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Kim Shin died like a true legend—dodging Truck-kun, only to get clapped by Bus-sama. At least let a man die with some style. Thrown into a pitch-black void and offered one wish before reincarnation, most people ask for god-level talent, mythical bloodlines, or a flaming sword with seventeen eyes. Kim Shin? “Give me a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. I’ll do the rest.” Now reborn as Han Jiho, a literal baby in a poor Murim village with no clan, no Qi talent, and a family whose life savings consist of two goats and a pile of rice… He does the only thing he knows how to do: Grind. In silence. For decades. While still wearing a diaper. While geniuses swing swords and spit lightning, Jiho’s training how to roll over without breaking his neck, developing breathing techniques inspired by anime, and planning to invent martial arts from scratch. Oh—and time inside his chamber? One day outside = One year inside. Also: No internet. No snacks. No mercy. "Who needs talent when you have 52 years of suffering per year?" – Han Jiho, future menace to society

Synopsis: My life was ruined in a single second. One second where I, Lana Renata, just wanted to step outside for a moment. One second where I slipped… on cat poop. And in the next second, I woke up in a world I didn’t recognize. I thought it was a dream—until I saw corpses everywhere. Elves, werewolves, and other creatures lay covered in blood. Before I could scream or run, two long-haired white elves grabbed my hands and dragged me to the wedding altar, their swords still dripping with blood. WAIT! NO!... I DON’T WANT THIS!... Hello, everyone! This book is participating in WSA 2025! Your support means a lot, so I truly appreciate it. Thank you! ((Support me and follow me on X and Instagram at 'Delilad Trenna'!))

Imagine: A stone-cold Russian billionaire heir—Viktor Mikhailov (picture: brooding, black turtlenecks, eyes like a winter storm)—gets his entire life nuked when a secret baby appears on his doorstep during a thunderstorm. The twist? - The mom’s a manipulative party-girl who drugged him to get pregnant (trauma). - Baby Misha is half-Korean, all cheeks, and already inherits his "I will end you" glare. - Viktor’s family? Literal villains. Think: evil stepmoms, icy patriarch, and a mansion full of backstabbers. Now he’s juggling: - Harvard poetry classes (his one soft spot), - Diaper explosions (Yuri, his himbo bodyguard/BFF, helps… sorta), - Mafia-level family drama (they want the baby gone). Vibes: - "John Wick but with baby wipes." - "Succession meets Masha and the bear." - Angst so thick you could drown in it… until Misha babbles and Viktor’s cold heart melts. Why you’ll cry: - Viktor whispering “I don’t deserve you" while sobbing into Misha’s curls. - Misha throwing mashed potatoes (Ah, I think it was yogurt? shii, I don't remember) at Anastasia’s $50k fur coat. - The jellyfish hair clips. Always the jellyfish clips. TL;DR: A man who’d never held a baby becomes DAD OF THE YEAR while fighting his psycho family, falling in love with his kid, and low-key redeeming his soul. Feat. Russian lullabies, baby fencing lessons, and emotional damage.

Good news to all you can read the advanced chapters of my novel for only 2$/ month from now on in my my patr eon page at: pa treon.com/Fatenovels. thank you for your support.... ............... Cultivation World Invasion, The System Hit An Old Clock Instead of Real Daughter ………………………… All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… She was an over stressed office worker that has a hobby of being a sneaky exhibitionist and one day she came to the balcony to relieve her stress with a climax. Just when she was about to climax she heard her neighbor shout. She accidentally stepped on her love juices sprayed on the bird poop and slipped out from the 11 floor. Well she was too stressed, excited and frightened. So only her body went down but her soul flew up. Suddenly her soul was pulled by a fish hook and pulled into endless space. ……………………. This world is similar to earth but the fertility of the world has long since exhausted. Because of this world has unified into a single nation to collectively suppress the low class people. Only high class people can eat proper food. One day this world that is a planet has opened up like a nail and inserted itself into a valley in a bigger planet forming a small island in the lake. The satellites fell but people found this new world and started exploration for food and this new world. New world has special energy that destroyed all kinds of electric equipment pulling people to the dark ages. ………………………. Mohini Titly is the real daughter of the titly family but after her mother died her father has remarried and they already had a daughter. The step mother and daughter purposefully lost her along with a pendent that Mohini is wearing. They took her back specifically for the pendent because it is the key to a treasure stash that Mohini’s mother’s family has hidden secretly. They know the location but cannot open it without locket and the bloodline member that is Mohini. Forced opening would drop the things into an underground river leading to abyss. But after bringing her to take the treasures, they used her as free worker and finally signed her up to the go to the new world land to farm and explore. The new world has fierce creatures that even bullets cannot pierce their skin. The job she earned as an orphan before was coaxed away by her step sister. So she died slowly in that place eaten by the beasts. But her soul lived and watched all the things. She saw that their exploration team actually came across a cultivator country and the current earth was invaded by them quickly. Then the people started to cultivate… She later passed through to another earth to become stressed worker that died just now and returned back to her current world with both sets of memories. The system that pulled her should enter her body but the exhibitionist reflexes acted and she dodged. The system hit an old clock to occupy but it gave her a new power that is the control over time. She can revert back her age and store time energy. She can use the time to speed up the growth of the things with the help of the system. But she needs lust points to use various functions of this system. The pervert knows best about lust and she started a journey taking revenge, enjoying the world, stealing chances from heroines, cucking the heroines and turning protagonists into eunuchs she lives a beautiful life. ……………………………………… This story contains real and fake daughter, luck plundering, netorare, netorase, exhibitionism, cuck, cheating, revenge, cultivation, time travel, magical space, outdoor play, slut, bitch, whore, system, and magical space read it at your own risk… …………………….

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Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

Three became explorers. Two became the closest. Two will fight. Two will seperate. One became guilty. One will rule. Thousands of years ago, magic altered. No one knows why, no one went on a discovery, as they knew they aren't safe at all. After the fall of an unknown leader, along with a group of creatures who seemed to take power, all living things in the whole world have to adapt with the new law. The three kinds live in three different layers of the earth; the underground, the ground, and the sky. Some creatures under the seas, some on top of mountains. As long as there's no difference in one, same region. Everything is stable. Until someone - can be called a gift or a misfortune - was born, that caused The Magic to rage more. A dangerous ray from itself spread everywhere, now almost taking half of the equine population out. The red thread all leads to her, the beloved affliction.

"An accident. She's pregnant. How unlucky. She got pregnant in one shot! What was even more unfortunate was that the end of the world had arrived, and the entire world was plunged into a terrifying crisis. How could his mother and little packrat survive? Fortunately, she was lucky enough to get a magical space. Space had everything: food, drinks, daily necessities, crop seeds, milk powder, diapers, pure water… In the post-apocalyptic era where resources were scarce, she had everything she wanted in her space. She brought her baby and lived a leisurely and rich life in the post-apocalyptic era. Right, she had to find the baby's father. She couldn't possibly let the baby be born without a father, right? Thus, she brought her child onto the road to find her father. She thought that her baby's father would have a miserable life in the post-apocalyptic era. However, what she did not expect was that her child's father was actually a hidden big shot. Not only was he doing better than her, but he had also established a new human settlement and became a king-like existence. ""From now on, you two will be under my protection,"" the man said as he hugged her domineeringly. ""Well, from the looks of it, she doesn't have to worry about the good stuff in her space being stolen anymore."""

Marcus died. Sad, sure—but then the voice in his head said “System activated” and he knew it was finally happening: reincarnation into a magical world. Time for spells, swords, and... wait, is that a deep fryer? He wakes up as a baby. In a burnt-down chicken restaurant. With a System that thinks sarcasm is a feature, not a bug. No royal bloodline. No ancient prophecy. Just soot, diapers, and a “Pitiful Crying” skill. Oh—and his magical circuits? Broken. He’s got mana, but the universe laughed and handed him a melee class. In a body that can’t sit up yet. Now, between avoiding fires (again), faking baby babble, and training aura like a tiny gym bro, Marcus is on a mission: survive, adapt, and maybe—just maybe—punch magic in the face.

My name is Fiubun, the second child of a fatherless family. Son of a stunningly gorgeous songstress mother with (probably) angelic blood, brother to a half tiger beastmen sister with a killer sexy body, and a recently-matured, full tiger beastman myself. But I'm a weird kid. "Too curious for my own good," others have said, and I think they're kind of right, especially when it comes to magic, but is the desire to learn really that bad of a thing? I'm a tiger, not a fucking housecat, so I can deal with a bit of danger. In fact, I can deal with a lot of danger, but only because I have to. There are many dangerous things and beings in the Shattered Realms, and my fate seems to be set in having me meet with quite a number of them. My curiosity will become my bane because there seems to be quite a lot of power to be gained from forbidden knowledge, but with a fate like mine, curiosity is a strength. We live in the Dark Forest of Hatarvros, an actual city named "Dark Forest of Hatarvros" (yes, it's a weird name, but blame the rulers, who want to please the Gods, and They're pretty weird) (and also, yes, there's an actual Dark Forest outside of Hatarvros), which is near the Edge of Reality of the Vorosza Kingdom of Clouds and Moss (another weird name because Gods). Even though we're in one of the Good Nations, we still have to watch for monsters that spawn from the wild magical energies at the Edge. And that's not the only danger. There are Trickster Gods that mess with the soulful, demons that haunt places of sin, Xenos who try to take our lands, Outsiders who attempt to subvert our religion, Tears of Reality that can pull unsuspecting people into deadly pockets of space, unpredictable Trickster Gods like Santa and Roulette, and the ever-present fear that one day a Broken Realm full of powerful beasts will wander too close to the Central Realms, and then our lands will be ravaged once again. On the more tangible side of dangers, there's the Carrion Grove who hates all living, pirates that hide in the Warpspace, cultists of The Seven Wretched Fetuses who poison our minds, the Shadah House of Fae Rulers who want to enslave all other races, the Kamae of the High Heavens who keep starting wars, invasions of abominations from the Cursed Realms, the annoying Poop Rage Monkeys, the Wandering Elemental Gods ruining crops, and even the other Good Nations of the Central Realms who constantly bicker and raid each other. But right now, what's most concerning for us are the rumors that the Mayor has been procuring guns. That can't be for dealing with monsters because you need experienced hunters for that, not just more weapons, so people are saying that war might be coming. I guess it may be a good idea to learn magic so that I can at least prepare for the worst. I have some money stored, and hopefully, it'll be enough to pay the tuition of a school of magic… -------------------- *Content Warning*: gore, profanity, sexual content (male/female, female/female, and human/non-human (*not for the faint of heart*)), traumatizing content *What to expect*: A rather slow story focused on character interactions, the MC's gradual growth and development, and the exploration of the Shattered Realms. A bit dark but not grimdark, though it'll have its "moments." The plot exists, but it *slowly* becomes relevant. Detailed environments and extensive world-building. Tactical and strategic combat. A rather deep and complex magical system. *Lots* of descriptive sex scenes, but not like the usual smut novel where sex is the goal of reading. A harem where each character has a different relationship with the MC. Occasional weird wording and grammar because English isn't my first language. This story will also be uploaded to a number of other sites soon. -- Cover is a temporary placeholder until I commission a proper one.

This is a story about two people who were destined to be together, to fall in love with each other by hook or crook even fate could not stop it from happening. Here is Rashi Hazel Cherif a young lady who no longer believes in love after being cheated on by her best friend since diaper who she treated like like own sister and her boyfriend of three years who she loved so much and was willing to do anything for him but at the end of the day she still got cheated on and to top it off on the of her 19 birthday can you imagine how she felt. But that all changed when her father called her to come and have dinner with him at the highest hotel restaurant in NYC and intentionally or rather accidentally dropped an ice coffee on top of a strangers head and when the strander turned around and looked up, to say that he was the most handsome human being she had ever seen wouldn't be a lie. He could be considered a devil because his handsomeness was out of this world but what made her feel restless was mostly his gorgeous blue eyes that were so mesmerizing that she couldn't look away for a moment she even forgot to breath. And here is Edward Alexander Hamilton the youngest billionaire in USA who is also the dragon prince of 'Sheraton Kingdom' which is a secret from the humans and only a handful of humans who work in his company EAH Corporation know that . And he has been waiting for his one and only soulmate for a hundred years so that he can love and be loved in return. Also be able to give his kingdom a king by taking his late father's position as King. And finally bring peace in the kingdom, he didn't want to become the king before finding his mate his Queen, his everything so he delayed his coronation for a hundred years now and he still hasn't found her. Not until one day he was invited by one of his late fathers business partner for dinner at Hotel Sylvester restaurant at first he wanted to send his PA to go but after being nagged by his best friend Paul he decided to go not knowing what awaits him. And that was how he meet her the most beautiful woman he had ever laid his eyes on. So what do you think will happen will he be able to love and make Rashi love him too and be his queen and give Sheraton a king, bring peace to Sheraton Kingdom or be the doomed of the Kingdom and leave it kingless if you want to find out come together with me on this journey to uncover new secrets and m mysteries ;). I hope y'all can come and start this journey together with me it's my first book ever and I am so excited and I also hope you all like it and comment I will be replying to all of your comments so please comment down below Please: don't forget to give it stars am counting on you all, Lots of love from me to everyone reading this book. This work is purely writing by me. No copy writing. author: fafa.mata

When Liam Carter, a down on his luck gambler, dies in a ridiculous accident (slipping on a casino chip and hitting his head), he wakes up in the body of Leonard Duskbane the infamous, scheming noble villain from the fantasy novel “The Hero’s Rise.” Problem? Leonard is supposed to lose. Badly. In the original story, the hero, Kael Ardentblade, exposes Leonard’s crimes in a grand trial, leading to his execution. And guess what? Liam arrives *right* at that moment. Just as Kael points at him and declares, "This man is guilty!" DING! [The Luck of the Scoundrel System has activated!] [Your Luck stat is now MAXED OUT.] Suddenly, the courtroom’s chandelier mysteriously snaps, crashing onto Kael instead. Leonard blinks. "Huh. That’s convenient." Now, armed with absurd, reality-bending luck, Liam now Leonard decides to embrace his new role as the most infuriatingly *fortunate* villain in history. Assassins? They trip on their own daggers. Magic spells? They fizzle out at the last second. Heroic speeches? A sudden bird poop ruins the moment. But as his luck keeps tipping the scales, the world itself starts fighting back. The Hero’s Party grows suspicious. The Goddess of Fate sends agents to "correct" the story. And worst of all Leonard might just be *too* lucky for his own good.

Who is Me? Well, of course I'm me. My friend used to joke around, telling me I'll live in another world with my novel addiction. And guess what? I really did transmigrate to another world. I don't know if my friends are a prophet or what. But I didn't transmigrate without a sacrifice. Oh, who's kidding who? My power is literally sacrifice. Well, you could say I transmigrate because of my sacrifice, get it? Yeah, it's a terrible joke. Well, in this world I'm a variable. I didn't exist in the novel. I wasn't even cannon fodder. Let's just say my power made me completely unknown. But am I an unknown in this world? Well, no. I'm the younger brother of a ranker and the headmistress of the academy. So I could say I'm quite famous. Oh, that's for the synopsis, as I'm going to be at the academy for a long, long time. But you see, I don't like losing or even ranking second to anyone. Even in the peaceful world I used to live in, ranking 2 is like eating poop. So who cares if I changed the plot because I want to rank 1? Like, I transmigrated here with my power, so let me tell you this. I'll do anything I want. Live my life however I like. Eat whatever I like. Kill anything I hate. Hypocrite, right? But do I care? Well, NO. *** If you read this, ask yourself, are you you, or are you me?

From the day he was out of diapers, he never knew a peaceful life. Alone as a child and sent to a orphanage with questionable practices, then adopted by criminals and grew up to work in a black company. There was not a time where he could rest in peace except for when death finally came. But now, in this new world and in his new body, he will do whatever it takes to protect his sleep time. Whether it's defeating the demon king or making friends with the hero, as long as it protects his peaceful sleep he'll do it.

Raito Yakamura lived by a code of discipline, efficiency, and control. Once a lethal mercenary, he turned his back on bloodshed to pursue a quiet civilian life. But that calm was an illusion, shattered by the urges he can no longer bury. Raito craves violence. The instincts that made him a flawless killer never left—they only grew hungrier. Enter Kurai, a cunning demon drawn to that darkness. She feeds off his violent impulses, whispering temptations and offering unnatural power in return. Strength, speed, and abilities beyond human limits and all of that in exchange for Raito being her vessel. Just when Raito begins to master the chaos within, he’s saddled with an infuriating new responsibility: babysitting. An old client vanishes, leaving behind two girls—Raika, a sarcastic, headstrong teen, and Emi, a giggling baby. To Raito, it’s a nightmare. He never asked to play house or change diapers. The only reason he’s even involved is because the girls’ sharp-eyed grandmother with dangerous connections threatened to destroy the quiet life he’s built if he refused. And Raito knows she absolutely can. So now, stuck changing diapers by day and suppressing bloodlust by night, Raito finds himself guarding two girls he never wanted to care about—all while Kurai grows stronger, feeding on his every violent impulse. He’s not doing it out of kindness. He’s doing it to survive. But survival gets complicated when emotions get involved... and monsters—both human and not—start circling. He’s not cut out for this. But that doesn’t mean he gets a choice.

Diana (24) has disappeared without a trace for a month since going on her honeymoon with her husband, Nicky (26). Her family and Nicky, have contacted the police to find out her whereabouts, but the search has yielded nothing. Until one day, a mysterious package arrives, an unmarked flash drive. When they open it, its contents shock them, a collection of photos and videos proving that Diana is still alive, but not in the way they had imagined. In the video, Diana is in a disturbingly strange nursery. The crib in the room is oversized, large enough for an adult. Even more horrifying, Diana is dressed in an oversized baby outfit, complete with a diaper and pacifier. Her body appears thinner, her face pale, and her eyes empty. Her hands are cuffed behind her back, as are her feet. But the most unsettling part is the woman who appears in the video. Her face is never shown, but her posture reveals that she is an adult woman. She holds Diana in her arms, gently patting her back, rocking her to sleep, until, in an unimaginable act, she begins to breastfeed Diana, who appears desperately hungry. Every month, a new flash drive arrives. Every month, a new recording of Diana plays. Every month, the torment continues. Who is this mysterious woman? What does she want from Diana?

After a year of being kidnapped and locked in a basement room, Emmy (22) has become the obsession of two women with different desires. Pamella (26), her captor, wants to destroy Emmy as an act of revenge against her unfaithful husband. Every day, Emmy is forced to endure relentless torture, terror, and fear. Pamella wants to see her completely broken, both physically and mentally. Meanwhile, Mrs. Gloria (30), Pamella's devoted servant, turns Emmy into something else entirely. Obsessed with having a baby, Mrs. Gloria treats Emmy with a twisted form of tenderness. She forces Emmy to become her baby, dressing her in diapers, giving her a pacifier, and even breastfeeding her as if she were a real infant. To her, Emmy is no longer an adult woman but a baby who must be nurtured, and possessed forever. Emmy must survive between two opposing forms of madness. Pamella wants to destroy her, while Mrs. Gloria wants to keep her.

Samwise was as ordinary as they come. The kind of guy who blends into the background at high school parties or your mom’s second wedding. At 27, he was living alone, an orphan, unmarried, kinda sick in the head, and carrying enough stress to fill his bathtub, except he didn’t even have a bathtub. His life was like a dog on the street. He kept convincing himself that everything shall pass, so he passed every fortunate thing in life. Until one fateful night when he met his untimely demise, shot by a police officer who turned out to be a terrorist. Then in the dark of a void, just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse, he was slapped by a glowing figure. “What the—?” he thought, before everything went blue, red, and white. When he finally woke up, he found himself in the body of a newborn baby. Yes, a baby! And not just any baby—this was a baby who had a mom he never got to meet. Cue the sad violin music. But wait! Just when Sam thought he was destined for a life of diaper changes and baby food, a system popped up in his mind. He congratulated himself, as he thought: “Finally, at the end of the journey, it is still the end of the journey.” He was set for life!!? To be the Main Character of his own story. Yet, when he discovered the world he was living in, he was horrified. Surprise, motherfck##, he had been reborn in the world of his favorite novel, Earth Against The Abyss. And while he loved the book, living in it was a whole different fetish entirely. Set in a medieval dark age thing, humans were currently struggling against the Abyss, a terrible force set on conquering Earth and ushering in an era of chaos and death. Not exactly the cozy life he had in mind. “Will I survive?” he pondered, staring at his tiny baby hands. The odds were slim, but hey, at least there was a chance! So, what’s a simple guy to do? He decided to latch onto the MC team as their… Master? “Wait a minute,” he thought, “I’m a baby! How am I supposed to be a Master?!” But Sam was determined. He might be a baby, but he was a baby with a plan. “I’ll just charm my way into their hearts,” he said, practicing his best baby giggle. “Who could resist this adorable face?” And so, with a mix of baby babble and sheer determination, Sam set off on his new adventure. After all, if he was going to be the Master of his own story, he might as well do it with an innocent smile—and maybe a few well-timed coos. Coos, coos, coos…

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

In a world where beast tamers summon majestic creatures to fight for glory—wyverns, manticores, phoenixes—status is everything. Korrin Slate is the ultimate laughingstock: his summoning ritual, funded by his family’s last scraps, calls forth a dung beetle. Not a mighty scarab, not a mystical insect lord—just a tiny, smelly bug that rolls poop. Bullied, shunned, and dubbed “Shit-Roller,” Korrin’s life hits rock bottom. But when his beetle accidentally eats a dragon scale dropped by a passing tamer’s wyrm, something insane happens: it evolves into a Dung Dragon—a grotesque, armored beast with wings of filth and a breath that melts steel. Turns out, Korrin’s beetle isn’t a failure—it’s a Primordial Recycler, a forgotten lineage that turns trash into titans, and every scrap it consumes births a new dragon.

Synopsis In a universe where breastfeeding rewrites quantum physics, a genetically engineered mother and her quantum-wolf lover battle cosmic forces to protect their reality-shaping infant. Across millennia—from 1023 AD Norse rituals to 10,000 AD galactic tribunals—their struggle to balance parental love with spacetime stability evolves into a mythic saga where milk becomes the fabric of reality, stretch marks map star systems, and a baby’s teething pain triggers supernovas. Plot Summary & Future Arcs Core Premise Lynette, the 500th incarnation of a lab-engineered "Spiritborn," discovers her breastmilk holds quantum code capable of creating—or erasing—civilizations. Alongside Caelium, a werewolf-physicist cursed to oscillate between human and feral states, they raise a universe-breathing infant whose needs (hunger, teething, diaper changes) manifest as cosmic crises. Their nemesis, the ancient witch Isolde, lurks in black hole rattles and formula corporations, weaponizing parental guilt across timelines. Key Existing Arcs (Chapters 1-50) · The Quantum Nursing Wars: Breastmilk algorithms vs. artificial formula empires in 3024 AD. · The Milky Tribunal: Intergalactic courtroom drama where lactation laws put Lynette on trial for "chronon genocide." · Teething Armageddon: The infant’s first tooth eruption rips spacetime, summoning dystopian dentist fleets. · Caelium’s Wolf-J.D. Crisis: His battle with black hole student loans and a werewolf lawyer rebellion. Future Outline for "The Lactating Cosmos" Chapter 51-60: The Pacifier Prophecy Arc Core Conflict: The infant’s discarded pacifiers form a neutron star oracle predicting a Galactic Potty Training Revolution. Methane-based diaper civilizations declare war on organic life, weaponizing fecal black holes. Key Beats: · Lynette brokers peace via Quantum Diaper Treaties, rewriting sanitation laws. · Caelium’s wolf-pack battles Toilet-Bomb Anarchists in Andromeda’s nursery lanes. · Isolde hijacks the prophecy, corrupting pacifiers into Singularity Pacifier Grenades. Global Hook: Parenting’s most mundane task (potty training) becomes a galactic power struggle, blending absurd humor with climate crisis metaphors. Chapter 61-70: Colostrum Crusades Arc Core Conflict: A cult worshipping Lynette’s “first milk” hijacks the Andromeda galaxy, using Lactation Lasers to erase formula-dependent civilizations. Key Beats: · Lynette discovers her colostrum contains Isolde’s Original Sin Code. · Caelium confronts his darkest self: a 2149 AD Formula Executive who monetized infant hunger. · The infant’s third eye leaks visions of a Milkless Universe, forcing Lynette to question her worth. Global Hook: Critique of corporate greed and "wellness culture," with breastmilk as both sacred and commodified. Chapter 71-80: Weaning the Gods Arc Core Conflict: The toddler’s tantrums collapse realities into a Tesseract Playpen—a hyperspace nursery where dark matter is finger paint and black holes are sippy cups. Key Beats: · Lynette and Caelium infiltrate the playpen to teach Gentle Reality-Building. · Isolde manifests as a Toxic Nanny AI, weaponizing bedtime stories. · The toddler’s first scribbles accidentally create Proto-Civilizations in her coloring books. Global Hook: Parental guilt meets multiverse theory: How do you raise a god without breaking reality? Final Arc (81-100): The Lullaby Singularity Core Conflict: The child’s first spoken word (“Mama”) triggers a Nursing Big Bang, birthing a new multiverse. But Isolde’s final gambit emerges: a Formula-Fed Doppelgänger Child hellbent on devouring their legacy.

New book is out: I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

One baby. One broke baby daddy. One very exhausted single mom. Riley Carter has enough on her plate, running a struggling bakery, surviving on caffeine and four hours of sleep, and raising baby Emma alone. The last thing she needs is Ethan Walker, the carefree artist who ghosted her ten months ago, strolling into her shop asking for croissants. Except Ethan isn’t just an old fling, he’s Emma’s father. And he has no idea. Now, with nowhere to live (because surprise—he’s homeless!) and zero parenting skills, Ethan insists on stepping up. Riley, against her better judgment, lets him crash in her spare room, on one condition: no freeloading, no screw-ups, and definitely no flirting. But Ethan is a walking disaster, and co-parenting quickly turns into chaos. Between late-night diaper disasters, bakery mishaps, and a very awkward almost-kiss, Riley starts to see a new side of him, the one that makes her heart race. He’s trying. He’s changing. And worst of all… he’s making her feel things. Can a broke baby daddy prove he’s more than just a mistake? Or will Riley choose the safe, responsible life she’s built without him? A sweet, hilarious, and heartwarming romance about unexpected parenthood, second chances, and falling in love when you least expect it.

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Pierre Razec, 20 years old and a simple virgin boy. One day, he suddenly step on a dog's poop and within a second, everything around him became white. "What?! Where is this place?!" [System]: Hello, my host. My name is Dilf, the Supporting Character System. "What?! Supporting Character System?! And Dilf?! Dilf as in Daddy I'd Like to F--" [System]: I'm the Supporting Character System. "You're Daddy I'd Like--" [System]: Supporting Character System. "Fine! So care to tell me why I'm here?" [Systen]: You were the one who summoned me, my host. "I was the one who summoned you... by stepping on a shit?!" [System]: Please don't say that, my host. "..." [System]: "..." "..." [System]: Your role is to be a supporting character in a dirty and messy novel. All you have to do is to act as what the personality of the SC is and never go OOC. Your first novel is called "Jar of Hearts". "Wait... Jar of Hearts?! You mean--" "You will start in one--" "Wait! I still--" "Two--" "Wait!" "Three. Have a good day, my host." ---------- The cover of this novel isn't mine. I don't know who own this but credits to the rightful owner. I hope you have a nice day!

"change her diapers" she just peed. "Her underwear stinks." Change it. And all I can do is watch and let my innocent buttocks be cleaned by a woman from 300 years ago

Alice, a bold and interesting(?) swordswoman; who has always wanted to inherit her father's role as the leader of the renown mercenary group BlackWolves. The story follows Alice on her journey to rise into leadership and the struggles she will endure along the way.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]