Rolls Off The Tounge Rwby

Author: Qiao Yao The young, wealthy, and beautiful reporter, Zheng Shuyi, got dumped by a scumbag?! How could she leave him and the white lotus to live a peaceful and happy life? When she saw the Rolls-Royce owned by the white lotus’s rich CEO uncle, Zheng Shuyi crafted a plan, embarking on a comical journey to seduce him! If her scumbag of an ex wanted to slack off for the next twenty years, then she would become his and the white lotus’s auntie!

Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. Furan Shi, the (dramatic) princess wannabe, agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] I do apologize in advance. I can only offer a small, squishy Furan Shi with ears and tail(/s). Or at least we'll wait for him to grow up (ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ) before I can write the papapa (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠). Also, I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... ehe.. —————————— I have the sad [not the GREAT sad that would be sad :( ] So, I proposed a solution to myself. Me: O-ohh… myself? P-p-proposing? *Bats eyelashes at the murky puddle of water on the sidewalk* Myself: *wiggles brows handsomely* Yes, my darling sugar pap~ I propose we write a story together~ Me: *swoons cutely* OhhHh~ Myself: *nipples sweating* so is that a yes? *Nervous, nonexistent tits bouncing* Me: YES!!!1! *proceeds to bend down to kiss suspicious puddle of water* Thus, this book was born from the selfcest passion between me and myself. I combined two things I love the most (transmigration and demihumans) and squeezed my already drained (and unstable) brain into making this book.

# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

Lin Yun, 36 years old, a widower, a mid-level manager in a private enterprise, is a single father, who has recently felt that he is encountering a mid-life crisis. Professionally, he faced adversity; domestically, he was in a cold war with his 14-year-old daughter; physically, he suffered from periarthritis and spoke daily of his agony. In the past few days, he had also uncovered a secret — his daughter was being a "Magic" girl. With the body of a young maiden, she battled extraordinary monsters and protected the city from attacks — this is the common perception of a "Magic" girl. But he was very aware that being a "Magic" girl came with life-threatening dangers. Should he stop her, or respect his daughter’s choice and find other ways to protect her? Gazing at the Heart Flower in his wardrobe, now covered in dust, Lin Yun, the former "Magic" girl who retired 19 years ago, was facing the third major decision of his life.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

I’m Alexandria Alcove, Xandria for short, and yes, that Alcove. The youngest daughter of the world’s richest family, I’ve been sheltered my whole life, riding to school in my custom Black and Pink Rolls Royce and sporting designer everything. Navigating life as the youngest daughter of the powerful Alcove family is like walking a tightrope—especially when my four overprotective brothers act as my personal security detail. And after a series of disastrous dates, I’m convinced I’ll never find love. Every time I think I’ve found a potential suitor, my brothers swoop in with their “Date Extermination Squad” tactics, scaring them off before I even get a chance to know them. With each thwarted romantic encounter, I realize it’s time to take charge of my own love life. Tired of being treated like a princess, I enroll in a public university, hoping to find genuine love. Or so I thought...

Un chico sin ningún recuerdo de su anterior vida, es reencarnado en el mundo de Remnant por una diosa desconocida, con una misión. Cogerse a todas las mujeres que pueda...

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

Among the rich folks of Hua Nation, everyone knew that Qu Xiaowan, the rich daughter of the Qu family, had been in love with Yi Han for many years. Their families were on the same level, and the two of them grew up together. On the day of the wedding, the groom ran off! People either felt sorry for her or laughed at her. Qu Xiaowan, on the other hand, was elated! As long as she completed this wedding, she would no longer be forced to get married. It would be enough to answer to her grandfather. As for the groom who ran off? She could find another one! In less than one minute, Qu Xiaowan found another man after taking a turn around the corner. This man was extremely handsome. He had soft, fluffy ears, a large, fluffy tail, and big, sparkly eyes. He had a pitiful look in his eyes when he looked at Qu Xiaowan, who decided instantly that he was the one! After that, she convinced him to marry her and they went through with the wedding. It was all done! Just as Qu Xiaowan thought she could skip the wedding night, this person transformed. Upon waking up, Qu Xiaowan realized that the man who wouldn't leave her alone and kept hugging her and kissing her was actually the Prime Commander of Hua Nation! "It's time to flee!" Qu Xiaowan exclaimed. One month later, during the opening ceremony of the College of Hua Nation, Qu Xiaowan watched while a stern-looking commander dressed in a navy-blue military uniform was cordially invited onto the stage. She fell silent. "There's a story that someone convinced me to get married when I was feeling sad. She even said comforting words to me," Jing Yu said. "No idea. I've never heard it. It has to be a false rumor!" Qu Xiaowan uttered. A mini version of Jing Yu hopped forward. "Mommy, have you really not heard that story?" Qu Xiaowan was speechless.

To exact revenge on her fiance who cheated on her, Xing Shu plotted against her fiance's uncle, Cheng Lang. "Was my nephew unable to please you?" On a large, messy bed, Cheng Lang pinched Xing Shu's chin. The black Buddhist bracelet around his wrist swayed from side to side. Everyone said Cheng Lang was a religious man who stayed away from women. However, after sleeping with him for a night, Xing Shu expressed how it was actually easy to manipulate him. She only needed to say sweet things to him in a soft, gentle voice, and he'd give her anything she wanted. "Mr. Cheng is only putting on a show with Xing Shu. He'll dump her very soon!" "Xing Shu is a shameless woman. Mr. Cheng would never fall for someone with ulterior motives like her!" Everyone in Jing City waited for her to make a fool of herself, but nobody knew how Cheng Lang pinned her against the bed at night. "Xing Shu, mention getting a divorce again if you dare." Ever since then, Cheng Lang, a man who once belonged on the altar, was brought down by Xing Shu. He experienced what it felt like to be in a relationship like a normal person, and he found joy in it.

Jiang Tingxu adalah seorang dokter yang pernah bertugas di medan peran. Ia magang di sebuah rumah sakit. Ia dikenal sebagai seorang dokter sangat berbakat dan disukai rekan sejawatnya. Sebagai istri dari seorang aktor terkenal, Mo Boyuan, ia merahasiakan identitasnya kepada rekan-rekannya yang juga penggemar fanatik sang suami. Karena tidak tahan dengan situasi tersebut, ia berencana menceraikan suaminya. Namun, ia harus mengambil hati putranya terlebih dahulu.

【Rebirth + Cool Story + Daily Life + Cunning + Lighthearted + Subverting Tropes + Single Female Lead + Pure Love】 "This is a paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak." Overworked employee Su Huai wakes up to find himself transported to a perilous immortal realm where the strong prey on the weak. After stumbling through seven lifetimes of tragic deaths and rebirths, and without the favor of any system, he finally relies on his past experiences to cautiously rise to the sixth place in the world. One moonless and windy night, a drunken Su Huai chases an assassin and accidentally enters the secluded bamboo forest of an empress-level cultivator, with whom he had a past argument, and accidentally sets her house on fire. Consequently, the legend of the invincible empress who slays any challenger in one strike begins to spread. Upon sobering up, Su Huai finds himself staring at the familiar yet strange ceiling of his family home, looking at his seventeen-year-old self, still a failure, in the mirror. His heart suddenly aches. "Am I... reborn againnnnnnnnn!?" --------------------------------------- trust me ,you will love this novel.

The door to the shop opened with a a ding. The raven haired man who was peacefully reading could only sigh. This was twelve time this week and his patience were running thin. Begrudgingly he made an effort to stand up and walk towards the counter. And sure enough, the same exact face that's bothering him nonstop was going to bother him again. "Welcome To Faraway Bookstore. Is there anything that you like to buy traveler?" "I want to buy your heart." "..." "..." "Sorryto say but 'your heart' isn't on the shop's inventory. Perhaps can I interest you in something simliar like 'Please Log Off and Never Come Back Again'?"

and accountability, leaving her to grapple with the truth of her own past decisions.

(Rebirth + Business warfare + Pampering spouse + Dog food) Investing today? I've got more important things to handle. Financial crisis? Not my problem; anyhow, I won't be losing money. Huh? This stone of yours is pretty nice, wait for a call at home! Xiao Ming closed the door, turned around, and took out a fist-sized diamond: "Honey, let's grind this into a ball for the kids to play with!"

um.. Read the title?

Flora was the only daughter of the Southwind Pack's Alpha. She firmly believed that her childhood sweetheart, Marshall, would be her mate! However, at their 18-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, they didn't sense each other to be their mates. However, Marshall swore that he would only love Flora for his entire life! Under Flora's assistance, Marshall became an outstanding Alpha, and Flora was the most outstanding Luna. Flora had thought that happiness would always watch over her until that day—when, under the pursuit of more than a hundred wolves, Flora managed to escape from the claws of death. She found Marshall and wanted him to return with her to avenge members of their pack, but the dagger in Marshall's hand pierced mercilessly into her heart. "Didn't we agree to let me be the one to end her? What are you doing now?" "I'm sorry, dear," Marshall said ingratiatingly. "She's too good. I was afraid that she'd counterattack before she dies and that it would hurt you, so I made a move early." Flora, who was seriously injured, watched as her husband walked toward Beyonce, and the two of them exchanged a passionate kiss. They even wanted to snatch the Southwind Pack's treasure which she had on her. This was really too ridiculous! Flora spat out a mouthful of blood. The Southwind Pack, which she had grown up in, was attacked by the Blackrock Pack, her good friend Lucy had died in battle in order to protect her. It hadn't been easy for her to survive, but she ended up being schemed against by the husband who swore to only love her! Flora was unwilling to accept this! Before her death, Flora swallowed the crystal necklace. Even if she were to die, she wasn't going to allow it to land in Beyonce's hands! With the blessings from the Moon Goddess, Flora was reborn! She returned to the day Marshall brought Beyonce back. Flora swore that this time around, she was going to protect her tribe, investigate Beyonce's objective for coming, as well as letting this adulterous couple pay for what they had done! Having abandoned love, Flora was unwilling to be the Alpha's subsidiary. She was going to become the first Alpha and change the lycans' history! On the way to lead the pack to prosperity while teaching the scumbag and the b*tch a lesson, another lycan figure unconsciously appeared beside her. "I swear to the Moon Goddess that I'll love you forever!" Under the moonlight, Brosnan's silver eyes hid a gentleness that was like the moon. Flora was moved, but there was another deplorable fact hidden behind those deep feelings. This time around, what choice would Flora make?

Alex-C, FBI agent, who is handling the case of the business tycoon, Mr. Nickerson. She is going to Honolulu to start her mission. Her best friend and colleague, Monique Allison, who is also handling this case. It seems there's a rivalry between the two.

As Heaven’s daughter, she owns and personally runs a magical shop. This shop can leap through time and space and traverse many worlds. In the darkness of night, a glazed dragon-phoenix lamp will guide the fated ones to this shop called the OmniStore, and at this shop, the fated ones will have their wishes granted, but of course, not without a price. The premise is, only if you can afford to pay the price. You, do you want to enter this shop? Any wish you have can be fulfilled, yeah! You can be the mightiest one on the entire universe, you can look askance at the world beneath your feet, you can be so superior that you rise beyond and dominate all life! Her adorable pets, a dragon and a phoenix, have said. “Our shop is really not a rip-off. We are not just showing off to impress or be superior to others, neither are we putting up a show of hypocrisy. We are just here to put the worlds that have deviated off course back on track.” However, such an intangible form of boasting is, in fact, the deadliest. Dear guest, do you need us to gain superiority? Do you need us to help you fly and soar?

“I’m Ning Suyin, a powerful practitioner and I would like to take you as my disciple, we will travel together, train together, eat together and when you grow up I’ll pass down my gift to you..”

Hao Yu is a transmigrator and reincarnates to a xianxia world. He had cultivated painstakingly for 10,000 years and became a immortal; however, he realized a truth. "Why should I cultivate?" "I hate harems" "I don't want to stand at the peak" "I don't age and don't need to eat" "Seriously, there's no point" So he decides to become a teacher for the next 70,000. During that time he sent 7 incarnations down for fun. "By the way, I wonder how strong those 8 empress are? Well, they aren't any concern of mine." (I won't be writing this a lot and from time to time I'll write, unless people really like this. So if you want more chapters, go comment or etc. Just let me know.) [The Cover Art is something I drew] [Still needs a lot of work, but here are my plans] 1. No harem (like I hate cultivation harems with a passion, but there are love interests) 2. Main character refuses to cultivate 3. Main character starts off as 80,000 years old 4. Immortals in this story can't die unless they are killed by something external 5.Kinda want it to be based more on romance than action (Might not edit chapters, cuz I'm just doing this for fun and it'll be too much work.) -Youtube channel down below- https://youtube.com/@murasakinokarasuvtuber

Author is no longer active on website. Taking all ideas and books they thought of with them

Physical and emotional torment + obsessive possession + relentlessly pursuing wife till her doom."

During his college internship, Qin Xun joined a newly established marketing company and became a prestigious assistant planner. On the first day, he was introduced to the slacking-off system, where he could accumulate slacking-off points and receive rewards just by slacking off at work. Just as he enjoyed the reputation of an outstanding employee and hid in a secluded corner of the company, slacking off with gusto, a new, aloof female colleague was assigned to work with him. "Qin Xun, this is the new colleague. Please help her familiarize herself with the company environment and teach her the rules," said the HR manager. The beautiful colleague appeared noble, cold, and unapproachable. Qin Xun felt as though he was being watched, and his slacking-off master plan suffered a heavy blow.

Ren Huian, a disciple is forced to take in disciple despite his will, thus he promises his teachers if they let him choose he would be willing. He traveled around and found two orphaned girls to teach. His first lesson started with a question as he forced his students to hold a blade for the first time in their lives. "Do you hold a blade to kill, or do you hold it to protect?" Author notes: Art Drawn by me This is mostly something new I'm trying out. There will be only 30 chapters, each one will have to be around 1, 000 words. (This is a absolute rule I have to comply). And also for me to not have any pressure, I'm going to try and make extremely unhinged characters because I feel like I'm too comfortable with making normal humans and they turn out to be boring af.

Atravieso el camino de la oscuridad y la imaginación. Me adentro en el reino nacido de la imaginación de los humanos. Reto a la magia de Harry Potter, comandando a los grandes Piratas del Caribe. Derroto la fuerza del Terminator, destruyendo la Ilusión de la Matrix. Virus, es mi esclavo.

Tibetha was always an insecure girl and at the age of eighteen, she woke up with a curse attached to her soul and a voice that never seems to leave her alone. The only way she can escape from causing harm to her household is to run away. Lucky for her, the Villain happens to be in search of an underling and she seems to meet his evil requirements. Unlucky for her, the Hero really needs to return her a teapot that he snagged from her household. Will she choose the Villain and succumb to her dark powers and rise to her true potential? or will she choose the Hero to use her powers for good measure and serve their Empire? or are these the Villain and the Hero's true motives? Read to find out through this chaotic tale. [[ TRIGGER WARNING - DEATH, TALKS OF DEATH, MURDER, MATURE SCENES, GRAPHIC CONTENT, EXPLICIT THEMES AND MORALLY DUBIOUS CHARACTERS ]]