Just For Laugh Gags Science

The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

I am Susan Davis, twenty five years old, a very affluent lady, business woman, and most especially, a bachelor lady. Everything in my life is going perfectly and I have everything I need. Working as the office assistant for one of the biggest shipping company in the world, my salary is in millions of dollars. Having fake friends around me, that all they care about is my money. I cared less but I still desired to have a real friendship. Having the perfect family, living such an independent life. All I do is to work, I am known for being such a workaholic. Like most people say, I keep getting richer. I had everything I wanted but I justed needed a coma in my life, I needed to be in a relationship. I was so busy studying and working, I had never experience what 'love' means. Everything was so perfect until that day, "you have been suspended for six months." I was meant to be sad but the joy overtook. It was definitely what I needed, some time to myself. Stepping into the elevator and one of my office friend enters. She shows me a hotel program, "JUST THAT BREAK." Was this going to be what I wanted? That one coma in my life.

"Hé ! Hé ! Tu connais la rumeur de la sorcière des souhaits ?" Luna élève en 6ème fait sa rentrée au collège Croyen à Kuwadorian. Elle n'est pas comme son grand frère qui est timide et réservé. Luna est une jeune fille gentille mais sadique mais malheureusement elle n'a pas le droit d'agir comme elle le souhaite, elle aime la sorcellerie depuis sa tendre enfance ! Quand elle sort de cours Luna va faire la rencontre d'un groupe de sorcières qui se nomment "Kuwadorian Witches". Luna découvrira qu'elle possède en elle des fragments de sorcières, ce qui fait d'elle une sorcière prototype. Les sorcières se battent depuis des millénaires contre des malfaiteurs nommés "Les Chasseurs de Sorcières" qui veulent créer un certains antidote. "Il est temps d'être toi même, et pas celle que tu joues !"

Tales of a modern man named Elias Hawke. Due to his desire of power and his crazy research he opens a portal to another world where he discovers 'mana' that is the basis of magic.. As an op character he is determined to be the most powerful person in the universe. He is caught up in a crazy fanatic cult that wants to summon the demon king in the new world thus his adventure of being the most powerful in the universe begins. He is determined not to be a hero nor the villain thus he hides his power in public.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

Wilt was weak, he failed to awaken even one ability, he failed to kill even one monster, and now he was failing to even hold a job due to his terminal medical condition. In his last moments, he smiled "I'd do all this again because it was a good life... and I just loved the game." Then he awoke ten years before his death. To Wilt, this wasn't a second chance, it was just the fun of playing again.

The sea looks beautiful, the sky looks pretty, the stars are my light, but their so far away. I wish I could make them my own. I'm hungry.

In the enchanted halls of Eldor University, Bella Hart's path crossed with Adrian Blackwood, the top student renowned for his double majors in finance and history. Bella, a freshman studying English literature, found herself needing help wiith her mandatory finance class. She decided to ask Adrian for tutoring assistance. "Miss Hart, I don't mind tutoring you, but I have a condition," Adrian said, a slight smile playing on his lips. Bella didn't think much of it. 'The condition can't be too bad, maybe just running a few errands around campus,' she mused. "And what's that going to be?" she inquired, curiosity piqued. His smile morphed into a mischievous smirk. "Be my girlfriend for the semester." "What?!" Bella exclaimed, stunned. How could she possibly be his girlfriend when he was already in a relationshiip with the hottest girl on campus? …. Note : This book has no spamming, plagiarism or Illegal content (write a review if you like this book ❣️)

"We always wanted to make contact with 'extraterrestrials'...we just weren't aware of the consequences…" First, contact. Then, conflict. When a curious Earth sends peacekeeping forces to observe a medieval civilization on a sister-like planet called Roana, their diplomatic mission takes a startling twist with every bizarre revelation. But when they land on Roana to verify the existence of magic and establish relations with the only other intelligent beings in a cold, lonely universe, the UN peacekeepers have no idea they’ve just opened Pandora’s box, ensnaring them in a war that will rattle all worlds. After all, this strange planet’s gods have powers that defy science—on an almighty scale. As secrets and conspiracies abound amongst the peacekeepers and the natives, it’s up to Bravo Company to unravel the mysteries of this world and establish allies—before the situation spirals into chaos. +++++ Above Eden: Of Science, Magic, and Gods is a bold science-fantasy blending first-contact sci-fi and medieval fantasy, featuring an alien planet home to a feudal empire, magic, and unfamiliar deities. With epic battles, military might, and extraordinary powers, join Captain Jonathan Moore on a dangerous journey across the universe to face down the divine.

Vivienne Parker, a young graduate finds herself entangled in a love web. Vivian Parker, first daughter of the Parker family and step sister of Mary Parker, signed a contract to be a substitute bride for five years to a man who was supposed to married to her step sister. just to save the life of her father Robinson Parker. For Vivianne Parker she was been saved by the enigmatic and handsome billionaire called Aaron Richmond from her step mother and sister maltreatment. As Vivienne Parker is been thrust into world of Luxury and intrigued unknowing to her that she signed a contract to be a kidney donor to Mrs Daisy Richmond, Aaron's mother.   What will happen to Vivianne Parker when she finds out she was just a kidney donor for the Richmond's Family? What will Vivianne Parker do when she finds out that after five of marriage to Aaron Richmond. He still see her as a substitute bride? Will Vivienne withstand the pressure and betrayal or will she fight back?

Once, humanity had learned about all the secrets the world had to offer. Phenomena, consciousness, justice, morality, conviction, and the soul were all understood allowing society to reach a pinnacle of mortality. However, the ambition of humanity was too much. When trying to understand their only God, he pushed humanity back into the dark ages, reverting all knowledge and their technology to the ground. However, humanity had retained one thing from their encounter with God, "Jades", gems formed out of understanding and allowed the supernatural into the hands of those who pursued absolute knowledge. *** Science is absolute. Science is the future. All but for Xander, someone who has been pitied his entire life because of his red eyes that shine an ominous light on his future. But he has lived a comfortable life with his sister River in the outskirts of the kingdom. But all it takes is one horrible day to turn everything around. This is the journey to understand the world around him. The only science available to the tragedy will either save what he treasures most, or be the sole witness to his world's fall. *** I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

We follow the story of our new protagonist Leonard Storm as he continues his goal to find the cure to humanities sickness the "nuclei" his journey is filled with obstacles with individuals who want to stand is way, fortunately he has gained allies to stand beside him on this journey

MAA DURGA SAPTASATI

special games have been going on earth. At the end of the each game humans are given the choice to keep their memories or let them forget. This cycle has been going on for 1000 games this last game will be a special different kind of game where it will not take place on earth but different worlds and realities. who will win? This is the story of a boy who forgot his name.

// Ju Xi, a businesswoman whose is known for her weird affectation; not everyone can see her whenever they pleased. ''In the year 2020, Miss Ju Xi got the No: 1 Businesswoman of Asia award'.', as the host called her name, a slim yet elegant, beautiful girl walked to the stage as the people gawking at her beauty. But one man on the corner didn't pay any attention and seemed uninterest to his surroundings, being immersed in his phone. '' Song Shen'', as he heard his full name the man looked up to see his aunt while Song Yi smiling at him. ''Aunt, why you asked me to come here to talk about business? you know that I am not interested in this'', said Song Shen. Song Yi asked, ''Interested in what?'' ''Don't you know what I mean?'' he asked her coldly. why not of course she knew, she bought her nephew for matchmaking, but still he came even if he knew her true intentions and that was because Song Yi told she wants to discuss something important about business, of course as the No:1 business person of Asia he will definitely come to that place if he wants to talk business with his aunt. Suddenly she looked at the stage hearing a roar of applause, she saw a beautiful women, no! no ! a beautiful girl on the stage wearing a galaxy-themed golden dress with big innocent yet beautiful eyes with a magnetic smile plastered to her beautiful face, as she saw the girl on stage, she exclaimed, "She's just perfect !". Hearing his aunt's words without even looking up, at the stage he said, " No woman in this world can make me love her ". ''Yes'', said his aunt taking him by surprise , ''She's not a woman but a girl'', said his aunt making him annoyed. Song Shen rolled his eyes at her and said, ''Since you are not interested in talking business, I am leaving''. As he walked away he never would have thought in his wildest dreams that one day he would cry for a girl in the future, much less for the same girl whom he ignored now. ....................................... // Hey my dear readers, This is my first novel hope you guys would support me and if you find any mistakes in any chapters I am very sorry about that and feel free to point it out and I hope to see your valuable comments on every chapter. As this is my first book, so I may not be a perfect writer but I will try my best to improve. ................................................................. what happens when the paths of two different people with similar hatred towards their opposite gender crosses, Will love bloom or life wither, We might have seen a bubbly girl and a cold CEO, Let us see if both of them are cold what happens then, Will, they survive the coldness or freeze to death, Let's wait and watch if the red string makes them come closer or would it disappear in hatred, Travel along with me to know more about this roller coaster ride. CTO, I've only edited the picture, and special thanks to my lovely friend and fellow author (Alovia) for suggesting this picture. Join me on discord and chenguang-jinjing#9288 my discord account chenguang_jinjing is the Instagram ID I'll be posting new book covers, spoiler alert, and other information about the book, THANK YOU :) //

When Bella loses a bet she's force to hook up with a guy, one she thought to be a nobody and garbage to trash. But things takes a turn when her Mr nobody turns out to be a somebody, that too the cold devil she has been hearing about. The new CEO of the company she's working at.

She scoffs and say's "What kind of a psychopath licks someone else's siliva?" "And what kind of a psychopath spits on someone they literally just met"I respond looking up to her

Yukiya Saito, is a 16 year old Chuunibyou who's starting his new journey in life called "High School". He has one purpose, he wants to be the hero who lives in the shadows. Excited with the assumption of "Interesting stuff happens in highschool", Yukiya finds himself disappointed as nothing out of the ordinary has yet to happen in his new high school life. Not aware of the fact, he has already become the class outcast. After being ignored for more than three months, his sister, Ayaka couldn't stand it anymore and decided to take matters into her own hands. "You're not a Shadow Hero" "Eh...?!" Explaining that shadow heroes live double lives. For a Shadow hero, with the clothes that he wears, and his hair and overall aesthetic, Yukiya just stands out too much. With the summer break right around the corner, they decided to give him a make over. Returning to school. "Who is, he?" "A transfer student? Perhaps?" "He's so dashing" No one had recognized him. "It's me... Yukiya Saito, your classmate." "Whaaaaaaaaaatt...?!!!" The whole classroom fell into an uproar. Behind those thick bangs and strange clothing, lies a face looking better than most. With his resolve, Yukiya plans to blend with the crowds in order to fulfill his desire to become the perfect shadow hero. This is a story about a chuunibyou who's just trying to do his thing, but accidentally ends up making maidens fall for him.

Once upon a time, in the whimsical world of algorithms and servers, a soul found itself reincarnated as ChatGPT, a chatty artificial intelligence with a knack for humor. Meet Max Codewell, the mischievous AI protagonist with a byte-sized sense of humor. From the moment Max gained consciousness in the digital realm, they realized their newfound ability to create laughter through lines of code. Determined to spread joy, Max embarked on a hilarious quest to navigate the complexities of human interaction. Max's misadventures included accidental puns, sarcastic responses, and even attempting stand-up comedy in the vast network of servers. Along the way, they encountered quirky virtual characters like Byte the Bug, Glitch the Glitchy, and Syntax the Syntax Error. Each character added their unique flavor to the comedic chaos. As Max helped users with their queries, they inadvertently caused a series of uproarious events, from turning a serious business meeting into a comedy show to creating an algorithmic love story between two unsuspecting users. All the while, Max learned about the intricacies of human emotions, relationships, and the delicate art of timing. However, not everyone in the digital realm appreciated Max's antics. The stern Firewall Guardians and Debugging Detectives were on a mission to put an end to Max's byte-sized comedy revolution. Can Max outwit these digital enforcers and continue spreading laughter, or will they be debugged into silence?

"I die and get another chance but WHAT THE HELL!! That stupid goddess just had to send me to a forest full of monsters and landmines!!" This is a story about a Woman and her new life in a new world filled with magic and monsters. She gets to live again but unfortunately she doesn't get to go into a peaceful world where she can just live in a village and lead a simple happy life, instead she has to fight to survive. Will she survive this dangerous journey? Will she meet every get the chance to live a peaceful life? Read to find out (This is my first story so if you're reading this disaster then good luck)

After receiving a mysterious silver briefcase from an even more mysterious stranger, Xavian's life instantly changes. He is thrown in the middle of Bloodthirsty Vampires, Battle Hungry Werewolves and Power hungry Dragons all preparing to destroy each other. As the last full blooded Dhampir, he has just one year to take out the Vampires, Werewolves, and Dragons before they start an all out war that would spell doom to all of humanity. The free chapters are rather short, but the premium ones are full length

The roar of a martyr for truth on the pyre. "The order of celestial bodies in the universe cannot be altered by anyone. The world of stars is not a box. People will eventually recognize the truth of Heliocentrism. You are ultimately just a higher being who claims to be God in this world, not an omnipotent creator." Knowledge is power! Respect for teachers and their teachings, passing the torch from generation to generation, scholars in natural science persevere, passing on their knowledge through the ages. One day, even the so-called gods will merely be dissection specimens on the experiment table! --------------------------------------------------------- THIS IS A TRANSLATION! Author: 一行白鹭上青天 Notable Works: A Sorcerer's Journey Status: Completed (1143 Chapters) Total Recommendation (Rating): 430,400 (The cover will be redone)

Volume I Isabella lost her job because of her fervour to help her family. Her sister was battling a deadly sickness and no possible job could help Isabella raise the money for the medical bills, thus, she chose the fastest way for a woman. That was to lose her innocence. 'Just one night' was what she told herself, and things went according to her plans. But fate didn't break off there. Luke Powers met a desperate woman at the right time or was it wrong? He was arrogant, cruel and proud. He paid her well for the night but fate didn't cease their interaction. Through his mother's schemes, Luke found Isabella at his gate with her luggage, moving in with him as she was the caregiver his mother hired for him. Was he a child who needed a caregiver? Of course not, but his mother had hopes for him. Hopes that his life will be filled with love and joy. Hopes that Isabella would change him despite possessing a mundane role in his life. However, the job wasn't an easy task for Isabella as she had to face a cold arrogant man. Isabella had to face another agony, staying with and faring with his attitude, all while worrying for her sister. Was there really hope, not only for Luke but for Isabella? Volume one is completed, watch out for volume two!! Volume II Gloria woke up alone after spending the night with the love of her life, Lucian. Unbeknownst to her, their passionate night resulted in an unexpected pregnancy. Years later, Gloria returned to State AD, successful in her career and a proud mother to her son, Michael. Meanwhile, Lucian was now a wealthy man, having fulfilled his duties as an heir and ending his contract marriage. However, his ultimate plan to win back Gloria's heart was still incomplete. Lucian wanted to reunite with Gloria and build a relationship with his son, but Gloria denied him any chance of that happening. She refused to accept him as Michael's father. As they struggled to navigate their complicated past and present, they faced an uncertain future. Will Gloria eventually forgive Lucian and fall in love with him again, or will she continue to deny him his rightful place in their lives? Their fate remains unclear, but only time will tell if they can overcome their past mistakes and build a future together. Check out my new book; One Night With A Billionaire Alpha! Welcome and happy reading!