Sakura Haruno Humor

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+// She Hates Me, But She's Mine in EVERY Way] “No… I won't.” “Oh, petal, I wasn't asking. You WILL marry me.” **** Dr. Kiyomi, a neurosurgeon rogue lycan, lives in & never leaves the human hospital— the safest place for her. That’s until a high-profile mafia surgery goes wrong and she’s blamed for it despite being on leave. Suddenly the limelight is on her, forcing her rare last name back into the memories of people who have long wanted her dead — the Bogdan Lycans. As if that isn't enough, the Ivanov Russian mob is after her with vengeance in their hearts. Scared, Kiyomi leaves the hospital pretending to be a night-shift male nurse — which works, only for her to be kidnapped at the hospital’s entrance, by the cruel lycan queen’s guards who drag her to the queen Sakura’s human home. — — — Sakura Watanabe; the soulless crazy queen known to screw up everyone for fun. She ruins everything she touches and sucks the life out of everyone around her. She is bad, cruel, and a menace who does whatever she wants, however, and whenever she wants it. When she hears of Dr. Kiyomi’s misfortunes, she is curious to see what will make that lycan break, and orders that Kiyomi be brought to her, so she can sign the infamous Sakura contract that always leaves the signee dead, dead and dead. What Sakura doesn't factor in is the fact that the woman who walks through her door is her soulmate. And even worse is the desire she gets to protect Kiyomi. Not one to relent in the hands of fate, Sakura forces Kiyomi to sign the oppressive contract. What happens when Sakura's heart starts beating for Kiyomi, and she goes after everyone who hurt her soulmate? Will she cancel the contract and embrace love, or will she stay the stoic soulless queen with nothing to live for? And even better, how long can Sakura fight fate?

A nervous young man, disguised as a girl, moves into a women-only apartment, only to discover it’s secretly a haven for futanari. Navigating bizarre conditions, hidden identities, and unexpected relationships, he embarks on a journey of acceptance, humor, and self-discovery.

In the neon-lit streets of futuristic Neo-Tokyo, Rei Kuroda, a haunted bounty hunter, and Aiko Saito, a skilled hacker with ties to a powerful corporation, cross paths in a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Once lovers torn apart by a devastating war, they now find themselves on opposite sides of a conflict that threatens to unravel the city’s delicate balance of power. As they are forced to confront their past, their rekindled feelings complicate their missions, drawing them into a high-stakes battle against a rogue AI and the dark forces controlling Neo-Tokyo. With every encounter, the line between love and duty blurs, leading them to a final confrontation where they must decide whether to protect the world they once knew or to forge a new future together. Neon Sakura is a gripping tale of romance, action, and redemption, set in a world where technology and humanity collide.

Embark on a riveting journey with Devo Duck, an anthropomorphic waterfowl with a mysterious past, as he navigates the complexities of life in a small town called Dullsville. From his unexpected transformation from a human to a duck to his humorous encounters with the locals, Devo Duck's tale is a blend of science fiction, humor, and intrigue that will leave you hooked from the very first quack. Join Devo Duck as he grapples with his newfound identity, unravels the secrets of his alien origins, and discovers the true meaning of family and in friendship this charming and whimsical story that will delight readers of all ages. Welcome to the world of Devo Duck, where the extraordinary meets the ordinary in the most unexpected ways. Explore the wonders of the universe through the eyes of a duck like never before.

Es geht um das zweit älteste Kind von Tobirama Senju und Sarada Uchiha-Haruno! Dieses Kind reist ebenfalls wie seine Mutter in die Vergangenheit, um diese zu ändern! Die Vorgeschichte und auch eine Art Mitgeschichte zu seinen Geschwisterm könnt ihr auf Wattpad lesen. Die Titel sind: "Warum wir? (TobiSara)" Und noch nicht veröffentlicht: "Besuch aus der Zukunft - TobiSara"

Hikaru Sato, an average shut-in with no ambition, is unexpectedly transported to the magical world of Astraleon, where gods oppress mortals, monsters roam free, and rebellion brews. Armed with divine-level OP abilities that make him capable of defeating any being—including gods, immortal monsters —Hikaru's powers are boundless. Despite his ridiculous strength, Hikaru’s journey begins not as a savior, but as an accidental summon gone wrong. Through a mix of humor, awkward antics, and unexpected heroism, Hikaru must face divine beings, navigate celestial politics, and prove himself in a world desperate for a champion—or risk becoming its biggest cosmic headache.

Ji Hoon is a handsome young man with a towering height, a stern face with a sharp jawline, but often adorned with an ignorant smile that makes him look humorous and relaxed. His eyes are sharp, but they never look scary - instead, they exude confidence. His appearance is neat and well-groomed, reflecting his family's upper-class status. At school, Ji Hoon is known to be popular, humorous, and often makes the atmosphere lively with his jokes or sometimes annoying behavior. However, underneath his laid-back demeanor, he has a caring side that is rarely seen by others. Soo Jin is a simple girl with an ordinary appearance, even inconspicuous. Her hair is long but often looks frizzy, as if it's rarely taken care of properly. Her face is actually sweet, but is often hidden behind a hesitant and nervous expression. Her body is slightly thin, reflecting her life of struggle. Soo Jin is not the type of girl who easily attracts attention, but behind her simplicity, she is someone who has a strong heart and a great sense of responsibility, especially towards her family.

Thrown into a world where he barely understands the rules, Babloo and his classmates must navigate strange lands, quirky inhabitants, and a dragon mentor who’s as clueless as it is powerful. With his trademark wit and knack for finding himself in bizarre situations, Babloo discovers that surviving in this fantasy realm is no less chaotic than his life back home. Will Babloo rise as a hero, or will he simply remain... Babloo? Find out in this hilarious, action-packed tale of magic, mishaps, and unexpected friendships—crafted with a touch of desi humor

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH

In a world full of chaos and lies, Everest Sparkspar is just trying to get by. With no big plans for his future, he spends his days taking on missions for a secretive company alongside his bold and fearless partner, J. But when they start digging into the company’s secrets, they find more than they bargained for. As the stakes rise, Everest and J have to decide if they’ll stick to the rules or take a chance on something bigger. Packed with action, humor, and tough choices, their story is about finding your own way in a messy world.

An elite mercenary takes on a peculiar corporate mission. In a high-tech stateless walled privately run polis where discrimination and authoritarianism meets.. freedom? High-stakes action meets sardonic humor in a gripping cyberpunk thriller.

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

In an increasingly advanced modern world, a revolutionary game called Ethereal Odyssey barAetherTech, this game blurs the line between the real and virtual worlds. With the most advanced VR technology, players can experience the game world for real: touching, smelling, even tasting the food inside. Ryota Haruno, seorang siswa SMA dengan keberuntungan yang luar biasa, awalnya tidak tertarik untuk bermain game. Namun, atas dorongan teman masa kecilnya, Hinata Fujiwara, ia memutuskan untuk mencoba Ethereal Odyssey. As Ryota enters the world of Ethereal Odyssey, he finds that this game is more than just entertainment. This dynamic and mysterious game world offers an infinite adventure, where every choice has consequences, and every step unlocks new secrets. With stunning graphics, a complex social system, and challenges that blend strategy with luck, Ryota finds himself drawn into a world that feels more alive than reality. *Cover created by AI. *This is the first story created by me, so please apologize if the quality is lacking. *Sorry if the language is not good, English is not my native language

On Tokyo, Japan there’s a cold and serious professional assassin named Kage Ryunosuke. Everyday, he filled his life full of killings and bow towards the “Kage No Shakai” organization, which is an organization filled with many deadly assassins who works in the shadows of the society of Japan. Ryunosuke always been taught that to be an assassin, you have to kill your feelings. He feels that his life has no joy. Then one day, he watches a very famous idol of Japan called Sakura Aihara on TV. As he watches her performance on TV, he falls in love with her and that love becomes an obsession for him and slowly changes his life. He becomes her #1 fan. Since then, he feels that he become much more alive for the first time in his life. But suddenly, the head of the organization called him and assigned him to assassinate Sakura Aihara. He surprised and has no choice, but to accept the assignment. He starts to hesitate. Should he kill his beloved idol that changes his life or otherwise????? And why Sakura Aihara becomes the organization’s target??????????

sigh It's lonely at the top

A 16 year old boy named Hiro is a typical high-school student,he doesn't have much friends in school because he is an introvert and shy. Since last year he started having same weird dream atleast once a week seeing the same girl every time and sometimes encountering her in his day to day life,is it just an illusion or is there something else,will he be able to find the untold truth?find it out in this marvelous adventure of Hiro

Hikaru Takashi, who is our main character is actually rich and handsome and he is hiding and lowkey himself up so he doesn't get much attention. Hikaru-kun actually live only by himself in his mansion which is given by his father. Hikaru-kun's father actually own the biggest tech company in the world. And one day in his first day in 3rd year high school he met Miyu Tanaka and she is unbelievably beautiful with her beautiful pink hair. And actually made friends with her and her friends names are Ren Yamashita, Sakura Fujimoto, Kaoru Nishikawa, Aoi Takamura, Shota Kobayashi, And this novel is how Hikaru Takashi's life is.

Alyssa and Jake have been inseparable since childhood, their bond unshakable and their memories countless. But as high school begins, life grows more complicated, and the once simple lines of friendship blur. Between new faces, unexpected challenges, and the weight of unspoken feelings, the cogs of fate begin to turn. Will Alyssa and Jake remain the steadfast friends they’ve always been, or is their story destined to become something more? Dive into a tale of humor, heart, and the rollercoaster ride of growing up—where every moment might just change everything.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Sakura, an eighteen-year-old girl haunted by her past, ached for a sense of belonging. She believed college wasn't ideal for her due to her low IQ. She was stuck in limbo as her adoptive father thrived in the spotlight of becoming a famous actor. Her life turned unexpectedly when her boyfriend, Athen, revealed it was in danger. Acting on behalf of Sakura's biological werewolf mother, the female Alpha, he informed Sakura that she was an Alpha werewolf, and warmongers were seeking to capture her for the extraordinary powers awarded to her by the Shinto Gods and destroy her. She leaves her home in the big city to find her birthplace and restart her life from a traumatic past.

Genre: Fantasy, Action, Isekai, Supernatural Synopsis: In 20XX, Kyoto's Hanami festival takes a terrifying turn when the "Sacred Sakura" erupts with supernatural light, opening a vortex to a world teeming with yokai. This unstable portal chaotically connects both worlds, forcing Japan to adapt to the existence of yokai and the magic seeping into their reality. When his younger sister is dragged through the vortex, a young man must face his fears and venture into the unknown to save her. Apoyame en Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/estebangarofano/membership

Evelyn’s chaotic morning leads to a chance encounter at a café with Violet, a quirky girl with lilac hair. After a humorous exchange involving spilled jam and an unzipped bag, Evelyn finds herself unexpectedly drawn to Violet, leaving her day feeling a little less unlucky.

Takashi, a bright and talented Japanese high school student, was admired for his academic prowess, consistently excelling in mock exams. But on the day of his exam results, his seemingly perfect life shattered. He discovered that his girlfriend, Sakura, was a gold-digger secretly dating three other men. Furious and betrayed, Takashi exposed her schemes to the others. Enraged by the loss of her "money source," Sakura tried to take his life. At the very moment of her attack, Takashi was mysteriously teleported to another world, landing in an unfamiliar forest. Disoriented and alone, he quickly realized he was far from home. As he struggled to adapt, a strange window appeared before him, offering the chance to take revenge on Sakura. Dismissing it as irrelevant in this strange new reality, Takashi focused on survival—until he was attacked by a powerful beast. In the midst of his desperation, the system reappeared with an unusual proposition: it would grant him incredible power—but at a cost. To activate the system’s full potential, Takashi had to form a unique bond with a mature woman, a MILF. Reluctant but faced with no other options, Takashi agreed, setting the stage for an extraordinary journey. Now armed with the enigmatic "Wield System," Takashi ventures into an unknown world filled with peril, unexpected allies, and the promise of revenge. Will he harness the system’s power, overcome his challenges, and carve out a new destiny for himself?

Yuki Matsuda just wanted a peaceful university life. Being a pretty boy was troublesome enough - the last thing he needed was more attention.But fate (and a clumsy genius) had other plans.When he literally runs into Sakura Momose, the brilliant but disaster-prone graduate student he's been secretly watching from afar, his life takes an unexpected turn. One accidental splash of her experimental formula later, and Yuki faces a startling reality: he's going to transform into a cute loli within the next seven days.Now, with Sakura promising to "take responsibility," Yuki must navigate university life while slowly shrinking out of his clothes. Between hiding his transformation from classmates, learning to deal with his changing body, and trying not to fall for the adorable scientist responsible for his predicament, peaceful is definitely off the table.But maybe, just maybe, becoming a girl isn't the worst thing that could happen - especially when it means getting closer to the one person who makes his heart race, even if she did accidentally turn him into a loli.Join Yuki on this sweet, humorous, and sometimes chaotic journey of self-discovery, unexpected romance, and learning that love doesn't care what size or gender you are - though it certainly helps if your crush is the one who caused it all in the first place!

The Power of Music: Part 1 A humorous and lighthearted tale of a guy's day out at Kabianga, which starts with a fitness session in his quirky gym attire and evolves into a comedic adventure on the football field—or lack thereof. Disappointed by the absence of a casual match, he stumbles upon "Frustration Square," where he meets a girl sitting alone. Attempting to impress her with awkward humor, he fumbles his way through their interaction until music saves the day. As Perfect Design by Nyashinski plays, the song unexpectedly creates a connection between them—until his cheeky pause leaves her singing the wrong lyrics. What happens next? Stay tuned for Part 2!

(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.

Kan, a newly recruited investigator in the Criminal Investigation Bureau (CIB), is thrown into the deep end on his first day with the unsettling Jigsaw Case. The killer's modus operandi is leaving cryptic messages through meticulously arranged jigsaw puzzles at crime scenes, taunting the authorities and daring them to piece together the clues before more lives are lost. Teamed up with his sardonic yet endearing partner, Officer Jenkins, Kan navigates the dark and twisted world of this demented game master. The duo's investigation takes them through eerie crime scenes, quirky puzzle shops, and into the mind of a killer who sees murder as a sinister puzzle to be solved. Along the way, Jenkins’ relentless humor keeps spirits high, even as the stakes grow increasingly dire. As the clues lead them to an iconic clock tower, Kan and Jenkins discover an unexpected ally in an amateur sleuth obsessed with the case. Together, they delve deeper into the Jigsaw Killer's psyche, racing against time to prevent the next gruesome tableau. Their journey is fraught with tension and danger, but also peppered with camaraderie and laughter, proving that even in the darkest of times, a well-timed joke can be a light in the gloom. In "Pieces of Laughter and Death," Kan must not only solve a killer's deadly puzzles but also learn to navigate the peculiar dynamics of his new team. Through a blend of mystery, horror, and comedy, this novel explores the balance between finding the humor in life’s darkest moments and the determination to bring a ruthless killer to justice.