mostly for abnormal students, students who failed to socialise with others. ______ Schools in Blava were welcoming any kind of students and gave out discounts on how wise the student was not to mention their talents! see how his tragic life turns mysterious in his journey within Blava. ______

Naruto es el hijo del Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze y Kushina Uzumaki. Pero creció siendo un huérfano tras la muerte de sus padres el día de su nacimiento. El chico crecerá como en la historia original solo que es un poco más serio y menos tonto. Naruto tendrá todos los elementos de la naturaleza

I’ve been asked to remove this book due to issues with an owner. Money is being thrown around so I must oblige. Sorry for those who have read the book and either enjoyed or hated it. goodbye.

sometimes,being heartbroken creates a phobia to love. that fear of being hurt by someone you love continue to hunt you down. as result you push away an romantic relationship since its better to be cautious than suffer in the end. that's exactly how Angela collin's mind worked. however most phobias are said to have a cure so what a bout her phobias, is there any cure for it? she did find an answer. the cure exists and it works miraculously that you won't remember ever having a problem. True love it is.. His name is Quen Okefe. he is rich, handsome, outstanding businessman and he has a fame. to almost every woman he is a full package. Nevertheless he doesn't want any woman but a special one. his last relationship was in college and now it would be a world scandal to spot him with a woman. yet his world was soon to change, on first sight his walls fell and his heart succumbed to his special partner.

Ary a talented analytic one day opens his in a five year old boy named Ren,when a tailed beast bomb flew past he quickly understood ,where he was . after Surrving the attack, Ary discovers a hidden secret about Ren which he thought was just a civilian boy . follow him as he teies to manipulate manipulate evry scenario for his personal gain and became a civilian orphan to a strong ninja . 1.There will be original arcs about Ren's secret. As Ary will also try to find origin of his transmigration 2.Ary is a analytic so expect some arcs where he will also play mind games with his enemys. 3. Many training arcs will be there 4. MC won't be op from the beginning. ps: This is my first time writing a novel so there might be some issues with my writing ,but i will try to improve with each chapter so all the pointer regarding my writing and story line are welcomed.