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Sakura Seaman, an adopted girl haunted by years of foster care abuse, emerged as a high school graduate who struggled with crippling social anxiety. Her heart ached for a sense of belonging. She believed due to her low IQ college wasn't an ideal option for her. Instead, she desired to search for her biological family. Her life took an unexpected turn when her boyfriend, Athen, revealed her life was in danger. Acting on behalf of Sakura's biological mother, he informed Sakura that warmongers were seeking to capture her for the extraordinary powers awarded to her by the Shinto Gods, and asked her to come home

"Zero Hour Unit" follows a team of elite agents tasked with uncovering a deadly conspiracy after retrieving a USB containing a hit list and an encrypted message. As they decode its secrets, they face relentless enemies, dangerous missions, and a shocking revelation—a double agent within their ranks. The story delves into themes of trust, betrayal, and sacrifice as the team grapples with internal tensions while working together to uncover the larger conspiracy threatening global security. Packed with action, suspense, and moments of humor, this tale explores the fragile dynamics of a team under pressure, testing their loyalty and resilience at every turn.

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance #harém QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

Haruto and Miyuki’s love story is filled with passion, heartbreak, and deep emotional turmoil. Haruto, a sensitive young man, falls deeply in love with Miyuki, a beautiful but fragile girl hiding a life-threatening heart condition. As their bond strengthens, Haruto becomes more attuned to her declining health, though Miyuki tries to keep her illness a secret. Despite their deep connection, Miyuki makes the painful decision to leave Haruto, fearing her condition will only hurt him further. Devastated, Haruto contemplates ending his life by the lake where they shared precious moments together. Just as he's about to give in to his grief, he sends a final message to Miyuki and Sakura, saying goodbye. Sakura, Haruto’s loyal friend, rushes to the lake to stop him, saving him in time, but Miyuki’s condition worsens, and she dies in his arms. Heartbroken but grateful for Sakura's support, Haruto begins to heal. With time, he learns that love, even in loss, can guide him toward strength and healing, carrying Miyuki’s memory in his heart forever. This story explores love, loss, the pain of separation, and the healing power of friendship and memory.

Genre: Fantasy, Action, Isekai, Supernatural Synopsis: In 20XX, Kyoto's Hanami festival takes a terrifying turn when the "Sacred Sakura" erupts with supernatural light, opening a vortex to a world teeming with yokai. This unstable portal chaotically connects both worlds, forcing Japan to adapt to the existence of yokai and the magic seeping into their reality. When his younger sister is dragged through the vortex, a young man must face his fears and venture into the unknown to save her.

Di sebuah sekolah modern, kehidupan berjalan normal bagi MC, seorang siswa cerdas dengan selera humor yang selalu menyegarkan suasana. Di sekitarnya, ada adik-adik kelas yang sering merepotkan, adik kembar yang menyimpan rahasia, sahabat-sahabat yang unik, dan seorang adik kecil yang ceroboh namun menggemaskan. Suatu hari, sebuah fenomena misterius terjadi—langit berubah, dan lingkaran sihir muncul di tengah halaman sekolah. Ketujuhnya tersedot ke dalam portal yang membawa mereka ke dunia fantasi dengan kerajaan, sihir, dan bahaya di setiap sudut. Saat tersadar dari pingsannya, sang MC sangat terkejut, karena mendapati dirinya yang telah berubah menjadi seorang wanita.

In the bustling town of Norville on the mysterious planet Teshell, Khai is a fearless hunter of magical creatures. When fate leads him to befriend a Night Falcon his life takes an unexpected turn. Tasked with a mission to hunt a sinister Evil, Khai joins forces with an unlikely team of misfits. Together, they journey through a world filled with chaos, comedy, and breathtaking adventure. Norville is a whimsical blend of fantasy and humor, where the line between ally and enemy blurs, and epic beings lurk in every shadow. Prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, laughter, and epic creatures.

Greg was extraordinarily average ...with just one friend, a transfer student from God-knows-where. After a supernatural encounter that changed his life, his friend goes missing, and he can't help searching for her. His search takes him on several misadventures which would have left anyone crazy. However, Greg's dark humor keeps him from giving up on finding his missing friend. As he searches, he uncovers a secret order of fiendish beings and mysteries better left in the dark.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+// She Hates Me, But She's Mine in EVERY Way] “No… I won't.” “Oh, petal, I wasn't asking. You WILL marry me.” **** Dr. Kiyomi, a neurosurgeon rogue lycan, lives in & never leaves the human hospital— the safest place for her. That’s until a high-profile mafia surgery goes wrong and she’s blamed for it despite being on leave. Suddenly the limelight is on her, forcing her rare last name back into the memories of people who have long wanted her dead — the Bogdan Lycans. As if that isn't enough, the Ivanov Russian mob is after her with vengeance in their hearts. Scared, Kiyomi leaves the hospital pretending to be a night-shift male nurse — which works, only for her to be kidnapped at the hospital’s entrance, by the cruel lycan queen’s guards who drag her to the queen Sakura’s human home. — — — Sakura Watanabe; the soulless crazy queen known to screw up everyone for fun. She ruins everything she touches and sucks the life out of everyone around her. She is bad, cruel, and a menace who does whatever she wants, however, and whenever she wants it. When she hears of Dr. Kiyomi’s misfortunes, she is curious to see what will make that lycan break, and orders that Kiyomi be brought to her, so she can sign the infamous Sakura contract that always leaves the signee dead, dead and dead. What Sakura doesn't factor in is the fact that the woman who walks through her door is her soulmate. And even worse is the desire she gets to protect Kiyomi. Not one to relent in the hands of fate, Sakura forces Kiyomi to sign the oppressive contract. What happens when Sakura's heart starts beating for Kiyomi, and she goes after everyone who hurt her soulmate? Will she cancel the contract and embrace love, or will she stay the stoic soulless queen with nothing to live for? And even better, how long can Sakura fight fate?

Wraithbound is a chaotic urban fantasy set in modern-day Japan, blending dark humor, psychological horror, and supernatural elements. The story follows Hikari Sato, a rebellious gyaru high schooler whose life changes after an encounter with a demon, awakening her psychic abilities and disturbing the balance between the mundane and mystical worlds. Thrust into a hidden realm of spirits, demons, and morally ambiguous characters, Hikari must confront external threats and her own inner darkness. As she struggles with her powers, societal prejudice, and complex relationships, she learns that survival and self-acceptance come at a high cost in a world where victory is never guaranteed.

On Tokyo, Japan there’s a cold and serious professional assassin named Kage Ryunosuke. Everyday, he filled his life full of killings and bow towards the “Kage No Shakai” organization, which is an organization filled with many deadly assassins who works in the shadows of the society of Japan. Ryunosuke always been taught that to be an assassin, you have to kill your feelings. He feels that his life has no joy. Then one day, he watches a very famous idol of Japan called Sakura Aihara on TV. As he watches her performance on TV, he falls in love with her and that love becomes an obsession for him and slowly changes his life. He becomes her #1 fan. Since then, he feels that he become much more alive for the first time in his life. But suddenly, the head of the organization called him and assigned him to assassinate Sakura Aihara. He surprised and has no choice, but to accept the assignment. He starts to hesitate. Should he kill his beloved idol that changes his life or otherwise????? And why Sakura Aihara becomes the organization’s target??????????

Uma coletânea de crônicas que explora o absurdo cotidiano as vezes com humor ácido, diálogos afiados e reflexões profundas. Cada texto mergulha em situações inusitadas, personagens excêntricos e dilemas universais, revelando a ironia e a fragilidade da existência humana. Uma obra que provoca risos, incômodos e pensamentos, navegando entre o cômico e o trágico sem nunca perder o foco narrativo.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Suddenly thrown outside their bubble of comfort, the MC must explore the world and find a new meaning to live. Thirsty for power the MC plows through every adventure and obstacle alike for the chance at revenge. *** Great, great, great action/fantasy novel along with humor and occasional romance. This novel I have been preparing for a while, so I am very excited to finally release it. If you give even the first chapter a try, I am sure you will love it. Thank you!!! Chapter releases every Sunday 10am EST

Género: Fantasía, Acción, Isekai, Sobrenatural Sinopsis: En el año 20XX, durante el festival del Hanami en Kioto, un gigantesco y antiguo cerezo en flor, conocido como el "Sakura Sagrado", comienza a emitir una luz sobrenatural. De repente, un vórtice se abre en el tronco del árbol, revelando un mundo poblado por criaturas del folclore japonés: los Yokai. El vórtice actúa como un portal inestable que conecta ambos mundos de manera esporádica y caótica. Japón se ve obligado a adaptarse a la existencia de los Yokai y a la magia que ahora se filtra en su realidad Sumérgete en esta historia de Fantasía y Romance.

*The Secret Life of Riku Kisaragi* Riku Kisaragi was once a nobody—a shy, awkward middle schooler who couldn’t catch a break. After a crushing rejection left him humiliated, Riku vowed to reinvent himself. Now, as a high school sophomore, he's a completely different person: confident, charismatic, and secretly juggling relationships with multiple girls from all walks of life. But life isn’t all roses and romance. Behind the charming smile lies a web of secrets. Riku's carefully curated image is put to the test as he navigates his daily life with Yumi, the feisty athlete; Sakura, the shy artist; Aiko, the perfectionist class president; and Miyuki and Emiko, two wealthy women whose worlds collide with his in unexpected ways. As if keeping up with his relationships wasn’t enough, Riku’s life takes a dangerous turn when he becomes entangled in a mystery that threatens not only his secrets but also his life. With old enemies lurking and new challenges on the horizon, Riku must rely on his wit, charm, and a little bit of luck to survive. In a story filled with humor, heart, and high-stakes drama, Riku learns that the hardest part of balancing love isn’t the romance—it’s the lies you tell to keep it all together. **Will he keep his secret life intact, or will everything come crashing down?**

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, Rudra, a 16-year-old with the rare Thunderstorm Deity talent, discovers he can evolve his powers beyond any known limits. Joined by his loyal friend Nand and a group of talented allies, Rudra trains at the prestigious National Awakening Academy, where fierce clan rivals and dark forces threaten the balance of power. Armed with a mysterious system and a heart full of determination, Rudra must rise through academy ranks, uncover hidden secrets, and face powerful foes in a journey of friendship, humor, and thrilling battles to protect humanity.

In a world full of chaos and lies, Everest Sparkspar is just trying to get by. With no big plans for his future, he spends his days taking on missions for a secretive company alongside his bold and fearless partner, J. But when they start digging into the company’s secrets, they find more than they bargained for. As the stakes rise, Everest and J have to decide if they’ll stick to the rules or take a chance on something bigger. Packed with action, humor, and tough choices, their story is about finding your own way in a messy world.

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!

Arlen was a nobody—a forgotten orphan scraping by on the unforgiving streets of Eloria. But fate had a cruel sense of humor, and when the gods intervened, everything changed. Bestowed with divine powers in a deal shrouded in mystery, Arlen’s life takes a turn toward chaos, glory, and seduction. Now armed with the ability to control elements, bend shadows, and challenge mortality itself, Arlen’s ambition knows no bounds. He vows to rise above the gods who mock him and the mortals who underestimate him, carving a path of power, cunning, and destruction. Along the way, a mysterious harem of extraordinary women—each more dangerous and alluring than the last—gravitates toward him, bound by their own secrets, powers, and desires. But with great power comes betrayal. As Arlen ascends, shadows from his past and enigmatic foes from the divine realm conspire to bring him down. Navigating a world of gods, monsters, and manipulative allies, Arlen’s charm, arrogance, and cunning will be his greatest assets—or his ultimate downfall. In a tale brimming with romance, humor, betrayal, and explosive twists, Arlen’s journey to godhood is as intoxicating as it is treacherous. Will he reign as the ultimate deity, or will his own ambition consume him before he can claim the throne of divinity? One thing is certain: when gods play games, mortals like Arlen rewrite the rules.

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amends, Dhruv agrees to the terms, unaware that the mysterious man is none other than Lord Vishnu in disguise. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself, he finds himself in an unusual mix of existential crises, dark humor, and supernatural chaos. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose. This story is a refreshing take on mythology, where the mortal and the divine collide in unexpected and often hilarious ways, challenging Dhruv to find his own redemption and bring fulfillment to his life's story...

I am a middle-aged man who died and has now possessed the body of a Japanese woman. Living in someone else’s body with loneliness and boredom, without parents, in this land of Japan. Suddenly, a foreign man spoke to me. "Hey, you, let’s get married." And he proposed to me. Could this be a good chance to start a family? I, who was once a man, am suddenly marrying a foreign man? However, the foreign man who proposed admitted he has nothing but his two children. But that’s alright. I just want a simple family. ____ GenderBender, Male to Female, Complex Family Relationships, Romance Comedy, Transmigration, Slice of Life, Female Protagonist