Sakura Haruno Humor

In a world ruled by strength, Shiāo Fēng was born with nothing — no talent, no support, no future. Exiled to the wild, he was meant to fade away. But fate had other plans. As ancient powers awaken, his journey begins with fire, knives, and a single pot. A dark, tragic, and strangely humorous fantasy — he wasn’t born to fight, but to cook. And sometimes, that’s the deadliest path of all.

Your Support Matters! — 1 Review = 10 Bonus Chapters — 1 Power Stone = 1 Bonus Chapter Want more chapters? You can contribute by dropping a review or power stones! Every bit of your support fuels the story—and unlocks more content for everyone! ---- Sakura Aihara is a quiet, meticulous philosophy student at Tokyo University who lives by one rule: never let emotions interfere with purpose. Her days are routine, her heart guarded, and her world neatly arranged in study schedules and solo café visits. Riku Takanashi is the opposite—a warm, easygoing barista with a messy past and a dream to open his own coffee shop. He's not chasing success; he's searching for peace. And maybe, someone who understands that sometimes silence says more than words. When Sakura receives the wrong coffee order at Roastery Gekkō, her carefully ordered life begins to stir. A strange connection forms between her and the soft-spoken barista. What starts as casual morning visits turns into shared moments, curious questions, and silent understanding. Bit by bit, her walls begin to crack. As Riku shows her his world—music, dreams, and imperfect hope—Sakura finds herself drawn to more than just the lattes he brews. In turn, Riku finds in Sakura the rare kind of presence he never knew he needed: someone who listens in silence but speaks in stillness. But just as their bond begins to bloom, the past rises for both of them—pressures from family, fear of failure, and the cold echo of unfinished dreams. And lingering behind it all is the strange, unexplained app that appeared on both their phones: ____________•••____________ One Plus You are one plus away from something unforgettable. ____________•••____________ In a city that never slows down, can two people who run from noise find comfort in each other’s quiet? And will they recognize what they’ve found… before it fades away? --- Themes: —Stillness vs. Chaos —Dreams and Doubt —Emotional healing through small moments —Romance built on unspoken understanding —Fate in a digital age Ending will be very shocking.

TW: Black Humor

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 21+// She Hates Me, But She's Mine in EVERY Way] “No… I won't.” “Oh, petal, I wasn't asking. You WILL marry me.” **** Dr. Kiyomi, a neurosurgeon rogue lycan, lives in & never leaves the human hospital— the safest place for her. That’s until a high-profile mafia surgery goes wrong and she’s blamed for it despite being on leave. Suddenly the limelight is on her, forcing her rare last name back into the memories of people who have long wanted her dead — the Bogdan Lycans. As if that isn't enough, the Ivanov Russian mob is after her with vengeance in their hearts. Scared, Kiyomi leaves the hospital pretending to be a night-shift male nurse — which works, only for her to be kidnapped at the hospital’s entrance, by the cruel lycan queen’s guards who drag her to the queen Sakura’s human home. — — — Sakura Watanabe; the soulless crazy queen known to screw up everyone for fun. She ruins everything she touches and sucks the life out of everyone around her. She is bad, cruel, and a menace who does whatever she wants, however, and whenever she wants it. When she hears of Dr. Kiyomi’s misfortunes, she is curious to see what will make that lycan break, and orders that Kiyomi be brought to her, so she can sign the infamous Sakura contract that always leaves the signee dead, dead and dead. What Sakura doesn't factor in is the fact that the woman who walks through her door is her soulmate. And even worse is the desire she gets to protect Kiyomi. Not one to relent in the hands of fate, Sakura forces Kiyomi to sign the oppressive contract. What happens when Sakura's heart starts beating for Kiyomi, and she goes after everyone who hurt her soulmate? Will she cancel the contract and embrace love, or will she stay the stoic soulless queen with nothing to live for? And even better, how long can Sakura fight fate?

The story sheds light on two separate lives. Jonah and Sakura from two different countries. Jonah, an emotional distant young man in the UK and Sakura, a highly spirited girl chasing her basketball dreams. What happens when their worlds unexpectedly collide, challenging everything they thought they knew about life, emotions, and eachother.

Between unspoken feelings, complicated friendships, and a tension that builds with every stolen glance, Sakura must learn that some matches aren't played on courts — they're fought in the heart. Struggling between her past and present, getting to do things she never expected she'd do.

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

In the heart of Tokyo, where cherry blossoms bloom and fall with the seasons, two hearts from different worlds cross paths beneath the petals. Haruki Sakamoto, a simple boy from a middle-class family, only dreams of surviving high school with his best friend by his side. Dating the most admired girl in school? Impossible. But when Aoi Fujimura, the quiet daughter of one of Tokyo’s wealthiest families, steps out of a luxury car on the first day of school, their lives begin to change in ways neither expected. They start as strangers, each chasing their own unreachable crushes, blind to what fate has already placed in front of them. But through group projects, school festivals, and countless misunderstandings, a fragile friendship forms. Slowly, beneath the falling sakura petals, they begin to see each other for who they truly are—two lonely hearts searching for someone who understands. Yet their worlds couldn’t be farther apart. Status, family expectations, and jealous rivals threaten to tear them apart before their story even begins. In this slow-burn, emotional high school romance, will love be enough to bridge the gap between their worlds? Sometimes, the person you never expected... is the one who changes your world forever.

In the luminous metropolis of Tokyo, two young heirs, Renji Tachibana and Ayaka Fujisawa, are drawn into an arranged engagement by rival families that lead corporate empires. The problem? They've hated each other since they were children. Amidst sarcastic bickering, forced alliances, and family secrets, every day becomes a battle—both in business and in the heart. Can they reconcile pride, legacy... and feelings they deny even to themselves? A high-octane romantic comedy filled with sharp dialogue, humor, and the vibrant Tokyo skyline.

— Diga-me, Louis. Quem é o seu mestre? Elliot Seymour Gladstone, o Conde da família Gladstone. Um nobre prestigioso com quem não se brincava, e um homem conhecido por seu forte desdém tanto por homens quanto por ômegas. Louis, que ganhava a vida como engraxate de rua, quase foi molestado pelo dono de uma alfaiataria um dia. No entanto, foi salvo por Elliot, que apareceu por acaso através das cortinas. O medo cresceu dentro dele enquanto ele olhava para Elliot, mas, ao mesmo tempo, o coração de Louis disparou. Em uma reviravolta do destino, Louis foi forçado a uma situação em que teve que se disfarçar de empregada doméstica na casa do Conde para encontrar pistas sobre um tesouro escondido na propriedade do Conde... "Sua rotina parece ficar mais intensa a cada ciclo. Conde, sua rotina não está muito longe, não é?" “O Conde… em breve no cio? A notícia da saída de Elliot veio como um raio do nada. Louis esconde desesperadamente o fato de que ele é um Ômega, algo que o Conde desprezava. Mas seu comportamento cauteloso é em vão quando Elliot se torna um Alfa que entrou em sua rotina. Louis se viu incapaz de escapar dele.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

Sakura Yume, a high school student who has no dreams and friends because of her lack of confidence because her name does not match her personality and is often called that by people which makes her even less confident, suddenly she meets a girl named Fukamizu Aiko in the library she wants to be friends with Sakura Yume, surprisingly the girl is the opposite of Sakura Yume she is cheerful and quite confident which makes Sakura Yume doubt if she can be friends with her, can their friendship last long or not?

Yuuto Sakurai, a 19-year-old high school failure, spends his days devouring wish-fulfillment stories. One night, he stumbles across yet another "LHS" novel-where the protagonist is insanely overpowered but insists on acting like a weakling. His needless self-sabotage ruins his image, social life, hurts those around him, all because it's the so-called "right thing to do." Frustrated, Yuuto burns the book, cursing its stupidity, and goes to bed. Then he wakes up... as the main character?!

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

Klein vio comedias románticas durante toda su vida, hasta que un día, le tocó vivir una. Sin embargo, ni siquiera el humor puede ocultar la verdad tras los chistes.

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.

Sakura Sato is always the outsider of her school, everyone seen her as a weirdo, but one day the popular girl, Nezuko Tanaka SWITCH BODY?!

What happens when the school's most radiant idol, Sakura Yamato, asks average Hiroshi Tanaka to be her fake boyfriend? It's not for love, but to save their obscure club! Thrown into a world of awkward dates, public scrutiny, and hilarious misunderstandings, their pretend relationship is the talk of the school. But as the lines blur, this unlikely duo might just discover that sometimes, the most unexpected love stories are the ones that start with a lie."

Christian Tsunade a high schooler in the respected Sakura academy, but Christian is a boy that get pissed easily, and because of this he can be violent, being someone who beats up people he is hated by almost everyone in the academy, but one day changed that, three people helped Christian to accept people and value their company, but the more Christian knew about these people the more he saw their own hell, and now Christian tries to help his friends that helped him.

A boy who lost his family and moved to Japan with his uncle and aunt has just been accepted into Cambridge University in the UK. He was accepted into their prestigious aviation program and dreams of becoming a pilot for Aeroflot. Along his way to the university, he meets a British girl he instantly falls in love with. He gets super anxious just even being in her presence. But every time he tries to strike a conversation with her, she pushes him away. He never even talked to the girl before. What the hell did he do? He tries to talk to friends of his crush to find out more of what she likes and what she doesn’t like. Thinking about her just makes him even more excited. But every time he gives something to her, she rejects it. The boy sees her with other guys and she doesn’t seem like a jerk. She even talked to guys who are orphans and Asian. What the hell is wrong with him that made her avoid him even more?

Veer, a determined orphan, begins a long journey to become the strongest warrior. But his first challenge isn’t a monster — it’s 50,000 stairs... Will he find the master he seeks? Or collapse before destiny begins? A fantasy adventure filled with action, emotion, and humor begins here!

When The All-Girls School, Tokushu Academy, finally opens as a mixed, Nagi Hotaru decided to enroll. The only problem is: He was the only boy to enroll!

After dying without taking a shit, a man is reincarnated as Toilet Paper Man in a bizarre world where only two toilets exist. Chaos unfolds when he accidentally destroys both. With humor, heart, and divine intervention, he learns the value of toilet paper-and becomes humanity's savior of sanitation.

What happens when the richest billionaire’s son is thrown into an all-girls college full of seductive temptations? 17-year-old Ren Arakawa is shy, socially awkward, and utterly terrified of women. But when his powerful father fears his son might never become "man enough," he buys his way into an elite Tokyo girls’ college, offering an irresistible prize to any girl who can "turn him into a man." Surrounded by desperate, beautiful girls fighting for fame and fortune, Ren only wants to escape—until he meets Sakura Nishimura: a cold, mysterious senior with a haunting past. As emotions ignite, jealousy explodes, and forbidden bonds form, can Ren survive the ultimate seduction game and win Sakura’s guarded heart? Romance. Drama. Betrayal. Seduction. Welcome to a game where love is the most dangerous prize of all.

[Rich Guy] [Not a Virgin] [Enjoying] [Cosmos] [Family] [No Ambiguity] System: I'm in a hurry, hurry up! After the system was disconnected, the ten major research bases, the three major organizations, and a group were monitoring the entire world for me. Sakura Laboratory, after the doctor used one hundred million people as test subjects, the world was shocked, but I was overjoyed. Dr. Moro: "It's just a mere one hundred million people."

Here be dark dwellers. With humor and fancy, we take up jobs to keep our lives easy. We be killers. We be hunters. Yet, we be people. For whom shall I live up my query? Oh look an antique. It shall be you then. cover’s not mine, I do not own it.

Our universe is not unique. It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate. This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web. He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter. But life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you deserve. And sometimes, what you deserve is far worse than anything you could ever imagine. One night, in that cold and crumbling corner of the world, someone found him, who declared the boy has lost his memory. Thus began his descent into the heart of multiversal chaos. The watchers of fate—the ones we call gods—do not cheer for heroes or mourn the fallen. They simply watch, judge, and wait. And sometimes… they choose. This boy was chosen—to suffer like the damned or rise like a legend. As time goes, more and more chaos feel upon him. Declared a prophet by a forgotten god made of blue mist, the boy was dragged into a world beyond comprehension.The god offered no wisdom, only pain. No salvation, only orders. Each divine command felt like a curse etched into his soul. With a war brewing against the Cloud of Nihility, a group mass-producing forbidden power to rule all existence, the boy is sent to gather allies from countless realms—elves, dragons, ancient machines, and more. Each world brings new horrors. Each divine command brings more suffering. Through multiverse, he finds companions and enemies alike—but trust is a currency he cannot afford, not when the god who chose him is watching from above… smiling. Will he be able to defy his fate? Will he be able to retrive his memory? What waits for him in the multiverses—each more twisted, more dangerous than the last? Will he be able to defy the god who made him a weapon?

"El Beso de la Oscuridad en el Alma", es el primer libro de la saga, "Corazón de Sombras Eternas", una historia con colmillos, humor sarcástico, vínculos predestinados, mundos paralelos, escenas ardientes y amenazas cósmicas que no perdonan a nadie. Ella solo quería una vida tranquila con libros, sarcasmo y café. Él solo quería proteger el equilibrio del multiverso... y no enamorarse. Pero el destino —ese maestro del caos con pésimo sentido del humor— los juntó. Cuando una humana con lengua afilada se cruza con un vampiro híbrido maldito, el universo tiembla… y también los botones de la camisa. Romance, acción, mitología y una protagonista que no necesita permiso para patear traceros… o enamorar corazones inmortales. ¿Romance? Sí. ¿Sarcasmo? A cucharadas. ¿Sobrevivir? Solo si no te enamorás del tipo que puede romper dimensiones. Autora: Lorna Nox. Todos los derechos reservados. Prohibida la reproducción sin autorización expresa. Obra registrada en la DNDA (Argentina) ISBN: 978-631-00-8919-5.